Original subtitles

I'm very disappointed in you Mademoiselle.

You're almost an adult and we find this about you!

It's not smart, you know.

It doesn't give you beauty or distinction.

The only thing you'll gain lung cancer,

yellowish fingers and ugly wrinkles around the mouth.

No such thing in my establishment.

Step out.

You see, agent...

Darren, I don't blame you.

for joining the church outside your service

accompanied by many other agents

to stop the bride-to-be by declaring

''It's a crime wendy, perjury,

''obstruction of justice, mental cruelty.

"He won't make you happy

No, my anger is not due

the fact that you have abused trust

of our fellow citizens.

What we must never do,

ever... do.

My only question is: why?

I beg your pardon.

I love it.

I love him madly.

Let's gather together.

Chester Farm.

Go away!

Sorry

I didn't give the signal. No signal, no entry

It's just that... I fell off from my yacht

What a horror!

It's a... grand yacht?

How are you?

Yes, it's nothing

The door is still not fixed!

You're so late!

I could be an assassin

Of course

- Need a hand, Kate? - No, sit down.

Do you have an excuse?

I had to do Brendan's physics homework

Poor guy's a bit on edge

What do you mean?

He touches himself

Very much so. It's nature, I know

But I'm worried about his mock exam

Plan vacation courses

CRUSH The frustrated club

You remember Bobby

Bobby from Southwold?

Hairy, rich, gynecologist

He likes me but he's shy

Anyway, case closed a long time ago

Now he's calling to see if I'm free on Friday. I say

Friday?

I can free myself

Him: Why don't we get together?

Me: For dinner?

''For dinner, great doll''

Text "Great, doll".

- You weren't too keen? - You must be joking.

Anyway, we go to what he calls a small restaurant

and I'm glad I brought my toothbrush

I say, "I'm not sure what to order".

and he said, "As you wish, you pay".

He explains: it's a kind of training

for his group therapy. He has to show his virility

without using your wallet

And by the way,

no sex either

to save on emotions too

Then me,

What's in it for you?

How much do I owe you for the wine?

I should know how to to spot the right number after

Messrs Gay, Bécébégé and monsieur...

Filthy Liar

I think you're still very bitter

Shut up cop

I think I'm the favorite for the prize

of the most sinister of the week

Unless you come up with one of your macramé workshop experiments

Right, Kate?

What?

- Not macramé, pottery! - Excuse me!

It's not sinister, we create

with your hands

Of course

At evening classes, we make connections

Male?

It happens

Last week

for example, Roger, our group leader, gave a raku party

A kind of campfire where everyone bakes a pot

I can feel the price slipping away

We built the oven

in Roger's garden

and we had a few drinks while the pots were cooking

A few hours later I find myself

kissing a man

What kind of man?

Martin is surely fascinating

if you're interested in the social policy of the regional council, but...

people had already ordered cabs

and I thought I'd better go home

I catch one

To the station, please

Here we go

After a while

I notice it doesn't have a meter

I'm in a stranger's car

What did you do?

I said "Stop".

Did it stop?

No, so I said I was going to throw up

And?

Blessed be

the police cross-country race!

Why didn't you say you were a cop?

trained in weapons handling and combat sports?

Because it bothered me

I am 42 years old. This is my life

It's sinister

Thank you very much

I've got something better. I beat you hands down

Is Gerald on the hunt again?

Another student writing to you?

I found myself in the layette department

There's no guy in this story, is there?

You know it doesn't count

I was thinking of buying a gift for my niece in Hawaii

And I had the impression that everything was so...

net, you see?

I ended up buying a slice of salmon en croûte

For one of my wonderful solitary evenings at home

Where does time go?

You've got the wrong soundtrack for your film

Folk rock from the 70s. Wrong!

His film?

A question of attitude

Whenever I see a guy, it's 100% Stravinsky

When I should be Radio classique

I don't know, the Delius kind

I'm the most sinister of the week, right?

Wait

The desire for children happens

Shut up, Janine

I see 563 kids every day

I don't want it for my personal use

Tiramisu?

