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But one might ask,
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"What happens after we conquer
the tristate area?"
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To which I say,
first thought, best thought.
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- [Nadja snores]
- We head west.
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Quick question, how long
will this presentation take?
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Well, okay, I did plan a lunch
midway through,
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right out there in the foyer.
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[Laszlo] Ah, ring, ring. Terribly
sorry, Jerry. I must take this.
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Hello? Really?
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You need me now, you say?
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Do excuse me. I'll be
straight back, I promise.
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I can tell
you're not holding a telephone.
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- Immediately? Ah!
- [The Guide gasps]
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All right, person on the end
of this mobile.
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[Jerry] It's not a phone.
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- He said, "Ring, ring."
- [The Guide] Yes.
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- [Jerry] There's no cord.
- Wake up.
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We'll press forward.
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[yawning]
Great presentation, Jerry.
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Unfortunately, me and Nandor
have a 9:00 p.m. on the books.
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- So... [chuckles] ...thank you
so much. - Yes.
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- [Nandor] Okay, uh...
- [The Guide and Jerry sighing]
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Bye then.
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- [Jerry clears throat]
- Bye.
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[Nadja scoffs]
Thought you guys actually
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were taking the vampire
domination seriously this time.
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- We are.
- We are, Jerry.
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- Yeah?
- [Nadja] Just not right now.
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Great. So now I'm talking
to the ghost doll
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and the energy vampire.
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- Hi. Colin Robinson.
- [Jerry] Right.
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[Colin] Can you just take it
from the top?
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[♪ "You're Dead" playing]
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♪ Don't sing
if you want to live long ♪
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♪ They have no use
for your song ♪
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♪ You're dead, you're dead
You're dead ♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world ♪
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♪ Now your hope
and compassion is gone ♪
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♪ You've sold out your dream
To the world ♪
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♪ Stay dead, stay dead
Stay dead ♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world ♪
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I am loving my job
at Cannon Capital Strategies.
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Every day, I am greasing
the filthy wheels of commerce
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and learning the dark arts
of corporate America,
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all the while, secretly helping
Guillermo rise through the ranks here.
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I have had to go above
and beyond at times
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- to, you know...
- [Guillermo] Oh, my God, he's choking.
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...help these dogs
really appreciate Guillermo.
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[pendant clinks]
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- Look at that.
- Nice.
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- [Lisa] Oh, my God.
- [office worker] Yes.
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- [Lisa] Guillermo saved his life.
- [office worker] Yes.
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But I think they are
coming around. [chuckles]
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Hey, Nadja. Jordan's making a
big announcement in 15 minutes.
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So don't go anywhere, okay?
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[Guillermo]
Hey, Jimmy, there you are.
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You see how he talks like the
little piss king of everything now?
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[scoffs] Oh. [chuckles]
No rest for the wicked.
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♪ What a way to make a living!
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[Nandor] Things are going
really well for me here.
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To be considered an important part of
the team is refreshment for my spirits.
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It reminds me of the old
Al-Quolanudarian folktale
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of the humble sheepherder
who was secretly a prince.
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One day, the people here are
gonna be very surprised to learn
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that the janitor who scoops out their
hangover vomit from wastepaper bins
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is in fact
a very powerful warrior.
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There he is. What's up, Andy?
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So someone took a shit
on the toilet seat again.
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I will fix.
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All right, listen up!
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I got the big news.
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It's official.
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We have acquired
Hancock and Sons. Yeah!
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This is a name that is synonymous
with classic American style,
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and it's got insane brand equity
out the ass.
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- Yo! Yeah!
- No, it's just a stellar,
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stellar acquisition.
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I'm so proud of you guys.
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And special kudos
to the motherfucking
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- LBO team over here.
- Oh, no!
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- Killing it. Let's party!
- You, you!
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Yeah!
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- All right. Pop it up.
- [Nadja] Yeah!
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- Yeah. All right.
- [Nadja] Business!
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- Money!
- Back to work, every...
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- [Nandor] Jordan. Congratulations.
- You ready for those...
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Thank you.
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- [office worker] Jordan!
To you, Jordan! - Yeah!
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- We did this. Yeah!
- [Guillermo] So, basically,
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we license the Hancock and
Sons name to the highest bidder
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who make the clothes
super cheap in Asia,
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which is a great job for a
third-world kid. [clears throat]
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And then all the factories
that we close down in the US
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get converted
into, like, drug clinics.
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Pretty clever
if you think about it.
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- [Jordan] Hey, Guillermo!
- Yes, master...
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- Yes, Jordan?
- Hey. Oh... I didn't know you were on film.
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Cool kicks, dude.
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Hey, did you get my spot
at Gage and Tollner?
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Yeah, you got it.
7:30, window seat.
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Okay, I'm gonna actually
need you to make that 8:00.
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- Okay.
- And I may not go at all.
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- All right.
- So make a note. [chuckles]
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- Okay. [chuckles]
- Hey, level up, bro.
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- Level up. [imitates explosion]
- There it is.
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- No, we don't explode. We fist...
- No? Sorry. Yeah.
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Yeah, we'll keep working on it.
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Hot tip. This little ding-dong
is partner material.
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- Trust me.
- What? No. It's easy when you have
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- a cool boss like Jordan.
- Shut the fuck up!
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I've learned so much from him.
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He's, um... Well, I hear
he's quite the dealmaker.
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- Thank you very much.
