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Hi.
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Oh, Grandma Yetta called and said she's on her way.
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I don't know why she wouldn't let me send the limo for her
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so she could stretch out in back.
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Oh, honey, at her age,
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she's not looking to stretch out
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in the back of any long black cars.
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Niles, do you have anything for the dog to eat?
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Sure. What are you in the mood for?
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Watch it, Hop Sing,
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-or I'll have you fixed like I fixed him. -Oh.
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Nanny Fine, here's my credit card.
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Now, when you take Chester to the groomer, be very careful.
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He's been biting and snapping
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and being particularly vicious.
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BadCujo.
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Dump him in here. I gave him a tranquillizer.
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Oh, you know, my mother once took
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a doggy tranquillizer by accident.
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She thought it was a Dexatrim.
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What happened?
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Well, she ate out of a big bowl,
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licked herself clean...
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Basically nothing happened.
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I'm leaving for the airport now, Mother.
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Goodbye.
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Yes, of course, Mother.
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I like you very much, too.
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"I like you very much, too"?
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When are you gonna cut that umbilical cord already?
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Well, I have to go to Paris.
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My brother's done it again.
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Nigel's taken his entire inheritance
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and bought some seedy little nightclub in Paris.
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I told Mother no one in our family
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should get hold of their trust fund
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until they're at least 30 years old.
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30?
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I'm not gonna have a date until I'm 30.
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Well, honey, at least when you turn 30, you'll be rich.
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When I turn 30, I'll be 40.
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Oh, my goodness. Look at the time.
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I'm gonna miss my flight.
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Oh, well, Shalimar.
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Oh, no. That'sau revoir, Fine.
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No. I meant Shalimar, as in duty free,
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but I'll be happy with whatever you bring me back.
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Chanel.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
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Mr. Sheffield, you forgot your bag.
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Oh, my goodness. Thank you. Goodbye.
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Bye, Dad.
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FRAN: Oh, look who's here.
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Grandma Yetta.
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Oh, no. You came here in an ambulance?
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Are you okay?
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She flagged us down and said she was a little out of breath.
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But as we were driving down your block,
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she suddenly felt much better.
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It was a miracle.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, Brighton, bring Chester over here.
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We're gonna take him to the groomer's.
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Here boy. Boy?
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[WHISTLES]
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You know, Fran, I don't want to say anything here,
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but I think this dog is dead.
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Oh, calm down, he's not dead.
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He's just sleeping.
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I get that all the time.
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Oh, sweet doggy,
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nice puppy.
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Wow! She don't feed him enough.
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Oh, my God. Oh, no.
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Mr. Sheffield! Mr. Sheffield!
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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SINGER:♪♪ She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ In one of those crushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do? Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield's door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was there to sell makeup, but the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style! She had flair! She was there! ♪♪
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♪♪ That's how she became the nanny! ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessed that the girl we've described ♪♪
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♪♪ was just exactly what the doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the father finds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kids are actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girl from Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪
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Mr. Sheffield. Mr. Sheffield.
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Oh, thank God I found you.
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Oh. Miss Fine, what on earth are you doing here?
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Well, you accidentally took the wrong bag I gave you.
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How did you get on?
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Well, I had to buy a ticket with Miss Babcock's credit card.
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But I'll give it back for a refund
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just as soon as I get off the plane.
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Of course, without a ticket,
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I won't be able to get back into duty free
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to return this adorable little tennis bracelet...
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Would you-- would you just get the bag and get off the plane?
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Okay. Okay.
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Champagne?
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Oh, thank you, yes.
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I just love first class.
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Um...
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Uh, excuse me.
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Chester.
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Oh, Chester. Are you in here?
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Chester, honey.
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[BELL DINGS]
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STEWARD:Flight attendants cross-check and prepare the cabin for takeoff.
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[ENGINE WHIRRING]
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Grandma Yetta, Fran said I could go into her closet and play dress up,
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but everything's too tight on me.
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Does Franny still wear this?
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Because it would be good for me in summer.
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Uh, Yetta, I'm doing a book report,
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and they're out of it at Blockbuster.
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And, well,
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I was wondering, how much do you know about theTitanic?
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GRANDMA YETTA: Oh, top of the line.
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They had a midnight buffet on deck.
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And the ice sculpture...
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Huge.
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FRAN:Help me! Help me! Help me!
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That talking pig sounds just like my nanny.
