Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,660 --> 00:00:02,450
[Fran] Previously on
2
00:00:02,483 --> 00:00:05,216
Uh, Miss Fine, Niles just had a heart attack.
3
00:00:05,250 --> 00:00:06,266
[gasps]
4
00:00:08,150 --> 00:00:11,116
Oh, I'll tell you, it really makes you think, doesn't it?
5
00:00:11,150 --> 00:00:13,330
How unpredictable life can be.
6
00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:15,350
That's right. That's why you have to live every day to the fullest.
7
00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:19,330
-Mm-hmm. Never know when it's gonna be your last. -Nope.
8
00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:39,366
[Fran] Oh, Mr. Sheffield...
9
00:00:42,483 --> 00:00:48,300
Niles, I'm so glad you're awake. How are you feeling?
10
00:00:48,333 --> 00:00:51,133
Is there anything I can get for you?
11
00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:56,000
Well, I would like another pillow.
12
00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,433
Of course.
13
00:01:02,283 --> 00:01:04,830
[C.C. screaming]
14
00:01:09,166 --> 00:01:12,483
I tell you, Niles, if I don't talk to someone soon, I'll get an ulcer.
15
00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,116
Yes, and God knows your health should be what's foremost on our minds.
16
00:01:19,116 --> 00:01:22,660
Niles, when I was in that hospital bed with Miss Fine,
17
00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:24,266
I just I just lost all self-control.
18
00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:27,333
I became like a wild animal.
19
00:01:27,366 --> 00:01:30,233
I just threw her down on the bed and practically...
20
00:01:30,266 --> 00:01:32,466
My God, I practically ravished her.
21
00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,366
Val, he was so gentle. He was like a little lamb.
22
00:01:39,416 --> 00:01:44,166
I was so intoxicated. My head was reeling.
23
00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,233
You know he sat on a Demerol needle...
24
00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,133
he didn't even know.
25
00:01:52,350 --> 00:01:53,400
Then what happened?
26
00:01:53,433 --> 00:01:58,100
Then we got to second base.
27
00:01:58,133 --> 00:02:04,333
Oh, Fran, I only hope that happens to me someday.
28
00:02:04,366 --> 00:02:08,416
Oh, sir, I only hope that happens to me someday.
29
00:02:11,283 --> 00:02:14,366
I'll tell you, Niles, if C.C. hadn't walked in when she did,
30
00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,300
I don't know what would've happened.
31
00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:21,100
How do you stop yourself when you're about to make love to a beautiful woman?
32
00:02:21,133 --> 00:02:23,660
Well, usually, I wake up.
33
00:02:27,366 --> 00:02:31,350
I'm just afraid, Niles, that Miss Fine might...
34
00:02:31,383 --> 00:02:33,300
I might've left her with the impression
35
00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:36,333
that things were moving a little faster than they really are.
36
00:02:36,366 --> 00:02:38,133
What am I supposed to do?
37
00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:41,366
Well, you could admit that you love the woman and marry her
38
00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:46,250
or you could invent some stupid ploy like redecorating a room
39
00:02:46,283 --> 00:02:48,400
to distract her and buy yourself more time.
40
00:02:48,433 --> 00:02:51,830
Good. That's good. Let's do that one.
41
00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:04,450
Fran, I really have to go.
42
00:03:04,483 --> 00:03:08,133
But, Val, I have so many more things to tell you.
43
00:03:08,166 --> 00:03:11,660
You're my best friend. I need you.
44
00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:12,400
-[Matthew] Miss Fine... -Ciao.
45
00:03:18,316 --> 00:03:22,000
Miss Fine, I have to talk to you about our relationship
46
00:03:22,330 --> 00:03:24,383
and the way it seems to have escalated.
47
00:03:24,416 --> 00:03:26,483
Wait a minute, you said "our relationship"
48
00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,383
and "escalate" in the same sentence.
49
00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:30,830
Should I book a hall?
