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Fuck you, okay?

I would never do that for you.

Do you know why?

Because I hate you.

You know why I hate you?

Because you left, okay?

You took your things,

you left me alone and you never came back.

You come back to tell me you need me?

You think that I need you too,

that I'm depressed here alone,

that I wanted you back?

No, OK?

I was never going to see you again and it was perfect for me.

I worked it out, I've made my own life and I'm fine with it.

I didn't miss you for a second.

So much the worse.

You should have stayed.

No, Sam, okay?

I'm not going down to the basement

because there are two bullets left in my gun

and there are zombies.

You'll just have to work it out for yourself.

What the hell is this?

Cut. Thank you for your time.

Was it good?

Yeah, it was cool. I'll do one last one.

I'll try...

No, I think that I so don't know,

I've never known so much something of my whole life.

I know.

To me.

I don't even know What are kidneys for?

It's because you skipped

half of your bio classes in high school.

Kidneys, it cleans the blood,

to create new piss and droppings.

It's still important.

I read that it's no big deal if you only had one.

The other does the job alone.

I don't get it.

Take a look.

Yes !

OK, what if I did?

No.

No, So.

I can't let you do that.

But I said, "What if?"

Imagine all the things we'd do.

No.

I'd rather not think about it.

I think you're right. I can't do this.

- No, huh? - No.

No.

At the same time,

if one kidney is enough...

Yes.

One is enough.

Yes.

I don't know.

I don't know...

Can I have your lighter?

Your lighter, So.

- It lights up more. - OK, that's it.

I do.

- Are you serious? - I'm serious.

I do, we get the money and go.

- Really? - Really.

- Really. - Huh?

- I'll call him right away. - OK.

Come on, Nicole.

Hi, it's Sophie. I don't know who you are. if you remember me,

I came out of your vagina.

I was calling to tell you

that I do it, at least the test to find out if we're compatible.

If we're not,

too bad, but if we are, I'm in.

I do it just for the money,

won't think it's to save your life.

Okay, bye.

- Oh, dear! - Oh, dear!

- We're going to be rich. - We're going to be rich.

Girls?

Say, Caro,

you're beautiful.

Where did you come from?

I had an appointment with Dany

to tell him it's over.

Well, and?

He wasn't very happy.

I just wanted to tell you,

I know you're disappointed for your road trip,

but I'm happy

to see you spending time here as before.

Precisely, our road trip is not in the water.

We found the money.

You didn't steal it?

No.

You know, my mother who needs a kidney?

I give him one and she gives me $10,000.

What?

She gives me $10,000.

You're out of your mind, Sophie Saint-Juste ?

- No. - But at last!

You can't do that.

What are you going to do with just one kidney?

I hear things are going well if you only have one.

And if in a few years,

you've got a problem with the one you have left?

I don't know.

Someone has to give you one,

or you die.

And if the transplant goes wrong

and there are complications?

It won't be bad, Mom.

What do you know?

There's no such thing as an operation without risk. Please wake up.

It's not reasonable

your mother offers you money for it,

and she doesn't deserve that you do this for her.

I'm not doing it for her.

For what?

For a road trip

where you're going to eat and sleep in a car

who might let you down?

I'm the only one who finds it doesn't make sense?

You should lay off the drugs,

it really makes you lose the little judgment

you have left.

Shit!

I hate it when she's right.

Can you stop for two seconds?

I have to call him.

Unless you tell him by text?

Do you text that?

"Hi, I won't save your life

"and you're going to die, ciao."

I don't think so.

I'll never be able to tell her, Lou.

I can do it, if you like. That'll make me happy.

If not, I'll ghost it.

Like she did with you and Tom.

- That's it. - It's a good plan.

OKAY. I'm gonna go take a leak.

You never wanted to see her again, so it's perfect.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

I'm off.

Piss in peace.

Is Sophie home?

So?

What are you doing?

I don't know, okay?

Excuse me.

May I come in?

What's that painting?

In fact, it's...

This is for you.

