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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,167 --> 00:01:00,283 I'm very disappointed in you Mademoiselle. 2 00:01:01,167 --> 00:01:05,479 You're almost an adult and we find this about you! 3 00:01:05,887 --> 00:01:07,684 It's not smart, you know. 4 00:01:07,887 --> 00:01:10,685 It doesn't give you beauty or distinction. 5 00:01:10,887 --> 00:01:13,162 The only thing you'll gain lung cancer, 6 00:01:13,367 --> 00:01:17,121 yellowish fingers and ugly wrinkles around the mouth. 7 00:01:18,247 --> 00:01:20,920 No such thing in my establishment. 8 00:01:21,127 --> 00:01:22,196 Step out. 9 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:59,319 You see, agent... 10 00:01:59,527 --> 00:02:01,563 Darren, I don't blame you. 11 00:02:02,327 --> 00:02:05,876 for joining the church outside your service 12 00:02:06,087 --> 00:02:08,157 accompanied by many other agents 13 00:02:09,327 --> 00:02:12,763 to stop the bride-to-be by declaring 14 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:15,242 ''It's a crime wendy, perjury, 15 00:02:15,447 --> 00:02:17,244 ''obstruction of justice, mental cruelty. 16 00:02:17,447 --> 00:02:19,085 "He won't make you happy 17 00:02:20,087 --> 00:02:22,203 No, my anger is not due 18 00:02:22,407 --> 00:02:24,557 the fact that you have abused trust 19 00:02:24,767 --> 00:02:26,280 of our fellow citizens. 20 00:02:26,487 --> 00:02:28,876 What we must never do, 21 00:02:29,087 --> 00:02:31,442 ever... do. 22 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:38,446 My only question is: why? 23 00:02:49,967 --> 00:02:51,036 I beg your pardon. 24 00:02:53,327 --> 00:02:54,442 I love it. 25 00:02:55,047 --> 00:02:57,242 I love him madly. 26 00:03:00,167 --> 00:03:03,557 Let's gather together. 27 00:03:13,247 --> 00:03:14,646 Chester Farm. 28 00:03:17,567 --> 00:03:19,080 Go away! 29 00:03:19,287 --> 00:03:20,117 Sorry 30 00:03:20,447 --> 00:03:23,598 I didn't give the signal. No signal, no entry 31 00:03:23,807 --> 00:03:26,321 It's just that... I fell off from my yacht 32 00:03:29,367 --> 00:03:30,766 What a horror! 33 00:03:37,167 --> 00:03:39,317 It's a... grand yacht? 34 00:03:47,167 --> 00:03:48,043 How are you? 35 00:03:49,247 --> 00:03:51,203 Yes, it's nothing 36 00:03:55,127 --> 00:03:57,277 The door is still not fixed! 37 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:58,681 You're so late! 38 00:03:58,887 --> 00:04:00,445 I could be an assassin 39 00:04:00,687 --> 00:04:02,120 Of course 40 00:04:02,607 --> 00:04:05,075 - Need a hand, Kate? - No, sit down. 41 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:06,242 Do you have an excuse? 42 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:09,280 I had to do Brendan's physics homework 43 00:04:09,487 --> 00:04:11,284 Poor guy's a bit on edge 44 00:04:11,487 --> 00:04:12,522 What do you mean? 45 00:04:13,767 --> 00:04:15,086 He touches himself 46 00:04:15,287 --> 00:04:17,517 Very much so. It's nature, I know 47 00:04:17,727 --> 00:04:20,161 But I'm worried about his mock exam 48 00:04:20,367 --> 00:04:22,642 Plan vacation courses 49 00:04:24,967 --> 00:04:30,360 CRUSH The frustrated club 50 00:04:35,887 --> 00:04:38,117 You remember Bobby 51 00:04:40,327 --> 00:04:41,282 Bobby from Southwold? 52 00:04:42,287 --> 00:04:44,164 Hairy, rich, gynecologist 53 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,278 He likes me but he's shy 54 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:48,603 Anyway, case closed a long time ago 55 00:04:48,807 --> 00:04:52,277 Now he's calling to see if I'm free on Friday. I say 56 00:04:52,487 --> 00:04:54,205 Friday? 57 00:04:55,567 --> 00:04:57,239 I can free myself 58 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,319 Him: Why don't we get together? 59 00:05:02,527 --> 00:05:03,243 Me: For dinner? 60 00:05:04,527 --> 00:05:07,200 ''For dinner, great doll'' 61 00:05:08,087 --> 00:05:11,284 Text "Great, doll". 62 00:05:11,927 --> 00:05:14,487 - You weren't too keen? - You must be joking. 63 00:05:21,647 --> 00:05:25,162 Anyway, we go to what he calls a small restaurant 64 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:30,282 and I'm glad I brought my toothbrush 65 00:05:30,487 --> 00:05:34,082 I say, "I'm not sure what to order". 66 00:05:35,327 --> 00:05:37,716 and he said, "As you wish, you pay". 67 00:05:39,927 --> 00:05:42,964 He explains: it's a kind of training 68 00:05:43,167 --> 00:05:46,204 for his group therapy. He has to show his virility 69 00:05:46,407 --> 00:05:48,637 without using your wallet 70 00:05:48,927 --> 00:05:50,201 And by the way, 71 00:05:50,407 --> 00:05:51,396 no sex either 72 00:05:52,807 --> 00:05:55,560 to save on emotions too 73 00:05:58,887 --> 00:05:59,717 Then me, 74 00:06:00,887 --> 00:06:03,242 What's in it for you? 75 00:06:04,287 --> 00:06:05,800 How much do I owe you for the wine? 76 00:06:09,127 --> 00:06:12,403 I should know how to to spot the right number after 77 00:06:12,847 --> 00:06:15,964 Messrs Gay, Bécébégé and monsieur... 78 00:06:16,367 --> 00:06:18,005 Filthy Liar 79 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:21,444 I think you're still very bitter 80 00:06:22,047 --> 00:06:23,924 Shut up cop 81 00:06:24,127 --> 00:06:27,244 I think I'm the favorite for the prize 82 00:06:27,447 --> 00:06:29,597 of the most sinister of the week 83 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:35,317 Unless you come up with one of your macramé workshop experiments 84 00:06:35,527 --> 00:06:37,040 Right, Kate? 85 00:06:37,247 --> 00:06:37,918 What? 86 00:06:38,127 --> 00:06:41,164 - Not macramé, pottery! - Excuse me! 87 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,398 It's not sinister, we create 88 00:06:43,607 --> 00:06:44,483 with your hands 89 00:06:44,687 --> 00:06:45,517 Of course 90 00:06:45,727 --> 00:06:49,561 At evening classes, we make connections 91 00:06:50,047 --> 00:06:51,480 Male? 92 00:06:52,207 --> 00:06:53,083 It happens 93 00:06:56,487 --> 00:06:57,715 Last week 94 00:06:57,927 --> 00:07:01,522 for example, Roger, our group leader, gave a raku party 95 00:07:01,967 --> 00:07:04,765 A kind of campfire where everyone bakes a pot 96 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:08,357 I can feel the price slipping away 97 00:07:09,447 --> 00:07:11,483 We built the oven 98 00:07:12,007 --> 00:07:14,043 in Roger's garden 99 00:07:14,247 --> 00:07:16,807 and we had a few drinks while the pots were cooking 100 00:07:20,327 --> 00:07:23,922 A few hours later I find myself 101 00:07:25,087 --> 00:07:26,805 kissing a man 102 00:07:36,207 --> 00:07:38,084 What kind of man? 103 00:07:41,287 --> 00:07:43,517 Martin is surely fascinating 104 00:07:43,727 --> 00:07:47,356 if you're interested in the social policy of the regional council, but... 105 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:53,963 people had already ordered cabs 106 00:07:54,167 --> 00:07:56,283 and I thought I'd better go home 107 00:07:59,287 --> 00:08:00,242 I catch one 108 00:08:01,527 --> 00:08:03,324 To the station, please 109 00:08:03,927 --> 00:08:05,804 Here we go 110 00:08:15,207 --> 00:08:16,959 After a while 111 00:08:18,927 --> 00:08:22,317 I notice it doesn't have a meter 112 00:08:27,127 --> 00:08:30,597 I'm in a stranger's car 113 00:08:31,327 --> 00:08:32,806 What did you do? 114 00:08:37,127 --> 00:08:38,640 I said "Stop". 115 00:08:39,567 --> 00:08:41,080 Did it stop? 116 00:08:41,447 --> 00:08:43,802 No, so I said I was going to throw up 117 00:08:51,927 --> 00:08:52,723 And? 118 00:08:53,807 --> 00:08:55,320 Blessed be 119 00:08:55,527 --> 00:08:57,245 the police cross-country race! 120 00:09:09,047 --> 00:09:11,038 Why didn't you say you were a cop? 121 00:09:11,247 --> 00:09:13,636 trained in weapons handling and combat sports? 122 00:09:13,847 --> 00:09:15,439 Because it bothered me 123 00:09:17,247 --> 00:09:19,397 I am 42 years old. This is my life 124 00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:21,600 It's sinister 125 00:09:25,327 --> 00:09:26,806 Thank you very much 126 00:09:28,207 --> 00:09:31,483 I've got something better. I beat you hands down 127 00:09:31,687 --> 00:09:34,440 Is Gerald on the hunt again? 128 00:09:34,647 --> 00:09:36,478 Another student writing to you? 129 00:09:36,687 --> 00:09:38,279 I found myself in the layette department 130 00:09:41,727 --> 00:09:44,002 There's no guy in this story, is there? 