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I wanna take it,

but I wanted to get you
guys' opinion first.

Yeah, glad that whole
making your own decision thing

is working for you.
- Don't be a dick bag.

I think it's great.

Well, apparently, it
used to be a big factory

and they just converted into lofts.

You should take it.

Yeah.

Hey Jimbo, are you gonna hook
my boy up with the price?

Sure, hell, he can move
in right now if he wants.

Hey, they still
renovating that basement?

You wanna see?

I'll be back in a minute.

So Stanny, what do you think?

I don't know,

the fact they call it an artist's loft,

it's kind of dicky.

Some neighbor shows up wanting
to read spoken word poetry,

punch him and then fuck out.

Hey, how did she say
that she knew that guy?

Oh!

When you first meet someone,

you work really hard to
get them to like you,

but once they do,

you kinda stop.

Not that you stop liking each other,

you just kinda stop trying.

That's usually when
things start to get messy.

Come back with me in the boy's car.

Mm, no, I got a ride in the girl mobile.

Summer needs me.

All right, I'll thumb
wrestle you for it,

if I win you come with me.

One, two, three, four,
- One, two, three, four,

I declare a thumb war.
- I declare a thumb war.

Kinda not fair.

I mean, she has really long thumbs.

I'm gonna text her.

I bet they're in the middle of
a hot, angry, lesbian fight.

So where did you and
Jimbo go for half an hour?

Bro, you know what?

Do not ever become an undercover cop.

I swear on day one,

you would get shot in the face.

It's like, I didn't even
know that Shoot fucked guys.

Then Summer's like,

"How does she know that dude?"

And you might as well have had

like a cartoon thought
bubble over your head

saying she used to fuck 'em.

Come on, bro, Jesus.

Look, if you weren't
doing anything wrong,

you might as well just
tell me where you went.

We took a quick look downstairs,

and then went on the roof,

what's the big deal?

Why were you on the roof
with him for 45 minutes?

Oh, it's 45 minutes now.

Einstein was right,

time is expanding.

Look, don't avoid the question.

Proves my theory, you know?

A woman could like another woman,

but at the end of the day,

nothing satisfies like a big, hard cock.

Deep, down inside you
really want big, hard cock?

I'm speaking as the provider.

All right, he's an old fuck buddy.

Really, really?

So you went to the roof with
an old buddy for 45 minutes

to do what,

look at the view of the Harbor freeway?

So she's bisexual,

what's the big deal,

why do you have to put
people down all the time?

This wasn't putting her down.

I like gay people.

I watched "Glee."

You know a way to put
people down, Stanny,

so you can make yourself feel better.

Ah, here we go.

You know, you've been really opinionated

ever since you started reading books.

Okay, you caught me.

We went up there for a quickie.

I haven't had a cock in a while.

Jesus!

Sorry.

While I'm downstairs?

Unfucking believable!
- What does it even matter?

You don't take me seriously,

I'm a girl.

Keeping people secrets,

especially the ones that I
didn't ask to hear is not my job.

You ain't got a job.

You ain't got a job either.

I write every day,

that's a job.
- I'm trying to find myself,

so you don't get to
mock me for doing that.

You know what?

From now on new rule,

you don't get to talk shit to me anymore.

Oh, for really or what?

You know what?

Don't even think about me
kissing that thing again tonight,

or anytime soon.
- Well, I plan on washing it.

Will you stop the car,

I think that's Stanny.

Joe kicked me out of his car.

You know what?

I have had a guy cheat on me before,

but somebody that I live with

to walk up a flight of stairs,

fuck somebody else,

and come back down,

and pretend like it's not a big deal.

I really don't think it's a big deal.

The fact that you don't
is a little disturbing.

I don't care if you
go fuck somebody else.

I know, I know you've
told me that several times,

that you don't give a shit.

I just think jealous is
just a petty emotion.

You know what?

It's not, it's not,

if you care about some,

Stanny, how would you feel if Georgia went

and fucked the apartment manager?

I'll crush his scull
with a pipe ratchet.

You know what?