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FRAN:Stewardess! Stewardess!
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Oh, God, no.
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[BELL DINGS]
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FRAN: I thought I was gonna suffocate. Oh, going down.
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Ladies lingerie, accessories...
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Get out of there.
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Oh, calm down.
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I was just trying to switch the bags
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and I accidentally got locked in the closet.
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It could happen to anyone.
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Yes, but it doesn't happen to anyone, does it?
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It only happens to you, Mrs. Carmichael.
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Come.
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Just--Just sit down.
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Oh, you like sitting by the window, too?
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Thank you. Thank you.
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I have to sit by the window.
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Oh, except now you really can't see the movie screen from here.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Oh, would you look at this?
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This brings back such memories.
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Ma used to make all the beds with these blankets.
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I'll tell you, until I was six...
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until I was six, I thought that our initials were T.W.A.
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Oh, look at this, my sister's china pattern.
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Wait a minute. If you're here, Miss Fine,
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who's taking care of the children?
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Oh, Grandma Yetta. But don't worry.
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She raised my mother, and look how normal she...
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Give me the phone! Give me the phone!
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[PHONE BEEPING]
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Hi, Grandma Yetta. Yeah, it's Fran.
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Listen, I'm calling from the aeroplane.
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I know. It's amazing.
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But, you know, if they could get a man on the moon...
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Sure they did.
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Neil Armstrong.
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No, he's not the one that sangLove on the Rocks.
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That was Neil Diamond.
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But I can understand how...
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Just give me that.
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Yetta, get Niles on the phone, would you?
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What?
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No, I most certainly will not.
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♪♪ Love on the rocks ♪♪
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♪♪ Ain't no surprise ♪♪
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♪♪ Pour me a drink And I'll tell you... ♪♪
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Would you... Is there no one there I can talk to?
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Yes. Good.
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Gracie, sweetheart, get Niles for me.
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Oh, talk to your daughter for two seconds.
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[SIGHS]
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Hello, sweetheart.
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I love you, and I miss you very, very much.
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I miss you, too, sir.
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No, we weren't worried.
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We figured it was something as simple as getting locked
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in the closet of a 747 in flight.
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Oh, here's Miss Babcock now.
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Mr. Sheffield for you.
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Bonjour,
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Oh, how I wish I were with you whisking off to Paris.
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Hold on a minute. Nanny Fine is babbling something next to me.
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Would you...
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Oh, she's babbling something next to you. [CRUSHES THE BOTTLE]
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Oh-oh.
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Isn't that funny?
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Funny, funny, funny.
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How can this be the only available room
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in the entire city?
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What? Is there some kind of convention going on or something?
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-[CHESTER GROWLS] -Oh, people are pouring in from everywhere.
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The new Andrew Lloyd Webber musical is opening.
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Oh,monsieur, wait. Here you go.
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And please don't come back until he's done number deux.
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Oh, here you go.
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Merci. Merci.
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Oh, I cannot believe we're in Paris.
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And would you look at this room!
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You know, I think Miss Ellie has this wallpaper in Southfork.
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I'll tell you, this jet lag
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is beginning to catch up with me.
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Oh, I know. I can hardly keep my eyes open.
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[SIGHING]
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Yes. Well, I'm feeling much better.
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Really? You look exhausted.
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You wouldn't want to spoil your stay in Paris.
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No. I'm feeling much better, really.
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I took a sleep on the plane.
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Why didn't you?
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And miss the lobster, caviar and make-your-own-sundae bar?
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[SCOFFS] I don't think so.
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Well, I'm gonna take a shower.
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Nigel should be here any minute.
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I thought we'd grab a quick bite at L'Orangerie,
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try and talk some sense into him.
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Talk him out of that ridiculous
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night club business he's getting...
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Miss Fine, were you going to just sit there
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and let me take my clothes off?
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Well, I didn't want to spoil my stay in Paris either.
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[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
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Oh, that'll be Nigel now.
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You know, uh, I haven't seen my little brother for four years.
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Actually, I'm feeling a little emotional.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield, that's good.
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Go with your feelings. Let it out.
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-Hello, young man. -Max.
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Who's this? I say, aren't we lovely?
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We certainly are.
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-I'm Fran. -Nigel.
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Oh, Max, I should have rung up.
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Am I, um, interrupting?
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-No. -No.