131 00:09:44,207 --> 00:09:46,198 You know it doesn't count 132 00:09:46,407 --> 00:09:51,242 I was thinking of buying a gift for my niece in Hawaii 133 00:09:53,247 --> 00:09:56,876 And I had the impression that everything was so... 134 00:09:57,527 --> 00:09:59,961 net, you see? 135 00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:15,643 I ended up buying a slice of salmon en croûte 136 00:10:17,247 --> 00:10:21,638 For one of my wonderful solitary evenings at home 137 00:10:21,927 --> 00:10:27,684 Where does time go? 138 00:10:46,887 --> 00:10:49,799 You've got the wrong soundtrack for your film 139 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:54,039 Folk rock from the 70s. Wrong! 140 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,681 His film? 141 00:10:55,887 --> 00:10:57,002 A question of attitude 142 00:10:57,207 --> 00:11:00,756 Whenever I see a guy, it's 100% Stravinsky 143 00:11:05,487 --> 00:11:09,958 When I should be Radio classique 144 00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:12,123 I don't know, the Delius kind 145 00:11:20,967 --> 00:11:23,356 I'm the most sinister of the week, right? 146 00:11:28,207 --> 00:11:29,526 Wait 147 00:11:36,807 --> 00:11:39,367 The desire for children happens 148 00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:41,080 Shut up, Janine 149 00:11:41,287 --> 00:11:44,563 I see 563 kids every day 150 00:11:44,767 --> 00:11:47,361 I don't want it for my personal use 151 00:11:48,967 --> 00:11:50,036 Tiramisu? 152 00:11:56,607 --> 00:11:58,996 I think she's a bit down 153 00:11:59,767 --> 00:12:02,281 He needs a treat, that's all. 154 00:12:03,887 --> 00:12:05,400 Is there any gin left? 155 00:13:04,287 --> 00:13:05,083 Hello 156 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:16,156 Hello Pam 157 00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:17,561 Aren't you late? 158 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:18,996 What? 159 00:13:20,247 --> 00:13:22,920 - For Marjorie's funeral - Crap! 160 00:13:23,127 --> 00:13:25,197 Blast! Sorry 161 00:13:38,647 --> 00:13:41,878 We are gathered here today to pay tribute 162 00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:44,157 to a distinguished fellow citizen 163 00:14:47,847 --> 00:14:49,519 Can I talk to you, Gerald? 164 00:14:49,727 --> 00:14:51,763 Of course. Of course. Excuse me 165 00:14:51,967 --> 00:14:53,685 For this day of rock-climbing 166 00:14:53,887 --> 00:14:56,799 I love towers, but not enough to climb them 167 00:14:57,007 --> 00:15:01,364 Last week while caving, two young people nearly lost their legs 168 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,922 And last year, rafting... 169 00:15:04,127 --> 00:15:05,560 Finally, think about it 170 00:15:07,247 --> 00:15:10,603 Who was the organist today? 171 00:15:10,807 --> 00:15:11,922 A replacement 172 00:15:12,127 --> 00:15:13,845 Not bad I thought 173 00:15:35,407 --> 00:15:36,840 Miss Scales? 174 00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:38,516 I beg your pardon? 175 00:15:39,447 --> 00:15:42,564 Miss Scales. English. 4th and 3rd B 176 00:15:45,047 --> 00:15:46,719 Jed Willis. You were my teacher 177 00:15:48,687 --> 00:15:50,006 Ah, that's right! 178 00:15:50,207 --> 00:15:52,926 When you fell, you broke... 179 00:15:53,127 --> 00:15:54,560 A tooth, yes 180 00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:04,959 Can I get you anything? 181 00:16:42,887 --> 00:16:44,445 Beautiful instrument 182 00:16:49,607 --> 00:16:51,882 I make who I want cry 183 00:17:09,327 --> 00:17:12,319 While there are many of us in taichi class 184 00:17:12,527 --> 00:17:14,916 and some are very strong 185 00:17:15,127 --> 00:17:20,485 The teacher said to me Your roundness is getting better and better". 186 00:17:20,687 --> 00:17:22,757 He's so sensitive 187 00:17:22,967 --> 00:17:26,164 Sensitive? To childhood and the rectal exam? 188 00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:35,596 You didn't even come close 189 00:17:35,807 --> 00:17:37,604 your handsome magistrate 190 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,877 He didn't say two words to you 191 00:17:40,087 --> 00:17:42,476 - The power's out - No kidding? 192 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,076 Before or after he fined you? 193 00:17:45,287 --> 00:17:47,005 Detail, detail 194 00:17:49,087 --> 00:17:51,840 Go to court, it's not a guy thing 195 00:17:52,047 --> 00:17:54,436 In a guy story, you need a guy 196 00:17:55,807 --> 00:17:57,286 What do you think? 197 00:17:58,847 --> 00:17:59,836 I think 198 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,520 that I fucked a boy 25-year-old boy at a funeral 199 00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:05,761 on a grave 200 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,116 What are you saying? 201 00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:18,122 25 years? 202 00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:19,726 Yes, what a surprise 203 00:18:19,927 --> 00:18:22,839 Ten years ago I was teaching him grammar 204 00:18:23,047 --> 00:18:24,241 Have you gone mad? 205 00:18:27,287 --> 00:18:29,118 Last stand for austere Kate 206 00:18:29,327 --> 00:18:31,841 - Last one? - You won't be doing it again 207 00:18:32,047 --> 00:18:33,400 No, it's true 208 00:18:33,607 --> 00:18:37,566 It's not something you do twice, I know. 209 00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,883 I guess you're right 210 00:18:40,527 --> 00:18:42,040 He plays so well 211 00:18:42,327 --> 00:18:44,761 Even if it is Yehudi Menuhin! 212 00:18:44,967 --> 00:18:46,958 That kid. This kid! 213 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:50,716 It proves that you're more and more desperate 214 00:18:51,847 --> 00:18:53,724 No way! He plays so well! 215 00:18:53,927 --> 00:18:55,997 It's not the ground for a lasting relationship 216 00:18:56,207 --> 00:18:59,722 I wasn't looking for a safe soul. Just a... fanny 217 00:18:59,927 --> 00:19:01,883 You worry me 218 00:19:02,087 --> 00:19:03,679 Are you yelling at me? 219 00:19:03,887 --> 00:19:05,957 I fuck and I get lectured? 220 00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:07,566 - But no - We support you 221 00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:09,166 We'll give you a hand 222 00:19:09,367 --> 00:19:12,484 Gerald dreams of jumping on your grave 223 00:19:12,687 --> 00:19:15,599 - I don't feel like it - You can't blame him 224 00:19:15,807 --> 00:19:18,799 That's what I blame him for. 225 00:19:19,007 --> 00:19:22,682 In our country, a forty-year-old with nothing to be ashamed of 226 00:19:22,887 --> 00:19:25,447 it's miraculous, don't spit on it 227 00:19:25,647 --> 00:19:27,319 How sinister we are 228 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,523 That's being 40 229 00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:32,637 Have you tried blue-green algae? 230 00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:44,838 With this urbanization plan, God knows what would happen 231 00:19:45,047 --> 00:19:46,526 Buildings, traffic 232 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,605 I think about what happened in Milton Keynes 233 00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:52,164 You didn't get laid at the funeral? 234 00:19:54,087 --> 00:19:56,282 It's frightening 235 00:19:56,967 --> 00:20:00,084 There's plenty to panic about, this census... 236 00:20:00,287 --> 00:20:01,640 Ladies and Gentlemen 237 00:20:01,847 --> 00:20:04,964 After counting, I have the great pleasure 238 00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:09,001 to announce that the Chairman of the Board of Directors 239 00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:11,323 is Reverend Gerald Marsden 240 00:20:46,807 --> 00:20:48,763 Do you have sudden pains? 241 00:20:49,127 --> 00:20:51,687 You know I'll break your china 242 00:20:51,927 --> 00:20:53,645 Medical questionnaire 243 00:20:55,527 --> 00:20:57,324 Abdominal pain 244 00:20:57,567 --> 00:20:58,477 Heaviness 245 00:20:58,687 --> 00:21:00,598 Yes, on the side where I... 246 00:21:00,807 --> 00:21:02,399 Your remaining ovary 247 00:21:03,807 --> 00:21:06,799 I think I still have a cyst 248 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:09,362 It doesn't make sense 249 00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:12,127 There is nothing on ultrasound 250 00:21:13,407 --> 00:21:15,443 I don't feel anything 251 00:21:15,647 --> 00:21:17,365 No bleeding? 