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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,794 --> 00:00:04,422 [unsettling, opening music playing] 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 3 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:38,748 [film rewinding] 4 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:47,465 [film rewinds] 5 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:53,512 [unsettling music builds up, stops] 6 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:58,476 [rapid gunfire] 7 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:03,063 [body thuds] 8 00:01:04,774 --> 00:01:08,611 [baby crying] 9 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:11,405 [TV static] 10 00:01:11,489 --> 00:01:14,033 ["Krazy House" theme music playing] 11 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:16,452 ♪ Making our way One step at a time ♪ 12 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,871 ♪ Sticking together Right down the line ♪ 13 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,875 ♪ Shaking it up with Living the life ♪ 14 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,710 ♪ It's a Krazy House ♪ 15 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,339 ♪ Krazy House ♪ 16 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:30,799 ♪ It's a Krazy House ♪ 17 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,344 ♪ Our home sweet home ♪ 18 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:37,640 [narrator] [VO] Krazy House is taped 19 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:39,808 in front of a live studio audience. 20 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:40,809 [door opens] 21 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:43,771 [audience cheering] 22 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:51,445 [Bernie] Group hug, guys. 23 00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:52,446 Come on. 24 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:53,840 - [door closes] - [audience laughs] 25 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:55,074 [Bernie] Come on, guys. 26 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:57,576 Anyone? 27 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:59,578 Oh Angel, come on. 28 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:00,830 Come on. 29 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:02,706 Oh, who's a good girl? 30 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,333 Hey. You're a good girl. Whooh! 31 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,669 Oh, you want to pray to Jesus? 32 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:08,546 Oh. 33 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:09,672 Come on. 34 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:10,881 Get in your bed, young lady. 35 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:12,550 Here we go. 36 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:16,136 A one, a two, a you know what to do. 37 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:21,809 ♪ "Come, thou long Expected Jesus" ♪ 38 00:02:21,851 --> 00:02:22,851 [Eva] Bernie. 39 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:26,564 [Bernie] We gotta get this fixed. 40 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:28,399 We gotta get this fixed. 41 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:29,942 [Eva] Bernie? 42 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,527 [Bernie] Yeah. 43 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:34,738 [Eva] Honey, please. The game starts in 20 minutes, 44 00:02:34,864 --> 00:02:36,907 and I've still got a lot of work to do. 45 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:38,325 [Bernie] On a Sunday? 46 00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:40,744 That's the day we celebrate the Lord. 47 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:42,580 [Eva] Ooh. 48 00:02:42,705 --> 00:02:44,164 [Bernie] Just one song. 49 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:46,333 [Eva] Honey, you know I've got to close that big 50 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:50,754 business deal tomorrow and the Dutch are eight hours ahead. 51 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:51,838 [Bernie grunts, grumbles] 52 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:55,885 - [audience laughs] - [Eva] Sorry. 53 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:57,845 [Bernie] Sarah, how about you? 54 00:02:57,887 --> 00:02:59,555 [Sarah blows gum] 55 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:03,893 Yeah, I'm not doing it if Mom isn't. 56 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,812 [Bernie] Adam? 57 00:03:06,896 --> 00:03:09,023 You love to sing with your dad, right? 58 00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:11,025 [Adam] I hate the damn church! 59 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:12,860 [audience] Ooooohhhhh! 60 00:03:12,902 --> 00:03:14,153 [Bernie] Potty mouth, young man. 61 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,988 [Adam] Watch your potty mouth, young man. 62 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,115 [audience laughs] 63 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,034 [Adam] And I hate this sweater. 64 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:23,871 [Bernie] Oh, Adam, took me six months to make that. 65 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:24,872 [audience laughs] 66 00:03:24,914 --> 00:03:25,914 [Bernie screams] 67 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:26,916 [vase shatters] 68 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:29,877 - [Bernie groans] - [audience laughs] 69 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:31,837 [Bernie] Oh, gosh. 70 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:33,172 What a mess! 71 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,174 [audience] [in chorus] Oh! Gosh! What! A! Mess! 72 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,925 [cheers] 73 00:03:36,926 --> 00:03:40,846 [Eva] Adam, you know your father is afraid of 74 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:43,182 everything that you throw at him. Right? 75 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:44,475 [Adam] So? 76 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,936 [Eva] So, you're grounded, young man. 77 00:03:47,937 --> 00:03:49,939 Go to your room. 78 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,607 [Adam] Yes, Nintendo! 79 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:55,069 [Eva] And no video games. 80 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:56,236 [Adam] Aaawh. 81 00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:57,946 [audience laughs] 82 00:03:57,947 --> 00:03:59,615 [Bernie] Look out. 83 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,492 Yeah. Whooh. 84 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:05,579 All right. 85 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:08,957 ♪ Come thou Long expected Jesus ♪ 86 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:12,461 [Eva] Bernie, what have I told you about those things? 87 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,046 [Bernie] It's okay, darling. 88 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:15,673 Safety first. 89 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:16,674 [groans] 90 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:19,593 [audience laughs] 91 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:21,971 [Bernie screams] 92 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:26,183 [gentle music plays] 93 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,309 Adam? 94 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:30,729 Hey. 95 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:31,981 [laundry basket thuds] 96 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,293 You know I made this sweater 97 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:37,528 especially for you, right? 98 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,447 [clears throat] 99 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,285 [bed creaks] 100 00:04:45,411 --> 00:04:46,286 [Adam] You know the kids at school, 101 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:48,706 they call me Baby Jesus, Dad. 102 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:49,957 [audience] Awwwww! 103 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:51,719 [Bernie] Is that why you don't want to sing? 104 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:52,710 [Adam] It's 1990. 105 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:55,546 Nobody goes to church anymore, Dad. 106 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:57,840 [Bernie] Well, that's because you guys forgot 107 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:02,511 being a Christian can be kind of c-c-c-c-cool. 108 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,556 Gimme five, duderino! 109 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:07,015 [Adam] You sing like a girl. 110 00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:09,435 [audience] Oooh! 111 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:12,855 [Bernie] What you working on? 112 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:15,649 [Adam] Nothing. Just science stuff. 113 00:05:17,735 --> 00:05:20,529 [Bernie] Hey... Adam. 114 00:05:22,031 --> 00:05:23,741 Come here. 115 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:25,034 Come here. 116 00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:27,036 Come on. 117 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:34,001 Hey, you know who was a great scientist? 118 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:37,171 God. [chuckles] 119 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,131 He created the earth in just six days 120 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:43,302 and then he took Sunday off. It's kind of neat, right? 121 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:48,015 [Adam] What about the theory of evolution? 122 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:49,349 [audience] Oooh! 123 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:53,353 [Bernie] Why don't you put your science away 124 00:05:53,479 --> 00:05:56,356 and go outside and play with your friends? 125 00:05:56,482 --> 00:05:58,067 [Adam] What friends, Dad? 126 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:02,070 [audience] Awwwww! 127 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:04,531 [Bernie] You put this away. 128 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:08,076 This stuff can be really dangerous. 129 00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:11,163 I read a church newsletter about a guy... What? 130 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:13,082 Cheese and rice! 131 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:16,502 Cheese and rice. That's a hot one. 132 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:19,087 Oh, cats and dogs. 133 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:21,215 Honey, get out of the way. I'm on fire. 134 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:23,300 [Eva] Just one minute! I'm working over here... 135 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,803 - [Bernie screams] - [shattering] 136 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:26,804 [Adam chuckles] 137 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:28,305 [Eva] Bernie, what the...? 138 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,225 [audience laughing] 139 00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:36,730 [sitcom theme playing] 140 00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:42,027 [Bernie] Cheese and rice! 141 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:45,114 [audience laughing] 142 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:48,826 [Bernie] Hm, what do you think? 143 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,410 - [Angel barks] - [Bernie] Yeah. 144 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:52,621 You're right, it needs a little bit longer. 145 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,749 [audience laughing] 146 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,674 [Bernie] I'll clean all this up once they kick off. 147 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:05,134 [Eva] Bernie... 148 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,680 I wanted to talk to you about something serious. 149 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:11,265 [Bernie] Oh, sure. 150 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:12,474 Darn it. 151 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:13,600 Oh, it's hot! 152 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:16,103 Hot, hot, hot, hot. 153 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:19,148 - [clanking] - [Bernie groaning] 154 00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:24,403 Help! I can't... 155 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,572 [Eva] How many times have I told you 156 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:29,867 to take off those stupid things? 157 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:36,164 Okay, get my toolbox and turn the water off quickly. 158 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:37,165 [Bernie] I don't know where they... 159 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:39,001 [Eva] In the fuse box. 160 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,169 Go! 161 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,171 [audience laughs] 162 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:44,590 [Bernie] There we go. 163 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:49,094 [audience laughs] 164 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:50,178 [Bernie exhales] 165 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:52,181 [Bernie laughs] 166 00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:55,475 [lever breaks off] 167 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:58,395 [audience laughs] 168 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,190 [doorbell rings] 169 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:03,442 [Eva] Can you find the lever? 