- So I kind of see him now
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more as a mentor.
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He can also be very demanding.
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What the fuck is this, huh?
What the fuck is that?
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Pick it up. Get the hell out.
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Goddamn it.
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But, you know,
nothing I'm not used to.
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- [Jordan] Hey, Guillermo.
- Yep?
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Yeah, one more thing.
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You know that janitor
you're kind of friendly with?
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The one that's getting in
everyone's face all the time? Andy?
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I don't know. Maybe Nandor?
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- That's it.
- Yeah. I don't know him.
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You know, every time the son of a bitch
comes in my office to empty the trash...
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- Mm-hmm.
- ...he starts up a ten-minute conversation.
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- I'll talk to him.
- No, no. Fire him.
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[groans]
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Looks good to me. We should,
uh, try him out on the road.
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See how he does
at a quinceañera or something.
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[Laszlo]
You'll do no such thing.
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This creature was created for
shit work, and shit work it will do.
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[Nadja through intercom]
Laszlo, Sean is here.
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- [Laszlo] Fuck.
- Laszlo?
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Hello, my darling.
Tell him I'll be right up.
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He's already on his way down.
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Shit. Cover him up.
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[Colin]
Well, you're wrong, Laszlo.
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This monster could do so
much more than just shit work.
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Well, I'll be the judge of that.
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Night night, little buddy.
See you later.
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- Whoa.
- [Laszlo] Seanay!
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Oh, what the fuck is this place?
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Some sort of torture chamber?
[chuckles]
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[Laszlo] No, no, no.
Welcome to the laundry room.
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Smells like scrambled eggs
and piss.
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Well, Nadja insists that we use
an organic detergent.
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It's cool. Cool. So you guys
still work at the railroad, right?
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Of course we do.
Yeah, I work at the railroad.
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Me too.
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For a few years now, we've had to
tell Sean that we work at the railroad.
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Which explains
the rather odd hours we keep.
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He usually
doesn't ask questions,
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which is good because we
don't know dick about the railroad.
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So that's a...
It's a pretty cool job.
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[Laszlo] It's about the coolest.
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The railroad is a great company.
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- Sean's not what you would call curious.
- [laughs]
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♪ Seanay! ♪
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Well, I just got shitcanned
from the TSA.
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Charmaine's been on my ass
about asking
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if, I don't know, you know, maybe I
could get an interview with the railroad.
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But fuck me, you know.
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You want an interview,
you got it.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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- [laughing] Oh, that's awesome.
- [Laszlo] Anything for a friend.
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You're the best friend
I've ever had in my life.
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I swear to you guys,
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I am not gonna let you down.
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Not even you, Dilbert.
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I gotta tell Charmaine
right now.
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- Shit.
- We don't actually work at the railroad.
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Yes, I do know that.
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Just hypnotize the guy so
he forgets about the interview.
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I wish I could.
He's almost brain-dead.
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He's hypnotized out.
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He's a proper idiot.
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Doesn't know his ass from his
elbow. I mean, he really is stupid.
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But he's my friend.
I can't let him down.
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Hey, elevator box don't go-go.
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You need to press
one of the buttons, Sean.
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- [elevator bell dings]
- [Sean chuckles] There we go.
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Good gravy.
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Yo, Big G.
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- What is that, tea?
- Yeah.
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[chuckles] Okay.
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I need you to book the back room
at Modus for Friday night.
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We're gonna go ham on some
steaks with the whole team.
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- That includes you.
- Really?
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Yeah.
You're special to me, ding-dong.
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- Okay.
- Look at that smile.
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You earned it, bro.
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What the fuck?
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Hey, the fuck
is he still doing here?
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I told you to fire that hippie.
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Oh, yeah. I've been so swamped.
I haven't got around to...
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Yeah, yeah. We're all swamped.
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If you're not ready to step up,
I need to know, like, right now.
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I'm ready.
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Hi.
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Welcome to the Staten Island
and Southwestern Railroad.
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[Laszlo] We brainstormed several
ways out of our Sean dilemma,
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but in the end,
the simplest plan was the best,
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which was to rent
an entire corporate office floor
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and hire a bunch of actors to pretend
they're working at a railroad office.
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Christine,
we're gonna need more phones.
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Derryberry, not West Brighton.
Derryberry.
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Now, you two are gonna be
in an office romance.
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You know,
I wanna really feel the tension.
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Do I get extra for that?
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Uh, no, you don't.
You're lucky to even be here.
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[Colin]
Don't overthink it, guys.
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Pretend you work
at the railroad.
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Sometimes you look at a clock.
Sometimes you look at a map.
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You're always angling
for some workmen's comp
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so you can sit
on your big butts.
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That's the dream
of a railroad worker.
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[humming] Guillermo!
What is cracking, my friend?
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You know, just crushing it,
climbing up that ladder.
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- You know how it is.
- I do.
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I am also making arrangements
in the friendship department.
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So, here's the thing.
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Jordan has asked me
to tell you...
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Advice from the great Jordan.
Do tell.
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Well, Jordan has asked me
to tell you...
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Did I win employee of the month?
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He wants me to tell you
that he thinks you should...
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blend in more
with the background.
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- The background? I...
- Kinda be more invisible.
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Invisible?
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Yes, of course.
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You know, as a powerful warrior,
234
00:09:32,994 --> 00:09:37,757
I'm not so used to tamping down
my natural air of cold command.