252 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:20,035 No. You have nothing 253 00:21:20,407 --> 00:21:22,204 Nothing to worry about 254 00:21:24,087 --> 00:21:25,486 Is Tuesday still good? 255 00:22:41,967 --> 00:22:43,605 Show me how you make them cry 256 00:22:56,527 --> 00:22:59,087 When they arrive, they're on edge 257 00:22:59,847 --> 00:23:03,123 It's like a reception. They're going to see people 258 00:23:03,327 --> 00:23:06,558 They worry, they're afraid of looking ridiculous 259 00:23:06,807 --> 00:23:08,525 So to get started 260 00:23:08,767 --> 00:23:11,679 we tell them exactly where they are 261 00:23:12,527 --> 00:23:14,518 It has no beginning and no end 262 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:17,241 We don't sing, we don't kneel to pray 263 00:23:17,447 --> 00:23:21,156 Just sit down, handkerchief to hand 264 00:23:21,847 --> 00:23:25,283 With that settled, they start to look around them 265 00:23:25,887 --> 00:23:27,878 Suddenly they see the coffin 266 00:23:28,087 --> 00:23:32,160 They must be prevented from thinking putrefaction and cremation 267 00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:35,279 So we give them "Noble and eternal". 268 00:23:36,807 --> 00:23:39,241 It's like a launch pad 269 00:23:39,447 --> 00:23:42,359 They're ready, the show can begin 270 00:23:42,567 --> 00:23:44,603 It's all anatomical 271 00:23:45,207 --> 00:23:47,084 For those in peril 272 00:23:48,247 --> 00:23:49,965 That's what's got them by the throat 273 00:23:57,127 --> 00:23:58,606 Spare me 274 00:23:59,247 --> 00:24:00,999 The nose starts to run 275 00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:04,922 It's quite simple. They all have a change in tone 276 00:24:06,207 --> 00:24:09,324 After a while, they had cried enough 277 00:24:09,527 --> 00:24:12,360 They thought about life and death 278 00:24:12,567 --> 00:24:16,446 They're ready for tea and sandwiches 279 00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:20,236 They need something strong 280 00:24:20,447 --> 00:24:22,961 A ray of hope in the darkness 281 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,319 People want to cry 282 00:24:47,647 --> 00:24:49,046 I help them 283 00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:51,442 Sorry 284 00:24:51,647 --> 00:24:53,239 But no 285 00:25:19,407 --> 00:25:21,796 So you wanted to 286 00:25:22,007 --> 00:25:24,521 during my lessons? When you were fifteen? 287 00:25:24,727 --> 00:25:25,443 Fourteen 288 00:25:27,447 --> 00:25:28,323 Yes 289 00:25:28,807 --> 00:25:30,445 It's all wrong 290 00:25:35,647 --> 00:25:37,444 Are you serious? 291 00:25:38,647 --> 00:25:39,841 What do you mean? 292 00:25:40,447 --> 00:25:42,756 You and me. Are you serious? 293 00:25:45,247 --> 00:25:46,805 One time it's an accident 294 00:25:47,567 --> 00:25:49,523 Twice, a coincidence 295 00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:51,963 Three times is serious 296 00:26:01,367 --> 00:26:03,722 You would have seen her with this baby 297 00:26:05,327 --> 00:26:07,522 She had the nerve to tell me 298 00:26:07,727 --> 00:26:10,366 that she will go public for her IVF 299 00:26:10,567 --> 00:26:15,038 because we need all the money for Kenji's new album 300 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:23,566 An old crone disguised as a she-lamb! 301 00:26:23,767 --> 00:26:25,405 More like cod! 302 00:26:25,607 --> 00:26:27,837 It was obscene. Who does she think she is? 303 00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:29,956 Are you okay, honey? 304 00:26:34,607 --> 00:26:37,167 Brendan has grown up, hasn't he? 305 00:26:39,007 --> 00:26:39,996 Is he... still? 306 00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:47,762 Don't worry, he'll soon be big enough for Kate 307 00:26:56,447 --> 00:26:57,163 What? 308 00:26:58,247 --> 00:27:00,044 What? What do you mean "what"? 309 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,397 Don't you have something to tell us? 310 00:27:02,607 --> 00:27:04,438 Tell us about your week 311 00:27:04,647 --> 00:27:06,160 Nothing. Very dull 312 00:27:06,367 --> 00:27:08,517 You don't look like it 313 00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:10,843 Are you sure you're sincere? 314 00:27:12,247 --> 00:27:14,283 No. Well, yes, of course. 315 00:27:14,487 --> 00:27:16,557 If you're not sincere, it's useless 316 00:27:16,767 --> 00:27:18,803 You didn't fuck again? 317 00:27:20,607 --> 00:27:22,962 Of course not. 318 00:27:23,207 --> 00:27:24,401 Are you sure? 319 00:27:24,607 --> 00:27:28,520 I'd swear I smell male 320 00:27:33,087 --> 00:27:34,964 There was this type 321 00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:37,044 Which type? Where? Go to 322 00:27:37,247 --> 00:27:38,839 At work, a teacher 323 00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:42,478 Unbelievable, you, the director? A colleague? 324 00:27:42,687 --> 00:27:46,600 No, he was just passing through. Mr. Brown 325 00:27:49,327 --> 00:27:55,118 He had beautiful eyes and beautiful hands 326 00:27:56,927 --> 00:27:58,280 You're lying, aren't you? 327 00:27:58,487 --> 00:28:03,038 Mr.Brown. Mr.Smith. Mr. Wrong name! Why are you lying? 328 00:28:05,647 --> 00:28:07,285 You saw him again, didn't you? 329 00:28:07,487 --> 00:28:08,966 Bobby l'Amour! Is that it? 330 00:28:11,127 --> 00:28:11,923 Gerald. 331 00:28:12,207 --> 00:28:13,640 It was Gerald 332 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:19,076 I was afraid you wouldn't care 333 00:28:19,487 --> 00:28:22,843 Anyway, we had a chat. He's a nice guy... 334 00:28:23,047 --> 00:28:24,241 no? 335 00:28:27,167 --> 00:28:29,078 Did you get a little shiver? 336 00:28:29,287 --> 00:28:31,198 Absolutely! 337 00:28:31,887 --> 00:28:34,560 Very promising. Do you think it will happen again? 338 00:28:34,767 --> 00:28:37,076 Maybe, there's hope 339 00:29:14,447 --> 00:29:16,199 Never played mixed sports? 340 00:29:16,407 --> 00:29:20,002 Yes, they do. Once a year, the girls give the boys a beating 341 00:29:20,207 --> 00:29:21,845 Really? Which sport? 342 00:29:49,367 --> 00:29:50,800 They're pretty 343 00:29:51,007 --> 00:29:53,726 So you knew Mrs Standish? 344 00:29:54,767 --> 00:29:56,439 Funeral service at 2 a.m. 345 00:29:57,847 --> 00:29:59,166 You are kind 346 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:02,123 I saw Molly the other day 347 00:30:02,447 --> 00:30:03,562 Really? 348 00:30:03,767 --> 00:30:07,077 For climbing, she says you'll be convinced 349 00:30:07,887 --> 00:30:10,082 I really need help 350 00:30:10,287 --> 00:30:12,676 I'd love to... 351 00:30:13,047 --> 00:30:13,877 Really? 352 00:30:14,407 --> 00:30:15,681 Formidable 353 00:30:15,887 --> 00:30:19,118 What a joy for the old bald man that I am 354 00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:22,600 - Meet Jeff - Jed 355 00:30:24,127 --> 00:30:26,482 Miss Scales, our illustrious director 356 00:30:26,687 --> 00:30:27,517 Nice to meet you 357 00:30:29,567 --> 00:30:31,637 She really appreciated your instrument 358 00:30:31,847 --> 00:30:34,361 That's very kind. He is at your service 359 00:30:37,367 --> 00:30:40,086 How would you like a little recital now? 360 00:30:42,567 --> 00:30:44,000 I've got to run 361 00:30:46,287 --> 00:30:47,515 Whenever you like 362 00:30:48,807 --> 00:30:49,876 Forward, march! 363 00:31:04,727 --> 00:31:05,523 What's up? 364 00:31:05,727 --> 00:31:07,399 - I don't want to - Why not? 365 00:31:07,607 --> 00:31:09,563 I'm already nauseous 366 00:31:09,767 --> 00:31:12,406 It's in your head. You think you're sick, you are 367 00:31:12,607 --> 00:31:15,724 Don't think about it. Here's an egg 368 00:31:18,847 --> 00:31:22,840 As long as you're walking, it's not broken 369 00:31:30,967 --> 00:31:33,162 That's what I say. We look alike 370 00:31:33,367 --> 00:31:36,404 Always busy in the service of others 371 00:31:36,647 --> 00:31:40,765 We've missed enough chances as it is 372 00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:44,243 We could look after each other 373 00:31:45,767 --> 00:31:47,280 Think about it, will you? 374 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:50,875 You're never too old to enjoy life 375 00:31:52,207 --> 00:31:55,358 Wait, you spent the day with Gerald? 376 00:31:55,567 --> 00:31:56,966 And a commando of young Christians 377 00:31:57,167 --> 00:31:58,122 And was it good? 378 00:31:58,327 --> 00:32:01,046 Very. He even asked me... 379 00:32:01,527 --> 00:32:03,279 In short, he's very nice 380 00:32:05,087 --> 00:32:06,281 She's doing better 381 00:32:06,487 --> 00:32:08,557 It's blue-green algae. I knew it. 382 00:32:08,767 --> 00:32:11,964 Could you come and babysit Chester for the weekend? 