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(snoring)

Calvin.

Calvin.

(TV turns on)

(loud action movie
sound effects)

(TV turns off)
I was watching that.

Do you hear that?

Hear what?

I think I hear the baby crying.

The baby in the house next door?

Yes. What if Daphne
is crying?

You know, Marty and Courtney,
they don't know what to do.

They're new parents.
Okay, babe,

look, they'll figure it out.

I know you loved having that
baby over here the first night,

but her place
is with her parents.

(sighs)

Come on now. Come on.
Okay, fine.

I know I'm not crazy.

I know I heard
the baby crying.

You ain't heard nothing crying
from all the way over here.

(groans)
(stammers, groans)

(Daphne crying)

Where did you
leave her pacifier?

Shh. I don't want
to wake Malcolm up.

Oh, good,
you're already up.

Technically,
I am still up.

I never fell asleep.

Is something on your mind,
Malcolm?

Yeah, I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm concerned
about plastic straws.

Oh, they're making them
out of pasta now.

I don't give a damn
about them straws.

Look, it is impossible
to get any sleep around here.

No offense. I love my niece,

but she has got
our mama's lungs.

(gasps)

(shrieks)

You not even gonna
wipe that off?

Why?

Hey, Marty,
how about you trade

and let Malcolm
sleep out here?

I'm sure it's quieter than
being next door to Daphne.

I can hear everything
through those thin walls.

Daphne crying,
Courtney pumping,

Marty crying.

I'm just so tired.

(Marty and Daphne crying)

Where you going?

I just remembered.
I need some kumquats.

Nobody "needs" kumquats,

especially not at
2:00 in the morning.

(sighs)

I got a craving
for kumquat marmalade.

Are you gonna tell me
that I don't need marmalade?

Babe, this is literally
the first time in my life

I ever heard you say
the word "marmalade."

And you only going
to that kumquat tree

because it's next
to Marty's kitchen window.

(gasps) You're spying.

Okay, well,
I'm going over there.

Don't you go over there.
I'm going over there.

Don't you go
over there.

She going over there.

? Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ?

? Welcome to the hood. ?

What's up,
party people?

Let's freakin' go.

I haven't slept in two days.

There is no party, and I'm
not freakin' going anywhere.

Uh-oh. Baby?

Baby. Up crying half the night.

Hey, man,
I'm exhausted, too,

and you don't hear me
complaining.

Well, you don't get to complain.
It's your baby.

You know, if you want,

I could come over and handle
the overnight feedings,

and then give her
some breakfast,

have a quick bath,
take her for a walk,

have some lunch, a nap,
and then, uh,

have her back in time
for dinner.

Mama, we really appreciate
everything that you've done,

but we got it.

Anyway, I hate to run,
but I have got a date

with a little lady who

wants to throw up in my mouth.

I am so tired,
and I have a midterm tomorrow.

You know what?
(clears throat)

I'm-a get a room
at the Marengo Suites.

CALVIN:
Hmm.

That's
smart thinking,

'cause nobody is getting
any sleep around here

until that baby gets some sleep.

Wait, Gemma.

I have a solution.

The magic blue chair.
The magic blue chair.

Let's freakin' go.

Uh, what-what's
the magic blue chair?

Oh, it's this super
snuggly vibrating chair

that no baby
can resist.

Sounds great. Where is it?

Ooh, it's in my attic. Calvin...
(chuckles) I'm telling you,

Grover used to sleep
21 hours a day in this thing.

Hearing that out loud,
that probably wasn't good.

Let's freakin' go.

(chuckles)

You know what?

Y'all go ahead.

Found it.

Ooh. Maybe before
we give it to them,

we should peel the 14-year-old
Cheerios off it first.

Hey, Gem,
look at this.

It's a bunch of old lists
I made.

"Rockin' Band Names."

"Top Ten Dogs."
(chuckles)

Ooh. "Things to Do
Before I'm 40." Huh.

"Ride a camel."

"Scale the
Sears Tower."

(chuckles)

Man, I haven't done
any of these things.

"Meet Mr. T."

"Franchise
a Boston Market."

