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But one might ask,
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"What happens after we conquer
the tristate area?"
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To which I say,
first thought, best thought.
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- [Nadja snores]
- We head west.
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Quick question, how long
will this presentation take?
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Well, okay, I did plan a lunch
midway through,
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right out there in the foyer.
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[Laszlo] Ah, ring, ring. Terribly
sorry, Jerry. I must take this.
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Hello? Really?
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You need me now, you say?
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Do excuse me. I'll be
straight back, I promise.
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I can tell
you're not holding a telephone.
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- Immediately? Ah!
- [The Guide gasps]
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All right, person on the end
of this mobile.
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[Jerry] It's not a phone.
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- He said, "Ring, ring."
- [The Guide] Yes.
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- [Jerry] There's no cord.
- Wake up.
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We'll press forward.
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[yawning]
Great presentation, Jerry.
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Unfortunately, me and Nandor
have a 9:00 p.m. on the books.
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- So... [chuckles] ...thank you
so much. - Yes.
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- [Nandor] Okay, uh...
- [The Guide and Jerry sighing]
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Bye then.
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- [Jerry clears throat]
- Bye.
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[Nadja scoffs]
Thought you guys actually
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were taking the vampire
domination seriously this time.
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- We are.
- We are, Jerry.
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- Yeah?
- [Nadja] Just not right now.
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Great. So now I'm talking
to the ghost doll
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and the energy vampire.
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- Hi. Colin Robinson.
- [Jerry] Right.
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[Colin] Can you just take it
from the top?
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[♪ "You're Dead" playing]
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♪ Don't sing
if you want to live long ♪
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♪ They have no use
for your song ♪
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♪ You're dead, you're dead
You're dead ♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world ♪
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♪ Now your hope
and compassion is gone ♪
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♪ You've sold out your dream
To the world ♪
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♪ Stay dead, stay dead
Stay dead ♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world ♪
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I am loving my job
at Cannon Capital Strategies.
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Every day, I am greasing
the filthy wheels of commerce
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and learning the dark arts
of corporate America,
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all the while, secretly helping
Guillermo rise through the ranks here.
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I have had to go above
and beyond at times
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- to, you know...
- [Guillermo] Oh, my God, he's choking.
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...help these dogs
really appreciate Guillermo.
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[pendant clinks]
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- Look at that.
- Nice.
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- [Lisa] Oh, my God.
- [office worker] Yes.
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- [Lisa] Guillermo saved his life.
- [office worker] Yes.
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But I think they are
coming around. [chuckles]
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Hey, Nadja. Jordan's making a
big announcement in 15 minutes.
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So don't go anywhere, okay?
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[Guillermo]
Hey, Jimmy, there you are.
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You see how he talks like the
little piss king of everything now?
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[scoffs] Oh. [chuckles]
No rest for the wicked.
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♪ What a way to make a living!
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[Nandor] Things are going
really well for me here.
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To be considered an important part of
the team is refreshment for my spirits.
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It reminds me of the old
Al-Quolanudarian folktale
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of the humble sheepherder
who was secretly a prince.
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One day, the people here are
gonna be very surprised to learn
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that the janitor who scoops out their
hangover vomit from wastepaper bins
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is in fact
a very powerful warrior.
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There he is. What's up, Andy?
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So someone took a shit
on the toilet seat again.
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I will fix.
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All right, listen up!
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I got the big news.
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It's official.
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We have acquired
Hancock and Sons. Yeah!
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This is a name that is synonymous
with classic American style,
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and it's got insane brand equity
out the ass.
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- Yo! Yeah!
- No, it's just a stellar,
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stellar acquisition.
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I'm so proud of you guys.
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And special kudos
to the motherfucking
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- LBO team over here.
- Oh, no!
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- Killing it. Let's party!
- You, you!
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Yeah!
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- All right. Pop it up.
- [Nadja] Yeah!
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- Yeah. All right.
- [Nadja] Business!
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- Money!
- Back to work, every...
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- [Nandor] Jordan. Congratulations.
- You ready for those...
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Thank you.
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- [office worker] Jordan!
To you, Jordan! - Yeah!
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- We did this. Yeah!
- [Guillermo] So, basically,
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we license the Hancock and
Sons name to the highest bidder
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who make the clothes
super cheap in Asia,
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which is a great job for a
third-world kid. [clears throat]
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And then all the factories
that we close down in the US
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get converted
into, like, drug clinics.
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Pretty clever
if you think about it.
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- [Jordan] Hey, Guillermo!
- Yes, master...
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- Yes, Jordan?
- Hey. Oh... I didn't know you were on film.
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Cool kicks, dude.
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Hey, did you get my spot
at Gage and Tollner?
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Yeah, you got it.
7:30, window seat.
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Okay, I'm gonna actually
need you to make that 8:00.
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- Okay.
- And I may not go at all.
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- All right.
- So make a note. [chuckles]
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- Okay. [chuckles]
- Hey, level up, bro.
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- Level up. [imitates explosion]
- There it is.
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- No, we don't explode. We fist...
- No? Sorry. Yeah.
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Yeah, we'll keep working on it.
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Hot tip. This little ding-dong
is partner material.
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- Trust me.
- What? No. It's easy when you have
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- a cool boss like Jordan.
- Shut the fuck up!
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I've learned so much from him.
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He's, um... Well, I hear
he's quite the dealmaker.