I think she's a bit down

He needs a treat, that's all.

Is there any gin left?

Hello

Hello Pam

Aren't you late?

What?

- For Marjorie's funeral - Crap!

Blast! Sorry

We are gathered here today to pay tribute

to a distinguished fellow citizen

Can I talk to you, Gerald?

Of course. Of course. Excuse me

For this day of rock-climbing

I love towers, but not enough to climb them

Last week while caving, two young people nearly lost their legs

And last year, rafting...

Finally, think about it

Who was the organist today?

A replacement

Not bad I thought

Miss Scales?

I beg your pardon?

Miss Scales. English. 4th and 3rd B

Jed Willis. You were my teacher

Ah, that's right!

When you fell, you broke...

A tooth, yes

Can I get you anything?

Beautiful instrument

I make who I want cry

While there are many of us in taichi class

and some are very strong

The teacher said to me Your roundness is getting better and better".

He's so sensitive

Sensitive? To childhood and the rectal exam?

You didn't even come close

your handsome magistrate

He didn't say two words to you

- The power's out - No kidding?

Before or after he fined you?

Detail, detail

Go to court, it's not a guy thing

In a guy story, you need a guy

What do you think?

I think

that I fucked a boy 25-year-old boy at a funeral

on a grave

What are you saying?

25 years?

Yes, what a surprise

Ten years ago I was teaching him grammar

Have you gone mad?

Last stand for austere Kate

- Last one? - You won't be doing it again

No, it's true

It's not something you do twice, I know.

I guess you're right

He plays so well

Even if it is Yehudi Menuhin!

That kid. This kid!

It proves that you're more and more desperate

No way! He plays so well!

It's not the ground for a lasting relationship

I wasn't looking for a safe soul. Just a... fanny

You worry me

Are you yelling at me?

I fuck and I get lectured?

- But no - We support you

We'll give you a hand

Gerald dreams of jumping on your grave

- I don't feel like it - You can't blame him

That's what I blame him for.

In our country, a forty-year-old with nothing to be ashamed of

it's miraculous, don't spit on it

How sinister we are

That's being 40

Have you tried blue-green algae?

With this urbanization plan, God knows what would happen

Buildings, traffic

I think about what happened in Milton Keynes

You didn't get laid at the funeral?

It's frightening

There's plenty to panic about, this census...

Ladies and Gentlemen

After counting, I have the great pleasure

to announce that the Chairman of the Board of Directors

is Reverend Gerald Marsden

Do you have sudden pains?

You know I'll break your china

Medical questionnaire

Abdominal pain

Heaviness

Yes, on the side where I...

Your remaining ovary

I think I still have a cyst

It doesn't make sense

There is nothing on ultrasound

I don't feel anything

No bleeding?

No. You have nothing

Nothing to worry about

Is Tuesday still good?

Show me how you make them cry

When they arrive, they're on edge

It's like a reception. They're going to see people

They worry, they're afraid of looking ridiculous

So to get started

we tell them exactly where they are

It has no beginning and no end

We don't sing, we don't kneel to pray

Just sit down, handkerchief to hand

With that settled, they start to look around them

Suddenly they see the coffin

They must be prevented from thinking putrefaction and cremation

So we give them "Noble and eternal".

It's like a launch pad

They're ready, the show can begin

It's all anatomical

For those in peril

That's what's got them by the throat

Spare me

The nose starts to run

It's quite simple. They all have a change in tone

After a while, they had cried enough

They thought about life and death

They're ready for tea and sandwiches

They need something strong

A ray of hope in the darkness

People want to cry

I help them

Sorry

But no

So you wanted to

during my lessons? When you were fifteen?

Fourteen

Yes

It's all wrong

Are you serious?

What do you mean?

You and me. Are you serious?

One time it's an accident

Twice, a coincidence

Three times is serious

You would have seen her with this baby

She had the nerve to tell me

that she will go public for her IVF

because we need all the money for Kenji's new album

An old crone disguised as a she-lamb!

More like cod!

It was obscene. Who does she think she is?

Are you okay, honey?