383 00:32:12,167 --> 00:32:14,727 I can't take her sailing 384 00:32:14,927 --> 00:32:17,316 I have my own anti-racist group 385 00:32:18,727 --> 00:32:19,762 Fine, but... 386 00:32:19,967 --> 00:32:22,481 I'll leave some food, you could invite Gerald 387 00:32:24,647 --> 00:32:25,796 Now that's an idea 388 00:32:58,807 --> 00:33:00,001 Wait for me 389 00:33:00,207 --> 00:33:02,084 Don't move 390 00:33:30,567 --> 00:33:33,400 Where does it hurt? 391 00:34:07,447 --> 00:34:09,597 You would have disapproved 392 00:34:10,647 --> 00:34:12,080 We disapprove! Do we? 393 00:34:12,287 --> 00:34:15,199 You didn't play fair. I don't know where I stand with you 394 00:34:15,407 --> 00:34:16,806 Nor where you stand with him 395 00:34:17,007 --> 00:34:19,805 Here in the kitchen, or in the cupboard... 396 00:34:20,007 --> 00:34:22,521 Not on my bed? The box spring has just been redone 397 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:23,796 What next? 398 00:34:24,007 --> 00:34:26,805 We knew each other. We met again. We made love 399 00:34:27,007 --> 00:34:30,682 That's good, I like that. You should be happy for me 400 00:34:30,887 --> 00:34:33,003 - For me and for him - Are you kidding me? 401 00:34:34,567 --> 00:34:39,197 You're not planning on getting involved in anything serious with this individual? 402 00:34:39,727 --> 00:34:41,046 He's not so... 403 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:44,603 If what? So preteen as he seems? 404 00:34:44,807 --> 00:34:48,243 So far from from what would suit you? 405 00:34:48,447 --> 00:34:50,881 Wait a minute. If Kate finds out something... 406 00:34:51,087 --> 00:34:51,644 Shut up! 407 00:34:51,847 --> 00:34:53,439 Maybe we're not allowed... 408 00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:55,883 Of course we do. We're her friends 409 00:34:59,287 --> 00:35:00,515 Have you gone mad? 410 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:04,725 It's written all over it, he's got nothing to do with you 411 00:35:12,047 --> 00:35:14,242 You paraded around with your prepubescent? 412 00:35:14,447 --> 00:35:15,402 But no! 413 00:35:15,607 --> 00:35:16,642 - Who knows? - Nobody knows 414 00:35:16,847 --> 00:35:18,519 In this hick town? 415 00:35:18,727 --> 00:35:19,921 You didn't know 416 00:35:20,127 --> 00:35:23,915 and the worst gossip is you. It's my secret 417 00:35:24,127 --> 00:35:26,721 I'm asking you to keep it. Will you? 418 00:35:33,967 --> 00:35:37,642 Ladies and Gentlemen, the plan of the new parking lot 419 00:35:37,807 --> 00:35:41,322 It sounds complicated but it's not 420 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:46,880 We must take into account the new European rules 421 00:35:47,087 --> 00:35:48,725 There are plenty of them... 422 00:36:01,767 --> 00:36:03,519 Talk to them 423 00:36:04,207 --> 00:36:07,119 Apologize and do... that thing 424 00:36:07,327 --> 00:36:08,476 The club 425 00:36:08,687 --> 00:36:10,279 Club tip 426 00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:18,316 Go to 427 00:36:36,687 --> 00:36:39,997 45 years old, in great shape, seeks partner for active life'' ? 428 00:36:40,207 --> 00:36:42,323 Why am I wasting my time? 429 00:36:50,367 --> 00:36:51,516 This is Kate 430 00:37:04,487 --> 00:37:07,001 At my signal, we immobilize it 431 00:37:07,207 --> 00:37:08,276 On three! 432 00:37:10,047 --> 00:37:11,799 A call for you 433 00:37:21,567 --> 00:37:22,522 I'm rather taken 434 00:37:23,327 --> 00:37:24,885 I invite you to dinner 435 00:37:25,087 --> 00:37:25,997 What kind? 436 00:37:26,527 --> 00:37:28,165 To meet Jed 437 00:37:28,367 --> 00:37:29,880 Yes, that would be nice. 438 00:37:30,087 --> 00:37:31,236 The four of us. Charming 439 00:37:32,887 --> 00:37:34,081 Bring a rider each 440 00:37:35,207 --> 00:37:36,640 Or one for both of you 441 00:37:38,767 --> 00:37:40,200 Great 442 00:37:41,767 --> 00:37:42,722 Here we go 443 00:37:43,327 --> 00:37:44,282 Don't move 444 00:38:17,847 --> 00:38:19,678 Hello Tarzan, I'm looking for Jane 445 00:38:40,727 --> 00:38:42,479 - Shall we move in? - Visiting 446 00:38:42,687 --> 00:38:44,564 A good guest knows when to leave 447 00:38:45,087 --> 00:38:46,600 I won't keep you 448 00:39:13,327 --> 00:39:16,080 And this one! They're superb 449 00:39:17,247 --> 00:39:19,602 I love this one 450 00:39:20,127 --> 00:39:22,766 Do you think it would fit me? 451 00:39:24,007 --> 00:39:26,885 Think so? By touching it up. Widening it... 452 00:39:27,087 --> 00:39:28,076 Many 453 00:39:28,287 --> 00:39:30,039 I'll lend it to you if you like 454 00:39:30,367 --> 00:39:34,246 I love it! Where did you find it? 455 00:39:34,447 --> 00:39:35,926 He chose her 456 00:39:36,487 --> 00:39:38,603 He chose all these 457 00:39:40,687 --> 00:39:42,518 Do you know what he says it's made for? 458 00:39:46,487 --> 00:39:49,160 It's really not my style 459 00:39:49,567 --> 00:39:50,761 I wonder 460 00:39:57,047 --> 00:39:58,685 There are vioques at the door 461 00:39:59,527 --> 00:40:00,846 Vioques? 462 00:40:02,207 --> 00:40:03,276 It's our riders! 463 00:40:04,927 --> 00:40:07,646 I don't want to hear any more with Europe! 464 00:40:07,847 --> 00:40:10,520 All this procrastination 465 00:40:10,727 --> 00:40:14,163 Monetary union, is a real Trojan horse 466 00:40:14,367 --> 00:40:16,437 of the BundesBank 467 00:40:17,447 --> 00:40:19,802 This guy was remarkable 468 00:40:20,007 --> 00:40:22,123 and when he touched me 469 00:40:22,327 --> 00:40:23,965 barely touched 470 00:40:24,167 --> 00:40:27,557 it was an incredible sensation all over my body 471 00:40:27,767 --> 00:40:29,246 Like waves of energy 472 00:40:29,447 --> 00:40:31,199 that went through me 473 00:40:32,287 --> 00:40:34,403 I was in another dimension 474 00:40:50,407 --> 00:40:51,522 The soup is great 475 00:40:53,207 --> 00:40:54,526 What's next? 476 00:41:14,367 --> 00:41:17,040 There really is something between us 477 00:41:17,247 --> 00:41:18,521 What? 478 00:41:18,927 --> 00:41:20,997 What thing, really? 479 00:41:21,607 --> 00:41:23,359 What's in it for you? 480 00:41:23,567 --> 00:41:26,081 Aside from a small blow in passing 481 00:41:26,287 --> 00:41:29,199 and illusions about your expiration date? 482 00:41:33,247 --> 00:41:35,158 So stop now 483 00:41:35,887 --> 00:41:38,401 before it does any damage 484 00:41:39,207 --> 00:41:40,526 Did you see it? 485 00:41:41,567 --> 00:41:42,522 I don't think so. 486 00:41:42,727 --> 00:41:45,366 That's her, baby, she couldn't smile yet 487 00:41:45,807 --> 00:41:47,877 Very cute. Who is it? 488 00:41:48,087 --> 00:41:50,601 Kate, you idiot. See? 489 00:41:50,967 --> 00:41:53,925 This is her at three or four, in a little dress 490 00:41:55,367 --> 00:41:57,039 And there on a pony 491 00:41:59,167 --> 00:42:01,362 We don't give a damn about the Bundesbank 492 00:42:01,567 --> 00:42:02,716 I beg your pardon? 493 00:42:03,367 --> 00:42:06,677 And then she crossed the vast ocean 494 00:42:07,007 --> 00:42:08,838 That's her in college 495 00:42:09,047 --> 00:42:11,038 Very attentive, very serious 496 00:42:13,567 --> 00:42:16,525 This is the time when I had her as a teacher 497 00:42:17,767 --> 00:42:18,961 Radiant 498 00:42:19,407 --> 00:42:21,967 An angel of light in front of the blackboard 499 00:42:22,887 --> 00:42:26,197 You're twice as beautiful than the others here 500 00:42:27,047 --> 00:42:28,958 I think I'm in love 501 00:42:30,567 --> 00:42:31,761 Does it feel the same? 502 00:42:34,287 --> 00:42:36,562 Or is it just me in love with you? 503 00:43:01,127 --> 00:43:03,482 - It's on the list - We shouldn't 504 00:43:03,687 --> 00:43:05,996 Shut up, you're the sheriff, you have all the rights 505 00:43:07,647 --> 00:43:10,605 Let's see... whooping cough at age three 506 00:43:10,807 --> 00:43:12,559 Ear infections 507 00:43:12,807 --> 00:43:16,083 Athlete's foot, charming. He got it 508 00:43:16,287 --> 00:43:18,960 - What is it? - A clap. Twice 509 00:43:19,447 --> 00:43:21,677 You have to let her know who she's dealing with 510 00:43:21,887 --> 00:43:24,117 But how? ''Pass the scones, Kate 511 00:43:24,327 --> 00:43:28,684 "By the way, do we know that your boyfriend has the sex life of his age"? 512 00:43:28,887 --> 00:43:31,845 In that case, it's up to you, agent with a big heart 513 00:43:33,647 --> 00:43:36,241 It's not there. Willis Jed, nothing. There you go! 514 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:38,278 Try Jeffrey, or Jeremie 515 00:43:38,487 --> 00:43:40,318 It's half past two 516 00:43:41,247 --> 00:43:42,726 This is wrong. Ethics... 