"Learn Japanese 'the hard way.'"

What does that
even mean?

Well, I don't remember.

(sighs)
But I haven't done it.

I mean, I haven't done
any of these things.

"Party like a rock star."

"See five geysers."

Come on, how many
geysers are there?

Gemma, this is awful.

I'm over 40,

and what have I accomplished?
Nothing.

Hello, you have
a wife and a child.

Come on, everyone has those,
big whoop.

(sighs)

Okay. Okay, wait,
look at number 11.

"Leave Kalamazoo, move to
a big city." You did that.

Yeah, because you got
this great job here.

Slept my way into that.

Yes, hello, room service.

Do I need to have a child
to order off the kids' menu?

I understand.

Then my son will be having
the dino nuggets,

the mac and cheese,
and your finest IPA.

(Daphne crying)

What the hell?

Did you go and steal that baby?

What? No. I'm not crazy.

I just hid a baby monitor
in a stuffed animal

in Daphne's nursery.

Now I can be sure to hear
if my baby needs help.

Tina, you the one
that need help.

(Daphne fussing over monitor)
Shh, shh, shh, shh.

You hear that?
She needs to burp.

Okay, you know what?
This has gone too far.

Do you realize that
you are already over there,

all day every day?

And now I don't have to be.
(Daphne burps)

Burp. There it is. I told you.

That's it.
That's it.

I'm not gonna be
a part of this.

Well, where you going?
I don't know,

but you need
to be stormed out on.

Set my alarm for 8:00 a.m.

Mm-hmm.

Before I forget...

Mm.

Oh, God, no.

Your mother is driving me crazy.

You know-- Ooh.
This a good idea.

I do not want to be disturbed.

What side the bed you want?

Mm. Parking lot view,
but it'll do.

Yes, it'll do, for me.
Pop, look, why are you here?

(chuckles) You know
I love your mama, right?

But I need me some alone time.

Ooh, uh, you gonna finish
these dino nuggets?

I was planning to.

Never mind.

You got honey mustard.

I raised you better than that.
We ketchup people.

Now, this bed does look comfy.
I haven't slept in days.

Man. Ooh.

Oh. (groans)

Th-This is my bed, Pop.

We in a hotel, man.
You can get your own.

And pay for two rooms?

Boy, I raised you
better than that now.

(knock on door)

Listen, if that's
room service,

see if they got some ketchup
for the dino nuggets.

Get your own
ketchup, man.

Oh, good, Malcolm, it's you.
Oh, my God.

Ugh.

All right. I found him!

Yeah, sorry about all that.

(laughs)
Lovely meeting all of you.

Why are you here?

Aw, man. I forgot
to turn off my ringer.

Then I got a Scrabble alert,
and that woke up the baby.

She started screaming,
then Courtney started screaming,

then she said,
"I'm counting to three."

I was in the car by two.

Boy, that is a good move,
'cause trust me,

you do not want to see three.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

This ain't your room.

Uh, Pop, this ain't your room.

But I'm already in the bed.

Hey, Courtney.
Hey.

Yeah,
some of your mail

was accidentally delivered
to my house.

I just wanted
to make sure you got it.

It's addressed to
"current resident."

Yeah, that's you.

Oh, my little gumdrop. (laughs)

Are you sure she should be
moving that fast?

Oh, she's fine.
You know, studies show

a consistent
lateral gliding motion

increases the number of
sleep-related brain oscillators,

and you stopped
listening, didn't you?

You know,
I'm just gonna, uh,

turn this thing
down to "slow."

Well, that's not slow,
that's unplugged.

Yeah, that
works, too.

(Daphne cries)

Oh, I know. I know.

Yes, your mama Tina

just saved you from
that terrible machine.

Oh, yes,

she did.

Malcolm, hey,
before I hop in,

are you taking the shower cap?

The one you're wearing, Marty?

No, you can keep it.

(knocking on door)

God, does anybody know what
"do not disturb" means?

Okay.
Good, you're all here.

You can ignore the group text.

Uh, we did.
I already did.

I blocked you.
I blocked you.

All right, now, I need you
to be honest with me.