50
00:03:32,416 --> 00:03:34,166
I, uh... [clears throat]
51
00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:37,450
I discussed this whole thing with Niles and he suggested
52
00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:41,283
I invent some stupid ploy to distract you
53
00:03:41,316 --> 00:03:43,100
and try to slow things down.
54
00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:45,266
Did you fire him?
55
00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,500
But I said, "I don't want to distract her.
56
00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:55,233
I say let this relationship grow. Let it blossom.
57
00:03:55,266 --> 00:03:57,250
She's a beautiful woman.
58
00:03:57,283 --> 00:04:01,160
She's warm, tender, caring."
59
00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:04,116
My God, this room looks shabby.
60
00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:07,433
Huh?
61
00:04:07,466 --> 00:04:11,160
You know, I don't think it's been redone for ages.
62
00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:13,250
-[snaps fingers] -Say, would you like to redecorate it?
63
00:04:13,283 --> 00:04:16,233
-Me? -Great! Wonderful!
64
00:04:16,266 --> 00:04:17,466
Take all the time you need.
65
00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,166
I don't care if it takes weeks, months.
66
00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,133
A year and a half would be perfect.
67
00:04:25,183 --> 00:04:27,233
Oh, my God.
68
00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,300
This sucks.
69
00:04:33,466 --> 00:04:35,316
♪ She was working in a bridal shop ♪
70
00:04:35,350 --> 00:04:37,160
♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
71
00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:38,183
♪ 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out ♪
72
00:04:38,216 --> 00:04:39,366
♪ In one of those crushing scenes ♪
73
00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,316
♪ What was she to do? Where was she to go? ♪
74
00:04:41,350 --> 00:04:44,350
♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
75
00:04:44,383 --> 00:04:46,166
♪ So over the bridge from Flushing ♪
76
00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,483
♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪
77
00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,330
♪ She was there to sell make up but the father saw more ♪
78
00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:52,830
♪ She had style, she had flair she was there ♪
79
00:04:52,116 --> 00:04:53,150
♪ That's how she became ♪
80
00:04:53,183 --> 00:04:55,433
♪ The Nanny ♪
81
00:04:55,466 --> 00:04:58,416
♪ Who would have guessed that the girl we described ♪
82
00:04:58,450 --> 00:05:01,500
♪ Was just exactly what the doctor prescribed? ♪
83
00:05:01,830 --> 00:05:02,300
♪ Now, the father finds her beguiling ♪
84
00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:04,160
♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
85
00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:05,100
♪ And the kids are actually smiling ♪
86
00:05:05,133 --> 00:05:06,266
♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
87
00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:07,466
♪ She's the lady in red ♪
88
00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,830
♪ When everybody else is wearing tan ♪
89
00:05:12,133 --> 00:05:14,100
♪ The flashy girl from Flushing ♪
90
00:05:14,133 --> 00:05:15,333
♪ The Nanny named Fran ♪
91
00:05:23,183 --> 00:05:28,830
Surprise! I got a pecan coffee cake.
92
00:05:28,116 --> 00:05:30,133
Oh, what's the surprise, Ma?
93
00:05:30,166 --> 00:05:32,316
You brought it all the way here and it arrived whole?
94
00:05:34,433 --> 00:05:36,100
Oh...
95
00:05:38,316 --> 00:05:42,166
Look at Miss Cocky-Comedienne now that she's got a boyfriend.
96
00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:52,150
Oh, Ma, it's over.
97
00:05:52,183 --> 00:05:55,200
Mr. Sheffield does not wanna deal with what happened.
98
00:05:55,233 --> 00:05:59,500
In fact, he gave me some stupid project just to distract me.
99
00:05:59,830 --> 00:06:01,830
Well, you just make him deal with it.
100
00:06:01,116 --> 00:06:03,283
How, Ma? By getting on my hands and knees
101
00:06:03,316 --> 00:06:06,450
and begging like some desperate, lonely loser?
102
00:06:06,483 --> 00:06:09,433
Although, they say the third time's a charm.
103
00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,416
Hey, if he thinks redecorating is gonna change...
104
00:06:16,450 --> 00:06:18,350
-He's letting you redecorate? -Yeah.