517 00:43:42,927 --> 00:43:44,804 He speaks of love 518 00:43:45,007 --> 00:43:48,716 If we don't help her, she'll suffer. How's that? 519 00:43:49,047 --> 00:43:53,438 For once stop weighing pros and cons. Get to work! 520 00:44:02,807 --> 00:44:04,877 Jeffrey Adam Willis 521 00:44:05,767 --> 00:44:08,406 Possession, use. Suspected of resale 522 00:44:08,607 --> 00:44:11,326 Six-month suspended sentence at age 23 523 00:44:11,567 --> 00:44:12,716 Hashish? 524 00:44:12,967 --> 00:44:16,926 What you can be 70 sometimes! Ectasy! 525 00:44:20,447 --> 00:44:21,800 Do you have a printer? 526 00:44:32,727 --> 00:44:34,479 Yes. So what? 527 00:44:39,847 --> 00:44:41,838 - Why didn't you say something? - Are you interested? 528 00:44:42,047 --> 00:44:44,083 Of course I'm interested! 529 00:44:44,287 --> 00:44:46,437 I'm a school principal 530 00:44:47,047 --> 00:44:49,880 I'm supposed to be a moral example. Immaculate 531 00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:51,679 - Uncontaminated! - I agree. 532 00:44:51,887 --> 00:44:53,036 Do you understand? 533 00:44:53,247 --> 00:44:57,684 Do you understand that I'm risking my job by being with you? 534 00:44:58,927 --> 00:45:00,155 I understand 535 00:45:07,967 --> 00:45:09,639 If you want, I won't touch it 536 00:45:17,207 --> 00:45:19,767 No, that's not what I want. 537 00:45:23,727 --> 00:45:25,206 Do you... 538 00:45:26,487 --> 00:45:28,523 Is it really good? 539 00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:31,287 Less than you when you're angry 540 00:45:34,687 --> 00:45:37,121 Do you want me to stay after class? 541 00:45:37,887 --> 00:45:40,924 I'm very disappointed in you young man 542 00:45:41,127 --> 00:45:44,244 Here's one who takes a beating 543 00:46:06,407 --> 00:46:09,956 I'm sure you don't you don't need 544 00:46:10,167 --> 00:46:12,761 that I remind you is hard work, 545 00:46:12,967 --> 00:46:16,357 as unpleasant it may seem, 546 00:46:17,367 --> 00:46:22,361 you're guaranteed long-term dividends 547 00:46:24,647 --> 00:46:26,126 Still... 548 00:46:30,847 --> 00:46:32,599 the days 549 00:46:33,527 --> 00:46:35,279 such as this one 550 00:46:37,967 --> 00:46:40,003 one wonders 551 00:46:42,767 --> 00:46:45,406 what's most important 552 00:46:45,607 --> 00:46:47,484 Things like 553 00:46:48,087 --> 00:46:49,566 exams 554 00:46:50,687 --> 00:46:52,086 the results 555 00:46:54,327 --> 00:46:55,806 and jobs 556 00:46:57,167 --> 00:46:59,078 or life? 557 00:47:00,807 --> 00:47:04,720 Life as you can the chance to live it 558 00:47:07,727 --> 00:47:11,402 on a radiant day 559 00:47:12,127 --> 00:47:13,606 like this one 560 00:47:17,607 --> 00:47:19,484 Year 12 students 561 00:47:20,807 --> 00:47:23,082 You're free for the day 562 00:47:56,247 --> 00:47:57,726 How does he do it? 563 00:47:58,327 --> 00:48:01,797 It goes to his brain. It's a case of folie a deux 564 00:48:02,007 --> 00:48:04,726 We couldn't cure her by revealing the truth 565 00:48:04,927 --> 00:48:06,758 So you have to upgrade it 566 00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:08,366 Upgrade? 567 00:48:09,287 --> 00:48:11,118 Bringing Kate back to reality 568 00:48:11,327 --> 00:48:12,203 How? 569 00:48:12,407 --> 00:48:15,683 What could be better than a sublime sexual encounter? 570 00:48:15,967 --> 00:48:18,003 A hot bath 571 00:48:19,847 --> 00:48:20,962 The Ignoble map 572 00:48:21,167 --> 00:48:24,443 Mr.Ignoble Liar forgot to pick it up. I've kept it 573 00:48:24,647 --> 00:48:27,684 - This is fraudulent use - Force majeure 574 00:48:28,687 --> 00:48:30,757 We're going shopping in... 575 00:48:30,967 --> 00:48:32,320 Paris? 576 00:48:32,527 --> 00:48:35,325 For the weekend. And the fact that you never see 577 00:48:35,527 --> 00:48:38,485 your old girlfriends should not influence your decision 578 00:48:39,767 --> 00:48:41,246 Hang on 579 00:48:45,887 --> 00:48:47,286 Stop it, will you? 580 00:48:55,367 --> 00:48:56,516 With joy 581 00:49:39,527 --> 00:49:41,404 Stop it! 582 00:49:41,607 --> 00:49:45,316 At the princess's expense! 583 00:49:47,047 --> 00:49:49,720 I can't believe that a laboratory offers us all this 584 00:49:49,927 --> 00:49:53,124 no questions asked. This is corruption 585 00:49:55,687 --> 00:49:57,917 The world is corrupt. Let's not argue 586 00:49:58,127 --> 00:50:01,278 They'll have less money to torture dogs 587 00:51:00,527 --> 00:51:03,280 When I think I'd forgotten all about it 588 00:51:06,407 --> 00:51:09,444 I'm so sorry. I acted as if Jed was everything to me 589 00:51:11,167 --> 00:51:13,727 But it's not all 590 00:51:15,807 --> 00:51:18,685 There are other men 591 00:51:21,567 --> 00:51:24,684 Have I been horrible? I feel like I've been horrible 592 00:51:26,207 --> 00:51:30,166 Not at all. But it's nice to have you back. 593 00:51:30,367 --> 00:51:32,278 Just think about having fun 594 00:51:32,487 --> 00:51:36,241 We're in Paris, you're free. You can do anything 595 00:51:37,767 --> 00:51:39,325 All 596 00:52:19,727 --> 00:52:21,046 What's wrong? 597 00:52:21,247 --> 00:52:22,316 Nothing 598 00:52:22,567 --> 00:52:23,602 Are you sure? 599 00:52:27,407 --> 00:52:30,683 I was wondering if you'd stay another day or two 600 00:52:32,007 --> 00:52:35,556 I have a country house, a small manor house 601 00:52:37,127 --> 00:52:38,958 I'd like to show it to you 602 00:52:42,567 --> 00:52:44,603 It's very tempting 603 00:53:11,127 --> 00:53:12,560 I love you too 604 00:53:12,767 --> 00:53:15,361 I love you. I love you too 605 00:53:30,687 --> 00:53:32,006 Wasn't that France? 606 00:53:32,207 --> 00:53:33,526 Not as much as here 607 00:53:33,727 --> 00:53:34,796 Why did you come home? 608 00:53:35,007 --> 00:53:37,157 It's you I want to be with 609 00:53:37,567 --> 00:53:40,639 I love you. This is terrible. I can't help it 610 00:53:40,847 --> 00:53:44,681 Well, that's good because I have something to ask you 611 00:53:47,927 --> 00:53:49,963 No one left before 3 a.m. 612 00:53:50,327 --> 00:53:51,601 3 hours 25 minutes 613 00:53:51,807 --> 00:53:53,638 I think we've won 614 00:54:05,167 --> 00:54:06,964 Why are you phoning from the room next door? 615 00:54:07,167 --> 00:54:09,158 You'll never guess 616 00:54:10,167 --> 00:54:11,282 Guess what, darling? 617 00:54:11,487 --> 00:54:13,079 I came home. I missed Jed 618 00:54:13,287 --> 00:54:16,563 Are you mad? Don't be mad. It's all right. 619 00:54:16,767 --> 00:54:20,362 I realized that I loved him. I told him and he asked me 620 00:54:20,567 --> 00:54:22,125 like this 621 00:54:24,407 --> 00:54:26,204 We're getting married! 622 00:54:28,447 --> 00:54:29,766 She's not here 623 00:54:30,567 --> 00:54:31,795 What's up? 624 00:55:55,087 --> 00:55:58,636 You'll see. I leave you the surprise. Check out 625 00:55:59,447 --> 00:56:03,963 I'm getting married. I'd like you to say mass 626 00:56:12,007 --> 00:56:13,645 I'm surprised 627 00:56:14,847 --> 00:56:17,839 I didn't even know you were seeing anyone 628 00:56:18,047 --> 00:56:20,481 It's very sudden, I know. 629 00:56:20,687 --> 00:56:22,882 - A whirlwind - It looks like 630 00:56:26,247 --> 00:56:30,001 Of course, I would be honored 631 00:56:30,207 --> 00:56:33,358 I'm so happy. I didn't want anyone else 632 00:56:35,247 --> 00:56:38,045 Do I know the lucky one? 633 00:56:38,407 --> 00:56:41,638 Yes, this is Jed from the crematorium. 634 00:56:41,847 --> 00:56:44,645 - The one who plays... - Yes, Jed, I know. 635 00:56:47,727 --> 00:56:49,604 It's very unexpected 636 00:56:49,807 --> 00:56:54,244 I'm sure some people will find it odd 637 00:56:54,447 --> 00:56:57,359 We are not of our hearts 638 00:56:58,767 --> 00:57:02,840 You've always been very supportive 639 00:57:03,167 --> 00:57:05,158 And now I need my friends 640 00:57:05,367 --> 00:57:07,039 I need your help 641 00:57:09,327 --> 00:57:11,682 I guess everyone I guess? 642 00:57:13,527 --> 00:57:15,245 Not yet 643 00:57:15,447 --> 00:57:17,836 Not really 644 00:57:22,727 --> 00:57:26,845 It all depends on what you're looking for. There's a huge choice 645 00:57:27,047 --> 00:57:29,800 These are very popular. It's less classic 646 00:57:30,007 --> 00:57:31,281 I hesitate 647 00:57:31,607 --> 00:57:34,280 Choosing an invitation is very delicate 648 00:57:34,487 --> 00:57:35,556 This is the first time 649 00:57:35,767 --> 00:57:36,995 Everything needs a beginning 650 00:57:38,847 --> 00:57:41,236 Is the groom from around here? 651 00:57:51,127 --> 00:57:54,164 Yes, he lives nearby 652 00:57:54,687 --> 00:57:55,802 I take this model 653 00:58:29,727 --> 00:58:31,763 I want us to grow old together 654 00:59:10,807 --> 00:59:12,559 May I see it, please? 