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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,551 --> 00:00:09,551 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:19,330 --> 00:00:22,199 -THEY NEED TO GET TO THE 46 TO KEEP THIS DRIVE ALIVE, 3 00:00:22,299 --> 00:00:24,235 SO HERE IS FOURTH DOWN... 4 00:00:24,335 --> 00:00:27,371 WILSON FAKES THE HAND-OFF. THEY'VE GOT THEM! THEY'VE GOT THEM! 5 00:00:27,471 --> 00:00:30,474 SAM ROBERTS FROM THE OUTSIDE SWIMS PAST THE TACKLE 6 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:33,543 AND DRIVES EDWARD STRAIGHT TO THE TURF FOR A LOSS OF SEVEN. 7 00:00:33,643 --> 00:00:36,579 HOME CROWD ON THEIR FEET! 8 00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:40,850 2:10 LEFT ON THE CLOCK... 9 00:00:40,950 --> 00:00:43,620 ROBERTS SHOWING THAT AMAZING SPEED FROM THE OUTSIDE. 10 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,989 UNBELIEVABLE! 11 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:51,628 ROBERTS STILL ON THE FIELD -- A LITTLE SLOW GETTING UP. 12 00:00:51,728 --> 00:00:53,497 MIGHT HAVE HURT HIS KNEE ON THAT PLAY. 13 00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:55,499 DUCKS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER ON DOWNS, 14 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:59,035 AND THIS MIGHT BE THE BALLGAME, FOLKS. 15 00:00:59,136 --> 00:01:03,140 TRAINING STAFF NOW MAKING THEIR WAY OUT TO ROBERTS. 16 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,041 LOOKING AT A REPLAY HERE -- OH! 17 00:01:05,142 --> 00:01:08,044 YEAH, LOOKS LIKE HIS KNEE JUST COMPLETELY GIVES OUT 18 00:01:08,145 --> 00:01:14,617 AS HE PLANTS HIS LEFT FOOT JUST BEFORE THE TACKLE. 19 00:01:14,717 --> 00:01:17,787 6'1", 260 IS SAMUEL ROBERTS. GOOD KID, TOO. 20 00:01:17,887 --> 00:01:20,124 HAD THE CHANCE TO TALK WITH HIM EARLIER THIS WEEK. 21 00:01:20,224 --> 00:01:22,359 HE TOLD ME ABOUT HOW HIS MOM WOULD WORK TWO AND THREE JOBS 22 00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:24,027 TO HELP SUPPORT THE FAMILY. 23 00:01:24,128 --> 00:01:26,830 HE MENTIONED HIS DREAM OF ONE DAY BUYING HER A HOUSE. 24 00:01:26,930 --> 00:01:30,301 PRETTY GOOD CHANCE HE'LL BE ABLE TO MAKE THAT DREAM COME TRUE, 25 00:01:30,401 --> 00:01:32,269 AS I THINK THERE'S NO DOUBT WE'LL BE SEEING 26 00:01:32,369 --> 00:01:34,804 PLENTY MORE OF MR. SAMUEL ROBERTS 27 00:01:34,904 --> 00:01:36,906 PLAYING ON SUNDAYS. 28 00:02:27,358 --> 00:02:29,826 HI, MEATBALL. 29 00:02:29,926 --> 00:02:32,329 HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? 30 00:02:32,429 --> 00:02:35,432 YOU WANT SOME FOOD? 31 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:41,137 MISS YOU, MOM. 32 00:02:49,547 --> 00:02:52,283 MILES. 33 00:02:55,286 --> 00:02:57,687 DAMN. 34 00:03:08,932 --> 00:03:11,302 411?! 35 00:03:17,575 --> 00:03:19,909 413?! 36 00:03:29,852 --> 00:03:32,289 -OOH, BABY! 37 00:03:34,525 --> 00:03:36,192 -MY SNOOKIE-POO. 38 00:03:36,293 --> 00:03:37,894 -MY SNOOKIE-POO. 39 00:03:37,994 --> 00:03:39,396 -MY SNOOKIE-NOOKIE-POO. 40 00:03:39,496 --> 00:03:41,599 -MILEY-WILEY! 41 00:03:41,699 --> 00:03:42,999 -THAT INFAMOUS CRUISE LAUGH 42 00:03:43,099 --> 00:03:45,068 AND TOTALLY TRYING TO OUTDO ME IN EVERYTHING 43 00:03:45,168 --> 00:03:48,104 FROM ROCK CLIMBING TO ARM WRESTLING FOR SOME REASON. 44 00:03:48,204 --> 00:03:49,473 -TOM CRUISE, REALLY? 45 00:03:49,573 --> 00:03:52,243 -YEAH, IT WAS LIKE THE WEIRDEST DREAM. 46 00:03:52,343 --> 00:03:53,544 -HEY, GIRL. 47 00:03:54,578 --> 00:03:56,280 YOU WANNA GET MARRIED? 48 00:03:56,380 --> 00:03:58,815 I'M TOTALLY DOWN FOR KIDS AND A DOG. 49 00:03:58,915 --> 00:04:00,750 YOU'RE PRETTY! 50 00:04:00,850 --> 00:04:02,453 TOO STRONG? 51 00:04:02,553 --> 00:04:04,255 -NO, SHE'S JUST A BITCH. 52 00:04:06,390 --> 00:04:09,426 SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL INVISIBLE, MILES. 53 00:04:12,263 --> 00:04:13,896 -YOU'RE NOT. 54 00:04:13,997 --> 00:04:16,533 SHALL WE? -YEAH. 55 00:04:23,072 --> 00:04:24,675 DAMN IT. 56 00:04:24,774 --> 00:04:26,809 -RELAX. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, 57 00:04:26,909 --> 00:04:28,312 THEY MAKE THOSE FOR LITTLE JAPANESE PEOPLE. 58 00:04:28,412 --> 00:04:31,214 HOLD THIS. -YEAH, THAT'S GONNA HELP. 59 00:04:31,315 --> 00:04:34,183 -GOT ANY CASH? NO, YOU DO NOT. 60 00:04:34,285 --> 00:04:38,322 OOH, WHO'S THIS? 61 00:04:39,590 --> 00:04:41,625 -REALLY? ARE YOU SERIOUS? 62 00:04:41,725 --> 00:04:44,160 FOR THE RECORD, YOUR OBSESSION WITH MY SISTER 63 00:04:44,260 --> 00:04:45,462 IS KIND OF CREEPY. 64 00:04:45,562 --> 00:04:47,464 -IT'S NOT AN OBSESSION. SHE'S MY FRIEND. 65 00:04:47,564 --> 00:04:50,833 -OH, REALLY? WHICH FRIEND PICTURE OF ME DID YOU DECIDE TO GO WITH? 66 00:04:50,933 --> 00:04:51,868 -WHAT PICTURE? 67 00:04:51,968 --> 00:04:54,070 -FOR YOUR WALLET. WHICH FRIEND PIC- 68 00:04:54,170 --> 00:04:55,372 I DON'T SEE ONE OF ME IN HERE. 69 00:04:55,472 --> 00:04:56,839 -OH, RIGHT. 70 00:04:56,939 --> 00:04:59,842 I HAVEN'T REALLY FOUND THE RIGHT PICTURE. 71 00:04:59,942 --> 00:05:01,878 -YEAH, LET'S GO. 72 00:05:06,249 --> 00:05:07,984 MY SISTER'S BOYFRIEND 73 00:05:08,084 --> 00:05:09,819 IS SUPPOSED TO COME TO POKER TONIGHT. 74 00:05:09,919 --> 00:05:11,054 -TYSON? 75 00:05:11,154 --> 00:05:12,922 -YOU EVER NOTICE HOW HE ALWAYS MANAGES 76 00:05:13,022 --> 00:05:15,825 TO GET HIS SHIRT OFF SOMEHOW? -I GUESS. 77 00:05:15,925 --> 00:05:19,862 -IT'S LIKE McCONAUGHEY AND HULK HOGAN'S LOVE CHILD. 78 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:23,299 -OH, DAMN IT! 79 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:24,435 FUCK! 80 00:05:24,535 --> 00:05:27,270 -YOU OKAY? 81 00:05:27,371 --> 00:05:30,774 -I'M GOING ON A DIET. THIS IS IT. 82 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:34,844 YOU SOUND LIKE LaSHAWNA ON HER PERIOD. 83 00:05:34,944 --> 00:05:38,449 YOU'RE NOT ON YOUR PERIOD, ARE YOU? 84 00:05:38,549 --> 00:05:39,882 SORRY. 