I took a chance,

I don't know if you like painting.

She thinks it sucks.

OK.

- Did you do it? - Yes.

It's the one that I'm most proud of, I think.

I just wanted to thank you

that you agree to take the test.

It really changes everything for me.

You think

that I could take you in my arms?

I'm so glad.

I'll be right back, okay?

OK.

Her perfume stinks

and her clothes are ugly.

Shall we plant it here and leave?

I can do it with you.

No need.

If you want me to be there, I'm here.

I'll be fine.

Please don't go.

OK.

I won't.

What?

Give you a kidney.

Just a moment.

I was stoned when I called you.

I shouldn't have done that.

Can we still talk about it?

It's useless.

Sophie,

I'm ready to give you $10,000.

What else can I do?

Nothing.

It's too late now.

OK.

I know I haven't been there for you.

I know.

But I'm still your mother.

What's my favorite color?

What was the name of my turtle?

What do I want to eat?

My favorite movie?

I don't know, Sophie.

If you really were my mother,

you'd know.

You can't do this to me.

You can't tell me you're going to do it

and change your mind the next day.

You know what that means

not to have a transplant.

You can't give it to me then take it away.

I can do whatever I want.

No. You can't do that.

You know what's not done?

It's waking up one morning,

make buttered toast to his children,

leave and never return.

You can't do that.

It's not the same, Sophie.

Yes, it's the same.

You let us down.

Now it's my turn.

Best place to put this.

Nice welcome.

What's up?

We've finished our weed and we want to smoke after work.

OK.

Call before you come.

My dad will think it's weird.

Sorry, I can't get my head around it.

Just a moment,

is that my old car?

- Did you sell it to her? - Yes.

To my friend Sophie and me.

I have my cursed trip.

Dad, calm down.

I never thought see my old Bertha again.

Does she have a name?

A boat like that deserves a name.

We called her Dolores.

Dolores?

I like it.

Does it bother you if I take it for a spin?

It's been ten years!

We don't really lend it to anyone.

Come on. We're going around the block,

we're going for ice cream and we'll be back.

You can't really say no.

286,000 km is no mean feat.

We're always a little afraid

to give up the ghost.

Really?

Did you do some driving with it?

Not so much.

Really?

You have to go on road trips.

It's not just the North Shore in life.

It's a road trip car.

There's even room to sleep in.

Yes.

Perhaps.

I've got a question for you.

My son sells drugs?

Well...

No.

I don't think so. Why not?

I don't know.

There are lots of people who comes home,

like you.

It's because he's a friend with everyone.

He organizes the parties,

he invites people in for a swim...

Everyone loves him.

Yes, but there's also the fact

that I found a big package hidden in the kitchen.

A lot of what?

Cash.

But don't say anything.

I wasn't snooping.

I was just looking for a lighter.

Like how much?

A few thousand,

rolled up like in the movies.

That must be what he saves for his school in New York.

Yes.

That must be it.

Sophie, I'm back.

- Don't ever do that to me again. - What?

Ghosting me like this. Are you a psychopath?

Excuse me.

I needed to clear my head, to recharge my batteries,

to focus on Jimmy.

OK.

Did it work?

Completely. I've moved on.

Look, you're here and I don't care.

That's not how it works.

For me, it is. It's all thanks to kung fu.

I've learned to channel my emotions

to control them 100%.

Aren't you frustrated? You're not sad?

Sophie, do I look sad?

- No, you don't. You look fine. - Yes.

I've never felt better.

I finished the job. I've got to go. Ciao.

Yes, hello?

It's incredible!

I got the part!

What's the role?

In a short film, a zombie movie

super chouette.

There's just one zombie

because they're on a tight budget.

I've got a good part.

I'm the last one to be killed.

I'm delighted.

I'm proud of you.

You're going to be really good.

Were you crying?

I never cry.

- Your eyes are wet. - I'm allergic.

- To what? - Lots of things,

dust, pollen, strawberries, penicillin too.