235
00:09:37,758 --> 00:09:41,348
Such a personality can
cast a long shadow.
236
00:09:42,210 --> 00:09:44,591
- That's it.
- Thank you for the advice, Guillermo.
237
00:09:44,592 --> 00:09:46,560
It'll be
as if I'm not even here.
238
00:09:46,939 --> 00:09:47,975
Okay.
239
00:09:51,047 --> 00:09:52,219
[Sean] Give me another fact.
240
00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:54,429
Our trains specialize
in moving units.
241
00:09:54,430 --> 00:09:56,086
All right. Well, how many units?
242
00:09:56,811 --> 00:09:59,088
- 2,000 units.
- That's big.
243
00:09:59,089 --> 00:10:01,505
Oh, engines.
They run on electric or diesel?
244
00:10:01,506 --> 00:10:03,921
Uh, electric diesel
and I'll throw in some steam.
245
00:10:03,922 --> 00:10:06,372
- Sounds like low emissions.
- Strictly nocturnal.
246
00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,408
[laughs]
247
00:10:08,409 --> 00:10:09,720
I'm gonna love this company.
248
00:10:09,721 --> 00:10:11,411
What a lovely surprise!
249
00:10:11,412 --> 00:10:14,138
Seany, what is going on here?
250
00:10:14,139 --> 00:10:17,417
Laz is prepping me for my
interview with the railroad tomorrow.
251
00:10:17,418 --> 00:10:20,282
- Could I borrow you, my Velvet King?
- If you must.
252
00:10:20,283 --> 00:10:21,870
[chuckles] Husband
and wife business, you know.
253
00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,975
Don't worry about it.
Go over my resume.
254
00:10:23,976 --> 00:10:26,392
[Nadja whispering] You idiot.
There is no railroad.
255
00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,600
[whispering]
Well, that's why we built one.
256
00:10:27,601 --> 00:10:29,429
You built a railroad?
257
00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:31,120
Well, not the whole thing,
just the office.
258
00:10:31,121 --> 00:10:32,536
So you could give Sean a job?
259
00:10:32,537 --> 00:10:34,434
Of course not. There is no job.
260
00:10:34,435 --> 00:10:36,056
So we could give Sean
an interview,
261
00:10:36,057 --> 00:10:37,748
build his confidence.
262
00:10:37,749 --> 00:10:39,819
After this, he'll be getting
jobs left, right and Chelsea.
263
00:10:39,820 --> 00:10:41,821
I don't remember
working at Kinko's.
264
00:10:41,822 --> 00:10:43,306
[sighs] Laszlo,
265
00:10:43,996 --> 00:10:44,996
[smacks lips]
266
00:10:44,997 --> 00:10:48,068
Sean is very lucky
to have a friend
267
00:10:48,069 --> 00:10:52,107
who is as big and generous in
his brains as he is in his knickers.
268
00:10:52,108 --> 00:10:53,798
[Laszlo laughs] Yes.
269
00:10:53,799 --> 00:10:55,766
You, uh, think I should get,
270
00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:57,458
like, a conductor's hat
or something?
271
00:10:58,286 --> 00:11:02,807
[Nandor] Of course I will miss the easy
camaraderie of an office environment.
272
00:11:02,808 --> 00:11:06,018
But such is the curse
of powerful men.
273
00:11:07,986 --> 00:11:09,607
- What's up, gangsta?
- What's up? What!
274
00:11:09,608 --> 00:11:11,678
At least I am helping Guillermo.
275
00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:13,024
- You all good, man?
- What's he doing?
276
00:11:13,025 --> 00:11:14,129
You good?
277
00:11:14,130 --> 00:11:15,475
All right. I gotta go.
278
00:11:15,476 --> 00:11:17,166
- All right.
- I'll see ya.
279
00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:19,030
[Nandor]
Of course it hurt a little,
280
00:11:19,031 --> 00:11:22,517
but I was reminded
of when I was a warlord.
281
00:11:22,518 --> 00:11:27,107
I would always discourage nonsexual
fraternization amongst the men.
282
00:11:27,108 --> 00:11:29,455
[Sean] Whoa, this is one hell
of a busy office.
283
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,318
And this is
just the night shift?
284
00:11:31,319 --> 00:11:33,597
Well, here at the railroad,
we like to keep rolling.
285
00:11:33,598 --> 00:11:35,495
[laughs]
I see what you did there.
286
00:11:35,496 --> 00:11:38,153
- [Laszlo] Are you ready?
- [Sean] I'm ready as I'll ever be.
287
00:11:38,154 --> 00:11:40,707
Oh, hey, listen, I'd like to say hi to
Nandor while I'm here, you know.
288
00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:43,504
Yeah, I don't think that'll be possible.
He's very busy at the moment.
289
00:11:44,332 --> 00:11:46,472
There he is.
Now, we'll just move on in here.
290
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,612
- Oh, yeah.
- You're about to meet Mr. Smith.
291
00:11:48,613 --> 00:11:51,373
Now, he's a tough nut to crack,
a man of few words.
292
00:11:51,374 --> 00:11:53,306
- Just relax and be yourself.
- Yeah.
293
00:11:53,307 --> 00:11:55,308
If I tell you to leave that
office, then get out of the office.
294
00:11:55,309 --> 00:11:56,378
What do you do?
295
00:11:56,379 --> 00:11:57,484
- Get out of the office.
- You got it.