85 00:05:39,982 --> 00:05:41,618 WHEN SOMEONE'S ON THEIR PERIOD, 86 00:05:41,719 --> 00:05:44,187 NEVER POINT IT OUT -- I GOT IT. 87 00:05:44,287 --> 00:05:47,924 -I'M TIRED OF BEING FAT, MILES. 88 00:05:48,024 --> 00:05:50,059 I'M TIRED OF BEING INVISIBLE, AND I'M TIRED OF BEING -- 89 00:05:50,159 --> 00:05:52,463 -YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE NOT THAT FAT. 90 00:05:52,563 --> 00:05:54,765 -I'M OVER 400 POUNDS. 91 00:05:54,864 --> 00:05:57,266 -FOUR? 92 00:05:57,368 --> 00:05:59,403 YOU WEAR IT WELL? 93 00:05:59,503 --> 00:06:01,772 -I'M GOING ON A DIET. THIS IS IT. 94 00:06:01,871 --> 00:06:04,273 -GOOD. THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 95 00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:07,977 -IT'S GOOD. -GOOD, SEE? 96 00:06:10,113 --> 00:06:11,114 -PLEASE DON'T HUG ME. 97 00:06:11,214 --> 00:06:13,851 -NO? YEAH, BAD IDEA. 98 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:15,885 YOU, UH, NEED HELP WITH THAT, OR...? 99 00:06:15,985 --> 00:06:19,155 -I GOT IT. 100 00:06:20,491 --> 00:06:21,958 YEAH, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK. 101 00:06:22,058 --> 00:06:29,500 -♪ HERE I SIT BROKEN HEARTED 102 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,901 ♪ HERE I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME 103 00:06:32,001 --> 00:06:36,473 -DUDE, SHE'S SO FRICKIN' HOT. 104 00:06:36,573 --> 00:06:38,542 LOOK AT THAT BODY. 105 00:06:38,642 --> 00:06:42,145 AND THAT OUTFIT -- RIDICULOUS. 106 00:06:42,245 --> 00:06:44,481 -YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY -- SOMEWHERE, SOMEONE 107 00:06:44,581 --> 00:06:45,915 IS TIRED OF PUTTING UP WITH HER SHIT. 108 00:06:46,015 --> 00:06:49,018 -WHERE? I WANNA BE THAT GUY, MILES. 109 00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:51,889 I WANNA BE THE GUY WHO'S SICK AND TIRED OF HITTING THAT. 110 00:06:51,988 --> 00:06:53,457 -YEAH, ME TOO, BUT UNTIL THEN, 111 00:06:53,557 --> 00:06:55,592 I'M GONNA CLEAN UP THE BALLS ON 24. 112 00:06:55,692 --> 00:06:59,128 -♪ ...LIKE ME AND THAT'S A FACT ♪ 113 00:06:59,228 --> 00:07:06,035 ♪ BUT THE CLOSET'S EMPTY, AND YOUR BAGS ARE PACKED ♪ 114 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:13,844 ♪ I THINK YOUR LOVE TRAIN IS MOVIN' DOWN THE TRACKS.. ♪ 115 00:07:13,943 --> 00:07:16,747 -WITHOUT LEIGH HUNT, THERE WOULD BE NO KEATS. 116 00:07:16,847 --> 00:07:19,182 HE TOOK THE FIRST RISK BY PUBLISHING IT, 117 00:07:19,282 --> 00:07:21,384 ALBEIT JUST IN A MAGAZINE. 118 00:07:21,485 --> 00:07:23,587 -WELL, YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE, TOO. 119 00:07:23,687 --> 00:07:25,421 -BUT WHEN? 120 00:07:25,522 --> 00:07:28,291 KEATS WAS PUBLISHED AND DEAD BY 25. 121 00:07:28,391 --> 00:07:29,827 -ALL RIGHT, WELL, 122 00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:32,563 MAYBE YOU NEED TO SIMPLIFY YOUR WORK A BIT, YOU KNOW, 123 00:07:32,663 --> 00:07:35,131 MAKE IT MORE CONSUMABLE FOR THE MASSES? 124 00:07:35,231 --> 00:07:39,202 -MY EXPERIENCE WITH ALGEBRAIC LITERATURE IS A PRIMAL NEED. 125 00:07:39,302 --> 00:07:42,639 I HAVE TO EXPAND AND INTENSIFY SOCIETY'S EXISTING WORD SCAPE. 126 00:07:42,739 --> 00:07:44,575 IF I MADE MY WORK MORE ACCESSIBLE, 127 00:07:44,675 --> 00:07:50,179 THAT WOULD FEEL LIKE -- LIKE A CHICANERY. 128 00:07:50,647 --> 00:07:54,551 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING? 129 00:07:54,651 --> 00:07:56,085 -WE'RE HERE FOR YOU. 130 00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:57,654 -WE'RE HERE FOR MY MOM... 131 00:07:57,754 --> 00:07:59,989 AND HER NEW BOYFRIEND. 132 00:08:00,089 --> 00:08:01,592 AAAGH. 133 00:08:01,692 --> 00:08:04,193 THIS IS SUCH THE FAT MAN'S SPORT. 134 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:13,336 -GOOD FOR YOU, BUDDY. 135 00:08:13,436 --> 00:08:15,506 -EXCUSE ME? 136 00:08:15,606 --> 00:08:18,241 DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT? 137 00:08:18,341 --> 00:08:19,543 -WHAT WAS THAT? 138 00:08:19,643 --> 00:08:21,244 -HAS A MOLLY SEMPLETON CHECKED IN YET? 139 00:08:21,344 --> 00:08:24,515 SHE SHOULD HAVE A RESERVATION FOR FOUR. 140 00:08:26,382 --> 00:08:28,384 -UH, NOPE. NOT YET. 141 00:08:28,484 --> 00:08:32,121 - OF COURSE. WHY SHOULD SHE BE ON TIME? 142 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,156 ALL RIGHT, MAYBE GO AHEAD AND PUT THROUGH 143 00:08:34,257 --> 00:08:35,491 THE LANE SHE'S RESERVED. 144 00:08:35,592 --> 00:08:36,527 -WHAT SIZE SHOES? 145 00:08:36,627 --> 00:08:38,327 -I'M A 10, AND YOU ARE...? 146 00:08:38,427 --> 00:08:40,463 -I'M A 7 1/2. -7 1/2 147 00:08:40,564 --> 00:08:43,032 -AN 8 AND A 7 1/2. 148 00:08:43,132 --> 00:08:44,001 -A 10. 149 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:46,637 -RIGHT. SHE IS A 10. 150 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:58,815 -A 7 1/2 AND A 10. 151 00:08:58,916 --> 00:09:01,050 -I JUST NEED A CARD TO HOLD ON TO. 152 00:09:01,150 --> 00:09:02,719 -YOU CAN PAY FOR THE SHOES AND THE LANE WHEN YOU FINISH. 153 00:09:02,819 --> 00:09:04,487 -WE'LL BE PAYING SEPARATELY. 154 00:09:04,588 --> 00:09:08,025 AND ALSO MOLLY AND HER GUEST WILL BE PAYING SEPARATELY, TOO. 155 00:09:08,124 --> 00:09:09,793 -I JUST NEED A CARD TO HOLD ON TO. 156 00:09:09,893 --> 00:09:12,194 -HERE, YOU CAN HAVE MY CARD. 157 00:09:12,295 --> 00:09:15,231 -NO, IT'S FINE. WE CAN USE MINE... 158 00:09:15,331 --> 00:09:18,635 AS LONG AS I DON'T GET STUCK PAYING FOR EVERYONE. 159 00:09:20,637 --> 00:09:21,872 -LANE FOUR. 160 00:09:21,972 --> 00:09:23,172 -I'M GONNA GO GRAB SOME WATER. 161 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,274 -ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE YOUR SHOES? 162 00:09:25,374 --> 00:09:27,578 -CAN YOU JUST TAKE THEM TO THE LANE FOR ME? 163 00:09:27,678 --> 00:09:30,079 -EH... -YOU CAN LEAVE THEM HERE. 164 00:09:30,179 --> 00:09:31,514 -THERE YOU GO. 165 00:09:31,615 --> 00:09:33,182 -NO, THAT'S OKAY. THANK YOU. 166 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:36,218 I'LL JUST TAKE THEM. 167 00:09:48,966 --> 00:09:50,834 -THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET. 168 00:09:50,934 --> 00:09:52,836 -JUST WANT THE TASTE. 