170 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:06,069 [Bernie] I... yeah, I got it. 171 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,654 [Eva] Then pull it! 172 00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:10,240 [Bernie] I did. 173 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,951 [audience laughs] 174 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:21,168 - [lever clanks] - [doorbell rings] 175 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,295 [Bernie] What is going on here, young lady? 176 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,213 [Sarah] Ow, Dad! 177 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:27,633 [Bernie] I thought you and your mom talked about this? 178 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:28,967 [doorbell rings] 179 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,093 [audience laughs] 180 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,511 [Sarah] Mom? 181 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:34,097 You mean the woman we see once in a while? 182 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,223 [audience] Ooooohhhhh! 183 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:36,725 [Bernie] That's not nice. 184 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,895 Your mom works hard so we can live in this beautiful house. 185 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,355 [doorbell rings] 186 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,690 [Sarah] Dad, all the other girls in my school 187 00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:45,234 already have boyfriends. 188 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,902 I need this. 189 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:50,364 [Bernie] Bunch of other people... ah, gosh darn. 190 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:52,491 Ah. 191 00:08:52,574 --> 00:09:00,248 Your beauty comes from the inside. 192 00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:03,585 You can find the right one at the right time. 193 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,880 God works in mysterious ways. 194 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:09,925 [distant clatter] 195 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:12,719 [audience laughing] 196 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:16,264 [Bernie] Just look at me and your mom. 197 00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:18,350 We bumped into each other at church camp 198 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:23,021 when Mom was just 26 years old. 199 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,315 I thought heaven was missing an angel. 200 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,483 [audience] Awwwww! 201 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,567 [Bernie kisses frame] 202 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:33,281 I mean, we... we literally bumped into each other, 203 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,283 by the way. I broke Mom's glasses, 204 00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:37,911 and I've had to wear these things ever since. 205 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,287 Excuse me. 206 00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:41,540 [audience laughing] 207 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,291 [Sarah] Eeeww! 208 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:44,543 Gross. 209 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,211 [Bernie] I can't even whistle. 210 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:50,132 [trying to whistle] 211 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:53,010 I can't. I can't do it, no matter how hard I try. 212 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:56,805 [audience laughing] 213 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,019 [Bernie groans] 214 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,939 Take your time, Eager Beaver. 215 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:08,150 [Sarah] Dad, don't call me that. 216 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,609 [Bernie laughing] 217 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:11,735 - [Sarah swallows gum] - [Bernie] Oh, I don't think 218 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,364 swallowing bubblegum is healthy. - [distant rattle] 219 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:15,448 [Bernie] Excuse me. 220 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:18,326 Find out who the heck is that. 221 00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:20,537 On a Sunday. 222 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,620 [Eva] Bernie! 223 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:22,932 [Bernie] Yeah, I'm coming, honey. 224 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,082 Oh. 225 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,422 What can I do you for? 226 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,233 [Dmitri] [with Russian accent] This 24 Lords Way? 227 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,175 [Angel barks] 228 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,342 [Bernie] Oh. Oh, hang on there. 229 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,344 Hey, oh, hang on. 230 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:38,847 Ever since she had a pseudo-pregnancy, 231 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,433 she's overprotective. 232 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,394 Sarah, can you help Daddy, darling? 233 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:47,314 She's had a... she had a hysterectomy, 234 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:49,691 but there we go. - [romantic music playing] 235 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,361 [Bernie] Her body still thinks she can get pregnant. 236 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,822 She even produces milk. It's pretty weird... 237 00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:00,118 [audience] Oooh. 238 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,502 [laughs] 239 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:12,798 [Bernie] So, what can I help you guys with? 240 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:16,384 [Dmitri] My name Dmitri. He's my brother, Igor. 241 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:17,636 My father, Piotr. 242 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,429 [Bernie] Oh, well, howdy, y'all. 243 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:20,722 [Dmitri] Our mom dead. 244 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:21,723 [audience] Oooh. 245 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:22,724 [Bernie] Oh, I'm sorry. 246 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:26,269 [Dmitri] Cancer, in her face. 247 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,622 [Bernie] That's not the good kind. 248 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,439 [chuckles] 249 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:32,400 [Igor] We work to pay a big hospital bill. 250 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:35,404 [Bernie] Yeah, we prefer not to work here 251 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:38,407 on the day of rest. 252 00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,327 Oh, hey. 253 00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:45,664 [laughs] 254 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:46,665 Oh. 255 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,668 Sorry. - [audience] Oooh. 256 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,471 [Dmitri] You call us when you have job, huh? 257 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:52,421 [Bernie] Okay. 258 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,964 [Dmitri] Or when you need advice. 259 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:54,965 No problem. 260 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,276 [Bernie] No. I will... I will call you if I have a job or... 261 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,177 or need advice. 262 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:02,973 [Eva] Bernie! 263 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,350 [Bernie] Cheese and rice, honey. 264 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,438 Oh, hey. 265 00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:11,440 It worked. 266 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,732 [audience laughs] 267 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:13,733 [Bernie] What was it you wanted to 268 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,443 talk to me about, honey? 269 00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,112 [water dripping] 270 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:18,447 [Eva crying] 271 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,449 [audience] Awww. 272 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,327 [Bernie] Hey, you want a hug? 273 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,455 [Eva squeals, cries] 274 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,790 [hits head] - [clanks] 275 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,460 [Eva groaning] 276 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,506 [Bernie] Right there. 277 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,467 Little flag. 278 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:40,966 Got your favorite whistle. 279 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:41,928 [whistle plays] 280 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:44,598 [audience laughs] 281 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,808 [Bernie] Dr. White's on the way. 282 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:52,022 Hey, hey, I might just go and check the water situation. 283 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,023 [Eva] I'll do it. 284 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,941 [strains] - [audience laughs] 285 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,735 [Bernie] It's fine. 286 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,153 Relax. 287 00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,363 Hey, hmft. 288 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,698 Trust me. 289 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,617 Everything going to be just fine. 290 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,994 [audience laughs] 291 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,579 [Bernie] I got your glasses. 292 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,580 Here we go. 293 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,790 I'll put 'em on your little... on your head. 294 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:14,961 [laughs] Here we go. 295 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:17,380 Oh, first down of fun. 296 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,799 [game playing on TV] 297 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,762 [water dripping] 298 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:27,349 [audience laughs] 299 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:33,521 [audience] Awwww. 300 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:35,524 [Bernie] Silly girl, that won't work. 301 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:39,027 [audience laughs] 302 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,030 [Angel barks] 303 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,409 [Bernie] You're right. 304 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,245 Maybe I should. 305 00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:53,959 [phone dialtone] 306 00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:02,092 - [Dmitri] [over phone] Hello. - [Bernie] Hey, Dmitri. 307 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,468 Hi, it's Bernie. 308 00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:04,469 [Dmitri] [over phone] [mumbles] 309 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,553 [Bernie] Want to ask your advice, uh, 310 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:07,639 hang on, Dmitri. - [door bell rings] 311 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,599 [footsteps] 312 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,560 [Dr. White] Oh, hey. 313 00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,104 Dr. White to the rescue. 314 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,564 How you doing? 315 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:18,567 Whoa, go team! 316 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,027 So, how's my favorite patient doing today? 317 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,321 [Bernie] No, no, that's sweet of you, 318 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:26,533 but please, no. Don't come over. I don't... 319 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:27,576 [yelps] - [phone thuds] 320 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,579 [Bernie] No. What got into you, girl? 321 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:36,084 They're good people. They're here to help. 322 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,087 Guys, no working on Sunday. 