296
00:11:58,726 --> 00:12:01,348
- Oh, why it's Laszlo and Sean.
- [Laszlo] Yes.
297
00:12:01,349 --> 00:12:05,352
Mr. Smith, this is the man
we were telling you about.
298
00:12:05,353 --> 00:12:10,150
Sean Rinaldi, meet Greg Smith,
president of the SISR.
299
00:12:10,151 --> 00:12:12,428
He had a little fender bender
over the weekend.
300
00:12:12,429 --> 00:12:13,706
We're not gonna need that.
301
00:12:13,707 --> 00:12:14,708
I wouldn't be so sure.
302
00:12:15,571 --> 00:12:16,881
Greeting.
303
00:12:16,882 --> 00:12:19,090
Hey, thank you
for the opportunity.
304
00:12:19,091 --> 00:12:20,920
- [groans]
- [Sean grunts]
305
00:12:20,921 --> 00:12:23,130
Damn,
that's an interesting grip, huh?
306
00:12:24,096 --> 00:12:26,857
We decided
to kill two cats with one arrow,
307
00:12:26,858 --> 00:12:29,549
meaning Sean gets his interview,
308
00:12:29,550 --> 00:12:33,657
and the monster gets to show
that he's a smart, cool dude.
309
00:12:33,658 --> 00:12:35,831
[groans] Who Sean?
310
00:12:35,832 --> 00:12:37,453
That's a great question.
311
00:12:37,454 --> 00:12:38,938
Who is Sean Rinaldi?
312
00:12:38,939 --> 00:12:42,562
Well, I'm a hard worker,
a team player.
313
00:12:42,563 --> 00:12:44,184
Why Sean railroad?
314
00:12:44,185 --> 00:12:46,428
Boom. Another great question.
315
00:12:46,429 --> 00:12:50,570
I will hold you responsible
if today turns into carnage.
316
00:12:50,571 --> 00:12:52,192
- It won't.
- It might.
317
00:12:52,193 --> 00:12:53,435
I think to me,
318
00:12:53,436 --> 00:12:55,782
the Staten Island
and Southwestern Rail
319
00:12:55,783 --> 00:12:58,198
isn't in the business
of transportation.
320
00:12:58,199 --> 00:13:00,960
It's in the business of dreams.
321
00:13:00,961 --> 00:13:02,479
- [monster groans]
- [Sean chuckles]
322
00:13:05,137 --> 00:13:06,829
- Sorry, I gotta ask, man.
- [Guillermo] Hmm?
323
00:13:07,588 --> 00:13:11,039
What's your fucking deal?
Where do you even come from?
324
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:14,145
Oh, uh, well, I'm from Staten
Island, but I was raised in the Bronx.
325
00:13:14,146 --> 00:13:16,285
[chuckles] No, motherfucker.
326
00:13:16,286 --> 00:13:19,116
I mean, you were pushing the mail cart
two weeks ago, and now you're an analyst?
327
00:13:19,117 --> 00:13:20,945
Like,
what the fuck's up with that?
328
00:13:20,946 --> 00:13:24,742
Well, a junior analyst, but yeah,
guess I'm pretty good at my job.
329
00:13:24,743 --> 00:13:26,330
- [Guillermo chuckles]
- Pretty fucking great at it, more like it.
330
00:13:26,331 --> 00:13:28,435
[laughs] Yeah.
331
00:13:28,436 --> 00:13:30,783
No, no. But seriously, bro, Jordan,
he thinks you're the shit, man.
332
00:13:30,784 --> 00:13:31,922
- Really?
- That's right.
333
00:13:31,923 --> 00:13:33,165
Yeah, yeah. No lie.
334
00:13:34,926 --> 00:13:37,341
And then I say,
"Not my problem."
335
00:13:37,342 --> 00:13:39,515
[laughter]
336
00:13:39,516 --> 00:13:40,620
Cheers to you, motherfuckers.
337
00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:41,621
[all] Cheers.
338
00:13:41,622 --> 00:13:43,590
- Let's do this!
- [whooping]
339
00:13:45,281 --> 00:13:46,592
♪ Can graduate ♪
340
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:47,973
Go again. Let's go again.
341
00:13:49,181 --> 00:13:51,286
[Jordan] Come on,
you know you want it. Let's go!
342
00:13:51,287 --> 00:13:52,599
Bring 'em round.
Bring 'em around.
343
00:13:54,152 --> 00:13:56,292
- [coughs]
- [laughing]
344
00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:00,986
Yes. Yeah.
345
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,988
- Wow, dude.
- Yeah.
346
00:14:03,989 --> 00:14:06,646
[whooping, cheering]
347
00:14:06,647 --> 00:14:08,614
It goes small, then it goes...
348
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:09,719
- ♪ Can I graduate? ♪
- ♪ Can I graduate? ♪
349
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,345
Hey, hey. Listen up. Listen up.
350
00:14:16,346 --> 00:14:18,624
I got something to say.
I wanna get this off my chest.
351
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,867
Make it real quick, then
we'll go back to the partying.
352
00:14:20,868 --> 00:14:22,558
Looking at everybody
at this table,
353
00:14:22,559 --> 00:14:24,664
some of you guys are not gonna
be here in a couple of months.
354
00:14:24,665 --> 00:14:27,184
I get that.
Because of performance levels.
355
00:14:27,185 --> 00:14:29,669
But for most of you,
I love this group so much.