169 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,875 -GOOD, GOOD. 170 00:09:58,976 --> 00:10:03,346 I'M THE KIND OF GIRL THAT LIKES TO SWALLOW. 171 00:10:03,446 --> 00:10:05,181 -YOU LOOK LIKE THAT TYPE. 172 00:10:05,281 --> 00:10:06,282 -THANK YOU. 173 00:10:06,382 --> 00:10:09,185 WANT SOME? 174 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:14,658 -EW! 175 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:19,562 EW! 176 00:10:19,663 --> 00:10:22,633 - YOU WANT SOME PRETZELS, SAMMY? HMM? 177 00:10:22,733 --> 00:10:25,201 I'LL GET YOU A SPIT BUCKET IF YOU JUST WANT A TASTE. 178 00:10:25,301 --> 00:10:27,203 -NO, THANK YOU. -WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 179 00:10:27,303 --> 00:10:29,472 -SAMMY HERE IS ON A MISSION TO LOSE WEIGHT. 180 00:10:29,572 --> 00:10:33,542 -GOOD FOR YOU, SAM. I SHOULD REALLY LOSE SOME WEIGHT MYSELF. 181 00:10:33,644 --> 00:10:35,311 -WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 182 00:10:35,411 --> 00:10:38,214 -I'M A TRAINER. I HAVE TO HAVE A SICK BODY. 183 00:10:38,314 --> 00:10:40,984 AND I ALWAYS FEEL FAT WHEN I'M NEXT TO TYSON. 184 00:10:41,084 --> 00:10:42,451 -YOU DO HAVE A SICK BODY. 185 00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:43,920 -I GET THAT, THOUGH. 186 00:10:44,021 --> 00:10:45,689 THAT'S WHY I'M WITH THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. 187 00:10:45,789 --> 00:10:47,490 SO WHENEVER I FEEL FAT I LOOK AT HIM, 188 00:10:47,590 --> 00:10:49,291 AND I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. 189 00:10:49,392 --> 00:10:51,260 -WOW, THANKS. WHENEVER I'M FEELING FAT, 190 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,930 I JUST LOOK AT HIM AND I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. -SHUT UP. 191 00:10:54,031 --> 00:10:55,631 -YOU KNOW, SAM, IF YOU REALLY ARE SERIOUS 192 00:10:55,732 --> 00:10:58,567 ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT, YOU SHOULD COME TO FAT CUTTERS. 193 00:10:58,669 --> 00:11:02,005 WE'RE SMALL, BUT WE'RE GOOD, AND I CAN GET YOU A DISCOUNT. 194 00:11:02,105 --> 00:11:04,407 -LOOK, SAM, I LOVE YOU, BUD, 195 00:11:04,507 --> 00:11:06,542 BUT THIS LOSING-WEIGHT THING, YOU KNOW, 196 00:11:06,642 --> 00:11:08,310 IT'S NOT GOING TO HIT DOUBLE DIGITS WITH YOU. 197 00:11:08,411 --> 00:11:11,148 -I'LL BET YOU I CAN LOSE MORE WEIGHT THAN YOU. 198 00:11:11,247 --> 00:11:13,150 LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY. 199 00:11:13,249 --> 00:11:16,119 -I CAN LOSE MORE WEIGHT IN A DAY, A WEEK, A MONTH, A YEAR -- YOU NAME IT. 200 00:11:16,252 --> 00:11:18,421 -REALLY? WHY DON'T YOU PUT SOME MONEY WHERE YOUR FAT MOUTH IS? 201 00:11:18,521 --> 00:11:19,555 -NAME THE AMOUNT. 202 00:11:19,655 --> 00:11:22,425 -$12. -$1,200. 203 00:11:22,525 --> 00:11:23,860 -YOU DON'T HAVE $1,200, DIPSHIT. 204 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,729 -$200. -REALLY? 205 00:11:25,829 --> 00:11:27,196 -$100. 206 00:11:27,296 --> 00:11:30,666 -OKAY, DEAL. DONE. -THIS IS EXCITING. 207 00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:32,401 -SEVEN DAYS. -A MONTH. 208 00:11:32,501 --> 00:11:36,539 -TWO. -OOOH! -I WANT IN ON THIS. 209 00:11:36,639 --> 00:11:38,875 I BET I CAN LOSE MORE WEIGHT IN EIGHT WEEKS 210 00:11:38,975 --> 00:11:40,143 THAN EITHER OF YOU. 211 00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:42,179 -OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, IT'S TWO MONTHS. 212 00:11:42,278 --> 00:11:44,280 SECOND OF ALL, I'LL TAKE YOUR MONEY. 213 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:46,515 -NO, NO, NO, I'M GONNA BE TAKING EVERYONE'S MONEY. 214 00:11:46,615 --> 00:11:47,683 LaSHAWNA, YOU WANT IN ON THIS? 215 00:11:47,784 --> 00:11:49,385 -MNH-MNH. NO, THANK YOU. 216 00:11:49,485 --> 00:11:50,854 -YEAH, GOOD CALL. 217 00:11:50,954 --> 00:11:53,622 -GOOD CALL ABOUT WHAT? 218 00:11:53,724 --> 00:11:56,026 -ABOUT THE WAY FOOD GETS SUCKED UP YOUR PIE HOLE. 219 00:11:56,126 --> 00:11:58,061 -DRUNK ASS, MILES! 220 00:11:58,161 --> 00:11:59,495 YOU KNOW WHAT? COUNT ME IN. 221 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:01,464 -REALLY? ALL RIGHT. 222 00:12:01,564 --> 00:12:02,498 -TO WEIGHT LOSS. 223 00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:04,735 -WEIGHT LOSS! WHOO! 224 00:12:06,970 --> 00:12:07,871 -JUST A TASTE. 225 00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:15,578 -SO I'M TOTALLY JUMPING ON THIS WEIGHT LOSS TOMORROW. 226 00:12:15,678 --> 00:12:17,848 -MM-HMM, TOMORROW. 227 00:12:35,165 --> 00:12:37,500 -RIGHT. 228 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:45,407 HI, MEATBALL. 229 00:12:45,508 --> 00:12:48,245 HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? 230 00:12:52,414 --> 00:12:54,583 YOU'RE ON A DIET, TOO. 231 00:12:54,683 --> 00:12:56,987 IT'S FOR THE BEST. 232 00:12:58,487 --> 00:12:59,856 THERE YOU GO, MAMA. 233 00:12:59,956 --> 00:13:02,625 -OKAY, LAST SIGNATURE. 234 00:13:02,725 --> 00:13:05,796 -IT'S LIKE I'M BUYING A HOUSE. -CONGRATULATIONS! 235 00:13:05,896 --> 00:13:08,697 YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE FIRST STEP TO THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 236 00:13:08,799 --> 00:13:11,433 GO GET CHANGED, AND I'LL LET CASSIE KNOW YOU'RE HERE. 237 00:13:11,534 --> 00:13:12,836 -OKAY. CASSIE?! 238 00:13:12,936 --> 00:13:14,070 A GIRL TRAINER? 239 00:13:14,171 --> 00:13:16,305 YOU WON'T GET JEALOUS? 240 00:13:16,405 --> 00:13:18,507 I'LL TRY NOT TO. 241 00:13:18,607 --> 00:13:22,478 -IS THAT HER OVER THERE? -NO, THAT'S MELISSA. 242 00:13:22,578 --> 00:13:25,614 CASSIE, LET'S SEE, SHE'S OVER THERE... 243 00:13:25,714 --> 00:13:26,749 READING A BOOK. 244 00:13:26,850 --> 00:13:29,286 -OH, YEAH, SHE'S CUTE. 245 00:13:29,418 --> 00:13:30,653 IS SHE SMOKING? 