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Living together at first, it's great.
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The person you're crazy
about right beside you
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night and morning, every
day is a new discovery.
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Oh, you gotta put this thing on.
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What for?
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you own such a thing.
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Women don't get dressed and think,
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"Oh, I hope men see me in this
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and it makes them wanna fuck me."
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That's the first
fucking thing they think.
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Maybe I'm just not a good photographer.
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Bitch you better cheer up.
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If you don't smile in about two seconds,
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I'm gonna make you smile.
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Don't even think about tickling me.
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Don't. Don't. Don't.
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Maybe you shouldn't have moved
in with them to begin with.
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If you only have so many months or days
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or hours of excitement, do
you burn through 'em all?
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It's a Halloween costumes, Danny.
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It's the greatest fucking
thing on the planet.
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Oh, I've lost my sheep.
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Won't you help me find them?
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I'll do anything you say.
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Jesus Christ.
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You boys are all so fucking easy.
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Human beings were meant to cohabitate.
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All those years of evolution
is naturally sex itself.
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Fuck, that's the spot.
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Jesus Christ you'll snap my fingers off.
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But I guess in caveman days,
they didn't live very long.
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So shit, must've got eaten by dinosaurs
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before the cave woman got bored of you
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and kicked you out of the cave.
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I like my cereal al dente,
sorta stiff, sorta mushy.
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I like mine extra soggy
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when the milk turns all
those yummy flavors.
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Next time, I wanna
see you dressed as a...
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Enough.
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No milk.
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Guess we're having bagels.
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Sorry.
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Want my milk?
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It wasn't your milk to begin with
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unless like it came out of your boobs.
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Really?
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When we're eating?
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Look I'll do a food shop today.
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Aren't we doing our weekly thing?
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Shit. It's Saturday isn't it?
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Can I talk to you for a minute?
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You said.
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There's something like
four people living here.
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I'm sorry I complained about
his truck being in the trunk.
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you and me, okay?
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You wanna be happy, I wanna be happy,
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but this is coming to a head.
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We're doing Saturday farmer's market
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and figure this out, just us.
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We're gonna leave those two alone?
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Yeah, maybe they'll kill each other
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and then it'll be just you and me again.
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breakfast
version of
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Not enough milk (indistinct) none.
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I'll have her home by dinner time.
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I'll make my Chilean sea bass.
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We'll all have dinner.
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It'll be nice.
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What pairs well with
sea bass, Chardonnay?
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I'll pick up the wine
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Hey, you know what pairs
good with fruity flakes?
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Get some milk.
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Do you need help finding something?
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Yeah, is there a section of
books about helping yourself.
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Self-help?
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Sure yeah.
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It's right over here.
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Actually no, I gotta find it myself.
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It's important.
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Wow. That's brilliant.
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I might have to steal that.
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Next time someone asks
for the self-help section,
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I'm telling them to find it themselves.
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Good for you.
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Okay, so we are like
an old married couple
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with this grocery trip
and the not talking.
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Well not like I haven't
tried talking to you all week.
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I get it, you like Shoot.
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I don't like her like her.
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I just I like her.
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Okay, relationships
either add to your life
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or they subtract from it.
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And I'm not saying she's a bad person,
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but when you get caught up in somebody,
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they subtract your time, they subtract
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If anything she adds to it.
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We're not in a relationship
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and she leaves for Haiti in a few weeks,
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why are we having this conversation?
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Look, why is it when you date
somebody that I don't like,
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I can accept the fact that you like him,
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but when I'm dating somebody
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Do you see Stanny having
any effect on me whatsoever?
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Changed my routine the way I think or act?
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No, guys don't affect me that way.
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Oh, when I'm just some wishy-washy girl
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that morphs into whoever
she's dating, huh?
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No, cut the shit.
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The male species in his natural habitat.
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How about the female species
goes to her natural habitat
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and makes me a fucking sandwich.
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I don't cook.
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Of course you don't one
thing women do better than men
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and you forego on our principle
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that leaves you useless.
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What century are you living in?
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No matter what century I'm living in
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the one thing women do better
than men cooking and cleaning.
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It's a (indistinct) fact.
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Are you retarded?
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No, women are retarded.
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Corporate CEOs men,
presidents or leaders, men.
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In every mind bigger and stronger.
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Yeah and every serial
killer, child molester
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and all around assholes, men.
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Men are funnier. I
mean, women can be funny,
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but men are always funnier.
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Try that baby.
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Actually someday with science and shit
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it'll be able to carry babies.
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I mean, as weird as that sounds,
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but women will never be funnier.