356
00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:31,498
I am so proud of this team.
357
00:14:31,499 --> 00:14:34,053
- Pussy.
- I will knock you out, motherfucker.
358
00:14:34,054 --> 00:14:35,882
Shut the fuck up.
Trying to get through this.
359
00:14:35,883 --> 00:14:38,229
You know, this isn't something
I'm comfortable doing, being nice.
360
00:14:38,230 --> 00:14:42,302
But I wanna say it.
You guys work so damn hard.
361
00:14:42,303 --> 00:14:44,132
And if you know anything
about me,
362
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:47,583
you know that everything I do
here is for my wife and my kids, right?
363
00:14:47,584 --> 00:14:50,138
And having said that, fuck 'em.
364
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,382
This is my fucking family,
right here!
365
00:14:53,383 --> 00:14:56,696
- [cheering]
- Guillermo. Get the fuck up here.
366
00:14:56,697 --> 00:15:00,907
Get up here.
Guillermo de la fucking Cruz.
367
00:15:00,908 --> 00:15:04,048
This kid shows up early,
stays late.
368
00:15:04,049 --> 00:15:06,533
Works his ass off,
never complains.
369
00:15:06,534 --> 00:15:08,328
And I love it.
370
00:15:08,329 --> 00:15:09,744
And I love you. Welcome
to the family, my brother.
371
00:15:09,745 --> 00:15:12,816
Let's hear it for Guillermo!
372
00:15:12,817 --> 00:15:14,611
[distant cheering]
373
00:15:19,271 --> 00:15:23,274
I may look wistful, but that
is the look all generals have
374
00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:26,106
when they hear
the enlisted men carrying on.
375
00:15:27,107 --> 00:15:29,384
Let them sing and boast.
376
00:15:29,385 --> 00:15:31,766
It is better
that I keep my distance.
377
00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:33,147
[Jordan] Guillermo, let's go!
378
00:15:34,493 --> 00:15:37,012
Well, I don't wanna take up
any more of your time, Mr. Smith,
379
00:15:37,013 --> 00:15:40,602
except to say that I believe
in the power of rail.
380
00:15:40,603 --> 00:15:43,467
And not just for the economics
of this great country,
381
00:15:43,468 --> 00:15:45,124
but for the entire planet.
382
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,747
It's one of the reasons
that I think I make a great fit.
383
00:15:47,748 --> 00:15:50,232
'Cause I'm young, I'm dumb.
I'm a fool...
384
00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:52,027
Greg Smith stop you there.
385
00:15:52,028 --> 00:15:53,064
- Yeah.
- [grunts]
386
00:15:53,789 --> 00:15:55,722
[Sean] Shit, I shouldn't have
made the joke.
387
00:16:00,657 --> 00:16:04,800
Railroad more
than get freight A to B point.
388
00:16:05,524 --> 00:16:08,941
- It more than business
for money profit. - Yeah.
389
00:16:08,942 --> 00:16:11,944
- It about connect people.
- Yeah.
390
00:16:11,945 --> 00:16:14,774
It about bring folk together.
391
00:16:14,775 --> 00:16:17,397
[chuckling]
Yeah. I couldn't agree more.
392
00:16:17,398 --> 00:16:20,331
Greg Smith like cut of Sean jib.
393
00:16:20,332 --> 00:16:21,885
Welcome to railroad.
394
00:16:21,886 --> 00:16:23,128
- All right.
- [grunting]
395
00:16:24,543 --> 00:16:27,235
[Colin] I am so proud right now.
396
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,962
I-I told you he could do more
than just grunt work.
397
00:16:29,963 --> 00:16:32,309
Yeah, but you know he wasn't
actually supposed to hire Sean.
398
00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:33,759
Yeah.
399
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,795
So, uh, how many days
do I get off?
400
00:16:35,796 --> 00:16:38,350
Fair enough.
But he didn't kill anyone.
401
00:16:40,352 --> 00:16:42,802
I cannot believe you hired him,
402
00:16:42,803 --> 00:16:45,460
let alone made him
a vice president.
403
00:16:45,461 --> 00:16:48,635
What? I think Sean will make
a fantastic vice president.
404
00:16:48,636 --> 00:16:50,603
Me like cut of Sean jib.
405
00:16:50,604 --> 00:16:52,950
Yeah.
I couldn't agree more, Monster.
406
00:16:52,951 --> 00:16:56,816
He's super qualified,
and he's incredibly charismatic.
407
00:16:56,817 --> 00:16:59,439
- [Monster grunts] - I mean,
damn Sean for being so good.
408
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,165
[Guillermo]
What's up, motherfuckers?
409
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,685
"Motherfuckers"? Shouldn't you
be shitting in your shed?
410
00:17:03,686 --> 00:17:07,275
No. Me and Jordan and the
LBO team went out for steak...
411
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,449
- [Nadja] Ugh.
- ...because we closed
412
00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:11,935
on the Hancock and Sons deal.
413
00:17:11,936 --> 00:17:14,351
Oh, Hancock and Sons.
That's a quality shirt.
414
00:17:14,352 --> 00:17:16,008
[scoffs] Not anymore.
415
00:17:16,009 --> 00:17:18,217
We just bought it
for the brand and the land.
416
00:17:18,218 --> 00:17:20,288
- [Nadja groans]
- The rest of it can go fuck itself.
417
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,325
- [Laszlo] Ooh.