Customer. Go ahead.

Hi, there.

Great atmosphere.

I don't want to be tiresome,

but it would be nice

that you don't leave your bike near the door.

It interferes with deliveries.

It's worth $2,000.

I'm not gonna leave him out there all day long.

You don't have to be stupid.

How long are you going to look like that?

- What face? - Your funeral face.

Lou, stay out of this.

I want to know

if we can work together, as before.

Before what?

Before you dump me for no reason?

Are you going to cry?

Lou!

I thought we had something.

- Aren't you exaggerating a little? - Yes, pull yourself together.

- Lou! - I'm on your side. I'm on your side.

I'll finish this in the morning.

- What are you doing? - I take my leave.

I don't want to do this with your pain-in-the-ass daughter.

Fuck you.

Everything missing from the inventory,

she stole it.

What?

That's why you wanted work here,

to steal stock easily?

Yes.

Well done.

At least you're honest for a change.

I know it was dumb.

Why did you do it?

Do you realize

that I can get into trouble with my boss?

Who cares, it's insured.

No, we care, Lou.

What do I tell the police?

"It was my daughter who stole

"hundreds of dollars worth of clothes

"but I didn't see anything, like a pie."

Are you going to call the police?

- We'll see. - Mommy!

We'll see.

And all this

for your damn road trip!

Not gonna happen, Lou.

When are you going to get that in the head?

OK.

Take your things,

goes home.

We'll talk about it tonight.

Is that clear?

- Louise! - Yes.

You've got to be kidding me!

Shit!

Louder.

Damn it!

Me again.

Want to go for another drive?

No. Some other time, perhaps.

What are you doing?

I forgot my cell phone.

Where? Shall I call you?

No, I know where it is.

Who wins?

What do you think? He's not much of a sportsman, my son.

Throwing games, it's not sport.

- Yes. - No, I don't think so...

That didn't happen.

It's not in there.

So!

We're off. We're going on a road trip.

What?

Do I have plenty of money?

What do you mean?

- Where did you find this? - I stole it from Fafard.

- Are you serious, Lou? - What?

You can't steal his money.

He's a drug dealer, who cares?

What's going on?

My mother knows about the stolen stock. We're in deep shit.

You've got to be kidding me!

Forget about work, we take our stuff

and off we go.

- We can't do that. - Why?

We have Dolores, we have money.

I know, but...

That's why we bought it.

I know, right? We just can't do that.

We can't or you don't want to?

It's not that I want more, but...

We haven't planned anything,

Dolores can break down...

- Plus... - What?

Well...

I had the role in short films.

We shoot in three weeks. I want to do it.

I don't want to regret that too.

Are you sorry about school?

You said no.

Yes, I'm sorry.

Nothing went the way we wanted,

as usual.

OK.

Think, Lou.

You know it doesn't make sense.

OK, let's drop it.

I get it.

- That's all right. - Lou.

I said, "That's okay."

Aren't you in jail?

What are you doing here?

What do you do in a convenience store?

Was your mother proud of you?

Screw you.

So you don't steal it.

Fuck!

Here's your damn bike!

What are you doing?

- Lou! - Stop it!

Lou!

Are you insane? Jesus Christ!

Why did you do that?

I...

I don't know.

At least it's not too gross.

Go to the toilet that I have to wash.

Damn it!

How can anyone shit so much?

I'd rather not know.

Why I have to do community work

just because I damaged a bike?

At least your mother didn't turn you in. for flights.

Not yet.

It's been weeks, she still hasn't said anything.

I guess I'm safe.

In any case, I'll be there with you.

It's a bit my fault too.

You don't have to, So.

I'll be there with you,

unless I have a date with handsome Oscar.

It's a good thing he came back,

I had deleted his number like an asshole.

Another redneck in a cap?

Not even close. He has beautiful hair and it gives me a hard-on.

You sound like a guy.

It's not just guys who get hard. What does a clitoris do?

No matter.

- Are you seeing him tonight? - Yes.

Ramens and sex.