323 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,214 [Igor] No problem! We fix quick! 324 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,675 [Bernie] Cheese and rice, at least take your shoes off. 325 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,219 [clattering] 326 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:50,890 [Eva] Bernie! Who are...? Oh, I'm gonna get my tools. 327 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,225 [whistle plays] 328 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:56,730 Jesus fucking Christ! You can't do that shit! 329 00:14:56,855 --> 00:15:01,901 Goddamnit! 330 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,611 [Dr. White] Sorry to tell you this, Bernie. 331 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:06,114 Eva's got a serious case of burnout. 332 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,615 [audience] Awww. 333 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,376 [Bernie] What... what exactly does that mean? 334 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:10,618 [Dr. White] Well, for the time being, 335 00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,329 one hundred percent rest. 336 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,873 No more work, no more stimulus. 337 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,082 [Eva] No. No! 338 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:20,295 [Dr. White] And most definitely no excessive noises. 339 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:21,296 [Bernie] I got it. 340 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,672 [Eva] This can't be happening. 341 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,842 My boss is already on my ass! 342 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:29,304 We have that deal we're gonna close with Holland tomorrow, 343 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,639 and I gotta watch my game. 344 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,475 And the damn... 345 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,642 - [Dr. White] Okay. - [Eva] ...faucet. 346 00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:35,643 [groaning] - [Dr. White] Settle down. 347 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:39,064 Settle down. It's okay. 348 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,650 This is why women should stay in the kitchen. 349 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,944 [audience laughs] 350 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:48,656 [Dr. White] Right. Well... good luck, 351 00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:52,077 and remember what I said. One hundred percent rest, okay? 352 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,285 - [Bernie] I got it, Doc. - [Dr. White] You got that? 353 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,954 [Bernie] All under control. 354 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,122 - [claps] - [Bernie groans] 355 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:57,123 [Dr. White] Whoo! 356 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,792 [laughs] - [door closes] 357 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:02,003 [Bernie] Rest up, honey, and I'll call work. 358 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,588 I'll take care of everything. 359 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:04,690 - [huge crash] - [Bernie and Eva gasp] 360 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,924 [Bernie] No. 361 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,634 - [huge crash] - [family frame shatters] 362 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,177 [Bernie] Ooh, ooh. 363 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,347 [suspenseful music playing] 364 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,481 [Bernie] I'mma go see if I can save them apples. 365 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,897 - [Eva cries] - [audience laughs] 366 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,783 [plate clanks] 367 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,910 [Bernie] Oh, gosh. What a mess! 368 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:38,581 [audience] Oh, gosh! What a mess! 369 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,958 [Dmitri] We stopped water... 370 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:43,670 [Bernie] That's great, but this is not what I wanted. 371 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:45,797 [hard slap thrown] 372 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,425 [audience] Ooohh... 373 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,230 [Bernie] Violence is never the answer, sir. 374 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,263 - [hard slap thrown] - [audience] Ooohh... 375 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,557 [Igor] Sorry. 376 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,558 [Bernie] Fine. 377 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,560 [hard slap thrown] 378 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,354 - [Bernie] I can't watch this. - [Igor] I sorry, mister... 379 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:02,772 - [punch thrown] - [body thuds] 380 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:05,734 [door hinges creaks] 381 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,737 [audience cheering] 382 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,950 [Adam] Where are the Twinkles? 383 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,201 [Bernie] Yo... young man. 384 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:20,832 What did your mom tell you about snacks before dinner? 385 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,752 [romantic music playing] 386 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,803 [audience laughs] 387 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,765 [Dmitri] You want? 388 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,851 [Bernie] How are we gonna resolve all this? 389 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,769 [Dmitri] We fix. No problem. 390 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,813 Igor, get jack-hammer! 391 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,774 [Bernie] No, no. Igor, don't get... 392 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,067 [audience laughs] 393 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:52,822 [Bernie] Argh. Okay, fine. You can fix it. 394 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:56,784 Can I ask... can we start tomorrow? 395 00:17:56,785 --> 00:18:00,497 How about we just let it rest for today? 396 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,499 [Dmitri sneezes hard, sniffles] 397 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:05,794 [Bernie breathing rapidly] 398 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:11,841 [voice] [VO] Kill them all. 399 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:14,636 Kill them all. 400 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,805 Kill them all! 401 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:22,435 [Dmitri] Big no. 402 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:25,563 [Bernie] You guys ever heard the story of The Good Samaritan? 403 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:30,652 Tonight, guys, you are my guests. 404 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,338 Put your sleeping bags anywhere in the kitchen, 405 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,531 but please just keep the noise down. 406 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:38,952 My wife, she really, really needs her rest. 407 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,955 [unsettling music playing] 408 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,377 [owl hooting] 409 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:53,550 [Bernie] It's gonna be fine. 410 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:54,842 [Eva] [crying] I just don't want those 411 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,262 communists near my babies. 412 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,848 [Bernie] Come on, it's fine. 413 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:04,602 Listen, they're not bad people. 414 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,062 [Eva cries] 415 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,857 [Bernie] They mean well. 416 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,358 It's gonna be fine. 417 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,820 [Eva] I just don't see you handling everything. 418 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:17,490 [audience] Ooohhh. 419 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,743 [Eva crying] 420 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,539 [audience laughs] 421 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,710 [Bernie] I know what you need. 422 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,796 [romantic music playing] 423 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,132 You need a distraction. 424 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,883 [audience] Ooohhh. 425 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,010 [Bernie] Wow. 426 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,345 You like... - [Eva] No. 427 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,180 [music fades] 428 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:44,892 [audience laughing] 429 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,185 [Bernie] Right. 430 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,106 [groans] 431 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:56,863 I'm so sorry. 432 00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:59,449 [unsettling music playing] 433 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:04,203 [jackhammer pounding] 434 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:13,421 [Eva] Make it stop. 435 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:18,927 [Bernie] Oh. Hey, I guess it stopped. 436 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,928 [jackhammer pounding continues] 437 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,555 [audience laughing] 438 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:25,892 [Eva] Fix it, goddamnit! 439 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,688 [Bernie] Come on, Bernie. You can do this. 440 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:33,858 You can do this. 441 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,277 Oh, Jesus. 442 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,863 Aaah, no! 443 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:39,989 Aah. 444 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,081 [groaning] 445 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:50,959 Guys! 446 00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:55,964 - [jackhammer pounding stops] - [Bernie] Guys! 447 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,886 [audience] Oooohhh. 448 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:05,306 [Bernie] It's two o'clock in the morning. 449 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,725 [Igor] Now's not day of rest anymore. 450 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,937 So, we think we start early and then also finish early. 451 00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,522 Yeah? 452 00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:14,023 [Dmitri] It's good for wife. 453 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,611 [theme music playing] 454 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:20,989 [cock crowing] 455 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,449 [thudding] 456 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:27,870 [audience laughs] 457 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:28,871 - [Bernie] Thank you. - [jackhammer pounding] 458 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,416 ♪ Life is full of surprises ♪ 459 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:34,335 ♪ Each day, something new ♪ - [Bernie] Hey. 460 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,963 ♪ Doing the best we can ♪ 461 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:40,550 ♪ Is all we know how to do ♪ 462 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:48,016 ♪ You and me and the family ♪ - [Piotr] Hey, no touch. 463 00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:50,059 [Bernie] That's fine. 464 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:53,479 [sink separates, thuds] 465 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,029 [Bernie] [into phone] She is very, very sick, sir. 466 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:06,284 You can't just fire her for not coming in. 467 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,661 Oh, you... you can. 468 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,475 [Eva] Did you talk to my boss? 469 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,375 [Bernie] Not yet. 470 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,793 He's been kind of busy. 471 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:19,464 [Igor] You want? 472 00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:23,593 [audience laughs] 473 00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:26,053 ♪ Making our way One step at a time ♪ 474 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:29,057 ♪ Sticking together Right down the line ♪ 475 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:32,059 ♪ Shaking it up, We're living the life ♪ 476 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:35,354 ♪ It's a Krazy House ♪ 477 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,066 ♪ Krazy House ♪ 478 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,901 ♪ It's a Krazy House ♪ 479 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,527 ♪ Our home sweet home ♪ 480 00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:43,821 [Adam coughing] 481 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:46,032 - [loud thud] - [audience] Awwww... 