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Shut up, you didn't touch your man in the metro?

- You're talking nonsense. - Ask him.

I'd love to, but I've never seen it.

- You either? - No.

What are you doing?

It just wasn't possible. He's super busy, Malik.

Sometimes I feel like that it doesn't exist.

Can we get back to the real subject?

Touching in transport.

Yes.

I never take the subway anymore.

Calm down, no one was there.

It was 1 a.m. There was no one in the car.

- There are cameras. - Crap.

- There are cameras. - Yes.

Margot, what's your place? the most unlikely?

- Shall I say it? - Huh?

Did you sleep together?

Yes.

Shall I say it? OK.

Behind the scenes, after the end-of-session concert.

Everyone was at the restaurant.

I found it more my trumpet case.

Ju was preparing his percussion.

We fucked on the timpani in E.

- On the ground, though. - En sol.

This is important information.

OK, and you did it again?

Not even that. Straight to the friendzone.

The usual. Right, Lou?

Juju, you know I tire quickly penises, it's not you.

I know, I know, I know. I can't blame myself.

Not at all.

Good.

Now I'm excited.

Me too.

Me too, damn it.

Me, always.

What about you?

I'm thirsty. How about another?

- No, I'm fine. - No.

I don't.

You're going to be so in a bad way tomorrow.

No.

No.

You've got to be kidding me!

Jules!

- Seriously? - I need to train.

I have an exam tomorrow.

Girls, I've been dreaming we were sleeping together.

- Who? - The three of us.

It was really dirty.

Ugh.

Can we just sleep, please?

I'll tell you all about it later.

- Fuck! - Ugh, dirty socks.

They're yours.

Pick them up!

- We'll pick it up later. - Good night.

No, not "good night". It's 2:15pm and we're up.

We need our living room.

- OK. - Come on.

I think we should to get up.

Yes, we should.

What are you doing tonight?

- Shall we watch a movie? - Yes?

We'd like to see The Big Lebowski.

- I don't know about that. - At last!

You have no film culture.

I can't tonight,

I work at the convenience store.

I can't either,

I'm going to sleep at my boyfriend's.

You know, the one who belongs this beautiful penis.

Damn it!

You're getting us drunk with pictures of your guy's penis.

Who is it?

Jimmy.

- Again? - Yes.

Jimmy?

Hi, there. How was your day off?

A very full day.

What's up?

I just wanted to say that I'm not working tonight.

If you want to do something,

I thought about archery.

You told me you liked Hunger Games.

A good idea.

It's a shame I can't tonight.

I already have plans.

With Lou, I suppose?

No, not even.

It's rare.

No, it's with my father and my brother at home.

At home. It's a long story.

OK.

Damn!

Jimmy, I'm so sorry,

I have 1% left, I have to go.

Hi, there.

You're such a bad liar.

Does it bother you if I take your soap?

I don't like the other one.

There's nothing that would bother me less.

OK.

Just to reassure you,

in my dream, it was mostly you and Sophie.

I was just looking at you, I didn't do anything with you.

Why would that reassure me?

Because I'm not attracted by her.

- I'm not trying to steal it. - What are you talking about?

You're clearly in love.

- What? - Yes.

I've never seen two girls so much in love without telling each other.

Boy, are you drunk.

Nothing ever happened between you?

No.

- Okay, I was sure. - Why?

We've known each other 5 days.

- It's just that it shows. - OK.

Did you ever have a best friend?

Not like that, no.

In any case, she's 100% straight.

Nobody is 100% straight.

She likes penises.

- OK, what about you? - Me?

Also.

OK.

What?

I thought not

and that's why that Ju didn't interest you.

Not at all.

- Why, then? - I don't know.

It's just...

I don't know. All right, then.

That's a good reason.

Come on!

I had closed the door.

Yes, but the handle is broken.

You know the Kijiji guy

who wanted 12 photos of your sandals,

but who didn't buy them?

He's after my feet

for $50.

Shall we?

Let's do it.

I mustn't think he's going to masturbate

in front of your toes.

Hey! I could have been naked.

You think I've never seen a pussy?

Chicks, plan for tonight:

you come to eat at the restaurant, you sit at the bar,

I'll give you a free drink

and when I finish work, VIP evening at the karaoke bar across the street.

It tells you or are you hungover?

- We're not hungover. - Super.

Prems for singing C�line.

I'm so sorry.

I like him.

I'm fine.

Hi, I need to shower.