- No, no. Not fuck itself.
418
00:17:23,326 --> 00:17:27,157
Like Jordan said, this is a net positive
for the consumer to get a cheaper product.
419
00:17:27,158 --> 00:17:28,572
That is just a nice way
of saying
420
00:17:28,573 --> 00:17:31,230
that you get rich off the bones
of the old workers.
421
00:17:31,231 --> 00:17:33,025
You don't know what you're
talking about. You know why?
422
00:17:33,026 --> 00:17:35,682
Because you are not on the team.
423
00:17:35,683 --> 00:17:37,408
[chuckling]
424
00:17:37,409 --> 00:17:40,135
[inhales sharply]
Bitch, I am the team.
425
00:17:40,136 --> 00:17:43,345
I built you up from a nobody
in the mail room. [hisses]
426
00:17:43,346 --> 00:17:45,416
I was told at my onboarding
427
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:49,558
that nobody is a nobody
at Cannon Capital Strategies.
428
00:17:49,559 --> 00:17:52,907
[Nadja] It is not right that
this insolent little shed-dweller
429
00:17:52,908 --> 00:17:54,840
should ever claim
to be better than me.
430
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,427
Whatever, Nadja, 'kay?
431
00:17:56,428 --> 00:17:58,498
Yeah, maybe you did help me
get a few steps ahead.
432
00:17:58,499 --> 00:18:01,156
- But you know what? You're not that great.
- [Nadja gasps]
433
00:18:01,157 --> 00:18:04,504
In fact, that whole office is
made up of tiny little shed-dwellers.
434
00:18:04,505 --> 00:18:07,093
Jordan loves me
because I crush it,
435
00:18:07,094 --> 00:18:09,509
and you're all sitting around
with your dicks in your hands.
436
00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:11,753
- [imitates popping]
- Why not? It's our house.
437
00:18:11,754 --> 00:18:15,931
Those pencil dicks will rue the
day they ever overlooked me.
438
00:18:17,553 --> 00:18:19,105
[Jordan] Okay.
So let's wait for their counter,
439
00:18:19,106 --> 00:18:21,038
but be prepared
to be very aggressive with them,
440
00:18:21,039 --> 00:18:23,282
because I've seen this before.
441
00:18:23,283 --> 00:18:24,629
- Okay?
- Yeah.
442
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,286
What else do we have on the
agenda? I know there's some more...
443
00:18:27,287 --> 00:18:31,359
Which of you sons of bitches
wants to live in a mansion?
444
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,809
Yeah, I think you're in the
wrong meeting there, Elvira.
445
00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:36,122
- Okay? This is the LBO team.
- Sorry.
446
00:18:36,123 --> 00:18:39,919
I thought this was the team with
dicks so big they wiped the floors.
447
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:43,371
But if you're too busy sucking
each other off, I can go elsewhere.
448
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:47,927
Hang on. I'll bite. Before I fire you.
What do you... What do you got?
449
00:18:47,928 --> 00:18:50,654
Do you like trains?
'Cause I know your mom does.
450
00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:54,071
And this is too big
even for her wide-set legs.
451
00:18:54,072 --> 00:18:59,628
Staten Island and Southwestern
Railroad, absolutely creaming with assets.
452
00:18:59,629 --> 00:19:03,081
- Open season.
- [Jordan] Yeah, this might be something.
453
00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:07,602
Well, how's it feel?
454
00:19:07,603 --> 00:19:09,742
[chuckles] Like I belong, right?
455
00:19:09,743 --> 00:19:13,780
What do I do now? Call a
meeting? Make a spreadsheet?
456
00:19:13,781 --> 00:19:15,127
[Colin] The world's your oyster.
457
00:19:15,128 --> 00:19:16,852
You're higher up
on the org chart than we are.
458
00:19:16,853 --> 00:19:18,958
- I am?
- Oh, yeah. You're a VP.
459
00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:21,650
Laszlo's
a deputy senior director,
460
00:19:21,651 --> 00:19:24,101
and I'm
a, uh, railroad consultant.
461
00:19:24,102 --> 00:19:26,621
- Marone. That's
a lot of responsibility. - Yeah.
462
00:19:26,622 --> 00:19:29,969
We should do something official.
Let's go check out the trains.
463
00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:32,523
That's a great idea. Let's
go and check out the trains.
464
00:19:32,524 --> 00:19:34,284
- There are no trains.
- I know that.
465
00:19:34,285 --> 00:19:36,320
I just don't wanna
disappoint Sean.
466
00:19:36,321 --> 00:19:38,322
Maybe we can tell him
the trains were stolen?
467
00:19:38,323 --> 00:19:40,807
He's not gonna believe
a preposterous lie like that.
468
00:19:40,808 --> 00:19:42,775
Wait a minute.
What's Nadja doing here?
469
00:19:42,776 --> 00:19:44,984
Well, here we are.
470
00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:48,988
You can see for yourself how active
and alive and real it is. [chuckles]
471
00:19:48,989 --> 00:19:52,647
Ah, my darling. What a pleasant
surprise. Who are your guests?
472
00:19:52,648 --> 00:19:56,547
Uh, us business banker types
are very interested in
473
00:19:56,548 --> 00:19:59,205
the Staten Island Southwestern
Railway with a view to purchase.
474
00:19:59,206 --> 00:20:00,862
Am I right, my guys?