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- Thank you very much.
- So I kind of see him now
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more as a mentor.
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He can also be very demanding.
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What the fuck is this, huh?
What the fuck is that?
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Pick it up. Get the hell out.
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Goddamn it.
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But, you know,
nothing I'm not used to.
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- [Jordan] Hey, Guillermo.
- Yep?
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Yeah, one more thing.
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You know that janitor
you're kind of friendly with?
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The one that's getting in
everyone's face all the time? Andy?
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I don't know. Maybe Nandor?
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- That's it.
- Yeah. I don't know him.
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You know, every time the son of a bitch
comes in my office to empty the trash...
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- Mm-hmm.
- ...he starts up a ten-minute conversation.
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- I'll talk to him.
- No, no. Fire him.
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[groans]
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Looks good to me. We should,
uh, try him out on the road.
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See how he does
at a quinceañera or something.
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[Laszlo]
You'll do no such thing.
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This creature was created for
shit work, and shit work it will do.
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[Nadja through intercom]
Laszlo, Sean is here.
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- [Laszlo] Fuck.
- Laszlo?
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Hello, my darling.
Tell him I'll be right up.
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He's already on his way down.
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Shit. Cover him up.
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[Colin]
Well, you're wrong, Laszlo.
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This monster could do so
much more than just shit work.
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Well, I'll be the judge of that.
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Night night, little buddy.
See you later.
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- Whoa.
- [Laszlo] Seanay!
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Oh, what the fuck is this place?
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Some sort of torture chamber?
[chuckles]
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[Laszlo] No, no, no.
Welcome to the laundry room.
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Smells like scrambled eggs
and piss.
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Well, Nadja insists that we use
an organic detergent.
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It's cool. Cool. So you guys
still work at the railroad, right?
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Of course we do.
Yeah, I work at the railroad.
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Me too.
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For a few years now, we've had to
tell Sean that we work at the railroad.
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Which explains
the rather odd hours we keep.
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He usually
doesn't ask questions,
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which is good because we
don't know dick about the railroad.
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So that's a...
It's a pretty cool job.
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[Laszlo] It's about the coolest.
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The railroad is a great company.
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- Sean's not what you would call curious.
- [laughs]
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♪ Seanay! ♪
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Well, I just got shitcanned
from the TSA.
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Charmaine's been on my ass
about asking
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if, I don't know, you know, maybe I
could get an interview with the railroad.
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But fuck me, you know.
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You want an interview,
you got it.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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- [laughing] Oh, that's awesome.
- [Laszlo] Anything for a friend.
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You're the best friend
I've ever had in my life.
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I swear to you guys,
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I am not gonna let you down.
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Not even you, Dilbert.
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I gotta tell Charmaine
right now.
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- Shit.
- We don't actually work at the railroad.
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Yes, I do know that.
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Just hypnotize the guy so
he forgets about the interview.
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I wish I could.
He's almost brain-dead.
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He's hypnotized out.
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He's a proper idiot.
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Doesn't know his ass from his
elbow. I mean, he really is stupid.
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But he's my friend.
I can't let him down.
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Hey, elevator box don't go-go.
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You need to press
one of the buttons, Sean.
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- [elevator bell dings]
- [Sean chuckles] There we go.
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Good gravy.
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Yo, Big G.
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- What is that, tea?
- Yeah.
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[chuckles] Okay.
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I need you to book the back room
at Modus for Friday night.
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We're gonna go ham on some
steaks with the whole team.
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- That includes you.
- Really?
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Yeah.
You're special to me, ding-dong.
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- Okay.
- Look at that smile.
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You earned it, bro.
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What the fuck?
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Hey, the fuck
is he still doing here?
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I told you to fire that hippie.
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Oh, yeah. I've been so swamped.
I haven't got around to...
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Yeah, yeah. We're all swamped.
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If you're not ready to step up,
I need to know, like, right now.
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I'm ready.
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Hi.
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Welcome to the Staten Island
and Southwestern Railroad.
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[Laszlo] We brainstormed several
ways out of our Sean dilemma,
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but in the end,
the simplest plan was the best,
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which was to rent
an entire corporate office floor
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and hire a bunch of actors to pretend
they're working at a railroad office.
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Christine,
we're gonna need more phones.
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Derryberry, not West Brighton.
Derryberry.
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Now, you two are gonna be
in an office romance.
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You know,
I wanna really feel the tension.
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Do I get extra for that?
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Uh, no, you don't.
You're lucky to even be here.
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[Colin]
Don't overthink it, guys.
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Pretend you work
at the railroad.
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Sometimes you look at a clock.
Sometimes you look at a map.
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You're always angling
for some workmen's comp
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so you can sit
on your big butts.
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That's the dream
of a railroad worker.
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[humming] Guillermo!
What is cracking, my friend?
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You know, just crushing it,
climbing up that ladder.
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- You know how it is.
- I do.
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I am also making arrangements
in the friendship department.
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So, here's the thing.
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Jordan has asked me
to tell you...
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Advice from the great Jordan.
Do tell.
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Well, Jordan has asked me
to tell you...
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Did I win employee of the month?
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He wants me to tell you
that he thinks you should...
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blend in more
with the background.
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- The background? I...
- Kinda be more invisible.
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Invisible?
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Yes, of course.
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You know, as a powerful warrior,
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I'm not so used to tamping down
my natural air of cold command.