Leave me some hot water.

That couch is a piece of shit.

Yes. No, wait.

Two people have to lift it.

- OK. - This is the tricky part.

OK.

At worst, there's always my bed.

Yes ? Where would you sleep?

On the other side of the bed. It's a double bed.

Yes.

No hot water?

There's a magic number

two or three showers max.

Why didn't you take it? sooner?

Why you got up so late?

How long do we have to wait?

A few hours. We have a shitty water heater.

What do we do? Stay dirty?

Do it quickly with cold water, at worst.

Thank you for thinking of us.

Super, your hospitality.

You can sleep in your car if you're not happy.

No.

Super happy.

I don't know if I should sleep with it again.

- I'm so excited. - As usual.

Yes, but here, it must be a full moon.

OK, that's it.

I'm afraid he'll get attached.

That would be his style.

I like Jules, but I don't want to manage a guy

who falls in love after a blowjob.

And boom! The money's ours.

People are really weird.

What do you say? In 20 minutes?

30. I want to make myself beautiful.

- OK. - It's going to be great.

Yes.

Anybody home?

- Who is it? - It's me. It's me. Calm down.

Hi, Lou.

Mom, what's wrong?

I don't know, it's like there's more air.

It's like breathing all the air in the house.

- What? - A bad trip, that's all.

No, it's not a bad trip.

OK, yes, that's it.

What did you take?

Just cannabis brownies.

- Well done. - Yes, but it was okay,

it's just that your dad called

and that stressed her out a bit.

I should never have done that.

Damn it, Dany!

It was your idea.

Stop talking, okay?

I just need to be alone.

I'll stay with you.

No, really.

We were going to spend the evening together.

She wants you to leave.

Read the room, Dany.

Shall we meet tomorrow?

Tell him to drink water.

I'll tell him what I want.

I don't need your help.

Drink water.

Come on.

I'm going to take a shower.

You're not staying?

No.

You wanted to be alone.

I know, but I don't feel right now.

I didn't want to be with him anymore,

but I'd like to be with you. I'm never with you.

I can't, Mom. I'm going out with Sophie.

She's a lucky girl.

It smells good in here.

Do you think so? I farted two seconds ago.

I made lasagne.

Did you make lasagna?

With sauce recipe from Caroline, too.

The best sauce in the world.

Will you eat with us?

No, I was just take a shower.

It's a shame. to go to the bathroom.

Hi, there.

He'd be happy for you to stay.

To annoy me?

No, seriously, I don't think he's doing very well.

He told me the other day that she missed you.

- You bet. - Yes.

That's not really what he said,

but that's what it meant.

I can't tonight. I'm going out with Lou.

Some other time, then.

- Sorry, pops. - No problem.

You put a lot of cheese in your lasagne?

Yes.

How many did you eat?

I don't know.

Just one.

Whole?

- Yes. - Ouch.

I'm going to throw up.

- Maybe not. - I'm going to throw up, I tell you.

Don't mess with my head.

I can't do it.

I feel it, my heart in my throat.

It seems to me that it would do me good.

Like when you've had too much to drink and you throw up

so that it doesn't turn when you go to bed.

- Mom. - What?

You just need to calm down.

I hate basketball. I'm no good.

Who cares?

your brain has to focuses on something.

It's true you're no good.

Your dad's pretty good.

- Concentrate. - Why did he call?

He wanted to talk. What about?

- Dany was there. - Damn it!

Just throw the ball.

OK, take a look.

OK...

You put your hand like this, the other one like this, here.

You raise your elbows higher and you bend your legs.

You're no good either.

Yes, I hate it.

I'll put my arms...

Nice, you take all the crunchy bits.

First come, first served.

Nicole came to pick up his ugly paintings?

No, those didn't fit in his car.

She has to come back with a van.

- When? - No idea.

You'll let me know so I wouldn't run into her.

She'd like to come back

when you get here.

For?

I imagine she wants to see you.

- What did you tell him? - That you didn't want to see her.

- So much the better. - What did she want?

I don't know, Tom.

I shouldn't have told you.

You don't decide for us.

No, but I can decide for her.

At least I love you.

You were right about basketball.

The number of times where So and I did this

to go back down when we had smoked too much...

Not so much either.

I don't remember being as bad with cannabis.

You bet, you don't even use it.

It happened to me sometimes, with your father,

before,

on vacation or when we went out

both of them.

Hey!

I would have liked to see that.