105
00:06:18,383 --> 00:06:21,433
He wants your taste in his house?
106
00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,466
Which room?
107
00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,250
I'll give you a hint.
108
00:06:25,283 --> 00:06:27,183
The one with the refrigerator.
109
00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:29,200
The bedroom.
110
00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,450
The kitchen.
111
00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:42,466
Oy, the heart of the home.
112
00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,316
Mazel tov,
113
00:06:45,350 --> 00:06:49,333
He's moving your relationship to the next level.
114
00:06:49,366 --> 00:06:55,183
But, Mom, when am I gonna get to the ultimate level with him, already?
115
00:06:55,216 --> 00:06:56,416
You mean the wedding?
116
00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:58,300
Okay.
117
00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:11,233
What are you doing?
118
00:07:11,266 --> 00:07:14,450
This spice rack is not gonna go with your new motif.
119
00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:18,366
Oh, this is so exciting.
120
00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:23,183
You're gonna have a ring on that finger before I can say,
121
00:07:23,216 --> 00:07:26,000
"Do you people move refrigerators?"
122
00:07:32,183 --> 00:07:36,166
So, Niles, when did the doctor say you can start working again?
123
00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,150
Oh, could be four weeks...
124
00:07:39,183 --> 00:07:40,300
six months...
125
00:07:42,133 --> 00:07:43,133
a year.
126
00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:51,116
You know, one of the reasons why I didn't move into a dorm
127
00:07:51,150 --> 00:07:52,466
is because we have a butler.
128
00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,150
-Hi. -Oh, Miss Fine.
129
00:07:57,183 --> 00:07:59,216
You shouldn't be carrying such a heavy load on your own.
130
00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:00,366
-Niles. -Margaret.
131
00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,160
-Brighton. -Gracie.
132
00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,000
-Fran. -Sit. Sit.
133
00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:08,183
Oh, hi, Ma, what are you doing back here?
134
00:08:08,216 --> 00:08:11,350
A mother can't come by to say hello to her daughter?
135
00:08:17,450 --> 00:08:20,316
Darling, why are you lugging all that stuff?
136
00:08:20,350 --> 00:08:23,450
I raised you to be a pointer, not aschlepper.
137
00:08:23,483 --> 00:08:28,366
Why don't you call your big-shot decorator cousin, Sheila, from Forest Hills?
138
00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:34,216
Who, by the by, has just finished doing the entire Kennedy compound.
139
00:08:35,183 --> 00:08:36,366
George Kennedy, Ma.
140
00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:42,330
And besides, you know, if I wanna prove to Mr. Sheffield
141
00:08:42,660 --> 00:08:45,433
what a great wife I can be, I have to do this whole thing myself
142
00:08:45,466 --> 00:08:49,133
and show him that I can be a real Martha Stewart.
143
00:08:49,166 --> 00:08:51,366
This by you is a role model?
144
00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,183
Why?
145
00:08:53,216 --> 00:08:55,450
Where is Martha Stewart today?
146
00:08:55,483 --> 00:08:57,100
Divorced.
147
00:08:59,266 --> 00:09:04,366
Well, Mr. Sheffield's wife decorated this entire house all by herself.
148
00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,300
And where is she today?
149
00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,330
I rest my case.
150
00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,333
[doorbell ringing]
151
00:09:17,366 --> 00:09:21,300
Okay, Ma. Now, before I make a total fool of myself,
152
00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:23,216
what did you tell cousin Sheila?
153
00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:28,660
That I own this house, I'm married to Mr. Sheffield and I have a butler?
154
00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,116
No, I told her you were a nanny.
155
00:09:39,283 --> 00:09:41,330
What, are you stoned?
156
00:09:46,283 --> 00:09:49,330
-Hi. -Hi.
157
00:09:50,183 --> 00:09:52,316
-Hey. -Hi.
158
00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:58,333
I hope you're not getting makeup on my Valentino original
159
00:09:58,366 --> 00:10:01,660
that I got from Bergdorf's.