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There's no stem cell transplant for that.
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But if women rule the world the world,
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you know there'd be no war.
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Hypothetically we don't know.
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Women never ruled a fucking thing.
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there has
been plenty of women leaders
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throughout history,
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Oh yeah, Marie Antoinette,
she was real benevolent,
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and maternal.
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Did you even graduate high school?
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School's for nerds,
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I watch the history channel,
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History is written by men.
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Obviously all great writers are men.
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Weren't you living out
of a truck a week ago?
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Find the meaning of life yet?
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A few interesting things,
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not sure I will agree with it all
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Well, yeah, some of these
are really very informative
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and some of the
so they teach variety.
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Trying to find a book on life,
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well, this gonna sound silly,
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but white people fall out of love.
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Oh wow. You figure that one
out, you'll have a bestseller.
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So she fell out of love
with you or you with her?
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Well, she says she still loves me,
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but she's not in love with me.
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If that makes any sense.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better,
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it might be because you're too handsome.
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No, I'm absolutely serious.
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Women want to be the more attractive one.
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I mean, the guy can be cute,
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but not so cute that he can do better.
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She wants to be the real score for him.
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So he'll do everything
he can to hold onto her.
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I don't know
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Oh, ask somebody, ask anybody.
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Alright, well let me text
my buddy that question.
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Yeah? Okay well just
ask him true or false.
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Yeah, he doesn't answer
questions with just one word.
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That sounds like a girl.
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And it was so funny, you
know, because it wasn't me.
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It was this role I was
playing, I came so hard.
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I bet he did too.
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Oh my God, it was everywhere.
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See we get along great
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as long as we're just trading sex stories.
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Funny thing about Shoot, she's so tight
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I can barely get like two
fingers up there, right?
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But it turns me on,
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and makes me strangely
jealous at the same time.
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It's probably 'cause she's
never had dick in there,
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just fingers.
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Okay, I get it.
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So that's like not fair.
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What?
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You got to tell me all
about how little
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lost her sheep and I start telling you
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about having sex with another woman
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and you act all skeeved up.
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Look, I don't wanna
hear my mom talk about sex
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with my dad either.
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Okay, that comparison makes no sense
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because you're not supposed to
talk to your kids about sex.
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I mean, you are acting homophobic.
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What?
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If you were dating a fat guy
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and you licked his butt, and
I don't wanna hear about it,
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that doesn't mean I'm anti-fat people.
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How does...
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You know what, you still
have your best friend
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to tell stuff to, where'd mine go?
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Right, I'm the bad friend.
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Just shut the fuck up.
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"The fuck did you
get that bullshit from?
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Then again who knows these dumb
bitches wanna be in control
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and they can use it to control a guy
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if that's a higher quality pussy,
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than he can usually
get so maybe it's true.
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They wanna be the hotter one?
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Might explain my phenomenal
success with women,
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even though I'm only an
eight, eight inches that is
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haha these bitches piss me off.
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BTW dinner tonight, come over factored."
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Wow, just the theory.
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Not sure it applies though.
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My girlfriend is what most
people consider very beautiful.
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She have a career of her own?
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Yeah, very successful as of late.
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And I bet you, she was
dating you before the success.
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Yeah.
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You don't have to read that book anymore.
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I got your answer.
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Still here.
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It's been here long before
us, it will be here long after.
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Still, I think of it as our spot.
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It's really been that
many guys I've dated
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you didn't like?
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The hell, I'm away from
the guy for two hours
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and he's texted me five times.
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Off.
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I think relationships were better
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before we had cell phones
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and you could actually miss someone.
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Why is missing somebody so important?
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Just gonna take 'em for granted.
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I don't do that.
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Nope.
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Not you.
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Hey has Summer called you
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'cause Georgia ain't texted me back.
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For a guy that prides
himself on what a man he is
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you sure have some feminine qualities.
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I just want her to return my call.
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I mean, they got bad reception in Malibu?
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They do like with
mountains and ships, right?
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I have some editing to do.
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Wanna watch?
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Is that what I think it is?
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Don't tell anyone.
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When people think it's about upgrading,
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but I think when people get successful,
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they don't like waking up to a reminder
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of who they used to be.
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You really think that's it?
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Yeah, I mean, I think
that's what spooks people
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about intimacy.
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You know that person that's
been laying next to you
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they've seen you lose faith,
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they've seen you doubt or at your worst,
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best way to convince yourself
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that you'll never feel that way again?
266
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,853
Is find somebody new that's
never seen you that way.