This is not helpful
if you're not honest.

Have I wasted my life?

Wasted?

Dave, you have a wife and child.

Gosh, you sound just like Gemma.

Look. Look at this.

I made this list
20 years ago.

All of my life goals.

Oh, damn, he's about to read it.

I am 42 years old,

and I have only seen
two geysers,

one of which was Old Faithful,
and that's just a gimme.

Well, Dave, you know
what they say.

You can't compare
yourself to people

who've seen more
geysers than you.

Oh.

If only it was just the geysers.

I've never ridden in a sidecar,

I never got my Frasier reboot
off the ground

and I have never once
partied like a rock star.

I think they did
a Frasier reboot.

(scoffs) I know,

and it was
magnificent.

All right,
you know what?

Dave, calm down,

you're bringing down
the vibe in my hotel room.

It is not

your hotel room.

Wait a minute.

What do you got
in that mini fridge?

Ain't no ketchup.

Okay, all right.

Two Amstel Lights
and a mini chardonnay.

Tonight, I'm partying
like a rock star.

This hotel room
is getting trashed.

Oh.
Okay, okay.

Uh, they have my
credit card on file.

Let's not get
crazy, Dave.

That's exactly what
we are going to do.

Get crazy.

Marty, crank the clock radio
to Jack FM.

I'm not gonna
do that.

Okay, fine.
One of you guys

pop that chardonnay.

I'm gonna throw
the TV out the window.

Again, again,

my card is on file.

It's about to get lit
in here, man.

We're doing this thing right!

It's really-- They screwed it
all the way into the wall.

All right, okay, look, look.

If we're really gonna
turn this thing into a party,

let's just get some glasses,

we'll get the ice filled up,

let's get the thing
rolling, okay?

Hoo-hoo-hoo!

This tiny chardonnay
must be really good

because it is $30.

Okay,
all right.

I'm going to my car.

I'm getting my Scattergories.

Uh, no, no, no.
You know what?

You go to your car and leave.

All of you,
right now.

You know what?
That's right, Malcolm.

Everybody get on out of here.
Go, now.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

You, too, Pop.

Everybody got to go.
Right now. Out.

Me?
Yeah, you.

Ain't no ketchup in here, man.

COURTNEY (over monitor):
Hey, Marty, I'm sorry I snapped at you before.

Ooh, you'd better be.

You were
way out of line.

I just lost it.

Yeah, giving
my son the countdown.

That's my move.

MARTY:
You know, I got to admit,

I'm so tired,
I don't even remember

what we were fighting about.

COURTNEY:
Well, anyway, your mother stopped by.

She's so sweet.
Aw.

But, boy, she can be a lot.

What?

She came up with excuses
just to show up here

five times today.

Uh-- Oh-- (grunting)

To take that baby
out of that

oscillating death saucer?
My bad.

MARTY:
Okay, now that's my mother you're talking about.

That's right,
you tell her, Marty.

And if I know my mother,
she definitely came here

more than five times.

I mean, that woman is incapable
of staying in her lane.

Watch your
mouth, Marty.

COURTNEY:
I've been a little scared to handle Daphne

alone in my apartment, but...

I think it's time.

Your apartment?

Well-- But that's all the way
across town. No.

That's out of my range.

Gemma, I'm
telling you,

David Lee Roth couldn't
get that TV off the wall.

Dave, listen to yourself.

And I'm not talking about
now David Lee Roth,

I'm talking about "Hot for
Teacher" David Lee Roth.

Dave, stop.

Why did you even
want all these things?

I don't know.

Look, I was young,

and everything
seemed possible.

And now it's too late.

Too late?
For what?

The kid who
wrote this list

thought 40 was old.

But it's not.
You're just beginning.

(sighs) Come on.

Think about where
Marty and Courtney are.

With a newborn?

Their next 13, 14 years,
they're screwed.

But Grover's in eighth grade.

He went to the mall tonight
with some friends,

then they're
sleeping at Dexter's.

We are going
to be freer

than we've
been in years. Okay.

To do what?

Anything we want.

I mean, we can start
being stupid again.