246 00:13:30,753 --> 00:13:33,156 -IS SHE? OH! 247 00:13:33,256 --> 00:13:35,324 THIS IS LIKE THE FIFTH TIME SHE'S DONE THIS. 248 00:13:35,424 --> 00:13:37,493 WELL, YOU GO CHANGE WHILE I GO TELL SOMEONE 249 00:13:37,593 --> 00:13:40,763 ABOUT THE SMOKING AREA OUTSIDE -- AGAIN. 250 00:13:40,864 --> 00:13:43,099 -THANKS, GINGER. 251 00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:52,108 HI. -HI. 252 00:13:52,209 --> 00:13:54,978 -I'M SAM. I BELIEVE YOU'LL BE COACHING ME TODAY. 253 00:13:55,078 --> 00:13:57,848 -OH, HEY, I'M CASSIE. I'M YOUR TRAINER. 254 00:13:57,948 --> 00:13:59,249 HAVEN'T WE MET BEFORE? 255 00:13:59,348 --> 00:14:02,219 -YEAH. I WORK AT THE BOWLING ALLEY. 256 00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,520 YOU CAME IN THE OTHER DAY. -OH, RIGHT. 257 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:07,790 SORRY, DO YOU MIND IF I FINISH THIS? -NO, THAT'S COOL. 258 00:14:07,891 --> 00:14:10,492 -SO, SAM, HAVE YOU EVER WORKED OUT IN A GYM BEFORE? 259 00:14:10,593 --> 00:14:13,063 - ALTHOUGH IT MAY NOT LOOK LIKE IT, 260 00:14:13,163 --> 00:14:15,431 I'VE ACTUALLY SPENT HALF MY LIFE IN THE GYMS. 261 00:14:15,531 --> 00:14:17,267 I USED TO PLAY FOOTBALL. 262 00:14:17,366 --> 00:14:19,135 -HIGH SCHOOL? -COLLEGE. 263 00:14:19,236 --> 00:14:21,737 -MY DAD PLAYED FOOTBALL. -OH, REALLY? COLLEGE, OR...? 264 00:14:21,837 --> 00:14:23,739 -PROFESSIONAL. -SWEET. 265 00:14:23,839 --> 00:14:25,574 WHAT TEAM DID HE PLAY FOR? 266 00:14:25,674 --> 00:14:28,144 -UM... 267 00:14:35,018 --> 00:14:37,753 I'M SORRY, ARE YOU EATING A CANDY BAR? 268 00:14:37,853 --> 00:14:40,023 -ENERGY BAR. 269 00:14:41,925 --> 00:14:43,360 IT'S COVERED IN CHOCOLATE. 270 00:14:43,459 --> 00:14:45,461 -YEAH. 271 00:14:45,561 --> 00:14:46,963 - OKAY. 272 00:14:47,063 --> 00:14:50,666 UM, ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S NOT DO THAT, 273 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,269 YOU KNOW, EVER AGAIN, 274 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,905 ESPECIALLY NOT TWO MINUTES BEFORE WE WORK OUT, OKAY? 275 00:14:55,005 --> 00:14:56,907 -BUT I USED TO ALWAYS EAT BEFORE PRACTICE. 276 00:14:57,007 --> 00:14:58,308 -YEAH. 277 00:14:58,407 --> 00:15:01,877 -WHAT TEAM DID YOUR DAD PLAY FOR? 278 00:15:01,978 --> 00:15:03,380 -IT DOESN'T MATTER. 279 00:15:03,479 --> 00:15:05,148 -WHY NOT? 280 00:15:05,248 --> 00:15:08,584 -BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO GO WORK OUT. 281 00:15:09,986 --> 00:15:12,488 COME ON, HOP UP HERE. 282 00:15:12,588 --> 00:15:14,024 ANY PAST INJURIES? 283 00:15:14,124 --> 00:15:16,293 OH, YEAH, THREW OUT MY ACL. 284 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:19,262 BROKEN ARM, BROKEN FOOT, TOO MANY SPRAINS TO EVEN TALK ABOUT, 285 00:15:19,362 --> 00:15:21,398 BUT IT WAS THE ACL THAT SENT ME HOME. 286 00:15:21,497 --> 00:15:23,400 -AND YOU HAVEN'T WORKED OUT SINCE? 287 00:15:23,499 --> 00:15:25,402 -NOPE, NOT LIKE IN SIX OR SEVEN YEARS. 288 00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:27,703 -OKAY, IS THERE ANY PAIN LEFT? 289 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:29,005 -MOSTLY EMOTIONAL. 290 00:15:29,105 --> 00:15:31,141 PERFECT. 291 00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:32,976 -JUST WANT TO WARN YOU, THOUGH, 292 00:15:33,076 --> 00:15:35,111 I HAVEN'T REALLY RUN IN A WHILE, SO... 293 00:15:35,211 --> 00:15:36,980 NOT REALLY SURE HOW THIS IS GONNA GO. 294 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:40,083 -OKAY, WELL, WE'LL START YOU OFF WITH A WALK. 295 00:15:40,183 --> 00:15:42,818 -OKAY. THANKS, COACH. 296 00:15:42,918 --> 00:15:45,587 -DON'T CALL ME COACH. 297 00:15:53,696 --> 00:15:56,699 -IT'S NOT SO BAD. 298 00:15:56,799 --> 00:15:59,501 -KIND OF NICE, ACTUALLY. 299 00:16:05,175 --> 00:16:06,809 -HOW'S IT GOING? 300 00:16:06,909 --> 00:16:09,212 -AH, OH! UGH! 301 00:16:09,312 --> 00:16:11,780 THAT ENERGY BAR WAS A BAD IDEA. 302 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,917 -YES, IT WAS. 303 00:16:15,018 --> 00:16:18,288 OKAY, LET'S WORK OUT. 304 00:16:23,093 --> 00:16:25,794 HERE YOU GO. 305 00:16:25,894 --> 00:16:27,796 -WHAT ABOUT THE REAL WEIGHTS? 306 00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:29,466 -WE'LL GET TO THEM SOON ENOUGH. 307 00:16:29,565 --> 00:16:31,900 THESE ARE MUCH BETTER FOR YOUR CORE ANYWAY. 308 00:16:32,002 --> 00:16:33,702 -THEY JUST LOOK SO WIMPY. 309 00:16:35,138 --> 00:16:36,839 -OH, SWEET JESUS! 310 00:16:36,939 --> 00:16:38,141 OH! 311 00:16:38,241 --> 00:16:39,708 -COME ON, FOOTBALL PLAYER. 312 00:16:39,808 --> 00:16:40,909 YOU'VE GOT THREE MORE... 313 00:16:41,011 --> 00:16:42,479 -OH! 314 00:16:42,578 --> 00:16:43,946 -TWO MORE... 315 00:16:44,047 --> 00:16:45,814 -OH! 316 00:16:45,914 --> 00:16:46,882 OH! 317 00:16:46,982 --> 00:16:48,784 -ONE MORE. 318 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:49,918 GOOD. 319 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:52,122 NOW GIVE ME 10 MORE. 320 00:16:55,191 --> 00:16:57,127 OH, YOU'RE KILLING ME. 321 00:16:57,227 --> 00:16:59,229 -THAT'S RIGHT, AND YOU WILL BE REBORN 322 00:16:59,329 --> 00:17:01,597 FASTER, STRONGER, AND LIGHTER. 323 00:17:01,697 --> 00:17:02,898 GOOD. 324 00:17:02,998 --> 00:17:04,267 THREE... 325 00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:06,036 TWO... 326 00:17:06,136 --> 00:17:07,404 ONE. 327 00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,339 -PERFECT. -I'M GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES. 328 00:17:09,439 --> 00:17:12,541 -THAT WOULD BE A TERRIBLE IDEA. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT RED MEAT. 329 00:17:15,478 --> 00:17:18,580 COME ON, FOOTBALL PLAYER. YOU'VE GOT IT. 330 00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,692 -YOU OKAY? 331 00:17:36,565 --> 00:17:39,469 JUST NOT SURE I'M READY FOR ALL THIS. 332 00:17:39,568 --> 00:17:41,804 -YOUR BODY JUST NEEDS TO GET USED TO IT AGAIN. 333 00:17:41,904 --> 00:17:44,706 I'M SURE YOU'VE HAD MUCH HARDER WORKOUTS THAN THIS BEFORE. 