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It's like the only thing I do is receive orders.

I can do it if you want.

You can fold underwear.

Really?

OK. Thanks.

I like us working together.

Glad to hear.

Can I keep them?

-They're cool. -No, we need money.

OK.

Kijiji or Marketplace?

Both. No time to waste.

If someone wants 'em, tell them today

because tomorrow is too late.

I'm not stupid.

-They're not that comfortable. -Yes.

Try fastening them in the back.

-I think they'll fit better. -Yes.

Yeah.

Hi. I don't think you're allowed to do that

during work.

So it'll be our little secret.

Ching!

Too easy. I told you we'd be rich.

Yeah, because working sucks.

We won't do this for long.

Don't forget. We get the cash and take off.

"We get the cash and take off."

"We get the cash and take off."

LOU AND SOPHIE

IMPECCABLE

Sleep in your car again?

Does it show on my face?

It shows on your clothes. They're the same as yesterday.

You know you can come sleep at home.

We're comfortable in Dolores.

How do you eat?

We manage.

I could make shepherd's pie.

You could bring Sophie. We could talk.

You said I could do what I want, Mom.

This is what I want.

At least come and get some food.

I don't want you to be hungry. It's not normal

-to not need me at 17. -Thanks, but everything is fine.

I have to punch in.

You didn't face the chocolate bars?

Can I do it later?

You need to take stock of the cigarettes too.

Oh my God. Please not that.

The pictures of messed-up lungs and holes in throats

make me sick.

-Fine. I'll do it. -Really?

Thanks, Jimmy. You're the best.

Have you found a time for our date yet?

I'm not sure.

Actually, the only time I could have

was tomorrow evening.

-Really? -But you know,

I can't, seeing as you added hours.

Yeah.

But it's fine. Another time.

-Bravo, Jimmy. -What did you say?

Nothing.

Bring me a size four.

-That's what you have. -I don't think so.

Look at the tag where it's written.

OK then, it's wrong. I always wear a size four.

Do I look like someone who wears a six?

I don't know what to tell you, ma'am.

I think it looks good, though.

Yoo hoo. I'm talking to you.

I didn't think it was a question.

Go see if you have a real size four.

Bye, Sophie.

You're going?

Yes. I have a kung-fu lesson.

You can't make me close alone.

I wasn't listening when you showed me.

Relax. Someone will be here to help. It'll be fine.

Who?

-Jules! -How are you?

I'm happy to see you.

About time we're together.

Finally, a bit of fun.

Thanks, Jimmy.

-You're three minutes late. -Hi, Jimmy.

How are you? I'm fine.

I left you a list in the back.

Don't talk to her at the cash. It bothers the customers.

Yes, the numerous clients.

I'll manage him. Don't worry.

-Is it OK for the closing? -Yes.

Bye.

What is it?

Is something wrong with me?

Besides a nasty attitude, no.

I saw that you met Nancy.

I don't know who you mean.

The customer who tried on 50 pairs of jeans.

What an idiot.

"Excuse me. I wear a size four." Shut up!

Good imitation.

Thanks.

Some advice for the next time.

Just tell her the jeans give her a nice ass.

You'll see. She'll become super nice.

I don't think I'm a good enough liar, but OK.

That's true.

I scheduled you both for today.

Here. Your first paycheck.

That's it?

It's not the highest salary.

Every day I wonder why I work here.

He's nice, isn't he?

Who is he?

He works in the men's section.

That's Danny.

OK. Take another one but without my head.

OK. Don't worry.

There.

There. More photos.

Do stolen clothes sell well on Kijiji?

Yeah. Really well.

What if you get caught?

-Why would we? -Because your plan sucks.

First, fuck yourself, and second, we're careful.

Don't get attached because Lou and I

won't be here for long.

-Are you checking me out? -No.

No, I...

Hey, Jimmy.

Didn't you go to kung-fu?

-I forgot my Gi. -Your what?

Forget it.

Nobody's out front?

No. I'm going.

Wait. I need you to work tomorrow night.

Really?

You wanted more shifts to pay your bills and your apartment.

-Yeah, but... OK. It's fine. -Perfect.

You've got the day off, so we can go on our date.

Yes.

I can't wait.

I think the lady needs help.

Want to go?

Do I want to? No.

It's because it's for a bra.

