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That is bullshit.
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Oh you creak-licking ass hat.
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Joe, that's bullshit.
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Come on, fuck time.
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Stanny, it's at 4:30 in the morning,
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some of us are trying to sleep.
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Every night, you get drunk with your buddy
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and play video games until
the sun comes up, every night.
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I know, that's why I'm awesome.
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My friends Ruben and
Ileanna have to take us
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to the Hollywood Bowl, you wanna go?
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Fuck no.
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You bring a blanket, sit on the grass,
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have wine and cheese, it'll be nice.
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We can have them over
for dessert afterwards.
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Double fuck no.
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Ileanna's cute, she's also into girls.
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I guess I've never been
to the Hollywood Bowl.
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Negotiation, compromise,
it's part of a relationship.
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If you like someone,
your happiness is derived
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from making them happy, right?
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Would you massage my neck?
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I don't do massages.
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Okay, 'cause I kind of like massaging
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the person that I'm with.
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I don't like to get them
either so you're off the hook.
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Everybody likes massages, if
I'm massaging you'll like it.
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No, I wouldn't.
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Yeah, I think that you would.
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Why would you even
want me to do something
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I don't wanna do?
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Could you even enjoy knowing
that you made me do it?
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Come on, we've got softball practice.
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I joined the league, isn't that enough?
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Do I really have to practice?
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Shut up, you had fun last time.
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I was only having fun
because you had fun.
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Women are so fucking crazy.
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Got half the
flame 7'6
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helping the penguins pass the jet safely.
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Sorry, did I wake you?
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It's all right, I promised myself
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I'd make a day of looking
at apartments, anyway.
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Do not feel like you
have to hurry, okay?
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The couch is yours as long as you need it.
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Oh thanks.
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My neck is killing me.
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Come here.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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What happens when something
that you need isn't offered?
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Do you just keep pushing the other person
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until they give it to you?
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Do you just live without it?
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Or do you end up looking
for it somewhere else?
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The scene there is white right now.
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We had our own private cabana,
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entire beach to ourselves
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and I laid around at
the sun naked everyday.
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We finished a bottle of wine
and refilled it with sand
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and we take the beach home with us.
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It's my favorite gift,
sitting by my bedside.
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Ruben is such a gentleman,
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American men can't even remember
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to put the toilet seat down.
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They forget to do that in
Santo Domingo, I assure you.
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See it's a global epidemic.
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Right now like some guy's
wife in like Nairobi
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screaming at him over it.
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That's true.
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I leave it up on purpose,
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a beautiful woman would always need
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something to complain about.
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And to sweep my love.
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Why do women get so mad about it?
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We have to sit down when we pee,
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you don't want us to fall in, do you?
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Well yeah, but never in
a lifetime of like pooping
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did I just like drop my drawers
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and willy nilly sit
down to an open toilet.
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I'm just saying, what
you don't look first?
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You think I poop standing up?
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Wow, okay.
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Hey, where's everyone?
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Georgia and Stanny had a
double date in the backyard,
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we're not invited.
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What are you doing?
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Looking for an apartment.
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After I get a list of places
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I'm gonna go and look at them in person.
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You don't happen to know any
real estate agents, do you?
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Actually, I have one on speed dial,
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an old fuck buddy.
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Oh really?
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Cause I could really use
her number cause this-
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It's a him.
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I fuck guys every now and then,
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it's like fast food, sometimes satisfies.
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Such a beautiful couple,
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look at them together, Ruben.
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God made their eye colors
to match perfectly.
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Oh, you've actually struck him sound
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I don't think I've ever heard him shut up.
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You Europeans you
got good taste I guess.
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They're from the
Dominican Republic, Stanny.
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It's in Central America.
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What do I know, I'm
from American America.
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Okay, we'll do this
again when I get back.
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Goodbye, man on couch.
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Do you know not like the symphony?
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The guy with the
fucking skills.
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And your friends, Ruben and
Ileanna, they were so much fun.
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Oh, who did you like more?
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I know, right?
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She was like an exotic princess.
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But you're my princess.
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Oh, shut up.
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Seriously.
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You're sexy, you're
funny, you make me laugh.
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Well, next time I
invite you to do something
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don't make me tease you into it with sex.
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Isn't that why guys do anything?
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Well, if it is, it shouldn't be.
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Whatever, you know what?
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We had a great time.
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Right, I just could've
done without the whole
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fuck no thing.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I invite you to do something
that you don't wanna do,
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then when you hear my friend
is cute and also into girls,
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suddenly a picnic in the symphony
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don't sound like such a bad idea.
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Yo, I heard you, calm the fuck down.