655 00:59:16,287 --> 00:59:20,439 She's lovely. I've always preferred silver 656 00:59:20,647 --> 00:59:22,797 Mr. Bécébégé wanted platinum but I preferred gold 657 00:59:23,007 --> 00:59:24,360 I think it suits me better 658 00:59:24,567 --> 00:59:28,765 Too bad, I could have melted down an anti-armor bullet 659 00:59:28,967 --> 00:59:30,719 against Mr.Immonde Liar 660 00:59:30,927 --> 00:59:33,725 With turquoise to add a little color 661 00:59:33,927 --> 00:59:36,202 A can of paint on Mr. Steak-de-soja... 662 00:59:36,407 --> 00:59:37,237 John! 663 00:59:38,487 --> 00:59:40,717 ...wouldn't have made it less dull 664 00:59:40,927 --> 00:59:43,487 He had served us a three-bean stew 665 00:59:44,407 --> 00:59:47,205 With lots of onion fritters. We were students 666 00:59:47,407 --> 00:59:49,682 The farts prevented from hearing the speeches 667 00:59:49,887 --> 00:59:52,720 There was no speech. A quest for miners 668 00:59:52,967 --> 00:59:54,958 I remember, in Mustique, with M.Gay 669 00:59:55,167 --> 00:59:58,682 I was looking at him in front of everyone, saying our things 670 00:59:58,887 --> 00:59:59,364 Your wishes 671 00:59:59,567 --> 01:00:00,841 That's it 672 01:00:01,367 --> 01:00:04,962 I thought ''I'll never find someone so beautiful 673 01:00:05,167 --> 01:00:07,556 ''as rich, who loves furniture''. 674 01:00:09,207 --> 01:00:13,644 Then he told me that he had fucked with the priest the day before 675 01:00:13,847 --> 01:00:15,041 A real all-inclusive vacation! 676 01:00:22,247 --> 01:00:24,602 I wanted to ask for your forgiveness 677 01:00:26,607 --> 01:00:30,236 We haven't been very support so far 678 01:00:31,487 --> 01:00:34,843 Anyway, we gave our opinion and you made your decision 679 01:00:35,287 --> 01:00:37,039 We'll have to get used to it 680 01:00:38,847 --> 01:00:41,919 I know you'll be ravishing 681 01:00:42,127 --> 01:00:44,766 and that everything will be a great success 682 01:00:46,647 --> 01:00:50,117 Can we talk about it in public? I'm dying to 683 01:00:50,327 --> 01:00:53,717 For once, I've got some real gossip and I've taken a vow of silence 684 01:00:55,167 --> 01:00:56,395 I'd rather not 685 01:00:58,087 --> 01:00:58,724 Why? 686 01:01:00,007 --> 01:01:02,999 It's a bit like sleeping 687 01:01:03,207 --> 01:01:06,404 Everything is rushing and I can't stop it 688 01:01:06,607 --> 01:01:10,441 I mean, I can't stop it now, can I? 689 01:01:13,207 --> 01:01:14,799 It's a wedding 690 01:01:15,647 --> 01:01:17,285 It's forever 691 01:01:17,567 --> 01:01:19,842 And it's... 692 01:01:22,647 --> 01:01:26,037 Is he the one for me? 693 01:01:26,247 --> 01:01:28,203 Can I be sure? 694 01:01:29,247 --> 01:01:30,600 Don't you think? 695 01:01:32,487 --> 01:01:33,522 I don't know 696 01:01:34,207 --> 01:01:36,926 All of a sudden I died of fright 697 01:01:39,367 --> 01:01:40,163 I don't know 698 01:01:42,647 --> 01:01:44,080 At last, my darling! 699 01:01:44,287 --> 01:01:48,599 I've been so worried about you and that kid 700 01:01:49,487 --> 01:01:51,717 I was wondering if you'd gone crazy 701 01:01:52,247 --> 01:01:54,715 Okay, nurse, no lithium 702 01:01:54,927 --> 01:01:58,966 It's a good thing you're not married, that would have sped things up 703 01:01:59,447 --> 01:02:00,846 What things? 704 01:02:01,327 --> 01:02:03,761 Let him dump you, of course 705 01:02:04,567 --> 01:02:07,365 The time to make you take the nine basic positions 706 01:02:07,567 --> 01:02:11,276 and to spot young people more to his liking 707 01:02:12,287 --> 01:02:14,721 He wants to play at the wedding 708 01:02:15,047 --> 01:02:18,039 It amuses them until something else itches 709 01:02:18,247 --> 01:02:20,715 Like bicycle pumps. They're only good for one thing 710 01:02:21,647 --> 01:02:23,046 And here you are 711 01:02:23,247 --> 01:02:27,160 still writing thank-you notes thank-you notes for the gifts 712 01:02:27,367 --> 01:02:30,439 And the whole town laughs behind his newspaper 713 01:02:31,807 --> 01:02:33,160 Anyway 714 01:02:33,687 --> 01:02:36,804 You're safe now. Take a dry one 715 01:02:39,287 --> 01:02:40,606 What? 716 01:02:41,887 --> 01:02:44,321 You've got it all wrong 717 01:02:44,967 --> 01:02:48,516 I don't doubt him silly me, I doubt myself 718 01:02:49,207 --> 01:02:53,325 I don't have your experience. I've never been married. 719 01:02:53,527 --> 01:02:56,280 I don't know if I stayed single by bad luck 720 01:02:56,487 --> 01:02:58,762 or because I secretly like it 721 01:03:00,047 --> 01:03:03,926 I feel sorry for everything that has happened to you in your life 722 01:03:04,367 --> 01:03:07,359 but you're wrong completely wrong about mine 723 01:03:07,887 --> 01:03:11,084 He would never do that to me. He would never! 724 01:03:11,407 --> 01:03:14,479 And I resent you telling me otherwise 725 01:03:38,127 --> 01:03:40,800 And first of all, how many men has she known? 726 01:03:41,647 --> 01:03:43,922 She's coming out of Les Petites filles modèles 727 01:03:44,567 --> 01:03:47,035 All she needs is a dress with a twist 728 01:03:48,687 --> 01:03:51,884 And he, this ravishing idiot 729 01:03:52,087 --> 01:03:55,557 overconfident, he's going to cause her so much pain 730 01:03:57,727 --> 01:03:59,604 We can't be sure 731 01:03:59,807 --> 01:04:02,082 You never have an opinion 732 01:04:06,567 --> 01:04:08,080 I'm the one who's right 733 01:04:09,767 --> 01:04:11,120 You'll see 734 01:04:12,327 --> 01:04:13,999 Because we're going to prove it 735 01:05:05,007 --> 01:05:07,475 What do you know about the 4th of July? 736 01:05:07,687 --> 01:05:09,086 What about you in Shakespeare? 737 01:05:09,287 --> 01:05:11,323 I know he didn't write his plays his pieces on his own 738 01:05:11,527 --> 01:05:15,281 We all need a helping hand at times, don't we? 739 01:05:47,607 --> 01:05:49,279 This is a very bad idea 740 01:05:49,487 --> 01:05:51,398 The worst idea of all 741 01:05:51,607 --> 01:05:53,962 Tell yourself it's a tail. 742 01:05:54,167 --> 01:05:55,566 You're Cagney, I'm Lacey 743 01:05:55,767 --> 01:05:59,123 But a little more elegant, of course 744 01:06:00,607 --> 01:06:01,562 On the road 745 01:06:11,087 --> 01:06:12,566 A lady for you 746 01:06:13,367 --> 01:06:14,561 I'll be right back 747 01:06:27,527 --> 01:06:29,404 So this is where it happened? 748 01:06:29,767 --> 01:06:32,565 This is where the maestro deploys his talent? 749 01:06:33,167 --> 01:06:34,316 We say 750 01:06:35,727 --> 01:06:38,400 I hear you play... wonderfully 751 01:06:39,607 --> 01:06:42,280 I hear you're having sex with rich guys 752 01:06:50,847 --> 01:06:53,361 - You're a pretty boy - You think so? 753 01:06:55,487 --> 01:06:57,364 I thought you didn't like me 754 01:06:57,567 --> 01:07:00,445 I don't believe it. I despise you completely 755 01:07:01,887 --> 01:07:03,559 So what can I do do for you? 756 01:07:06,567 --> 01:07:09,400 I'm the one who could do something for you 757 01:07:13,487 --> 01:07:14,761 No kidding? 758 01:07:14,967 --> 01:07:15,763 Would you like to? 759 01:07:16,487 --> 01:07:18,284 What? Here? 760 01:07:18,487 --> 01:07:19,840 Right away? 761 01:07:22,527 --> 01:07:24,722 With a guy you despise? 762 01:07:25,927 --> 01:07:27,724 I'll make an exception for you 763 01:07:28,167 --> 01:07:29,520 You kept your panties on 764 01:07:30,567 --> 01:07:31,886 Not at all 765 01:07:46,327 --> 01:07:47,840 I'm not interested 766 01:07:48,207 --> 01:07:49,117 Not even a little bit? 767 01:07:50,127 --> 01:07:52,800 This is your last chance before you commit 768 01:07:53,007 --> 01:07:54,998 to miss Blanc-bleu 769 01:07:55,407 --> 01:07:57,318 That's out... Grandma 770 01:08:03,767 --> 01:08:05,485 I was sure you were stuck in the syringe 771 01:08:05,687 --> 01:08:07,120 I know what I like 772 01:08:07,367 --> 01:08:08,720 But the thing is, 773 01:08:12,047 --> 01:08:13,799 what I like, 774 01:08:18,527 --> 01:08:21,963 what I really like, 775 01:08:22,727 --> 01:08:24,922 she's your friend... 776 01:08:25,127 --> 01:08:26,276 Kate 777 01:08:26,487 --> 01:08:28,796 - Bastard! - I can't help it 778 01:08:59,007 --> 01:09:00,998 I'm telling you nothing happened 779 01:09:01,327 --> 01:09:03,238 Nothing! You almost jumped her 780 01:09:03,447 --> 01:09:04,721 What would I want with her? 781 01:09:04,927 --> 01:09:07,361 I'm asking you. You sent my best friend 782 01:09:07,567 --> 01:09:10,479 - She's been looking for me - You think I'm stupid 783 01:09:10,687 --> 01:09:13,042 As a matter of fact, I am. Old and stupid 784 01:09:14,247 --> 01:09:15,396 And ugly and old and stupid 785 01:09:15,607 --> 01:09:18,565 You bastard! How could you want to fuck her? 786 01:09:18,767 --> 01:09:20,678 Why the hell not? 787 01:09:38,887 --> 01:09:41,117 Get out of here! Go away and don't come back 788 01:09:43,047 --> 01:09:46,756 It's not like anyone to marry me, 789 01:09:46,967 --> 01:09:48,878 as if someone had told the whole town 790 01:09:49,087 --> 01:09:51,681 ''He's the one I love and I'm going to marry him!'' 791 01:09:53,047 --> 01:09:56,198 Why should I be embarrassed if people are ashamed of me? 792 01:09:56,607 --> 01:09:58,006 Why shouldn't I get laid? 793 01:10:52,847 --> 01:10:54,997 Mom, can you get that? 794 01:11:50,167 --> 01:11:52,727 Excuse me, I'm not mood to entertain 795 01:11:55,167 --> 01:11:56,885 I'm sorry. 