You know them as well as I do. You've seen a lot.

Anyway, at least my mother's.

Oh my God.

Louise Caron Biron selling clothes.

What are you doing here?

I came to bug you. How are you?

You're in a good mood.

I spend eight hours in a clothing store.

It's the best I can do.

This is your job?

Watching your colleagues work?

-Who's that? -A guy I hate.

You, hate someone?

Impossible.

Seriously, why are you here, Arnie?

You didn't just come to see me.

Yes. Who do you think I am?

-I missed you. -Yeah.

And also, I have a wedding,

and I want to you buy me a suit

with your employee discount.

You have one, right?

I'm game. Here's what I want in return.

LOU AND SOPHIE

LOU AND SOPHIE

OK, I'll go. I'll be kind and nice.

He'll be happy.

I'll find an excuse to leave quickly.

And we'll never talk again.

What if he tries to kiss you?

He did once and it was once too many.

His lips were dry too.

He definitely has a sandpapery tongue.

Yes! The lady's coming for the shirt soon.

Excellent.

What about me?

What about you?

Am I a good kisser?

For a sad guy

who just had his heart broken... Yeah.

Really?

I think I'd put you in my top three.

-Shit. -OK, top five.

-OK. Out of how many? -Lots.

That's not bad.

And am I your number one?

Yes, I think so,

because it's a serious ranking.

I've kissed

more than two or three girls.

The list is...

-It's long, you know. -Stop.

I'm your number one, and you know it.

Mom, we have a problem with a client.

What kind of problem?

You have to come.

Is it possible to try on some pants

without being attacked?

Excuse me, but you're saying nonsense.

What's going on?

Your employee touched my penis.

-Shit. -OK, wait. What?

Come on, Caro. I'd never do that.

-Why would he make that up? -Thanks for believing the victim.

Tell me what happened.

I was trying on pants,

and this man ran his hand the length of my thigh

to adjust them and...

I absolutely didn't do that.

It doesn't seem possible that...

Oh, OK.

It's a joke, right?

Yes.

How old were you the first time?

When I kissed? Ten. Slept with someone? Fourteen.

Really?

I'd have been game at that age

but nobody wanted to.

How old were you?

Sixteen.

Or 17 at the most.

OK, so not that long ago.

No, but you know,

I did lots of other things before.

Like what?

Listen, lots of things.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-That's dirty. -Very.

-Hi, kids. -Mrs. Boucher.

-The usual? -Exactly.

I'll get your liter of milk.

I like that girl.

She's helpful.

And she's beautiful.

Tell me, Jules.

Are you in love with Louise.

What? Why do you ask?

You're making eyes at her.

Really?

-No. It isn't... -Yes.

I know that. My husband was the same way.

He fell in love as soon as a woman said hello to him.

I guess you're no longer with him.

He died.

But I haven't missed that jerk for a second.

Add a two-liter bottle of cream soda, please.

Making eyes?

It's my universal look.

What did you think? That I'd fire him

and you'd be free of him?

-It was worth a try. -You can't do that, Lou.

You couldn't cheat on Dad either.

Enough with that, OK?

I know that the situation is complicated,

and you don't have to like each other.

Good because I hate him.

-Aren't you exaggerating a bit? -No, Mom.

I can't stand him. He's gross, stupid,

and when I see him, I imagine you kissing

and throw up in my mouth.

Don't take it personally.

-It's fine. -I understand.

But you have to pretend to like each other

if you want to keep working here.

-And apologize. -No.

It's not necessary. I'd have done the same thing.

You'll see. I'm easy to like.

No need to pretend.

I have a question.

Go ahead.

Have you ever jerked off while thinking of me?

Uh...

What kind of question is that? I don't know.

You?

No.

But you have?

Maybe it happened once or twice.

Cool.

What if customers come?

We'll do it quick.

What if Jimmy comes?

-Stop talking. -OK.

Really? Sushi?

You liked it before.

I'm joking. It's perfect.

I thought I saw you pass by.

Does it bother you me showing up like this?

No, not at all.

I'm taking my break now.

I'll go too.

Are you finished?

Want to eat with us? I have enough for 3.

-No. -Come on.

Since when do you say no to 450 sushi?

Yeah, you've changed, Mom.

I already have dinner planned. Next time.

It's a date. Not really, but anyway.