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What did you say?
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I said, calm the fuck down.
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So again, calm the fuck down.
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Don't tell me what to do.
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I ain't telling you what to do.
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You just told me to calm the fuck down,
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something you think I should do.
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In fact, you're insistent I do it.
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Do you have KY jelly in your ears?
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Cause you're in the head.
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You have to calm down.
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Hey Joe, are they fighting?
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Sounds like it, they
were romantic and happy
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five minutes ago.
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We went, we had a great time,
don't be a fucking retard.
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Don't call me a retard and
don't tell me what to do.
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I ain't telling you what to do.
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Yes, you are in fact
telling me what to do,
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you just said, "Don't be a retard."
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When one begins a declarative
sentence with the word don't,
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the contraction of do not,
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the first word of said
contraction being the word do,
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it is quite clearly you telling me
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what you think I should do.
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Well, in this case it's good advice
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'cause you're being a fucking
retard and tone it a dot.
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A walk-off, fuck immature.
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How was the symphony?
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It was beautiful.
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Yeah, she had so much fun
she's angry at me about it
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'cause she's retarded.
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Will you please stop seeing retarded,
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really killing people?
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Children born with disabilities?
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You're real classy.
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You're right, poor choice of words
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'cause I had a neighbor who was retarded
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and he was always happy, you never are.
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You okay?
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Yeah, yes.
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God, his fucking grammar's
rubbing off on me.
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Did I just say yeah?
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Yeah.
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I can't even go relax in my
own room because he's there.
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Stay here.
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Symphony huh?
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He called me retarded nine times.
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What's so funny?
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Nazi you.
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Oh, now I see why you two are friends.
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What happened?
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Girls I date they think I'm awesome
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for like the first month or
two, madly in love with me.
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Then they turn on me like a
rabid dog, always happens.
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She tells you she loves you?
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Well, not technically, but you know I,
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what about her exes?
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Where did they go wrong?
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Is it me?
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Look, just don't be controlling.
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Georgia hates it when
men tell her what to do
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and you can be kind of
belligerent, Stanny.
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I'm not belligerent.
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Okay, I could be kind of commanding,
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good 'cause girls like
that in the bedroom,
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but then when we're not in
the bedroom and I'm like that
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and then again angry and
it's confusing my brain.
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Look, she's a strong woman.
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I know, that's one of the reasons-
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Can you shut up for two
seconds I'm trying to help you.
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But when you guys are naked in
here, dominate all you want.
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When you're out there
on two feet, just smile,
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nod and say, "Yes dear."
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She will not think you're a pussy,
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she'll think you're strong.
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Your way always ends in an argument.
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I know my friend a lot better than you do.
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Thank you.
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Is Joe over Christi Ann?
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Ain't you got two more
weeks with the lesbian?
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It's different.
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He ain't stupid, you know.
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I never thought he was.
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Well, people treat him like he is
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even when they don't realize it so.
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Got it.
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He said I was fucked in the
head, I mean, who says that?
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For what it's worth, that's
how he speaks to everyone.
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It's just the way he talks.
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I hardly know the guy he
just showed up on my doorstep
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a few weeks ago like a lost cat.
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He just wants to be loved.
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Not that he told me that,
that he doesn't like the...
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can we just pretend that we
talked about the symphony?
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Yeah, yes.
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Joe, do you need help
finding a place to stay?
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Shoot's got me hooked up with a broker
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so I'll be out of here soon.
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I'm glad you enjoyed the music and all.
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I don't even wanna talk about it.
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You ever look back on
someone that you've dated,
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and an argument that you've had,
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and realized that whatever it was
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that you were fighting about
means absolutely nothing now?
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Wait, I'm on a roll.
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Don't you wish you
could have realized then
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that whatever you guys
were fighting about someday
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wasn't gonna meet anything
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and you guys could have
just enjoyed the night?
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I can't handle it good
when you're unhappy.
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Sorry.
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I had a great time tonight.
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I'm sorry that I called
you a fucking retard.
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Fine, I might not massage you,
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but I let you do whatever you want.
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Whatever, huh?
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Who have you ever dated
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that lets you do anything you want?
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You wanna go fuck somebody?
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That's your business.
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You wouldn't care if
I fuck somebody else?
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I might even join
you, I'm cool like that.
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Wait, you never had a threesome?
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Hey Stanny, come here.
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Summer and I want to have
a threesome with a guy.
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Okay.
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Do you think Joe would be down?
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You thought I meant you?
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Fuck off.
263
00:13:26,930 --> 00:13:28,060
You got Georgia to bone,
264
00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,360
Joe's the only one down there.