One of our first dates,

we had smoked and gone see Titanic in theaters.

They kicked us out because we laughed too much

while the boat was sinking.

You really see me like a lame commuter?

Well...

I've never really seen myself like this,

but in the background,

maybe I'm a bit like that.

I don't know.

I don't know much, these days.

Yeah, well... Me neither.

At the same time,

it's true that I'm a bit lame.

I've never seen anyone so boring.

Perhaps it's to announce that we have a little brother?

Or she made money and gives us some?

It would be so nice.

Maybe she wants to apologize.

- I'd rather have the money. - Yes.

Good.

Who comes jogging to pass the lasagne?

I'd rather die.

What about you?

Obviously.

Maybe she wants to tell us she's going to die?

We can always dream.

We'll never know.

We'll never know.

So you miss me?

Toto?

There's someone outside.

- Get out. - What's going on?

- Jimmy? - What are you doing in our yard?

I can't believe it.

Excuse me.

I didn't want to get sick.

Don't hide like a poor man. What do you want?

Calm down, Toto. I'll take it from here.

I'm watching you.

It's the first time I've spoken to your brother, he seems cool.

Why are you here?

I wanted to bring you something.

You said you'd be here.

You couldn't ring the doorbell like a normal person?

I wanted to make sure you were there before you disturb.

Here.

It could have waited, I've got plenty.

I didn't want to take any chances.

Jules told me

that you're staying with them right now.

- You didn't tell me that. - Yes, with Lou.

That's cool. Are you dating him?

No.

His place is cool?

Jimmy, why don't you come along for the ride? whenever you want,

but right now, I'm with my family.

Message received. I'm off.

Next time, ring the doorbell.

It sucks

that you ever wanted learn to play.

- It's too hard. - I'm going to bed.

I'm working tomorrow.

Thank God you were here.

It was a dream evening.

What's that? It's after 10 p.m.

Hey!

Daddy? Daddy? What are you doing here?

Are you here, too?

Are you drunk?

No... A little.

No big deal.

Hello, my love daughter.

What are you doing?

I brought you flowers.

Damn, I forgot them in the cab.

I'm so stupid.

They were beautiful.

Forget the flowers.

You can't just barge in at that hour.

Caro, we need to talk.

We used to be good, we always arranged everything.

I've had a big day, I'm exhausted.

We'll talk about it another time.

OK.

You can call me anytime.

Where are you going, Dad?

I'll wait outside for my cab.

You didn't call one.

I'll give him a call.

I just need to find my wallet.

Damn!

I forgot my wallet in the cab.

He sleeps on the sofa with a bowl next to him, just in case.

It's intense.

Not as much as a guy

hiding in your backyard to spy on you.

I thought that my brother was going to fight him.

He should have.

At last we could have known if Jimmy is good at kung fu.

I think so.

That's why you don't tell him that he won't get a second date?

Are you afraid he'll hit you?

The guy sent me money for the photo.

50 bucks, baby.

It would be nice not to spend it in two seconds.

- Otherwise, we can... - Never leave.

It's okay, relax.

Margot thinks we're in love

but let's not admit it.

Why does everyone think that?

It's got nothing to do with that.

Yes.

Nobody understands anything.

Are you asleep?

No.

You're not touching yourself, are you?

It's already done.

OK, bye.

Good night.

Hang up the phone.

No, you hang up.

Hey!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Nothing.

I'll come with you.

I can drive.

No way, Toto.

I find it ordinary.

It was you who suggested to stay here.

I thought you'd be gone when I woke up.

I'm sorry. for not setting my alarm for 6:15.

You can just try to put yourself in my shoes?

I feel invaded.

"Invaded"? Are you kidding me?

It's not your place anymore, Phil.

My name is on the mortgage.

You know what I mean. Hello.

- Sleep well? - Not bad.

And you, the sofa?

Not so comfortable.

You would have been better off at home.

Great atmosphere.

I'm off.

I'll make some eggs, it'll be quick.

I don't have the time, I open the door.

You have to eat.

I don't want of your scrambled eggs, Phil.

It's a really pleasant morning.

I'm sorry about yesterday.

I wanted to make it up to you.

Don't do that anymore.

I want some, of your scrambled eggs, me.

Hi, there.

Do you remember us? Your kids.

- What are you doing here? - We'll get that for you.

It's really not going well with us.

It's really not the right time for me.

That's all right, we won't stay long.

You could have called before coming.

Sorry.

