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KING OF HEARTS
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"October 1918.
The War is almost over.
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The Germans retreat,
the Allies advance.
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A small town in Northern France
awaits its liberation."
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- Are the wires set yet?
- Everything's fine.
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Hurry up!
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Close it.
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Hurry up!
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Enter.
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It's done, Colonel…
with not a moment to lose.
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The enemy is near the river.
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Shall I blow up the bridge?
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Not yet.
First, we pull out of town.
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The munitions?
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How much is there?
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But there's enough there
to blow up… the whole town.
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The blockhouse and the whole town
will blow up…
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when the English general
is sitting here…
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where I am now.
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You have an artistic clock,
Mr. Frenchman.
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A very artistic clock!
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Artistically the town will blow
up. The clock gives me an idea.
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The knight strikes
at midnight, no?
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It shall strike
for the last time!
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Colonel, my ideology…
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Later, Adolf. Later.
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The knight strikes
at midnight.
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- What is it?
- They're blowing it up!
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- The Krauts!
- Blow up?
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The town, the bridge,
everything.
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We must pass the word.
Hurry, there's no time to lose.
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Get out! The town
is going to explode!
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"The mackerel likes frying.
The mackerel likes frying."
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Germans blowing up
munitions dump…
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tonight before midnight.
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The knight strikes
at midnight!
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The knight strikes
at midnight!
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For God's sake,
don't enter the town!
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"The mackerel likes frying."
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"Germans blowing up
the munitions…
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before midnight tomorrow.
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Don't enter town…
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for God's sake.
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The knight strikes at midnight.
Impossible to…"
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"The mackerel likes frying."
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"The knight strikes
at midnight"?
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A Scotsman!
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Make way for the kings.
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Chop, chop off
the woman's head.
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- Your turn.
- Mine.
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Where am I?
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I'm the Duke of Clubs.
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Monseigneur Daisy.
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I'm the Duke of Clubs.
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Monseigneur Daisy.
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Come, my friend.
Tell them who you are.
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King of Hearts!
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- Your Majesty!
- Such an honor!
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Let's go… they're all crazy!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the King is back at last!
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I've never seen the King!
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Long live the King!
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Ah! Here it is!
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Nice kitty!
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Hey! Come on in, boys!
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Madame, am I a suitable
husband for you?
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And what do you think of me?
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- Are you the barber?
- Obviously.
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Confidentially:
"The mackerel likes frying."
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Obviously.
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Good. I can breathe again!
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Don't stop breathing,
or you won't live to be old.
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- Good-bye.
- So nice of you to come.
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- You pay customers?
- Yes. That's why business is good.
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Okay, quick.
Where are the Germans?
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I'll find out.
Any Germans here?
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If you speak loudly,
no one listens…
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No secrets here.
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The knight strikes at midnight.
What does that mean?
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This fashionable
man is very strange!
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- Where is the blockhouse?
- What is the blockhouse?
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- Munitions!
- That's not my department!
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For that, see the General.
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- Where is he?
- Open your eyes and look for once.
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Young man, have you seen the King?
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- What king?
- The King of Hearts!
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Now there, where were we?
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Looking for someone?
Sit down.
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Someone named the General.
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Oh, the General! You can help
me out. I found my costume…
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but not my character!
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It's so obvious. I'm General
Geranium! What was I thinking?
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Let's be brief.
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"The mackerel likes frying."
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I don't understand.
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Neither do I. No one's listening.
Speak openly.
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He won't blab.
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"The knight strikes
at midnight"?
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Ah, midnight,
the hour of crimes!
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- We must prevent it!
- There's no time to waste.
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Where are we going?
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Behave, pussycats!
Papa will be right back.
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You've left the door open!
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He's so used to being caged,
he doesn't want to come out!
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That's for him to decide.
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The king of beasts.
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Speaking of kings,
have you seen him?
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He arrived last night; a very
handsome young man, I hear.
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Listen, I'm fed up with all
your antics and double-talk!
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I'm here for the blockhouse and the
knight, and I don't understand.
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I don't either.
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I'm not here for
cock-and-bull stories!
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I'm too old for
cops and robbers!
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- How old are you, young man?
- Look, I've had it with you!
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- You're hurting me!
- Where is the blockhouse?
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What's a blockhouse?
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He's mad!
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LUNATIC ASYLUM
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King of Hearts!
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I have to warn them!
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From Charles Plumpick
to Headquarters.
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Wrong town. Inhabitants odd.
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Chimpanzee checkmate.
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Encountered single
bear, two lions…
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but no contact with Mackerel.
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I forgot the most important!
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Postscript.:
Blockhouse disappeared.