265
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,763
Of course he'd be down,
fuck you asking me for?
266
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,330
Oh, you should be happy for your buddy.
267
00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:45,020
He just got dumped, he
can use some attention.
268
00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:47,680
Yeah he just got dumped now
two hot chicks wanna bang him?
269
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,280
Why is it always such a
huge fantasy for you guys?
270
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:52,990
I don't know, most
guys they like the idea
271
00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:55,181
of two hot chicks wanting
to suck their cock
272
00:13:55,181 --> 00:13:56,070
and we can feel like a king.
273
00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:57,700
Me, I just like the idea of two women
274
00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:01,700
like gently kissing each
other, exploring themselves.
275
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:04,540
Oh, so it's about the
expression of femininity.
276
00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:08,113
Yeah, it's kind of sweet,
who wouldn't wanna fuck that?
277
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:10,600
Just go down and ask him.
278
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:12,640
I don't know what to say.
279
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,370
We got room for one more in our bed,
280
00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:16,300
hey you wanna talk fuck two chicks?
281
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,270
Can we get some cock please?
282
00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:18,470
Any of those would work.
283
00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:21,546
Maybe I'd try it.
284
00:14:21,546 --> 00:14:22,420
Shut up, I'm not buying it.
285
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:23,870
I was just playing along with the whole
286
00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:26,290
oh yeah, I like Ileanna
thing, you don't mean that.
287
00:14:26,290 --> 00:14:27,710
Most guys would be
really excited if they-
288
00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:28,870
Yeah, if they fell for it?
289
00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:29,880
No way.
290
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,670
Girls do this, they toy with the idea.
291
00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:34,000
Get the guy all excited he thinks,
292
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,390
wow I might actually get a threesome going
293
00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:36,900
with my girl and her cute friend.
294
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,390
I think you're overthinking this.
295
00:14:38,390 --> 00:14:39,970
You're not thinking about it enough.
296
00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:43,090
Girls kind of subconsciously
dangle that carrot
297
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:43,923
because guess what?
298
00:14:43,923 --> 00:14:45,520
The guy puts up with a lot of shit
299
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,920
on the off chance that
might actually come true.
300
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,395
Yes, I've done that.
301
00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:10,440
Hey, you having fun?
302
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,100
Yeah, is this too loud?
303
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:15,000
No, no, you're good.
304
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,303
I just wanted to make
sure you were comfortable.
305
00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:19,280
Do you need anything?
306
00:15:20,161 --> 00:15:24,618
Nah, I'm good.
307
00:15:24,618 --> 00:15:25,451
Okay.
308
00:15:30,247 --> 00:15:31,847
Now I'm gonna pass this level.
309
00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:43,990
Where's the boy?
310
00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:45,840
Bringing the Baton balls, let's play.
311
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,320
I didn't know what to say.
312
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,153
I'll do it.
313
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:51,467
You better not be this awkward
314
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:52,870
when I bring him up here naked.
315
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,320
You just lay there while do all the work,
316
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,720
I'm gonna be fucking pissed.
317
00:15:58,630 --> 00:16:00,973
Okay, let's make a deal.
318
00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:04,530
I will have a threesome.
319
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:09,520
You, me, and another girl
320
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:12,625
if you have sex with me
and another guy first.
321
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:14,291
Are you out of your fucking mind?
322
00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:15,700
Oh double standards.
323
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:18,530
Not funny, man, that's
not cool, leading me on.
324
00:16:18,530 --> 00:16:20,360
Okay, you don't have to
have sex with the other guy,
325
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:23,300
I just want two guys
totally worshiping me.
326
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,970
Stop putting that imagery in my brain.
327
00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:27,810
Hey, any big path in
life requires sacrifice.
328
00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:31,670
You have to ask yourself, is
the sacrifice worth the reward?
329
00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:32,860
Because I'm not kidding around,
330
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:34,540
Ileanna has been trying to get me naked
331
00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:36,250
ever since I've known her.
332
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,470
You heard them before the show,
333
00:16:38,470 --> 00:16:40,270
Ruben has to go back to Santa Domingo,
334
00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:42,053
they totally have an understanding.
335
00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:45,610
And as much as she wants
to have sex with me,
336
00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:47,700
I know she definitely
wants to have sex with you.
337
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:48,533
She does, right?
338
00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:50,630
And if there's any girl
that I could hook up with,
339
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:52,103
it would definitely be her.
340
00:16:53,151 --> 00:16:54,340
And it wouldn't be cheesy,
341
00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:57,658
because she's so passionate and sincere.