482 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,623 [Bernie] What's going on here? 483 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:57,543 No, I said no more fooling around with this science stuff. 484 00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:04,926 [Igor and Adam chuckling] 485 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,431 [liquid boiling] 486 00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:18,106 [Adam moaning] 487 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:23,986 [alien babbling] 488 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,655 [Adam] Hey. 489 00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:33,037 [Adam laughing] 490 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:44,006 [audience laughing] 491 00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:48,427 [audience woooing] 492 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,139 [gum pops] 493 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,809 [Dmitri] You look more pretty than my niece. 494 00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,686 [audience] Awwww. 495 00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:01,148 ♪ Making our way One step at a time ♪ 496 00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:02,149 ♪ Sticking together ♪ 497 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:03,585 ♪ Right down the line ♪ - [Bernie] Watch out, it's hot! 498 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:06,153 - [Eva] Aaaahhh! - [audience] Oh! 499 00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:11,409 [Eva] Take those fucking things off! 500 00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:15,621 [house shaking] 501 00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:16,622 [audience laughs] 502 00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:18,165 [Eva] Why are those commies still 503 00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:21,294 tearing our house apart, Bernie? 504 00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:22,670 [Dmitri] We follow water pipe. 505 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,256 [Bernie] Oh, they're following the water pipe. 506 00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:27,633 [Dmitri] Almost done. 507 00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:30,887 [Bernie laughs] And they're almost done. 508 00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:33,180 [Eva sobs] 509 00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:35,892 [disturbing music playing] 510 00:24:38,186 --> 00:24:39,437 [Bernie] It's Easter. 511 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,190 Ain't it peaceful? 512 00:24:43,191 --> 00:24:44,400 Hm. 513 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,611 What's that you say? You want a bit of bacon. 514 00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:51,741 Don't... Oh! [laughs] 515 00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:53,534 Where is everybody? 516 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:57,496 Adam, Sarah, breakfast. 517 00:24:57,622 --> 00:24:59,165 Guys? 518 00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:01,208 Cheese and rice. 519 00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:04,211 I did not realize you were making a poopy. 520 00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:07,340 I'll give you a little more privacy. 521 00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:09,300 Aaah. [awkward chuckle] 522 00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:13,221 Adam! Sarah! 523 00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:16,223 [Bernie] We don't wanna be late for church! 524 00:25:16,224 --> 00:25:19,310 And remember to put on your special sweaters. 525 00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:20,311 [door opens] 526 00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:22,438 [Dmitri moaning] 527 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:29,445 [Bernie] Hey, are... are you... are you...? 528 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,531 [Adam and Igor laughing] 529 00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:35,451 [Bernie] Is that reefer? 530 00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:44,001 [Eva] I got this letter in the mail. 531 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:47,922 Says here that I'm fired. 532 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:49,340 [Bernie] I... I just... 533 00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:55,263 I couldn't find the right time to tell you. 534 00:25:56,931 --> 00:25:58,266 I'm so sorry. 535 00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:00,893 [Adam and Igor laughing] 536 00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:06,607 [audience gasps] 537 00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,276 [Adam] What the fuck? 538 00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:19,286 [Dr. White] Open up. There you go. Good girl. 539 00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:21,580 [thudding downstairs] 540 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,000 Yeah. You get some rest. 541 00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:25,293 Come on, lie down. 542 00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:30,381 There you go. 543 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:36,178 I'll just keep this before any more accidents happen. 544 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:40,266 [audience] Awwww... 545 00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:42,226 [Dr. White] Half a pill, once a day. 546 00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:43,269 No more. 547 00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:45,021 This is strong stuff. 548 00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:48,524 And whatever you do, do not mix this with alcohol. 549 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:49,525 [Bernie] Oh, right. 550 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:52,153 Well, Eva doesn't drink, so that's not a problem. 551 00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:54,655 [Dr. White] I've actually done it a couple of times myself, 552 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,032 you know? - [Bernie] Oh! 553 00:26:56,157 --> 00:26:57,634 [Dr. White] It just knocks you out cold. 554 00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:59,660 [both laugh] 555 00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:02,955 [Dr. White] So, remember what I said about the alcohol. 556 00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:05,332 Make sure she gets her rest, okay? 557 00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:07,334 Whatever it takes. 558 00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:09,336 [Bernie] Okay. Well, thank you, Doctor. 559 00:27:09,337 --> 00:27:11,338 Goodbye and God bless. 560 00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:12,798 [Dr. White] You want a hug? 561 00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:14,383 You're getting a hug. 562 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:15,634 There we go. 563 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,636 There we go. 564 00:27:20,348 --> 00:27:21,599 [hard slaps thrown] 565 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:25,019 - [Dr. White] Okay. - [Bernie] Okay. 566 00:27:26,354 --> 00:27:28,898 [door opens, closes] 567 00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:33,611 [hammer pounding] 568 00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:36,322 [Bernie] Guys, Bernie Christian here. 569 00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:44,455 I think it's best if we postpone the whole operation. 570 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,832 It's not you, guys. 571 00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:52,254 My wife, just with the noise and the dust... 572 00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:53,506 [driller thuds] 573 00:27:53,631 --> 00:27:54,882 [Piotr coughing] 574 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,675 [Bernie] Are you all right? 575 00:27:56,801 --> 00:28:00,221 [Piotr coughing hard] 576 00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:08,830 [Bernie] It's with a very heavy heart, guys, 577 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:14,276 that I'm gonna have to ask y'all to leave. 578 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,405 [suspenseful music playing] 579 00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:27,415 [man] [VO] Kill them all. 580 00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:30,084 Kill them all. 581 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,420 Kill them all. 582 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,425 [audience laughing] 583 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:40,491 [Bernie] Did you guys just hear that? 584 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:45,432 One second. 585 00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:49,437 [house shaking] 586 00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:54,567 [Bernie panting] 587 00:29:00,114 --> 00:29:01,449 [shattering] 588 00:29:06,454 --> 00:29:07,913 [man] [VO] Kill them all. 589 00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:13,377 [Bernie] Ow! 590 00:29:13,461 --> 00:29:14,712 [man] [VO] Kill them all. 591 00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:21,469 [Bernie] Heavenly Father, thank You for Your guidance. 592 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:24,221 Forgive me for getting ahead of Your plans. 593 00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:28,767 Help me know when to stop and listen for Your direction... 594 00:29:28,893 --> 00:29:32,730 Ouch! [groaning] 595 00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:35,566 [ethereal music playing] 596 00:29:39,153 --> 00:29:42,364 [Jesus] Bernie Christian. 597 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:44,450 [Bernie] Jesus Christ. 598 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:48,746 How is this even poss... 599 00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:50,331 [Jesus] Speak, my son. 600 00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:55,336 Speak! 601 00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:57,463 [Bernie] Yes, sir. 602 00:29:57,505 --> 00:30:02,510 I'm sorry to ask, but I don't know what to do. 603 00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:05,346 I'm starting to hear all these strange voices inside my head. 604 00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:07,348 [Jesus] Say no more, Bernie Christian. 605 00:30:10,518 --> 00:30:17,399 Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy. 606 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:25,658 [Bernie] Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus. 607 00:30:25,783 --> 00:30:29,370 What I don't understand, though... 608 00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:31,247 Jesus? 609 00:30:31,372 --> 00:30:33,582 Jesus? 610 00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:35,584 Jesus? 611 00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:40,673 [winces] God. 612 00:30:42,633 --> 00:30:43,818 - [Eva] Where are we going? - [Bernie] Here we go. 613 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:46,220 Here we go. - [Eva] Where are you taking me? 614 00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:48,055 [Bernie] Peace and quiet's on the way. 615 00:30:49,682 --> 00:30:51,558 [Eva] What? 616 00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:54,311 No, I don't want to go! 617 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:55,563 [Bernie] Stay calm. 618 00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:56,981 [Sarah] Dad? 619 00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:59,066 Dad? 620 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,443 I don't feel so good. 621 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:02,754 [Adam] Yeah, I think I'm just gonna stay here 622 00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:04,321 and hang out with Igor a little bit. 623 00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:07,074 [Bernie] No, with us out of the way, 624 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:10,786 Piotr and his sons can fix everything that much faster. 625 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,289 The sooner we get back to normal, the better, 626 00:31:13,414 --> 00:31:16,583 so we're gonna go visit Aunt Mary. 627 00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:18,294 Isn't that great? 628 00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:21,672 [Sarah] That's a 14-hour drive, Dad. 629 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:22,673 [Bernie] Well, I think... 630 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:26,260 [Eva] God damn! Fucking Christ! 631 00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:28,595 God fucking damn it! 632 00:31:28,596 --> 00:31:30,306 [Adam] Mom, stop it! Mom! 633 00:31:30,431 --> 00:31:33,434 Hey, look what you're doing, Dad! 634 00:31:33,517 --> 00:31:34,560 Fuck. 635 00:31:34,602 --> 00:31:36,020 [Angel barking] 636 00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:37,605 [Adam] I'm staying, okay. 637 00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:39,607 [Sarah] Dad, what's wrong with me? 638 00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:42,109 [Bernie] I don't know. 639 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:45,321 Guys, us Christians have to stick together. 