235
00:09:43,618 --> 00:09:47,208
Such a personality can
cast a long shadow.
236
00:09:48,070 --> 00:09:50,451
- That's it.
- Thank you for the advice, Guillermo.
237
00:09:50,452 --> 00:09:52,420
It'll be
as if I'm not even here.
238
00:09:52,799 --> 00:09:53,835
Okay.
239
00:09:56,907 --> 00:09:58,079
[Sean] Give me another fact.
240
00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,289
Our trains specialize
in moving units.
241
00:10:00,290 --> 00:10:01,946
All right. Well, how many units?
242
00:10:02,671 --> 00:10:04,948
- 2,000 units.
- That's big.
243
00:10:04,949 --> 00:10:07,365
Oh, engines.
They run on electric or diesel?
244
00:10:07,366 --> 00:10:09,781
Uh, electric diesel
and I'll throw in some steam.
245
00:10:09,782 --> 00:10:12,232
- Sounds like low emissions.
- Strictly nocturnal.
246
00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:14,268
[laughs]
247
00:10:14,269 --> 00:10:15,580
I'm gonna love this company.
248
00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:17,271
What a lovely surprise!
249
00:10:17,272 --> 00:10:19,998
Seany, what is going on here?
250
00:10:19,999 --> 00:10:23,277
Laz is prepping me for my
interview with the railroad tomorrow.
251
00:10:23,278 --> 00:10:26,142
- Could I borrow you, my Velvet King?
- If you must.
252
00:10:26,143 --> 00:10:27,730
[chuckles] Husband
and wife business, you know.
253
00:10:27,731 --> 00:10:29,835
Don't worry about it.
Go over my resume.
254
00:10:29,836 --> 00:10:32,252
[Nadja whispering] You idiot.
There is no railroad.
255
00:10:32,253 --> 00:10:33,460
[whispering]
Well, that's why we built one.
256
00:10:33,461 --> 00:10:35,289
You built a railroad?
257
00:10:35,290 --> 00:10:36,980
Well, not the whole thing,
just the office.
258
00:10:36,981 --> 00:10:38,396
So you could give Sean a job?
259
00:10:38,397 --> 00:10:40,294
Of course not. There is no job.
260
00:10:40,295 --> 00:10:41,916
So we could give Sean
an interview,
261
00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:43,608
build his confidence.
262
00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:45,679
After this, he'll be getting
jobs left, right and Chelsea.
263
00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:47,681
I don't remember
working at Kinko's.
264
00:10:47,682 --> 00:10:49,166
[sighs] Laszlo,
265
00:10:49,856 --> 00:10:50,856
[smacks lips]
266
00:10:50,857 --> 00:10:53,928
Sean is very lucky
to have a friend
267
00:10:53,929 --> 00:10:57,967
who is as big and generous in
his brains as he is in his knickers.
268
00:10:57,968 --> 00:10:59,658
[Laszlo laughs] Yes.
269
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,626
You, uh, think I should get,
270
00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:03,318
like, a conductor's hat
or something?
271
00:11:04,146 --> 00:11:08,667
[Nandor] Of course I will miss the easy
camaraderie of an office environment.
272
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,878
But such is the curse
of powerful men.
273
00:11:13,846 --> 00:11:15,467
- What's up, gangsta?
- What's up? What!
274
00:11:15,468 --> 00:11:17,538
At least I am helping Guillermo.
275
00:11:17,539 --> 00:11:18,884
- You all good, man?
- What's he doing?
276
00:11:18,885 --> 00:11:19,989
You good?
277
00:11:19,990 --> 00:11:21,335
All right. I gotta go.
278
00:11:21,336 --> 00:11:23,026
- All right.
- I'll see ya.
279
00:11:23,027 --> 00:11:24,890
[Nandor]
Of course it hurt a little,
280
00:11:24,891 --> 00:11:28,377
but I was reminded
of when I was a warlord.
281
00:11:28,378 --> 00:11:32,967
I would always discourage nonsexual
fraternization amongst the men.
282
00:11:32,968 --> 00:11:35,315
[Sean] Whoa, this is one hell
of a busy office.
283
00:11:35,316 --> 00:11:37,178
And this is
just the night shift?
284
00:11:37,179 --> 00:11:39,457
Well, here at the railroad,
we like to keep rolling.
285
00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:41,355
[laughs]
I see what you did there.
286
00:11:41,356 --> 00:11:44,013
- [Laszlo] Are you ready?
- [Sean] I'm ready as I'll ever be.
287
00:11:44,014 --> 00:11:46,567
Oh, hey, listen, I'd like to say hi to
Nandor while I'm here, you know.
288
00:11:46,568 --> 00:11:49,364
Yeah, I don't think that'll be possible.
He's very busy at the moment.
289
00:11:50,192 --> 00:11:52,332
There he is.
Now, we'll just move on in here.
290
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:54,472
- Oh, yeah.
- You're about to meet Mr. Smith.
291
00:11:54,473 --> 00:11:57,233
Now, he's a tough nut to crack,
a man of few words.
292
00:11:57,234 --> 00:11:59,166
- Just relax and be yourself.
- Yeah.
293
00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:01,168
If I tell you to leave that
office, then get out of the office.
294
00:12:01,169 --> 00:12:02,238
What do you do?
295
00:12:02,239 --> 00:12:03,344
- Get out of the office.
- You got it.