475
00:20:00,863 --> 00:20:03,520
I'm so sorry. Is this a joke?
476
00:20:03,521 --> 00:20:05,384
- What are you even pointing at?
- [Lisa] What?
477
00:20:05,385 --> 00:20:07,489
There's nothing
even on this paper.
478
00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:09,629
And on the other side it just says
train over and over again. You see that?
479
00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:11,700
[Lisa] This computer is fake.
It's made of plastic.
480
00:20:11,701 --> 00:20:14,220
Is this a fucking prank or
something? Is this a prank show?
481
00:20:14,221 --> 00:20:16,291
- Are you fucking with us?
- 'Cause that would be funny.
482
00:20:16,292 --> 00:20:19,915
No, no. No. This is actually a
tremendous, good business deal.
483
00:20:19,916 --> 00:20:22,125
Very ruthless stuff.
484
00:20:22,126 --> 00:20:24,023
And we're gonna
be drunk on gold.
485
00:20:24,024 --> 00:20:26,025
It's all right, my darling.
They've sussed it.
486
00:20:26,026 --> 00:20:27,716
The office is bullshit.
487
00:20:27,717 --> 00:20:29,132
It was done just for the benefit
of my friend, Sean.
488
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:30,478
- Well, that explains it.
- Sean.
489
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,858
Yeah, and who the fuck is Sean?
490
00:20:31,859 --> 00:20:34,654
Sean is my best friend.
He means everything to me.
491
00:20:34,655 --> 00:20:38,658
So you brought us to Staten
Island for some straight bullshit?
492
00:20:38,659 --> 00:20:40,005
[Laszlo] Pretty much, yeah.
And it'd be great
493
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,765
if you fellas just played along.
494
00:20:41,766 --> 00:20:43,594
- He's a nice guy.
- Yeah, I don't think so.
495
00:20:43,595 --> 00:20:45,217
This is fucking mental.
496
00:20:45,218 --> 00:20:47,391
- Jordan is gonna be so pissed.
- I don't care about Jordan!
497
00:20:47,392 --> 00:20:49,945
My husband spent $3,000
on this place.
498
00:20:49,946 --> 00:20:51,602
It was actually $3,500.
499
00:20:51,603 --> 00:20:53,397
- [Nadja groans]
- Hold up.
500
00:20:53,398 --> 00:20:56,193
- This whole floor went for 35 hundo?
- Only for the month.
501
00:20:56,194 --> 00:20:58,437
Shit. That's way below market
value, even in Staten Island.
502
00:20:58,438 --> 00:21:00,508
- Got eyes on that market, guys.
- That's good.
503
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,613
- That's crazy. - They're
probably part of a family trust
504
00:21:02,614 --> 00:21:04,546
where they all hate each other
and wanna cash out.
505
00:21:04,547 --> 00:21:07,239
This is a family in crisis.
Let's go. [laughs]
506
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:10,035
[Jimmy]
Yes. Fuck yeah. Yes. Yes.
507
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:15,281
Even though there was no railroad,
the real estate was very "undervalued."
508
00:21:15,282 --> 00:21:17,456
Yeah. Plus, that real
estate girl I've been fucking,
509
00:21:17,457 --> 00:21:19,527
she told me Staten Island,
it's the new Bushwick.
510
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,287
Yes!
511
00:21:21,288 --> 00:21:24,118
I may not know what any of that
means, but it makes no difference.
512
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:26,466
I still made it happen.
513
00:21:27,432 --> 00:21:29,399
[Lisa] Good work.
Let's go, Magda.
514
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,470
You might've
just saved your job. Yeah.
515
00:21:31,471 --> 00:21:34,749
My darling wife Nadja not only
proved her mettle with the financiers,
516
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:37,131
but she also solved
the Sean dilemma.
517
00:21:37,132 --> 00:21:38,822
He got a job at the railroad.
518
00:21:38,823 --> 00:21:40,272
- Come and take a walk with me.
- Yeah.
519
00:21:40,273 --> 00:21:42,895
The railroad went under
as railroads often do.
520
00:21:42,896 --> 00:21:45,553
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Beyond my control.
521
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,762
I'm taking my train,
which my grandpa gave me.
522
00:21:47,763 --> 00:21:50,903
This place doesn't deserve me.
I'm leaving.
523
00:21:50,904 --> 00:21:52,939
So do me a favor. When you're
putting those decks together,
524
00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:54,493
I just want you to double check
525
00:21:54,494 --> 00:21:56,667
to make sure all the
valuation spreads are... [sighs]
526
00:21:56,668 --> 00:21:58,117
What the fuck, dude?
527
00:21:58,118 --> 00:22:00,740
I thought I told you to fire
that weird janitor.
528
00:22:00,741 --> 00:22:02,466
- Yeah. No. I know, but...
- I don't wanna hear it, okay?
529
00:22:02,467 --> 00:22:03,675
Just get it done.
530
00:22:05,470 --> 00:22:07,437
[Guillermo]
I don't wanna fire Nandor.
531
00:22:07,438 --> 00:22:09,784
But it's like Jordan said,
it's about being the right fit.
532
00:22:09,785 --> 00:22:11,303
Fuck.
533
00:22:11,304 --> 00:22:13,028
And maybe that's what we were.
Or weren't.
534
00:22:13,029 --> 00:22:16,102
Nandor couldn't make me a
vampire, and I can't make him a janitor.