Brendan has grown up, hasn't he?

Is he... still?

Don't worry, he'll soon be big enough for Kate

What?

What? What do you mean "what"?

Don't you have something to tell us?

Tell us about your week

Nothing. Very dull

You don't look like it

Are you sure you're sincere?

No. Well, yes, of course.

If you're not sincere, it's useless

You didn't fuck again?

Of course not.

Are you sure?

I'd swear I smell male

There was this type

Which type? Where? Go to

At work, a teacher

Unbelievable, you, the director? A colleague?

No, he was just passing through. Mr. Brown

He had beautiful eyes and beautiful hands

You're lying, aren't you?

Mr.Brown. Mr.Smith. Mr. Wrong name! Why are you lying?

You saw him again, didn't you?

Bobby l'Amour! Is that it?

Gerald.

It was Gerald

I was afraid you wouldn't care

Anyway, we had a chat. He's a nice guy...

no?

Did you get a little shiver?

Absolutely!

Very promising. Do you think it will happen again?

Maybe, there's hope

Never played mixed sports?

Yes, they do. Once a year, the girls give the boys a beating

Really? Which sport?

They're pretty

So you knew Mrs Standish?

Funeral service at 2 a.m.

You are kind

I saw Molly the other day

Really?

For climbing, she says you'll be convinced

I really need help

I'd love to...

Really?

Formidable

What a joy for the old bald man that I am

- Meet Jeff - Jed

Miss Scales, our illustrious director

Nice to meet you

She really appreciated your instrument

That's very kind. He is at your service

How would you like a little recital now?

I've got to run

Whenever you like

Forward, march!

What's up?

- I don't want to - Why not?

I'm already nauseous

It's in your head. You think you're sick, you are

Don't think about it. Here's an egg

As long as you're walking, it's not broken

That's what I say. We look alike

Always busy in the service of others

We've missed enough chances as it is

We could look after each other

Think about it, will you?

You're never too old to enjoy life

Wait, you spent the day with Gerald?

And a commando of young Christians

And was it good?

Very. He even asked me...

In short, he's very nice

She's doing better

It's blue-green algae. I knew it.

Could you come and babysit Chester for the weekend?

I can't take her sailing

I have my own anti-racist group

Fine, but...

I'll leave some food, you could invite Gerald

Now that's an idea

Wait for me

Don't move

Where does it hurt?

You would have disapproved

We disapprove! Do we?

You didn't play fair. I don't know where I stand with you

Nor where you stand with him

Here in the kitchen, or in the cupboard...

Not on my bed? The box spring has just been redone

What next?

We knew each other. We met again. We made love

That's good, I like that. You should be happy for me

- For me and for him - Are you kidding me?

You're not planning on getting involved in anything serious with this individual?

He's not so...

If what? So preteen as he seems?

So far from from what would suit you?

Wait a minute. If Kate finds out something...

Shut up!

Maybe we're not allowed...

Of course we do. We're her friends

Have you gone mad?

It's written all over it, he's got nothing to do with you

You paraded around with your prepubescent?

But no!

- Who knows? - Nobody knows

In this hick town?

You didn't know

and the worst gossip is you. It's my secret

I'm asking you to keep it. Will you?

Ladies and Gentlemen, the plan of the new parking lot

It sounds complicated but it's not

We must take into account the new European rules

There are plenty of them...

Talk to them

Apologize and do... that thing

The club

Club tip

Go to

45 years old, in great shape, seeks partner for active life'' ?

Why am I wasting my time?

This is Kate

At my signal, we immobilize it

On three!

A call for you

I'm rather taken

I invite you to dinner

What kind?

To meet Jed

Yes, that would be nice.

The four of us. Charming

Bring a rider each

Or one for both of you

Great

Here we go

Don't move

Hello Tarzan, I'm looking for Jane

- Shall we move in? - Visiting

A good guest knows when to leave

I won't keep you

And this one! They're superb

I love this one

Do you think it would fit me?

Think so? By touching it up. Widening it...

Many

I'll lend it to you if you like

I love it! Where did you find it?