342
00:16:57,658 --> 00:16:59,760
Yeah, it would bring
you closer as friends.
343
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,830
Right, okay wait, you
came back on the deal.
344
00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:06,350
We do me and another guy
first, Joe's right downstairs.
345
00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:07,183
The hell's wrong with you?
346
00:17:07,183 --> 00:17:09,540
But it'll bring you closer as friends.
347
00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:11,600
Not funny, leading me on, not cool.
348
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,510
You respect him, you
know he respects me.
349
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,164
It's not like you'd be touching dicks.
350
00:17:15,997 --> 00:17:16,830
Come on.
351
00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:17,900
And there's a little
two guy and girl porn
352
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:18,733
on the internet.
353
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,070
Yeah, there's also
pooping and peeing porn,
354
00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:21,780
you think I'd want some
girl to poop on my head?
355
00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:22,980
Watch some guy rail my girl,
356
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:24,370
I could blow a fuse and murder him.
357
00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:26,180
You wanna see me brawl with my best friend
358
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:28,135
when we're naked with boners?
359
00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:46,900
I got a question for you.
360
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,320
You like Summer or what?
361
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:52,610
Yeah, don't bullshit me,
362
00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:55,860
it's got nothing to do with
me I'm leaving in 11 days.
363
00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:56,693
You like her?
364
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:01,993
I guess.
365
00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:07,130
I wanna invite you
to fuck the both of us,
366
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:11,170
but then I'm gonna go off to Haiti
367
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:14,833
and you two will be
together which is cool,
368
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:16,990
but then you know what?
369
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,890
She's gonna think it's weird,
370
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,840
and then she won't be my friend anymore
371
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,240
because she'll be bummed
that the first time
372
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,540
that she was with you,
she shared you with me.
373
00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:33,020
Sorry, I was gonna come
down here and do it
374
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:35,703
but I think it's best for
three of us if we don't.
375
00:18:50,164 --> 00:18:52,081
Were you eavesdropping?
376
00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:03,933
Picture this, you, me, a sexy Dominican,
377
00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:09,690
naked and writhing in this bed.
378
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:14,690
Oh, senorita Georgia, I
love the way you suck cock,
379
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,690
can I share it with you?
380
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:22,135
Yes Ileanna, I'll let you
do it while I kiss him.
381
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,307
Sacrifice for reward,
sacrifice for reward,
382
00:19:28,307 --> 00:19:30,512
sacrifice for reward,
sacrifice for reward,
383
00:19:30,512 --> 00:19:32,262
sacrifice for reward.
384
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,430
Yeah, it's not gonna happen.
385
00:20:11,566 --> 00:20:12,399
What?
386
00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:15,013
Forget the whole threesome thing.
387
00:20:15,976 --> 00:20:17,583
I don't need another girl with you.
388
00:20:18,690 --> 00:20:23,113
You know what the hottest
sexiest thing you can do is?
389
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,324
It's when you smile at me.
390
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:28,873
Why?
391
00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:34,240
The greatest feeling in the
world, is when you're happy.
392
00:20:48,272 --> 00:20:49,689
Oh God, oh God.
393
00:20:51,693 --> 00:20:53,526
Oh my God, I love you.
394
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,617
I love you too.
395
00:21:12,465 --> 00:21:13,404
It's so beautiful.
396
00:21:23,704 --> 00:21:24,537
Jesus.
397
00:21:33,598 --> 00:21:34,848
Oh, I love you.
398
00:21:44,995 --> 00:21:48,495
♪ Oh say it leads to love ♪
399
00:21:57,467 --> 00:22:00,967
♪ Oh say it leads to love ♪
400
00:22:09,231 --> 00:22:14,231
♪ Leads to love ♪
401
00:22:14,913 --> 00:22:19,329
♪ Say it leads to love ♪
402
00:22:19,329 --> 00:22:21,829
♪ I can abide ♪
403
00:22:33,658 --> 00:22:38,658
♪ Take me not to safety at all ♪
404
00:22:43,108 --> 00:22:47,525
♪ Take me to streets and show me off ♪
405
00:22:53,584 --> 00:22:58,584
♪ It's at a really enough
faith and and all ♪
406
00:23:03,395 --> 00:23:08,395
♪ The love I can abide ♪
407
00:23:11,569 --> 00:23:15,069
♪ Oh say it leads to love ♪
408
00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:27,636
♪ Oh say it leads to love ♪
409
00:23:35,606 --> 00:23:40,606
♪ Say it leads to love ♪
410
00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:46,188
♪ Leads to love ♪
411
00:23:46,188 --> 00:23:48,688
♪ I can abide ♪
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