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You know, there's going to be girls there.

Why don't we go to the pretzel place?

There's a really cute girl.

She always gives you extra dipping sauce.

Why don't we go to the mall?

You know, goodbye there.

I promise I won't be too close by.

Please, honey, I just want to see you happy.

I don't... I was moping around.

You know, I just... I want you to be happy.

I don't feel like it, Mom, okay?

Just leave me alone.

Come on, honey, this is not normal.

Let's go.

No, Mom...

Mom, come on.

Oh, honey, don't be embarrassed.

It's okay.

What?

I'm your mom.

You act like I've never seen it before.

You're just going to sit here with my dick hanging out and talk to me?

Honey, you have a really nice penis.

I mean, tons of girls would love to please you.

It definitely looks like it could please some girls.

Mom, this is really weird.

Can you just leave me alone?

Honey, I mean, you can be honest with me.

It's okay.

You know I love you, and you can trust me.

And I'll never judge you.

If I want to jerk off in my room alone, then I'll do that, okay?

Girls don't like it anyway.

Trust me.

Honey, what do you mean they don't like it anyway?

Because I... You have a beautiful penis.

Okay, Mom, I don't want to...

I... I come really fast.

You come really fast?

Like, what do you mean?

Like, really, like, fast.

Like, right when they touch it, pretty much.

Like, how fast?

Like, I don't know, like, 30, 40 seconds.

You know what?

I can't help it.

Your father used to have the same problem.

Until he met me.

Now he lasts as long as I want him to.

How?

Well, I taught him everything he knows.

Well, that's cool.

I mean, you know your father could still be an asshole.

You know who your father is.

But in bed, he really knows how to please me because I was just patient and I just taught him how to last.

Oh, that's great for him.

It doesn't really help me much.

Well, I'm sure we'll find a girl who's patient and who's willing to teach you.

I mean, you have a really beautiful penis.

I don't see why you don't have a girl in your bed right now.

Four different girls have laughed at me, Mom.

They all made fun of me, and they didn't talk to me anymore afterwards.

Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

Well...

So, whatever, I'm just going to stay in my room.

No, honey, look, I mean, I could... How about I just, you know, maybe just show you and then you could, you know, maybe take a lesson learned and... What are you talking about?

Well, I could just, like, show you, like, what I did to your father and how I made him last and, like, a little technique I used and then...

You know, maybe then you'll be able to feel a little bit more confident.

Like... Like here.

That's okay.

Yeah, of course.

Like, I'm just going to touch it, okay?

I'm just, yeah, I'm just going to... So, you know, when you stroke it, you're just going to have like a nice firm grip, not too firm.

I think we can use a little bit of spit.

Mm-hmm.