He chose her

He chose all these

Do you know what he says it's made for?

It's really not my style

I wonder

There are vioques at the door

Vioques?

It's our riders!

I don't want to hear any more with Europe!

All this procrastination

Monetary union, is a real Trojan horse

of the BundesBank

This guy was remarkable

and when he touched me

barely touched

it was an incredible sensation all over my body

Like waves of energy

that went through me

I was in another dimension

The soup is great

What's next?

There really is something between us

What?

What thing, really?

What's in it for you?

Aside from a small blow in passing

and illusions about your expiration date?

So stop now

before it does any damage

Did you see it?

I don't think so.

That's her, baby, she couldn't smile yet

Very cute. Who is it?

Kate, you idiot. See?

This is her at three or four, in a little dress

And there on a pony

We don't give a damn about the Bundesbank

I beg your pardon?

And then she crossed the vast ocean

That's her in college

Very attentive, very serious

This is the time when I had her as a teacher

Radiant

An angel of light in front of the blackboard

You're twice as beautiful than the others here

I think I'm in love

Does it feel the same?

Or is it just me in love with you?

- It's on the list - We shouldn't

Shut up, you're the sheriff, you have all the rights

Let's see... whooping cough at age three

Ear infections

Athlete's foot, charming. He got it

- What is it? - A clap. Twice

You have to let her know who she's dealing with

But how? ''Pass the scones, Kate

"By the way, do we know that your boyfriend has the sex life of his age"?

In that case, it's up to you, agent with a big heart

It's not there. Willis Jed, nothing. There you go!

Try Jeffrey, or Jeremie

It's half past two

This is wrong. Ethics...

He speaks of love

If we don't help her, she'll suffer. How's that?

For once stop weighing pros and cons. Get to work!

Jeffrey Adam Willis

Possession, use. Suspected of resale

Six-month suspended sentence at age 23

Hashish?

What you can be 70 sometimes! Ectasy!

Do you have a printer?

Yes. So what?

- Why didn't you say something? - Are you interested?

Of course I'm interested!

I'm a school principal

I'm supposed to be a moral example. Immaculate

- Uncontaminated! - I agree.

Do you understand?

Do you understand that I'm risking my job by being with you?

I understand

If you want, I won't touch it

No, that's not what I want.

Do you...

Is it really good?

Less than you when you're angry

Do you want me to stay after class?

I'm very disappointed in you young man

Here's one who takes a beating

I'm sure you don't you don't need

that I remind you is hard work,

as unpleasant it may seem,

you're guaranteed long-term dividends

Still...

the days

such as this one

one wonders

what's most important

Things like

exams

the results

and jobs

or life?

Life as you can the chance to live it

on a radiant day

like this one

Year 12 students

You're free for the day

How does he do it?

It goes to his brain. It's a case of folie a deux

We couldn't cure her by revealing the truth

So you have to upgrade it

Upgrade?

Bringing Kate back to reality

How?

What could be better than a sublime sexual encounter?

A hot bath

The Ignoble map

Mr.Ignoble Liar forgot to pick it up. I've kept it

- This is fraudulent use - Force majeure

We're going shopping in...

Paris?

For the weekend. And the fact that you never see

your old girlfriends should not influence your decision

Hang on

Stop it, will you?

With joy

Stop it!

At the princess's expense!

I can't believe that a laboratory offers us all this

no questions asked. This is corruption

The world is corrupt. Let's not argue

They'll have less money to torture dogs

When I think I'd forgotten all about it

I'm so sorry. I acted as if Jed was everything to me

But it's not all

There are other men

Have I been horrible? I feel like I've been horrible

Not at all. But it's nice to have you back.

Just think about having fun

We're in Paris, you're free. You can do anything

All

What's wrong?

Nothing

Are you sure?

I was wondering if you'd stay another day or two

I have a country house, a small manor house

I'd like to show it to you

It's very tempting

I love you too

I love you. I love you too

Wasn't that France?

Not as much as here

Why did you come home?

It's you I want to be with

I love you. This is terrible. I can't help it

Well, that's good because I have something to ask you

No one left before 3 a.m.