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Good luck!
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Carrier pigeon… shoot it!
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Hurry, read it!
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"From Charles Plumpick."
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"Blockhouse disappeared."
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Hamburger, take some men
and go see about it.
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You men, come with me,
on the double!
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A polka, Hyacinth!
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Look… someone's here.
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Got a light?
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Buy me a drink?
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What a big spender!
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Want to know my name?
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That's no answer!
My name is Hyacinth.
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Shall I dress as a housewife,
a mummy or a nun?
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You look fine this way.
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Listen… sit down…
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and don't move.
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- Are you a whore?
- Yes!
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- And I'm your customer?
- Yes!
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Good. We understand each other.
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Do you know what war is?
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Surrounding the town…
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there in the hills…
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are people who want
to hurt you.
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Go tell them I'm harmless.
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It wouldn't work.
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The town may blow up
any minute now…
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I might not even get to finish
this sentence!
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What a shame.
You have a nice voice.
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Listen, that's just a pipe dream.
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I'll tell you my secret.
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I live in the moment.
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- That's all that counts.
- You're right, but…
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I'm not the girl for you, that's
all. I'll get you someone else.
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Girls!
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Daffodil or Rosie,
Forget-me-not or Poppy.
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The choice is yours.
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Or maybe not. There's no
mistaking a look like that.
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Unspoiled and beautiful.
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I'm Poppy. And you?
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Charles.
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- Blush! Men go for that.
- Do I frighten him?
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Sure. Men seem tough, but
they're soft as asparagus tips.
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Teeny babies at heart.
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- Come on… come in.
- Staying with us?
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To teach you a thing or two
about the birds and the bees.
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You don't know where to start?
Neither do I.
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This is the bedroom.
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The bed. The lamp. The switch.
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I suggest starting in the dark,
then turn the light on.
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Look at the object
of your desire carefully.
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Turn the light off again. Love is
played like checkers, black and white.
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- Will he get naked?
- Yes. Don't be nasty.
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There's liquor to drink.
I've drawn the curtains.
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I feel like I've always known you.
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What would you like?
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To lose my memory.
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It's easy.
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- What are you doing?
- Keyhole-peeping. Shut the door.
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The King of Hearts!
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What are you doing here, sir?
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Love has brought
the King back to us!
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All aboard, your Majesty.
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This way, everyone.
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The Duke is very emotional.
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I once saw him cry
when a fly died. A fly!
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At Waterloo, in '15.
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He's still crying.
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Cousin, you're back at last!
But what a state!
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Quick!
A shirt and a sandwich!
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Melons and a hat! Stockings!
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The Duchess, my wife.
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An old bat.
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Her feet are always cold.
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But I've loved her
for more than 60 years.
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Sire, here are my children.
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Blow your nose.
Comb your hair.
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- Where's Baby?
- There, Mommy!
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Alberic, what do you say?
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- Long live the King!
- Right.
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- Some candy?
- Excuse me, it's a souvenir.
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You must rest
before the coronation.
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Well, the dromedary is harnessed. You
know how impatient these animals are.
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See for yourself.
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- Where are we going?
- To the cathedral.
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12th century. A bit restored, like my
wife. But I love her, and you will, too.
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Little rascal!
I'll tan your behind!
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Will you be still?
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It's the greatest day
of my life.
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I've always wanted
the cheers of a nation…
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seated next to the handsomest man.
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Don't exaggerate.
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But I must!
Without it there's nothing!
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Everyone here is so happy, and
I've come to break up their party.
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These flowers, your friends,
this kindness.
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They will all die, and there's
nothing I can do about it.
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A real king can do anything.
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Maybe, but not me.
Time flies.
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Everything will blow up,
as sure as my name is Charles.
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Look! Soldiers!
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Greetings.
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Your missal. Your rosary.
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Where has Alberic gone to?
232
00:46:21,084 --> 00:46:25,042
Back there in the sacristy.
He's always into everything!
233
00:46:25,084 --> 00:46:26,417
That's fine, darling.
234
00:46:49,709 --> 00:46:51,917
What is this carnival?
235
00:46:51,959 --> 00:46:53,834
Take those hats off!
236
00:46:59,292 --> 00:47:00,626
What a mess!
237
00:47:22,001 --> 00:47:24,334
To the blockhouse!
238
00:47:24,376 --> 00:47:28,834
Sire, allow me to make a comment
about all this.
239
00:47:28,876 --> 00:47:31,042
Your mind is obviously
somewhere else.
240
00:47:31,084 --> 00:47:33,751
This is a sacred moment…
241
00:47:33,792 --> 00:47:35,834
and you're fidgeting!