334 00:17:44,807 --> 00:17:48,744 -YEAH, I HAVE, BUT... 335 00:17:50,813 --> 00:17:53,982 ...I THINK I WANT TO DO SOMETHING ELSE. 336 00:17:54,084 --> 00:17:55,818 -ARE YOU SURE? 337 00:17:57,019 --> 00:17:58,754 OKAY. 338 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,686 -STUPID. 339 00:20:17,059 --> 00:20:19,696 WHAT ARE YOU READING? 340 00:20:19,795 --> 00:20:22,030 -A BOOK. 341 00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:27,769 -SO, I WAS GIVING IT SOME THOUGHT AND... 342 00:20:27,869 --> 00:20:32,442 SO, I WAS THINKING MAYBE I SHOULD TRY THIS AGAIN. 343 00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:36,246 -SURE. YOU PAID FOR THE MONTH, SO GO AHEAD AND SIGN IN. 344 00:20:36,346 --> 00:20:38,414 -COOL. 345 00:20:38,514 --> 00:20:41,384 SO, ARE YOU GONNA COACH ME? 346 00:20:41,484 --> 00:20:44,254 -I'M A TRAINER, NOT A COACH. 347 00:20:44,354 --> 00:20:46,955 -TRAINER. ARE YOU GONNA TRAIN ME? 348 00:20:47,055 --> 00:20:49,224 -THAT DEPENDS. ARE YOU GONNA QUIT AGAIN? 349 00:20:49,325 --> 00:20:50,693 -I'LL TRY NOT TO. 350 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,663 -ARE YOU GONNA QUIT AGAIN? -NO. 351 00:20:55,365 --> 00:20:58,834 -OKAY. GO AHEAD AND GET CHANGED. I'LL MEET YOU OVER BY THE TREADMILLS. 352 00:20:58,934 --> 00:21:01,870 OH, AND IF YOU'RE STILL HERE NEXT WEEK, WE CAN GO OUTSIDE. 353 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,339 -WHY? 354 00:21:08,478 --> 00:21:10,846 CAN YOU GIVE ME A JOG? 355 00:21:10,946 --> 00:21:13,181 AW, COME ON, I THOUGHT YOU USED TO BE A FOOTBALL PLAYER. 356 00:21:13,283 --> 00:21:14,550 IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT? 357 00:21:14,651 --> 00:21:17,420 -THAT'S WHY THIS IS ALL I'VE GOT. 358 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,455 AH, LOOK AT THAT. 359 00:21:19,555 --> 00:21:21,123 I LIKE IT WHEN YOU SMILE. 360 00:21:21,223 --> 00:21:23,258 MAKES YOU LOOK LESS MEAN. 361 00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:25,994 -OKAY, FOOTBALL PLAYER, KEEP ON JOGGING. 362 00:21:26,094 --> 00:21:27,430 OR WALKING, 363 00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:29,766 SINCE APPARENTLY THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO. 364 00:21:29,865 --> 00:21:32,100 -WOW, YOU ARE BOUND AND DETERMINED 365 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:35,405 TO DEMASCULINE ME WITH THESE GIRLIE WEIGHTS, AREN'T YOU? 366 00:21:35,505 --> 00:21:37,607 -HAVE FAITH IN THE SMALL THINGS. 367 00:21:37,707 --> 00:21:39,475 IN THEM, YOUR STRENGTH LIES. 368 00:21:39,575 --> 00:21:41,243 ARE YOU REFERRING TO MY... 369 00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:43,313 -NO. MOTHER TERESA. 370 00:21:43,413 --> 00:21:45,113 -HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT I NAMED HIM? 371 00:21:45,213 --> 00:21:47,916 -OKAY, THERE'S NO NEED TO GO THERE WITH MOTHER TERESA. 372 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:52,355 LET'S TRY HOLDING THE WEIGHTS OUT PERPENDICULAR NOW. 373 00:21:54,923 --> 00:21:57,560 OKAY, AND WE'RE GONNA DO SMALL ARM ROLLS. THERE YOU GO. 374 00:21:57,660 --> 00:21:58,927 -ARE YOU A CATHOLIC? 375 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,929 NO, BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A CATHOLIC 376 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,065 TO APPRECIATE A GOOD MOTHER TERESA QUOTE. 377 00:22:03,165 --> 00:22:04,933 -ONLY QUOTE I KNOW IS, 378 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,637 "WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER." 379 00:22:07,737 --> 00:22:09,505 COACH GRONSKI SAID THAT. 380 00:22:09,605 --> 00:22:12,508 COACH GRONSKI IS NO MOTHER TERESA. 381 00:22:12,608 --> 00:22:13,810 NOT AT ALL. 382 00:22:13,909 --> 00:22:15,812 -OKAY, FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE SAID THAT. 383 00:22:15,911 --> 00:22:16,845 -WHAT'S THAT? 384 00:22:16,945 --> 00:22:18,748 -FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE, THE PHILOSOPHER. 385 00:22:18,847 --> 00:22:21,517 IT'S FROM HIS BOOK "HOW ONE BECOMES FROM WHAT ONE IS". 386 00:22:21,617 --> 00:22:23,985 -SOUNDS LIKE HE STOLE THAT QUOTE FROM COACH GRONSKI. 387 00:22:24,086 --> 00:22:25,655 -NOT LIKELY. 388 00:22:25,755 --> 00:22:28,256 OKAY, LET'S HOLD THE ARMS OUT STRAIGHT IN FRONT. 389 00:22:28,358 --> 00:22:32,462 AND WE'RE GONNA COUNT DOWN FROM 10. 390 00:22:32,562 --> 00:22:33,995 10... 391 00:22:34,096 --> 00:22:35,598 NINE... 392 00:22:35,698 --> 00:22:37,800 EIGHT... -UGH, YOU'RE LIKE WIKIPEDIA. 393 00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:41,002 -I LIKE TO READ. SIX... 394 00:22:41,103 --> 00:22:43,338 FIVE... 395 00:22:43,439 --> 00:22:45,140 FOUR... 396 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,510 -YOU KNOW, I'VE ONLY READ ONE BOOK THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH. 397 00:22:47,610 --> 00:22:50,546 -TWO... VERY SURPRISING. ONE. 398 00:22:50,646 --> 00:22:52,881 OKAY, RELAX. 399 00:22:55,485 --> 00:22:57,152 WHAT BOOK DID YOU READ? 400 00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,655 -"JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH." 401 00:22:59,756 --> 00:23:01,323 I WAS IN THE SIXTH GRADE. 402 00:23:01,424 --> 00:23:03,058 IT MADE ME REALLY LOVE PEACHES... 403 00:23:03,158 --> 00:23:05,795 AND WHIPPED CREAM -- MAINLY WHIPPED CREAM. 404 00:23:05,894 --> 00:23:09,164 -YEAH, I CAN IMAGINE. IT'S A GOOD BOOK. 405 00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:10,999 -YOU'VE READ IT? -A COUPLE TIMES. 406 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,436 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET BACK UP THERE, 407 00:23:13,536 --> 00:23:15,904 AND THIS TIME DO -- 408 00:23:16,004 --> 00:23:19,141 LET'S JUST HOLD THE WEIGHTS UP 30 DEGREES HIGHER. 409 00:23:22,545 --> 00:23:24,980 SO, DID YOU FINISH COLLEGE? 410 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,549 -NO. 411 00:23:26,649 --> 00:23:28,451 WHAT COLLEGE DID YOU ATTEND? 