3 hours 25 minutes

I think we've won

Why are you phoning from the room next door?

You'll never guess

Guess what, darling?

I came home. I missed Jed

Are you mad? Don't be mad. It's all right.

I realized that I loved him. I told him and he asked me

like this

We're getting married!

She's not here

What's up?

You'll see. I leave you the surprise. Check out

I'm getting married. I'd like you to say mass

I'm surprised

I didn't even know you were seeing anyone

It's very sudden, I know.

- A whirlwind - It looks like

Of course, I would be honored

I'm so happy. I didn't want anyone else

Do I know the lucky one?

Yes, this is Jed from the crematorium.

- The one who plays... - Yes, Jed, I know.

It's very unexpected

I'm sure some people will find it odd

We are not of our hearts

You've always been very supportive

And now I need my friends

I need your help

I guess everyone I guess?

Not yet

Not really

It all depends on what you're looking for. There's a huge choice

These are very popular. It's less classic

I hesitate

Choosing an invitation is very delicate

This is the first time

Everything needs a beginning

Is the groom from around here?

Yes, he lives nearby

I take this model

I want us to grow old together

May I see it, please?

She's lovely. I've always preferred silver

Mr. Bécébégé wanted platinum but I preferred gold

I think it suits me better

Too bad, I could have melted down an anti-armor bullet

against Mr.Immonde Liar

With turquoise to add a little color

A can of paint on Mr. Steak-de-soja...

John!

...wouldn't have made it less dull

He had served us a three-bean stew

With lots of onion fritters. We were students

The farts prevented from hearing the speeches

There was no speech. A quest for miners

I remember, in Mustique, with M.Gay

I was looking at him in front of everyone, saying our things

Your wishes

That's it

I thought ''I'll never find someone so beautiful

''as rich, who loves furniture''.

Then he told me that he had fucked with the priest the day before

A real all-inclusive vacation!

I wanted to ask for your forgiveness

We haven't been very support so far

Anyway, we gave our opinion and you made your decision

We'll have to get used to it

I know you'll be ravishing

and that everything will be a great success

Can we talk about it in public? I'm dying to

For once, I've got some real gossip and I've taken a vow of silence

I'd rather not

Why?

It's a bit like sleeping

Everything is rushing and I can't stop it

I mean, I can't stop it now, can I?

It's a wedding

It's forever

And it's...

Is he the one for me?

Can I be sure?

Don't you think?

I don't know

All of a sudden I died of fright

I don't know

At last, my darling!

I've been so worried about you and that kid

I was wondering if you'd gone crazy

Okay, nurse, no lithium

It's a good thing you're not married, that would have sped things up

What things?

Let him dump you, of course

The time to make you take the nine basic positions

and to spot young people more to his liking

He wants to play at the wedding

It amuses them until something else itches

Like bicycle pumps. They're only good for one thing

And here you are

still writing thank-you notes thank-you notes for the gifts

And the whole town laughs behind his newspaper

Anyway

You're safe now. Take a dry one

What?

You've got it all wrong

I don't doubt him silly me, I doubt myself

I don't have your experience. I've never been married.

I don't know if I stayed single by bad luck

or because I secretly like it

I feel sorry for everything that has happened to you in your life

but you're wrong completely wrong about mine

He would never do that to me. He would never!

And I resent you telling me otherwise

And first of all, how many men has she known?

She's coming out of Les Petites filles modèles

All she needs is a dress with a twist

And he, this ravishing idiot

overconfident, he's going to cause her so much pain

We can't be sure

You never have an opinion

I'm the one who's right

You'll see

Because we're going to prove it

What do you know about the 4th of July?

What about you in Shakespeare?

I know he didn't write his plays his pieces on his own

We all need a helping hand at times, don't we?

This is a very bad idea

The worst idea of all

Tell yourself it's a tail.

You're Cagney, I'm Lacey

But a little more elegant, of course

On the road

A lady for you

I'll be right back

So this is where it happened?

This is where the maestro deploys his talent?