242
00:47:37,959 --> 00:47:40,542
Do you have to pee?
243
00:47:40,584 --> 00:47:44,042
So, what's the matter? Smile!
244
00:47:47,376 --> 00:47:49,959
I'm scared.
245
00:47:50,001 --> 00:47:51,667
You don't like theater?
246
00:47:51,709 --> 00:47:53,334
What theater?
247
00:47:53,376 --> 00:47:57,417
World theater. Training school.
248
00:47:57,459 --> 00:47:59,751
The Comédie Française,
the Vatican.
249
00:47:59,792 --> 00:48:01,959
Ceremonials, masquerades!
250
00:48:03,501 --> 00:48:06,334
Smile. Smile!
251
00:48:07,167 --> 00:48:10,417
The crown. The crown?
252
00:48:12,209 --> 00:48:14,126
Nobody has the crown?
253
00:48:15,501 --> 00:48:17,542
Sire, do you have
a crown on you?
254
00:48:17,584 --> 00:48:19,542
No, but I'll go look for one.
255
00:48:48,584 --> 00:48:50,751
Company, halt!
256
00:48:51,959 --> 00:48:56,834
What is this nonsense?
Hurry up, and clear this away.
257
00:49:20,209 --> 00:49:22,334
- Everything's set right?
- Yes, sir.
258
00:49:24,792 --> 00:49:27,251
Who's over there?
259
00:49:27,292 --> 00:49:28,459
Stop!
260
00:49:43,501 --> 00:49:45,834
Long live the King!
261
00:49:47,667 --> 00:49:49,542
Damn! Here we go again!
262
00:49:58,709 --> 00:50:01,917
You needn't have bothered, Sire.
We have found a crown.
263
00:50:09,709 --> 00:50:13,542
Drat! I've got a frog in my throat
from all the stinking smoke!
264
00:51:23,584 --> 00:51:26,126
Thank you.
We've done something fine.
265
00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:28,751
Long live the King!
Long live the King of Hearts!
266
00:51:32,667 --> 00:51:34,959
We want a speech!
267
00:51:48,584 --> 00:51:50,667
He's so beautiful!
268
00:51:53,376 --> 00:51:58,251
My dear flock. Ladies. Citizens.
269
00:51:59,292 --> 00:52:01,834
Life is a valley of tears.
270
00:52:02,501 --> 00:52:05,167
We enter this world with a cry…
271
00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:08,667
and we leave with a sigh.
272
00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:13,959
And do you think it pleases God to see
his creatures crying all the day long?
273
00:52:14,001 --> 00:52:18,042
In truth I tell
you, our kingdom…
274
00:52:18,084 --> 00:52:21,542
his kingdom… it's Joy.
275
00:52:21,584 --> 00:52:25,459
The Arab in his desert
carries with him…
276
00:52:25,501 --> 00:52:27,917
his fountains and Heaven!
277
00:52:30,876 --> 00:52:36,542
Heaven… is the empire
of the prisoner behind bars.
278
00:52:36,584 --> 00:52:38,834
Give me the ball!
279
00:52:45,876 --> 00:52:47,167
Stop!
280
00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:53,751
- My respect, Admiral.
- Enter, gentlemen.
281
00:52:59,292 --> 00:53:01,126
What a splendid machine.
282
00:53:01,167 --> 00:53:04,334
You must get off some nice shots
with this, huh?
283
00:53:04,376 --> 00:53:07,417
- How about a little ride?
- I would be delighted.
284
00:53:22,709 --> 00:53:27,417
The fish in the pond, the bird in
the bush, the lamb in his wool…
285
00:53:27,459 --> 00:53:32,459
friends in our thoughts…
and ourselves in our voices…
286
00:53:32,501 --> 00:53:35,334
like the scent of the rose.
287
00:53:36,792 --> 00:53:40,751
That is grammar and the Law.
288
00:53:40,792 --> 00:53:45,167
We have decided to be happy…
289
00:53:45,209 --> 00:53:47,834
and nothing can stop us!
290
00:53:53,876 --> 00:53:55,459
- Quiet!
- Amen.
291
00:53:59,959 --> 00:54:03,251
What…? Show me!
292
00:54:03,292 --> 00:54:05,667
Block the exits!
293
00:56:06,167 --> 00:56:08,334
We're saved!
294
00:56:08,376 --> 00:56:10,751
I found the blockhouse!
295
00:56:10,792 --> 00:56:13,751
The enemy has fled!
296
00:56:13,792 --> 00:56:16,751
Long live the King!
297
00:56:18,084 --> 00:56:19,917
Long live my people!
