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So, I know what you're thinking.
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Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog being chased by a madman with a mustache from the Civil War?
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Well, to be honest, it feels like I've been running my whole life.
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Is this too much?
Am I going too fast?
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It's kind of what I do-- You know what? Let's back up.
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This is the island where I'm from.
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It had everything.
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Sandy beaches, cascading waterfalls, public access to loop-de-loops.
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And, I never had to catch a school bus because I could run across the entire island in less than two seconds.
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Also, there was no school.
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I know, pretty sweet island, right?
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Yeah!
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I was born with extraordinary powers and was told to keep them secret.
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And like any kid, I did the exact opposite.
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Whoo-hoo!
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That's Longclaw.
She took care of me.
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She was basically
Obi-Wan Kenobi...if Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice.
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Sonic, someone could have seen you.
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No one saw me. I'm too fast!
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And I wanted to bring you this.
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Get down!
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Turns out, with great power comes great power-hungry bad guys.
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And I led them right to us.
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Listen carefully, Sonic.
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You have a power unlike anything I have ever seen.
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And that means someone will always want it.
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The only way to stay safe is to stay hidden.
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This world is on the far side of the universe.
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You should be safe there.
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I don't want to go without you.You must.
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These rings will be your most important possession.
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If you're ever discovered, use one.
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Never stop running.
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Now go!
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Longclaw!
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Goodbye, Sonic.
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No!
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No!
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Come on, one car?
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I'm bored.
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Tom, do you read me? Are you there?
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No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht in Barbados.
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With Rihanna.
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OMG.
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That's amazing.
Please send pics.
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No, Wade.
I'm at the speed trap.
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Already?
How did you get back so fast?
Barbados is in the ocean!
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Hang on, I think I got something.
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Hey, buddy! Where's the fire?
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Got kids living around here.
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I thought that was kind of funny.
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Sorry.
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What?
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Tom, we need you down on Main Street.
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There's been a violent gang shoot-out.
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Just kidding.
A duck stole a bagel.
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But they do need it back.
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Whoa, buddy, you almost got yourself killed out there.
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What are you, some kind of adrenaline junkie?
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It must be rough being slow all the time.
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Tell you what.
Today is your lucky day.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Have you ever felt so alive?
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This is great.
You're doing amazing.
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Oh, geez!
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Good recovery.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Let's keep this our little secret, okay?
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You never saw me.
I was never here.
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So what were you expecting?
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A dirty little hedgehog eating berries and struggling to survive?
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Think again. Because I am living my best life on Earth.
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I've got a library...a home gym, and a state-of-the-art security system.
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Oh, no.
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And, if I'm ever discovered,
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I'll follow Longclaw's instructions and use my rings to escape to a new planet.
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A nice, safe little world filled only with mushrooms.
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Gross, smelly mushrooms.
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I hate mushrooms.
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But let's not worry about all that.
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This is Green Hills.
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The greatest place on Earth.
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These are my people and, dare I say, I am their lovable space creature.
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So what if they don't know I exist?
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My favorite person is the Donut Lord.
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Protector of this town and defender of all creatures, big and small.
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Morning.
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Donald. Daisy. Daffy.
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Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady.
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She is super nice to animals and strangely was born without bones.
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Ouch, ouch, ouch.
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There is one person in town who's actually onto me.
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He calls me the blue devil.
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I almost caught him last night.
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Say hello to Crazy Carl.
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We have fun together.
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I know you're out there!
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And I know you're real!
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No, I'm not!
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Movie night is my favorite.
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Please, please,
please, please, please.
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Yes! Keanu!
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You are a national treasure.
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When I find you-- Pop quiz, hotshot.
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There's a bomb on a bus.
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"Pop quiz, hotshot."
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It's a classic line.
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Basically, we're like a family.
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Even though we haven't met yet.
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You don't zink your prolonged isolation is making you a bit crazy perhaps?
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Crazy? Me?
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No way, Doc.
You got me all wrong.
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And despite all these so-called friends of yours, deep down...you're still rather lonely?
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...
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Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever?
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Uh-uh. Hey!
No, no, no, no.
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Get out of there. Come on.
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Oh, come on! Get out of there!
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Get out of there, you trash pandas.
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Maddie, as Green Hills' most respected veterinarian, what is the fastest way to exterminate a raccoon?
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Hi, Ozzy. Hello!
You're glad to see me.
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You don't eat garbage, do you?
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What's that?
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Is that what I think it is?Uh-huh. Open it.
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Oh, it's kind of small.
Is that bad?
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Just open it.
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Dear Thomas:
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We have reviewed your application to the San Francisco Police Department, and pending interdepartmental review and background check, we are happy to inform you that you have been selected to join our team.
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Oh, my God!Wow.
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Oh, my God.
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Ta-da!
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"San Francisco Sucks."
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Oh!
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Wrong one!
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Ta-da!
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You never had a doubt, huh?No! Mm-mmm.
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I can't believe this.Oh, I know! You did it.
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Hey, what are those?
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Apartments for rent I found on Zillow.
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I thought Ozzy and I could fly there tomorrow and check out some neighborhoods.
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I mean, this is all happening so fast.
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Oh, man...
It's the craziest thing.
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You apply for the job, you get the job.
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Well, pending a background check.
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Oh, man.
Hope they don't find out about that time you used the neighbor's Wi-Fi.
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I'm still using the neighbor's Wi-Fi.
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But, Maddie, are you sure you're okay with this?
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Thomas Michael Wachowski, what did you do the entire time I was in veterinary school?
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I worked a second job to pay the rent and--
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A third job to pay tuition.
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You sacrificed for me.
I'm happy to sacrifice for you.
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Babe, are you sure you're okay with this?
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I mean, there's been a Wachowski protecting this town for more than 50 years.
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This is a big change.
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I'm positive.
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It's time for this guy to get out there and prove himself.
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I love Green Hills, but, you know, I want to help people in real trouble.
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I want someone to turn to me in a life-and-death situation and I'll be there for 'em.
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I get it.
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I'm so proud of you.Thank you.
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Mmm!
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And so it is with a heavy heart, that I tell you all that I've accepted a position at the San Francisco Police Department,
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effective immediately.
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It's gonna be tough to leave my hometown and all my friendships.
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But this is something I feel like I need to do...to grow...as both an officer and a man.
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What do you think, Sergeant Sprinkles?
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That wasn't so bad, right?
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Now all I got to do is...tell everyone who isn't a donut.
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Whoa, the playoffs!
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Oh! So cool.
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Bottom of the ninth, tie score.
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And exactly who you want at the plate with the game on the line: Sonic!
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But staring him down from the pitcher's mound is the most fearsome southpaw in Green Hills:
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Also Sonic.
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Okay. Focus, Sonic.
If you win this game, you'll be the most beloved kid in Green Hills.
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Hit it to the guy in left!
He's a real space case.
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I can't with that guy.
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Hey, batter Sonic.
Hey, batter Sonic.
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"Suh-wing," batter Sonic.
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I got it, I got it, I got it!
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I don't got it.
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Go home! Go home!
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Come on!
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Safe!
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Yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes! I did it!
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Did you see that?
I did it. I did it.
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I really am alone.
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All alone. Forever.
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I'm sure no one noticed that giant blue explosion, right?
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Hey, Wade.Hi, Tom.
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Uh, Wade here.
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What is going on?
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Well, gosh, I think the power's out.
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Yeah, no dur!
The lights are out.
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The whole town is freaking out.
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What should I do? Okay, relax.
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Take a deep breath, call Gil, see if they can locate the downed line, then...call Zim and see if he can get his generator over to the Super Q so the food stays... fresh.
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Call Zim before Gil?
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Call Gil-- Hello?I'll call you back.
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Wait! Hello? Was that the end of the instructions?
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Okay, all right.
Uh, you can do this.
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What was the first thing he said to do?
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Right. Relax.
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Twenty minutes ago, an energy surge knocked out power across the entire Pacific Northwest.
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What do we know?
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Well, our first instinct was it was an EMP.
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But electromagnetic pulses don't have that kind of power.
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NASA has ruled out meteor strikes or solar flares.
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The Department of Energy says it's not a power plant malfunction.
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Well, sounds like we're really good at figuring out what it wasn't.
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This could be a prelude to a larger attack.
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I'm suggesting we scramble the Fifth and Sixth Regiment.
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No, no, no, no.
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This needs a much more sophisticated mind.
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Someone who understands technology.
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You want to send in a lab rat?Not just any lab rat.
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A lab rat with teeth.
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You're not suggesting who I think you're suggesting.
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I know, he's a little weird.Weird?
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No. No way.He's a psychological tire fire!
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But he's also brilliant.
Five PhDs, IQ off the charts.
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And his drone tech is revolutionary!
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You're sure he can handle this?
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He has a perfect operations record.
268
00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:08,493
Remember the coup in Pakistan?No.
269
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:09,996
Or the uprising in Azerbaijanistan?
270
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,083
That's not even a country.Exactly.
271
00:17:12,251 --> 00:17:14,296
And you can thank Robotnik for that.
272
00:17:14,463 --> 00:17:17,342
I can't believe you're bringing that freak into this.
273
00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:19,764
Neither can I, but...we have no choice.
274
00:17:20,597 --> 00:17:21,892
275
00:17:46,434 --> 00:17:47,310
What the...
276
00:18:08,639 --> 00:18:09,850
Are you in charge here?
277
00:18:10,017 --> 00:18:11,060
Yes, I am--Nope!
278
00:18:11,228 --> 00:18:12,020
My--Wrong!
279
00:18:12,188 --> 00:18:13,357
name--I'm in charge!
280
00:18:13,524 --> 00:18:14,734
is Major--Me!
281
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,862
Ben--
I'm in charge.
282
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,826
You've never seen anything like this before.
283
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:21,997
It says I'm the top banana in a world full of hungry little monkeys.
284
00:18:22,164 --> 00:18:24,543
285
00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:26,921
Allow me to clarify.
286
00:18:27,088 --> 00:18:28,173
In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify.
287
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:29,634
288
00:18:29,801 --> 00:18:31,679
289
00:18:31,847 --> 00:18:33,934
Agent Stone?The Doctor thinks you're basic.
290
00:18:34,101 --> 00:18:36,020
I'm initiating a sweep sequence.
291
00:18:36,188 --> 00:18:38,567
Ten miles in every direction should suffice.
292
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,115
Is he still looking at me funny?Yes, he is.
293
00:18:42,281 --> 00:18:43,826
Tell him to stop or I'll pull up his search history.
294
00:18:43,993 --> 00:18:45,537
If you don't stop looking at the Doctor, he'll take a closer look--I'm not deaf.
295
00:18:45,703 --> 00:18:47,248
296
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:48,751
And tell him his men report to me now.
297
00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:50,378
Blah-blah-blah.
298
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,841
Excuse me? Listen, pal, I don't know if you realize--
299
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,636
I'm sorry, Major.
What was your name?
300
00:18:54,803 --> 00:18:57,183
Benning--Nobody cares!
301
00:18:57,349 --> 00:19:00,647
Nobody cares. Listen, Major Nobody Cares.
302
00:19:00,813 --> 00:19:02,942
You know why nobody cares who you are?
303
00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:05,280
Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments.
304
00:19:05,446 --> 00:19:08,118
And nobody cares how proud your mommy is that you're now reading at a third-grade level.
305
00:19:08,285 --> 00:19:10,580
306
00:19:10,747 --> 00:19:12,793
Mmm.Have you finished Charlotte's Web yet?
307
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:15,046
She dies in the end.
308
00:19:15,214 --> 00:19:17,051
But she leaves a big creepy egg sac.
309
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:21,475
Ah... my babies.
310
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,437
Whoo! Look what came out of my egg sac.
311
00:19:24,606 --> 00:19:27,151
You know what I love about machines?
312
00:19:27,317 --> 00:19:30,616
They do what they're told.
They follow their programming.
313
00:19:30,782 --> 00:19:32,785
They don't need time off to get drunk and put the boat in the water.
314
00:19:32,952 --> 00:19:34,539
315
00:19:34,705 --> 00:19:36,416
Now you do what you're told.
316
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:39,172
Stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss...and watch my machines do your job.
317
00:19:40,132 --> 00:19:42,093
318
00:19:44,765 --> 00:19:47,019
Can you feel it, Stone?I can feel it, Doctor.
319
00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:50,149
It's evolution, Stone.
320
00:19:50,316 --> 00:19:51,610
It's evolution!
321
00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:28,132
Agent Stone?Doctor.
322
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,094
Do you see anything useful in this image?
323
00:20:31,345 --> 00:20:33,933
Nothing at all, Doctor.Of course you don't.
324
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,769
Your eyes weren't expertly trained to spot tracks by the Native-American Shadow Wolves.