160
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:04,283
No. I just schmeared a little on your knock-off from Loehmann's.
161
00:10:07,283 --> 00:10:10,830
So Sheila, how's your sister Claudine?
162
00:10:10,116 --> 00:10:12,333
She should only rot in hell.
163
00:10:12,366 --> 00:10:17,830
She never paid me back the $2200 I loaned her to pay off her car,
164
00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,233
that low-life piece of trash.
165
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,350
Well, Sheila, why don't you talk to her?
166
00:10:24,383 --> 00:10:25,483
I'm too nice.
167
00:10:28,133 --> 00:10:34,830
Meanwhile, I ran into cousin Merryl in Central Park,
168
00:10:34,116 --> 00:10:37,433
and she was all over Naomi Dembo's husband.
169
00:10:37,466 --> 00:10:39,500
-[gasps] -Yep.
170
00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:40,400
And you didn't call me?
171
00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,266
You know, I don't like to gossip.
172
00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:51,333
So, Sheila, did your father ever come back
173
00:10:51,366 --> 00:10:55,133
from picking up a pack of "smokes" 20 years ago?
174
00:10:57,660 --> 00:10:59,830
-Ma! -What?
175
00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,483
I'm not so nice and I like to gossip.
176
00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:09,183
[sighs] So, Sheila, I'll tell you,
177
00:11:09,216 --> 00:11:12,300
I was so sorry to hear about you and Mitch.
178
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,250
Why did he leave you?
179
00:11:14,283 --> 00:11:16,183
What, I couldn't leave him?
180
00:11:18,383 --> 00:11:21,330
All right. Why did you leave him?
181
00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:23,250
I'm not gonna stay with somebody that dumps me.
182
00:11:27,133 --> 00:11:31,300
So, look, I brought you a sample of the wallpaper here.
183
00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:34,330
The motif I wanna use in yourcucina.
184
00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:40,133
Oysters? I don't know.
185
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,330
Where have I seen this before?
186
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,283
Red Lobster.
187
00:11:44,316 --> 00:11:48,283
Well, you told me you wanted things to heat up between you and Mr. Sheffield.
188
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:51,250
-It's a vomitose pattern. -It's an aphrodisiac.
189
00:11:51,283 --> 00:11:52,466
Does it come in fabric?
190
00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:59,283
-Oh, Frannie -What?
191
00:11:59,316 --> 00:12:02,383
Just looking at this, it puts me in the mood, you know?
192
00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:05,830
-Oh... -Then I start to miss Mitch.
193
00:12:05,116 --> 00:12:06,350
Oh-ho-ho-ho...
194
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:09,350
-Clock! -Oh!
195
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:15,233
Yeah. Yeah, I see a big clock right over that door with, uh,
196
00:12:15,266 --> 00:12:19,500
the accentuation of two giant pairs of antlers.
197
00:12:19,466 --> 00:12:22,483
A major aphrodisiac.
198
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,333
Since when are antlers a major aphrodisiac?
199
00:12:25,366 --> 00:12:27,350
Hello! Horny?
200
00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:36,160
Oh, God, I miss Mitch so much. [sobbing]
201
00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:38,183
Cabinets!
202
00:12:43,466 --> 00:12:47,216
What have you got? Decorator's Tourettes?
203
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:50,150
Frannie, I really thought that Mitch was the one.
204
00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:53,483
-Oh... -And when I met him, right away I wanted him to like me so much.
205
00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:58,450
I started making plans right away for a nose job, a boob job, liposuction.
206
00:12:58,483 --> 00:13:01,366
Well, it's a good thing you didn't get all that done.
207
00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:09,500
Uh, um... By a quack.
208
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:14,200
Yeah. You look fabulous, honey.
209
00:13:14,233 --> 00:13:18,330
-Don't I? Oh! -Gorgeous. Yes.
210
00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:21,133
The thing is, Frannie, I know he really loves me.
211
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:24,350
Give him a chance. He'll come around.
212
00:13:24,383 --> 00:13:27,250
It's like me and Mr. Sheffield.