298
00:56:27,251 --> 00:56:29,126
Everyone to the Throne Room…
299
00:56:29,167 --> 00:56:31,709
to start a celebration
that will last three years!
300
00:56:37,459 --> 00:56:39,564
The Republic is proud to give you
this bicycle as a present.
301
00:56:39,584 --> 00:56:41,709
You can pedal among the people…
302
00:56:41,751 --> 00:56:43,126
incognito!
303
00:57:37,376 --> 00:57:40,126
To the side, ladies.
304
00:57:40,167 --> 00:57:43,209
You look dreadful in daylight.
Go home.
305
00:57:53,667 --> 00:57:56,626
Long live the General!
Long live Mr. Marcel!
306
00:59:46,959 --> 00:59:49,834
- Is he dead?
- Just sleeping.
307
00:59:49,876 --> 00:59:52,251
Exhausted by the coronation.
308
00:59:52,292 --> 00:59:54,542
Carry him gently.
309
01:00:45,001 --> 01:00:47,417
He tastes of raspberries…
Taste!
310
01:00:54,876 --> 01:00:59,126
Ripe raspberries.
The way I like them.
311
01:00:59,167 --> 01:01:03,334
I wouldn't mind seeing
the Duke cuckolded.
312
01:01:04,584 --> 01:01:07,917
- Cuckolded? Who?
- Nobody, dear.
313
01:01:08,751 --> 01:01:12,917
We need a cuckold for the sake
of the town's equilibrium.
314
01:01:12,959 --> 01:01:16,042
We don't have one.
315
01:01:16,084 --> 01:01:17,834
We share and share alike.
316
01:01:26,167 --> 01:01:29,251
- He must come back to us very gently.
- He must wake up happy.
317
01:01:29,292 --> 01:01:31,334
I like men who wake up happy.
318
01:01:32,876 --> 01:01:34,751
I have an idea.
319
01:01:38,459 --> 01:01:42,417
Listen. What do you hear?
320
01:01:45,292 --> 01:01:48,417
The charming ticktock
of your heart, sweetie.
321
01:01:53,876 --> 01:01:55,334
A beating heart.
322
01:01:59,584 --> 01:02:02,459
A secret clock.
323
01:02:02,501 --> 01:02:05,042
A heart whose beating
will blend…
324
01:02:05,084 --> 01:02:07,626
with the heart of our king.
325
01:02:07,667 --> 01:02:10,042
A woman is what he needs!
326
01:02:10,084 --> 01:02:11,959
A woman of his own.
327
01:02:13,084 --> 01:02:16,126
- Where can we get one?
- I sacrifice myself.
328
01:02:17,376 --> 01:02:20,834
- Good girl!
- Generous soul!
329
01:02:20,876 --> 01:02:23,251
Who's talking about soul?
330
01:02:23,292 --> 01:02:25,709
No dirty words, my son.
331
01:02:25,751 --> 01:02:29,626
The Duchess's buttocks
belong to the Duke.
332
01:02:33,292 --> 01:02:35,209
Don't I belong to everyone?
333
01:02:36,084 --> 01:02:39,834
Impossible, honey!
Who'd run your house?
334
01:02:39,876 --> 01:02:42,626
Do I look like a madam?
335
01:02:44,376 --> 01:02:47,626
I'm foolish! I know whom he needs,
and he loves her too!
336
01:02:47,667 --> 01:02:49,542
- Where is she?
- My place.
337
01:02:49,584 --> 01:02:52,626
- The brothel?
- Let's go, on the double!
338
01:02:52,667 --> 01:02:56,959
Calm down, men. This is not state
business; its women's business.
339
01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:18,417
Good afternoon, Your Grace!
340
01:03:21,167 --> 01:03:23,209
Where is Poppy?
341
01:03:23,251 --> 01:03:26,626
The Duchess has a favor
to ask of you.
342
01:03:27,876 --> 01:03:30,542
A pearl.
Innocent as an apple.
343
01:03:30,584 --> 01:03:33,042
Please follow me.
344
01:03:43,459 --> 01:03:46,334
Don't undress, child.
We're not here for that, dear.
345
01:03:49,959 --> 01:03:52,959
Tell me, do you know men?
346
01:03:53,001 --> 01:03:55,251
No, but I'd like to.
347
01:03:56,167 --> 01:03:59,042
- That's why you came here?
- Yes.
348
01:03:59,084 --> 01:04:02,042
I've a good chance
of finding one.
349
01:04:02,084 --> 01:04:04,834
- Who told you that?
- My little finger.
350
01:04:08,501 --> 01:04:11,959
- You haven't seen anyone else?
- No.