325
00:20:35,936 --> 00:20:38,317
326
00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:48,960
That's extraordinary.
327
00:20:49,126 --> 00:20:51,756
No. What's extraordinary is, I've determined the exact height, weight and spinal curvature of this creature, and my computer can't find a single match for it anywhere in Earth's animal kingdom.
328
00:20:51,923 --> 00:20:53,676
329
00:20:53,844 --> 00:20:55,221
330
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,725
331
00:20:57,893 --> 00:21:00,312
332
00:21:01,357 --> 00:21:03,401
This blackout was not a terrorist attack, and that's no baby bigfoot.
333
00:21:03,569 --> 00:21:05,572
334
00:21:05,739 --> 00:21:09,120
This guy is something else...entirely.
335
00:21:10,288 --> 00:21:11,957
336
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:14,712
Divert all search units to the site of the footprint.
337
00:21:15,672 --> 00:21:17,968
That's one small step for man, one giant leap for me.
338
00:21:18,135 --> 00:21:20,347
339
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:32,994
Okay, okay, everything is fine.
340
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,080
You played some baseball, got a little upset,
341
00:21:35,248 --> 00:21:38,086
lightning shot out of your butt, and now they're coming for you.
342
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,009
All right, all right. Earth isn't safe anymore.
343
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:42,970
Time for plan B.
Mushroomville.
344
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,725
But I gotta take my stuff.
Okay, essential items only.
345
00:21:45,892 --> 00:21:48,020
Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste, hair gel, night-light.
346
00:21:48,188 --> 00:21:50,066
Funny hat.
This half-eaten cantaloupe.
347
00:21:50,232 --> 00:21:51,943
Oh, and my scented candle.
348
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:54,030
My entire comic book collection.
Bean bag chair.
349
00:21:54,198 --> 00:21:55,616
Can a bean bag chair fit in a backpack?
350
00:21:55,784 --> 00:21:57,495
No, no, no.
Of course not.
That's stupid.
351
00:21:57,663 --> 00:22:01,252
Okay, what else? The rings!
The rings, yes, of course.
352
00:22:02,462 --> 00:22:03,756
Here we go. Ring time.
353
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,176
Mushroom planet, here I come.
354
00:22:06,344 --> 00:22:07,554
Oh, no.
They're right outside.
355
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,350
I gotta go somewhere else.
356
00:22:13,816 --> 00:22:15,443
Goodbye, cave.
357
00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:20,870
Hey. Hey.
358
00:22:21,037 --> 00:22:22,120
Whatcha doing?
359
00:22:22,289 --> 00:22:24,417
Just coloring with Jojo and Rachel.
360
00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:26,503
Ah, that sounds...
half-fun.
361
00:22:26,671 --> 00:22:28,673
Hey, exciting stuff here.
We had a power outage.
362
00:22:28,841 --> 00:22:30,552
The whole town went dark.
363
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,890
It was like a sign telling me to get out of Dodge.
364
00:22:33,056 --> 00:22:34,893
Wade must have lost his mind. Yeah.
365
00:22:35,061 --> 00:22:37,313
And he does not have much to lose.
366
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:39,944
How's your sister?
Did she convince you to leave me yet?
367
00:22:40,111 --> 00:22:43,116
No, but she did tell me to check your phone for dating apps.
368
00:22:43,282 --> 00:22:45,202
The only apps on my phone are the ones that came with it.
369
00:22:45,370 --> 00:22:47,166
And the Olive Garden. Ah.
370
00:22:47,332 --> 00:22:48,834
Because when you're there...You're family.
371
00:22:51,297 --> 00:22:52,550
No way.
372
00:22:55,012 --> 00:22:56,181
The raccoons are back.
373
00:22:56,347 --> 00:22:58,058
And they are in for a surprise.
374
00:22:58,226 --> 00:23:00,437
Your surprise better not be my tranquilizer gun.
375
00:23:00,606 --> 00:23:01,481
They're just hungry.
376
00:23:01,649 --> 00:23:04,820
And also, that's for bears.
377
00:23:04,987 --> 00:23:07,117
Good. Now I know it'll work. Tom!
378
00:23:07,282 --> 00:23:09,202
I'm kidding. I'm just gonna use it to scare 'em.
379
00:23:09,370 --> 00:23:10,496
Possibly to death.
380
00:23:10,664 --> 00:23:11,665
Love you, honey, bye!Tom--
381
00:23:16,465 --> 00:23:18,636
D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
382
00:23:20,974 --> 00:23:22,226
Okay, I'm in.
383
00:23:22,392 --> 00:23:24,812
With minimal damage to Donut Lord's property.
384
00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:26,901
Here we go.
385
00:23:27,066 --> 00:23:28,277
It didn't work out on Earth, but that's okay.
386
00:23:28,446 --> 00:23:29,572
You're going to a safe world.
387
00:23:29,739 --> 00:23:32,076
A nice, safe world full of mushrooms.
388
00:23:32,243 --> 00:23:35,165
Mushrooms that'll be your only friends.
389
00:23:35,332 --> 00:23:37,127
That sounds awful.
I can't do this.
390
00:23:37,293 --> 00:23:39,213
You have to do it.
There's no other option.
391
00:23:40,173 --> 00:23:42,176
All right.
392
00:23:43,888 --> 00:23:45,891
SFPD...pending background check.
393
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,520
Paws in the air!
394
00:23:49,146 --> 00:23:51,609
Uh, meow?
395
00:23:56,743 --> 00:23:58,037
Ow!
396
00:23:59,790 --> 00:24:02,796
"San... Francisco?"
397
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,421
No.
398
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,303
What?
399
00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:54,385
The blue devil.
400
00:25:07,033 --> 00:25:09,161
Donut Lord?It can talk.
401
00:25:09,786 --> 00:25:10,872
You're not...
402
00:25:11,039 --> 00:25:12,040
You're not here to abduct me, are you?
403
00:25:12,208 --> 00:25:13,585
You abducted me.
404
00:25:15,130 --> 00:25:17,092
Okay, that's a fair point.
What are you?
405
00:25:17,258 --> 00:25:18,928
Why are you hiding out in my garage?
406
00:25:19,095 --> 00:25:20,556
I needed somewhere safe.
407
00:25:20,722 --> 00:25:22,685
And you're the only person I could think of, Donut Lord.
408
00:25:22,851 --> 00:25:23,978
Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord?
409
00:25:24,145 --> 00:25:25,397
'Cause you talk to donuts.
410
00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:27,318
And then eat them if they get out of line.
411
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:28,736
Again, fair.
412
00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:29,989
Wait, wait, wait.
Where are all the mushrooms?
413
00:25:30,156 --> 00:25:31,533
Why am I still on Earth?
What is--
414
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:34,205
Oh, no!
I lost my rings.
415
00:25:34,371 --> 00:25:35,540
What?
416
00:25:41,299 --> 00:25:43,595
What's happening?
Is this your mother ship?
417
00:25:44,473 --> 00:25:45,892
I'm not in the mood to get probed.
418
00:25:46,059 --> 00:25:48,480
You think you're worried?
I'm not even wearing pants.
419
00:25:51,859 --> 00:25:53,906
What the...
420
00:25:54,072 --> 00:25:56,825
They're coming for me!Who's coming for you?
421
00:25:56,994 --> 00:25:58,789
What's that got to do with me?I don't have time to explain, but you have to help me.
422
00:25:58,956 --> 00:25:59,791
423
00:25:59,957 --> 00:26:01,919
No, I don't. Why?
424
00:26:02,087 --> 00:26:04,298
Well, my legs, which normally would be classified as lethal weapons, feel like spaghetti.
425
00:26:04,466 --> 00:26:06,511
426
00:26:06,678 --> 00:26:09,349
I need your help. Please.
It's life or death.
427
00:26:16,987 --> 00:26:18,449
Fine. Come with me.
428
00:26:21,202 --> 00:26:23,164
Uh, little help?
429
00:26:33,975 --> 00:26:35,729
All right, stay here.
And be quiet.
430
00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:37,023
Good plan. Great plan!
431
00:26:37,188 --> 00:26:38,482
We're already working so well together.
432
00:26:38,649 --> 00:26:40,986
Practically finishing each other's sentences.
433
00:26:42,197 --> 00:26:43,366
Okay, bye.
434
00:26:46,664 --> 00:26:47,916
Hello there!
435
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:49,834
Can I help you?
436
00:26:53,467 --> 00:26:56,097
Good morning, my rural chum.
437
00:26:56,264 --> 00:26:59,687
I'm... from the power company, investigating the blackout.
438
00:26:59,853 --> 00:27:01,313
If you don't mind, I'd like to take a few readings inside your house?
439
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,857
440
00:27:03,025 --> 00:27:04,569
No kidding?
You're from the power company?
441
00:27:04,737 --> 00:27:06,112
Mmm.Oh, you must know my buddy Spencer.
442
00:27:06,281 --> 00:27:08,827
We play softball together.Ah! Spence.
443
00:27:09,496 --> 00:27:11,540
He's a good man.
444
00:27:11,707 --> 00:27:14,170
Yeah. Come on in!Great.
445
00:27:14,336 --> 00:27:15,546
Take all the readings you need.
446
00:27:15,714 --> 00:27:17,760
Except, uh...
447
00:27:17,927 --> 00:27:20,347
Doesn't the power company usually take their readings from outside the house?
448
00:27:20,513 --> 00:27:23,018
That way they can check them even if you're not home.
449
00:27:23,186 --> 00:27:25,356
Also, my buddy Spencer works for the gas company, and he's more of an Ultimate Frisbee guy.
450
00:27:25,522 --> 00:27:26,942
451
00:27:27,108 --> 00:27:29,529
So you want to tell me why you think I'm dumb enough to just let you walk inside my house?
452
00:27:29,697 --> 00:27:31,200
453
00:27:39,673 --> 00:27:41,801
I'm sorry, Mister...Wachowski.
454
00:27:41,969 --> 00:27:43,721
But everyone calls me Tom.
455
00:27:43,888 --> 00:27:45,599
Except my dentist, he calls me Tim.
456
00:27:45,766 --> 00:27:47,018
But it's gone on for so long now that it would just be weird if I corrected him.
457
00:27:47,186 --> 00:27:49,064
458
00:27:49,230 --> 00:27:51,276
Well, Tom, whose-dentist-calls-him-Tim.
459
00:27:51,442 --> 00:27:53,237
You may have noticed that this entire town has been experiencing a power outage.
460
00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:54,907
461
00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:56,993
Yep, no lights.
Picked up on that.
462
00:27:57,161 --> 00:27:59,749
Twenty minutes ago, I tracked an energy pulse with a similar signature to the one that caused that disruption.
463
00:27:59,915 --> 00:28:01,919
464
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:17,946
Listen, uh, Mister...
465
00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:19,409
Doctor.
466
00:28:19,575 --> 00:28:21,994
Dr. Robotnik.
But my dentist calls me Rob.
467
00:28:22,163 --> 00:28:23,749
Hmm.
468
00:28:23,915 --> 00:28:27,088
Look, uh, Dr. Robotskeez.
469
00:28:27,255 --> 00:28:29,132
Um, I'm sure what you're here for is very serious, but it's got nothing to do with me.
470
00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:30,553
471
00:28:30,719 --> 00:28:31,847
You can ask anyone in town.
472
00:28:32,012 --> 00:28:33,809
Everyone knows me.I bet they do.
473
00:28:33,976 --> 00:28:35,227
I'm sure you're hella popular with the Jebs and Merles and Billy Bobs, in this glorified gas-station rest stop.
474
00:28:35,393 --> 00:28:37,021
475
00:28:37,189 --> 00:28:39,609
476
00:28:39,776 --> 00:28:41,696
Betcha go way back to the days of tippin' cows and playin' in a jug band!
477
00:28:41,864 --> 00:28:43,617
478
00:28:46,539 --> 00:28:49,292
And maybe someday you'll achieve your goal of getting a Costco card or adopting a Labradoodle.
479
00:28:49,459 --> 00:28:51,922
480
00:28:52,090 --> 00:28:54,136
But the reality is, I surpassed everything you're ever going to do...before I was a toddler.
481
00:28:54,302 --> 00:28:57,433
482
00:28:59,060 --> 00:29:00,856
483
00:29:01,021 --> 00:29:04,320
I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula.
484
00:29:04,486 --> 00:29:05,738
I was breastfed, actually.
485
00:29:05,906 --> 00:29:08,785
Nice.
Rub that in my orphan face.
486
00:29:09,704 --> 00:29:11,748
Mr. Wachowski, are you familiar with US Code 904, Title 10, Article 104?
487
00:29:11,915 --> 00:29:15,256
488
00:29:16,006 --> 00:29:17,760
Yeah, who isn't--"Anyone...who attempts to aid an enemy of the United States shall suffer death."