You are not just a whore,

You are a robot with no soul.

Name calling in jealousy are

for seventh graders, we're adults.

Good, good, so then you won't mind

that your new name is Robo-whore.

Robo-whore.

Someone tells you they care about you.

They even say, "I love you."

Suddenly, we stopped caring
about their opinion of us

and only start worrying
about our opinion of them.

Why don't we do that?

I love you.

Look at me,

don't be afraid to say it.
- I'm not afraid.

- Then what?
- It's just

a very overused word.
- Not in this case.

- It's just-
- You saying, "Just"

like you're holding back.

Stanny, (sighs) people are
always telling each other

that they're gonna love them forever,

and they're sort of
bullshitting themselves.

I'm not bullshitting you.

Stanny, I have to work tomorrow.

I can't stay up all night,

every night, having dramatic
talks about whatever.

This is whatever to you?

Joe just got his own place.

Shoot is moving out next week.

When shoot leaves,

I think you should find
someplace else to stay.

Wait, what, why?

I need my own room back.

- Some privacy.

Your ashes are all over my side tables.

You can still come over,

but then you can leave afterwards,

and it'll be better for both of us.

Just 'cause I told you I loved you,

and now you're freaked out standing.

Stanny, I agreed to let you stay with me

for a little while.

It's because you're afraid
to fall in love with me.

Stanny, this is in squatter's rights.

You can't insist on staying here assuming

that your very presence will force me

to say I love you back.

Staying here will doom this relationship.

Give me my space.

Last week, I said you
could fuck Joe, right?

I even tried to get him to fuck you.

That's different,

Oh, it's different, right?

'Cause you could fuck other people,

but I can't.
- I didn't fuck anybody else.

- You wanna fuck Joe.
- I like him, so what?

So what?

There, you can go and have
sex with other the people,

but I can't, right?

Fail.
- I didn't fuck anybody else.

I told you. I loved you instead.

Yeah, and I love you too.

You have a funny way of showing it.

Look you said,

"I love you" during orgasm, all right?

I'm ignostic but I'll say,

"Oh my God,"

when I'm coming.

Wait, so you don't
even think I meant it.

Did you mean it?

I think you like me,

if we have great sex.

People that like each
other who have great sex,

say I love you.

So you went and had
sex with somebody else,

because you think that
I don't really love you?

You're frustrated, right?

But if I was a guy that
just fucked a girl,

you'd be furious.

You'd be crying and screaming.

Then why are you with me?

You're cool.

We have a good time.

Wow, you really care
about me, don't you?

Yeah, I do,

but I can't change you, right?

You like girls,

but you like guys more.

So you can take off,

just dump me off with Joe

and not feel bad about it, right?

Well, you know what?

Instead of fucking, Jimbo,
the apartment manager,

why don't you go fuck yourself.

Fuck me?

No, fuck you.

No, better yet,

why don't you go fuck, Joe?

'Cause that's who you really wanna fuck.

Maybe I will.

Are you crying?

No.

She has no feelings, none.

I mean, it's worse than
arguing with a man.

Well, maybe you need to sleep on it.

And I'm sitting there like a fool

while she's fucking somebody on the roof,

and Joe moved out,

and I didn't even know he was gone.

This is what I told you

about this bullshit distracting you.

What?

You used to be and ramble on

about some guy you we're obsessing with,

now you're obsessing on two people;

a girl who you're sleeping with,

and some guy you're not.

I don't think that that's fair.

I have two grown adults
weeping in my bedroom right now,

and neither of them have
a very good reason for it.

She is leaving next week,

and she kind of just took a
really big shit on my head.

I warned you.

That's the trade-off,

her emotional bandwidth is limited.

Well, your emotional bandwidth

isn't spanning the spectrum right now.

You and I have careers we
have to focus on, remember?

Yeah, cunty way to remind me,

but yeah, I remember.

Wait, wait, wait,

who am I gonna shoot?

Yeah, hi, I'm with Joe.

Can you tell him how
much you care right now

if I fuck him?

Good evening.

Uh-huh.

