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(eerie music building)
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(music continues)
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(music continues)
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(energized rock music)
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(audience cheering)
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- [Poppy] Improbably Poppy!
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Do we smoke in here?
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- Hold it right there.
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Nu-metal indietronica artist,
Poppy. You know the rules.
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- What are they?
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- Smoking is not allowed in the studio
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under any circumstances. Except one.
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- Okay, I'm listening.
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- Well, according to the bylaws
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of the Improbably Poppy handbook,
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smoking is never permitted
on the stage floor
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except under one circumstance.
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If a crew member or friend,
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because they are not the same thing,
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is maimed and murdered in the studio.
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- What's that guy do?
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- He pulls the focus.
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(gun firing)
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(crew screaming)
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- [Poppy] Don't talk to me about focus.
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Now, I've heard a free will,
but this is ridiculous.
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- That's gonna put us behind.
We may not make our day.
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(dial up tone ringing)
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(Poppys popping)
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- 10 cases!
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10 beautiful models in
paintball protective gear.
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One case says $1 million. The
other nine? Less than that.
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Tonight! On The Lucky-Case Game.
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(energized electronic music)
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(air hissing)
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Tonight's guest is a
long-time game show fanatic
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as well as a, what? Playground
designer? Worthless.
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(model spitting)
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Let's all give a big round
of applause, Rudolph.
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(audience cheering)
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(models clapping)
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- We're all such big fans of game shows.
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- Huge fan.
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- My deceased wife, especially.
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- [Poppy] Well, Rudolph, no
need to prolong the inevitable.
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Let's get right to it.
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You should know the rules.
Pick a case, any case.
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- I'm gonna go with case
number seven, Grayson.
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- [Contestant 1] Yeah.
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- [Contestant 2] Good answer, good answer!
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- Number seven! You think the
million is in that, Rudolph?
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- I'm feelin' it, Wolfie!
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- What about your dad with you here, Rudy?
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What does he think?
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- My what? Who?
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- With thin hair, scorched skins.
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- Oh! Oh, that is my
stepdad. They're all step.
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Let's take a look inside case seven
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and see if your call was correct, Rudolph.
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Georgie! Gun!
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Whenever you're ready.
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- You got this.
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- Here. Ai,.
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(tense music building)
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Fire.
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(metal pinging)
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(audience cheering)
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(energized electronic music)
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25,000!
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- Oh my God!
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- We did it! We did it!
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- You owe us $25,000!
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- What?
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- You owe us what's in the case.
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Ah, didn't you read the rules?
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(contestant sighing)
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- Thanks for nothing.
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- I'm outta here.
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- Now let's see where that
one cent case is. Girls!
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Cheyenne with the one cent case.
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- Boss.
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(Rudolph chuckling)
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- I'm sorry, Rudy.
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This part of the show is
never easy for anyone.
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But you do owe us $25,000
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And you will pay what you owe.
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- Grayson, I'm of modest
means. Wife is dead.
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I'm pleading with you, Grayson.
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I don't, I don't have 25k.
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(model retching)
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I wish I had 25k.
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(earnest suspenseful music)
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Okay, kill me.
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(gun firing)
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(body dropping)
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(eerie music building)
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(wheel squeaking)
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- No, but seriously.
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Can I get a round of applause for my band?
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Best house band in variety TV.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Rodents Revenge.
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(deathmetal music)
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- Poppy?
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- Yeah, what's up?
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- Why did you kill the first AC?
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- Well, I guess I never thought about it.
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No one's ever asked me that before.
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- He had a family.
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- [Poppy] Okay.
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But I have a family too.
And it was his or mine.
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- But Poppy, when we took this job,
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you promised we'd be like a family!
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Nothing like the last time!
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- We just have one question
for you. Why would you lie?
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- I did it because I could.
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Don't you know how free will works?
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- [In Unison] No, what's that?
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- I'm so glad you asked!
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Why don't we just watch some clips?
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(engine rumbling)
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(upbeat rock music)
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(music continues)
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(audience cheering)
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(glass clinking)
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What, I thought you'd want all this stuff.
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- Thank you.
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- So, why is everything so crazy lately?
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Is mercury in retrograde or
are you just happy to see me?
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- Well, it sounds to me
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like you may be curious
about chaos theory.
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- What's that?
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- It's a branch of mathematics and physics
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that studies the behavior
of complex systems
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and the rules that govern that behavior.
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It's the science of the non-linear,
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the chaotic, the unpredictable!
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- Could you explain that
to me in layman's terms?
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- You may have heard of
the butterfly effect.
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- Don't assume anything about me.
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- It's a concept in chaos theory
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that illustrates how a small
change in one part of a system
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could have a far-reaching and
unpredictable consequence.
