Original subtitles

♪ Who is always on the spot ♪

♪ Who is Yogi Bear ♪

♪ Who keeps cool when things are hot ♪

♪ Who does Yogi Bear ♪

♪ Who believes the world they dream ♪

♪ And falls for some fantastic scheme ♪

♪ But always winds up on the beam ♪

♪ Yogi Bear ♪

[instrumental music]

Uh, you know somethin', Boo-Boo?

Like what, Yogi?

I'm bored with this park.

- I like it. - Oh, what's to like?

It's a nice place to visit but who wants to live here?

Nothin' ever happens around here.

[engine revving]

(man on radio) 'Calling all cars.'

'Be on the look out for bank robbers'

'headed north on Highway 60.'

'Bandits believed headed for Jellystone National Park.'

Yeah, uh, we wanna see the bears.

[laughing]

(man on radio) 'Take no chances, the bandits are armed.'

(Mac) 'Step on it, Jack.'

screech

Uh, what's wrong with hidin' out in the Park, Jack?

Great idea, Mac.

[engine revs]

Don't we look like typical tourists?

[Mac laughing]

(Mac) Hold it , Jack.

You see what I just seen?

(Jack) 'Uh, when you've seen one cave'

'you've seen them all.'

Yeah but that cave is gonna be our hideout.

Back up.

This ain't bad, uh, for a cave.

When do we eat, Mac?

What're you expecting room service? Look around.

Hey, Mac, I found some nuts.

Nuts? Do I look like a squirrel?

Well, nuts is better than nothin', Mac.

I wonder who lives in this dump.

thud

What kind of furniture is this? Early nothin'?

You better look out, Jack.

Uh, I'm gonna grab me, uh, 16 winks.

Hey, Mac, I hear somebody.

Well, but Yogi, it's too early to go to bed.

So, uh, what's to do that's new?

(Boo-Boo) 'See you later, Yogi.'

I'm bored, bored, bored.

That's what I am.

Eh, somebody's been eatin' my goodies

and they ate 'em all up.

There's somebody who's been sittin' in my chair there

and broke it all up.

And somebody is sleepin' in my bed.

I said, somebody is sleepin' in my bed.

My bed, get it?

You're gonna get it right in the head.

And you'll be dead, Fred.

He-he, so what's so bad.

Hey, are you a for-real bear?

I-I'm f-f-for real n-n-nervous bear.

(Jack) Gee, a really bear.

Eh, can I take your picture?

(Mac) So pose, fuzzy face. Pose!

Uh, make like a-a beggar bear.

Go ahead, buster. Beg.

(Jack) That's good, hold it.

Now, gimme a-a funny one.

(Mac) Yeah, how about this?

Hiyo, pinto away!

[smacking]

[gun firing]

One more, Mac.

(Mac) 'Coming up, Jack.'

Funny, funny.

[gun firing]

Hold still. You'll spoil the picture.

(Ranger Smith) 'Hello! Hello!'

Wh-who that?

Hello. Anybody in there?

Uh, there's nobody in here but-but-but, us...bears.

Oh, that's nice, uh, but keep your eyes peeled

for a couple of bank robbers.

A big one and a mean little one.

That's me.

Gee, uh-the ranger's gone.

'But here comes another pest.'

Yoo-hoo. Yogi?

Can Yogi come out and play?

No, Yogi can't come out and play.

Okay. Bye now.

Yikes! Yogi's in trouble.

That little stool pigeon. He's snitchin' on us to the ranger.

We gotta blow this park, pronto.

But-but how will we sneak pass the ranger?

That bear is gonna drive us out.

Gee, Mac. You're a brain.

But I-I-I can't drive.

(Mac) 'Details, details.'

[engine revving]

Remember now, don't stop for nothin'.

Stop, I-I don't even know where the brake is.

He-here comes th-the bandit car.

And look who's driving?

Halt in the name of the law.

I said halt!

For the last time, I said...run!

[engine revving]

Hello, o-operator give me the police.

Poor Yogi. He's flipped his lid.

Faster, fatso.

(man on radio) 'Calling all cars.'

'The bank bandits are headed South.'

'Beware. They are killers .'

'Take no chances. Shoot to kill.'

- Me too? - 'Yes, you too.'

Hey, Jack, look up ahead.

- 'It's a roadblock.' - 'Stop the car, stupid.'

Turn this crate around, clown.

Halt in the name of..

...the law.

Stop the car.

screech

[rumbling]

(Yogi) 'Ooh! I'm bailin' out.'

thud

(Mac) Turn that thing off.

(Yogi) "Brave Bear bags bad guys on geyser."

"Ranger praises Plucky Bear."

How 'bout that?

I'm a hero.

bang

You were saying, Yogi?

Don't ever do that!

[instrumental music]