489
00:29:17,926 --> 00:29:21,265
490
00:29:22,642 --> 00:29:24,979
And if I'm the one that catches you, it'll be even worse.
491
00:29:25,146 --> 00:29:26,315
492
00:29:28,276 --> 00:29:29,488
Worse than death?
493
00:29:31,826 --> 00:29:33,160
Okay, I'm a ball, a normal ball.
494
00:29:33,329 --> 00:29:34,580
I'm blending in like a ball.
495
00:29:34,746 --> 00:29:35,999
Shh. Stop talking.
No, you stop talking.
496
00:29:36,166 --> 00:29:37,961
Be quiet, Sonic.
You be quiet, Sonic.
497
00:29:38,128 --> 00:29:40,507
Oh, I hope they aren't scanning me with X-rays.
498
00:29:40,673 --> 00:29:42,342
I had kind of an embarrassing lunch.
499
00:29:50,106 --> 00:29:52,360
Don't freak out.
Don't freak out.
Don't freak out.
500
00:29:52,528 --> 00:29:54,781
Don't freak out.
Don't freak out.
Don't freak out.
501
00:29:55,408 --> 00:29:57,285
I'm freaking out!
502
00:29:59,249 --> 00:30:01,251
Why don't you have your staircase carpeted?
503
00:30:01,419 --> 00:30:03,172
Compared to what I--
504
00:30:05,801 --> 00:30:07,304
Old pipes.Yeah.
505
00:30:07,470 --> 00:30:08,764
Probably just the house settling.
506
00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:10,560
Nothing to see here!
507
00:30:11,729 --> 00:30:12,730
Hey!
508
00:30:17,863 --> 00:30:19,240
Here's the thing.
509
00:30:20,786 --> 00:30:22,622
I'm never wrong.
510
00:30:22,788 --> 00:30:25,000
Well, first time for everything, I guess.
511
00:30:25,169 --> 00:30:26,420
Would you like some cake?
512
00:30:26,586 --> 00:30:27,922
I hear raccoons have the cleanest mouths of any animal that routinely eats garbage.
513
00:30:28,089 --> 00:30:29,593
514
00:30:41,571 --> 00:30:43,156
Look at that.
515
00:30:43,825 --> 00:30:45,452
I was right.
516
00:30:45,619 --> 00:30:47,707
Note the lack of surprise.
517
00:30:47,873 --> 00:30:49,376
Shall we try this again?
518
00:30:59,477 --> 00:31:02,566
I'm going to give you five seconds to tell me where it is.
519
00:31:02,732 --> 00:31:03,860
Five...
520
00:31:04,026 --> 00:31:05,069
I don't know what you're talking about.
521
00:31:05,236 --> 00:31:06,239
Four.Hey, tough guy.
I'm a cop, and you're threatening an officer.
522
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:07,659
523
00:31:07,825 --> 00:31:09,661
How can you threaten somebody who never existed?
524
00:31:09,829 --> 00:31:11,123
Three...
525
00:31:11,289 --> 00:31:13,000
Come on!
Rack your brain.
526
00:31:13,168 --> 00:31:15,171
You might be able to come up with some lame excuse to go on living in two...
527
00:31:15,338 --> 00:31:17,675
528
00:31:18,594 --> 00:31:19,636
one.
529
00:31:20,430 --> 00:31:21,641
Wait! Don't hurt him!
530
00:31:35,039 --> 00:31:36,542
This feels excessive.
531
00:31:40,049 --> 00:31:41,132
Stay behind me.
532
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,491
Hiya!
533
00:31:56,743 --> 00:31:58,830
Don't worry. I got it right where I want it!
534
00:32:01,793 --> 00:32:04,673
Can you believe Amazon is gonna deliver packages with these things?
535
00:32:07,262 --> 00:32:09,891
This was a horrible plan!
What was I thinking?
536
00:32:12,229 --> 00:32:13,648
I'm gonna puke!
537
00:32:17,696 --> 00:32:20,325
Come on!
We gotta get out of here.
538
00:32:20,492 --> 00:32:22,203
Oh, don't tell me that's all you got!
539
00:32:22,371 --> 00:32:23,790
I'm just getting started!
540
00:32:23,956 --> 00:32:25,876
Let me know if you want to go round two with the blue.
541
00:32:44,618 --> 00:32:46,663
Doctor! Are you okay?
542
00:32:46,830 --> 00:32:49,043
I saw a guy race out of here and thought--
543
00:32:49,209 --> 00:32:50,878
That you should stop them?
544
00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:53,383
Open your mouth...and say you thought that you should stop them.
545
00:32:53,549 --> 00:32:55,303
546
00:32:55,469 --> 00:32:57,014
No, I thought that maybe I should check to see if you were okay--
547
00:32:57,182 --> 00:32:58,935
548
00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:01,355
You know what's hard about being the smartest person in the world?
549
00:33:01,523 --> 00:33:04,445
Everyone else seems stupid.Stupid, yes! Way to go!
550
00:33:04,611 --> 00:33:05,696
You got that one.
551
00:33:07,365 --> 00:33:11,037
Whatever this creature is, it's our job to secure it, neutralize it, uncover the source of its power.
552
00:33:11,206 --> 00:33:14,837
553
00:33:15,005 --> 00:33:16,381
And if it resists, we take it apart...piece by piece.
554
00:33:17,382 --> 00:33:18,635
555
00:33:19,429 --> 00:33:20,848
556
00:33:22,016 --> 00:33:23,560
See what makes it tick.
557
00:33:24,854 --> 00:33:26,065
Stone?Doctor?
558
00:33:26,232 --> 00:33:28,318
Call Optical Illusions.
559
00:33:28,486 --> 00:33:30,572
Tell them I need new frames.
560
00:33:30,739 --> 00:33:32,659
They know what kind I like.
561
00:33:32,827 --> 00:33:35,080
Oh, and bring that quill.
562
00:33:36,208 --> 00:33:37,460
Yes, Doctor.
563
00:33:40,549 --> 00:33:41,717
All right, pal, you need to start talking right now.
564
00:33:41,885 --> 00:33:43,178
565
00:33:43,346 --> 00:33:45,599
Who are you? What are you?
566
00:33:45,765 --> 00:33:48,185
I'm a hedgehog!
I feel like that's obvious.
567
00:33:48,354 --> 00:33:50,982
And I'm in big trouble.Oh, you're in big trouble?
568
00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:53,279
You're not the one who punched some sort of government weirdo back there.
569
00:33:53,446 --> 00:33:56,033
You think you have problems?
I lost my rings.
570
00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:57,412
Rings?
What are you talking about?
571
00:33:57,578 --> 00:33:59,789
Okay. Rings are how all advanced cultures travel between worlds.
572
00:33:59,957 --> 00:34:01,334
573
00:34:01,502 --> 00:34:03,796
And now mine are on top of a pointy building I've only ever seen on your skintight T-shirt.Hey.
574
00:34:03,965 --> 00:34:07,095
575
00:34:07,261 --> 00:34:09,056
So, I'd like you to take me to San Francisco, so I can get back my rings and use them to go to the mushroom planet.
576
00:34:09,222 --> 00:34:10,851
577
00:34:11,018 --> 00:34:12,353
578
00:34:13,856 --> 00:34:15,776
Mushroom planet.Yes!
579
00:34:16,528 --> 00:34:17,655
Right.
580
00:34:21,369 --> 00:34:23,789
Okay, pal, out you go.I'm sorry, what?
581
00:34:23,957 --> 00:34:25,710
Look, this is the worst possible time for me to get myself into trouble, okay?
582
00:34:25,877 --> 00:34:27,588
583
00:34:27,756 --> 00:34:29,716
You asked me to save your life, I saved your life.
584
00:34:29,885 --> 00:34:32,847
Now, please, go find your rings.
And your mushroom land.
585
00:34:33,015 --> 00:34:34,517
Hopefully I'm gonna wake up in a hospital bed and the doctor's gonna tell me that my colonoscopy was a big success, okay?
586
00:34:34,684 --> 00:34:36,562
587
00:34:36,730 --> 00:34:38,525
So goodbye.
588
00:34:38,692 --> 00:34:41,571
Okay. Goodbye.Goodbye.
589
00:34:43,950 --> 00:34:46,663
Why aren't you leaving?I don't know where San Francisco is.
590
00:34:46,830 --> 00:34:47,789
It's west.West?
591
00:34:47,957 --> 00:34:48,876
Straight shot, can't miss it.
592
00:34:49,042 --> 00:34:50,085
Fine. That's cool.
593
00:34:50,253 --> 00:34:51,964
I'm totally cool saying goodbye now.
594
00:34:56,847 --> 00:35:00,813
So, as I crashed into the cold, dark water of the Pacific, I realized a few things.
595
00:35:00,979 --> 00:35:03,191
596
00:35:03,359 --> 00:35:05,446
A, I have no idea where I'm going.
597
00:35:05,612 --> 00:35:07,742
B, saltwater stings.
598
00:35:07,908 --> 00:35:11,873
C, I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am.
599
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,751
Why? Because you shot me!
600
00:35:13,919 --> 00:35:15,714
I know.You shot me!
601
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,258
All right, I heard you the first time.
602
00:35:17,425 --> 00:35:19,762
You don't have to pile it on.
Good grief.
603
00:35:19,930 --> 00:35:22,600
I'm wet. I'm cold.
604
00:35:22,767 --> 00:35:24,519
There's a fish on my head!
605
00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:27,734
And clearly, I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own.
606
00:35:32,285 --> 00:35:34,663
All right, get in the truck.
607
00:35:34,830 --> 00:35:36,625
Really? You're gonna help me?
608
00:35:36,792 --> 00:35:39,004
I guess it is a little bit my fault that all this is happening to you.
609
00:35:39,172 --> 00:35:42,093
Not a little bit. Entirely.
It is entirely your fault.
610
00:35:42,260 --> 00:35:44,222
Okay, it's entirely my fault.
Are you coming?
611
00:35:44,388 --> 00:35:45,431
Yes.
612
00:35:47,769 --> 00:35:49,188
Road trip! Whoop-whoop!
613
00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:50,899
What am I doing?
614
00:35:52,235 --> 00:35:53,654
All right, there's gonna be rules on this trip.
615
00:35:53,822 --> 00:35:56,452
Number one, do exactly as I say all the time.
616
00:35:56,618 --> 00:35:58,538
Got it?Got it, Donut Lord.
617
00:35:58,704 --> 00:36:00,875
Would you stop with the "Donut Lord"?
618
00:36:01,043 --> 00:36:02,587
I have a name. It's Tom.
619
00:36:03,213 --> 00:36:04,048
I'm Sonic.
620
00:36:04,215 --> 00:36:06,468
Sonic. Sonic.
621
00:36:07,845 --> 00:36:10,015
So you've been spying on us all for years.
622
00:36:10,183 --> 00:36:11,559
I wouldn't call it spying.
623
00:36:11,728 --> 00:36:13,940
We were all just hanging out, only I wasn't invited and no one knew I was there.
624
00:36:14,107 --> 00:36:15,443
625
00:36:15,609 --> 00:36:17,862
I can't believe Crazy Carl was right all this time.
626
00:36:18,029 --> 00:36:20,575
Yeah. You should call him Super Observant Carl instead.
627
00:36:21,786 --> 00:36:23,789
Oh, my God, stop the car right now!What? What?
628
00:36:23,956 --> 00:36:25,918
The World's Largest Rubberband Ball?
629
00:36:26,086 --> 00:36:28,173
We gotta see it!No. No.
630
00:36:28,339 --> 00:36:30,802
No, this is not some fun family road trip, okay?
631
00:36:30,969 --> 00:36:32,723
The government wants to dissect you.
632
00:36:32,889 --> 00:36:34,517
And arrest me. This is serious.
633
00:36:35,979 --> 00:36:37,480
Eh, you're right, it was lame.
634
00:36:37,648 --> 00:36:39,859
Gift shop was cool, though.
I got you a mouse pad.
635
00:36:40,027 --> 00:36:41,529
When are we gonna get there?
636
00:36:41,696 --> 00:36:43,699
We will get there when we get there.
637
00:37:02,148 --> 00:37:04,694
I'm gonna go check in with Wade, see if he knows what's going on.
638
00:37:04,861 --> 00:37:07,198
You're gonna see Wade in that glass thing?
639
00:37:07,365 --> 00:37:09,076
What is it, a teleportation box?
640
00:37:10,913 --> 00:37:12,666
It's a pay phone.
It's mostly for drug dealers and fugitives from the law, which is us.
641
00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:15,213
642
00:37:15,380 --> 00:37:16,798
Stay in the car.
I don't want anybody seeing you.
643
00:37:16,966 --> 00:37:18,845
Fine.