Why did you tell our father

you wanted to see us?

I don't know,

so we can have a little chat.

You think that we want to talk to you?

I guess not.

What's that?

You should have called before coming.

These eggs tasted just like than both

where we had rented a cottage, a few years ago.

You burned it all down, it was disgusting.

It was that time,

the Settlers of Catania section.

Yes.

Your mother and I laughed.

So and I, we didn't understand why.

OK.

Were you stoned?

Do you? No.

Mom said it was happening to you.

Just a little.

It was so good that week.

Here we are.

The cab brings me my wallet.

Can I drop you somewhere?

With your friends?

I'll be fine.

Are you refusing a lift? I don't believe it.

Are you mad at me for the other time?

I don't blame you.

You hung up on me.

I was just disappointed.

I'm always disappointed for something.

You can always come to my place.

You'll never bother me.

OK.

Hey!

I was wondering, your mother

and the guy at work,

they continued to see each other?

Good.

So...

Are your mother and I really finished?

See you soon, Dad.

You have to stay attached to your machine

for three hours?

Yes, sometimes more.

It plays the role of your malfunctioning kidney?

Both don't work well,

but there's one that's worse.

OK, but aren't some people who donates it?

Yes,

but the waiting list is very long.

How long?

Too long.

My best option would be

that someone in my family gives me one,

like a parent...

OK, but are they dead?

Yes.

If not, what?

Otherwise, I die.

OKAY. Let's go, Tom.

Just a moment.

Is that why we're here?

No, Sophie.

I had planned to tell David that I'd changed my mind.

- Why? - I don't know.

Don't you know?

I didn't mean to...

have to ask you this.

That's what you're doing right now, isn't it?

That's what's going on!

Yes.

OK, here we go.

I hate her so much.

That's why she wanted to see you this summer,

to use us and save his own skin.

Too bad for her.

May she die.

I could do it.

What?

Give her a kidney.

You're an idiot.

Are you retarded?

Toto, why?

I don't know why.

I don't know. It's an idea, that's all.

You can't do that for her.

What did she do for you?

For both of us?

That's it.

Nothing at all.

Oh, for fuck's sake

Fucking hell

Damn, damn

I really hate everything

I hate everything so much

Except for you

Hi, girls.

Hi, there.

What you do

on the steps?

We don't have the keys.

It's okay, you're right here for a few days.

We leave as soon as we find something else.

So, your parents' place?

Crazy. How about karaoke?

I'd like to say it sucked without you, but it was epic.

What's up? You look depressed.

Why do you say that?

Those silly looks of yours...

Arnie will fix you up. Come along.

Come on.

- How are you? - I have bananas.

Drink in...

I don't feel anything.

You've got to be kidding. I feel everything.

Wait, this will work.

Your hair.

What?

Go barefoot.

Go barefoot, wood is crazy.

My God!

Look at the color of my nails.

Don't you feel anything?

I looked into it...

Why didn't you take any?

I don't really like MD.

Don't you think it sucks?

No, it's always very entertaining.

- Lou, come dance. - No, I hate it.

Your hands are like velvet.

You're hurting me.

It doesn't hurt.

Would you like a massage?

Take a look.

I wondered,

maybe she didn't tell you,

but you'd know...

If So would like to sleep with you?

I don't know.

It's up to you to ask him.

So, she likes it when you're direct.

OK.

No need to train in front of the mirror.

Well...

That sounds good.

May I join you?

You're the one rubbing yourself.

Yes.

Is anyone going?

This isn't my place.

It's OK.

- Hi, Lou. - Jimmy?

What are you doing here?

Sophie said I could come, so I came.

She told you to come at the guys' apartment?

Yes.

Did she give you the address?

No, but I found it on Jules' paycheck.

Are you allowed to do that, Jimmy?

I think so.

So's not here, see you later.

Take a look at this.

I mean, she's busy, you'll be back.

What are you doing?

Goodbye.

You mean nice?

Let's see if your feet are that beautiful.

Take a look.

OK, they're amazing.

He's really shady, that guy.

But rich, perhaps?

But maybe not.

He didn't say how much it would cost.

If it's $200, it's worth it.

Your feet, too are super pretty.

I know, thank you.

Sophie's not going to meet a guy

who loves her feet for $200.

Why not?

You could get...

rape, kill and eat.

You're exaggerating.

Any man who asks that

are not psychopaths.

- Well... - No, it's true.

You do that in public, you take Lou...