640 00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:48,324 If we do that, everything's gonna be just fine. 641 00:31:48,449 --> 00:31:50,617 [Officer Jack] Just gonna check on the Christian family. 642 00:31:50,618 --> 00:31:51,618 It's probably nothing. 643 00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:52,703 [Bernie] I promise. 644 00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:54,038 [knocks on door] 645 00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:56,123 [Officer Jack] Hey there, folks. 646 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,292 Lovely weather we're having, don't you think? 647 00:31:58,375 --> 00:31:59,293 [Bernie] Well... 648 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:01,256 [Officer Jack] Is everything going okay in here? 649 00:32:01,337 --> 00:32:02,254 Thought I heard maybe... 650 00:32:02,338 --> 00:32:04,340 - [gun fired] - [Bernie] Ah! 651 00:32:04,465 --> 00:32:06,175 [all gasping] 652 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:07,301 [body thuds] 653 00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:13,098 [Piotr spits] 654 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:17,645 [Bernie mumbles in fear] 655 00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:24,568 [Sarah] He just shot Officer Jack. 656 00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:27,154 [door closes, locks] 657 00:32:30,658 --> 00:32:34,662 [Eva] You were going to move me out of my own house 658 00:32:34,703 --> 00:32:35,996 for a couple of workers? 659 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:39,666 - [Bernie] What, um...? - [Eva] Your sick wife? 660 00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:42,669 How could you fucking do that? 661 00:32:42,670 --> 00:32:43,671 [Piotr] Hey! 662 00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:49,551 Shut up your face. Take tool and work. 663 00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:50,678 [Bernie] Work? 664 00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:54,515 [Piotr] We leave when we find it. 665 00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:56,683 [Bernie] Find... find what? 666 00:32:56,684 --> 00:32:58,310 [Eva] Aah! 667 00:32:58,394 --> 00:33:01,397 - [whacks head with rifle] - [high pitch ringing] 668 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,988 [hammer pounding] 669 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:24,795 [Eva sobbing] 670 00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:28,257 I can't take it anymore. 671 00:33:28,382 --> 00:33:29,818 [Bernie] Just put your shoulder into it, honey. 672 00:33:29,842 --> 00:33:33,178 I'm sure Piotr will find what he needs real soon. 673 00:33:33,262 --> 00:33:40,477 [Eva] No, Bernie. I can't do us anymore. 674 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:42,187 [Bernie] Why...? Why? 675 00:33:43,731 --> 00:33:46,483 [Eva] I don't love you anymore, Bernie. 676 00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:47,735 [gun cocks] 677 00:33:47,818 --> 00:33:50,738 [hammer pounding] 678 00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:57,745 [Sarah retches] 679 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:00,998 I think I'm pregnant. 680 00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:06,670 [stomach growling] 681 00:34:08,756 --> 00:34:13,385 [Dmitri] But... it is not possible. 682 00:34:13,469 --> 00:34:16,430 [Sarah] But I really think so. 683 00:34:23,479 --> 00:34:25,981 [hammer pounding] 684 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,441 - [Bernie] Eve? - [Eva groans] 685 00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:28,859 [Bernie] Eva! 686 00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:31,195 No, no, no, no. 687 00:34:31,278 --> 00:34:34,072 It's fine. It's fine. 688 00:34:34,198 --> 00:34:37,659 She just needs one of these. 689 00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:41,747 - [Piotr] Work! - [Bernie] Sure. 690 00:34:46,877 --> 00:34:48,504 [Piotr] Open. 691 00:34:48,629 --> 00:34:50,798 [Eva moans] 692 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:04,520 [Piotr coughing] 693 00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:08,482 [Eva] Piotr, are you okay? 694 00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:10,818 [Piotr coughing] 695 00:35:12,528 --> 00:35:15,906 [Bernie] Piotr, are you okay? 696 00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,825 - [Eva] What? - [lighter clicks] 697 00:35:18,826 --> 00:35:21,578 [Eva] What, he...? 698 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:24,081 He seemed sick. 699 00:35:27,376 --> 00:35:30,337 [Angel barking] 700 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,341 [Bernie] Angel, no! Angel! 701 00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:36,552 [Piotr] Let him. 702 00:35:36,677 --> 00:35:39,680 [Angel barking in the distance] 703 00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:44,810 [Piotr] Smells. 704 00:35:44,852 --> 00:35:46,287 - [Bernie] Smells what? - [Piotr] Dog. 705 00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:47,580 - [Bernie] Smells... - [Piotr] Dog. 706 00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:48,939 Up. 707 00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:50,524 Biro, up! 708 00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:52,401 Biro! 709 00:35:52,526 --> 00:35:53,694 Up! 710 00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:56,738 [Bernie straining] 711 00:35:58,866 --> 00:36:00,868 - [Piotr] Hey! - [Bernie grunts] 712 00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:03,161 [lashes thrown with belt] 713 00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:04,705 [Piotr] Faster! 714 00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:06,623 - [whipping continues] - [Bernie grunts] 715 00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:10,085 [whipping continues] 716 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,795 [Bernie groans] 717 00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:18,218 Jesus. 718 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,804 Oh, Jesus, thank God. 719 00:36:20,888 --> 00:36:23,098 Thank God, why is all this happening? 720 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,560 [Jesus] The Lord works in mysterious ways, my son. 721 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:29,771 [Bernie] He does. He really does. 722 00:36:31,899 --> 00:36:34,902 Feels like I failed you, 723 00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:38,155 but I thought I did everything right. 724 00:36:38,238 --> 00:36:40,908 I tried to be a good Christian. 725 00:36:40,991 --> 00:36:42,868 I mean, the best. 726 00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:48,624 I put you first even... even before my own family, 727 00:36:48,749 --> 00:36:49,749 if I'm being honest. 728 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:55,464 So, please tell me Lord, why do they suffer so now? 729 00:36:55,589 --> 00:36:59,927 [Jesus] I died for your sins, Bernie Christian. 730 00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:02,220 I am the answer to your problems. 731 00:37:05,349 --> 00:37:10,270 [Bernie] Thank you. Thank you, Jesus. 732 00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:12,940 Who... what was the answer? 733 00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:15,442 [Jesus] I am. 734 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,820 God created me as the answer to all problems. 735 00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:24,284 [Bernie] Oh, right. 736 00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:26,703 [chuckles] 737 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:29,039 [sighs] 738 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,212 I still don't get it. 739 00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:38,256 What do you... what do you mean exactly? 740 00:37:38,382 --> 00:37:41,510 [Jesus] We need to come to the sanctuary of God 741 00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:44,971 to get all of our answers. 742 00:37:44,972 --> 00:37:47,516 Sanctuary of God is in your spirit 743 00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:49,309 and in the church. 744 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:53,313 [Bernie] Right. Yeah, we go there every Sunday. 745 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:56,983 I... I never missed a service before today. 746 00:37:56,984 --> 00:37:59,403 So? [scoffs] 747 00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:01,989 [Jesus] Well, you need to turn to your spirit. 748 00:38:02,072 --> 00:38:04,825 [Bernie] My wife doesn't love me anymore. 749 00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:06,618 My daughter's having premarital sex, 750 00:38:06,702 --> 00:38:11,998 and my son is a junkie. How do you explain that? 751 00:38:11,999 --> 00:38:13,476 [Jesus] You need to turn to your spirit... 752 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,502 [Bernie] Bullshit. 753 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,671 Bullshit! 754 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:20,007 [Jesus] And experience the division... 755 00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:21,008 [Bernie] [interrupts] Can't you just give me 756 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:23,010 a straight goddamn answer? 757 00:38:26,263 --> 00:38:29,266 I didn't mean to say... please don't go, Jesus. 758 00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:30,434 Jesus! - [Piotr] Work! 759 00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:32,686 - [Bernie grunts] - [Piotr] Fuck! 760 00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:35,772 - [doorbell rings] - [siren wailing] 761 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:39,484 [banging on door] 762 00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:47,659 [Adam laughs] 763 00:38:51,038 --> 00:38:53,040 [banging on door] 764 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:56,043 Oh, fuck! [laughs] 765 00:38:58,253 --> 00:39:00,130 [Officer Johnson] Open up. 766 00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:03,008 This is the police. Open up. 767 00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:05,719 [Adam laughing] 768 00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:06,887 [Piotr] Hey. 769 00:39:10,057 --> 00:39:12,100 [Officer Johnson] Open up right now. 770 00:39:12,184 --> 00:39:13,560 Hello? 771 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:16,063 [Igor and Adam laughing] 772 00:39:17,064 --> 00:39:18,982 [Officer Johnson] Okay, last chance. 773 00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:22,694 Open the door and come out with your hands up. 774 00:39:22,778 --> 00:39:24,698 [into radio] This is Officer Johnson checking in. 775 00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:27,407 There's no sign of Officer Jack at the Christians. 776 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:29,910 There's a lot of blood on the front door, 777 00:39:29,993 --> 00:39:31,620 but nobody seems to be home. 778 00:39:31,745 --> 00:39:32,889 We're going to check out the neighborhood. 779 00:39:32,913 --> 00:39:35,081 [Bernie] No! Help us! 780 00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:38,085 - [gun fired] - [Bernie grunts] 781 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,588 [Officer Johnson] Shots fired. Shots fired. 782 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:43,423 I need backup now. 783 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:46,384 [Bernie groaning] 784 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,304 [heavy thuds] 785 00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:52,307 [Piotr] No touch. 786 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,392 [Bernie] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 787 00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:02,293 [Officer Johnson] Is everybody okay in there? 788 00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:03,401 [Bernie] Ow. 789 00:40:05,112 --> 00:40:07,948 [Officer Johnson] I said, is everybody okay in there? 790 00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:09,783 [Bernie groans] 791 00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:10,784 [Officer Johnson] Well, don't worry, 792 00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:11,785 backup is on the way. 793 00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:15,080 [Piotr] Come here, fucking pig! 794 00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:17,183 [Bernie] We're never gonna make it out of here alive. 795 00:40:17,207 --> 00:40:19,000 [Piotr] Shoot you in the vest! 796 00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:21,837 [Bernie] Never, never, never, never, never. 797 00:40:21,962 --> 00:40:23,130 [tablet container pops] 798 00:40:35,851 --> 00:40:37,144 [gun cocks] 799 00:40:39,146 --> 00:40:41,064 [man] [VO] Kill them all. 800 00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:48,613 [tablets clatter] 801 00:40:50,657 --> 00:40:55,036 [Bernie] Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do. 802 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,663 Thank you. 803 00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:59,499 [suspenseful music playing] 804 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:06,840 [cork pops] 805 00:41:10,177 --> 00:41:13,638 [liquor looping] 806 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:19,186 [Piotr] What? Fuck. 807 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,733 [Bernie] I'm sorry, sir. 808 00:41:24,858 --> 00:41:28,403 I'm so sorry, sir. Please. I'm sorry. 809 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:31,072 [Piotr] No touch vodka. 