All language subtitles for 00TNY513

Oh, hi, Niles.

Ms. Fine, the way you're dressed...

-What? -You're dressed.

I'm taking my father to a basketball game

for his birthday and you know,

he likes women to dress so conservatively.

Is that why your mother dresses so demurely?

Meanwhile, one time, she bought this backless dress

and he made her return it

because it showed too much cleavage.

-Cut too low in the front? -You wish the front.

Hi, kids. Close the door. It's cold.

All right, Brighton. The party starts at 8:30

and there's going to be a lot of hot chicks there,

so you owe me.

Maggie's taking me to a mixer at her sorority house.

Oh, great.

Bring-a-geek party?

I, like, so own that trophy.

-Oh, hi. -Ms. Fine, here we go.

Two center-court tickets to tonight's basketball game.

Oh, I so appreciate you arranging these tickets.

This is the first time that I've been able to afford

to give my father something really great.

They're comps, right?

Think of them as my gift to you.

-Thank you. -Don't you look adorable today.

-Thank you. -You know, you could be Margaret's sister.

Well, sister. Stepmother.

Oh, Niles, that's Daddy. Will you get it?

Good evening, Sylvia.

Oh, Niles, you smell delicious.

What is it? Ham?

Ma, what are you doing here? Where's Daddy?

Oh, he couldn't make it,

but he wanted us to wave to him from the good seats.

He's not coming?

He didn't like my gift?

Oh, sure, he did.

He just wasn't feeling well.

He ate a whole box of Snausages.

Ma, the dog's been dead for five years.

You still kept her treats?

Although, you got her collar and leash

hanging in your bedroom closet.

But that's probably none of my business.

You're right, it's not.

I'm so disappointed. I can't believe he's not coming.

I really wanted to see him.

So, come on. We'll go.

I'm dying to see a basketball game.

I don't know how I put it off for the past 50 years.

♪ She was working In a bridal shop ♪

♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪

♪ Til her boyfriend Kicked her out ♪

♪ In one of those Crushing scenes ♪

♪ What was she to do? Where was she to go? ♪

♪ She was out on her fanny ♪

♪ So over the bridge From Flushing ♪

♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪

♪ She was there to sell make-up But the father saw more ♪

♪ She had style! She had flair! She was there ♪

♪ That's how she became ♪

♪ The Nanny ♪

♪ Who would have guessed That the girl we described ♪

♪ Was just exactly What the doctor prescribed? ♪

♪ Now, the father Finds her beguiling ♪

♪ Watch out C.C. ♪

♪ And the kids Are actually smiling ♪

♪ Such joie de vivre ♪

♪ She's the lady in red ♪

♪ When everybody else Is wearing tan ♪

♪ The flashy girl From Flushing ♪

♪ The Nanny named Fran! ♪

Defense! Defense! Defense!

Defense! Defense! Defense!

What's the matter, darling?

I miss Daddy.

There's the camera, Fran! There's the camera!

Happy birthday, Daddy! We love you!

Oh, boy.

It's a good thing I'm wearing jeans.

That guy would have just taken my temperature.

Pig.

Did you feel a ring?

You know, if you're not going to finish your pretzel,

I'd like to take it home to Daddy.

Well, I thought he had an upset stomach.

Ma, were you lying to me?

I was half lying.

Why?

Well, he did eat a box of Snausages,

but it didn't bother him.

Well, why didn't he want to come then?

Because he knew that the tickets came from Mr. Sheffield.

So? It's not like I had to do anything to get them.

Lord knows I'm the only one burning the candle in that window.

Darling, he doesn't want to take anything from Mr. Sheffield.

-Why? -It breaks his heart

to see your young life being wasted

by a guy who's never going to marry you.

I can't even talk about it. I get all choked up.

Peanuts!

What's so funny?

Oh! Nothing. I was just thinking

of that hysterical J.J. Walker impression you do.

You know, you should really do that for the sorority party.

Oh, you mean, "Dyn-o-mite."

Stop, stop.

-You're going to peak too soon. -Right.

Bring-a-geek party, right?

I remember well.

This baby brought me home gold.

Gracie. I'm sorry, honey.

They didn't have your choice ofSecrets of Life at the video store.

But I got your second choice. Operation Dumbo Drop.

That was your choice, Fran.

I know. I'm just a little depressed

and kind of needed an upper.

Well, what's wrong, Fran?

Oh, sweetie.

This is a grown-up problem and you're a little girl.

My daddy doesn't like me.

-Let me. -Okay.

Yes.

All right, honey, talk to me.

[sighs] What's wrong with this picture?

You mean because you're the adult and I'm the child?