Shall we go? I'm starving.

Hi.

Hi.

-I'll catch up with you. -OK.

We're just friends.

We didn't say anything.

Enjoy your sushi.

Oh my God.

-What? -Get up.

Fuck!

That's the lady for the shirt!

-Please answer. -No. I'm in my underwear.

Oh shit!

-Go. -Yes.

Just a minute.

Hello?

Ma'am?

Fuck.

I preferred working at the store.

It was long and boring, but at least it was calm.

I have the feeling Mom's always watching me.

And the customers... Oh my God.

There's nothing worse than people buying clothes.

Do you think they slept together?

I don't know.

If you find out they're dating, tell me.

I don't know why you want to get back with her.

You don't need to understand.

I want to know, please.

Shit.

She doesn't want the shirt anymore.

Shit. Really?

She doesn't want to come

and have nobody here again.

Bye bye, 80 dollars.

Are you leaving right away?

Yeah. I'm going to meet Lou.

Come to my apartment one day.

It's a shame you haven't come yet.

Yeah, we will.

It was cool before.

Yeah, great.

But just to be sure...

You won't fall in love with me?

No. Are you crazy or what?

Mrs. Boucher said shit like usual.

OK.

Good night, Jules.

Good night.

LOU AND SOPHIE

LOU AND SOPHIE

Booty night?

Booty night.

Speaking of booty,

I slept with Jules.

What? When?

Earlier in the backstore.

Why?

I felt like it.

Why do you think people fuck?

I have images

and I don't think I like it.

Was it good, at least?

Really? Yes.

It was short but good.

And really good head.

You know, he's gentle.

He doesn't just think of himself if you're ever interested.

No thank you.

It's rare.

And I'm sure he'd be up for it.

I don't care. I hate sex.

You did it once, Lou.

Yes, and it hurt.

And I just felt like vomiting.

Good thing it only lasted 30 seconds.

But Elliot wasn't the best.

He didn't know what he was doing.

Maybe it would be better with someone else.

I don't want to. What do you want me to say?

You have the right to have good sex.

Wouldn't you rather sing than talk?

I think you have the right

To have good sex

Oh fuck.

Stop it.

Thank you.

I miss sleeping in a bed.

I'm fine.

Couldn't we go to my place sometimes?

I don't want your father to force us

to play another board game

with your depressed brother

who complains because he doesn't have enough sheep.

You're right.

We already go there to shit and take a shower.

That's enough.

-Good night. -Good night.

I might fart.

Thanks for warning me.

That's what a week of folding clothes gives you.

Cha ching.

-What? -The shirt money.

She ended up not buying it.

-Fuck. -Relax.

We won't fill the box with our shitty pay

and a few things sold on Kijiji.

Didn't we have 100 dollars before?

Yes, but we used it for pizza, gas,

vodka, and toilet paper.

No. It's not working, So.

It'll take 1,000 years before we can leave.

True. We need more money.

We can spend less too. We can skip breakfast.

-I'm so hungry. -Me too.

Oh man, your mom's spaghetti sauce.

Take it.

How will we cook spaghetti in the car?

-We'll see. Take it anyway. -OK.

You're sure it's OK if we take all this?

It was her idea, So.

-Oh shit. -Lou?

How are you?

What's going on?

We were hungry.

OK, but I meant for you to come

and I'd make you breakfast or give you some fruit,

not for you to grocery shop.

Forget it, Caro.

You're sleeping in your car too?

Why do you say that?

You're dressed the same.

Da...

...nny isn't just your friend, right?

Oh, a call.

What should I tell Dad?

That you're dating or that you're just fucking?

-Why would you tell him that? -Because he wants to know.

I don't know what he said,

but trust me. He really doesn't want to know.

I just didn't want to be alone last night.

Nothing happened with Danny.

Even if something happened,

your dad and I aren't together.

Because you cheated on him. He would never do that to you.

That's what you think?

He already has.

More than once.

When?

When your sister died.

The stress made us distant

and what happened happened.

You see.

Maybe I'm not the only one who disgusts you.

I've felt bad for my dad,

but he's as disgusting as my mom is.

Even worse.

Everyone cheats all the time.

It's depressing.

I cheated on Kevin.

You're not the same. I was talking about the others.

Well, that's it.

At the same time, who cares? It's just Jimmy.