Let's just pick one

and set it for this weekend.

Number eight,
swimming with sharks, boom.

Really?

They do shark-diving trips
off Catalina.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, we
could do that.

We could
definitely do that.

Although, you know,
the water is pretty cold

this time of year.
Yeah.

Okay, number nine, then.

Run with the bulls
in Pamplona.

We've been saving for a trip,
we could do that.

Yeah. When I wrote this list,

I didn't know how mean
they were to the bulls.

Number ten.

Eat every part
of a cow.

Yes, I can do that.

I mean, over time.
Not in one sitting.

No, of course not.

How about this weekend,

we go out for burgers?

And not just any burgers.
No?

Smash burgers.
Ooh.

Number ten,
I'm coming for you.

Mark-mark...
mark it off.

Who knows, maybe
we'll even see Mr. T.

Come on, Mr. T!

Hey, babe.
I'm back.

You were gone?

See, that's exactly it.

You're so obsessed
with that baby monitor,

you didn't even notice
I was gone.

How could I notice?

Daphne's moving back
to Courtney's place.

Who told you that?

Marty and Courtney.

Well, what
did you say?

Well, they didn't
tell me personally.

I heard it on the baby monitor.

You know
that's messed up, right?

No, no, no.
You know what's messed up?

They said that I was a lot.

Well, you definitely
not a little.

Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.

You agree with them?

Okay.
Say what you got to say.

Okay, here's the thing, Tina.

Your feelings
wouldn't even be hurt

if you weren't listening in

to other people's
private conversations.

Marty and Courtney
are not "other people."

And they don't know
what they're doing with my baby.

Okay. (chuckles)

And, see,
that's the other thing.

She is not
your baby.

You know who you're starting
to sound like?

Don't you say it.
I'm gonna say it.

Don't you say it.
I'm gonna say it.

Don't you say it.
I've got to say it.

My mother!

Damn it, you said it.

I had to say it, Tina.

It had to be said.

You remember when my mama
used to re-diaper Malcolm?

Huh?
(sighs)

It made you mad, didn't it?

No.

It was helpful.

Tina...

I hated it.

You know,

I had just made
the perfect diaper,

and she was always saying,
"Oh, that's too loose, Tina.

"Oh, that's
not enough powder, Tina.

Oh, that's not a diaper, Tina.
That's a washcloth."

I mean, it
happened one time.

I was exhausted!

Well, you're doing
the same thing to Courtney.

You're right.

What? Ooh, uh...
(stammers)

I need to get
that on my phone.

You-you said I'm right.

Say it again, one more time,
say I'm right.

(stammers)
Just repeat right here

into the camera.
I'm right.

Say it.
"I'm right."

(chuckling):
Say...

Would your mama
say it again?

Your sugar
must be low.

I'm gonna get you a cookie.

So, tonight, you're
sleeping at Mommy's,

but Daddy will see
you tomorrow morning.

(knock on door)

Hello?

Mom?

Since when
do you knock?

People can change.
I respect your privacy.

Okay.

We need
to tell you something.

Ooh, before you do,
I just wanted to let you know

that I do realize,
at some point,

you're going to want to take
Daphne back to your place.

Well...
Um...

And that's okay.

That's okay.
I just wanted to let you know

that when you do come back here,

I promise to work on

staying out of your space,

'cause I know I can be a lot.

You?
What? That's crazy.

Who said that?

But I will
always be there

for you two
and Daphne,

whenever you need me.

But only when you need me.

So don't be scared to say
when you need me,

because when
you need me... Okay, Mommy? Mommy.

I need you to stop.

But thank you,
Mrs. B.

I will definitely
need you.

Courtney, you're a good mom.

Really?

No...

No, I know
that you are,

I just didn't
think that she did.

Well, I will
leave you to it.

I just want
to take this adorable cow

as a keepsake
for my baby Daphne.

Okay, bye, y'all. See you later.

It's almost like she heard

what we were talking
about last night.

That cow was definitely
wearing a wire.

I swear,
that bear's eye

looks like
a camera lens.

Yeah, I don't like the look
of this duck, either.

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