644
00:37:29,319 --> 00:37:30,405
Huh?
645
00:37:37,709 --> 00:37:39,295
Okay, okay.
That is the coolest place on Earth, but you have to stay in the car.
646
00:37:39,463 --> 00:37:41,132
647
00:37:50,524 --> 00:37:52,610
Be strong. Be strong.
648
00:37:55,491 --> 00:37:56,451
Hmm.
649
00:37:59,539 --> 00:38:01,459
Hello.
Green Hills Police Department.
650
00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:03,212
Wade, it's me. Hi.
651
00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:04,673
I'm so glad that you called.
652
00:38:04,839 --> 00:38:07,177
Uh, so, some guys came in asking some questions.
653
00:38:07,344 --> 00:38:08,888
Uh, they're a little creepy.
654
00:38:09,056 --> 00:38:11,519
Kind of reminded me of the guys from Men in Black, but not as likable or charming as Will Smith.
655
00:38:11,685 --> 00:38:14,732
656
00:38:14,899 --> 00:38:16,192
Wait, what kind of questions?
657
00:38:16,359 --> 00:38:19,408
Um, questions about terrorism?
658
00:38:19,574 --> 00:38:22,454
I told them that I've gone ice fishing with Tom.
659
00:38:22,621 --> 00:38:23,915
He doesn't know how to make a bomb.
660
00:38:24,082 --> 00:38:26,295
He can't even make bait in the cold.
661
00:38:26,462 --> 00:38:28,215
All right, Wade, listen to me.
This is really important.
662
00:38:28,382 --> 00:38:29,842
Don't tell them that we talked, okay?
663
00:38:33,264 --> 00:38:35,226
You know, I think they already know.
664
00:38:37,439 --> 00:38:39,485
Mr. Wachowski.
665
00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:41,237
Tom.
666
00:38:41,404 --> 00:38:42,781
I want you to know that the only other person who ever punched me in the face was the school bully.
667
00:38:42,948 --> 00:38:45,911
668
00:38:46,078 --> 00:38:48,415
He hit me in the cafeteria, causing a blunt-force contusion to the soft tissue surrounding my orbital bone.
669
00:38:48,582 --> 00:38:51,045
670
00:38:51,213 --> 00:38:53,049
Humiliated me in front of the entire school!
671
00:38:53,215 --> 00:38:54,927
And do you know what I did in response?
672
00:38:55,094 --> 00:38:57,848
Uh, I'm assuming that you reported him to the principal's office 'cause that kind of behavior is really unacceptable.
673
00:38:58,016 --> 00:38:59,769
674
00:38:59,936 --> 00:39:02,942
No. I examined the inefficiency of a world where brawn trumped brain and I used technology to resolve that inefficiency.
675
00:39:03,109 --> 00:39:05,862
676
00:39:06,029 --> 00:39:08,909
The boy ate his meals through a straw for a year.
677
00:39:09,076 --> 00:39:10,704
And I have never lost a fight again.
678
00:39:11,206 --> 00:39:12,082
Until today.
679
00:39:12,248 --> 00:39:13,876
Hey, hooray for me then, huh?
680
00:39:14,045 --> 00:39:16,589
No, because you're about to become the bully with the straw!
681
00:39:16,757 --> 00:39:19,135
I'm coming for you, Mr. Wachowski.
682
00:39:19,303 --> 00:39:20,638
And when I catch you, I'll--
683
00:39:21,223 --> 00:39:22,976
Hello.
684
00:39:23,142 --> 00:39:24,144
Hello?
685
00:39:24,812 --> 00:39:25,688
Hello, hello, hello?
686
00:39:25,856 --> 00:39:27,400
I think he actually hung up, because I notice that the light isn't on.
687
00:39:27,567 --> 00:39:28,902
688
00:39:29,069 --> 00:39:30,447
Thank you, Officer Brainfart.
689
00:39:30,614 --> 00:39:32,534
If you give me a second, I can get an outside line.
690
00:39:32,702 --> 00:39:34,746
No. Don't be bothered.
691
00:39:34,913 --> 00:39:37,376
You just sit there and be "u"...'seless.
692
00:39:38,295 --> 00:39:39,630
...
693
00:39:46,433 --> 00:39:48,896
No one's gonna erase my memory here?
694
00:39:50,064 --> 00:39:52,151
I will tell people about this!
695
00:39:54,739 --> 00:39:58,037
Okay, not exactly the healthiest meal, but...
696
00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:00,039
Sonic?
697
00:40:04,006 --> 00:40:05,258
Oh, no.
698
00:40:05,925 --> 00:40:07,511
No, no, no, no, no!
699
00:40:11,978 --> 00:40:13,731
Whoo!Yeah!
700
00:40:21,911 --> 00:40:23,247
Howdy, pardner!
701
00:40:23,414 --> 00:40:24,624
I'm not your partner.
Come on. We're leaving.
702
00:40:24,792 --> 00:40:26,210
But there's a ZZ Top cover band.
703
00:40:26,378 --> 00:40:28,088
You gotta see their beards.
704
00:40:28,256 --> 00:40:29,800
You're gonna have to catch 'em some other time.
Let's go. Get up!
705
00:40:29,967 --> 00:40:32,680
If we stay, I won't say another word for the rest of the trip, starting... now.
706
00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:34,349
707
00:40:35,853 --> 00:40:37,814
Welcome to the Piston Pit.
What can I get you fellas?
708
00:40:37,982 --> 00:40:40,110
I want nachos and buffalo wings, oh, and guac.
709
00:40:40,276 --> 00:40:42,447
Funny word, isn't it?
Guac, guac! Guac.
710
00:40:42,615 --> 00:40:44,075
Hey, no kids allowed in here.
711
00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:45,495
What's he got on, some kind of mask?
712
00:40:45,661 --> 00:40:48,998
Oh, he's actually 43 years old and, um, suffers from a very rare skin disease that stunts his growth and makes him look, uh, like that.
713
00:40:49,168 --> 00:40:51,005
714
00:40:51,170 --> 00:40:55,177
715
00:40:55,344 --> 00:40:56,512
The face, I was born with.
716
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,767
The confidence, I picked up along the way.
717
00:40:58,935 --> 00:41:01,814
Make his a Mello Yello, please.Okay.
718
00:41:03,024 --> 00:41:05,405
You owe me one.I never sat on a barstool before.
719
00:41:05,570 --> 00:41:06,905
So squishy!
720
00:41:07,072 --> 00:41:08,576
Oh, look at this.
It spins.
721
00:41:09,368 --> 00:41:10,412
Yes.Whoa, whoa, whoa!
722
00:41:10,579 --> 00:41:12,248
That's nice.I feel sick.
723
00:41:12,415 --> 00:41:13,668
Are you having fun?
724
00:41:13,835 --> 00:41:15,171
Gonna check this off the ol' bucket list, huh?
725
00:41:15,337 --> 00:41:17,174
Big night for you.What's a bucket list?
726
00:41:17,342 --> 00:41:20,013
A bucket list is, uh...
727
00:41:20,179 --> 00:41:22,559
It's a list of things you want to do in your life before you, well, kick the bucket.
728
00:41:22,725 --> 00:41:24,895
729
00:41:25,063 --> 00:41:26,525
I've never kicked a bucket, either!
730
00:41:26,691 --> 00:41:28,359
Oh, I gotta make my list.
731
00:41:30,990 --> 00:41:32,284
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
732
00:41:32,450 --> 00:41:34,496
Oh, Sonic!
733
00:41:35,288 --> 00:41:36,499
Uh-huh.
734
00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:42,469
What? What's the matter?
735
00:41:42,635 --> 00:41:44,806
There's so much stuff I've never done.
736
00:41:44,972 --> 00:41:47,268
And now that I'm leaving Earth forever, I guess I missed my chance.
737
00:41:47,434 --> 00:41:48,604
738
00:41:54,655 --> 00:41:56,199
Well, I guess this is the kind of place you could get a lot of living done in a short period of time.
739
00:41:56,368 --> 00:41:59,039
740
00:41:59,831 --> 00:42:00,958
I suppose we can spare an hour.
741
00:42:01,125 --> 00:42:03,462
What? You're gonna bucket-list with me?
742
00:42:03,629 --> 00:42:06,258
Sure, why not?You won't regret this.
743
00:42:06,425 --> 00:42:07,804
Oh, I'm pretty sure I will.
744
00:42:30,759 --> 00:42:32,638
New high score!
745
00:42:34,976 --> 00:42:36,520
Yippee-ki-yay!
746
00:42:37,062 --> 00:42:38,231
Ah-ha!
747
00:42:38,399 --> 00:42:40,193
Wait a second, is this bull missing a head or does it have two butts?
748
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,863
749
00:42:43,949 --> 00:42:45,911
This is easy.
750
00:42:46,078 --> 00:42:48,750
Okay.Ha-ha! Yeehaw!
751
00:42:51,630 --> 00:42:52,923
I'm a cowboy, baby!
752
00:42:56,054 --> 00:42:57,639
I'm okay.
753
00:43:00,144 --> 00:43:02,105
Whoo!
754
00:43:03,108 --> 00:43:04,653
Whoo! Yeah!
755
00:43:04,818 --> 00:43:06,738
Ha-ha-ha!
756
00:43:06,906 --> 00:43:08,075
Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.
757
00:43:08,241 --> 00:43:09,577
Nice work, Romeo.
758
00:43:09,745 --> 00:43:11,414
Glad you're having a good time.
759
00:43:11,582 --> 00:43:13,000
I am having a good time!
760
00:43:13,168 --> 00:43:15,796
I'm having the best time.
I mean, what could go wrong?
761
00:43:17,759 --> 00:43:18,928
Uh...
762
00:43:19,929 --> 00:43:21,182
Can we help you?
763
00:43:21,347 --> 00:43:22,809
We don't like your kind around here.
764
00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,854
Our kind?
What kind is that?
765
00:43:26,899 --> 00:43:28,152
Hipsters.
766
00:43:28,318 --> 00:43:30,112
How dare you.Oh, hey. You know what?
767
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:31,657
We were leaving anyway.
Weren't we?
768
00:43:31,825 --> 00:43:33,953
There's not a problem here.No, no, no, it's okay.
769
00:43:34,119 --> 00:43:35,331
No, no, no, we're leaving.
770
00:43:35,497 --> 00:43:37,458
I know exactly how to handle this situation.
771
00:43:37,625 --> 00:43:40,088
Pop quiz, hotshot.
772
00:43:40,256 --> 00:43:42,385
You just picked a fight with a poorly disguised hedgehog who's seen way too many action movies.
773
00:43:42,551 --> 00:43:44,512
774
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,892
What do you do? What do you do?
775
00:43:48,519 --> 00:43:51,273
Huh. Am I crazy?
It's supposed to break, right?
776
00:43:51,442 --> 00:43:54,155
Dink! Dink-dink!
Break, please. Break, please.
777
00:43:54,322 --> 00:43:55,491
Break this bottle, please.
778
00:43:55,657 --> 00:43:56,701
Please, please, please.Uh, Sonic?
779
00:43:57,952 --> 00:43:59,163
Uh-oh!
780
00:44:07,052 --> 00:44:09,432
Oh-ho-ho-ho!Nice going!
781
00:44:09,599 --> 00:44:11,393
Thanks! It's awesome right?
782
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:12,771
All right, who's next?
Who wants some?
783
00:44:12,937 --> 00:44:14,523
Who do I get to beat up?
784
00:44:15,568 --> 00:44:17,278
Hey! Has anybody seen my waitress?
785
00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:19,282
Still waiting on those buffalo wings.
786
00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:21,828
Why, you!
787
00:44:24,916 --> 00:44:26,670
Ha-ha-ha!
788
00:44:28,214 --> 00:44:30,091
Uh-oh!
789
00:44:32,596 --> 00:44:33,556
Really?
790
00:46:01,834 --> 00:46:03,462
Olé!
791
00:46:18,738 --> 00:46:20,951
So, should we get out of here?Yeah, time to go.
792
00:46:21,744 --> 00:46:24,331
That was amazing!
793
00:46:24,499 --> 00:46:25,874
Wait a second.
Did we even pay our tab?
794
00:46:26,044 --> 00:46:27,420
It doesn't matter!
795
00:46:27,588 --> 00:46:29,383
Watch this, watch this.
I always wanted to do this.
796
00:46:32,889 --> 00:46:35,602
Get 'em!See ya, suckers!
797
00:46:35,769 --> 00:46:38,775
I can't say for sure, but I think they liked me.
798
00:46:40,068 --> 00:46:41,778
Come on!
Don't let 'em get away!
799
00:46:43,281 --> 00:46:45,201
Oh, yes! Yeah!
800
00:46:45,369 --> 00:46:46,579
Yes!Ouch!