296
00:12:04,586 --> 00:12:07,208
- Oh, why it's Laszlo and Sean.
- [Laszlo] Yes.
297
00:12:07,209 --> 00:12:11,212
Mr. Smith, this is the man
we were telling you about.
298
00:12:11,213 --> 00:12:16,010
Sean Rinaldi, meet Greg Smith,
president of the SISR.
299
00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:18,288
He had a little fender bender
over the weekend.
300
00:12:18,289 --> 00:12:19,566
We're not gonna need that.
301
00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:20,568
I wouldn't be so sure.
302
00:12:21,431 --> 00:12:22,741
Greeting.
303
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,950
Hey, thank you
for the opportunity.
304
00:12:24,951 --> 00:12:26,780
- [groans]
- [Sean grunts]
305
00:12:26,781 --> 00:12:28,990
Damn,
that's an interesting grip, huh?
306
00:12:29,956 --> 00:12:32,717
We decided
to kill two cats with one arrow,
307
00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:35,409
meaning Sean gets his interview,
308
00:12:35,410 --> 00:12:39,517
and the monster gets to show
that he's a smart, cool dude.
309
00:12:39,518 --> 00:12:41,691
[groans] Who Sean?
310
00:12:41,692 --> 00:12:43,313
That's a great question.
311
00:12:43,314 --> 00:12:44,798
Who is Sean Rinaldi?
312
00:12:44,799 --> 00:12:48,422
Well, I'm a hard worker,
a team player.
313
00:12:48,423 --> 00:12:50,044
Why Sean railroad?
314
00:12:50,045 --> 00:12:52,288
Boom. Another great question.
315
00:12:52,289 --> 00:12:56,430
I will hold you responsible
if today turns into carnage.
316
00:12:56,431 --> 00:12:58,052
- It won't.
- It might.
317
00:12:58,053 --> 00:12:59,295
I think to me,
318
00:12:59,296 --> 00:13:01,642
the Staten Island
and Southwestern Rail
319
00:13:01,643 --> 00:13:04,058
isn't in the business
of transportation.
320
00:13:04,059 --> 00:13:06,820
It's in the business of dreams.
321
00:13:06,821 --> 00:13:08,339
- [monster groans]
- [Sean chuckles]
322
00:13:10,997 --> 00:13:12,689
- Sorry, I gotta ask, man.
- [Guillermo] Hmm?
323
00:13:13,448 --> 00:13:16,899
What's your fucking deal?
Where do you even come from?
324
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:20,005
Oh, uh, well, I'm from Staten
Island, but I was raised in the Bronx.
325
00:13:20,006 --> 00:13:22,145
[chuckles] No, motherfucker.
326
00:13:22,146 --> 00:13:24,976
I mean, you were pushing the mail cart
two weeks ago, and now you're an analyst?
327
00:13:24,977 --> 00:13:26,805
Like,
what the fuck's up with that?
328
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,602
Well, a junior analyst, but yeah,
guess I'm pretty good at my job.
329
00:13:30,603 --> 00:13:32,190
- [Guillermo chuckles]
- Pretty fucking great at it, more like it.
330
00:13:32,191 --> 00:13:34,295
[laughs] Yeah.
331
00:13:34,296 --> 00:13:36,643
No, no. But seriously, bro, Jordan,
he thinks you're the shit, man.
332
00:13:36,644 --> 00:13:37,782
- Really?
- That's right.
333
00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:39,025
Yeah, yeah. No lie.
334
00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:43,201
And then I say,
"Not my problem."
335
00:13:43,202 --> 00:13:45,375
[laughter]
336
00:13:45,376 --> 00:13:46,480
Cheers to you, motherfuckers.
337
00:13:46,481 --> 00:13:47,481
[all] Cheers.
338
00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:49,450
- Let's do this!
- [whooping]
339
00:13:51,141 --> 00:13:52,452
♪ Can graduate ♪
340
00:13:52,453 --> 00:13:53,833
Go again. Let's go again.
341
00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:57,146
[Jordan] Come on,
you know you want it. Let's go!
342
00:13:57,147 --> 00:13:58,459
Bring 'em round.
Bring 'em around.
343
00:14:00,012 --> 00:14:02,152
- [coughs]
- [laughing]
344
00:14:05,431 --> 00:14:06,846
Yes. Yeah.
345
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,848
- Wow, dude.
- Yeah.
346
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,506
[whooping, cheering]
347
00:14:12,507 --> 00:14:14,474
It goes small, then it goes...
348
00:14:14,475 --> 00:14:15,579
- ♪ Can I graduate? ♪
- ♪ Can I graduate? ♪
349
00:14:19,756 --> 00:14:22,205
Hey, hey. Listen up. Listen up.
350
00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:24,484
I got something to say.
I wanna get this off my chest.
351
00:14:24,485 --> 00:14:26,727
Make it real quick, then
we'll go back to the partying.
352
00:14:26,728 --> 00:14:28,418
Looking at everybody
at this table,
353
00:14:28,419 --> 00:14:30,524
some of you guys are not gonna
be here in a couple of months.
354
00:14:30,525 --> 00:14:33,044
I get that.
Because of performance levels.
355
00:14:33,045 --> 00:14:35,529
But for most of you,
I love this group so much.
356
00:14:35,530 --> 00:14:37,358
I am so proud of this team.