351
01:04:12,001 --> 01:04:13,959
She's the one we need.
352
01:04:16,876 --> 01:04:18,834
Look at these curls!
353
01:04:18,876 --> 01:04:21,751
She'll have to stick out
her chest more.
354
01:04:21,792 --> 01:04:24,751
Head still.
Only the legs move.
355
01:04:24,792 --> 01:04:29,209
Some blue on the eyelids.
An orange blossom in her bosom.
356
01:04:29,251 --> 01:04:31,959
- Can't I go as I am?
- What a good idea!
357
01:04:33,167 --> 01:04:34,834
To your fiancée, the King!
358
01:04:34,876 --> 01:04:38,251
Calm down, ladies. When you want
a man, you mustn't be obvious.
359
01:04:38,292 --> 01:04:41,042
- We're just so pleased.
- Your coat.
360
01:04:41,084 --> 01:04:44,251
Just my tutu.
It's my favorite outfit.
361
01:04:44,292 --> 01:04:47,751
- You're going out like that?
- Yes, on a wire.
362
01:05:04,501 --> 01:05:06,417
The King's marrying an acrobat!
363
01:05:26,792 --> 01:05:28,709
Gentlemen, let's tiptoe out.
364
01:06:15,667 --> 01:06:17,042
Who are you?
365
01:06:18,667 --> 01:06:21,126
Poppy. Your fiancée.
366
01:06:24,584 --> 01:06:26,542
Oh, yes. That's right.
367
01:06:30,959 --> 01:06:34,251
- I don't need anybody.
- That's not true.
368
01:06:35,251 --> 01:06:38,834
I'm a loner, like everybody,
with one idea.
369
01:06:38,876 --> 01:06:40,251
To marry me!
370
01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:45,959
How did you get in?
371
01:06:48,084 --> 01:06:50,459
Through the window.
372
01:06:50,501 --> 01:06:52,334
We're getting married.
373
01:06:53,792 --> 01:06:57,542
I might have known.
It's starting again.
374
01:06:57,584 --> 01:06:59,751
Yes, everything's starting.
375
01:06:59,792 --> 01:07:02,042
I'm a little naive…
376
01:07:05,001 --> 01:07:06,334
because, well…
377
01:07:08,001 --> 01:07:09,417
I don't know.
378
01:07:10,876 --> 01:07:12,459
I don't know.
379
01:07:13,667 --> 01:07:15,709
But we'll make up
for lost time.
380
01:07:24,167 --> 01:07:26,042
Lost time! What time is it?
381
01:08:41,584 --> 01:08:43,542
Don't applaud, you fools!
382
01:08:45,792 --> 01:08:47,959
I'll be blown up!
383
01:08:48,001 --> 01:08:52,334
Do you know what dying means?
Do you have any idea?
384
01:08:52,376 --> 01:08:53,376
No.
385
01:08:54,792 --> 01:08:57,834
Listen. The enemy!
386
01:08:57,876 --> 01:09:00,459
- Where is he?
- My army will charge.
387
01:09:00,501 --> 01:09:02,459
No, I'll speak to him!
388
01:09:02,501 --> 01:09:04,542
I doubt it, but no matter.
389
01:09:06,001 --> 01:09:10,126
Listen. There are bombs
wired here.
390
01:09:10,167 --> 01:09:13,542
Time bombs.
391
01:09:15,167 --> 01:09:19,126
Before midnight,
in a little while…
392
01:09:19,167 --> 01:09:22,459
a spark… an explosion!
393
01:09:24,751 --> 01:09:25,917
It's all over!
394
01:09:26,876 --> 01:09:28,042
Who cares?
395
01:09:30,292 --> 01:09:31,751
I do!
396
01:09:31,792 --> 01:09:36,751
If you need to examine all the
ticktocks, we'll get them.
397
01:10:10,292 --> 01:10:12,459
What are you doing?
398
01:10:12,501 --> 01:10:16,251
This is the last one,
I assure you.
399
01:10:17,376 --> 01:10:19,751
- Leave it.
- Is that an order?
400
01:10:20,667 --> 01:10:24,626
- It's my royal pleasure.
- Well, in that case…
401
01:10:39,876 --> 01:10:41,917
At last, you're laughing!
402
01:10:41,959 --> 01:10:43,751
It's just nerves.
403
01:10:43,792 --> 01:10:45,709
Your Majesty, your balloon.
404
01:10:45,751 --> 01:10:47,626
You can keep these balloons!
405
01:10:48,584 --> 01:10:50,834
I burst his balloon,
and he claps!
406
01:10:50,876 --> 01:10:52,751
What characters!
407
01:10:52,792 --> 01:10:55,334
I can't let you die.