801
00:46:46,745 --> 00:46:47,789
He got you pretty good.
802
00:46:47,956 --> 00:46:49,168
I'm all right.
I've been hit harder.
803
00:46:49,334 --> 00:46:51,254
Did you see how much toilet paper I used?
804
00:46:51,420 --> 00:46:54,176
The next person that goes into that bathroom will have nothing to wipe with!
805
00:46:55,260 --> 00:46:57,306
The floors were sticky.
The crowd was rough.
806
00:46:57,472 --> 00:46:58,934
And the odds were against us.
807
00:46:59,101 --> 00:47:02,064
But there was no stopping Donut Lord and the Blue Blur.
808
00:47:02,232 --> 00:47:04,109
Scratch another one off my list.
809
00:47:05,528 --> 00:47:07,740
You are a weird little dude.
810
00:47:15,421 --> 00:47:16,298
Mmm.
811
00:47:16,464 --> 00:47:17,299
Mmm.
812
00:47:17,466 --> 00:47:18,509
Mmm.
813
00:47:18,675 --> 00:47:19,385
Mmm.
814
00:47:19,552 --> 00:47:20,388
Okay.
815
00:47:20,554 --> 00:47:21,723
So what are we gonna do now?
816
00:47:23,601 --> 00:47:26,523
I'm gonna pass out watching TV.
I think you should too.
817
00:47:26,690 --> 00:47:28,067
But this is my last night on Earth.
818
00:47:28,234 --> 00:47:29,862
I want to soak up every last second.
819
00:47:30,029 --> 00:47:31,825
All right, well, anything you can find to do in this room, you knock yourself out.
820
00:47:31,991 --> 00:47:32,951
821
00:47:40,130 --> 00:47:41,340
Good times.
822
00:47:43,218 --> 00:47:45,555
Oh, come on.
823
00:47:45,723 --> 00:47:47,392
That's awful.
What did you eat?
824
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,771
I think it's called a chili dog?
825
00:47:49,939 --> 00:47:52,318
You might want to check your fur on that one, buddy.
826
00:47:53,696 --> 00:47:56,242
Hey. So, what's this next planet you're supposed to go to like?
827
00:47:56,408 --> 00:47:58,537
It's no Earth, I can tell you that.
828
00:47:58,705 --> 00:48:00,499
There's no people, just breathable air
829
00:48:00,666 --> 00:48:02,293
and giant mushrooms and stuff.
830
00:48:03,003 --> 00:48:04,755
Well, look at it this way.
831
00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:07,636
At least you won't be the only "fun-guy."
832
00:48:07,804 --> 00:48:09,514
No. Don't ever do that again.
833
00:48:10,976 --> 00:48:12,520
I liked it.
834
00:48:14,315 --> 00:48:16,485
I'm really gonna miss this place.
835
00:48:16,651 --> 00:48:18,321
I know I have to leave Earth to be safe, but what if Longclaw was wrong?
836
00:48:18,488 --> 00:48:20,199
837
00:48:21,285 --> 00:48:23,164
Maybe I could have a life here.
838
00:48:27,463 --> 00:48:29,968
All right.
We should get some sleep.
839
00:48:31,219 --> 00:48:32,680
You sleep.
Don't worry about me.
840
00:48:32,847 --> 00:48:35,768
I'm gonna stay up all night enjoying Earth while I can.
841
00:48:36,394 --> 00:48:37,938
Sure, kid.
842
00:48:38,106 --> 00:48:40,193
As long as we're on the road by 8:00.
843
00:48:46,411 --> 00:48:48,748
I ate a chili dog.
That's why my farts smell.
844
00:49:03,108 --> 00:49:07,573
Thomas Wachowski, accused of committing an act of domestic terrorism.
845
00:49:07,741 --> 00:49:10,370
Wachowski is considered armed and dangerous.
846
00:49:10,538 --> 00:49:12,248
Any information regarding his whereabouts should be reported to local authorities immediately.
847
00:49:12,416 --> 00:49:15,461
848
00:49:21,055 --> 00:49:22,432
Did he say where he was going?
849
00:49:25,898 --> 00:49:28,318
Maybe. Maybe not.
850
00:49:29,236 --> 00:49:30,447
Like I'd ever tell you.
851
00:49:31,825 --> 00:49:33,869
Stand down, Agent Stone.
852
00:49:34,035 --> 00:49:37,166
This well-meaning citizen obviously doesn't understand the urgency of the matter.
853
00:49:39,963 --> 00:49:40,964
Really?
854
00:49:44,262 --> 00:49:46,099
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
855
00:49:47,644 --> 00:49:49,146
Hoy!
856
00:49:49,313 --> 00:49:50,858
Left yourself open.
857
00:49:53,444 --> 00:49:55,072
Judging by the quickest route to San Francisco, the approximate speed of their vehicle, and local weather conditions...
858
00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:56,867
859
00:49:57,035 --> 00:49:58,161
860
00:49:59,831 --> 00:50:01,167
They should be...right about...here.
861
00:50:01,959 --> 00:50:03,712
862
00:50:04,882 --> 00:50:06,092
863
00:50:06,258 --> 00:50:08,512
That's brilliant, sir.Thanks...for nothing.
864
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,433
865
00:50:12,435 --> 00:50:14,816
So, what's on your bucket list?Who, me?
866
00:50:14,981 --> 00:50:16,402
Yeah. Everyone has a bucket list, right?
867
00:50:16,568 --> 00:50:17,778
Sure, but...
868
00:50:17,946 --> 00:50:19,782
I mean, you're the one leaving Earth, and...
869
00:50:19,948 --> 00:50:21,369
I'm not planning on dying anytime soon.
870
00:50:21,535 --> 00:50:22,871
Don't be so sure.
871
00:50:23,038 --> 00:50:24,665
Your best friend is a magnet for danger.
872
00:50:24,833 --> 00:50:26,628
Are you anointing yourself as the bestie?
873
00:50:26,794 --> 00:50:28,214
Mm-hmm.
874
00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:30,300
A little presumptuous, but...
I mean... What, no...
875
00:50:30,468 --> 00:50:32,763
I like you, of course, but, you know, we're not best friends.
876
00:50:32,931 --> 00:50:34,599
877
00:50:34,767 --> 00:50:36,477
You tucked me in last night.
878
00:50:36,645 --> 00:50:38,106
Fine, fine, fine.
Best animal friend.
879
00:50:38,273 --> 00:50:39,941
That would be my dog, Ozzy.Okay...
880
00:50:40,109 --> 00:50:43,240
let's drop this increasingly humiliating topic of conversation.
881
00:50:43,406 --> 00:50:45,075
Bucket list.
Give it to me!
882
00:50:45,786 --> 00:50:47,581
Okay, there is one thing.
883
00:50:48,499 --> 00:50:50,502
In Green Hills, I've always felt, I don't know, more like a babysitter than a real cop, you know?
884
00:50:50,669 --> 00:50:53,716
885
00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:56,596
So I want a chance to prove myself, under real pressure.
886
00:50:56,763 --> 00:50:59,811
I'm gonna move to San Francisco, become a street cop.
887
00:50:59,977 --> 00:51:02,356
And, I don't know, see if I have what it takes.
888
00:51:03,399 --> 00:51:04,401
What?
889
00:51:05,695 --> 00:51:07,072
Why--
Why is your face doing that?
890
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:09,118
You're leaving Green Hills?
891
00:51:09,701 --> 00:51:10,912
Okay.
892
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,459
B-B-But why?
Why would you leave Green Hills?
893
00:51:13,625 --> 00:51:15,796
This may be hard for you to understand, but Green Hills is a small town.
894
00:51:15,964 --> 00:51:17,299
It's a very small town.
895
00:51:17,465 --> 00:51:20,011
Uh, it's not small.
There are hundreds of people.
896
00:51:20,178 --> 00:51:21,472
That's a small town, dude!
897
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,268
It's a perfect town, and the people need you.
898
00:51:24,436 --> 00:51:25,647
Please.
I clean out their gutters.
899
00:51:25,813 --> 00:51:27,567
I jump-start their cars
in the winter.
900
00:51:27,733 --> 00:51:28,944
They could call anybody to do that.
901
00:51:29,111 --> 00:51:31,491
Sure, they can call anybody, but they don't.
902
00:51:31,658 --> 00:51:32,992
They call you.
903
00:51:47,852 --> 00:51:51,692
Eeny, meeny, miny...mayhem.
904
00:51:52,569 --> 00:51:53,529
905
00:52:04,839 --> 00:52:06,467
You're not making any sense.Would you calm down?
906
00:52:06,635 --> 00:52:08,971
You come from a great town with great people and by my count, zero bad guys trying to kill you!
907
00:52:09,139 --> 00:52:10,975
908
00:52:13,354 --> 00:52:15,691
Besides, what could possibly be more important than protecting the people you care about?
909
00:52:15,858 --> 00:52:17,528
910
00:52:23,914 --> 00:52:25,709
Look, I get your poi--Whoa!
911
00:52:27,129 --> 00:52:28,339
Yeah!
912
00:52:35,351 --> 00:52:37,188
You know what?
I was wrong about you.
913
00:52:37,354 --> 00:52:38,940
You're not the Donut Lord at all.
914
00:52:39,108 --> 00:52:40,694
You're more like the Jerk Lord.
915
00:52:40,860 --> 00:52:43,114
Have you noticed the harpoon stuck in our dash?
916
00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:49,792
Sonic!
917
00:52:49,959 --> 00:52:51,504
I was forced from my home.
918
00:52:51,670 --> 00:52:53,632
Your home is perfect, and you're leaving it.
919
00:52:53,799 --> 00:52:55,344
Why would you do that?
920
00:52:55,510 --> 00:52:57,890
Your body!Oh, no, not again!
921
00:52:58,058 --> 00:52:58,975
Hey! Hold on!
922
00:52:59,141 --> 00:53:00,728
Why?Because I'm gonna do this.
923
00:53:18,884 --> 00:53:20,137
Sonic!
924
00:53:21,181 --> 00:53:22,433
Sonic!
925
00:53:26,439 --> 00:53:28,735
Guess I had a bonus life.
926
00:53:29,571 --> 00:53:32,451
Oh, yeah, baby!
927
00:53:32,617 --> 00:53:35,663
Sonic, one. Big Tank, zero.
I'm sorry.
928
00:53:35,831 --> 00:53:37,918
Did we get that on camera?How are you not dead?
929
00:53:38,085 --> 00:53:39,338
I have no idea.
930
00:53:39,503 --> 00:53:41,841
Do you see me dancing?Yes, I saw you dance.
931
00:53:42,007 --> 00:53:43,635
Is that all you got?
932
00:53:43,803 --> 00:53:45,347
No, but thank you for asking.
933
00:53:48,518 --> 00:53:51,398
Uh-oh.Sonic! Get back in the truck!
934
00:53:51,567 --> 00:53:53,404
You go. I'll catch up.
935
00:53:57,326 --> 00:53:58,370
Ha!
936
00:54:03,922 --> 00:54:06,092
I think that tank just had a baby.
937
00:54:18,112 --> 00:54:19,154
Incoming!
938
00:54:21,618 --> 00:54:24,123
It's my turn!You just had one. It's mine!
939
00:54:24,291 --> 00:54:26,168
Hey, stop fighting or I'm taking that thing away!
940
00:54:26,334 --> 00:54:27,253
Yeah, right, Dad.
941
00:54:38,731 --> 00:54:39,942
Where are you going?
942
00:54:40,108 --> 00:54:42,363
Just drive the car.
I'll take care of this.
943
00:54:42,530 --> 00:54:44,198
And if I don't make it, just ditch me.
944
00:54:44,366 --> 00:54:45,576
You seem good at that.
945
00:54:55,177 --> 00:54:57,014
Hey, everyone! Welcome back to my livestream.
946
00:54:57,180 --> 00:54:58,098
Today we're destroying robots.
947
00:54:58,266 --> 00:54:59,852
Step one.
948
00:55:03,901 --> 00:55:05,862
Yes, we did it!
949
00:55:10,244 --> 00:55:12,666
We did not do it.
Who is this guy?
950
00:55:12,831 --> 00:55:15,170
Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going?
951
00:55:15,336 --> 00:55:16,338
My turn.
952
00:55:16,505 --> 00:55:17,798
Here, just keep us going straight.
953
00:55:17,967 --> 00:55:19,135
I put it in cruise control.
954
00:55:19,301 --> 00:55:20,887
I feel just like Vin Diesel.
955
00:55:21,055 --> 00:55:22,808
"It's all about family, Tom."
956
00:55:28,861 --> 00:55:30,655
Quick suggestion.
957
00:55:30,822 --> 00:55:33,535
Roll up into a ball and smash him with your body.
958
00:55:34,746 --> 00:55:36,749
Whoa! Where'd you learn how to drive?