357
00:14:37,359 --> 00:14:39,913
- Pussy.
- I will knock you out, motherfucker.
358
00:14:39,914 --> 00:14:41,742
Shut the fuck up.
Trying to get through this.
359
00:14:41,743 --> 00:14:44,089
You know, this isn't something
I'm comfortable doing, being nice.
360
00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:48,162
But I wanna say it.
You guys work so damn hard.
361
00:14:48,163 --> 00:14:49,992
And if you know anything
about me,
362
00:14:49,993 --> 00:14:53,443
you know that everything I do
here is for my wife and my kids, right?
363
00:14:53,444 --> 00:14:55,998
And having said that, fuck 'em.
364
00:14:55,999 --> 00:14:59,242
This is my fucking family,
right here!
365
00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:02,556
- [cheering]
- Guillermo. Get the fuck up here.
366
00:15:02,557 --> 00:15:06,767
Get up here.
Guillermo de la fucking Cruz.
367
00:15:06,768 --> 00:15:09,908
This kid shows up early,
stays late.
368
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,393
Works his ass off,
never complains.
369
00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:14,188
And I love it.
370
00:15:14,189 --> 00:15:15,604
And I love you. Welcome
to the family, my brother.
371
00:15:15,605 --> 00:15:18,676
Let's hear it for Guillermo!
372
00:15:18,677 --> 00:15:20,471
[distant cheering]
373
00:15:25,131 --> 00:15:29,134
I may look wistful, but that
is the look all generals have
374
00:15:29,135 --> 00:15:31,966
when they hear
the enlisted men carrying on.
375
00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:35,244
Let them sing and boast.
376
00:15:35,245 --> 00:15:37,626
It is better
that I keep my distance.
377
00:15:37,627 --> 00:15:39,007
[Jordan] Guillermo, let's go!
378
00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:42,872
Well, I don't wanna take up
any more of your time, Mr. Smith,
379
00:15:42,873 --> 00:15:46,462
except to say that I believe
in the power of rail.
380
00:15:46,463 --> 00:15:49,327
And not just for the economics
of this great country,
381
00:15:49,328 --> 00:15:50,984
but for the entire planet.
382
00:15:50,985 --> 00:15:53,607
It's one of the reasons
that I think I make a great fit.
383
00:15:53,608 --> 00:15:56,092
'Cause I'm young, I'm dumb.
I'm a fool...
384
00:15:56,093 --> 00:15:57,887
Greg Smith stop you there.
385
00:15:57,888 --> 00:15:58,924
- Yeah.
- [grunts]
386
00:15:59,649 --> 00:16:01,582
[Sean] Shit, I shouldn't have
made the joke.
387
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:10,660
Railroad more
than get freight A to B point.
388
00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:14,801
- It more than business
for money profit. - Yeah.
389
00:16:14,802 --> 00:16:17,804
- It about connect people.
- Yeah.
390
00:16:17,805 --> 00:16:20,634
It about bring folk together.
391
00:16:20,635 --> 00:16:23,257
[chuckling]
Yeah. I couldn't agree more.
392
00:16:23,258 --> 00:16:26,191
Greg Smith like cut of Sean jib.
393
00:16:26,192 --> 00:16:27,745
Welcome to railroad.
394
00:16:27,746 --> 00:16:28,988
- All right.
- [grunting]
395
00:16:30,403 --> 00:16:33,095
[Colin] I am so proud right now.
396
00:16:33,096 --> 00:16:35,822
I-I told you he could do more
than just grunt work.
397
00:16:35,823 --> 00:16:38,169
Yeah, but you know he wasn't
actually supposed to hire Sean.
398
00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:39,619
Yeah.
399
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,655
So, uh, how many days
do I get off?
400
00:16:41,656 --> 00:16:44,210
Fair enough.
But he didn't kill anyone.
401
00:16:46,212 --> 00:16:48,662
I cannot believe you hired him,
402
00:16:48,663 --> 00:16:51,320
let alone made him
a vice president.
403
00:16:51,321 --> 00:16:54,495
What? I think Sean will make
a fantastic vice president.
404
00:16:54,496 --> 00:16:56,463
Me like cut of Sean jib.
405
00:16:56,464 --> 00:16:58,810
Yeah.
I couldn't agree more, Monster.
406
00:16:58,811 --> 00:17:02,676
He's super qualified,
and he's incredibly charismatic.
407
00:17:02,677 --> 00:17:05,299
- [Monster grunts] - I mean,
damn Sean for being so good.
408
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:07,025
[Guillermo]
What's up, motherfuckers?
409
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,545
"Motherfuckers"? Shouldn't you
be shitting in your shed?
410
00:17:09,546 --> 00:17:13,135
No. Me and Jordan and the
LBO team went out for steak...
411
00:17:13,136 --> 00:17:15,309
- [Nadja] Ugh.
- ...because we closed
412
00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:17,795
on the Hancock and Sons deal.
413
00:17:17,796 --> 00:17:20,211
Oh, Hancock and Sons.
That's a quality shirt.
414
00:17:20,212 --> 00:17:21,868
[scoffs] Not anymore.
415
00:17:21,869 --> 00:17:24,077
We just bought it
for the brand and the land.
416
00:17:24,078 --> 00:17:26,148
- [Nadja groans]
- The rest of it can go fuck itself.
417
00:17:26,149 --> 00:17:29,185
- [Laszlo] Ooh.