We say

I hear you play... wonderfully

I hear you're having sex with rich guys

- You're a pretty boy - You think so?

I thought you didn't like me

I don't believe it. I despise you completely

So what can I do do for you?

I'm the one who could do something for you

No kidding?

Would you like to?

What? Here?

Right away?

With a guy you despise?

I'll make an exception for you

You kept your panties on

Not at all

I'm not interested

Not even a little bit?

This is your last chance before you commit

to miss Blanc-bleu

That's out... Grandma

I was sure you were stuck in the syringe

I know what I like

But the thing is,

what I like,

what I really like,

she's your friend...

Kate

- Bastard! - I can't help it

I'm telling you nothing happened

Nothing! You almost jumped her

What would I want with her?

I'm asking you. You sent my best friend

- She's been looking for me - You think I'm stupid

As a matter of fact, I am. Old and stupid

And ugly and old and stupid

You bastard! How could you want to fuck her?

Why the hell not?

Get out of here! Go away and don't come back

It's not like anyone to marry me,

as if someone had told the whole town

''He's the one I love and I'm going to marry him!''

Why should I be embarrassed if people are ashamed of me?

Why shouldn't I get laid?

Mom, can you get that?

Excuse me, I'm not mood to entertain

I'm sorry.

One more time?

No, he's still in asystole

I think we're done. Does everyone agree?

Time of death: 11:37 p.m.

A road accident. Kate Scales

To the left

Have you seen it?

He's the one

- Private - I'm a doctor

We managed to get rid of him, didn't we?

That's not the way you make me cry

Not like this

That's it, I'm done.

I can get your name, Are you a relative?

A friend?

I know you don't don't want to think about it,

but in a small town like ours

people gossip

So here goes

Nobody needs to know

anything

See?

If you like, it will be your secret

Our secret

Sorry to bother you

Remind me of the days of ongoing training

I love the countryside in spring

The lapwings flying on all sides

We should get married

- You can't be serious. - Yes, I am.

It's too sudden

It's only the aftermath

Let's have a drink and forget it

It's pragmatic. I'm alone, so are you

Who could want that?

Nobody but...

I still don't believe you

We'd look out for each other

- Any messages? - I'll take a look.

There's so much to choose from these days

I hesitate

The choice of an invitation is very delicate

This is the first time, do you understand

I won't see you again

before tomorrow

- Worried? Impatient? - A little sick at heart

You know what I'm saying, you think you're sick, you are

Don't think about it

I love you

I like you better than sausages

No smoking

It doesn't work with me

I'm a bit overwhelmed

You know she's marrying Gerald?

You must be happy

On the contrary

It must be prevented. It would be a disaster

Are you mad at the wedding or just our ex-girlfriend?

I mean it. She is sick, she needs treatment

I've heard this crap before

Okay, I was a little wrong.

You were completely wrong

Totally. Absolutely

World champion from the finger in the eye to the elbow!

That's my opinion!

And there are no pros and cons in this

It's true

But now I'm right, and something must be done

It's too bad

I fell off a mare during a hunt

Really?

What a horror

It's time

Fine

Do you have any doubts?

Not the slightest

Get up

Love unites us to God

Love redeems the multitude of sins

Love is in no way divided

Love makes all things in harmony

Without love, we are an empty, sonorous vessel,

but closed in on itself

Gerald Farquhar Marsden, do you agree

to take this woman as your wife?

To love, honor and cherish her

till death do you part?

I agree

Katherine Isobel Scales, do you agree

to take this man as your husband?

To love and honor her

and obey him until death do you part?

She is under arrest

Why?

Perjury. Obstruction of justice. Mental cruelty

And public hygiene

Follow me

What's this? A reunion of old girlfriends?

You didn't look so good

I'm fine

- Let her examine you - I'm fine

Then it'll be quick

How do you feel?

The symptoms have returned

- Go wait outside - I beg of you!

Tell him, Kate

Pain, nausea, at the worst time

I've always had them

I'm depressed. I'm a little depressed

And I'm bleeding

I had only had one once, before I was hospitalized.

Lie down

Is this sensitive?