810 00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:38,496 Never. 811 00:41:38,622 --> 00:41:39,748 [kick thrown] 812 00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:42,894 - [Bernie groaning] - [Piotr snoring] 813 00:41:42,918 --> 00:41:45,921 [Bernie groaning] 814 00:42:07,234 --> 00:42:10,570 [floor creaking] 815 00:42:16,952 --> 00:42:18,245 [Bernie strains] 816 00:42:28,797 --> 00:42:31,258 [wood creaks loudly] 817 00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:36,263 [Bernie] Come on. We got to get up. 818 00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:39,516 Here we go. 819 00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:41,268 Come on. Here we go. 820 00:42:44,271 --> 00:42:47,274 [bed rolling] 821 00:42:47,357 --> 00:42:49,359 [table sliding] 822 00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:50,527 Okay. 823 00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:52,028 Okay. 824 00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:54,990 Here we go. [strains] 825 00:42:55,115 --> 00:42:58,201 Why don't you start tying sheets together, okay? 826 00:42:58,285 --> 00:43:01,037 [straining hard] 827 00:43:01,162 --> 00:43:03,164 [clanks] 828 00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:06,292 Oh, gosh darn, that's a splinter. 829 00:43:06,293 --> 00:43:09,421 [Sarah] Dad? What are you doing? 830 00:43:09,546 --> 00:43:12,549 [Adam inhaling rapidly] 831 00:43:14,134 --> 00:43:16,302 [Bernie] I'm getting us out of here, sweetheart. 832 00:43:16,303 --> 00:43:20,640 [groans] That... that's still in there. 833 00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:27,439 [Eva] Um... where are my pills? Has anybody see my pills? 834 00:43:27,564 --> 00:43:29,441 [Bernie] I think you've had enough pills... 835 00:43:29,566 --> 00:43:32,610 [Sarah retches] 836 00:43:32,736 --> 00:43:34,612 Dad, is this normal? 837 00:43:34,738 --> 00:43:36,322 [Bernie] I don't know, sweetheart. 838 00:43:36,323 --> 00:43:37,323 Can you ask Mom? 839 00:43:37,324 --> 00:43:39,576 [Sarah] Mom's not here, Dad. 840 00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:41,745 She's never here, and if I ask you, 841 00:43:41,828 --> 00:43:43,538 you just quote that stupid book. 842 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,331 You guys are useless. 843 00:43:45,332 --> 00:43:47,625 [Bernie] Adam, what's going on here? 844 00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:51,087 [Adam] You don't even care how I feel. 845 00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:54,382 You talk more to Jesus than your own son. 846 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,094 [Bernie] Sweetheart, can you help me? 847 00:43:58,219 --> 00:44:02,432 [Eva] No, goddamnit. Who takes care of all of us? 848 00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:04,350 [Bernie] Oh, well. [scoffs] I think we... 849 00:44:04,351 --> 00:44:05,870 we both have our roles. - [Sarah] I'm gonna see 850 00:44:05,894 --> 00:44:07,062 if Dmitri's okay. 851 00:44:07,187 --> 00:44:09,355 [Bernie] No! Sarah, please. 852 00:44:09,356 --> 00:44:11,358 [shatters and clatters] 853 00:44:11,399 --> 00:44:14,194 Have you guys gone crazy? 854 00:44:17,822 --> 00:44:18,990 Hey. 855 00:44:23,078 --> 00:44:24,079 Don't... 856 00:44:27,207 --> 00:44:28,875 Just give me the pills back. 857 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:31,252 [Eva] Aaah. 858 00:44:31,336 --> 00:44:33,505 [laughing] 859 00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:35,799 [Bernie] Y'all gone crazy? 860 00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:38,635 [hyperventilating] 861 00:44:42,389 --> 00:44:45,392 [Bernie peeing] 862 00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:48,812 [Bernie moans] 863 00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:55,401 [low voice] Kill them all. 864 00:44:55,402 --> 00:44:56,629 [normal voice] This is not how you were raised, 865 00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:58,154 Bernie Christian. 866 00:44:58,279 --> 00:44:59,531 [low voice] Kill them all. 867 00:44:59,656 --> 00:45:01,407 [normal voice] Let all bitterness and wrath 868 00:45:01,408 --> 00:45:02,867 and anger be set aside. 869 00:45:02,951 --> 00:45:03,991 [low voice] Kill them all. 870 00:45:04,077 --> 00:45:05,411 [normal voice] Be kind to one another. 871 00:45:05,412 --> 00:45:06,412 [low voice] Kill them all. 872 00:45:06,413 --> 00:45:07,413 [normal voice] Tenderhearted. 873 00:45:07,414 --> 00:45:08,665 [low voice] Kill them all. 874 00:45:08,748 --> 00:45:09,666 [normal voice] Forgiving. 875 00:45:09,749 --> 00:45:11,042 [low voice] Kill them all. 876 00:45:11,126 --> 00:45:15,171 [normal voice] As God in Christ forgave you. 877 00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:33,565 [Bernie] Piotr. 878 00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:35,400 I forgive you. 879 00:45:35,442 --> 00:45:36,401 [hits head with a rifle] 880 00:45:36,443 --> 00:45:39,446 [brooding music playing] 881 00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:47,454 [Bernie groaning] 882 00:45:47,495 --> 00:45:50,498 [brooding music continues] 883 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:22,780 [song playing] 884 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:37,188 [song playing] 885 00:47:58,001 --> 00:48:00,044 [Adam] Igor, I... I wasn't... 886 00:48:00,128 --> 00:48:01,588 - [slap thrown] - [clanking] 887 00:48:03,673 --> 00:48:05,466 [Piotr] You must give son, 888 00:48:07,427 --> 00:48:08,595 not fuck son. 889 00:48:11,598 --> 00:48:13,057 [spits] 890 00:48:19,439 --> 00:48:22,442 [Angel barking] 891 00:48:29,616 --> 00:48:30,950 Come. 892 00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:33,077 [intense music playing] 893 00:48:34,621 --> 00:48:37,624 [hammer pounding] 894 00:48:46,674 --> 00:48:49,177 [Angel barking] 895 00:48:53,473 --> 00:48:55,350 [Bernie] That's a good girl. 896 00:48:55,475 --> 00:48:59,896 That's a good dog. 897 00:48:59,979 --> 00:49:01,272 [Piotr] Just rat? 898 00:49:01,356 --> 00:49:03,274 [Bernie] Just a rat. 899 00:49:05,652 --> 00:49:06,569 [Bernie] No! 900 00:49:06,653 --> 00:49:07,653 [gun fired] 901 00:49:07,654 --> 00:49:09,572 [Bernie crying hard] 902 00:49:09,656 --> 00:49:12,617 [emotional music playing] 903 00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:37,350 [siren wailing, helicopter flying] 904 00:49:37,433 --> 00:49:38,744 [Agent Janssen] [over megaphone] This is the F.B.I. 905 00:49:38,768 --> 00:49:41,646 Open up, asshole! 906 00:49:41,688 --> 00:49:42,730 [Eva groans] 907 00:49:42,814 --> 00:49:44,982 [Piotr] Fuck, F.B.I.! 908 00:49:45,108 --> 00:49:48,653 Go, or I shoot this mother bitch in face! 909 00:49:48,695 --> 00:49:51,698 [Dmitri] Suck dick, fucking sons of fucks! 910 00:49:51,781 --> 00:49:53,700 [rapid gunfire] 911 00:49:53,741 --> 00:49:54,927 [Agent Janssen] [over megaphone] Take cover! Take cover! 912 00:49:54,951 --> 00:49:57,328 [Dmitri] My father not go back jail! 913 00:49:58,579 --> 00:49:59,598 The same Russian steel, Dmitri. 914 00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:00,706 [Agent Janssen] [over megaphone] Stay calm, guys. 915 00:50:00,707 --> 00:50:03,209 We're just here to help. Is anyone hurt? 916 00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:06,712 [Piotr] I let hostage go, you give airplane Russia! 917 00:50:06,713 --> 00:50:07,898 [Agent Janssen] [over megaphone] Stay calm. 918 00:50:07,922 --> 00:50:11,134 [Piotr] If no, I shoot hostage dead. 919 00:50:11,217 --> 00:50:12,635 I start with this whore. 920 00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:13,636 [Agent Janssen] [over megaphone] No, guys. 921 00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:14,637 [rapid gunfire] 922 00:50:14,721 --> 00:50:15,739 [Agent Janssen] [over megaphone] Take cover! 923 00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:19,725 Hold your fire. Stay calm in there, guys. 924 00:50:19,726 --> 00:50:24,063 [Piotr] You have one hour, asshole guy! 925 00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:25,648 [Eva] You're leaving? 926 00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:28,735 - [punch thrown] - [Eva groaning] 927 00:50:28,818 --> 00:50:31,612 [Piotr] Shut face, dirty slut. 928 00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:36,200 We go back to motherland. With the whole family. 929 00:50:37,744 --> 00:50:40,747 [Piotr coughing] 930 00:50:47,462 --> 00:50:50,381 [rapid gunfire] 931 00:51:01,768 --> 00:51:03,811 [Eva] I love you. So, I wanna come with you. 932 00:51:05,772 --> 00:51:09,650 [Bernie sobbing] 933 00:51:09,734 --> 00:51:10,777 [Bernie] No! 934 00:51:11,903 --> 00:51:13,070 [siren wailing outside] 935 00:51:13,196 --> 00:51:14,530 [Igor] Adam? 936 00:51:28,836 --> 00:51:31,839 [emotional music playing] 937 00:51:38,679 --> 00:51:41,265 - [Piotr] Igor? - [gun fired] 938 00:51:51,901 --> 00:51:53,820 [door opens] 939 00:51:57,031 --> 00:52:00,076 [Adam] Fuck! Fuck! 940 00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:02,912 Fuck, go on. Go on. 941 00:52:03,037 --> 00:52:05,248 Please, go on. 942 00:52:05,331 --> 00:52:09,836 Fuck, fuck. Fuck! Come on. 943 00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:11,128 [Igor] Hey. 944 00:52:11,254 --> 00:52:14,257 [Adam panting] 945 00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:21,305 Why do you listen to your dad? 946 00:52:21,389 --> 00:52:22,932 He hates you, man. 947 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:29,939 [Igor] I sorry I kiss you. 948 00:52:30,064 --> 00:52:31,774 I think we have something special 949 00:52:31,858 --> 00:52:33,484 after we smoked high together. 950 00:52:34,527 --> 00:52:37,780 [Adam] Oh, fuck. [coughs] 951 00:52:37,864 --> 00:52:40,867 [groaning] 952 00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:45,538 That's okay... I was... 953 00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:48,374 I was just looking for something else, you know. 954 00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:51,502 [panting] 955 00:52:54,881 --> 00:52:57,216 When's the alien coming back? 956 00:52:57,341 --> 00:52:58,926 [groans] 957 00:53:05,641 --> 00:53:08,561 [Igor] He never come back. 958 00:53:08,644 --> 00:53:15,901 I only saw him one time. First time I got high. 959 00:53:15,902 --> 00:53:19,405 He never come back. I sorry. 960 00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:20,907 [Adam] No. 961 00:53:24,911 --> 00:53:26,954 [sobs] No. 962 00:53:45,014 --> 00:53:48,851 [Igor] I just want to make Papa proud. 963 00:53:48,935 --> 00:53:52,688 I just want to make Papa proud. 964 00:53:52,813 --> 00:53:55,399 I can't. 965 00:53:55,483 --> 00:53:58,027 [gun fired] 966 00:53:58,152 --> 00:53:59,153 [Eva] [muffled groan] 967 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,247 [Eva groans] 968 00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:14,168 [Bernie] You commie son of a bitch. 969 00:54:17,672 --> 00:54:18,965 [Piotr] Ah. 970 00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:23,010 [Angel's body thuds] 971 00:54:32,019 --> 00:54:33,062 [Piotr spits] 972 00:54:47,451 --> 00:54:50,454 [rapid gunfire, siren wailing] 973 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,549 [tires screeching] 974 00:55:02,550 --> 00:55:03,759 [car window shatters] 975 00:55:04,927 --> 00:55:05,928 [Nadia groans] 976 00:55:09,932 --> 00:55:12,935 [Nadia grunting] 977 00:55:14,729 --> 00:55:16,272 [baby crying] 978 00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:32,997 [siren wailing] 979 00:55:36,042 --> 00:55:38,044 [baby crying] 980 00:55:39,462 --> 00:55:41,505 [Piotr] Aah! 981 00:55:44,759 --> 00:55:47,762 [siren wailing] 982 00:55:50,056 --> 00:55:52,058 [tires screeching] 983 00:55:52,099 --> 00:55:55,102 [siren wailing] 984 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,363 [car door opens, closes] 985 00:56:13,079 --> 00:56:14,914 Ah. 986 00:56:22,171 --> 00:56:24,006 [car door opens, closes] 987 00:56:34,225 --> 00:56:35,768 [rapid gunfire] 988 00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:40,147 [siren wailing] 989 00:56:55,538 --> 00:56:58,541 [siren wailing] 990 00:57:03,212 --> 00:57:04,880 [pounding] 991 00:57:11,095 --> 00:57:12,555 [Agent Janssen] Hands up, asshole! 992 00:57:12,638 --> 00:57:13,556 She's dead. 993 00:57:13,639 --> 00:57:15,432 [Piotr] No, you fuck! 994 00:57:15,558 --> 00:57:16,809 [Agent Janssen] Look at me. 995 00:57:16,892 --> 00:57:18,144 Fucking look at me! 996 00:57:20,563 --> 00:57:22,398 You know the cop you just killed? 997 00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:23,899 He was my partner. 998 00:57:24,024 --> 00:57:27,153 [Piotr] All pigs deserve to die. 999 00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:28,154 [Agent Janssen] You fuck! 1000 00:57:28,195 --> 00:57:29,363 [police officer] Janssen? No! 1001 00:57:30,364 --> 00:57:32,134 [Agent Janssen] You communist cop killer fuck! 1002 00:57:32,158 --> 00:57:33,677 [police officer] No, he's not worth it! 1003 00:57:33,701 --> 00:57:34,970 [Agent Janssen] He fucking killed Winslow! 1004 00:57:34,994 --> 00:57:36,161 [police officer] He's not worth it! 1005 00:57:36,162 --> 00:57:37,597 [Agent Janssen] I'll be waiting for you. 1006 00:57:37,621 --> 00:57:39,165 I fucking promise! 1007 00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:41,709 [Piotr laughing maniacally] 1008 00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:32,301 [Bernie groans] 1009 00:58:46,899 --> 00:58:49,485 [Piotr laughing] 1010 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:05,251 [Piotr sighs] 1011 00:59:15,261 --> 00:59:16,971 [Bernie] You sick fuck. 1012 00:59:20,266 --> 00:59:23,978 [Piotr] Nadia must be not alone in cemetery. 1013 00:59:24,103 --> 00:59:26,188 Family be together. 1014 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:30,567 [emotional music playing] 1015 00:59:45,291 --> 00:59:47,042 [rubble bag rips off] 1016 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:54,174 [Piotr] Nadia. 