796 01:12:17,847 --> 01:12:18,996 One more time? 797 01:12:19,207 --> 01:12:21,084 No, he's still in asystole 798 01:12:21,607 --> 01:12:24,519 I think we're done. Does everyone agree? 799 01:12:26,807 --> 01:12:30,004 Time of death: 11:37 p.m. 800 01:12:38,447 --> 01:12:40,403 A road accident. Kate Scales 801 01:12:40,687 --> 01:12:41,802 To the left 802 01:12:42,607 --> 01:12:43,881 Have you seen it? 803 01:12:50,207 --> 01:12:51,117 He's the one 804 01:13:02,047 --> 01:13:05,084 - Private - I'm a doctor 805 01:13:33,367 --> 01:13:36,086 We managed to get rid of him, didn't we? 806 01:14:07,567 --> 01:14:10,365 That's not the way you make me cry 807 01:14:11,727 --> 01:14:13,718 Not like this 808 01:14:19,247 --> 01:14:21,238 That's it, I'm done. 809 01:14:21,687 --> 01:14:24,406 I can get your name, Are you a relative? 810 01:14:26,647 --> 01:14:27,966 A friend? 811 01:14:48,447 --> 01:14:51,007 I know you don't don't want to think about it, 812 01:14:51,927 --> 01:14:54,600 but in a small town like ours 813 01:14:54,807 --> 01:14:56,365 people gossip 814 01:14:58,047 --> 01:14:59,719 So here goes 815 01:15:00,487 --> 01:15:02,682 Nobody needs to know 816 01:15:03,967 --> 01:15:05,400 anything 817 01:15:06,287 --> 01:15:07,276 See? 818 01:15:09,007 --> 01:15:12,966 If you like, it will be your secret 819 01:15:14,367 --> 01:15:16,278 Our secret 820 01:19:10,567 --> 01:19:12,683 Sorry to bother you 821 01:19:12,887 --> 01:19:15,276 Remind me of the days of ongoing training 822 01:19:58,327 --> 01:19:59,760 I love the countryside in spring 823 01:19:59,967 --> 01:20:03,084 The lapwings flying on all sides 824 01:20:03,287 --> 01:20:05,482 We should get married 825 01:20:08,527 --> 01:20:10,916 - You can't be serious. - Yes, I am. 826 01:20:12,247 --> 01:20:13,646 It's too sudden 827 01:20:13,847 --> 01:20:16,042 It's only the aftermath 828 01:20:16,247 --> 01:20:17,680 Let's have a drink and forget it 829 01:20:17,887 --> 01:20:20,845 It's pragmatic. I'm alone, so are you 830 01:20:21,047 --> 01:20:22,765 Who could want that? 831 01:20:24,727 --> 01:20:26,445 Nobody but... 832 01:20:27,687 --> 01:20:29,564 I still don't believe you 833 01:20:30,207 --> 01:20:31,925 We'd look out for each other 834 01:20:49,287 --> 01:20:51,323 - Any messages? - I'll take a look. 835 01:21:27,887 --> 01:21:29,639 There's so much to choose from these days 836 01:21:29,847 --> 01:21:31,166 I hesitate 837 01:21:31,367 --> 01:21:33,483 The choice of an invitation is very delicate 838 01:21:33,687 --> 01:21:35,598 This is the first time, do you understand 839 01:21:57,447 --> 01:21:58,926 I won't see you again 840 01:21:59,647 --> 01:22:00,841 before tomorrow 841 01:22:01,887 --> 01:22:04,401 - Worried? Impatient? - A little sick at heart 842 01:22:04,607 --> 01:22:07,280 You know what I'm saying, you think you're sick, you are 843 01:22:07,487 --> 01:22:09,398 Don't think about it 844 01:22:12,567 --> 01:22:13,920 I love you 845 01:22:19,327 --> 01:22:20,646 I like you better than sausages 846 01:22:48,887 --> 01:22:49,922 No smoking 847 01:22:50,127 --> 01:22:51,765 It doesn't work with me 848 01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:53,480 I'm a bit overwhelmed 849 01:22:53,927 --> 01:22:55,519 You know she's marrying Gerald? 850 01:22:55,727 --> 01:22:57,206 You must be happy 851 01:22:57,407 --> 01:22:58,396 On the contrary 852 01:22:59,087 --> 01:23:01,885 It must be prevented. It would be a disaster 853 01:23:02,087 --> 01:23:05,045 Are you mad at the wedding or just our ex-girlfriend? 854 01:23:05,247 --> 01:23:07,920 I mean it. She is sick, she needs treatment 855 01:23:08,127 --> 01:23:10,163 I've heard this crap before 856 01:23:17,887 --> 01:23:19,559 Okay, I was a little wrong. 857 01:23:19,967 --> 01:23:22,356 You were completely wrong 858 01:23:22,567 --> 01:23:24,717 Totally. Absolutely 859 01:23:24,927 --> 01:23:27,521 World champion from the finger in the eye to the elbow! 860 01:23:28,887 --> 01:23:30,320 That's my opinion! 861 01:23:30,567 --> 01:23:33,035 And there are no pros and cons in this 862 01:23:37,567 --> 01:23:38,761 It's true 863 01:23:39,567 --> 01:23:42,684 But now I'm right, and something must be done 864 01:24:05,247 --> 01:24:06,600 It's too bad 865 01:24:06,807 --> 01:24:10,117 I fell off a mare during a hunt 866 01:24:10,327 --> 01:24:11,601 Really? 867 01:24:12,927 --> 01:24:13,803 What a horror 868 01:24:53,207 --> 01:24:54,356 It's time 869 01:24:54,647 --> 01:24:55,363 Fine 870 01:24:59,447 --> 01:25:02,439 Do you have any doubts? 871 01:25:03,927 --> 01:25:05,155 Not the slightest 872 01:25:36,927 --> 01:25:38,485 Get up 873 01:25:41,247 --> 01:25:44,796 Love unites us to God 874 01:25:46,407 --> 01:25:50,366 Love redeems the multitude of sins 875 01:25:51,247 --> 01:25:54,205 Love is in no way divided 876 01:25:56,007 --> 01:25:59,522 Love makes all things in harmony 877 01:26:02,087 --> 01:26:05,796 Without love, we are an empty, sonorous vessel, 878 01:26:08,007 --> 01:26:09,998 but closed in on itself 879 01:26:14,807 --> 01:26:17,275 Gerald Farquhar Marsden, do you agree 880 01:26:17,487 --> 01:26:21,400 to take this woman as your wife? 881 01:26:22,127 --> 01:26:25,437 To love, honor and cherish her 882 01:26:25,647 --> 01:26:27,842 till death do you part? 883 01:26:28,807 --> 01:26:29,876 I agree 884 01:26:33,887 --> 01:26:37,926 Katherine Isobel Scales, do you agree 885 01:26:38,127 --> 01:26:41,722 to take this man as your husband? 886 01:26:42,247 --> 01:26:44,203 To love and honor her 887 01:26:44,527 --> 01:26:47,644 and obey him until death do you part? 888 01:27:16,287 --> 01:27:17,959 She is under arrest 889 01:27:19,647 --> 01:27:20,284 Why? 890 01:27:20,487 --> 01:27:22,921 Perjury. Obstruction of justice. Mental cruelty 891 01:27:25,207 --> 01:27:27,880 And public hygiene 892 01:27:28,087 --> 01:27:28,803 Follow me 893 01:28:18,047 --> 01:28:20,481 What's this? A reunion of old girlfriends? 894 01:28:22,567 --> 01:28:23,886 You didn't look so good 895 01:28:24,087 --> 01:28:26,078 I'm fine 896 01:28:27,607 --> 01:28:30,326 - Let her examine you - I'm fine 897 01:28:30,767 --> 01:28:32,678 Then it'll be quick 898 01:28:48,927 --> 01:28:50,280 How do you feel? 899 01:28:53,847 --> 01:28:55,565 The symptoms have returned 900 01:28:55,767 --> 01:28:57,678 - Go wait outside - I beg of you! 901 01:28:57,887 --> 01:28:59,036 Tell him, Kate 902 01:28:59,887 --> 01:29:01,878 Pain, nausea, at the worst time 903 01:29:02,087 --> 01:29:04,396 I've always had them 904 01:29:04,607 --> 01:29:08,043 I'm depressed. I'm a little depressed 905 01:29:13,447 --> 01:29:15,358 And I'm bleeding 906 01:29:16,167 --> 01:29:19,523 I had only had one once, before I was hospitalized. 907 01:29:22,287 --> 01:29:23,766 Lie down 908 01:29:37,887 --> 01:29:39,286 Is this sensitive? 909 01:29:43,167 --> 01:29:44,156 And here? 910 01:29:48,127 --> 01:29:51,642 I don't want to bother you. Send me to oncology 911 01:29:51,847 --> 01:29:52,723 Sore breasts? 912 01:29:52,927 --> 01:29:53,677 I beg your pardon? 913 01:29:54,647 --> 01:29:55,363 Are your breasts in pain? 914 01:30:02,247 --> 01:30:03,236 Fill this in 915 01:30:03,447 --> 01:30:05,642 Unless you want do it for her 916 01:30:10,847 --> 01:30:12,678 It's a joke in bad taste 917 01:30:13,727 --> 01:30:16,036 Don't do that. I didn't sleep with him. 918 01:30:16,647 --> 01:30:17,762 I'm off 919 01:30:32,767 --> 01:30:34,041 And there it is 920 01:30:37,327 --> 01:30:40,524 I'd say three months, maybe four 921 01:30:40,727 --> 01:30:42,638 - It can't be true - Take a look at 922 01:30:42,847 --> 01:30:44,280 Finally, I'd know! 923 01:30:44,487 --> 01:30:45,124 She would know 924 01:30:45,887 --> 01:30:48,242 A chick came in with a stomachache 925 01:30:48,447 --> 01:30:52,076 Half an hour later she gave birth to a 5-pound baby. 926 01:30:52,687 --> 01:30:53,881 Have you had your period? 