And here?

I don't want to bother you. Send me to oncology

Sore breasts?

I beg your pardon?

Are your breasts in pain?

Fill this in

Unless you want do it for her

It's a joke in bad taste

Don't do that. I didn't sleep with him.

I'm off

And there it is

I'd say three months, maybe four

- It can't be true - Take a look at

Finally, I'd know!

She would know

A chick came in with a stomachache

Half an hour later she gave birth to a 5-pound baby.

Have you had your period?

No, but you know what it's like

Four months

It's his, isn't it?

I can't believe it

The test is wrong

No baby, I've got meetings

Cancel them

Congratulations

Are you kidding?

It's worse than a plane crash

I was just saying...

Don't say it

Say no more

I'm sick and tired of you saying

I can't take it anymore

I think I wanted to hurt you

but I... we...

wanted nobody dead

Bravo, you didn't want it

I've always been aware of my superiority

One failed marriage wasn't enough, I needed three

Three absolute disasters

But as we laughed

How we drank, how we smoked, as we insured

But now I'm thinking that maybe

I've always been afraid

to be someone terribly dull at heart,

hence the absence of lasting relationships

And you found yourself

with something...

quite formidable

It's not very funny

neither spiritual nor joyful

but I'm really sorry

We have a prenatal service here

Sign up for courses

I'm writing you a prescription vitamin B6. I'll add a pick-me-up

and of course you stop drinking, smoking...

Shut up

Shut up, stupid

Come here

I miss you

I miss you too

I beg your pardon

I behaved badly

You?

I've been queen of the bitch kingdom

It's all true

and I obeyed you like a fool

Fuck you and your morals

You do it, with what you've done

You didn't have to follow me

So you can scratch my eyes out!

Shut up, both of you

Let's become ourselves again

Let's get drunk on gin and chocolate and talk a lot of garbage

Shut up, we're bonding

You know all about it. Isn't it wonderful?

I am pregnant. The director is pregnant

A child

It's a boy!

I am the best

The other two are...

Me, me, me. I'm the richest

He farted

What a lovely layette

A gift from me

You can drink miss Tristounette

I've lost the habit

It's not sad to be in good health

Let's never speak of grimness again

Did you get laid?

- No - Come on!

It has nothing to do with getting laid

So it's true?

No, I may have met someone, that's all.

Names!

- His name is Bill - Old Bill?

If you're not interested...

What's it like?

He's very direct

While we haven't seen each other...

for an eternity

I've been thinking. I've spent my life

chasing after men too sensitive

to say what they wanted

But Bill is able to look at me and say...

I want to be in your pussy

He pays, who drives the car

And he wants us to go and rest in his villa in Spain

Amazing. Where did you meet him?

He is wanted for a hold-up

but we don't have any proof, so...

everything's fine

I'm happy for you.

But you won't get the prize

Molly, your turn

Promise not to laugh

No promise

I am serious

Me too

Imagine that during our darkest days

in penance, I went to a doctors' barbecue

There are never any guys, only doctors

All married, all sinister, and the food...

Brief

Here comes Mr. Bécébégé arrives with bobonne

I remain very dignified

and here comes Mr. Lying Immondeur who shows up

And well accompanied too

I don't mind, he's always been looking for a blow-up doll

The worst is yet to come

Since when did Mr Gay

married with children?

Shit!

What to do? What to do?

I threw myself at a woman to kiss her

Something happened

The Radio Classique genre

Delius

Her name is Eleanore

She's a pediatrician. We went out several times

And you have... ?

Well, yes, actually

- Don't believe it... - I won't!

- I remain mainly... - Of course

And it's... a beautiful party?

She runs a private clinic in St John's Wood

Why?

Like this

Of course

Sometimes I think he never existed

and then other times

I have the impression it's still there

like the other night

I'm dying for a cigarette

You think so?

And a large glass of gin

Where are you going?

Wait, you haven't won yet

You're not sad anymore. Well, almost.

To us

To our forties and beyond

And to men, to men of all kinds

and rich women and highly educated, if you're...

Stop it!