I feel like feeling the same.

You couldn't understand.

Oh fuck.

I'm so sick of my clothes.

Is it me, or do I smell like sweat?

You do.

-It's me. -And me.

Hello.

Hi, Dad. Whose car is in front?

No, Sophie. Wait.

-The shower? -Fuck the shower.

LOU AND SOPHIE

LOU AND SOPHIE

Hello, Sophie.

Yo, Jimmy-Jim. Let's roll?

-What are you doing? -You didn't know?

Lou comes on all of my first dates.

We're careful. There are so many assholes.

I deserve a private date.

It's not up to you, man.

OK, I'll tell the cops about the hold-up.

Stop screwing around.

OK, that's enough.

-I'll see you later. -OK.

Have a good date.

Where are we going?

I'm taking you to do what I love most.

-Kung-fu? -Second most.

To play Dungeons and Dragons?

Third.

You're really good.

Try it. You'll like it.

Maybe later.

You'll see. It's all in the wrist.

Sophie?

-Look. -Sorry. I'm looking.

How long does the game last?

It's not a game. It's a sport.

Sorry.

It's fine.

I reserved for two hours.

If we want, we can reserve an extra hour.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool. Cool, cool, cool.

OK, look.

You're at the park?

No. You have to go now.

No...

Kev, I asked you for one thing.

Fuck off.

Don't you know Kevin's an ass?

I'll take two grams, please.

Do you have your car?

-Yes. -Lend it to me.

-Never. -Drive me then.

I just want to sit and not think about anything.

Lou, please.

I have a delivery. It'll take two seconds.

OK. Pay me first.

I need cash.

Are you kidding?

Between you and me, you owe me money.

For?

My TV you ruined with a baseball bat.

They can't?

Yo, can you drive me?

Yo!

Doesn't seem like it.

When you go to the forest, it's important

to have a good compass,

not one on your phone. A compass is magnetic.

What if you get lost

and the battery dies on your phone?

Because you took too many selfies in front of the falls?

What do you do?

I don't know.

You're in trouble.

You sure they don't serve alcohol here?

Never.

It's too dangerous with the axes.

You OK? You seem lost in thought.

Yes, sorry.

I went home earlier,

and my mom was there.

It was really strange.

She hasn't been there in 15 years,

so...

Want to know why?

Really.

Let's go.

But Jimmy, wait.

You wanted to throw axes.

I'm a VIP member. I can come when I want.

It doesn't look like much, as they say.

Wait for me here.

What are you doing?

Look.

I do deliveries in the evening while you

read in your pool, and I only take 10%.

Good?

Come on. I need cash.

Hey. Leave, Lou, OK?

You trust a cretin like Kevin and not me?

You never know who you'll meet.

I have my baseball bat.

Yeah, but you won't scare anyone with it.

Why not? Because I'm a girl?

No, because you're annoying.

It won't be long.

-What are they doing? -Talking.

Thanks, Jimmy.

Aren't you going?

I'm waiting for her to leave.

OK, if you want to tail her, let me know.

I have a cousin who's a cop.

I can do it.

Fuck off.

-Can we... -No. Leave.

She came to see you

because she needed money?

Or because she hasn't fucked in 15 years?

Don't say she wants to start over

because I'll tell her to fuck off.

You won't believe it.

Are you finished?

I invited her.

What? Why?

I cleaned out the basement.

I asked her to pick up her paintings

that were stored in the basement.

Are you kidding? Her crappy old paintings?

I didn't want to get rid of them without asking her

in case they were important.

But we don't care about her, Dad.

You should've thrown them in the pool.

And since when do you clean?

Since I'm thinking of selling the house.

What?

The market is good.

Your brother is almost 23. You live in your car.

-Not forever. -Still.

We don't need all this space, Sophie.

OK, well...

Ciao, bye, my childhood home.

It's not done yet.

What will Tom and I do?

We have to think about it.

Hi, Dad.

What are you doing?

Why?

Feel like spending the evening here?

Bring Sophie.We'll play Scrabble and watch a movie.

I received my futon and put it together.

I have chocolatines for tomorrow.

Lou?

Is it true you cheated on Mom lots of times?

Did she tell you that?

No. It was a guy I met in the street.

Of course it was her.

Listen, Lou, I'm not proud of it.