927 01:30:54,087 --> 01:30:55,839 No, but you know what it's like 928 01:30:56,047 --> 01:30:57,400 Four months 929 01:30:58,207 --> 01:30:59,720 It's his, isn't it? 930 01:31:01,047 --> 01:31:02,719 I can't believe it 931 01:31:02,927 --> 01:31:04,280 The test is wrong 932 01:31:04,487 --> 01:31:06,045 No baby, I've got meetings 933 01:31:06,247 --> 01:31:07,441 Cancel them 934 01:31:09,567 --> 01:31:11,046 Congratulations 935 01:31:11,727 --> 01:31:12,842 Are you kidding? 936 01:31:13,047 --> 01:31:14,799 It's worse than a plane crash 937 01:31:15,487 --> 01:31:16,283 I was just saying... 938 01:31:16,487 --> 01:31:17,886 Don't say it 939 01:31:19,287 --> 01:31:20,959 Say no more 940 01:31:21,167 --> 01:31:24,842 I'm sick and tired of you saying 941 01:31:26,127 --> 01:31:28,322 I can't take it anymore 942 01:31:47,767 --> 01:31:50,076 I think I wanted to hurt you 943 01:31:51,807 --> 01:31:52,922 but I... we... 944 01:31:55,287 --> 01:31:57,005 wanted nobody dead 945 01:31:57,567 --> 01:32:00,081 Bravo, you didn't want it 946 01:32:01,887 --> 01:32:05,243 I've always been aware of my superiority 947 01:32:06,207 --> 01:32:08,767 One failed marriage wasn't enough, I needed three 948 01:32:08,967 --> 01:32:11,845 Three absolute disasters 949 01:32:13,247 --> 01:32:14,521 But as we laughed 950 01:32:15,447 --> 01:32:18,598 How we drank, how we smoked, as we insured 951 01:32:20,007 --> 01:32:22,043 But now I'm thinking that maybe 952 01:32:23,247 --> 01:32:25,681 I've always been afraid 953 01:32:27,007 --> 01:32:31,842 to be someone terribly dull at heart, 954 01:32:33,087 --> 01:32:36,443 hence the absence of lasting relationships 955 01:32:39,607 --> 01:32:41,120 And you found yourself 956 01:32:41,967 --> 01:32:43,400 with something... 957 01:32:45,567 --> 01:32:47,159 quite formidable 958 01:32:48,847 --> 01:32:50,565 It's not very funny 959 01:32:51,807 --> 01:32:53,877 neither spiritual nor joyful 960 01:32:54,847 --> 01:32:58,965 but I'm really sorry 961 01:33:01,887 --> 01:33:04,526 We have a prenatal service here 962 01:33:04,727 --> 01:33:06,126 Sign up for courses 963 01:33:06,327 --> 01:33:10,525 I'm writing you a prescription vitamin B6. I'll add a pick-me-up 964 01:33:10,727 --> 01:33:13,844 and of course you stop drinking, smoking... 965 01:33:14,047 --> 01:33:15,196 Shut up 966 01:33:16,247 --> 01:33:20,001 Shut up, stupid 967 01:33:23,327 --> 01:33:24,646 Come here 968 01:33:27,887 --> 01:33:29,320 I miss you 969 01:33:30,847 --> 01:33:32,485 I miss you too 970 01:33:33,847 --> 01:33:36,680 I beg your pardon 971 01:33:37,567 --> 01:33:39,364 I behaved badly 972 01:33:40,327 --> 01:33:41,396 You? 973 01:33:41,607 --> 01:33:45,361 I've been queen of the bitch kingdom 974 01:33:46,767 --> 01:33:48,439 It's all true 975 01:33:48,687 --> 01:33:50,678 and I obeyed you like a fool 976 01:33:50,887 --> 01:33:52,525 Fuck you and your morals 977 01:33:52,727 --> 01:33:54,479 You do it, with what you've done 978 01:33:54,687 --> 01:33:55,961 You didn't have to follow me 979 01:33:56,167 --> 01:33:57,680 So you can scratch my eyes out! 980 01:33:57,887 --> 01:33:59,525 Shut up, both of you 981 01:33:59,927 --> 01:34:01,679 Let's become ourselves again 982 01:34:01,967 --> 01:34:05,960 Let's get drunk on gin and chocolate and talk a lot of garbage 983 01:34:19,207 --> 01:34:21,038 Shut up, we're bonding 984 01:34:48,767 --> 01:34:51,565 You know all about it. Isn't it wonderful? 985 01:34:51,767 --> 01:34:54,725 I am pregnant. The director is pregnant 986 01:34:54,927 --> 01:34:55,723 A child 987 01:35:50,767 --> 01:35:52,166 It's a boy! 988 01:36:04,567 --> 01:36:06,080 I am the best 989 01:36:06,927 --> 01:36:08,519 The other two are... 990 01:36:08,727 --> 01:36:11,446 Me, me, me. I'm the richest 991 01:36:13,607 --> 01:36:14,881 He farted 992 01:36:34,087 --> 01:36:35,122 What a lovely layette 993 01:36:35,327 --> 01:36:36,760 A gift from me 994 01:36:42,767 --> 01:36:44,678 You can drink miss Tristounette 995 01:36:44,887 --> 01:36:46,525 I've lost the habit 996 01:36:46,727 --> 01:36:49,321 It's not sad to be in good health 997 01:36:49,527 --> 01:36:53,725 Let's never speak of grimness again 998 01:36:55,207 --> 01:36:56,560 Did you get laid? 999 01:36:56,767 --> 01:36:58,200 - No - Come on! 1000 01:36:59,447 --> 01:37:02,041 It has nothing to do with getting laid 1001 01:37:02,247 --> 01:37:03,919 So it's true? 1002 01:37:04,967 --> 01:37:08,437 No, I may have met someone, that's all. 1003 01:37:08,647 --> 01:37:10,080 Names! 1004 01:37:11,087 --> 01:37:13,237 - His name is Bill - Old Bill? 1005 01:37:13,487 --> 01:37:14,920 If you're not interested... 1006 01:37:15,127 --> 01:37:16,401 What's it like? 1007 01:37:21,607 --> 01:37:24,075 He's very direct 1008 01:37:25,927 --> 01:37:28,760 While we haven't seen each other... 1009 01:37:28,967 --> 01:37:30,798 for an eternity 1010 01:37:31,887 --> 01:37:33,559 I've been thinking. I've spent my life 1011 01:37:33,767 --> 01:37:35,644 chasing after men too sensitive 1012 01:37:35,847 --> 01:37:37,883 to say what they wanted 1013 01:37:38,927 --> 01:37:42,283 But Bill is able to look at me and say... 1014 01:37:42,487 --> 01:37:44,842 I want to be in your pussy 1015 01:37:55,247 --> 01:37:57,966 He pays, who drives the car 1016 01:37:58,167 --> 01:38:02,080 And he wants us to go and rest in his villa in Spain 1017 01:38:02,287 --> 01:38:04,960 Amazing. Where did you meet him? 1018 01:38:16,847 --> 01:38:19,361 He is wanted for a hold-up 1019 01:38:20,167 --> 01:38:22,522 but we don't have any proof, so... 1020 01:38:22,727 --> 01:38:24,843 everything's fine 1021 01:38:27,247 --> 01:38:28,999 I'm happy for you. 1022 01:38:29,727 --> 01:38:31,365 But you won't get the prize 1023 01:38:32,607 --> 01:38:34,484 Molly, your turn 1024 01:38:38,047 --> 01:38:41,164 Promise not to laugh 1025 01:38:41,367 --> 01:38:42,277 No promise 1026 01:38:42,487 --> 01:38:43,840 I am serious 1027 01:38:44,127 --> 01:38:45,480 Me too 1028 01:38:45,967 --> 01:38:49,277 Imagine that during our darkest days 1029 01:38:49,487 --> 01:38:52,957 in penance, I went to a doctors' barbecue 1030 01:38:54,367 --> 01:38:56,927 There are never any guys, only doctors 1031 01:38:57,127 --> 01:39:00,039 All married, all sinister, and the food... 1032 01:39:09,247 --> 01:39:10,236 Brief 1033 01:39:10,487 --> 01:39:14,924 Here comes Mr. Bécébégé arrives with bobonne 1034 01:39:18,047 --> 01:39:20,402 I remain very dignified 1035 01:39:20,607 --> 01:39:24,236 and here comes Mr. Lying Immondeur who shows up 1036 01:39:24,647 --> 01:39:27,081 And well accompanied too 1037 01:39:30,007 --> 01:39:34,797 I don't mind, he's always been looking for a blow-up doll 1038 01:39:35,487 --> 01:39:37,398 The worst is yet to come 1039 01:39:51,007 --> 01:39:53,043 Since when did Mr Gay 1040 01:39:53,247 --> 01:39:55,636 married with children? 1041 01:39:55,847 --> 01:39:56,916 Shit! 1042 01:39:59,927 --> 01:40:01,519 What to do? What to do? 1043 01:40:01,727 --> 01:40:04,321 I threw myself at a woman to kiss her 1044 01:40:09,127 --> 01:40:10,765 Something happened 1045 01:40:15,887 --> 01:40:18,242 The Radio Classique genre 1046 01:40:18,807 --> 01:40:20,160 Delius 1047 01:40:27,367 --> 01:40:29,722 Her name is Eleanore 1048 01:40:30,327 --> 01:40:34,400 She's a pediatrician. We went out several times 1049 01:40:35,247 --> 01:40:37,124 And you have... ? 1050 01:40:39,967 --> 01:40:41,639 Well, yes, actually 1051 01:40:41,847 --> 01:40:43,644 - Don't believe it... - I won't! 1052 01:40:43,847 --> 01:40:45,326 - I remain mainly... - Of course 1053 01:40:49,487 --> 01:40:52,285 And it's... a beautiful party? 1054 01:40:52,647 --> 01:40:55,400 She runs a private clinic in St John's Wood 1055 01:40:55,607 --> 01:40:56,323 Why? 1056 01:40:56,927 --> 01:40:58,280 Like this 1057 01:41:04,247 --> 01:41:05,726 Of course 1058 01:41:15,327 --> 01:41:19,240 Sometimes I think he never existed 1059 01:41:22,447 --> 01:41:24,915 and then other times 1060 01:41:25,247 --> 01:41:26,919 I have the impression it's still there 1061 01:41:30,287 --> 01:41:31,322 like the other night 1062 01:42:28,967 --> 01:42:30,844 I'm dying for a cigarette 1063 01:42:31,927 --> 01:42:33,360 You think so? 1064 01:42:33,727 --> 01:42:35,718 And a large glass of gin 1065 01:42:50,087 --> 01:42:50,883 Where are you going? 1066 01:42:51,087 --> 01:42:52,759 Wait, you haven't won yet 1067 01:42:53,167 --> 01:42:55,522 You're not sad anymore. Well, almost. 1068 01:43:02,407 --> 01:43:03,806 To us 1069 01:43:04,007 --> 01:43:06,475 To our forties and beyond 1070 01:43:06,727 --> 01:43:10,879 And to men, to men of all kinds 1071 01:43:15,647 --> 01:43:19,242 and rich women and highly educated, if you're... 1072 01:43:19,447 --> 01:43:20,766 Stop it! 67534

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