213
00:13:27,283 --> 00:13:32,160
As God is my witness, I have never pushed.
214
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:39,316
You just give him some time.
215
00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:41,183
Time? Forget about it.
216
00:13:41,216 --> 00:13:45,100
We were friends for four years before we even went to second base.
217
00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:46,483
And right away after that he dumped me.
218
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,216
-[gasps] -No, not right away.
219
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:52,183
I mean, first he asked me to redecorate a room in his house.
220
00:13:52,216 --> 00:13:53,233
[gasps]
221
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,183
I can't feel my left side.
222
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,150
My arm's gone numb.
223
00:14:04,483 --> 00:14:08,330
Mr. Sheffield asked me to decorate this room
224
00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:10,183
right after we got to second base.
225
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:14,100
-[gasps] -Oh, why doesn't he like me?
226
00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:17,366
Oh...
227
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:21,500
It's not your fault, honey.
228
00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:24,383
It's just the men in this damn culture.
229
00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:28,300
Why don't they appreciate confident, vital women?
230
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,466
Well, they do, if she's 20.
231
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:37,330
What are women in our late 20s supposed to do?
232
00:14:39,283 --> 00:14:42,000
And if it's this difficult for us,
233
00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:43,466
what's it like for poor older women?
234
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,416
How the hell are they gonna find a man?
235
00:14:48,183 --> 00:14:50,133
Congratulate me.
236
00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:53,383
I'm engaged.
237
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:04,466
-[Fran] Oh, my God! -That's gotta be at least three karats!
238
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,160
And that's the small one.
239
00:15:08,183 --> 00:15:11,830
Take a look at this one Sammy got for me.
240
00:15:11,116 --> 00:15:12,300
[excited screaming]
241
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:16,183
See, that's why it's good to marry someone 89.
242
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:19,330
He forgot he bought me this one.
243
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:27,830
Oh, Yetta, that Sammy's got incredible taste.
244
00:15:27,116 --> 00:15:28,183
Who's Sammy?
245
00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:32,333
The guy you're engaged to.
246
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,283
I'm engaged?
247
00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:40,160
Oh, I've gotta tell the girls in the home.
248
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:43,366
Hey, Esther. Polly. I'm getting...
249
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,116
[both] Married!
250
00:15:46,150 --> 00:15:48,216
Hoo-hoo!
251
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:53,250
I'll tell you, Sheila.
252
00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:58,166
Our 85-year-old grandmother's getting married before we are.
253
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,200
What does she have that we don't?
254
00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:01,400
Removable teeth.
255
00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:14,116
I can't believe Mr. Sheffield is dumping me.
256
00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:18,300
Look at this. It's his favorite little teapot.
257
00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:26,266
Oops!
258
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:31,283
Well, Frannie, I cannot believe that you did that
259
00:16:31,316 --> 00:16:34,483
when this Lalique vase is so much more expensive.
260
00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:42,160
-Men! Who needs them? -Yeah.
261
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,166
-[cellphone ringing] -Mitch!
262
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:56,350
[grunting]
263
00:16:58,366 --> 00:17:01,500
[panting]
264
00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:02,116
How many was that?
265
00:17:02,383 --> 00:17:03,400
One.
266
00:17:07,483 --> 00:17:10,183
-[door opens] -What do you say we take a lunch?
267
00:17:10,216 --> 00:17:11,250
[door closes]
268
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:17,330
He is making me hold his sweaty ankles while he does sit ups.
269
00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:19,116
And he's wearing really baggy shorts.
270
00:17:19,150 --> 00:17:20,383
Are you getting the picture here?
271
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:27,400
Now, Brighton, the man has just had a heart attack.
272
00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:32,500
We have to try to show a little more consideration.
273
00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:35,466
-Daddy. -Don't! [grunts] Why did you say, "Daddy"?
274
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,250
Now he's gonna know I'm out here.
275
00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:42,200
Sir, my tea is lukewarm. Would you mind?
276
00:17:52,266 --> 00:17:55,350
Fran, Mr. Sheffield is not going to dump you.