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Oh, this--this is my nanny.
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She, uh, she takes care of my children.
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Oh, you brought them with you, then. Where--Where are they?
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-Ah. -They're in New York.
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Oh, I get it.
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Nanny. Spank, spank.
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[LAUGHING]
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No, Nigel. You do not get it at all.
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Well, I can assure you,
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this woman is not involved with me
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or anyone else for that matter.
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Go to the window.
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I don't think Brussels heard you.
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All right, Nigel, now, what is all this ridiculous
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about you buying a night club?
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Oh, here comes the lecture.
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You know, if you put a martini in one hand
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and Father's jewels in the other, you could be Mother.
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[LAUGHING]
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Don't you think it's time
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you stopped behaving like an immature child and grew up?
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I mean, you know nothing about business.
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Well, what do you know? I used your name
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and couldn't even get into the Andrew Lloyd Webber show.
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All right. Fine. That does it.
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Oh, my God. Boys! Boys!
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Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
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Use your words.
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Now, you two are taking a time-out.
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That's all.
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He started it.
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Oh, and no TV for you, either.
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Now, what's with you?
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You know, he's only trying to help you.
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I mean, you're very young,
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and you've got all this dough,
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and what are you, 6'2"?
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Three.
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-One and a half. -All right. That's it. I'm out of here.
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You've turned into a stuffed shirt. You're boring.
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And don't bother coming to my club,
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because we don't get going till 10:00.
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And that's way past your bedtime.
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For your information, I go to bed at 11:00
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because I work in the morning!
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I'm sorry, Miss Fine.
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I'm sorry you had to witness such a dreadful display.
294
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Hey, that was a display by you?
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Try going to ma's house when two aunts each have a bagel
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and there's only one piece of lox left.
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Let's change the subject.
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Well, I'm gonna call the airlines.
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We are going home.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
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you can't leave it like this with your brother.
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No, I'm sorry. But even if it means going to his club,
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drinking champagne and eating French food,
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we are just gonna have to make the sacrifice.
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Well, all right.
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-I suppose we did come all this way. -Mmm-hmm.
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And I do happen to have a clean stuffed shirt with me.
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Well, let's see, it's only 4:00 now.
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So what do you want do between now and then?
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Oh, let me see.
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What could a man and a woman do
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to kill a couple of hours in Paris?
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Miss Fine.
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Oh, come on, Mr. Sheffield, right now.
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Let's go. Take me
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shopping!
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Niles, where's Maxwell?
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I've been trying to reach his room all day.
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Oh, well, try Nanny Fine's room.
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It's 4592.
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4592 is Maxwell's room.
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I know. Isn't that funny?
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Funny, funny, funny.
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SINGER:♪♪ I love Paris ♪♪
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♪♪ In the spring time ♪♪
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♪♪ I love Paris ♪♪
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♪♪ In the fall ♪♪
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♪♪ I love Paris ♪♪
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♪♪ In the winter when it drizzles ♪♪
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♪♪ Say, I love Paris in the summer ♪♪
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♪♪ When it sizzles ♪♪
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♪♪ Say, I love Paris every moment ♪♪
333
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♪♪ Every moment of the year ♪♪
334
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♪♪ Yes, I love Paris ♪♪
335
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♪♪ Why, oh, why do I love Paris? ♪♪
336
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♪♪ Because my love is near ♪♪
337
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♪♪ Because my love is near ♪♪
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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[SINGING IN FRENCH]
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You get what I mean, don't you?
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[SINGING IN FRENCH]
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Madames, monsieurs, ladies and gentlemen,
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the incomparable Eartha Kitt.
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Wonderful.
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Oh,monsieur.
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[SPEAKS FRENCH]
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Oh, tish, I love it when you speak French.
348
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Oh, look who's here. Bonsoir.
349
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A little late for you, though, isn't it, Max?
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He took a little nap.
351
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Eartha, I'd like you to meet my brother,
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Maxwell Sheffield and his, um, nanny.
353
00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:15,660
Oh, Miss Kitt, you are so wonderful,
354
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and you look incredible.
355
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How do you ever stay so young?
356
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I have a nanny, too.
357
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Lorenzo, darling.
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-Miss Kitt, you were smashing. -Merci.
359
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Oh, two handsome gentlemen in the same family.
360
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[GROWLING]
361
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All right. All right. Back off, cat woman.
362
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Well, the place is packed.