I'm doing my best.

- Oh, fuck!

Oh my God.

Oh fuck, I miss this.

Oh my God, I love your cock!

Oh my God.
- You're very hot.

Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah, fuck me on the
floor like a dirty whore.

Okay, that rhyme that was weird.

I don't, oh my God.

I can get used to this.

Want an omelet?

Sure.

Technically, you should
be striving on an apron,

show me who the woman is.

How about a strap on a strap on,

and show you who the man is?

You like onions?

Never trust anyone who doesn't

You know how come people are so jealous?

It's so pointless.

I don't know,

for men, it's just
biological in the brain.

You know, it's evolution.

You know, I see some guy fucking my girl.

I got a murderer him to perpetuate my DNA.

That's how we evolved.

Yeah, evolved, that's you?

Hey, I got no say in the matter,

it's just, you know, you're
born with a certain wiring,

that's why I got no
prejudice against gay people.

Why fight it?

So if there's evolution

then why are girls are crazy jealous?

I don't know,

their role was always to
have babies and shut up.

I do know this,

I've had plenty of girls I dated

that were the jealous type.

I mean me, I'm not a cheater, you know,

I was always too obsessed
with the girl I was fucking

to go fuck someone else.

Yeah, but if he did,

you know she'd go crazy on you.

Man, one girl back home,

this Puerto Rican girl,

she thought I was shit,

I smack her right in the face.

The bitch was hot.

All Puerto Rican girls are hot.

So I guess from like a
Darwin standpoint, I dunno,

a woman doesn't want another
woman to take her man,

but you fucked a dude,

so I guess a bisexual girl that,

who the knows?

Listen, you want monster
or I got pepper Jack?

How about both?

You're awake.

_ yeah.

I feel kinda silly.

Don't feel silly.

I don't feel bad, silly.

I just feel kind of confused, silly.

So what's gonna happen with
us next week when she leaves?

You guys are breaking up
just 'cause she's leaving

for three months?

I'm not even sure we're together now.

And I swear, Georgia just
wanted to see Shoot hurt me

just so she could say,

"I told you so."

Well, I don't know if that's true.

She'll be kinda right.

I mean, I'm supposed to
be living my own life,

not latching onto somebody else's.

God, do you guys ever do that,

do you ever go to Stanny for advice,

and he just says,

"Fuck off, bro,

I told you so?"

Sometimes we change,

but our friends don't.

It makes you wonder

if they just wanna be friends
with who you used to be.

You know, you can be a
real whiny bitch sometimes.

- What?
- You're crying,

'cause she won't say she loves you.

I wasn't crying.

Dude, our bathroom is
right next to each other.

I heard you crying.

Look, I'm just saying,

when a girl says, "I need space,"

you give it to her.

When she says,

"Move out next week,"

you should say,

"How about I leave right fucking now?"

And get the hell out,

because that'll make her think real hard

about how much she misses you.

- Really?
- Yeah.

People only start to appreciate
things after they lose them.

Wow, that sounds risky.

Don't be a fucking pussy.

It doesn't bother you

that summer's out hooking up with Joe?

You ever think of yourself
as the guy that girls go to

as like a placeholder,

like the only reason they're with you is

'cause they know they're never gonna fall

in love with you?

The story of my life.

Now, that's how someone looks at me.

So I should go.

Thanks for the sex.

Haven't had anal in a while,

so thanks for that.

You're welcome.

Really Joe, really, even you?

I mean seriously,

have all my friends been abducted

and replaced by unfeeling pod people.

I'm sorry,

I just don't know, okay?

I'm trying to find myself,

I know it sounds lame,

but I don't know what I wanna be,

but I know I don't wanna be
with other people want me to be.

You're fine just the way you are.

Christina, made a mistake.

That's sweet of you,

but I feel like people are
trying to find themselves

in other people,

and when they don't,

they get mad at the person,

and it ends.

I don't want that to happen to us.

That's the nicest blow
off I've ever heard.

I'm not saying let's press stop.

I'm saying let's press pause.

Yeah.