408
01:10:55,376 --> 01:10:58,417
Come on.
I'll take you all with me!
409
01:11:02,376 --> 01:11:04,334
- To the sea?
- No, to the snow.
410
01:11:04,376 --> 01:11:06,751
To a candy store?
411
01:11:06,792 --> 01:11:08,751
On vacation? Is it far?
412
01:11:08,792 --> 01:11:10,334
Yes, very far.
413
01:11:10,376 --> 01:11:13,459
We'll pass the lines, then
take a train, roads, a boat.
414
01:11:13,501 --> 01:11:17,834
- To an island?
- To the other side of the sea.
415
01:11:17,876 --> 01:11:21,126
- On horseback?
- Yes. Follow me!
416
01:11:22,292 --> 01:11:24,459
Here's the King's horse!
417
01:11:24,501 --> 01:11:27,417
Don't leave me all alone!
418
01:12:05,167 --> 01:12:06,167
Come along.
419
01:12:10,001 --> 01:12:11,251
Follow me.
420
01:12:15,167 --> 01:12:17,334
Sir, come back.
421
01:12:22,001 --> 01:12:24,959
There are wild beasts!
422
01:12:25,001 --> 01:12:28,542
Can't you hear them?
They're bloodthirsty.
423
01:12:30,959 --> 01:12:32,709
You must come with me.
424
01:12:32,751 --> 01:12:36,042
There's a wall between us
and the world out there.
425
01:12:36,084 --> 01:12:38,459
It's too dangerous.
426
01:12:38,501 --> 01:12:41,126
Come on, for the last time!
427
01:12:41,667 --> 01:12:42,834
Charles!
428
01:12:42,876 --> 01:12:45,751
You have no idea how wicked
they are out there!
429
01:13:44,792 --> 01:13:46,334
He's come back!
430
01:13:54,667 --> 01:13:56,126
Look. There he is.
431
01:14:04,501 --> 01:14:06,584
Sire,
what's the point of traveling
432
01:14:06,626 --> 01:14:08,584
when everything you want
is at home?
433
01:14:09,792 --> 01:14:11,959
Long live the King
on my word as a duke.
434
01:14:12,001 --> 01:14:14,501
Duke?
Who made you a duke?
435
01:14:14,542 --> 01:14:16,501
Who made you a king?
436
01:14:16,542 --> 01:14:19,959
Brother, yesterday
you were in an asylum!
437
01:14:24,417 --> 01:14:26,751
Are you jealous?
438
01:14:26,792 --> 01:14:28,667
And you, Mr. King, yesterday…
439
01:14:30,334 --> 01:14:32,876
you were outside
with "the others."
440
01:14:32,917 --> 01:14:35,084
Gentlemen, the King's polka.
441
01:14:35,126 --> 01:14:37,376
Brilliant idea!
442
01:14:39,126 --> 01:14:41,001
A polka for a king.
443
01:14:54,334 --> 01:14:57,959
What's wrong? We didn't
say anything offensive.
444
01:14:58,001 --> 01:14:59,751
Who needs a king?
445
01:14:59,792 --> 01:15:03,167
- We're all equal!
- You and your communist ideas!
446
01:15:03,209 --> 01:15:05,584
- Tempers.
- Enough!
447
01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:09,001
You're right, sweetheart.
Let's calm down.
448
01:16:25,709 --> 01:16:30,167
Marie, everything is simple,
even dying.
449
01:16:30,209 --> 01:16:31,667
How?
450
01:16:31,709 --> 01:16:35,084
Just close your eyes
and never open them again.
451
01:16:35,126 --> 01:16:37,667
But if I shut my eyes…
452
01:16:37,709 --> 01:16:41,001
I can no longer see
trees or flowers…
453
01:16:43,334 --> 01:16:45,667
or your lovely moustache.
454
01:16:45,709 --> 01:16:48,792
I love its prickly caress.
455
01:16:48,834 --> 01:16:51,959
Was I born for a love duet?
456
01:16:52,001 --> 01:16:55,167
Yes. We've been cuddling
for 110 years!
457
01:16:55,209 --> 01:16:58,292
We've been together
for quite some time.
458
01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:12,667
What a gracious hour, Your Grace.
459
01:17:12,709 --> 01:17:15,292
You know why I've been
coming up here…
460
01:17:17,792 --> 01:17:20,459
every evening since…
461
01:17:20,501 --> 01:17:22,876
My God, I was so young!
462
01:17:22,917 --> 01:17:25,584
I already knew that
to love the world…
463
01:17:26,626 --> 01:17:28,667
you have to get away from it.