- No, no. Not fuck itself.
418
00:17:29,186 --> 00:17:33,017
Like Jordan said, this is a net positive
for the consumer to get a cheaper product.
419
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:34,432
That is just a nice way
of saying
420
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:37,090
that you get rich off the bones
of the old workers.
421
00:17:37,091 --> 00:17:38,885
You don't know what you're
talking about. You know why?
422
00:17:38,886 --> 00:17:41,542
Because you are not on the team.
423
00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:43,268
[chuckling]
424
00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:45,995
[inhales sharply]
Bitch, I am the team.
425
00:17:45,996 --> 00:17:49,205
I built you up from a nobody
in the mail room. [hisses]
426
00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:51,276
I was told at my onboarding
427
00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:55,418
that nobody is a nobody
at Cannon Capital Strategies.
428
00:17:55,419 --> 00:17:58,767
[Nadja] It is not right that
this insolent little shed-dweller
429
00:17:58,768 --> 00:18:00,700
should ever claim
to be better than me.
430
00:18:00,701 --> 00:18:02,287
Whatever, Nadja, 'kay?
431
00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:04,358
Yeah, maybe you did help me
get a few steps ahead.
432
00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:07,016
- But you know what? You're not that great.
- [Nadja gasps]
433
00:18:07,017 --> 00:18:10,364
In fact, that whole office is
made up of tiny little shed-dwellers.
434
00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:12,953
Jordan loves me
because I crush it,
435
00:18:12,954 --> 00:18:15,369
and you're all sitting around
with your dicks in your hands.
436
00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:17,613
- [imitates popping]
- Why not? It's our house.
437
00:18:17,614 --> 00:18:21,791
Those pencil dicks will rue the
day they ever overlooked me.
438
00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:24,965
[Jordan] Okay.
So let's wait for their counter,
439
00:18:24,966 --> 00:18:26,898
but be prepared
to be very aggressive with them,
440
00:18:26,899 --> 00:18:29,142
because I've seen this before.
441
00:18:29,143 --> 00:18:30,489
- Okay?
- Yeah.
442
00:18:31,007 --> 00:18:33,146
What else do we have on the
agenda? I know there's some more...
443
00:18:33,147 --> 00:18:37,219
Which of you sons of bitches
wants to live in a mansion?
444
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:39,669
Yeah, I think you're in the
wrong meeting there, Elvira.
445
00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:41,982
- Okay? This is the LBO team.
- Sorry.
446
00:18:41,983 --> 00:18:45,779
I thought this was the team with
dicks so big they wiped the floors.
447
00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:49,231
But if you're too busy sucking
each other off, I can go elsewhere.
448
00:18:49,232 --> 00:18:53,787
Hang on. I'll bite. Before I fire you.
What do you... What do you got?
449
00:18:53,788 --> 00:18:56,514
Do you like trains?
'Cause I know your mom does.
450
00:18:56,515 --> 00:18:59,931
And this is too big
even for her wide-set legs.
451
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:05,488
Staten Island and Southwestern
Railroad, absolutely creaming with assets.
452
00:19:05,489 --> 00:19:08,941
- Open season.
- [Jordan] Yeah, this might be something.
453
00:19:11,979 --> 00:19:13,462
Well, how's it feel?
454
00:19:13,463 --> 00:19:15,602
[chuckles] Like I belong, right?
455
00:19:15,603 --> 00:19:19,640
What do I do now? Call a
meeting? Make a spreadsheet?
456
00:19:19,641 --> 00:19:20,987
[Colin] The world's your oyster.
457
00:19:20,988 --> 00:19:22,712
You're higher up
on the org chart than we are.
458
00:19:22,713 --> 00:19:24,818
- I am?
- Oh, yeah. You're a VP.
459
00:19:24,819 --> 00:19:27,510
Laszlo's
a deputy senior director,
460
00:19:27,511 --> 00:19:29,961
and I'm
a, uh, railroad consultant.
461
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,481
- Marone. That's
a lot of responsibility. - Yeah.
462
00:19:32,482 --> 00:19:35,829
We should do something official.
Let's go check out the trains.
463
00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:38,383
That's a great idea. Let's
go and check out the trains.
464
00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:40,144
- There are no trains.
- I know that.
465
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,180
I just don't wanna
disappoint Sean.
466
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,182
Maybe we can tell him
the trains were stolen?
467
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,667
He's not gonna believe
a preposterous lie like that.
468
00:19:46,668 --> 00:19:48,635
Wait a minute.
What's Nadja doing here?
469
00:19:48,636 --> 00:19:50,844
Well, here we are.
470
00:19:50,845 --> 00:19:54,848
You can see for yourself how active
and alive and real it is. [chuckles]
471
00:19:54,849 --> 00:19:58,507
Ah, my darling. What a pleasant
surprise. Who are your guests?
472
00:19:58,508 --> 00:20:02,407
Uh, us business banker types
are very interested in
473
00:20:02,408 --> 00:20:05,065
the Staten Island Southwestern
Railway with a view to purchase.
474
00:20:05,066 --> 00:20:06,722
Am I right, my guys?
475
00:20:06,723 --> 00:20:09,380
I'm so sorry. Is this a joke?
476
00:20:09,381 --> 00:20:11,244
- What are you even pointing at?
- [Lisa] What?
477
00:20:11,245 --> 00:20:13,349
There's nothing
even on this paper.