I still regret it, but it was a long time ago.

OK. No big deal then.

Yesterday you said I'd be better off without her.

How does it matter that I did that 15 years ago?

Fuck.

Fuck off.

-Relax, Dad. It isn't... -How can I relax?

I'm out on my ass in two days.

How late are you?

Three or four months.

If you want, I can pay your rent.

-I have money. -No way, Timoth�e.

That's for your painting class. Don't touch it.

New York is expensive.

Come home then.

You'll see the landscaping

Mom did for no reason at all.

I'll never go back there.

Where is my fucking lighter?

-Look under there. -I already did.

I have one.

Well...

Saved by the pretty girl.

What are you doing here?

Aren't you going to introduce me?

Alain, Lou. Lou, Alain.

-Nice to meet you. -Me too.

What are you doing here?

I told you to stay in the car.

But you always told me that your parents

are snowbirds who live in Florida all year.

Just my mom. This is my dad.

Hey, son.

Finally, maybe I'll take 20 dollars

for hot dogs or something.

I only have crackers left.

-Here's your lighter. -Thanks.

LOU AND SOPHIE

LOU AND SOPHIE

What are you doing here?

Waiting for you.

Oh my God, Jimmy.

It's just that we never finished our date.

I have questions. Why is your father in trouble?

He hurt his back and can't work anymore.

Why doesn't he live with you?

Because it's my mom's house and he hates her.

Is your name really Timoth�e?

Oh shit, shit, shit!

I've a bag of pills in the car.

Relax. It's fine.

Hi.

What's going on?

Is this your car?

Yes. Aren't we allowed to park here?

No. A neighbor called in

a noise complaint.

-Did you hear anything? -What kind of noise?

Someone hitting a garbage can with a baseball bat.

No, I didn't hear that.

But we were in the park over there.

There's a big mess in that car.

That's because we're going on a road trip tomorrow.

To celebrate our anniversary.

No baseball bat?

No, but you can check.

But there might be a pair of underwear there.

It's OK. Have a good evening.

-Be careful on the roads. -Yes.

Thank you.

Good evening, Officer.

Bye.

It's true. That's liberating!

I told you you'd like it.

You could've brought your mom's paintings

and used them as targets.

Are you kidding? You can do that?

It'd be perfect.

You know what's perfect?

You.

Perfect. In any case.

Thanks. That's nice.

It's true.

You're the most amazing girl I know.

And you know,

you could've been great and average physically too.

It'd be fine.

But no.

You're the most beautiful girl ever.

You say that to all the girls you date.

I don't date other girls. I'm not that kind of guy.

For me, there's only you.

I was kidding.

I never kid.

Say something at least.

Do you realize what just happened?

Yep. Nothing happened and it's because of me.

It's because of you that the cops came.

You can't manage your fucking baseball bat.

-Nothing happened. -Hey. Hello!

If I get caught, I go to jail.

Can you think of someone other than yourself?

That's what I'm doing.

-Besides Sophie? -Shut up.

Don't you see that you have a problem, Lou?

I asked you one thing and you did the opposite. Why?

I don't know. I wanted to.

That's what I thought. You're selfish.

-I'm not selfish. -No?

You don't know yourself. I'll tell you.

Sure you don't want me to drop you off?

There are lots of psychos here.

And they're predicting a storm.

It's fine. I'll walk.

But it was really nice.

Thanks for being there.

You can choose where we'll go for our next date.

Perfect.

Bye.

If it isn't my boy's girlfriend.

Here.

There are lots of good things inside.

Lots of bagels

and a new lighter too.

You're really nice.

Tell Timoth�e I'm not selfish.

Booty night?

Booty night.

Thanks.

It would've been better with you.

That's what I always say when you're not there.

Hey, Lou.

I really don't want to sleep in Dolores tonight.

Me neither.

Are you sure it's here?

It's the address they gave me.

Come on.

Yes?

-Are we at Jules and Arnaud's? -It depends.

It depends on what?

Who is it?

Hello!

What are you doing, Margot? Let them in.

I love you already.

-Hey, come in! -Welcome to our place.

Look at my nice drums!

LOU AND SOPHIE

-And you? -What about me?

-Can I kiss you? -Lou never kisses.

-Never, never? -Never, never.

Never, never, never.

OK!

-I have to go. -What are you doing?

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