277
00:17:55,383 --> 00:17:59,400
You and Sheila do not lead parallel lives.
278
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:02,830
Does she still have that stupid best friend?
279
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:08,200
Oh, I am so getting dumped.
280
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:14,483
Now, meanwhile, this room is stunning.
281
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,133
But where's the aphrodisiac affect?
282
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,266
I don't see it.
283
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:23,400
[exclaims] Oh, my God.
284
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,383
[romantic jazz music playing]
285
00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:36,500
Whoa-ho-hoa! That working out is paying off big time, mister.
286
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:42,166
[romantic jazz music playing]
287
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,830
-Pick you up at 8:00. Wear something-- -Velcro?
288
00:18:45,116 --> 00:18:46,150
Rawr!
289
00:18:52,366 --> 00:18:55,150
Toriello, looking good.
290
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:04,100
[sighs] Well, at least somebody's getting some use out of my newcucina.
291
00:19:05,483 --> 00:19:08,160
-[phone ringing] -Yep.
292
00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:12,233
Hello.
293
00:19:12,266 --> 00:19:14,100
Hey, cuz.
294
00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:18,383
Guess who's in the Caribbean getting Bain de Solaid.
295
00:19:21,383 --> 00:19:24,160
Oh, yes.
296
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:27,166
Ooh, yes... Oh, Mitch.
297
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,830
-Mitch? She got back together with Mitch. -[gasps]
298
00:19:30,116 --> 00:19:36,200
[gasps] I'm gonna get back together with Mr. Sheffield.
299
00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:39,233
Frannie, you're gonna have to find yourself a new decorator
300
00:19:39,266 --> 00:19:42,133
because Mitch wants me to quit my job.
301
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:45,000
And I never have to work again.
302
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:50,183
Oh, I have to work. I just have to find a new career.
303
00:19:50,216 --> 00:19:53,200
Uh, Mitch says my taste nauseated him.
304
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:04,250
Can you believe that that's why he broke up with me?
305
00:20:05,466 --> 00:20:10,200
Well, we're together now and I've never been happy...
306
00:20:10,233 --> 00:20:13,200
-[phone beeps] -Oh, Val. My God.
307
00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:15,500
Uh... Duh...
308
00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:17,166
-You've gotta take this out of here. -I can't.
309
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,216
What do you mean, "you can't"? What's the matter with you? Are you--
310
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:21,450
Mrs. Sheffield...
311
00:20:21,483 --> 00:20:23,266
A psychic? Please, God.
312
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,416
Oh, Miss Fine, I have to say
313
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:37,400
-I think the kitchen is now my favorite room in the house. -Aww!
314
00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:40,330
Welcome to the Fine family.
315
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:43,433
Perhaps we should have dinner here from now on.
316
00:20:43,466 --> 00:20:45,283
Or dessert.
317
00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:53,466
-So you like what you see? -Lovely.
318
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,283
Maybe I should do you in the dining room.
319
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:01,400
I should have you do the dining room next.
320
00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:05,116
Are you sure, Mr. Sheffield? That's a pretty big step.
321
00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:11,133
I have half a cup of coffee left.
322
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,266
Where were we?
323
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,300
Miss Fine. About what happened in the hospital
324
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:20,160
Save it, honey. You think I didn't know
325
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,160
that you concocted this whole decorating scheme
326
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:23,400
just to distract me?
327
00:21:23,433 --> 00:21:26,200
Though, you really didn't have to come up with such a ruse.
328
00:21:26,233 --> 00:21:28,233
Don't you think that we're both above that?
329
00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:33,150
[romantic jazz music playing]
330
00:21:33,183 --> 00:21:36,266
Oh, Miss Very-Fine.
331
00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:43,233
These drapes won't fit with your new motif.
332
00:21:52,366 --> 00:21:54,383
Here, put something in your mouth.
333
00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:56,450
You got lipstick on your teeth.
334
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,316
You got chocolate on yours.
335
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:14,183
[theme music playing]
336
00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:31,166
[theme music ends]
25449
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof