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What's the name of the game?

Dunbar!

Why do we play?

To get fucked up!

To get fucked up!

Woo!

Poo!

Fuck!

Aah, drink!

Oh, drink motherfucker!

Yeah, I love that one, someone messes up, we all say drink

and then everybody else drinks.

That's because you mess up more.

Whatever, that's cause my sign is harder,

I made up a harder sign.

What are you gonna do next time

when we're gonna pass it to ya, like this, so fucking hard?

Yo, yo Stanny, Stanny, you do Summer's sign really well.

Yo, you can't even-

You can't even do it, you're like an inflatable fuck dummy,

you're like-

Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

if you suck a better cock than me.

Ohhh.

Okay, so what's the name of the game?

Dunbar!

Why to we play?

To get fucked up!

To get fucked up!

Someone special in your life, a best friend, a lover?

You say you want the best for them and you mean it,

but you really want them all to yourself.

Why is it so important you have all of their attention?

What's the name of the game ?

Dunbar!

And why do we play?

To get fucked up!

Ohh!

I don't think I can play anymore.

So, don't be passed off if I pissed out.

Pissed out.

Fail.

Passed out, passed out, no, no, help me, Joe.

Oh, hey Stanny, remember that one time

when Kevin did the gagging sign and passed it,

he puked across the table.

That was down memory lane,

why do you laugh at their stupid high school stories?

No, because it's funny (laughing).

Okay, okay, huh, what is the name of the game?

Dunbar!

Why do we play?

To get fucked up!

To get fucked up!

You think you're the coolest person in the world

and better yet, they think

you're the coolest person in the world.

Why don't we want them shining that magic light

on anything else?

Why is it so hard to make peace with the fact

that they have a life of their own?

Are we afraid?

Maybe they'll stop thinking we're so special after all.

Hi.

Hey Joe, did I wake you up?

Um, yeah, it's um, 6:23 over here.

I can call you back.

No, no it's okay, just um, a little hungover.

Hungover, that's not like you.

Ah, yeah.

So um, how's the manufacturing?

It's good, It's good,

listen, Joe you know how said I was gonna sublet the house?

Well, the first is coming up in about two weeks

and one of my reps knows somebody in town who could use it.

Huh.

We talked about this.

You can use the car until I get back.

And there's enough in the checking account

for you to cover your own place until you find a job.

I guess.

Say, how's the Chinese food in China?

Writing this early?

Yeah, sometimes I wake up with an idea

and I just gotta write it down.

It must be hard, subjective thing like that.

How do you know when you've written something good?

Um, I don't know if it's good, I know it's true.

You know, most people,

especially artists they want to be unique,

but me, I'm pretty much just like everybody else, deep down.

I think you're kinda special.

Um, only unique thing about me is,

I maybe blur out the things that other people just think.

Yes you do.

I mean, not just things they shouldn't say,

like things like they're ashamed to say,

like we're all supposed to be fearless

and we're all really afraid of things.

So, I just want to tell people that, it's okay,

they're not alone.

You ever think about writing a love story?

Yeah, you gotta write what you know.

Okay, tough guy.

So, what is it you do anyways?

Oh, so now you want to know?

Yeah, I do.

I like what I do.

I'm good at it.

When I come home, this is my sanctuary.

I kinda like that you don't know.

Hm.

Uh, shit.

Yo, what's cracking?

Yeah, no, of course, I'm on my way buddy.

Okay, bye.

What's up?

Oh, Joe's ex called, she said get the fuck out.

What's he gonna to do?

I don't know, but I'm gonna help him move his shit.

He's not coming here, is he?

My place is already a lodge.

No, I mean, he wants to get his own place.

I'm just gonna go, you know, with him.

I mean, he's not like a good self motivator,

so I'm gonna, I don't know, help him find an apartment.

Me and you were supposed to go to the beach, weren't we?

That's okay.

You go have a boys' day.

I'll stay here and have a girls' day.

Okay.

Uh, don't you ever get hungover?

Hangovers are for pussies.

Get up, we're gonna take some pictures today.

Aspirin.

Um, could you cut those up with a razor,

so I could snort them, please?

Your natural light looks good,

but today I'm gonna show you how to work with studio lights.

Okay, I know I need to work on my indoor stuff,

but today, really?

Come on,

we're gonna turn your garage into a studio.

Uh.

Yo, fucktard.

Wait till you taste this coffee.

Tastes like it came from a New York deli.

My first cup of the day,

so I'm about to take a toxic dump.

Oh, hey, I've been making the espresso lately, actually.

Hey, I'm Daryl.

Stanny.

So, if you have two of something in here,

like you have two spatulas, I think it's okay to take one.

Yeah, I mean, I'd hate to wake up at the new place

and not be able to make eggs.

I'm gonna go get the boxes out of my garage.

My neighbor, great guy.

Hey, uh, do you mind hooking the video game?

I can never do it right,

you know, I mess up the auxiliary reprogramming,

whatchamacallit thing.

Yeah, sure.

What are you guys doing?

Remember when we moved in

and you said I could turn the garage into a studio?

Awesome.

Can I help?

Nanny's got her hands full

with my youngest back from preschool, so I gotta run.

Well, thanks buddy.

Call me later.

Good to meet you, Stan.

All these fancy clothes, bro.

You didn't used to wear shit like that

before you met this girl.

I like these clothes.

Yeah?

My girl likes the fact that I dress like a man should.

So this is your girl, now?

Pretty great, right?

Hot looking, funny, smart.

And she works her ass off.

I fucking respect that bitch.

You know he's falling for you, right?

Oh, I don't know about all that.

Oh, come on, he texts you 10 times a day.

Boy is obsessed.

Why wouldn't he be?

Georgia's hot.

I just give a great blowjob.

My only complaint, she gives a lousy blowjob.

Really?

I thought you told me that you guys

fuck for hours every night?

No, I mean, we do.

The sex is dope, just when she goes down on me,

it's like, every 10 seconds, she takes it out of her mouth

and does like that high-speed stroke.

My dick ain't a shake weight.

Bro, just be glad she does it.

Most girls don't like doing it at all.

I love giving head.

Me too.

I like giving head to girls.

I swear, guys have this inside joke,

they just try to gag you.

Best part, is watching them do it.

Oh, yeah.

Something majestic about seeing your cock

going into a girl's mouth.

Yeah, I mean you date a girl

with a pretty face so you can fuck it.

He actually says really romantic things.

You know, he leaves me little notes on my computer.

Like these random folders will be on my desktop

and I'll click on it,

and there's a picture of him waving with a note

saying, "I miss you".

Hm, that is kinda cute, huh?

Hm, you know, I love the beginning of a relationship

with a guy when he's like crazy about you, right,

he just idolizes you.

Exactly, when you don't have to worry

if you look fat in a pair of jeans.

I mean, she does shit that girls do like,

do I look fat in these,

but she's just human, you know, she's awesome.

If your only complaint

is that she gives a mediocre blowjob,

you're a lucky man, brother.

Yeah, you're right pal, yeah, it's not even a bad blowjob,

I mean, just like having it in there,

you're completely in control of everything.

It's like, being a master of the universe.

I like going down on a guy

because I am totally in control.

I mean, he's in absolute ecstasy over what I'm doing to him.

Just by simply putting my lips to it,

that fucker totally worships me.

Damn, I think I just got a little wet.

I like having a girl's day.

Yeah, stupid boys, they don't get to do this.

Missed you man, fuck.

Missed you, too, hm.

It's Eric.

Hello.

Ex-boyfriend?

Mm hmm, three weeks after a breakup, it always happens.

Booty call.

No, I bet he just really misses her.

Nope, booty call, 20 bucks?

Ah, okay.

Yeah, I know, I miss you too.

But I, I really like being single right now.

Oh.

No, I'm sure we'll be friends at some point,

but, what, like a booty call?

Yeah, Eric that's, no, that's not gonna happen.

Look, I gotta go.

And?

Oh, I'll knock it off your rent.

Ohh.

You're doing this backwards.

I think you should find a place and then pack.

But, I don't like looking for a place.

And you like packing?

Wait, Stanny, this is perfect.

You and me can get a place together.

Uh.

I know you don't get you check till next month,

but I can cover us.

We'll get a two bedroom, it will be like old times.

Nah, you know, you should get your own place.

That's, that's important.

What do you mean?

You know, finding your own path,

I think that's a good idea.

That screenplay you were talking about,

it's not getting optioned again, is it?

I should've known, not cool bro.

Hey now, someone else might pick it up.

It's, it's a good script.

You don't have a payday coming.

You don't have any money coming.

What does it matter?

Like I said, you should get your own place,

don't worry about me.

That's not cool bro, 'cause Georgia thinks that,

not cool.

You're giving me shit, 'cause some production company

isn't fucking redoing my script.

You manipulate people, Stanny,

everything is a checkers game to you.

Okay, number one, I don't manipulate people

and B the game you're talking about is chess,

if I played.

I introduce you to my friends

and you take advantage of them.

I never took advantage of anyone in my life.

You believe that, for really?

Look, you find a girl you like, move in with her,

I'm happy for you.

Even if I only hear from ya, like once or twice a year.

I meet some girl, I like her, I move in with her

and I'm, I'm a sneaky fucker?

Yeah, you're crashing with her

and telling her how much you like her.

I do like her.

If Summer asked me anything about your screenplay

being optioned, guess what?

I'm not backing up your lies.

I can't bullshit someone like that.

Oh, okay, Mr. Integrity.

Yeah, 'cause she's a really good friend.

Oh, and by the way,

she's hot looking and you guys want to fuck,

but me, I'm the opportunist.

What does that have to do with-

And who the fuck is Daryl?

You never invite me over,

and when you do it's 'cause you need help?

Invite, really, Stanny?

You're the one person in my life

who has never needed an invite, the door's always open.

When your girl was here?

I mean, what fun is that?

See, you know why being a third wheel sucks?

'Cause the other two people,

they like each other better than you.

I did not like her more.

All right, well you never liked me enough

to just hang out with me and you anymore.

Look I'm, I'm trying to take the high road, I get it,

you just got broke up with and that sucks.

And you liked this idea that me and you should get a place,

but.

Stanny, think ahead, what's gonna happen?

You guys are gonna fight and then soon

you're gonna be looking for a place anyway.

Why the fuck would you say that?

See that's the shit I'm talking about.

What did I do?

It's fucking hurtful, man.

Huh.

Oh, no, I'm wrong, okay, yeah, you're perfect.

You, you never say anything hurtful.

Oh, so when you're saying stuff like that,

you're being honest.

And when I'm saying it, I'm being hurtful.

Yeah, you know what?

See, this is what Christina was talking about.

Right?

This is why she said go figure your own shit out.

Because you, you're above being human.

You got no fucking flaws.

And you fall in love

whenever it keeps you from having to pay rent.

All right, I'm out, you know what have Darryl help you.

Oh, what, you're leaving, for really?

You know what, maybe I could find a new friend.

You know one who isn't, tall, towering over me,

all smug and better looking.

What?

I'm six feet.

That's a respectable height.

You gotta be six fucking five

and make me look short.

I'm sick of it.

For really?

And stop saying for really,

either say for real or say, really, you can't say both!

Checkmate, motherfucker.

Now, all we need is a subject.

What, me?

Oh, what should I put on?

Whatever you feel sexy in.

Okay.

She sure is a tight ass, huh?

No, she's not.

I'm just kidding.

No, I'm serious, look I-

It's okay babe, you don't have to explain, it's fine.

No, look, we were roommates all through college, right,

and we would go out and we'd have fun and we'd party,

but if it wasn't for her pushing me,

I probably would've failed out.

Her dream was to do a semester abroad

and she couldn't go, because of me.

Why not?

My mom got sick and I went home right before she died.

And, Georgia knew that if she wasn't at school

waiting for me, I wouldn't come back.

I woulda just stayed at home.

Because of her, I graduated school.

I'm in California.

You know, if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be here.

She's a good friend.

Yeah, she's a great friend, she's the best.

She's my best.

My truck ain't starting.

Yeah, right.

Look, it's the alternator ain't charging the battery

so I just-

I just teasing.

Look, money in my pocket or not,

I just like waking up next to that girl.

That I believe.

None of this is mine.

Look, until you get your own place, come stay with us.

You think?

Joe, everybody there loves you.

I don't know about this.

You look great, now loosen up.

I don't know what's worse.

I'm spending my weekend modeling or I'm not any good at it.

Okay, test this, striking, cover your eyes.

That's bright.

It looks great.

Georgia, loosen up a little bit?

Okay.

Like, flip your hair.

Let's see that animal that keeps us awake at night.

All right, come here, let's go up a stop.

Fire.

Should I always be bracketing?

Exactly.

Fantastic.

Okay, hey.

Nice.

Nice.

Hey, I was just about to call you.

Hey, are you coming home soon?

Yeah, um, can I ask you a favor?

Okay, tough guy.

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♪ It takes a life, to save a life ♪

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