He just wants to see his feet in person.

Sounds cute to me.

You don't know,

but Jules' toes,

like little sausages cocktail.

OK, I answer.

This is so lame.

She doesn't say yes, she just wants to see.

You're out of your minds. Right, Lou?

It's a beautiful wall, though.

Huh?

I'm going to the bathroom.

Lou, he answered!

- I'm trying to pee. - No!

- He would pay $500. - What?

500 dollars.

- What do we do? - I don't know.

I don't know.

Seriously?

How's it going? It's been 20 minutes. you're here.

It's going very well,

except that I can never pee in peace.

I love this sound.

So do I.

I feel like dancing.

So do I.

Yes.

Isn't that normal?

No, it happens sometimes.

Does it open more?

Someone has to from the outside opens.

Jules!

Lou, they're at the mini-mart. They went to get sweets.

I don't want to be stuck here.

Lou, relax, we're going to have a girly chat.

My God, your hands!

Lou, she doesn't like small talk.

This is what I'm saying: I love her, Sophie.

- I love you, So. - I love you too

more than anyone else.

- Really? - Yeah, what do you think?

Go out together.

Wait, that's what I mean.

As much as I love her and I think she's too beautiful...

You're beautiful, you smell good, and all the idiots

you sleep with don't deserve it.

- You sleep with idiots? - Sometimes.

Mat�o, Antoine, P.-L., Keven...

Keven, what an ass!

My point,

is that despite all this, I've never been attracted to her.

- Never? - Never,

even if we see each other every day for 12 years.

I thought you were sexy as soon as you got in here.

You're too nice.

OK, but what about the guys?

What guys?

All of them.

They're ugly, stupid and they stink.

Even Jules and Arnaud?

They may be a little less worse.

That's the beauty of it with girls.

It doesn't send pictures of penises. We could do without them.

That's right.

Very often, I find them very stupid, guys.

But what do you want?

I need a penis.

Sometimes that's good.

- Like with Jules. - Yes.

But just penises or just vaginas,

I'd get tired of it.

Thanks for the picture.

Lou, it happens to you sometimes to find beautiful girls?

Yeah, like...

Marine, when she cut herself hair.

Or the high school English substitute.

I don't know. Billie Eilish.

I think they're beautiful, but I don't feel like kissing them.

- Would you kiss Billie Eilish? - Girls don't interest me.

They all attract me.

OK, I feel like kissing.

So do I.

When are the guys coming back? I'm tired of being here.

- You're a good kisser. - So are you.

- What about you? - What about me?

Can I kiss you?

No.

- Don't you want to? - It's not that.

- What is it? - I don't know.

Lou, she never kisses.

- Never? - Never.

- Never? - Never.

Never.

OK.

I'm off.

- What are you doing? - No.

- It's too high. - You can't go through there.

Hi, there.

- Where are you? - In the bathroom.

The handle.

How are you?

Why did it take so long?

It wasn't that long.

It was super long.

Relax, Lou.

What's going on?

It's okay if you didn't like it.

No, I didn't like it, I hated it.

I knew it because I hate kissing.

I hate fucking, I hate touching myself,

I hate it when people look at me, when I'm touched.

I hate to hear you sleeping with idiots

who only think about their dick.

I hate seeing penis pictures of your boyfriend

as if it were normal.

I hate that you just think to sleep with Sophie

for the past week.

I hate it when you dream we sleep together.

I hate that you think just sex,

as if we couldn't talk

other things or just not talking, thinking about nothing.

I think it would be good.

I'll take care of it.

Lou,

I'm here.

I'm the one who's not normal.

No, don't say that.

Lou is really confused, I think.

I noticed.

How are you doing?

Average, but okay.

I know she's gonna kill me

if I keep talking about it,

but I'll give it a try. I was wondering...

What?

Well...

That's right, what she said earlier.

She said a lot of things.

I know.

It's true that I often think to when we slept together.

It's true that it was good.

In any case,

I'd really like

to do this again.

Yes ?

Yes.

OK.

So...

When?

I don't know.

Right away?

Here? Like, here?

In your room.

Yes, it's still better.

Perhaps we should wait for Lou to sleep.

We can start by kissing.

We could.

- Was it heavy with Jimmy? - He wasn't even there.

- Are you serious? - What?

- He's never taken a sick day. - You're overreacting.

I swear, So. Zero times.

He says the only thing

that can make him miss the job...

- It's being dead. - Shit!

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