You know, I thought I
could forget about you,

but I'm still thinking about her.

- She a force of nature.
- Exactly.

I wanna be more like that.

Nah, you got way more
cars than she does.

You know, when she
tells me she loves me,

I feel like she's being insincere.

I think she loves you
the way that she knows

how to love people.

Well, hopefully we can press
play again sometime soon?

I hope so too.

♪ And I don't like your style ♪

♪ And I don't like your way ♪

How was, Joe?

You are one whooped bitch,

you know that?

That's why he like me.

That and I like a mean pussy.

See why can't I do that?

You are always in a good mood.

Doesn't anything bother you?
- Things bother me,

I just don't hop on the little shit,

and get all angry about 'em.

Fucking someone else is not little.

Everything is little.

I'm going to Haiti to
take pictures of a country

that's been entirely wiped out last year,

and it's still a disaster.

So that gives you the right
to do whatever you want.

You don't mean that.

Come here.

Let's make up and make-out.

Look, lost people, miserable people,

everything's a big deal to them, right?

They drop their phone.

They get cut off in traffic.

It's such a big deal.

Life's too fucking short.

So you might as well
just fuck everybody, right?

No, we just have to accept

that some people can have a
sexual same-sex relationship,

but can't have an emotional
same sex relationship.

So that's what you think of me?

It doesn't matter what I think,

is it true?

I'm not the one that's leaving.

I'm not leaving.

You're going to Haiti.

Just come with me.

Seriously?

Sure.

♪ Dust in my pocket ♪

♪ It's 7:10 ♪

♪ Let's take this to the well ♪

On my way home from work.

I had to stop by and talk to you.

You're not here to have
sex with me too, are you?

You're sculpting?

Yeah, why is that funny?

It's not, it looks fun.

My neighbor next door
had some extra clays.

Listen, Joe, I told Stanny
he had to find his own place.

I just don't want the guy
living out of his truck.

You know, for some people that's awful,

but not Stanny,

he kinda likes it.

It's his way of saying,

"Fuck you," to the world.

Yes, I understand that,

but maybe you can let them crash with you

if it rains or whatever.

But aren't you two all in love?

I let you stay at my place.

I hope you can return the favor

if he decides he doesn't
wanna sleep in his truck.

Look, my new neighbors,

they don't know that I shoveled concrete

for most of my life.

They don't know that I spent
a year living like a housewife

with some fashion designer.

He's your friend.

Yeah, and sometimes
you need a fresh start.

Are you breaking
up with all of your friends?

You all think you're
so much smarter than me,

but you're not, okay?

You all do selfish, stupid shit,

and when I try to do something helpful,

everyone just pats me on the head,

and acts like I'm a puppy
dog who just dug up a bone.

That's the thanks I
get for trying to help.

Seriously, good luck to y'all.

♪ Lonely day ♪

♪ Restless night ♪

♪ Waiting ♪

Did you tell her we're leaving?

No, I'll tell her tomorrow.

♪ I'm making ♪

♪ Caught in a moment ♪

♪ Just you and I ♪

♪ You put the blue in my sky ♪

♪ You put the blue in my sky ♪

♪ Just a smile ♪

♪ And just a glance checking ♪

♪ Dripping heart ♪

♪ Turning lips ♪

♪ I'm waiting ♪

♪ Love didn't feeling ♪

♪ Just just you and I ♪

♪ You put the blue in my sky ♪

♪ You put the blue in my sky ♪

♪ I told my heart to stop your drumming ♪

♪ 'Cause butterfly go
hand in hand with you ♪

♪ I've tried to keep
myself from trembling ♪

♪ But what can do ♪

♪ Stop the clouds ♪

♪ Laugh at dawn ♪

♪ Breathing ♪

♪ Only time will crush to you ♪

♪ I'm begging ♪

♪ Caught in a moment ♪

♪ Jealous to and I ♪

♪ You put the blue in my sky ♪

♪ You put the blue in my sky ♪

♪ I've told my heart
to stop your drumming ♪

♪ 'Cause better ♪