Original subtitles

[theme music]

Re-dick-uh-less.

'Just plain re-dick-uh-less.'

'Sheesh, what a bunch of show-offs!'

'What a hammy group of camera hogs!'

Oh, no.

'Not that corny pose.'

Sheesh, it's disgusting.

Sometimes I'm ashamed I'm a bear.

Excuse me, sir. May I snap your picture, sir?

You mean you wanna take my picture?

If it's not too much trouble, sir.

No trouble at all, friend.

How's about something informal.

Here's snappy bit.

- You like gag stuff? - 'Very good, hold it.'

Well, this routine is, uh, kinda cute?

(Newton) 'Yes, indeedy.'

You goin' for close-ups?

Take the photo-genius profile.

'I got a million of 'em, friend.'

Thank you, sir. And here's my card.

If you're ever in town drop in for a visit.

Feel free.

(Lily Belle) 'Newton. Newton!'

Heavens to Betsy. It's Lily Belle.

Where are you, Newton?

Eh, coming, pet. Coming!

Hurry, Newton. We'll miss our train.

I hope you haven't been inviting everyone to visit us

'like you do every vacation.'

Yes, pet. I mean, no, pet.

You'd better not, Newton.

How's about this?

"Newton Figley. 222 Tudor Terrace.

New York."

And he asked me to drop in for a visit.

That's what the man said.

♪ Di-di-ri-di-di ♪

♪ Di-ri-di-di ♪

Ol' Yogi Boy will paint the big town red, red, red.

I'll thumb a ride if my dumb-thumb, don't get numb.

vroom

Uh-oh! The cops.

[engine revving]

You supposed that dumb bear headed for the city?

He's dumb enough to try anything.

Uh, "Why not?" says Yogi.

I'll just hitch a hike.

[engine revving]

Going my way, hey?

screech

Okay, bud. Hop in.

Ain't it a little hot for a fur-coat, bud?

And what other kinda coat should a bear wear?

B-b-bear?

screech

(male #1) 'Out! Git! Scram. Shoo!'

(Yogi) 'Okay, okay, okay!'

screech

Shee! What a grouch.

[instrumental music]

"222 Tudor Terrace."

This must be the place.

Shee, is Newt gonna be surprised

to see ol' Yogi Bear in person.

[knocking on door]

[doorbell ringing]

Howdy, Mr. Newton.

Hmm, eh, the face is familiar.

- Eh, have we met before, sir? - Don't you remember?

- 'Was it Honolulu?' - Uh-unh.

- 'The French Riviera?' - Uh-unh.

- 'Palm Springs?' - Jellystone Park. Remember?

- 'You invited me to visit you.' - I did?

(Lily) 'Newton!'

Uh-oh. It's Lily Belle.

Quick, the little woman mustn't find you here.

What's this Newton?

A bear rug?

(Newton) 'Eh, yes, dear.'

'He, uh, it just arrived from Jellystone Park.'

thud thud thud

(Lily) 'Just as I thought.'

It's filthy.

Clean that thing off or out it goes!

Yes, pet.

[whirring]

It's okay now. Lily Belle's gone.

And I'm goin', likewise.

(Lily) 'Newton!'

- 'Is that bear rug clean?' - Yes, pet.

thud thud thud

(Lily) 'You call this rug clean?'

Hmph. If you want anything done right

you've got to do it yourself.

'What a mess.'

bam bam bam

I'll just toss this moth-eaten antique

'in the washing machine.'

[sloshing]

ting

ting

ting

ting

ting

'Now, once through the ringer.'

[creaking]

Well, Newton, at least this thing is clean.

Yes, pet.

Oh, goodness gracious.

That poor bear.

This rug's mighty lumpy

but I'll fix that.

Oh, I can't bear to look.

thud thud thud

Ooh!

thud thud thud

- Ouch! - It's still lumpy.

You're so right, pet.

(Lily) 'Some rug, it's not only mangy'

'but look at that head.'

Did you never see such a stupid-looking face?

That did it. That did it!

You had just insulted a guest.

(Lily) 'Eee! Uh, Newton!'

That rug is alive!

Yes, pet.

It's a bear! Help!

Police!

'Help!'

That's my cue to skidoo.

screech

I should've stayed in Jellystone.

Help! Police!

Ranger Smith, calling Jellystone Park.

I think I've spotted our runaway bear.

'That's him, alright.'

'Uh, stand by, I'm going to try to pick him up.'

[whirring]

Are you sure, lady?

Sure, I'm sure.

There's a live bear on the terrace.

A bear on the terrace?

Shee! It takes all kind.

(male #2) 'Sure, we know, lady. We know.'

'There's a big bad boogie bear on the terrace.'

- Put me down, you brutes. - 'Eh, don't get excited, lady.'

Eh, we got a lady last week

that saw polka-dot sea serpents.

[chuckling]

(Lily) 'Newton! Say something!'

Okay. Goodbye, pet.

[chuckling]

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