No, I mean because you didn't bring a fork.

But the other thing is true too.

So, what happened with your father?

You know, he doesn't approve of the relationship between me and your daddy.

He doesn't know what me and your father have together.

I don't know what we... Why? Have you heard anything?

Fran, you're a grown woman.

You're over five-feet tall.

So?

Why is it so important what your father thinks?

He's always finding fault with everything I do.

I mean, I can never please the man.

Fran, what does Dr. Miller say

when you talk about your father in therapy?

I haven't even finished talking about when my mother took me

trick-or-treating Halloween dressed as Catwoman.

Why she had a black latex bodysuit hanging...

Oh, well, I guess that's none of my business either.

Oh, Dr. Miller, I'm so sorry to barge in on you this way.

I hope it's not too much of an imposition.

It's all right, Fran.

Even though it's not your regular appointment,

being drilled by needles feels oddly similar.

Now, where was I?

Your father disapproves of you.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Thank you, Ken.

You know what, Fran? I'd like run a Rorschach test on you.

Rorschach? FromWelcome Back, Kotter.

Would you pick up one of those inkblot cards there

and tell me what you see?

Yeah. You mean with this black schmear?

Well, I don't know. I guess I see a gorgeous,

off-the-shoulder Vera Wang, white wedding dress.

You see a white wedding dress in that black ink?

Yeah, uh-huh. You know, this is the negatives.

The proofs haven't come in yet.

Fran, don't you see the connection here?

You've come in with a crisis about your father

and you jump right to marriage.

Wait a minute.

Are you saying that I want to be married to my father?

Because if that is buried in my subconscious,

let's just build a Home Depot over it and move on.

I'm saying that marriage is the ultimate expression

of acceptance and love.

That's what you want from your father.

And that's why you keep seeking out men like him.

So, you mean I seek out distant and repressed men

that keep me at arm's length?

Who?

-Mr. Sheffield. -Mr. Sheffield.

Oh, my God.

I have been chasing after men

that reject me just like my father my whole life.

-Oh, Dr. Miller, you're a genius! -Oh! Oh! [groaning]

-[whispers] Can you believe this? -Niles!

What? What?

Sir, would you believe she put these things in my hand

while I was asleep on the couch?

That sleep part was a bad defense, wasn't it?

You know, at the risk of sounding like the doctor who delivered you,

this could get ugly.

Oh, Mr. Sheffield.

I just came from a therapy session and we've got to talk.

Ms. Fine, you've been talking for a solid hour.

Aren't you talked out? Well, that's a silly question.

All right, Ms. Fine. What's on your mind?

Well, first of all, don't you think that it's a little strange

that we've known each other for five years

and you're still calling me Ms. Fine?

Niles calls you Ms. Fine.

That's different. He's the butler.

I get a charge out of that.

You call me Ms. Fine to keep me at arm's length.

Now, hold it right there. That's not true.

People's exhibit A.

Do you know what I've discovered?

You are exactly like my father.

-Oh, that's absurd. -No.

I've never met your father. No one has.

I'm not even sure he bloody well exists.

Well, he does.

And I have been chasing after his love my entire life.

Do you know that he is at the root

of every doomed relationship I've ever had?

I'm completely screwed up.

I'm a basket case.

And there is only one way for me to achieve any kind of mental health.

You have got to change, mister.

Well, it's been three whole days

and Mr. Sheffield hasn't changed at all.

I don't know.

Maybe I was too subtle.

Well, that's always been your downfall.

Well, I'll tell you, this whole thing with my father

has gotten me so confused.

I mean, where do I go from here?

Trying to get some guy's approval

has always been my whole Raisinette.

Meanwhile, if I could blame my father

for why I'm going to end up alone and miserable,

I'd be the happiest girl in the world.

Fran, as far as you and Daddy go,

you've got to redefine the boundaries of your relationship.

You're his nanny and nothing more.

That should be a smooth transition.

You know, Val, all those hard knocks

have made you a little bitchy.

Would you look at her?

She is baking cookies for herself.

She is so independent.

Well, I'll tell you.

She's not looking for some guy's approval.

That kid is the answer to all women in the future.

Right.

Gracie, I said chocolate chip, not oatmeal raisin.

Come on.

Well, I guess I can't do anything right.

Mr. Sheffield.

Oh, Ms. Fine, don't you look lovely.

Oh, you like? Don't compliment me.

How am I ever going to break the habit of needing your approval

if now, you start giving it to me?

Here.

That's my schedule. Those are my hours.

You're the boss. I'm the nanny.

I'm on a coffee break. Goodbye.

Come on, Ms. Fine. Don't be so foolish.