1017 00:59:58,304 --> 01:00:00,306 [Eva moaning] 1018 01:00:04,310 --> 01:00:07,313 [woman vocalizing] 1019 01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:41,221 [moaning, kissing] 1020 01:00:57,363 --> 01:01:00,115 [Bernie] Eve? Darling? 1021 01:01:03,619 --> 01:01:05,788 Eve! 1022 01:01:05,871 --> 01:01:08,248 [moaning] 1023 01:01:10,376 --> 01:01:12,211 - [Sarah] Mom? - [Dmitri] Shut up, woman! 1024 01:01:12,294 --> 01:01:13,494 - [slaps hard] - [Sarah groans] 1025 01:01:15,381 --> 01:01:18,384 [Piotr and Eva moaning] 1026 01:01:20,344 --> 01:01:21,678 [Bernie] Oh! 1027 01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:24,390 Eve, no! 1028 01:01:24,431 --> 01:01:26,391 [Eva] No! Stop! 1029 01:01:26,392 --> 01:01:27,935 - [Bernie] No! - [Eva] Piotr, no! Ow! 1030 01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:29,394 - [Bernie] Eve! - [Eva] Bernie! 1031 01:01:29,395 --> 01:01:30,938 Bernie! 1032 01:01:31,063 --> 01:01:32,397 No! 1033 01:01:32,398 --> 01:01:33,899 - [Piotr strains] - [Eva groans] 1034 01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:36,318 Piotr, stop! 1035 01:01:36,402 --> 01:01:38,904 [Bernie] [screams angrily] 1036 01:01:47,955 --> 01:01:50,874 [panting] 1037 01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:52,292 It's all right. 1038 01:01:56,463 --> 01:01:58,757 I get it. 1039 01:01:58,882 --> 01:02:02,094 You can only do so much, right? 1040 01:02:02,177 --> 01:02:03,428 Right? 1041 01:02:03,429 --> 01:02:06,306 [Jesus] Ah, yes. 1042 01:02:11,145 --> 01:02:14,064 [Bernie] I devoted my whole life to you. 1043 01:02:14,148 --> 01:02:15,458 - [Jesus] I know. - [Bernie chuckles] 1044 01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:19,361 I... sure... I... maybe I took it a little bit too far 1045 01:02:19,445 --> 01:02:21,905 once or twice but... 1046 01:02:21,989 --> 01:02:24,408 I needed you to stay sane. 1047 01:02:25,451 --> 01:02:28,495 You get that, right? 1048 01:02:28,579 --> 01:02:31,081 [Jesus] There's so many of you. 1049 01:02:31,165 --> 01:02:33,083 Don't get me wrong, I appreciate each and every 1050 01:02:33,167 --> 01:02:35,127 single one of you, but I can't... 1051 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:36,521 [Bernie] [interrupts] Can't do everything for everyone. 1052 01:02:36,545 --> 01:02:39,464 Yeah. I mean, I get it. I get that. 1053 01:02:39,465 --> 01:02:42,217 That'd be crazy. 1054 01:02:42,342 --> 01:02:43,927 You're not Santa Claus. 1055 01:02:46,513 --> 01:02:49,308 You guys got a lot on your plate with... 1056 01:02:49,391 --> 01:02:55,397 birth control and homosexuals. Pedophiles. 1057 01:02:55,481 --> 01:02:58,483 [Jesus] Yes, absolutely. 1058 01:02:58,484 --> 01:03:00,152 There is a lot to unpack there. 1059 01:03:00,235 --> 01:03:01,987 [Bernie] There is a lot to unpack. 1060 01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:03,363 [Jesus] Yes. 1061 01:03:03,447 --> 01:03:05,490 [Bernie] There's a lot to unpack. 1062 01:03:05,491 --> 01:03:06,491 [Jesus] I'm working it. 1063 01:03:06,492 --> 01:03:07,576 I'm doing my best, son. 1064 01:03:07,701 --> 01:03:10,412 [Bernie] And that's all a man can do. 1065 01:03:10,496 --> 01:03:13,040 That's all a man can do. 1066 01:03:13,165 --> 01:03:15,626 [Jesus] Amen, right. 1067 01:03:15,751 --> 01:03:19,588 [Bernie] [sighs] Amen. 1068 01:03:22,508 --> 01:03:28,514 I wanna thank you for giving me a little bit of time on my own. 1069 01:03:28,555 --> 01:03:32,017 I needed some time to think, just to work a few things out, 1070 01:03:32,142 --> 01:03:34,603 so thank you, Jesus. 1071 01:03:37,022 --> 01:03:39,942 [Jesus] Nah. No, don't thank me. 1072 01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:44,279 I'm... I'm sorry. 1073 01:03:44,404 --> 01:03:45,864 I should have been there for you, 1074 01:03:45,989 --> 01:03:47,824 and I hope you can forgive me for that. 1075 01:03:52,955 --> 01:03:56,625 [Bernie] Hey, I forgive you. 1076 01:03:59,545 --> 01:04:01,088 [Jesus] Thank you, Bernie. 1077 01:04:01,213 --> 01:04:02,548 [Bernie] You're welcome. 1078 01:04:05,259 --> 01:04:10,013 Hey, you gonna use your magic... [laughs] 1079 01:04:10,097 --> 01:04:12,099 Help me off of this thing. 1080 01:04:12,224 --> 01:04:14,184 [Jesus] Yeah, that's right. You know, trust me, 1081 01:04:14,268 --> 01:04:16,162 it's bad for your lower back after a little while. 1082 01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:17,563 You wanna be... - [Bernie] Ah! 1083 01:04:17,604 --> 01:04:19,398 Ah!! 1084 01:04:25,904 --> 01:04:28,574 [Jesus screaming in pain] 1085 01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:31,201 [Bernie] Fuck you, Jesus Christ. 1086 01:04:32,244 --> 01:04:34,788 [Eva] No. No! 1087 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:37,249 [groaning] 1088 01:04:37,332 --> 01:04:40,460 [Bernie] Kill them all. 1089 01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:43,672 Kill them all. 1090 01:04:43,797 --> 01:04:47,301 Kill... them... all. 1091 01:04:47,426 --> 01:04:48,885 [grunting] 1092 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:51,638 [nails clank] 1093 01:04:51,722 --> 01:04:53,724 [Eva] No! No! 1094 01:04:55,601 --> 01:04:57,019 [Piotr grunting] 1095 01:04:57,102 --> 01:04:58,020 [Piotr screaming] 1096 01:04:58,103 --> 01:04:59,479 [face sizzles] 1097 01:05:07,029 --> 01:05:08,530 [strikes mop] 1098 01:05:16,538 --> 01:05:17,873 [Bernie] Hello, love. 1099 01:05:17,956 --> 01:05:20,292 [Eva] Hi, Bernie. 1100 01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:21,695 - [cloth ripped off] - [Eva moans] 1101 01:05:24,463 --> 01:05:25,589 [glass shatters] 1102 01:05:25,631 --> 01:05:26,673 [Eva] Shit! 1103 01:05:29,384 --> 01:05:31,053 [Bernie] You little prick. 1104 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,098 [gun cocks] 1105 01:05:35,182 --> 01:05:38,185 [both grunting] 1106 01:05:44,358 --> 01:05:46,318 [gun fired] 1107 01:05:46,401 --> 01:05:48,278 [Piotr] No! 1108 01:05:48,362 --> 01:05:49,905 [thuds] 1109 01:05:51,365 --> 01:05:54,368 [tense music] 1110 01:05:58,121 --> 01:05:59,206 [gun fired] 1111 01:05:59,331 --> 01:06:00,665 [grunting] 1112 01:06:00,666 --> 01:06:01,667 [blood splatters] 1113 01:06:03,669 --> 01:06:05,671 [bottle shattering] 1114 01:06:12,386 --> 01:06:14,638 [Agent Janssen] [over megaphone] Are the hostages okay? 1115 01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:16,556 Are the hostages okay? 1116 01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,184 Does anyone need medical attention? 1117 01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:20,685 [Piotr] Medical attention, no. 1118 01:06:20,686 --> 01:06:22,413 [Agent Janssen] [over megaphone] All right, stay calm. 1119 01:06:22,437 --> 01:06:23,730 Stay calm. We've got it. 1120 01:06:23,814 --> 01:06:26,650 There's an unmarked car for you in the driveway. 1121 01:06:26,692 --> 01:06:30,195 The tank is full, and we already notified the airport. 1122 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,447 [Piotr] And airplane? Asshole guy? 1123 01:06:32,572 --> 01:06:35,117 [Agent Janssen] [over megaphone] Working on it, as we speak. 1124 01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:39,705 All right, guys, what do you think? 1125 01:06:39,788 --> 01:06:40,788 What do you think? 1126 01:06:40,831 --> 01:06:42,707 [Dmitri] We hear you fuckers! 1127 01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:45,210 We go outside! You go back! 1128 01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:48,380 [Piotr] Hey, you, come with us. 1129 01:06:48,463 --> 01:06:50,632 - [gun cocks] - [Dmitri] Go! Go! 1130 01:06:51,675 --> 01:06:52,718 - Go! - [Eva] Why? 1131 01:06:52,759 --> 01:06:55,595 Why do you need us to come? You already have what you want. 1132 01:06:55,679 --> 01:06:57,723 [Dmitri] You think we trust asshole FBI. 1133 01:06:57,764 --> 01:06:59,474 Of course not, stupid. 1134 01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:01,184 You are insurance. 1135 01:07:01,268 --> 01:07:02,602 Let's go, Momma. 1136 01:07:05,147 --> 01:07:06,189 Go! 1137 01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:11,611 We're going. 1138 01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:14,698 [Igor crying] 1139 01:07:17,868 --> 01:07:19,429 [Piotr] Ah, shut the fuck up in the face. 1140 01:07:19,453 --> 01:07:20,453 We go. We go. 1141 01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,376 [Eva] [crying angrily] No, no! 1142 01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:27,620 - [Sarah] No, Mom! - [Eva] No! 1143 01:07:38,305 --> 01:07:39,973 [Piotr] Fuck! 1144 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,641 [Eva squeals] 1145 01:07:41,725 --> 01:07:42,809 [Piotr] You want stay? 1146 01:07:42,893 --> 01:07:44,853 You can stay. No problem. 1147 01:07:44,978 --> 01:07:46,605 Forever. 1148 01:07:46,688 --> 01:07:47,957 - [gun cocks] - [Dmitri] Papa, no. 1149 01:07:47,981 --> 01:07:49,274 [Bernie whistles] 1150 01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:52,277 He's right. 1151 01:07:55,864 --> 01:08:00,785 My family is staying right the fuck where they are. 1152 01:08:00,786 --> 01:08:03,789 [game theme music plays] 1153 01:08:04,790 --> 01:08:07,792 [flame crackles] 1154 01:08:07,793 --> 01:08:09,794 [ethereal choral singing] 1155 01:08:09,795 --> 01:08:11,797 [Piotr] Noooo! 1156 01:08:30,816 --> 01:08:31,817 [gun fired] 1157 01:08:33,819 --> 01:08:35,237 [bullet ricochets] 1158 01:08:39,574 --> 01:08:42,118 [punch thrown] 1159 01:08:42,244 --> 01:08:43,245 [body thuds] 1160 01:08:44,246 --> 01:08:45,705 [gun cocks] 1161 01:08:48,834 --> 01:08:49,835 [gun fired] 1162 01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:55,924 [Dmitri groans] 1163 01:08:56,049 --> 01:08:57,342 [body thuds] 1164 01:08:57,467 --> 01:09:00,470 [ethereal choral singing continues] 1165 01:09:27,205 --> 01:09:28,915 [Bernie] Scieeeeence Mothafuckaaaaas! 1166 01:09:28,999 --> 01:09:32,127 [loud explosion, glass shatters] 1167 01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:47,392 [Eva groaning] 1168 01:09:49,978 --> 01:09:52,981 [coughing] 1169 01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:05,535 - [distant thud] - [Eva gasps] 1170 01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:14,878 [flames crackling] 1171 01:10:21,801 --> 01:10:24,804 [straining, groaning] 1172 01:10:29,935 --> 01:10:31,936 [Sarah] Mom. 1173 01:10:31,937 --> 01:10:33,980 [sobs] 1174 01:10:34,064 --> 01:10:35,607 [Eva] Hi, baby. 1175 01:10:36,858 --> 01:10:39,861 [Adam coughing] 1176 01:10:46,409 --> 01:10:48,703 [Eva] Baby. Baby. 1177 01:10:50,830 --> 01:10:53,708 [Adam] He's dead. He's dead. 1178 01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:55,585 Dad's dead. 1179 01:10:55,669 --> 01:10:57,671 [crying] 1180 01:11:01,967 --> 01:11:04,970 [Eva] He died for our sins. 1181 01:11:06,805 --> 01:11:08,014 [Adam] We gotta go. 1182 01:11:09,891 --> 01:11:10,809 We have to get out of here. 1183 01:11:10,892 --> 01:11:11,810 [Sarah] Yeah. 1184 01:11:11,893 --> 01:11:13,733 [Adam] That's what he would've wanted. Come on. 1185 01:11:14,187 --> 01:11:16,690 [Eva sobbing] 1186 01:11:17,732 --> 01:11:19,293 - [gun cocks] - [FBI Agent 1] Christians, 1187 01:11:19,317 --> 01:11:20,819 we're here to get you out. 1188 01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:23,988 Come over here, please. 1189 01:11:23,989 --> 01:11:25,990 [Sarah] Look. 1190 01:11:25,991 --> 01:11:27,993 Mom. 1191 01:11:28,034 --> 01:11:30,954 It's over. It's all over. 1192 01:11:30,996 --> 01:11:33,957 [Eva sobbing] 1193 01:11:33,999 --> 01:11:35,000 Come. 1194 01:11:35,083 --> 01:11:36,418 - [gun cocks] - [Eva gasps] 1195 01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:41,006 [FBI Agent 1] Calm down, sir. 1196 01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:42,465 Let the hostages go. 1197 01:11:42,549 --> 01:11:44,009 [Piotr] Fuck you! 1198 01:11:44,092 --> 01:11:45,092 The fuck. 1199 01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:05,989 [Dmitri] They're too many. 1200 01:12:18,043 --> 01:12:20,336 [FBI Agent 1] Don't do it, sir. 1201 01:12:23,048 --> 01:12:26,051 [sliding stone rolling] 1202 01:12:30,055 --> 01:12:31,514 [Eva] Bernard. 1203 01:12:31,598 --> 01:12:33,266 [Bernie] Let it be known on this day, 1204 01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:37,353 Bernie Christian rose from the fucking dead. 1205 01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:40,690 It's Easter, motherfuckers. 1206 01:12:40,774 --> 01:12:43,276 And I'm the motherfucking Easter Bunny. 1207 01:12:45,070 --> 01:12:49,073 Now get the fuck out of my house! 1208 01:12:49,074 --> 01:12:52,118 [Piotr] You destroy me family, you motherfuck! 1209 01:12:52,202 --> 01:12:53,119 - [gun fired] - [FBI agent groans] 1210 01:12:53,203 --> 01:12:55,079 [FBI Agent 2] Shots fired! Shots fired! 1211 01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:56,080 - [rapid gunfire] - [FBI Agent 2] Take cover! 1212 01:12:56,081 --> 01:12:57,082 Man down. 1213 01:12:57,123 --> 01:13:00,126 [rapid gunfire, bullets ricocheting] 1214 01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:15,517 [Dmitri] Papa. 1215 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:18,019 [rapid gunfire] 1216 01:13:18,103 --> 01:13:19,562 [Bernie] Aaaahhh! 1217 01:13:19,646 --> 01:13:22,649 [rapid gunfire continues] 1218 01:13:28,154 --> 01:13:29,114 [FBI agent groans] 1219 01:13:29,155 --> 01:13:32,158 [rapid gunfire continues] 1220 01:13:38,164 --> 01:13:39,332 [Eva] Help! 1221 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:42,418 [rapid gunfire continues] 1222 01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:51,761 [audience screaming in panic] 1223 01:13:57,183 --> 01:13:58,184 [FBI agent groans] 1224 01:13:59,185 --> 01:14:02,188 [rapid gunfire continues] 1225 01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:25,128 [Dmitri panting] 1226 01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:46,649 [melancholic choral music] 1227 01:14:48,193 --> 01:14:51,196 [rapid gunfire continues] 1228 01:14:52,197 --> 01:14:54,032 [FBI Agent grunts] 1229 01:14:54,115 --> 01:14:55,158 [bullets clank] 1230 01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:57,160 [rapid gunfire continues] 1231 01:14:57,202 --> 01:14:59,829 [FBI Agent grunts] 1232 01:15:10,548 --> 01:15:11,883 [rifle thuds] 1233 01:15:18,223 --> 01:15:20,850 [slap thrown] 1234 01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:47,252 [Agent Janssen] Easy there, Piotr. 