412 00:23:28,551 --> 00:23:31,019 -I DIDN'T. I MEAN, WELL, NOT YET. 413 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,320 I'M SAVING UP NOW. 414 00:23:32,422 --> 00:23:35,023 -REALLY? I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DONE BY NOW. 415 00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:36,291 YOU SEEM SO SMART. 416 00:23:36,391 --> 00:23:37,827 -OH, YEAH, HOW SMART AM I? 417 00:23:37,926 --> 00:23:41,963 I'M STANDING OUT HERE WITH A GIANT MAN, 418 00:23:42,063 --> 00:23:44,434 HELPING HIM HOLD UP TINY, TINY WEIGHTS. 419 00:23:44,534 --> 00:23:46,702 -SMART. -AND I SMOKE. 420 00:23:46,803 --> 00:23:48,203 -THAT'S PRETTY DUMB. 421 00:23:48,303 --> 00:23:49,505 -YEAH. 422 00:23:49,605 --> 00:23:51,072 I GUESS "DUMB" IS A GOOD WORD FOR IT. 423 00:23:51,173 --> 00:23:54,042 -YEAH, THE DUMB LEADING THE DUMB. 424 00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:56,344 -IT'S THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND. 425 00:23:56,446 --> 00:23:58,146 -WHO SAID THAT? 426 00:23:58,246 --> 00:23:59,916 -THE THREE MICE. 427 00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:03,519 -OKAY, STOP NOW. 428 00:24:06,656 --> 00:24:09,391 -WE'RE GONNA DO -- CALL TWO. 429 00:24:09,492 --> 00:24:10,959 OOH, I LIKE THAT. 430 00:24:11,059 --> 00:24:13,228 -THERE HE IS! -WHAT'S UP, GUYS? 431 00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:14,664 -WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? 432 00:24:14,764 --> 00:24:16,298 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, BUT I STOLE YOUR SEAT. 433 00:24:16,398 --> 00:24:19,234 -NAH, IT'S COOL. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS PLAYING -- STRIP POKER? 434 00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:20,736 -NO. 435 00:24:22,137 --> 00:24:24,439 -WHERE'S GINGER AT? 436 00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:26,174 -SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM TAKING A SHIT. 437 00:24:26,274 --> 00:24:27,976 WHY DON'T YOU PULL UP A CHAIR AND JOIN US? 438 00:24:28,076 --> 00:24:31,179 I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOUR MONEY. -NAH, I'VE GOT A NEW BOOK. 439 00:24:31,279 --> 00:24:32,648 I'M GONNA GO READ. 440 00:24:32,748 --> 00:24:35,585 YOU GUYS HAVE FUN, THOUGH. 441 00:24:39,287 --> 00:24:43,659 -IT'S NOT A BOOK. IT'S A FUCKING CHOCOLATE BAR. 442 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:49,765 AH, SAM'S NOT THE ONLY ONE HAVING A GOOD WORKOUT, HUH? 443 00:24:49,866 --> 00:24:54,069 BOTH OF US. 444 00:24:56,873 --> 00:24:59,542 -THAT'S A GOOD POINT. 445 00:24:59,642 --> 00:25:03,011 TO WIN THIS WEIGHT WAR, I'M GONNA BE GOING SOLO. 446 00:25:03,111 --> 00:25:05,380 I'M NOT HELPING YOU WIN THIS THING. 447 00:25:07,783 --> 00:25:09,519 ARE YOU MAD? 448 00:25:09,619 --> 00:25:11,621 -NO. OKAY? 449 00:25:11,721 --> 00:25:14,757 I JUST -- I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 450 00:25:14,857 --> 00:25:16,424 -OKAY, WHAT? -I'M PREGNANT. 451 00:25:16,526 --> 00:25:19,394 -WHAT? -I'M PREGNANT. 452 00:25:19,494 --> 00:25:21,062 -BULLSHIT. -NO, I AM. 453 00:25:21,162 --> 00:25:22,999 I AM PREGNANT, MILES. -NO, NO, NO. 454 00:25:23,098 --> 00:25:26,034 MILES. -WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW? 455 00:25:26,134 --> 00:25:28,436 -BECAUSE I'M FATIGUED. -SO AM I. 456 00:25:28,538 --> 00:25:30,071 -OKAY, MY BREASTS ARE TENDER. 457 00:25:30,171 --> 00:25:32,440 -THEY SHOULD BE. -REALLY? NO. 458 00:25:32,542 --> 00:25:34,544 I GET SICK IN THE MORNING, MILES. 459 00:25:34,644 --> 00:25:37,580 SO...I'M PREGNANT. 460 00:25:41,149 --> 00:25:44,119 WELL... -UH-HUH. 461 00:25:46,521 --> 00:25:49,190 -ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS? 462 00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:51,827 -YEAH, I MEAN, YOU'LL DEFINITELY LOSE THE WEIGHT WAR. 463 00:25:51,928 --> 00:25:54,129 WHAT?! -PUTS ME FURTHER FORWARD. 464 00:25:54,229 --> 00:25:57,532 -ARE YOU SERIOUS, MILES? YOU REALLY DON'T GET THIS, DO YOU? 465 00:26:03,538 --> 00:26:06,709 -YOU'RE PREGNANT. 466 00:26:06,809 --> 00:26:09,210 -WE'RE PREGNANT. 467 00:26:09,311 --> 00:26:11,112 -WE'RE PREGNANT. 468 00:26:11,212 --> 00:26:12,715 -WE'RE PREGNANT! 469 00:26:14,684 --> 00:26:15,651 OH, BOY! 470 00:26:15,751 --> 00:26:18,955 -OR GIRL! 471 00:26:21,222 --> 00:26:24,060 -I'M JUST SO ANNOYED BECAUSE HE BREAKS UP WITH ME 472 00:26:24,159 --> 00:26:25,828 AND THEN PROCEEDS TO -- AND GET THIS -- 473 00:26:25,928 --> 00:26:27,997 INVITE ME TO HIS POETRY READING. 474 00:26:28,096 --> 00:26:31,000 -I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW PEOPLE DID POETRY READINGS. 475 00:26:31,099 --> 00:26:34,436 -YEAH, WELL, HE'S KIND OF A DORK, BUT... 476 00:26:34,536 --> 00:26:36,504 THAT'S WHY I LOVE HIM. 477 00:26:36,606 --> 00:26:39,574 -YOU SHOULD JUST SHOW UP TO THE READING WITH SOME OTHER GUY. 478 00:26:39,675 --> 00:26:41,811 -WHAT? I CAN'T DO THAT. 479 00:26:41,911 --> 00:26:44,013 BESIDES, WHAT KIND OF GUY WOULD I EVEN TAKE? 480 00:26:44,112 --> 00:26:46,514 YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A BIG MEATHEAD LIKE TYSON? 481 00:26:46,616 --> 00:26:48,851 -WHAT IS WRONG WITH TYSON? 482 00:26:48,951 --> 00:26:50,753 -HE'S A MEATHEAD. -MEATHEAD? 483 00:26:50,853 --> 00:26:53,588 -YEAH, AS IN, YOU ONLY LIKE HIM FOR HIS BODY. 484 00:26:53,689 --> 00:26:56,391 -WHEN YOU PULL BACK LIKE THIS - SEE MY BACK MUSCLES WORKING? 485 00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:57,693 SEE THAT? 486 00:26:57,793 --> 00:26:59,962 NO, I LIKE HIM, TOO. 487 00:27:00,062 --> 00:27:01,329 -YEAH, YOU LIKE HIS BODY. 488 00:27:01,429 --> 00:27:03,666 -OH, MY GOD, I DO! 489 00:27:03,766 --> 00:27:06,601 IT IS SUCH A GOOD BODY! 490 00:27:06,702 --> 00:27:08,638 -JUST SO CRAZY. 491 00:27:08,738 --> 00:27:10,906 -IN A GOOD WAY. -WHATEVER. 