959
00:55:36,915 --> 00:55:39,211
Here. In this truck.
It's happening as we speak.
960
00:55:42,508 --> 00:55:44,220
I can't reach it.
Bring him in closer.
961
00:55:44,387 --> 00:55:45,764
What?Bring it in closer!
962
00:55:45,931 --> 00:55:47,893
Hit the brakes.Oh, you mean this one?
963
00:55:48,060 --> 00:55:49,646
The other brakes!
964
00:55:58,661 --> 00:56:00,665
Ha-ha! Whoo!
965
00:56:01,625 --> 00:56:03,378
Oh!
966
00:56:03,545 --> 00:56:06,718
Give me a big, fat break!
967
00:56:11,894 --> 00:56:14,481
Aw, this one is cute.
Let's keep him.
968
00:56:15,775 --> 00:56:16,734
Aah!
969
00:56:17,528 --> 00:56:18,988
Oh, come on!
970
00:56:19,156 --> 00:56:21,327
How could something so adorable be so terrible?
971
00:56:24,415 --> 00:56:25,791
You've got car insurance, right?
972
00:56:32,344 --> 00:56:33,515
Buzz off.
973
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:35,142
That doesn't sound good.
974
00:56:35,309 --> 00:56:37,479
No, beeping is bad.
Get rid of it!I'm trying.
975
00:56:37,646 --> 00:56:39,231
Throw it out the win--
Throw it anywhere!
976
00:56:39,399 --> 00:56:41,570
I can't get it off.All right, I'm pulling over.
977
00:56:49,249 --> 00:56:50,877
Did I get it?Nope.
978
00:56:52,172 --> 00:56:53,591
Here. Hold still.
979
00:56:54,801 --> 00:56:56,555
It's going,
it's going...
980
00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:59,684
It's still here.
981
00:57:01,144 --> 00:57:02,397
Get off me.
982
00:57:02,565 --> 00:57:04,109
Ha-ha! Nailed it!
983
00:57:13,208 --> 00:57:14,501
Sonic!
984
00:57:21,598 --> 00:57:22,724
No, no, no, no, no.
985
00:57:29,404 --> 00:57:33,159
Hey. Come on. You're all right.
Wake up. Wake up.
986
00:57:40,087 --> 00:57:41,632
Did we get 'em?
987
00:57:41,799 --> 00:57:43,761
Oh. No, there they are.
988
00:57:43,927 --> 00:57:46,308
They are real survivors, those two.
989
00:57:51,274 --> 00:57:52,527
Can we have a moment?
990
00:57:55,365 --> 00:57:56,617
Pin yourself to the wall.
991
00:57:58,203 --> 00:58:00,206
You know, I won't miss you when you're gone.
992
00:58:00,373 --> 00:58:02,334
Human beings are unreliable and stupid, and I care very little about them.
993
00:58:02,502 --> 00:58:04,047
994
00:58:04,213 --> 00:58:06,675
But my machines are diligent, relentless.
995
00:58:06,844 --> 00:58:08,638
They're everything to me!
996
00:58:10,473 --> 00:58:11,643
Huh?
997
00:58:30,885 --> 00:58:31,887
Mmm?
998
00:58:44,951 --> 00:58:46,327
Come on, buddy.
999
00:58:46,495 --> 00:58:48,749
You're gonna be all right.
You'll be all right.
1000
00:58:54,008 --> 00:58:55,093
Is Maddie here?No, no.
1001
00:58:55,261 --> 00:58:56,471
Not today. Goodbye.It's an emergency!
1002
00:58:56,637 --> 00:58:58,431
Bye-bye.Rachel, stop! Maddie!
1003
00:58:58,599 --> 00:59:00,144
Don't do this.
This is important.
1004
00:59:00,310 --> 00:59:01,980
Oh, my God!
Rachel, let him in.I am calling the police.
1005
00:59:02,148 --> 00:59:04,234
No, I am calling the FBI.
I am calling the CIA.
1006
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:06,028
Stop. Don't do that.I am calling your mother.
1007
00:59:06,196 --> 00:59:08,198
Okay, got it.Maddie, can we talk?
1008
00:59:08,367 --> 00:59:10,703
Tom, what's going on?
You're all over the news.
I've been trying to call you.
1009
00:59:10,871 --> 00:59:12,415
I had to ditch my phone so they couldn't track me.
1010
00:59:12,581 --> 00:59:13,833
Ditch his phone?Track you?
1011
00:59:14,001 --> 00:59:16,254
Uncle Tommy!Jojo! Hey!
1012
00:59:16,422 --> 00:59:18,718
Now your niece is an accessory to treason.
1013
00:59:18,885 --> 00:59:20,262
No, she's not.Calm down.
1014
00:59:20,428 --> 00:59:22,264
Calm down?
I will not calm down!
1015
00:59:22,432 --> 00:59:23,893
Enough.Yes, calm down. Stop talking.
1016
00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:26,063
No. Ozzy, please.
Good to see you too.
1017
00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:28,817
Oh, little Lord Baby Jesus.
1018
00:59:28,985 --> 00:59:30,154
What is that, Tom?
1019
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:31,531
Is that plutonium?
Is it e-mails?
1020
00:59:31,698 --> 00:59:33,285
Yes, it's plutonium.
1021
00:59:33,451 --> 00:59:34,995
Can we please go in the other room and talk--
1022
00:59:35,163 --> 00:59:36,247
Stop it, Ozzy. Quit it!
1023
00:59:36,415 --> 00:59:37,791
This is why I told you he was no good.
1024
00:59:37,959 --> 00:59:40,130
I'm not engaging.No, Ozzy, quit it.
1025
00:59:42,174 --> 00:59:44,262
Ozzy, no! Ozzy, no!
1026
00:59:45,431 --> 00:59:47,518
Oh, catch me, Jojo.
1027
00:59:47,685 --> 00:59:50,021
Oh, thank God.
1028
00:59:50,189 --> 00:59:53,278
Can I get a glass of water?
1029
01:01:30,237 --> 01:01:31,573
I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk.
1030
01:01:31,740 --> 01:01:33,117
1031
01:01:33,993 --> 01:01:35,747
Who do I look like, an imbecile?
1032
01:01:35,913 --> 01:01:38,877
Of course I want a latte.
I love the way you make them!
1033
01:01:45,513 --> 01:01:47,684
Ready the prototype.
1034
01:01:47,851 --> 01:01:49,479
With this kind of power, my machines can finally reach their full potential.
1035
01:01:49,646 --> 01:01:53,402
1036
01:01:59,621 --> 01:02:01,207
He's gonna be okay, Jojo.
1037
01:02:02,460 --> 01:02:05,090
Oh, thank God.
He's gonna be okay, right?
1038
01:02:05,256 --> 01:02:07,551
I'm a vet, Tom.
I don't even know what I'm looking at here.
1039
01:02:07,718 --> 01:02:09,638
He's a hedgehog.
Or so he says.
1040
01:02:09,806 --> 01:02:11,433
It talks?Almost constantly.
1041
01:02:12,144 --> 01:02:13,980
Okay.
1042
01:02:14,606 --> 01:02:15,774
Holy...What?
1043
01:02:15,942 --> 01:02:17,278
His pulse is super-fast.
1044
01:02:17,444 --> 01:02:19,114
That actually might be normal for him.
1045
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:20,741
I don't know.
You gotta help him, Maddie.
1046
01:02:20,909 --> 01:02:22,495
I don't know his physiology.
1047
01:02:22,661 --> 01:02:24,998
He doesn't seem to have any broken bones.
1048
01:02:25,166 --> 01:02:27,753
He's just really banged up.
1049
01:02:28,798 --> 01:02:31,635
Oh, look at his poor little feet.
1050
01:02:34,807 --> 01:02:37,228
Hang in there, buddy.
You're gonna be all right.
1051
01:02:40,234 --> 01:02:42,697
Jojo?
Untie your mother. Jojo!
1052
01:02:42,864 --> 01:02:44,742
Untie Mommy.
1053
01:02:44,909 --> 01:02:46,994
Sweetie. Jojo!
1054
01:02:50,167 --> 01:02:51,377
I have to go to the bathroom.
1055
01:02:51,545 --> 01:02:53,506
He's gonna be okay, right?Uh--
1056
01:02:53,674 --> 01:02:55,928
He'll snap out of this.
He'll wake up soon?
1057
01:02:56,094 --> 01:02:57,263
Oh, smelling salts!
1058
01:02:57,431 --> 01:02:58,558
Don't you have, like, vet smelling salts, like for cats or parakeets or something?
1059
01:02:58,724 --> 01:03:00,434
1060
01:03:00,603 --> 01:03:03,274
No. They don't make cat smelling salts.
1061
01:03:03,441 --> 01:03:06,070
They should.I have human smelling salts in my human first aid kit.
1062
01:03:06,238 --> 01:03:07,948
1063
01:03:09,284 --> 01:03:10,454
Okay.
1064
01:03:12,373 --> 01:03:13,666
Here we go.Come on, buddy.
1065
01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:15,003
Gotta go fast!
1066
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:19,468
Whoa.Where am I? What year is it?
1067
01:03:19,635 --> 01:03:20,804
Is The Rock president?
1068
01:03:20,970 --> 01:03:22,182
Whoa, buddy, you're okay.
Calm down.
1069
01:03:22,348 --> 01:03:23,390
Oh, hi, Pretzel Lady!
1070
01:03:23,558 --> 01:03:24,978
Hi.
1071
01:03:25,687 --> 01:03:26,981
Tom?Yeah.
1072
01:03:27,148 --> 01:03:28,274
Can I talk to you, please?
1073
01:03:31,490 --> 01:03:33,450
Space hedgehog, stay there.
Try to rest.
1074
01:03:33,618 --> 01:03:35,079
You got it.
I am great at resting.
1075
01:03:35,247 --> 01:03:36,999
I rest faster than anybody.
1076
01:03:37,167 --> 01:03:38,250
Still talking.
1077
01:03:38,418 --> 01:03:39,879
Uh, first of all, can we take a moment to acknowledge how under control I've been?
1078
01:03:40,046 --> 01:03:41,590
1079
01:03:41,758 --> 01:03:43,302
Amazing.Didn't freak out.
1080
01:03:43,468 --> 01:03:45,598
No.Totally calm.
1081
01:03:45,763 --> 01:03:47,808
Thank you.Ahh.
1082
01:03:47,977 --> 01:03:49,938
Second of all...
1083
01:03:50,104 --> 01:03:52,777
What the heck is going on?
Is that thing an alien?
1084
01:03:52,943 --> 01:03:56,157
Okay, so, remember how Crazy Carl is always going on about the blue devil?The blue devil!
1085
01:03:56,323 --> 01:03:57,867
1086
01:03:58,035 --> 01:03:59,997
That's him? He's real?Yeah.
1087
01:04:00,164 --> 01:04:01,918
What is he doing here?
What are you doing here?
1088
01:04:02,084 --> 01:04:04,547
I... kinda sorta...shot our little blue friend with your tranq gun.
1089
01:04:04,713 --> 01:04:06,591
1090
01:04:06,759 --> 01:04:08,804
No, you did not.I didn't mean to.
1091
01:04:08,971 --> 01:04:10,767
This is kinda hard for me to explain.
1092
01:04:10,932 --> 01:04:12,518
And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy.
1093
01:04:12,687 --> 01:04:14,648
He has to get to the Transamerica building, and I promised I'd take him.
1094
01:04:14,815 --> 01:04:16,025
1095
01:04:16,192 --> 01:04:18,321
Uh-uh! Aliens?
1096
01:04:18,487 --> 01:04:20,741
Maddie, your husband's lost his mind.
1097
01:04:20,907 --> 01:04:22,745
Use this as an opportunity to leave him.
1098
01:04:22,911 --> 01:04:24,539
No one would judge you.
1099
01:04:29,257 --> 01:04:30,926
So you won't hurt your feet anymore.
1100
01:04:31,803 --> 01:04:33,430
Really?Uh-huh.
1101
01:04:34,390 --> 01:04:36,144
No one's ever given me a gift before.
1102
01:04:37,104 --> 01:04:38,857
I gotta check that off my bucket list.
1103
01:04:48,372 --> 01:04:50,584
All right! Looking good!
1104
01:04:53,089 --> 01:04:54,592
Okay.
1105
01:04:54,758 --> 01:04:56,802
You said you wanted to help people in real trouble, right?
1106
01:04:57,723 --> 01:04:59,057
Well, that's what you're doing.
1107
01:04:59,225 --> 01:05:02,355
Blue alien hedgehogs still count as people.
Right?
1108
01:05:02,522 --> 01:05:03,690
I think so too.Yeah.
1109
01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:05,068
I think.Okay.