363
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Not bad for an immature child
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who knows nothing about business, hey, Max?
365
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This is on me.
366
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Would you just look at him?
367
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Working the room, picking up the tabs.
368
00:19:04,416 --> 00:19:07,266
Just wait till he spends a couple of sleepless nights wondering
369
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whether the thing that he's poured his heart
370
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and soul into is gonna go under or not.
371
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,330
Oh, he's such a dreamer.
372
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Wish you were him?
373
00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:17,450
Yeah.
374
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,233
You know, I was him once.
375
00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:25,400
What happened, Miss Fine?
376
00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:27,366
What happened to my passion?
377
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,000
Oh, I don't know.
378
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,116
Maybe becoming too successful,
379
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you lose your passion.
380
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I know sometimes when I wake up in my mansion
381
00:19:36,483 --> 00:19:41,333
and my Ralph Lauren sheets and I look out my window at Park Avenue,
382
00:19:41,366 --> 00:19:45,500
I think, oh, maybe I'll just sleep in.
383
00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:48,000
Niles can get the kids ready for school.
384
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,266
But enough about me.
385
00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:57,200
Do you know what I'm gonna do, Miss Fine?
386
00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:58,483
Fire me?
387
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:02,316
I'm gonna get my passion back.
388
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:06,166
Well, I'm right behind you, baby.
389
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:10,166
The first thing I'm gonna do is tell my brother, "Good show."
390
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,283
Then I'm gonna ring my mother and tell her to sod off.
391
00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:17,283
And the passion part will kick in exactly where?
392
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:19,266
Right--Right now.
393
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,400
Oh, right.
394
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I'm gonna go for it, Miss Fine.
395
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I'm gonna grab the brass ring.
396
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I'm gonna get back in touch and just do it.
397
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Go! Grab! Touch! Do!
398
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Did I mention touch?
399
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:36,200
For God sakes, I'm in Paris with a beautiful woman.
400
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:39,333
Come on, let's blow this nightclub
401
00:20:39,366 --> 00:20:41,216
and see where life takes us.
402
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:43,433
[GROWLING]
403
00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:47,330
Yep, taking the next plane
404
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:50,266
was definitely the right thing to do.
405
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:53,216
We switch flights in Rome, short layover in Amsterdam.
406
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:56,160
We'll be home in, oh, 19 hours.
407
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,183
Yeah, it was definitely meant to be.
408
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,383
What the hell was that?
409
00:21:01,416 --> 00:21:03,250
Oh, just a little bump in the road.
410
00:21:03,283 --> 00:21:06,150
What, did we hit a deer? We're in the air.
411
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,250
Oh, you have to picture yourself going along a little country lane
412
00:21:13,283 --> 00:21:16,400
with a few dips and potholes.
413
00:21:16,433 --> 00:21:17,483
What the bloody hell was that?
414
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,383
Okay, okay.
415
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:22,333
Calm down. ma said to always look at the stewardesses,
416
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:25,100
that they'll let you know when there's something to worry about.
417
00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:27,466
Oh, my God. Everybody, stay in your seats.
418
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,283
Fasten your seat belts.
419
00:21:29,316 --> 00:21:31,660
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
420
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:33,266
Oh, God, I never thought it was gonna end like this.
421
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:35,160
I did.
422
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:38,660
I'm finally flying first class with a handsome millionaire.
423
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,133
Of course the plane would go down.
424
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,000
What else?
425
00:21:43,150 --> 00:21:45,383
All right. Everybody, now, just stay calm.
426
00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:47,500
-Everything is fine. -Okay.
427
00:21:47,830 --> 00:21:48,250
Would you put your damn tray away?
428
00:21:48,283 --> 00:21:49,366
Do you want to get us all killed?
429
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,183
Okay. Okay.
430
00:21:52,366 --> 00:21:54,383
Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
431
00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:56,416
Mr. Sheffield, I just want you to know
432
00:21:56,450 --> 00:22:01,333
that these last three years have been just the best years of my life.
433
00:22:01,366 --> 00:22:04,200
Oh, God, my children.
434
00:22:04,233 --> 00:22:06,216
Oh, they adored you, Miss Fine.
435
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:10,183
You know, now would be a good time to call me Fran.
436
00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:22,466
I love you.
437
00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:31,383
[♪♪♪]
438
00:22:42,216 --> 00:22:45,216
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