267
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,170
Summer really makes a lot of noise.
268
00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:55,980
Its fucking hot, right?
269
00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:57,280
She screams like a porn star.
270
00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,650
I swear I'd put this on
the web if she let me.
271
00:12:59,650 --> 00:13:01,340
What that called? Scissoring?
272
00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:02,480
I wish I was a lesbian.
273
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,364
This fucking moves better than Casablanca.
274
00:13:05,364 --> 00:13:07,680
Look, let's cut in for the closeup.
275
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,610
Right, yeah. See that's
that's what I always say.
276
00:13:09,610 --> 00:13:11,350
You don't just lick the
clit, you suck on it.
277
00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:13,210
Hell yeah. You see how
I got two fingers in there
278
00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,620
in the G-spot real fast?
279
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,550
Yeah, yeah but all
those RPMs right away?
280
00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:18,108
No, I mean there's 10
minutes of
281
00:13:18,108 --> 00:13:18,941
that she got past all that.
282
00:13:18,941 --> 00:13:21,700
Yeah. Yes, I like to
start slow then speed up
283
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,714
then when they're right
on the verge, even slower.
284
00:13:24,714 --> 00:13:27,220
Yeah, look
285
00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:30,040
Oh yeah, that's great technique.
286
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,733
Now, How do you feel about
the pinky in the ass?
287
00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:35,190
I think if you're doing your job right,
288
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,460
it's not usually necessary,
289
00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:38,993
but some girls like it as an added bonus.
290
00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:45,733
We are closing, I have to go.
291
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:51,740
Thanks for...
292
00:13:55,820 --> 00:13:56,653
Thanks.
293
00:13:58,090 --> 00:14:00,363
You have a nice rest of your day.
294
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:08,183
Some friends and I are
gonna have some dinner later.
295
00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:17,360
Have you worked at this
bookstore a long time?
296
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,833
Yeah, I suppose I have, yeah.
297
00:14:22,870 --> 00:14:24,750
'Cause I'm gonna come back here.
298
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:28,500
Not right away, but soon.
299
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:33,203
And I hope you're still
gonna be working here.
300
00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:38,380
I'll be here until
the end of the semester.
301
00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:40,340
So you take your time
302
00:14:42,370 --> 00:14:43,203
and come back.
303
00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:53,630
Do you Need help finding the door?
304
00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:54,463
Oh,
305
00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:57,935
I got it.
306
00:14:57,935 --> 00:14:58,768
Okay.
307
00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:02,283
Bye.
308
00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:10,600
The little boulpaep is
sexy, but it's not real.
309
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,920
I like it when a girl plays dress up
310
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,430
in something she'd actually wear.
311
00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:15,047
Like, here put her in this.
312
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:16,570
Well like a business suit?
313
00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:18,470
Yeah, not some people like
that authority figure.
314
00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:19,970
I don't get turned on by that.
315
00:15:21,222 --> 00:15:22,762
You're threatened by them?
316
00:15:22,762 --> 00:15:23,903
No, you know what I had
sex with a girl I didn't like
317
00:15:23,903 --> 00:15:26,150
and I'd to show her to bosses.
318
00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:28,310
Nice, you (indistinct) a rapist.
319
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,410
Yeah don't say that.
320
00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:31,680
It's like guy has sex with
a girl that he doesn't like,
321
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,550
he's a predator.
322
00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:34,240
When a girl has sex with
a guy she don't like
323
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,290
that's called dating.
324
00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:38,020
Like I'm not judging.
325
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:41,610
I'm just saying deep down
inside you hate women.
326
00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:44,150
No I don't hate women, I love women.
327
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:46,154
I curse in this life.
328
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:48,440
I love the way they move,
I love the way they talk.
329
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,713
I mean, what else could I
give a shit about, sports?
330
00:15:56,270 --> 00:15:57,570
You really like Georgia.
331
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:00,633
No, don't text her.
332
00:16:01,810 --> 00:16:02,660
Let her miss you.
333
00:16:07,036 --> 00:16:09,070
I'm a fucking loser, huh?
334
00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:12,640
No, give yourself a break.
335
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,892
That's why you're tough on everybody.
336
00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:16,400
And you're tough on yourself.
337
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,200
See, that's why I'm cool with everybody.
338
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,033
I'm cool to me.
339
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,590
You're pretty smart for a girl.
340
00:16:23,590 --> 00:16:24,423
Such a dick.
341
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,030
Checking the time
because you're missing her
342
00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:42,863
or sick of me?
343
00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:45,023
Sorry.
344
00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:53,130
Problem with that girl,
I've known people like her.