1110
01:05:05,234 --> 01:05:07,113
I love you.
Did I tell you that already?
1111
01:05:07,281 --> 01:05:08,908
I don't deserve you.
You know that?
1112
01:05:09,074 --> 01:05:10,327
I know that.
1113
01:05:13,082 --> 01:05:15,544
So, you're supposed to be Tom's best friend that he won't shut up about.
1114
01:05:15,712 --> 01:05:17,007
1115
01:05:18,843 --> 01:05:20,260
Well, I don't see the appeal.
1116
01:05:21,471 --> 01:05:23,433
Stop!
1117
01:05:23,601 --> 01:05:25,730
That is very gross.
1118
01:05:27,106 --> 01:05:28,526
Hey.Hey.
1119
01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:31,364
So, my truck still runs, but it's pretty much totaled.
1120
01:05:31,530 --> 01:05:33,326
You think your sister would mind if we borrowed her car?
1121
01:05:33,493 --> 01:05:35,037
You have got to be kidding me!
1122
01:05:36,290 --> 01:05:37,417
She'll be fine.Yeah, let's do that.
1123
01:05:37,584 --> 01:05:38,711
Mm-hmm.
1124
01:05:38,877 --> 01:05:41,006
This is my house!
1125
01:05:41,172 --> 01:05:43,176
Coming through!
1126
01:05:43,343 --> 01:05:46,098
Whoa, whoa! Now this is my turn, and I go around you.
1127
01:05:46,264 --> 01:05:47,976
Sorry! And...perfect park. What are you, crazy?
1128
01:05:48,143 --> 01:05:50,313
1129
01:05:50,481 --> 01:05:51,357
Is there anything you didn't hit?
1130
01:05:51,523 --> 01:05:53,110
Why did we let the alien drive?
1131
01:05:53,277 --> 01:05:56,114
Hey, I got us here.
And please, five stars.
1132
01:05:57,700 --> 01:06:00,873
So, this is it?That's it. That's your pyramid.
1133
01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:02,919
Wow, look at that thing!
1134
01:06:03,086 --> 01:06:04,169
What happens now?
1135
01:06:05,048 --> 01:06:07,594
Oh. He's... gone.Yep.
1136
01:06:08,888 --> 01:06:11,140
No good.
You need a special key to get to the roof.
1137
01:06:12,393 --> 01:06:13,855
What now?
1138
01:06:14,020 --> 01:06:16,693
Time for me to abuse the power entrusted to me.
1139
01:06:26,543 --> 01:06:28,420
We got a jumper on the roof.
Gotta get up there fast or we're gonna have a human pancake on our hands.
1140
01:06:28,587 --> 01:06:30,842
1141
01:06:31,010 --> 01:06:32,720
You came all the way from Montana.
1142
01:06:33,848 --> 01:06:35,434
Yeah. That's how serious it is.
1143
01:06:40,067 --> 01:06:41,067
Okay.
1144
01:06:42,864 --> 01:06:44,157
You just saved a life.
1145
01:06:52,671 --> 01:06:55,134
How much longer?
I can't breathe in here.
1146
01:06:57,221 --> 01:06:59,516
Hello?
Anybody there?
1147
01:06:59,684 --> 01:07:01,646
Do you have your child in that bag?
1148
01:07:01,812 --> 01:07:03,023
No.
1149
01:07:03,190 --> 01:07:05,403
I mean, yes, it's a child, but it's not mine.
1150
01:07:06,445 --> 01:07:07,322
It's not your child.
1151
01:07:07,490 --> 01:07:09,826
Relax.
I'm a cop, okay?
1152
01:07:09,994 --> 01:07:11,288
Plus, he likes it in there, don't you, buddy?
1153
01:07:11,454 --> 01:07:12,873
Why would I like it in here?
1154
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,711
This is worse than the dog cage you had me in earlier.
1155
01:07:16,796 --> 01:07:19,384
Such a kidder.
1156
01:07:19,551 --> 01:07:21,805
Okay.No, I'm scared of the dark!
1157
01:07:22,432 --> 01:07:23,726
Is anybody there?
1158
01:07:35,203 --> 01:07:38,125
What were you keeping in this bag?
1159
01:07:38,292 --> 01:07:39,712
A jar of pickled farts?
1160
01:07:39,878 --> 01:07:41,298
All right.
What are we looking for?
1161
01:07:44,428 --> 01:07:45,722
This.
1162
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:48,393
Okay.
What happens now?
1163
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:50,229
Now all I have to do is think of where I want the other end of the ring to appear, and I throw it.
1164
01:07:50,396 --> 01:07:52,316
1165
01:07:52,484 --> 01:07:54,363
So that's it?
We did it?
1166
01:07:54,529 --> 01:07:56,407
Yeah. We did it!
1167
01:07:56,574 --> 01:07:59,872
Hey. Sorry we didn't get to do everything on your bucket list, pal.
1168
01:08:00,039 --> 01:08:02,543
It's okay.
I did the ones I needed the most.
1169
01:08:02,710 --> 01:08:05,841
You two are so cute.
1170
01:08:06,007 --> 01:08:08,094
Oh, please. What?We are not.
1171
01:08:08,260 --> 01:08:09,847
No.
We're not cute.
1172
01:08:10,014 --> 01:08:12,060
We are a couple of loose cannons just living by our own rules.
1173
01:08:12,226 --> 01:08:13,145
Exactly.
1174
01:08:13,312 --> 01:08:14,690
Really? Yeah.
1175
01:08:14,856 --> 01:08:16,984
And our rules include expressing heartfelt emotions.
1176
01:08:17,152 --> 01:08:18,446
If you say so.
1177
01:08:18,613 --> 01:08:20,950
Okay, then.All right.
1178
01:08:22,118 --> 01:08:23,871
Um, you gotta go, right? Yeah, I gotta go.
1179
01:08:24,038 --> 01:08:25,122
I gotta go.
We gotta go too.
1180
01:08:25,291 --> 01:08:26,835
See-- All right, bye-bye.
1181
01:08:31,343 --> 01:08:33,053
Just one more thing.
1182
01:08:40,610 --> 01:08:42,612
I'm sorry I was so hard on you.
1183
01:08:45,325 --> 01:08:48,205
I know it's a tough decision for you to leave Green Hills.
1184
01:08:48,373 --> 01:08:50,667
Walking away from something you care about has to be painful.
1185
01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:52,672
1186
01:08:52,838 --> 01:08:54,634
You're not sure you really want to go, huh?
1187
01:08:55,927 --> 01:08:58,973
I don't want to go, but I can't stay.
1188
01:08:59,140 --> 01:09:01,562
As long as I'm here, I put everyone in danger.
1189
01:09:02,147 --> 01:09:04,275
I can't do that.
1190
01:09:04,442 --> 01:09:08,240
I just want you to know that these last two days have been the best two days of my life.
1191
01:09:08,407 --> 01:09:10,870
1192
01:09:14,001 --> 01:09:15,503
You know, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually gonna miss you, you little blue devil.
1193
01:09:15,669 --> 01:09:17,882
1194
01:09:18,050 --> 01:09:19,717
I'll miss you too, Donut Lord.
1195
01:09:20,677 --> 01:09:21,680
Thank you.
1196
01:09:22,264 --> 01:09:23,266
For what?
1197
01:09:24,227 --> 01:09:25,603
For saving my life.
1198
01:09:42,967 --> 01:09:45,638
Okay. Did someone leave their "Find My Phone" on?
1199
01:10:11,308 --> 01:10:13,813
Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski.
1200
01:10:14,857 --> 01:10:16,525
Are you enjoying the clam chowder?
1201
01:10:16,693 --> 01:10:18,653
It's the government wack job who keeps trying to kill us.
1202
01:10:18,821 --> 01:10:20,157
Unsuccessfully!
1203
01:10:20,323 --> 01:10:22,034
Nice of you to swing by on your way to Comic-Con.
1204
01:10:22,202 --> 01:10:23,913
Yeah, what are you wearing?
1205
01:10:25,417 --> 01:10:26,961
It's a flight suit, designed to modulate my body temperature and reduce drag.
1206
01:10:27,126 --> 01:10:29,506
1207
01:10:29,673 --> 01:10:31,092
Yeah, and yet you still are one.
1208
01:10:31,259 --> 01:10:32,886
Ooh-hoo! Good one.
1209
01:10:33,053 --> 01:10:34,890
You are catching fire, Thomas.
1210
01:10:35,058 --> 01:10:37,646
Oh, and speaking of heat, I see you've taken a lover.
1211
01:10:37,812 --> 01:10:39,064
Does she have a name or should we just call her "collateral damage"?
1212
01:10:39,231 --> 01:10:41,234
1213
01:10:41,403 --> 01:10:42,905
Hey, watch your mouth.
1214
01:10:43,071 --> 01:10:44,781
Unless you want a little more of what I gave you earlier?
1215
01:10:44,949 --> 01:10:46,410
I punched him in the face.
1216
01:10:46,577 --> 01:10:48,539
Oh! He punched him right in the face!
It was awesome!
1217
01:10:48,706 --> 01:10:51,378
The time for talking is over!
It's time to push buttons.
1218
01:10:51,544 --> 01:10:54,507
Your flying eggs are pretty impressive, Mr. Eggman, but let's face it, you'll never catch me.
1219
01:10:54,674 --> 01:10:56,762
1220
01:10:56,930 --> 01:10:58,683
Confidence!
1221
01:10:58,850 --> 01:11:00,770
A fool's substitute for intelligence.
1222
01:11:08,323 --> 01:11:10,243
That's not good.Uh...
1223
01:11:10,411 --> 01:11:12,206
Sonic, I know you got the super-speed and everything, but Maddie and I...Totally defenseless? Probably gonna get blown up?
1224
01:11:12,372 --> 01:11:15,085
1225
01:11:15,252 --> 01:11:17,046
Pretty much, yeah.
1226
01:11:17,214 --> 01:11:19,718
Don't worry.
I know exactly what to do.
1227
01:11:26,940 --> 01:11:28,942
I was not expecting that.
1228
01:11:29,110 --> 01:11:31,656
But I was expecting not to expect something, so it doesn't count.
1229
01:12:12,685 --> 01:12:14,270
Pew, pew-pew-pew, pew-pew-pew-pew!
1230
01:12:18,195 --> 01:12:20,908
Oh!
1231
01:12:29,340 --> 01:12:30,591
Come on!
1232
01:12:31,301 --> 01:12:32,763
Come on, come on, come on.
1233
01:12:44,449 --> 01:12:46,660
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, no, no!
1234
01:12:58,264 --> 01:12:59,766
Oh! Hi, Tom.
1235
01:12:59,934 --> 01:13:01,980
Glad you're here.
Could use some help.
1236
01:13:02,147 --> 01:13:03,733
Old Bessie's about to give birth.
1237
01:13:03,899 --> 01:13:05,860
Give me a minute.
1238
01:13:06,487 --> 01:13:07,530
Aah.
1239
01:13:08,824 --> 01:13:11,912
Can I give you one genius piece of advice?
1240
01:13:12,373 --> 01:13:13,875
Don't run.
1241
01:13:14,043 --> 01:13:16,213
It'll only hurt more if you do.
1242
01:13:16,379 --> 01:13:18,465
And it's bad for your joints.
They've proved it.
1243
01:13:18,634 --> 01:13:20,763
All right, Eggman.
You wanna get fast?
1244
01:13:20,929 --> 01:13:21,971
Let's get fast.
1245
01:13:25,187 --> 01:13:26,397
The hard way it is.
1246
01:13:44,971 --> 01:13:46,597
That was an illegal left, by the way.
1247
01:13:49,311 --> 01:13:51,107
So, here we are again.
1248
01:13:51,273 --> 01:13:52,859
We've been through so much together.
1249
01:13:53,027 --> 01:13:55,406
Now you understand why there's a psychotic robot doctor chasing a supersonic blue hedgehog.
1250
01:13:55,573 --> 01:13:57,618
1251
01:13:57,783 --> 01:14:00,247
Want to know how it ends?
Yeah, me too.
1252
01:14:17,234 --> 01:14:18,403
How is this possible?
1253
01:14:18,571 --> 01:14:20,533
No one's ever caught up to me before.
1254
01:14:28,004 --> 01:14:29,672
Coming through!
1255
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:30,843
Sacrebleu!
1256
01:14:31,926 --> 01:14:33,973
Excusez-moi, monsieur!
1257
01:14:37,770 --> 01:14:39,940
Here we go.
Room to open it up.
1258
01:14:48,831 --> 01:14:50,043
I can't lose him!
1259
01:15:03,732 --> 01:15:06,362
If you can't beat 'em, blind 'em.
1260
01:15:09,325 --> 01:15:11,286
Lost visual contact.
