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Tyler, I want you so bad.

Really?

Like, what exactly do you mean?

You drive me wild.

I don't even know where to start.

Oh, Tyler, this is the best part.

Yeah, um, yeah.

Are you okay, baby?

You're not yourself.

Oh, I'm fine.

Oh, Tyler.

You make me so wet.

Whoa!

Oh, my God.

I am so sorry.

I'm so sorry this is so embarrassing.

I guess I was just nodding off a little bit.

I guess I don't like this show after all.

Look, it's been fun.

But I'm really, really exhausted.

I should just get going back to bed.

But Seth Rogen is your favorite actor.

Right.

Yeah.

But maybe I think he just smoked a little too much pot before he wrote this one.

I'm worried about you, baby.

Do we need to call Dr. White?

You're a little warm.

A little too warm.

No, no, no.

I'm good.

And I don't want to take advantage of his kindness, really.

He said everything will be fine.

It's all just going to take a little while.

And just seeing...

things.

Like hallucinations?

Yeah, yeah.

It's not anything dangerous or anything.

It's just, uh... Well, let's go to Dr. White.

Let's give him a call.

Because you can't go back to school seeing ghosts and fairies and little green men.

No, Mommy.

It's, uh... That or that scene.

What are you seeing?

You can tell me.

I promise I won't tell a soul.

Um...

Well, uh, I'm seeing a woman.

You can tell me, baby.

Okay, well, you know, I'm seeing a woman, and she's, uh, you know, wearing bra and panties, and she's not quite undressed.

Are you seeing me in lingerie?

Oh, for fuck's sakes, why am I even telling you this?

Language, baby!

I'm sorry.

What am I wearing in your dreams?

A thong, that's for sure.

You know what?

This is really so weird.

I want to get going.

Did I do that?

Really, this is so embarrassing.

I didn't mean to disrespect you in any way.

Au contraire.

You complimented me.

Really?

Yes.

It's been so long since I've been touched by a man in that way.

I lay next to your father.

Can I imagine what it'd be like to feel you?

To smell you?

Oh, goddess.

At least for tonight, not step-mom.

Oh, Tyler, I want you so bad, baby.

Baby.

Aww.