492 00:27:11,007 --> 00:27:13,308 THE WAY I SEE IT, THE LESS INTERESTING A MAN IS 493 00:27:13,408 --> 00:27:15,077 THE LESS LIKELY HE IS TO CHEAT ON YOU. 494 00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:18,513 -WELL, DUH. I MEAN, NO ONE WANTS THE BORING ONES. 495 00:27:18,613 --> 00:27:20,181 -I DO. 496 00:27:20,281 --> 00:27:22,417 -DID YOUR HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND CHEAT ON YOU 497 00:27:22,517 --> 00:27:24,619 WITH THE ENTIRE CHEERLEADING SQUAD OR SOMETHING? 498 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,221 -NO. 499 00:27:26,321 --> 00:27:28,623 -THEN WHY ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF GETTING CHEATED ON? 500 00:27:28,724 --> 00:27:30,525 -I'M NOT! -RIGHT. 501 00:27:30,625 --> 00:27:31,794 -HI, GINGER. HI, CASSIE. 502 00:27:31,894 --> 00:27:33,763 -HI, SAM. -HEY, FOOTBALL PLAYER. 503 00:27:33,863 --> 00:27:36,832 SO, YOU WANT TO GET CHANGED AND I'LL MEET YOU BY THE LOCKER ROOMS? 504 00:27:36,932 --> 00:27:38,500 -OKAY. -HOW YOU FEELING, BY THE WAY? 505 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,070 -MY FAT TISSUES ARE SO SORE. 506 00:27:41,169 --> 00:27:43,638 -PERFECT. -THANKS, COACH. 507 00:27:43,739 --> 00:27:46,042 -IT'S TRAINER. 508 00:27:47,575 --> 00:27:50,545 -YOU SHOULD DATE SAM. 509 00:27:50,645 --> 00:27:52,347 HE WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU. 510 00:27:52,447 --> 00:27:55,350 -OH, PLEASE. A FOOTBALL PLAYER AND A TERRIBLE BODY? 511 00:27:55,450 --> 00:27:56,852 THERE'S NO WAY. MNH-MNH. 512 00:27:56,952 --> 00:27:58,721 OH, SO A GOOD BODY DOES MATTER? 513 00:27:58,821 --> 00:28:00,522 -OH, MY GOD. SAM! 514 00:28:00,622 --> 00:28:02,290 YES, I CAN TAKE SAM. 515 00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:04,292 THAT WOULD TOTALLY PISS STEPHAN OFF. 516 00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:05,493 HE HATES FAT PEOPLE. 517 00:28:05,593 --> 00:28:09,230 -NO, NO, NO. DON'T TAKE SAM. BE NICE TO SAM. 518 00:28:09,330 --> 00:28:11,566 I AM BEING NICE. I'M TAKING HIM OUT. 519 00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:12,902 PLUS, HE'S MET STEPHAN BEFORE. 520 00:28:13,002 --> 00:28:15,071 HE'D BE INTO GETTING BACK AT HIM WITH ME. 521 00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:16,972 -NO, JUST TAKE SOMEONE ELSE. 522 00:28:17,073 --> 00:28:18,774 -WHY? I'LL BE HONEST WITH HIM FROM THE START. 523 00:28:18,874 --> 00:28:20,375 I'LL LET HIM KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 524 00:28:20,475 --> 00:28:23,079 -YOU HAVE TO BE. -THIS IS SO PERFECT. 525 00:28:24,914 --> 00:28:28,283 HEY, SO, I KIND OF HAVE THIS FAVOR TO ASK. 526 00:28:28,383 --> 00:28:29,651 -YEAH? 527 00:28:29,752 --> 00:28:31,020 -WELL, I DON'T KNOW 528 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,089 IF YOU ALREADY HAVE PLANS FOR TOMORROW NIGHT, 529 00:28:33,189 --> 00:28:36,158 BUT I HAVE THESE EXTRA TICKETS TO THIS POETRY READING. 530 00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:37,292 -NO, THANKS. 531 00:28:37,392 --> 00:28:39,061 -EXCUSE ME? 532 00:28:39,161 --> 00:28:40,695 -YEAH, NOT REALLY INTERESTED. 533 00:28:40,796 --> 00:28:42,530 -OKAY. -POETRY? 534 00:28:42,630 --> 00:28:44,466 -YEAH. -WITH YOU? 535 00:28:44,566 --> 00:28:46,701 -YEAH. -NO. 536 00:28:46,802 --> 00:28:52,007 -OKAY, I JUST WANTED TO -- WHATEVER, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 537 00:28:53,641 --> 00:28:56,544 -ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! OF COURSE I'LL GO WITH YOU! 538 00:28:56,644 --> 00:28:58,513 -WAIT. REALLY? 539 00:28:58,613 --> 00:29:00,182 -YEAH. 540 00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:03,919 -OKAY, BUT I SHOULD TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT IT. 541 00:29:04,019 --> 00:29:06,122 -DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I'M ON BOARD. 542 00:29:06,222 --> 00:29:08,456 -NO, I REALLY SHOULD -- -YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE, RIGHT? 543 00:29:08,556 --> 00:29:10,226 -YES, BUT -- 544 00:29:10,325 --> 00:29:12,594 -WAIT A SECOND. IS THIS A DARE? 545 00:29:12,694 --> 00:29:14,764 -NO. -SOME SORT OF JOKE? 546 00:29:14,864 --> 00:29:16,198 -NO, IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT. 547 00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:19,267 IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THESE EXTRA TICKETS 548 00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:22,704 TO THIS POETRY READING, AND I WOULD LIKE TO GO WITH YOU, 549 00:29:22,805 --> 00:29:24,506 BUT, UM... 550 00:29:24,606 --> 00:29:27,009 YOU KNOW, AS FRIENDS, NOT LIKE A DATE DATE. 551 00:29:27,109 --> 00:29:28,676 -YEAH, FRIENDS, OF COURSE. 552 00:29:28,778 --> 00:29:30,712 OOH, WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? 553 00:29:30,813 --> 00:29:32,380 SHOULD I GET A NEW OUTFIT? 554 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:36,618 -NO, YOU DEFINITELY DON'T NEED TO GET A NEW OUTFIT. 555 00:29:36,718 --> 00:29:39,822 IT'S VERY CASUAL, SO JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 556 00:29:39,922 --> 00:29:42,490 -OKAY. 557 00:29:42,590 --> 00:29:44,960 -OKAY. 558 00:29:52,634 --> 00:29:54,069 -VERY GOOD. 559 00:29:54,170 --> 00:29:56,972 NOW, WITH YOUR ARM, PUSH YOUR HIPS SIDEWAYS 560 00:29:57,072 --> 00:29:59,374 AND GO BACK, SWINGING BACK AND FORTH. 561 00:29:59,474 --> 00:30:01,409 -I GOT A DATE! I GOT A DATE! 562 00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:03,879 I GOT A D-D-D-D-D-DATE! I GOT A DATE! 563 00:30:03,979 --> 00:30:06,882 -OKAY. 564 00:30:06,982 --> 00:30:08,583 -WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 565 00:30:08,683 --> 00:30:11,220 -YOU'RE IN THE GYM SO MUCH I GOTTA DO SOMETHING TO KEEP UP. 566 00:30:11,352 --> 00:30:13,823 HOW WAS YOUR WORKOUT? YOU STILL LOOK FAT. 567 00:30:13,923 --> 00:30:17,425 -THAT MAY BE, BUT THIS FAT-ASS JUST SCORED A DATE WITH HIS HOT-ASS TRAINER. 