464
01:17:30,917 --> 01:17:34,792
Have you ever noticed, Hyacinth…
465
01:17:34,834 --> 01:17:36,792
how peaceful it all is…
466
01:17:36,834 --> 01:17:39,959
on the eve of a battle?
467
01:17:40,001 --> 01:17:42,792
How sweet it all seems?
468
01:17:42,834 --> 01:17:44,792
How it rests our conscience?
469
01:17:46,292 --> 01:17:50,667
- Going to war?
- I'm thinking of it.
470
01:17:50,709 --> 01:17:52,792
What army will lead
you to victories?
471
01:17:54,334 --> 01:17:56,667
There's the rub!
472
01:17:56,709 --> 01:17:59,251
Make your own army!
473
01:17:59,626 --> 01:18:01,376
How?
474
01:18:01,417 --> 01:18:03,667
We'll make babies for you!
475
01:18:03,709 --> 01:18:06,667
A battalion of sturdy boys!
476
01:18:06,709 --> 01:18:10,501
- Make generals.
- And a batch of pretty girls.
477
01:18:10,542 --> 01:18:12,459
All in brothels,
like their mamas!
478
01:18:14,334 --> 01:18:17,376
The world's so simple. On one side
men, and on the other side women.
479
01:18:17,417 --> 01:18:21,001
On one side, the whores.
On the other, the generals!
480
01:18:21,042 --> 01:18:23,376
You're right. Life is simple.
481
01:19:08,917 --> 01:19:10,751
Three minutes until midnight.
482
01:19:10,792 --> 01:19:13,084
In three minutes, it'll be over.
483
01:19:18,917 --> 01:19:20,876
I don't want to die.
484
01:19:22,834 --> 01:19:24,876
No one's ever known his own death.
485
01:19:26,792 --> 01:19:28,751
There are only three
minutes to live.
486
01:19:28,792 --> 01:19:30,751
Three minutes is great.
487
01:19:32,834 --> 01:19:34,251
You're right.
488
01:19:45,334 --> 01:19:47,251
You'll see the knight come out.
489
01:19:50,834 --> 01:19:52,876
The knight comes out at midnight.
490
01:19:52,917 --> 01:19:54,876
- Where?
- Up there.
491
01:19:56,042 --> 01:19:58,459
On the clock. At midnight.
492
01:20:00,501 --> 01:20:02,376
The password!
493
01:20:58,001 --> 01:21:00,251
Saved!
494
01:21:06,709 --> 01:21:07,876
We are saved!
495
01:21:38,542 --> 01:21:41,251
Good work, men.
496
01:21:41,292 --> 01:21:43,084
I've done these sorts
of things before.
497
01:21:57,626 --> 01:21:59,501
Long live the Queen!
498
01:22:54,501 --> 01:22:57,792
Five minutes after midnight!
Five minutes late!
499
01:22:57,834 --> 01:23:00,292
Nothing went off, Hamburger!
500
01:23:00,334 --> 01:23:04,584
- You checked the bombs?
- Yes, sir!
501
01:23:04,626 --> 01:23:06,751
Sorry.
502
01:23:07,334 --> 01:23:10,667
Lieutenant!
Take him away!
503
01:23:11,417 --> 01:23:15,834
Retreat!
504
01:23:38,417 --> 01:23:40,876
I want to make love.
505
01:23:40,917 --> 01:23:43,876
With a king?
You're not afraid?
506
01:23:45,917 --> 01:23:48,292
You must be marvelous.
507
01:23:48,334 --> 01:23:50,292
Tell me later.
508
01:25:08,417 --> 01:25:10,001
The soldiers!
509
01:26:19,709 --> 01:26:22,084
The Duke, the Duchess, my wife.
510
01:26:22,126 --> 01:26:24,001
An old bat, but I love her.
511
01:26:27,542 --> 01:26:30,584
I'd love to curl myself
around that cute moustache!
512
01:26:37,626 --> 01:26:39,584
Pleased to meet you, General.
513
01:26:41,917 --> 01:26:43,667
Long live France!
514
01:26:47,417 --> 01:26:50,292
- Let's celebrate!
- I don't have the time.
515
01:26:50,334 --> 01:26:52,292
Don't waste it.
516
01:27:03,126 --> 01:27:06,584
Give me a moment to change
into decent clothes.
517
01:28:02,834 --> 01:28:04,376
What's under their kilts?
518
01:28:05,542 --> 01:28:06,876
Nothing!
519
01:28:07,917 --> 01:28:09,667
You mean everything!
520
01:28:17,209 --> 01:28:19,751
This is the greatest
day of my life!
521
01:28:19,792 --> 01:28:21,667
I'd like fireworks!