478
00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:15,489
And on the other side it just says
train over and over again. You see that?
479
00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:17,560
[Lisa] This computer is fake.
It's made of plastic.
480
00:20:17,561 --> 00:20:20,080
Is this a fucking prank or
something? Is this a prank show?
481
00:20:20,081 --> 00:20:22,151
- Are you fucking with us?
- 'Cause that would be funny.
482
00:20:22,152 --> 00:20:25,775
No, no. No. This is actually a
tremendous, good business deal.
483
00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:27,985
Very ruthless stuff.
484
00:20:27,986 --> 00:20:29,883
And we're gonna
be drunk on gold.
485
00:20:29,884 --> 00:20:31,885
It's all right, my darling.
They've sussed it.
486
00:20:31,886 --> 00:20:33,576
The office is bullshit.
487
00:20:33,577 --> 00:20:34,992
It was done just for the benefit
of my friend, Sean.
488
00:20:34,993 --> 00:20:36,338
- Well, that explains it.
- Sean.
489
00:20:36,339 --> 00:20:37,718
Yeah, and who the fuck is Sean?
490
00:20:37,719 --> 00:20:40,514
Sean is my best friend.
He means everything to me.
491
00:20:40,515 --> 00:20:44,518
So you brought us to Staten
Island for some straight bullshit?
492
00:20:44,519 --> 00:20:45,865
[Laszlo] Pretty much, yeah.
And it'd be great
493
00:20:45,866 --> 00:20:47,625
if you fellas just played along.
494
00:20:47,626 --> 00:20:49,454
- He's a nice guy.
- Yeah, I don't think so.
495
00:20:49,455 --> 00:20:51,077
This is fucking mental.
496
00:20:51,078 --> 00:20:53,251
- Jordan is gonna be so pissed.
- I don't care about Jordan!
497
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,805
My husband spent $3,000
on this place.
498
00:20:55,806 --> 00:20:57,462
It was actually $3,500.
499
00:20:57,463 --> 00:20:59,257
- [Nadja groans]
- Hold up.
500
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,053
- This whole floor went for 35 hundo?
- Only for the month.
501
00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:04,297
Shit. That's way below market
value, even in Staten Island.
502
00:21:04,298 --> 00:21:06,368
- Got eyes on that market, guys.
- That's good.
503
00:21:06,369 --> 00:21:08,473
- That's crazy. - They're
probably part of a family trust
504
00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:10,406
where they all hate each other
and wanna cash out.
505
00:21:10,407 --> 00:21:13,099
This is a family in crisis.
Let's go. [laughs]
506
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,895
[Jimmy]
Yes. Fuck yeah. Yes. Yes.
507
00:21:15,896 --> 00:21:21,141
Even though there was no railroad,
the real estate was very "undervalued."
508
00:21:21,142 --> 00:21:23,316
Yeah. Plus, that real
estate girl I've been fucking,
509
00:21:23,317 --> 00:21:25,387
she told me Staten Island,
it's the new Bushwick.
510
00:21:25,388 --> 00:21:27,147
Yes!
511
00:21:27,148 --> 00:21:29,978
I may not know what any of that
means, but it makes no difference.
512
00:21:29,979 --> 00:21:32,326
I still made it happen.
513
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,259
[Lisa] Good work.
Let's go, Magda.
514
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,330
You might've
just saved your job. Yeah.
515
00:21:37,331 --> 00:21:40,609
My darling wife Nadja not only
proved her mettle with the financiers,
516
00:21:40,610 --> 00:21:42,991
but she also solved
the Sean dilemma.
517
00:21:42,992 --> 00:21:44,682
He got a job at the railroad.
518
00:21:44,683 --> 00:21:46,132
- Come and take a walk with me.
- Yeah.
519
00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:48,755
The railroad went under
as railroads often do.
520
00:21:48,756 --> 00:21:51,413
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Beyond my control.
521
00:21:51,414 --> 00:21:53,622
I'm taking my train,
which my grandpa gave me.
522
00:21:53,623 --> 00:21:56,763
This place doesn't deserve me.
I'm leaving.
523
00:21:56,764 --> 00:21:58,799
So do me a favor. When you're
putting those decks together,
524
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,353
I just want you to double check
525
00:22:00,354 --> 00:22:02,527
to make sure all the
valuation spreads are... [sighs]
526
00:22:02,528 --> 00:22:03,977
What the fuck, dude?
527
00:22:03,978 --> 00:22:06,600
I thought I told you to fire
that weird janitor.
528
00:22:06,601 --> 00:22:08,326
- Yeah. No. I know, but...
- I don't wanna hear it, okay?
529
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,535
Just get it done.
530
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,297
[Guillermo]
I don't wanna fire Nandor.
531
00:22:13,298 --> 00:22:15,644
But it's like Jordan said,
it's about being the right fit.
532
00:22:15,645 --> 00:22:17,163
Fuck.
533
00:22:17,164 --> 00:22:18,888
And maybe that's what we were.
Or weren't.
534
00:22:18,889 --> 00:22:21,962
Nandor couldn't make me a
vampire, and I can't make him a janitor.
535
00:22:23,411 --> 00:22:25,966
Okay. [whispering] This is why
they pay you the money.
536
00:22:29,866 --> 00:22:31,212
[sighs heavily]
537
00:22:38,012 --> 00:22:39,910
Nandor, hey. Busy?