1235 01:15:49,921 --> 01:15:53,383 I've waited such a long time for this. 1236 01:15:53,508 --> 01:15:56,928 By escaping prison, you made it so much easier for me. 1237 01:15:58,805 --> 01:16:00,098 'Cause here you are. 1238 01:16:02,016 --> 01:16:03,226 So, thanks. 1239 01:16:07,272 --> 01:16:08,231 [Agent Janssen] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1240 01:16:08,273 --> 01:16:10,274 I've killed your wife. 1241 01:16:10,275 --> 01:16:12,026 Comes with the territory, right? 1242 01:16:13,820 --> 01:16:16,114 But Officer Winslow was a good man. 1243 01:16:17,282 --> 01:16:19,617 True American. 1244 01:16:19,742 --> 01:16:21,828 Real family man, you know. 1245 01:16:21,953 --> 01:16:24,956 With such a cheerful wife. 1246 01:16:26,958 --> 01:16:30,044 She blamed me for his death. 1247 01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:32,797 And she was right. 1248 01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:36,050 I should have protected him. 1249 01:16:36,175 --> 01:16:38,845 He was my partner. 1250 01:16:38,970 --> 01:16:41,305 My best friend. 1251 01:16:41,306 --> 01:16:42,307 My family. 1252 01:16:42,390 --> 01:16:44,642 [Piotr] It's not my problem. 1253 01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:46,447 [Agent Janssen] No, you're right, it's not. 1254 01:16:48,813 --> 01:16:52,775 I'm just here to keep my promise. 1255 01:16:52,859 --> 01:16:55,611 And what do you know, no more colleagues left to stop me... 1256 01:16:55,737 --> 01:16:58,322 [rapid gunfire] 1257 01:16:58,323 --> 01:17:00,575 [body thuds] 1258 01:17:00,658 --> 01:17:04,329 [Bernie] I don't think the police can help. 1259 01:17:04,370 --> 01:17:07,623 This is a family matter. 1260 01:17:07,749 --> 01:17:10,585 Down. 1261 01:17:10,668 --> 01:17:12,045 [Piotr] Fuck you. 1262 01:17:12,170 --> 01:17:14,339 - [Bernie laughs] - [rapid gunfire] 1263 01:17:14,422 --> 01:17:16,382 [Piotr groaning] 1264 01:17:30,355 --> 01:17:33,274 [Piotr] Only couple weeks left. 1265 01:17:33,358 --> 01:17:36,361 No doctor, no can help. 1266 01:17:36,444 --> 01:17:40,364 Only wanted to die motherland. 1267 01:17:40,365 --> 01:17:42,575 The rest of family grave. 1268 01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:46,662 There's all family together. 1269 01:17:49,248 --> 01:17:51,125 [Bernie] Oh. 1270 01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:52,251 [gun cocks] 1271 01:17:53,378 --> 01:17:55,296 [Piotr moaning] 1272 01:17:57,882 --> 01:18:00,885 [mumbling in Russian] 1273 01:18:10,728 --> 01:18:12,230 [Bernie blows off dust] 1274 01:18:15,274 --> 01:18:16,692 Hello. [laughs] 1275 01:18:20,405 --> 01:18:21,656 See you around, buddy. 1276 01:18:23,533 --> 01:18:25,284 What's that you say? 1277 01:18:25,368 --> 01:18:28,413 You missed him. [laughs] 1278 01:18:28,454 --> 01:18:30,164 [Piotr] No, no. 1279 01:18:30,289 --> 01:18:32,125 Bernard, no. 1280 01:18:32,250 --> 01:18:33,918 No. Bernard. - [Bernie] Here we go. 1281 01:18:34,043 --> 01:18:37,046 [Piotr] No. [grunting in pain] 1282 01:18:48,099 --> 01:18:49,100 [Bernie moaning] 1283 01:18:50,435 --> 01:18:53,521 [Eva] So sorry for everything, honey. 1284 01:18:53,646 --> 01:18:55,106 [Bernie] Oh. 1285 01:18:55,189 --> 01:18:57,316 I'm sorry too, darling. 1286 01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,444 I love you. [chuckles] 1287 01:19:00,445 --> 01:19:03,448 [Piotr groans] 1288 01:19:07,577 --> 01:19:08,578 [Igor groaning] 1289 01:19:12,582 --> 01:19:14,333 [Piotr grunting in pain] 1290 01:19:18,421 --> 01:19:20,798 [Piotr] Help. 1291 01:19:22,758 --> 01:19:24,469 [grunting in pain] 1292 01:19:26,512 --> 01:19:29,515 [emotional music playing] 1293 01:19:48,493 --> 01:19:50,495 [Bernie] Jesus is inside you now. 1294 01:19:57,585 --> 01:19:59,504 [Piotr grunting] 1295 01:20:02,381 --> 01:20:04,383 [Eva] What's with the accent? 1296 01:20:04,467 --> 01:20:07,136 [Bernie] I have absolutely no idea. 1297 01:20:07,220 --> 01:20:08,137 [Eva] It's hot. 1298 01:20:08,221 --> 01:20:11,390 [Bernie] [chuckles] Ooh la-la-la. 1299 01:20:11,474 --> 01:20:12,493 - [loud crack] - [Eva gasps] 1300 01:20:12,517 --> 01:20:14,227 [Adam] Aaaahh! 1301 01:20:14,352 --> 01:20:15,436 [Bernie] Adam, no! 1302 01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:16,854 [Adam] Aaaahh! 1303 01:20:16,979 --> 01:20:18,814 Aaaahh! Oh, God! 1304 01:20:18,940 --> 01:20:21,442 [screaming in pain] 1305 01:20:22,527 --> 01:20:24,612 Oh, fuck! 1306 01:20:24,737 --> 01:20:26,656 Oh, motherfucker! 1307 01:20:26,781 --> 01:20:27,865 [Bernie] Fucking hell. 1308 01:20:27,990 --> 01:20:29,492 [Adam grunting in pain] 1309 01:20:31,285 --> 01:20:33,496 [Sarah] Oh, fuck. 1310 01:20:33,538 --> 01:20:34,497 [Dmitri] Relax, breathe. 1311 01:20:34,539 --> 01:20:36,999 [Sarah] No. Fuck off, asshole! 1312 01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:43,047 [Sarah retches] 1313 01:20:43,172 --> 01:20:44,549 [Dmitri] I so sorry, Sarah. 1314 01:20:46,384 --> 01:20:48,636 I'm so sorry I hit you. 1315 01:20:48,761 --> 01:20:53,474 I... see, I not know better. 1316 01:20:53,558 --> 01:20:55,685 Because I was raised Russian way. 1317 01:20:55,810 --> 01:20:58,562 [Sarah retches] 1318 01:20:58,563 --> 01:21:00,398 [Dmitri] I will change. 1319 01:21:00,481 --> 01:21:01,857 I can change for you. 1320 01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:05,027 Yes? 1321 01:21:05,111 --> 01:21:06,862 I'm not like Papa. 1322 01:21:08,322 --> 01:21:11,325 [Adam groaning in pain] 1323 01:21:13,578 --> 01:21:14,618 [Bernie] Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1324 01:21:15,997 --> 01:21:17,581 Hey, hey, hey. Hey. 1325 01:21:17,582 --> 01:21:19,083 Here we go. Here we go. 1326 01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:22,044 Here we go. 1327 01:21:22,128 --> 01:21:24,338 Feel better? 1328 01:21:24,463 --> 01:21:25,464 Hey, you feel better? 1329 01:21:29,594 --> 01:21:31,596 [alien talking] 1330 01:21:35,099 --> 01:21:36,601 - [Adam] Hey. - [Bernie] Hey. 1331 01:21:37,935 --> 01:21:40,104 [Sarah retches] 1332 01:21:41,856 --> 01:21:44,608 [Dmitri] Yes, good! Let it out! 1333 01:21:44,609 --> 01:21:45,609 [Sarah retches] 1334 01:21:45,610 --> 01:21:48,946 [Dmitri] Yes, Sarah. You're so pretty. 1335 01:21:49,071 --> 01:21:50,823 Breathe. 1336 01:21:50,906 --> 01:21:52,617 You can do. 1337 01:21:52,700 --> 01:21:54,619 Go on, yes. 1338 01:21:54,702 --> 01:21:56,037 Yes, Sarah. 1339 01:21:57,038 --> 01:21:59,040 [alien crooning] 1340 01:22:00,625 --> 01:22:01,751 [Adam] Missed you. 1341 01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:06,088 [Bernie] I missed you too, buddy. 1342 01:22:06,172 --> 01:22:07,590 I missed you too. 1343 01:22:09,967 --> 01:22:11,302 [Adam] Hey, hey. 1344 01:22:12,553 --> 01:22:15,848 [alien crooning] 1345 01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:18,976 [Adam laughs] 1346 01:22:19,101 --> 01:22:22,647 Oh, fuck. [laughs] 1347 01:22:22,730 --> 01:22:24,398 [Dmitri] You can do, Sarah. 1348 01:22:24,523 --> 01:22:25,650 You can do, Sarah. 1349 01:22:26,651 --> 01:22:28,736 Go on, yes. 1350 01:22:28,861 --> 01:22:30,613 Whoo, breathe. 1351 01:22:30,655 --> 01:22:32,698 [Sarah groans] 1352 01:22:32,782 --> 01:22:36,118 [Sarah sighing in relief] 1353 01:22:36,202 --> 01:22:38,537 [Sarah] Hey. 1354 01:22:38,621 --> 01:22:40,122 Hi. Oh. 1355 01:22:41,374 --> 01:22:43,084 - [Dmitri] Beautiful. - [Sarah] Oh. 1356 01:22:44,669 --> 01:22:46,921 [Dmitri] Just like her mother. 1357 01:22:47,004 --> 01:22:48,547 [Sarah chuckles] 1358 01:22:56,013 --> 01:23:00,768 [Bernie] Congratulations. I'm so proud of you. 1359 01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:03,229 And you. 1360 01:23:03,354 --> 01:23:06,315 You better take good care of them both. 1361 01:23:06,399 --> 01:23:08,901 [Dmitri] I promise... Papa. 1362 01:23:10,820 --> 01:23:12,697 [Bernie] Seriously, 'cause if you fuck this up, 1363 01:23:12,780 --> 01:23:14,532 I'm gonna kill you. 1364 01:23:16,367 --> 01:23:18,411 [laughs] 1365 01:23:18,536 --> 01:23:20,913 She looks just like my Eager Beaver. 1366 01:23:20,996 --> 01:23:23,457 [Sarah] Oh, I love you, Dad. 1367 01:23:23,582 --> 01:23:25,042 [Bernie laughing] 1368 01:23:26,711 --> 01:23:31,465 [Piotr] My granddaughter. 1369 01:23:33,259 --> 01:23:36,220 [Bernie] [chuckles] Excuse me one second. 1370 01:23:38,848 --> 01:23:42,977 [Piotr] Family is the most important... 1371 01:23:43,060 --> 01:23:44,228 [Bernie] Aghhh! 1372 01:23:44,353 --> 01:23:45,354 [denture slides] 1373 01:23:48,274 --> 01:23:50,693 [Bernie] Christians! 1374 01:23:52,570 --> 01:23:53,571 [cross thuds loudly] 1375 01:23:58,576 --> 01:23:59,785 [electric buzzes] 1376 01:24:05,791 --> 01:24:06,959 [Bernie] Hmmm. 1377 01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:10,713 Oh gosh, what a mess. 1378 01:24:18,763 --> 01:24:19,889 You guys, 1379 01:24:20,890 --> 01:24:24,894 you are the most important thing in my life. 1380 01:24:25,019 --> 01:24:26,520 Nothing should be more important. 1381 01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:31,734 Not... experimenting with science. 1382 01:24:31,776 --> 01:24:34,528 Boys. 1383 01:24:34,653 --> 01:24:36,071 Or work. 1384 01:24:38,783 --> 01:24:40,326 - [bell rings] - [cross thudding] 1385 01:24:41,452 --> 01:24:43,537 Or this fucking guy. 1386 01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:49,126 Look, I'm never gonna give you up. 1387 01:24:49,251 --> 01:24:51,086 I'm never gonna let you down. 1388 01:24:54,298 --> 01:24:57,843 [Sarah] Are... are you quoting Rick Astley? 1389 01:25:00,805 --> 01:25:02,431 [Bernie] Nope. 1390 01:25:08,145 --> 01:25:10,105 [Sarah] Mom, are you okay? 1391 01:25:13,484 --> 01:25:16,779 - Mom! - [Bernie shushes] 1392 01:25:16,821 --> 01:25:17,905 Just watch. 1393 01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:21,784 [clatters] 1394 01:25:42,763 --> 01:25:44,849 [clattering, shattering] 1395 01:25:45,850 --> 01:25:46,851 [Bernie] Wow. 1396 01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:51,897 Nature sure is a beautiful thing. 1397 01:25:54,316 --> 01:25:55,317 Excuse me. 1398 01:26:05,619 --> 01:26:08,747 [scrubbing] 1399 01:26:08,831 --> 01:26:10,165 [Bernie] Hey. 1400 01:26:14,086 --> 01:26:15,421 Lovely job, darling. 1401 01:26:20,759 --> 01:26:23,762 [kissing passionately] 1402 01:26:31,854 --> 01:26:33,522 - [Eva squeals] - [plate shatters] 1403 01:26:33,606 --> 01:26:36,233 [Bernie] Oh, fucking hell. Oh, God. 1404 01:26:36,358 --> 01:26:38,986 [moaning] 1405 01:26:43,032 --> 01:26:44,033 [Eva] Hey, baby. 1406 01:26:44,158 --> 01:26:46,619 [Bernie] Aww! Hi, darling. 1407 01:26:46,744 --> 01:26:48,787 ♪ Life is full of surprises ♪ 1408 01:26:48,871 --> 01:26:49,788 [Bernie] Oh. 1409 01:26:49,872 --> 01:26:52,458 ♪ Each day something new ♪ 1410 01:26:52,583 --> 01:26:56,921 ♪ Doing the best we can Is all we know how to do ♪ 1411 01:26:56,962 --> 01:26:58,922 [Bernie] Hey, come on. Come on. 1412 01:26:58,923 --> 01:27:01,926 ♪ You and me and the family ♪ 1413 01:27:02,009 --> 01:27:04,928 [Bernie] You're part of this crazy house now. 1414 01:27:04,929 --> 01:27:10,601 ♪ We may be do things A little bit differently ♪ 1415 01:27:10,684 --> 01:27:12,478 ♪ Let the neighbors talk ♪ 1416 01:27:12,603 --> 01:27:16,857 ♪ It doesn't matter much to me ♪ 1417 01:27:16,941 --> 01:27:22,446 ♪ We'll still be here Another year ♪ 1418 01:27:22,571 --> 01:27:28,869 ♪ Cause I know our love Will see us through ♪ 1419 01:27:28,953 --> 01:27:34,875 ♪ Oh we might not Quite fit the mold ♪ 1420 01:27:34,959 --> 01:27:38,379 ♪ But we always Find the smile ♪ 1421 01:27:38,462 --> 01:27:41,048 ♪ To share And the hand to hold ♪ 1422 01:27:41,173 --> 01:27:43,968 ♪ Making our way One step at a time ♪ 1423 01:27:44,051 --> 01:27:47,054 ♪ Sticking together Right down the line ♪ 1424 01:27:47,179 --> 01:27:49,848 ♪ Shaking it up We're living the life ♪ 1425 01:27:49,932 --> 01:27:52,935 ♪ It's a Krazy House ♪ 1426 01:27:52,977 --> 01:27:55,938 ♪ Krazy House ♪ 1427 01:27:55,980 --> 01:27:57,731 ♪ It's a Krazy House ♪ 1428 01:27:57,856 --> 01:28:03,445 ♪ Our home sweet home ♪ 1429 01:28:03,529 --> 01:28:06,532 [Krazy House music playing] 1430 01:28:14,456 --> 01:28:15,958 [Bernie laughing] 1431 01:28:30,139 --> 01:28:36,019 ♪ All our dreams intertwining Under one roof ♪ 1432 01:28:36,020 --> 01:28:38,856 ♪ Anything is possible ♪ 1433 01:28:38,939 --> 01:28:42,026 ♪ I guess we're living proof ♪ 1434 01:28:42,067 --> 01:28:45,029 - ♪ You and me ♪ - [all exclaiming] 1435 01:28:45,070 --> 01:28:47,906 ♪ It's safe to say ♪ - [Bernie] Sorry. 1436 01:28:47,990 --> 01:28:54,329 ♪ Our crazy love Will find a way ♪ 1437 01:28:54,455 --> 01:28:57,124 ♪ Making our way One step at a time ♪ 1438 01:28:57,249 --> 01:29:00,252 ♪ Sticking together Right down the line ♪ 1439 01:29:00,335 --> 01:29:03,047 ♪ Shaking it up We're living the life ♪ 1440 01:29:03,088 --> 01:29:06,383 ♪ It's a Krazy House ♪ 1441 01:29:06,508 --> 01:29:09,344 ♪ Making our way One step at a time ♪ 1442 01:29:09,470 --> 01:29:12,306 ♪ Sticking together Right down the line ♪ 1443 01:29:12,389 --> 01:29:15,184 ♪ Shaking it up We're living the life ♪ 1444 01:29:15,309 --> 01:29:17,269 ♪ It's a Krazy House ♪ 1445 01:29:17,352 --> 01:29:18,562 [Adam farts] 1446 01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:21,523 ♪ Krazy House ♪ 1447 01:29:21,607 --> 01:29:23,067 ♪ It's a Krazy House ♪ 1448 01:29:23,150 --> 01:29:28,322 ♪ Our home sweet home ♪ 1449 01:29:28,405 --> 01:29:31,116 [Krazy House music playing] 1450 01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:33,035 [Sarah] Yay! [giggles] 1451 01:29:38,457 --> 01:29:39,458 [static crackles] 1452 01:29:41,335 --> 01:29:42,961 [squirrel] Jesus. 1452 01:29:43,305 --> 01:30:43,188 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 96216

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