535
00:22:17,551 --> 00:22:20,106
Okay. [whispering] This is why
they pay you the money.
536
00:22:24,006 --> 00:22:25,352
[sighs heavily]
537
00:22:32,152 --> 00:22:34,050
Nandor, hey. Busy?
538
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:38,053
Um, just doing
some light cleaning.
539
00:22:38,054 --> 00:22:39,020
Please, take a seat.
540
00:22:39,021 --> 00:22:40,747
[sighs] Great.
541
00:22:42,335 --> 00:22:47,166
[groans loudly] It feels good to
take some weight off the old tootsies.
542
00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:49,687
- Yeah. A break is good.
- What is cracking?
543
00:22:50,377 --> 00:22:52,999
- You know. Same old, same old.
- Mmm.
544
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:58,729
You know, I noticed that Jordan is
starting to show a real special confidence
545
00:22:58,730 --> 00:23:01,076
in you, Guillermo,
and he's wise to do so.
546
00:23:01,077 --> 00:23:03,148
- Thank you.
- I mean it.
547
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:05,564
I think you will
do very well here.
548
00:23:05,565 --> 00:23:08,257
- I think so too. Which is why...
- I'm proud of you.
549
00:23:10,949 --> 00:23:13,813
Okay. You know, there's no easy way
of saying this, so I'm just gonna say it.
550
00:23:13,814 --> 00:23:14,746
Say what?
551
00:23:16,576 --> 00:23:23,169
That we, as a company,
need to downsize.
552
00:23:24,584 --> 00:23:28,207
Downsize. What is downsize?
553
00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:29,588
- Sounds exciting. [chuckles]
- Nah.
554
00:23:29,589 --> 00:23:32,073
It's when you have
to let people go.
555
00:23:32,074 --> 00:23:33,213
It's not Jimmy, is it?
556
00:23:34,076 --> 00:23:35,559
No, it's not Jimmy.
557
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:39,667
[sighs] Whew.
Jimmy is my number one bro.
558
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:43,361
No, I'm telling you because
you're the one that we have to let go.
559
00:23:45,225 --> 00:23:48,607
You're firing me?
560
00:23:48,608 --> 00:23:50,091
Yes, but if you think about it,
561
00:23:50,092 --> 00:23:52,058
it's the best thing
that could ever happen to you.
562
00:23:52,059 --> 00:23:54,199
I just want you to know
that it was not my decision.
563
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,995
It's fine. I'll just, um...
564
00:23:58,238 --> 00:23:59,377
I'm so sorry.
565
00:24:01,137 --> 00:24:02,208
Good luck, Guillermo.
566
00:24:04,002 --> 00:24:05,072
Good luck, Nandor.
567
00:24:08,386 --> 00:24:09,422
Excuse me.
568
00:24:11,078 --> 00:24:15,875
You know what, I'm great.
It's been a positive experience.
569
00:24:15,876 --> 00:24:18,568
Guillermo,
he's like a baby bird,
570
00:24:18,569 --> 00:24:21,571
like a little falcon looking
for his first bit of prey.
571
00:24:21,572 --> 00:24:23,400
He has to prove himself.
572
00:24:23,401 --> 00:24:28,578
So, no, I am in no way, shape or
form humiliated by the fact that I have
573
00:24:28,579 --> 00:24:32,410
just been fired by my own...
by my former...
574
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,791
You know what? I...
575
00:24:34,792 --> 00:24:36,586
[audio feedback from microphone]
576
00:24:36,587 --> 00:24:37,415
Yes.
577
00:24:38,692 --> 00:24:39,486
Excuse me.
578
00:24:41,661 --> 00:24:42,455
Please.
579
00:24:45,630 --> 00:24:47,010
I said please!
580
00:24:47,011 --> 00:24:48,495
[boxes clatter]
581
00:24:52,223 --> 00:24:55,329
[door opens, closes]
582
00:24:55,330 --> 00:24:57,884
♪ I'm going to work ♪
583
00:25:00,369 --> 00:25:02,060
♪ Until... ♪
584
00:25:03,303 --> 00:25:04,959
[Sean] I'll always treasure
my brief time at the railroad.
585
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,581
There you go.
586
00:25:06,582 --> 00:25:08,031
I came away from it knowing
that I got value.
587
00:25:08,032 --> 00:25:09,170
Fuck, fuck.
588
00:25:09,171 --> 00:25:10,516
Sean Rinaldi is a hot commodity.
589
00:25:10,517 --> 00:25:11,966
Wish me luck.
590
00:25:11,967 --> 00:25:14,451
You know which way
to the Sean Rinaldi interview?
591
00:25:14,452 --> 00:25:17,316
I mean, I'm still seeking similar VP
positions in the transportation sector,
592
00:25:17,317 --> 00:25:19,698
but till one of those
comes along,
593
00:25:19,699 --> 00:25:22,045
I'm gonna keep my hand in
right here at TaskRabbit.
594
00:25:22,046 --> 00:25:25,497
'Cause this guy
is gonna be okay.
595
00:25:25,498 --> 00:25:28,190
♪ I'm going to work ♪
596
00:25:30,848 --> 00:25:32,850
♪ Till the setting ♪
597
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,026
♪ Of the sun ♪
598
00:25:38,683 --> 00:25:41,306
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
599
00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:47,312
♪ The seeds of sorrow ♪
600
00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:53,940
♪ There'll be no tomorrow ♪
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