538
00:22:41,257 --> 00:22:43,913
Um, just doing
some light cleaning.
539
00:22:43,914 --> 00:22:44,880
Please, take a seat.
540
00:22:44,881 --> 00:22:46,607
[sighs] Great.
541
00:22:48,195 --> 00:22:53,026
[groans loudly] It feels good to
take some weight off the old tootsies.
542
00:22:53,027 --> 00:22:55,547
- Yeah. A break is good.
- What is cracking?
543
00:22:56,237 --> 00:22:58,859
- You know. Same old, same old.
- Mmm.
544
00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:04,589
You know, I noticed that Jordan is
starting to show a real special confidence
545
00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:06,936
in you, Guillermo,
and he's wise to do so.
546
00:23:06,937 --> 00:23:09,008
- Thank you.
- I mean it.
547
00:23:09,009 --> 00:23:11,424
I think you will
do very well here.
548
00:23:11,425 --> 00:23:14,117
- I think so too. Which is why...
- I'm proud of you.
549
00:23:16,809 --> 00:23:19,673
Okay. You know, there's no easy way
of saying this, so I'm just gonna say it.
550
00:23:19,674 --> 00:23:20,606
Say what?
551
00:23:22,436 --> 00:23:29,029
That we, as a company,
need to downsize.
552
00:23:30,444 --> 00:23:34,067
Downsize. What is downsize?
553
00:23:34,068 --> 00:23:35,448
- Sounds exciting. [chuckles]
- Nah.
554
00:23:35,449 --> 00:23:37,933
It's when you have
to let people go.
555
00:23:37,934 --> 00:23:39,073
It's not Jimmy, is it?
556
00:23:39,936 --> 00:23:41,419
No, it's not Jimmy.
557
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:45,527
[sighs] Whew.
Jimmy is my number one bro.
558
00:23:45,528 --> 00:23:49,221
No, I'm telling you because
you're the one that we have to let go.
559
00:23:51,085 --> 00:23:54,467
You're firing me?
560
00:23:54,468 --> 00:23:55,951
Yes, but if you think about it,
561
00:23:55,952 --> 00:23:57,918
it's the best thing
that could ever happen to you.
562
00:23:57,919 --> 00:24:00,059
I just want you to know
that it was not my decision.
563
00:24:00,060 --> 00:24:02,855
It's fine. I'll just, um...
564
00:24:04,098 --> 00:24:05,237
I'm so sorry.
565
00:24:06,997 --> 00:24:08,068
Good luck, Guillermo.
566
00:24:09,862 --> 00:24:10,932
Good luck, Nandor.
567
00:24:14,246 --> 00:24:15,282
Excuse me.
568
00:24:16,938 --> 00:24:21,735
You know what, I'm great.
It's been a positive experience.
569
00:24:21,736 --> 00:24:24,428
Guillermo,
he's like a baby bird,
570
00:24:24,429 --> 00:24:27,431
like a little falcon looking
for his first bit of prey.
571
00:24:27,432 --> 00:24:29,260
He has to prove himself.
572
00:24:29,261 --> 00:24:34,438
So, no, I am in no way, shape or
form humiliated by the fact that I have
573
00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:38,270
just been fired by my own...
by my former...
574
00:24:39,340 --> 00:24:40,651
You know what? I...
575
00:24:40,652 --> 00:24:42,446
[audio feedback from microphone]
576
00:24:42,447 --> 00:24:43,275
Yes.
577
00:24:44,552 --> 00:24:45,346
Excuse me.
578
00:24:47,521 --> 00:24:48,315
Please.
579
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:52,870
I said please!
580
00:24:52,871 --> 00:24:54,355
[boxes clatter]
581
00:24:58,083 --> 00:25:01,189
[door opens, closes]
582
00:25:01,190 --> 00:25:03,744
♪ I'm going to work ♪
583
00:25:06,229 --> 00:25:07,920
♪ Until... ♪
584
00:25:09,163 --> 00:25:10,819
[Sean] I'll always treasure
my brief time at the railroad.
585
00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:12,441
There you go.
586
00:25:12,442 --> 00:25:13,891
I came away from it knowing
that I got value.
587
00:25:13,892 --> 00:25:15,030
Fuck, fuck.
588
00:25:15,031 --> 00:25:16,376
Sean Rinaldi is a hot commodity.
589
00:25:16,377 --> 00:25:17,826
Wish me luck.
590
00:25:17,827 --> 00:25:20,311
You know which way
to the Sean Rinaldi interview?
591
00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:23,176
I mean, I'm still seeking similar VP
positions in the transportation sector,
592
00:25:23,177 --> 00:25:25,558
but till one of those
comes along,
593
00:25:25,559 --> 00:25:27,905
I'm gonna keep my hand in
right here at TaskRabbit.
594
00:25:27,906 --> 00:25:31,357
'Cause this guy
is gonna be okay.
595
00:25:31,358 --> 00:25:34,050
♪ I'm going to work ♪
596
00:25:36,708 --> 00:25:38,710
♪ Till the setting ♪
597
00:25:39,780 --> 00:25:42,886
♪ Of the sun ♪
598
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,166
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
599
00:25:47,167 --> 00:25:53,172
♪ The seeds of sorrow ♪
600
00:25:53,173 --> 00:25:59,800
♪ There'll be no tomorrow ♪
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