Original subtitles

♪ Who believes the world's a dream ♪

♪ And falls for some fantastic scheme ♪

♪ But always winds up on the beam ♪

♪ Yogi bear ♪♪

[quacking]

bang bang bang

My word. I bagged a bird.

wheee

thump

Fetch the bloomin' bird.

Fetch him, boy.

[barking]

Uh-oh.

[barking]

[snoring]

[dog barking]

Save me, mister! Save me!

I've been shot! See?

Save me! Save me, please!

[barking]

(duck) 'Help! Save me!'

[dramatic music]

screech

Good dog. Capital fetching and all that.

This calls for Yogi-type strategy.

[imitating hunter] I say, there.

Zounds, hound. Lucidly fine fetching, what.

Hand me the bloomin' bird, boy.

Pip, pip!

Cheer-o, what-ho, and all that, what.

[dog barking]

screech

Go, boy! Go!

Thanks, mister. Thank you very much.

[barking]

What's the matter, buster?

You lose a duck?

Hee hee hee! Hey hey hee!

[splashing]

[quacking]

[quacking]

Boy, you're cute.

[quacking]

Oh, no!

[quacking]

(duck) 'Help! Save me!'

Help! Help!

'Help!'

'Help! Help!'

This calls for the old pepper gag.

(duck) Help! Help!

Ah...ah...ah..

[gulp]

Oh, no! The little guy went down the hatch!

Speak to me, little pal!

Say something!

(duck) 'Get me out of here!'

'Get me out of here! I'm afraid!'

Gee, thanks, mister.

[dog barking]

screech

[dog barking]

You stay here, little duck.

Old Yogi will lead that hound dog

on a wild duck chase.

[dog barking]

screech

quack quack

[dog barking]

quack quack

[dog barking]

quack quack

Ha-ha-hooey!

I'm drivin' that dog crazy.

quack quack

[dog barking]

quack quack

I mean, ouch!

screech

Okay, little duck, let's duck out of here!

screech

Oh, boy, decoys.

Just sit tight, little duck, and don't move a muscle.

[barking]

Howdy, friend. How's about a little game of chance?

Tell you what I'm gonna do.

If you pick the real duck, he's yours.

If you don't, he's mine. Okay?

[barking]

You can't tell the real duck

from the decoy.

Now you see him. Now you don't.

Proving the hand is quicker than the eye.

Okay, bub, round and round he goes.

Where he stops, nobody knows.

Now, which duck is for real?

Hee hee hee! That old hound dog

picked the wrong one, eh, little duck?

Eh, pal?

Hey, little duck!

knock knock knock

knock knock knock

(hunter) Good fetching, boy.

Good show.

A stout dog and all that.

(Yogi) 'Hold it! Hold it!'

Egad! What's this?

A bloomin' bear?

Please, sir, spare the poor little guy.

He's so young and innocent.

He's too young to die!

(hunter) Right-o.

Egad. I feel like a cad.

I'm through with beastly duck hunting.

I'll never hunt another duck.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you very much.

From now on

I'm going to hunt big game.

About, uh...how big?

Oh, about your size.

I get the message!

[gunshots]

splash

They got him! They got my pal!

Oh, I wouldn't say that, little bitty buddy.

quack quack

quack quack

quack quack quack

[both laughing]

[theme music]