At least, I hope so. I've got a good feeling about it.

We send each other lots of dirty texts.

What?

Nothing.

It's just...

I wish we'd gotten drunk

to forget that my life, it's crap.

It's okay, we'll do it tomorrow.

If you want, I'll drop it.

No.

If you want me to be there, I'm here.

No need.

Maybe it won't work, this date.

If that's the case, I'll join you and we'll get drunk.

OK.

- Hi, there. - Hi, there.

Aren't you going to ask me how it was?

- How was it? - Shitty.

Don't you want to know what I did?

I'm not interested in knowing

what my daughter does during his days

of community work she's banging

because of a criminal offence.

I find it too depressing.

Why are you like this?

How do I look?

You're not mad.

- Usually, you're always angry. - I don't believe it.

You've already been for less.

There, you didn't yell at me since the other time,

even when you came looking for me at the police station.

I don't get it.

What's the point of yelling at you?

That's it.

It's useless.

It's no use either that I do the opposite,

I try to be less demanding,

to give you more space.

It doesn't matter what I do,

it's useless, you'll always do as you please.

I'm not mad.

I'm just disappointed.

Are you disappointed in me?

How do you expect me not to be?

Are you with handsome Oscar?

Yes, ten minutes ago.

What do you think? Is he an idiot?

No, I'd go so far as to say it's going pretty well.

- OK, good date. - Hi, there.

What do you do after work?

For?

We could...

Drink that, chill.

We've never "chilled".

We could get started.

- Why? - To discuss.

What kind of subject?

Anything you want. Anything.

I'd like to talk about larping, but you think it sucks.

I'm a little...

OK. Just leave it.

I'll just take this.

Any ID?

Fuck you, Jimmy-Jim.

What's beautiful?

Cheap sangria?

It's on me.

There, now?

Yes ?

Are Arnie and Margot here?

It's...

Arnie's here,

not sure he wants to.

- Is he still angry? - Well...

Who is it?

- It's Lou. - Hi, Arnie.

Tell her I don't want to see her.

- He doesn't want to... - It's OK.

I heard it.

It always tells you

to order ramen?

Yes.

I'm very hungry.

Me too. Shall I order?

Go ahead.

It's Lou.

Again?

It won't take long.

Yes ?

Hello?

How's your date going?

I don't think so. We haven't eaten yet.

Did you get laid?

Not yet, but I'm working on it,

if you know what I mean.

I still know what you mean.

That's good.

I'm not bothering you anymore.

Wait, what are you doing?

Well, I...

I'm with Margot and the boys.

Arnie's not mad anymore?

No, he got over it.

Now we can relax.

We're going to the cineparc.

OK. That's cool.

And that's it. That's all there is to it.

I'll leave you to it.

Have a good time. I'll call you tomorrow.

- Sure thing. Hi. - OK, bye.

Please note.

Where are we now?

Is this the Olympic Stadium?

Reminds me of

a video I watched on YouTube.

It was a kind of simulation lousy

about what was to come due to global warming.

It was too scary.

We're so dead.

In ten years, we'll all be dead.

Maybe not.

I confess that I always imagine the worst.

I don't mean to.

Sophie, it's the opposite.

She always sees the positive.

That must be nice.

Sometimes it's annoying,

when the guy is clearly a jerk but to give it a chance,

and then she said: "You were right."

And I say, "The usual."

I don't understand her for that.

Anyways. Why did I bring this up?

Sophie is my best friend.

I don't know if it was clear.

I say "best friend",

but I don't have any others.

I don't want any more.

Other people are too stupid.

Sophie loves everyone and everyone loves it.

People think I'm stupid.

I'm just smiling for a reason.

I loved it from the start.

Sophie, I'm talking.

I think we had...

five years.

I was with my father

and So, she was on a bike with his brother.

We both saw a pair of panties

hanging in a tree,

we stopped

and we spent 30 minutes wondering

why she was there.

It's my oldest memory.

I'd never seen it before.