522
01:29:23,209 --> 01:29:24,501
Look, Colonel!
523
01:29:29,501 --> 01:29:34,084
Victory! The town has blown up!
Everyone is dead!
524
01:29:34,126 --> 01:29:36,751
Yes, but Hamburger is, too.
525
01:29:36,792 --> 01:29:39,959
The Iron Cross is precious.
Even posthumously.
526
01:30:42,126 --> 01:30:45,584
My life is at your feet.
What would you like?
527
01:30:47,417 --> 01:30:50,501
Another ice cream,
a pretty ring…
528
01:30:50,542 --> 01:30:52,292
and a parade.
529
01:30:54,542 --> 01:30:57,792
Here's the parade.
530
01:30:57,834 --> 01:31:00,001
In any case,
it's time to leave.
531
01:31:28,042 --> 01:31:30,084
I'll be waiting at
Hyacinth's brothel.
532
01:31:31,042 --> 01:31:34,792
Don't be afraid. I'll return
covered with medals.
533
01:31:40,292 --> 01:31:41,667
Good-bye, Poppy!
534
01:31:46,417 --> 01:31:49,084
Make way for the parade!
535
01:32:23,792 --> 01:32:25,292
The King is going to war.
536
01:32:27,626 --> 01:32:29,167
You're letting him go?
537
01:32:29,209 --> 01:32:31,167
Yes, he's going to get medals!
538
01:32:34,584 --> 01:32:35,876
What next?
539
01:32:36,709 --> 01:32:38,459
Say good-bye to His Majesty.
540
01:32:38,501 --> 01:32:42,167
Let's kiss him and bring him
to the parade!
541
01:33:24,292 --> 01:33:26,167
Let me go! I have to leave.
542
01:33:50,334 --> 01:33:53,667
- More of them!
- All over the place, like rats!
543
01:34:17,334 --> 01:34:19,167
They act like they
don't know each other.
544
01:34:19,209 --> 01:34:21,542
Of course not…
they're foreign regiments.
545
01:34:33,834 --> 01:34:39,167
- No umbrellas?
- The last bouquet!
546
01:35:17,209 --> 01:35:19,792
Clear out, or you'll all get it!
547
01:35:44,292 --> 01:35:46,667
Surrender!
Never!
548
01:35:56,709 --> 01:36:00,792
Don't you think these actors are
a bit over the top?
549
01:36:02,626 --> 01:36:04,084
What funny people.
550
01:36:24,001 --> 01:36:28,084
Thousands of soldiers,
cannons…
551
01:36:28,126 --> 01:36:31,376
autos, coming from
every direction.
552
01:36:33,709 --> 01:36:36,042
What on earth can it be?
553
01:36:39,501 --> 01:36:41,459
The "liberators."
554
01:36:42,584 --> 01:36:44,542
This joke has lasted long enough.
555
01:36:44,584 --> 01:36:46,042
Let's go to bed.
556
01:36:46,084 --> 01:36:49,584
Your Majesty, we leave you
with your people.
557
01:36:53,126 --> 01:36:54,751
Good-bye, Charles.
558
01:37:11,126 --> 01:37:12,959
Come. Let's go home.
559
01:38:20,917 --> 01:38:23,376
General, my town kept faith.
560
01:39:37,417 --> 01:39:39,376
You are receiving
an army citation.
561
01:39:39,417 --> 01:39:42,084
Your bird too.
An A-1 winged creature.
562
01:39:42,126 --> 01:39:46,376
Rare bird and soldier.
Brave and astute.
563
01:39:46,417 --> 01:39:48,584
You pulverized your enemy.
564
01:39:55,417 --> 01:39:57,584
Good job.
565
01:39:57,626 --> 01:40:00,751
And I would like…
566
01:40:00,792 --> 01:40:03,542
to add my own embrace
to that…
567
01:40:03,584 --> 01:40:06,876
which the president
of the Republic sends you.
568
01:41:14,876 --> 01:41:16,626
What now?
569
01:41:32,417 --> 01:41:36,667
- It's your turn, Your Majesty.
- I still don't understand the rules.
570
01:41:36,709 --> 01:41:38,292
There aren't any.
571
01:41:39,834 --> 01:41:44,084
Well, you're here now. And you
won't be running off anymore.
572
01:41:44,126 --> 01:41:46,167
I'm staying here, General.
573
01:41:46,209 --> 01:41:48,792
- I'm not going anywhere.
- Smart thinking.
574
01:41:54,334 --> 01:41:56,876
The most beautiful journeys…
575
01:41:57,709 --> 01:42:00,376
are taken through the window.
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