345
00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:55,820
They're a mile wide, but not very deep.
346
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,442
She only cares about what happens to be
347
00:16:57,442 --> 00:16:58,850
right in front of her.
348
00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:00,600
That's what I like about her.
349
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,070
She doesn't latch on to anybody,
350
00:17:02,070 --> 00:17:03,360
she's totally independent.
351
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,080
I wanna be more like that.
352
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,193
Well, she's going off to Haiti and...
353
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,860
Well it's not about her though.
354
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,470
Like you want me to pursue my career,
355
00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:12,094
get my life together,
started...
356
00:17:12,094 --> 00:17:13,330
Yes, exactly.
357
00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:15,300
But not with somebody
else holding your hand
358
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,285
like you always do.
359
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,240
Okay, well you know what can you listen?
360
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,400
Look, you insist that I pursue my career
361
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,610
and I love you for that.
362
00:17:21,610 --> 00:17:24,083
But you can't dictate
how I go about doing it.
363
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,540
I mean, can't you just be
happy that I'm doing it.
364
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:31,920
You're right.
365
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,510
I've just been trying to motivate you
366
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:35,400
and then this super cool girl shows up
367
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,383
and gets you more fired
up than I ever did.
368
00:17:37,383 --> 00:17:39,083
You did motivate me.
369
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:41,700
I've been a bitch.
370
00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:47,573
You've been a bitch with a
big heart in the right place.
371
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,600
Okay get off I'm not as gay as you.
372
00:17:52,564 --> 00:17:54,090
And could You try not to hate her.
373
00:17:54,090 --> 00:17:56,577
I think it really bums her
out that you don't like her.
374
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:58,777
Yeah I'll make friends
with her I promise.
375
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:00,563
You ready to go?
376
00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:05,963
I've really missed this a lot.
377
00:18:08,090 --> 00:18:10,240
If you take Shoot up
here, I'll kill you.
378
00:18:16,890 --> 00:18:19,180
Anyway so this one
book, had questions like
379
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,230
if you were a car,
380
00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,310
what kind of a car would you be?
381
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,860
A Ferrari or a Station Wagon?
382
00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:26,060
Station wagon. When was
this book even written?
383
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:29,220
Joe, if you were a car,
you would be a 65 Mustang,
384
00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:30,573
sexy but sturdy.
385
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,730
What kind of car would Summer be?
386
00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:36,080
She's a VW beetle,
387
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,453
but always on one spare
donut and in need of a wash.
388
00:18:41,524 --> 00:18:42,730
What kind of car would I be?
389
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,230
You're a Porsche candy, apple red
390
00:18:45,230 --> 00:18:47,367
with monster truck tires.
391
00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:48,200
Damn.
392
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:50,790
Wait, what about me? What am I?
393
00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:52,210
You're an impounded ice cream truck
394
00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:53,947
that was used in a getaway
395
00:18:56,397 --> 00:18:58,940
Okay Wait wait, what's Georgia?
396
00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,200
She's a Bentley.
397
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,710
Can't help but stare and think wow,
398
00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:04,111
that's some elegant shit right there.
399
00:19:04,111 --> 00:19:05,500
Aww.
400
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,020
You know what's weird,
401
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,540
I don't always know
what's going on with me,
402
00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:11,270
but I can usually tell what's
happening with my friends.
403
00:19:11,270 --> 00:19:12,720
I do that.
404
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:13,910
We all do that.
405
00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:15,910
It's God's way of keeping us
from blowing our brains out.
406
00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:17,530
Let's not fool ourselves,
407
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:20,143
But our friends see it
and we return the favor.
408
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:24,223
Okay. So what did you
two kids do all day?
409
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,400
We watched porn.
410
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:29,793
Yeah.
411
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,200
I love the wine you picked up.
412
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,140
Yeah, it pairs good with
the sea bass, don't it?
413
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:33,973
Yeah.
414
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,000
Hey, there's another
bottle in the house.
415
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,810
Oh great. I'll go get it.
416
00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:37,670
I'll help with the dishes
417
00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:40,150
gotta earn my key brand here somehow.
418
00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:41,100
I'll get dessert.
419
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,227
You know, being single
looks really good on you.
420
00:19:54,255 --> 00:19:55,088
You too.
421
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,343
He's gonna break my
friend's heart, isn't he?
422
00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:16,550
No, she'll break his.
423
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,383
To you guys.
424
00:20:27,799 --> 00:20:28,926
To all of us.
425
00:20:28,926 --> 00:20:30,176
To us.
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