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A flap of a butterfly's wings
in Brazil could, in theory-
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- [Poppy] Hungry. Or
maybe I'm gonna throw up.
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- Like a tornado in Texas.
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- Wait, I was barely paying attention.
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Could you describe it to
me in layman's terms again?
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- Sure. It's the science of
patterns and the unpredictable.
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- Could you explain that to
me like I'm three months?
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- Goo goo gaga.
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- Understood. So it's kind of like this.
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(dominoes tapping)
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(suspenseful music building)
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(gun firing)
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(breath escaping)
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(body falling)
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- Yes. Kind of like that.
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(energized rock music)
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- Welcome back to, Someone Sent Me This!
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Someone sent me this.
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(paper crinkling)
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Relief.
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Someone Sent Me This.
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(markers scrawling)
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(tranquil instrumental music)
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Learning about free will
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has taught me that I'm not the only one
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who should be able to have free will.
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Others should have it, too.
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That's why I'm granting my
friends in the plant community
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the gift of free will.
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To live their lives as they please.
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Plants, you're free.
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Be yourselves and live
as you've always dreamed.
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(leaves rustling)
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(planter rattling)
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I'm gonna give them a room.
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(leaves rustling)
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(footsteps receding)
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(tranquil instrumental music)
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Here with us now is
theologist and philosopher,
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Dr. Matthews. Thank you
for joining us today!
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- Well, thank you Poppy. It's
a pleasure to be here today.
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- Is it?
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(gun cocking)
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- Yes, it is!
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- So what brings you
here today, Dr. Matthews?
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- Well, you asked me here
today to talk about free will.
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- Are you here of your own accord?
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- I am!
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- So no one's forcing you to be here.
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- Correct.
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- And you understand that anything you say
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will be used against
you in a court of law?
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- Sure.
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- Great!
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(xylophone notes ascending)
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- [Children] Yay!
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(scattered clapping)
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Could you tell us a little
bit about your background
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in religion and ethics and
whatever else you studied
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that I didn't bother to
research before this interview?
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- Well, yes. I have a doctorate
in philosophy and I also-
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- Wait, wait, wait. I
have a better question.
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Okay, you little free will freak.
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Tell me what's stopping me
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from pulling this trigger right now
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(leather creaking)
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- Because. I'm your daughter.
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(earnest piano music)
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And I've been searching
for you my entire life.
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I've searched for you far and wide.
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Streamed every song on Apple Music.
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Made a profile and WhosMyDad.org.
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Went to every nu-metal
indietronica concert
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and ruled out Grimes
because I could just tell.
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We were cut from a different cloth.
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- Are you flirting with me?
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- And when I saw that Craigslist
ad asking for a theologist,
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I knew it was my destiny
to answer that call.
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Dad, I'm home.
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- Welcome home, son.
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(gun firing)
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- Oh! Why would you do that?
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- Look at your hand.
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(music building)
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- That is kind.
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- [Poppy] Improbably Poppy!
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(dissonant guitar music)
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I'd like to offer an unqualified apology
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for how this has all gone down tonight.
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Free will has its perks,
but it also has the power
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to push things off the rails real fast.
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Free will has certainly
given me some cool times,
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but I'm not sure how cool I'd
be with everyone having it.
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Honestly, just the thought of that
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is making me super annoyed.
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You've been a wonderful audience.
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Thank you for using your
free will to watch our show.
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And one last thing, ladies
and gentlemen, Poppy!
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(upbeat nu-metal indietronica intro)
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♪ Do I want a coffee or a tea ♪
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♪ Do I wanna make you an enemy ♪
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♪ I see so many possibilities ♪
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♪ But is it every really up to me ♪
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♪ I wonder what it's all about ♪
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♪ You know I still have my doubts ♪
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♪ I know just what I feel ♪
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♪ But I don't know if it's real ♪
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♪ Free will what is it ♪
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♪ Do we have it ♪
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♪ How do we know if we have it ♪
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♪ Free will what is it ♪
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♪ Do we have it ♪
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♪ How do we know if we have it ♪
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♪ Am I responsible for what I choose ♪
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♪ If truth is so elusive is it up to you ♪
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♪ I am not a thought I am being thunk ♪
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♪ I am just a theory to debunk ♪
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♪ I wonder what it's all about ♪
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♪ You know I still have my doubts ♪
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♪ I know just what I feel ♪
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♪ But I don't know if it's real ♪
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♪ Free will what is it ♪
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♪ Do we have it ♪
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♪ How do we know if we have it ♪
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♪ Free will what is it ♪
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♪ Do we have it ♪
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♪ How do we know if we have it ♪
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(energized bright music)
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(knife scraping)
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(eerie music)
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(footsteps receding)
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