We've been together ever since.

People think we're lesbians in secret

or that we like each other without admitting it.

They understand nothing.

I don't know anyone straighter than Sophie.

Sophie couldn't imagine life without a penis.

Impossible.

It makes me want to vomit.

I don't feel like it that penises don't exist,

I just don't care about it.

This is serious if I don't feel like fucking

and kissing all the time?

Maybe it's me who didn't understand.

That must be it.

I don't get it.

I feel like the man

in the old board game.

The one with stuff in his body

which must be removed with pliers.

That's it.

Sometimes I feel like him.

Full of holes and not complete.

Silly, isn't it?

My mouth. It's got nothing to do with that.

This game sucks.

I prefer Scrabble.

So did my parents,

but it's been a long time we didn't play.

Note that we will play probably never again.

That's why they're separated.

It's partly my fault.

Not so much either.

I still blame myself for that.

For many other things too.

Do you know the film Thelma and Louise?

It's an old film that my parents love.

That's why they called me Louise.

Louise.

My name is Louise.

It's a good film.

It's about two girls who decide to go on a road trip,

like So and me,

except for them, they manage to leave,

but they die in the end, so...

Spoiler.

My heart aches a little.

Don't worry,

I won't throw up in your cab.

Reminds me of :

last time, I was at the pharmacy,

a lady has returned

with a big, ugly hat.

The kind of hat that doesn't fit in the door frame.

No, I'm not going to tell that story.

Why did I tell you that?

I'll let you listen to your music.

I won't say another word.

I promise.

Seriously, where are we?

Thank you.

Goodbye.

Yes, hello?

Aren't you at home?

No.

How are you?

What's up?

I was wondering what you were up to.

I'm away until tomorrow.

You didn't go to my place without calling me?

I'm not stupid.

OK, we'll be in touch.

Hi, there.

You've got to be kidding me!

Now I'm close.

It's perfect. Don't change a thing,

speed, rhythm, pressure...

You talk a lot.

Yes ?

My mouth.

Lou again.

Don't answer.

Yes ?

What are you doing?

What's the matter? How's it going?

OK, I'm coming.

Sorry, I have to go.

You've got to be kidding me.

Let's do this again sometime, okay?

It's just that I was really into it.

I know.

At worst, masturbate.

Lou?

Lou?

So!

You came?

My dad's not home.

I understood that.

What have you been drinking?

Sangria from the convenience store.

All alone.

- OK, but now you're going to throw up? - No.

My beautiful Dolores.

My love car.

What?

Shit!

Lou?

How are you?

Crap.

- I made a mess. - That's all right.

I made a mess of everything, Dolores.

Who cares, right?

- Excuse me. - No.

Never mind, we'll pick it up.

It's all coming together.

I've ruined everything, So.

What's wrong? Don't say it.

Yes, I've ruined everything.

Everything's ruined and it's all my fault.

It's always my fault.

Excuse me.

Don't apologize.

Don't apologize.

Thanks, Toto.

Yes, thank you, Tom. You really are the best.

Big night?

I love your bed so much, So.

Perfect. You really need to get some sleep.

Tom, wait.

What?

Have I ever told you that I love you?

- I think so. - OK.

Phew.

You still feel like throwing up?

No.

Perhaps.

Can you get a bowl?

Sorry if my feet stink, So.

I'm used to it.

Don't tell your brother,

but I don't like it as much that I love you.

I think he knows.

Please don't tell her.

Perfect.

So?

What?

I wasn't really with Margot

and the two rednecks.

It wasn't true.

That's all right.

So?

Sometimes I'd like to do as in Thelma and Louise.

You know, the movie.

Yes.

We could take Dolores

and go far away,

for a very long time.

If ever there's a cliff,

press the pedal and you fall and that's it.

I think it would be beautiful.

Sophie?

How are you?

What's up?

I don't think Lou is doing so well.

What's up?

We've done it. We're moving out.

Really?

On the West Island, near the airport.

It's a long way from home.

OK.

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