1261
01:15:16,170 --> 01:15:19,676
You're not allowed up there!
It's one of the Seven Wonders!
1262
01:15:42,967 --> 01:15:44,470
Get out of here!
1263
01:15:52,066 --> 01:15:55,196
You're an astonishing little creature.
1264
01:15:57,366 --> 01:15:59,454
It'll be fun to take you back to the lab for a litany of invasive exploratory procedures.
1265
01:15:59,620 --> 01:16:01,749
1266
01:16:02,667 --> 01:16:04,253
Any last words?
1267
01:16:05,172 --> 01:16:07,801
Guac. I like that word.
1268
01:16:09,554 --> 01:16:11,599
I don't have to tell you how many scientific breakthroughs have been made possible by animal testing.
1269
01:16:11,766 --> 01:16:13,936
1270
01:16:14,104 --> 01:16:15,023
You're being very selfish.
1271
01:16:15,189 --> 01:16:16,232
Going my way?
1272
01:16:16,399 --> 01:16:17,485
What the--
1273
01:16:22,786 --> 01:16:24,623
Who the hell do you think you are?
1274
01:16:27,878 --> 01:16:29,213
I'm the Donut Lord, you son of a--
1275
01:16:34,222 --> 01:16:35,850
Autopilot, adjust.
1276
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:37,896
Why?
1277
01:16:38,062 --> 01:16:41,109
Why would you throw your life away for this thing?
1278
01:16:41,277 --> 01:16:42,570
That's why I don't have friends.
1279
01:16:42,736 --> 01:16:44,573
Next thing you know, you're somebody's best man.
1280
01:16:44,741 --> 01:16:46,117
They want to have the wedding out of town.
1281
01:16:46,286 --> 01:16:48,246
Like nobody has anything better to do!
1282
01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:50,918
Anyway, where were we?
1283
01:16:51,085 --> 01:16:53,464
Oh, yes.
You were about to die.
1284
01:16:55,677 --> 01:16:57,303
That's our sheriff you're messing with.
1285
01:16:58,932 --> 01:17:00,810
And our blue devil...who as everyone can see is a very real creature, and not at all invented by me.
1286
01:17:00,977 --> 01:17:03,940
1287
01:17:04,108 --> 01:17:06,403
1288
01:17:08,991 --> 01:17:10,536
Oh, careful.Just-- Just put it away.
1289
01:17:10,702 --> 01:17:11,913
Tom?
1290
01:17:25,020 --> 01:17:26,814
I don't mean to be indelicate here, but someone should get some ice, keep the body fresh.
1291
01:17:26,980 --> 01:17:30,236
1292
01:17:33,117 --> 01:17:35,287
He's just a silly little alien.
1293
01:17:35,913 --> 01:17:37,082
He didn't belong here!
1294
01:17:39,209 --> 01:17:41,339
That little alien knew more about being human than you ever will.
1295
01:17:41,506 --> 01:17:44,637
1296
01:17:45,304 --> 01:17:46,389
His name was Sonic.
1297
01:17:47,433 --> 01:17:48,602
This was his home.
1298
01:17:49,728 --> 01:17:51,022
And he was my friend.
1299
01:18:15,231 --> 01:18:16,358
He's all yours.
1300
01:18:18,028 --> 01:18:19,153
Everyone, get back!
1301
01:18:22,744 --> 01:18:25,290
I think you have something that belongs to me.
1302
01:18:26,041 --> 01:18:27,001
Whoa.
1303
01:18:35,850 --> 01:18:37,604
This is my power.
1304
01:18:37,770 --> 01:18:40,150
And I'm not using it to run away anymore.
1305
01:18:40,316 --> 01:18:43,614
I'm using it to protect my friends.
1306
01:19:38,584 --> 01:19:40,545
Ooh! Now you've done it!
1307
01:19:40,713 --> 01:19:41,839
Guess what, Eggman?
1308
01:19:42,007 --> 01:19:44,470
I'm not leaving Earth. You are.
1309
01:19:45,053 --> 01:19:46,305
Donut Lord?
1310
01:20:33,386 --> 01:20:35,599
I told you, you got this.Hey, we got this.
1311
01:20:48,037 --> 01:20:49,916
I think these belong to you.Thank you very much.
1312
01:20:51,377 --> 01:20:52,837
No more pushing people off of buildings.
1313
01:20:53,005 --> 01:20:54,465
You know I can't promise that.
1314
01:20:58,181 --> 01:21:00,727
You did pretty good, space hog.Thanks, Donut Lord.
1315
01:21:00,893 --> 01:21:03,815
You're gonna have to explain this "Donut Lord" thing.
1316
01:21:03,982 --> 01:21:06,611
Nope, sorry. That's for me and the little guy. Right?
1317
01:21:06,778 --> 01:21:09,866
We got our thing, you got your thing with your... sister.Oh, my God, my sister.
1318
01:21:10,034 --> 01:21:14,459
Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast.
Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast.
1319
01:21:14,625 --> 01:21:16,169
Jojo, put on my Fitbit...
1320
01:21:17,214 --> 01:21:18,716
so I can at least get some steps.
1321
01:21:18,882 --> 01:21:20,176
We can never go back there.
1322
01:21:21,638 --> 01:21:22,973
I mean, are we?
1323
01:21:25,103 --> 01:21:27,816
'Cause it kind of feels like we're home right now.
1324
01:21:27,982 --> 01:21:28,983
Really?
1325
01:21:30,654 --> 01:21:33,492
I kind of feel like I checked the "save a life" box off my bucket list.
1326
01:21:33,658 --> 01:21:34,826
1327
01:21:37,290 --> 01:21:39,376
Now all I want to do is spend my life with the people I care about.
1328
01:21:39,543 --> 01:21:40,962
1329
01:21:42,340 --> 01:21:43,550
I want to check that box.
1330
01:21:44,802 --> 01:21:46,973
Okay, I like that.
1331
01:21:47,141 --> 01:21:49,394
All right, everybody.
Nothing to see here.
1332
01:21:49,561 --> 01:21:50,729
Let's disperse.
1333
01:21:50,897 --> 01:21:52,400
Just another ordinary day in Green Hills.
1334
01:21:52,567 --> 01:21:53,985
Carl, I'll take that chain saw.
1335
01:21:54,696 --> 01:21:56,365
Come on. Let's go!
1336
01:21:56,532 --> 01:21:58,285
You act like you've never seen a fight between an intergalactic space rodent and a robot with a doctorate.
1337
01:21:58,452 --> 01:22:02,458
1338
01:22:11,266 --> 01:22:12,893
You got enough there?
1339
01:22:13,060 --> 01:22:14,897
Yes, Mr. Manager.Need any more?
1340
01:22:15,064 --> 01:22:16,440
You get that away.
1341
01:22:26,625 --> 01:22:27,961
Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski?
1342
01:22:29,129 --> 01:22:30,089
Yes?
1343
01:22:32,343 --> 01:22:34,263
A token of appreciation from your government, for keeping quiet about recent incidents, which never occurred.
1344
01:22:34,430 --> 01:22:37,310
1345
01:22:39,690 --> 01:22:41,276
Wow!
1346
01:22:41,442 --> 01:22:43,862
Wonder what it is.Money to fix the house?
1347
01:22:44,031 --> 01:22:46,075
Letter from the President?You'll see.
1348
01:22:46,243 --> 01:22:47,619
Okay.
1349
01:22:50,626 --> 01:22:52,545
Olive Garden. Hmm, yeah.
1350
01:22:52,713 --> 01:22:55,009
The way you said "You'll see" made me think it was something better than the things we said.
1351
01:22:55,175 --> 01:22:56,844
1352
01:22:57,011 --> 01:22:59,557
Have you tried their Never Ending Pasta Bowl?
1353
01:22:59,724 --> 01:23:01,018
It never ends.
1354
01:23:01,186 --> 01:23:03,314
That sounds... fancy.Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1355
01:23:03,481 --> 01:23:06,569
Well, thank you.
We appreciate the gesture.
1356
01:23:06,737 --> 01:23:09,325
Oh, hey. I guess we can close the file on that Robotnik guy, huh?
1357
01:23:09,491 --> 01:23:10,368
Just disappeared.
1358
01:23:10,536 --> 01:23:11,787
I'm sorry, but no such person exists or ever has existed.
1359
01:23:11,953 --> 01:23:14,917
1360
01:23:16,295 --> 01:23:17,464
I wish that were true.
1361
01:23:17,630 --> 01:23:19,175
You haven't by any chance been in contact with a certain alien creature since the incident, have you?
1362
01:23:19,343 --> 01:23:21,722
1363
01:23:21,888 --> 01:23:23,432
Uncle Sam would love to have a chat with him.
1364
01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:25,896
Very casual.
Brunch, perhaps.
1365
01:23:27,606 --> 01:23:28,608
Oh, you mean the little blue guy.
1366
01:23:28,775 --> 01:23:29,652
Mmm.No.
1367
01:23:29,818 --> 01:23:31,655
No, nothing. No.Mm-mmm.
1368
01:23:31,823 --> 01:23:33,908
Doubt we'll ever hear from him again.Mm-mmm.
1369
01:23:34,577 --> 01:23:35,913
Very well.
1370
01:23:36,456 --> 01:23:37,707
Okay.
1371
01:23:37,873 --> 01:23:39,251
Thank you.Great.
1372
01:23:39,418 --> 01:23:40,503
Mmm.
1373
01:23:41,380 --> 01:23:42,299
Yep.
1374
01:23:45,805 --> 01:23:47,725
To be honest, I'm pretty pumped about the pasta bowl.
1375
01:23:49,269 --> 01:23:50,689
So, do you guys wanna watch a movie or what?
1376
01:23:50,856 --> 01:23:52,024
Sorry, buddy, it's a school night.
1377
01:23:52,190 --> 01:23:53,484
It's time for you to go back to your cave.
1378
01:23:53,652 --> 01:23:55,613
What?
It's 3:00 in the afternoon!
1379
01:23:55,780 --> 01:23:57,200
You know how you get when you're tired. Come on.
1380
01:23:57,367 --> 01:23:58,743
Me? I'm not like anything.
1381
01:23:58,911 --> 01:24:01,915
You guys are so uncool.Yeah, yeah, we know.
1382
01:24:02,083 --> 01:24:03,752
Hey, buddy, where you going?
1383
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:05,256
You said I have to go back to my cave.
1384
01:24:06,006 --> 01:24:07,132
We did.
1385
01:24:21,409 --> 01:24:23,787
Oh, my-- Are you kidding me?
1386
01:24:25,248 --> 01:24:26,793
I can't believe it.
1387
01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:28,170
How did you--
1388
01:24:29,046 --> 01:24:31,008
It's-- It's all here.
1389
01:24:40,983 --> 01:24:43,195
Look at this! Are you kidding?
And the beanbag?
1390
01:24:43,362 --> 01:24:45,200
No way!
How did you even get this?
1391
01:24:45,366 --> 01:24:47,786
And you got it all the way over--
Oh!
1392
01:24:47,954 --> 01:24:49,707
I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it!
1393
01:24:52,462 --> 01:24:55,675
Well, welcome home.
1394
01:24:55,842 --> 01:24:58,306
Thank you, so much.
1395
01:25:07,029 --> 01:25:08,364
Oh, no, you don't.
1396
01:25:08,532 --> 01:25:11,077
No second-best animal friends allowed in my room.
1397
01:25:11,244 --> 01:25:12,746
Wait. What are you doing?
1398
01:25:12,914 --> 01:25:15,085
Stay away from me.
Stop it!
1399
01:25:15,251 --> 01:25:17,047
I'm warning you.
I've got nunchucks!
1400
01:25:17,212 --> 01:25:19,550
Hey, stop.
Okay, you can stay.
1401
01:25:36,121 --> 01:25:39,460
My grasp on sanity remains...absolute.
1402
01:25:41,129 --> 01:25:42,673
Isn't that right, Agent Stone?
1403
01:25:47,642 --> 01:25:49,561
Why don't you get a head start?
1404
01:25:51,690 --> 01:25:54,487
Do some rock-connaissance.
1405
01:25:54,652 --> 01:25:57,325
Rock-connaissance!
Come on! That's hilarious!
1406
01:25:57,492 --> 01:25:59,120
What's the matter with you?
1407
01:25:59,286 --> 01:26:02,332
Here's the "sitch."
Uninhabited planet.
1408
01:26:03,877 --> 01:26:07,675
No resources, no supplies, no apparent way home.
1409
01:26:10,097 --> 01:26:11,642
A lesser man would die here.
1410
01:26:14,772 --> 01:26:16,399
I'll be home by Christmas.
1411
01:26:35,223 --> 01:26:37,018
Rock-connaissance!
1412
01:26:40,106 --> 01:26:42,068
Come on! Cheer up!
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