And please let's keep a professional distance.

That was just for the road.

Niles, I don't know what the woman wants anymore.

What am I supposed to do?

-May I speak freely, sir? -Yes, of course, old boy.

I am so bloody sick of hearing this year after year.

"Niles, what am I to do? I told her I loved her.

I took it back. I'm afraid of commitment.

I'm worried about the children."

For God's sake, make a move!

Do something! You passed onCats.

Do you want to regret this for the rest of your life too?

-What's going on in there? -Well, I have had it.

I am trying to convince him to give up on Ms. Fine

and move on with his life.

[C.C] I agree with Niles!

What are you waiting for? Just do it!

Do it! Do it!

Hi, Ma.

I brought you a cake from the health food bakery.

It's flourless, sugarless and dairy free.

Darling, I didn't know you were coming.

I'm going to the gym.

Are you really going to the gym?

-This is my second time. -Oh!

I went once to join. And now, I'm going to renew.

Ma, I'm very upset. I really need to talk to you.

I'm sticking to my diet, darling,

so if you're looking for Entenmann's,

the cupboards are bare.

No cookies?

No Count Chocula?

No nothing?

I mean, I'm depressed here, Ma. I need some junk.

Have some bread.

I don't want bread. I need sweet.

Have the bread.

Look at this, a Jewish piñata.

So, what are you so upset about, darling?

Oh, I had a big breakthrough in therapy.

All about Daddy.

So, what did that con artist tell you?

That everything that's wrong with your life

is your father's fault?

-Yes, Ma. -Thank God it's not me.

Ma, why don't Daddy and I connect?

I mean, after Nadine was born, did he really want a son?

No. He loved his girls.

Then, how come he always dressed me like a tomboy?

I mean, there are pictures of me sitting on Daddy's lap.

You'd swear I was a k.d. lang dummy.

Darling, you're grasping at straws there.

Your father adored you.

He just had trouble expressing himself, so he's a little distant.

It's just his way.

You know, children tend to idealize their parents when they're growing up.

You know, they don't see that underneath this veneer,

we're not sophisticated people.

Well, meanwhile, Dr. Miller says

that I'm attracted to men that always keep me at a distance

because that's the way Daddy treated me.

You know, your father always did his best.

But he's not going to change.

You know, you should focus on changing yourself, not him.

You know, Ma. You are absolutely right.

Of course, I'm right.

I've got to change myself.

As long as I'm living under the same roof with Mr. Sheffield,

I am always going to feel this way.

Naturally. What?

I have to move out of that mansion and get on with my life.

What life? You're two shakes away from being a cleaning lady.

Wish me luck, Ma.

I'm going to cut out my tongue. That's not what I meant!

[Sylvia] Fran, your father did this!

Why are you punishing me?

Stay back, Ma. I know what I gotta do.

I'll kill that shrink bastard.

Look what he's done to my little girl.

What is going on in here?

Ma, leave us alone. I have to talk to Mr. Sheffield.

I am not moving from this spot.

Come, Sylvia. We'll wait in the kitchen.

Look, Mr. Sheffield.

I keep hoping that if I hang around here long enough,

deep down inside, you're going to change.

But I've come to realize that my father is never going to change

and I have to accept that in you too.

So, what does this mean?

That this arrangement is not going to work out anymore.

Well, are you saying you're quitting?

Yeah. Yeah. We've been together for so many years,

you still don't know what you want.

I just think that it's a healthier decision for me to make.

Look, Ms. Fine. I understand how you're feeling.

I really do, but I don't understand why you...

Mr. Sheffield, genug already. It's too late.

I've made up my mind. I have to do this.

No, please don't go, Ms. Fine. Ms. Fine, come back.

Fran, wait.

You're right.

You're right. I suppose I have

kept you at arm's length.

Maybe it's because I have a genuine fear of intimacy.

I don't know. I just do know that I don't want you to go.

Fran?

Fran.

Does this mean you're gonna start calling me Fran now all the time?

Well, not in front of the children.

Well, how about Niles and C.C.?

That wouldn't be very professional.

-What about Ma? -Ms. Fine.

-Ciao. -Fran.

That's better.

-Good night, Fran. -Wait. Wait.

I gotta tell you.

Maggie's taking you to a bring-a-geek party.

Oh, Fran, I know that. What am I, stupid?

I'm going there to meet girls.

That's why I'm wearing my cool clothes.

Oh! Good. Good.

-Well, have fun, honey. -Thanks, Fran.

-Oh, and B, B, B. -Yes?

You know, sweetie.

It probably wouldn't hurt

to just work the words "trust fund"

right into the conversation. Have fun.

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