568 00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:20,029 OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO MEET HER. 569 00:30:20,129 --> 00:30:21,529 SHE'S SMART, FUNNY, BEAUTIFUL, 570 00:30:21,629 --> 00:30:23,565 AND SHE'S READ JUST ABOUT EVERY SINGLE BOOK. 571 00:30:23,665 --> 00:30:25,567 -"JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH"? -TWICE. 572 00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:27,602 -IS THIS THE SHIT THAT MAKES YOUR PISS SMELL? 573 00:30:27,702 --> 00:30:29,271 -YOU'RE THINKING ASPARAGUS, SWEETHEART. 574 00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:31,539 THAT -- THAT'S BROCCOLI. -STILL NASTY. 575 00:30:31,639 --> 00:30:33,775 ANYWAY, GO ON ABOUT THIS THING YOU'RE GONNA SCREW UP. 576 00:30:33,876 --> 00:30:36,879 -I'M NOT GONNA SCREW UP THE DATE 'CAUSE TECHNICALLY IT'S NOT A DATE. 577 00:30:36,979 --> 00:30:39,148 -WAIT, WHAT? 578 00:30:39,248 --> 00:30:41,449 -YEAH, SHE SPECIFICALLY SAID IT'S NOT A "DATE". 579 00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:43,484 I THINK SHE'S TRYING TO COVER FOR HERSELF 580 00:30:43,585 --> 00:30:46,121 BECAUSE SHE'S MY TRAINER, IN CASE THE DATE GOES BAD, 581 00:30:46,222 --> 00:30:48,523 BUT WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, RIGHT? 582 00:30:48,623 --> 00:30:52,827 -I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TAKE WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 583 00:30:53,863 --> 00:30:55,563 -HEY, WHERE'S LaSHAWNA? 584 00:30:55,663 --> 00:30:58,566 -OH, SHE'S OUT TANNING WITH GINGER. 585 00:30:58,666 --> 00:31:00,568 -BUT SHE'S... -BLACK? YEAH, I KNOW. 586 00:31:00,668 --> 00:31:02,704 SHE LIKES THOSE TRIANGLE THINGS ON HER BOOBS. 587 00:31:02,804 --> 00:31:04,073 -TAN LINES? 588 00:31:04,173 --> 00:31:06,275 -SHE SHOULD NOT BE TANNING IN HER CONDITION. 589 00:31:06,374 --> 00:31:08,576 -BEING BLACK IS NOT A CONDITION, MILES. 590 00:31:08,676 --> 00:31:11,180 -NO, BUT BEING PREGNANT IS. 591 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,448 -PREGNANT? LaSHAWNA? 592 00:31:13,548 --> 00:31:15,251 -YEAH. -YOU? 593 00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:17,920 -YEAH. -OH, GOD, IT'S IS AWESOME! 594 00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:20,189 COME HERE, BUDDY. -WHAT IS THIS? 595 00:31:20,289 --> 00:31:21,924 -THAT'S AWESOME, BUDDY. 596 00:31:22,024 --> 00:31:23,791 -YEAH, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT, THOUGH, 597 00:31:23,893 --> 00:31:26,328 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA DO THE OLD VACUUM ROUTE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 598 00:31:26,427 --> 00:31:28,463 -REALLY? -YEAH. YOU KNOW HOW YOU ALREADY KNOW 599 00:31:28,563 --> 00:31:30,332 YOU'RE GONNA SCREW UP YOUR DATE? 600 00:31:30,431 --> 00:31:32,533 I ALREADY KNOW I'M GONNA SCREW UP FATHERHOOD. 601 00:31:32,634 --> 00:31:34,303 SO FUCK IT. CUT IT CLEAN. 602 00:31:34,402 --> 00:31:36,671 -MILES, I'M NOT GONNA SCREW UP MY DATE. 603 00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:38,274 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 604 00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:41,210 -I KNOW I'M GONNA BE OKAY, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE 605 00:31:41,310 --> 00:31:44,113 I'M GONNA CONVINCE HER WE NEED TO GET THE BIG "A." 606 00:31:44,213 --> 00:31:47,149 THE GOOD NEWS IS SHE'S DEFINITELY GONNA LOSE THE WEIGHT WAR. 607 00:31:47,249 --> 00:31:49,285 SO THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 608 00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:52,620 CHEERS TO THAT? -CHEERS. 609 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,888 MMM. 610 00:31:53,989 --> 00:31:56,258 MMM. 611 00:31:56,358 --> 00:31:57,625 YOU KNOW IT'S JUST A TASTE, RIGHT? 612 00:31:57,725 --> 00:31:58,994 -OH, YEAH. 613 00:31:59,094 --> 00:32:01,196 TURNS OUT YOU CAN GET PREGNANT THAT WAY. 614 00:32:01,297 --> 00:32:02,630 -OR MAKE YOURSELF LOOK PREGNANT. 615 00:32:02,730 --> 00:32:05,968 IS THAT WHAT IT IS? THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 616 00:32:06,068 --> 00:32:09,804 MMM. MMM. 617 00:32:09,904 --> 00:32:11,639 YOU WANNA FUCK? 618 00:32:13,008 --> 00:32:16,911 SO, ABOUT THE...DO-DO-DO... 619 00:32:18,247 --> 00:32:19,747 -...WE GOT SOME OPTIONS. 620 00:32:19,847 --> 00:32:25,287 -YEAH, LIKE, WHETHER WE GET MARRIED BEFORE OR AFTER. 621 00:32:25,387 --> 00:32:26,688 -FUNNY. YEAH, RIGHT. 622 00:32:26,788 --> 00:32:31,093 NO, I WAS THINKING, LIKE, BIRTHING OPTIONS. 623 00:32:31,193 --> 00:32:32,927 -BIRTHING OPTION. 624 00:32:33,028 --> 00:32:34,729 DEFINITELY HAVING THIS IN A HOSPITAL. 625 00:32:34,829 --> 00:32:37,598 I'M NOT GONNA DO A MIDWIFE TELLING ME TO HAVE MY BABY 626 00:32:37,699 --> 00:32:39,801 IN THE BATHTUB -- BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP -- LIKE A LITTLE FISH 627 00:32:39,901 --> 00:32:42,204 AND PLACENTA SPLASHING ALL OVER THE PLACE. 628 00:32:42,304 --> 00:32:44,006 I DON'T DO SPLASHING PLACENTA. 629 00:32:44,106 --> 00:32:47,109 YEAH, NO NATURALE FOR ME, HONEY. 630 00:32:47,209 --> 00:32:49,944 GIVE ME THE DRUGS! 631 00:32:50,045 --> 00:32:53,048 -RIGHT, YEAH. DRUGS -- DRUG IT UP. 632 00:32:53,148 --> 00:32:55,583 - DRUG IT UP. 633 00:32:55,683 --> 00:32:58,220 SO CRAZY. WELL, BABY, GOOD NIGHT. 634 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,422 -GOOD -- GOOD NIGHT. 635 00:33:06,061 --> 00:33:11,033 SO, I'M JUST THINKING, LIKE, OPTIONS, YOU KNOW, PAIN-WISE. 636 00:33:11,133 --> 00:33:17,139 YOU KNOW, WHAT -- WHAT ARE THERE? 637 00:33:17,239 --> 00:33:18,906 WHAT DO WE WANT TO DO HERE, 638 00:33:19,008 --> 00:33:21,542 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU GOING THROUGH THE PAIN. 639 00:33:21,642 --> 00:33:24,946 -RIGHT, SO THE ONLY OPTION IS DRUGS. 640 00:33:25,047 --> 00:33:27,749 SO, GREAT. OKAY. 641 00:33:27,849 --> 00:33:29,251 -I'M THINKING, LIKE, 642 00:33:29,351 --> 00:33:33,288 LOOK AT THE WHOLE CIRCLE OF CHOICE, YOU KNOW, 643 00:33:33,389 --> 00:33:38,227 IN WHICH WE CAN GO SO MANY WAYS. 644 00:33:38,327 --> 00:33:40,862 DO YOU WANT -- HERE'S WHERE WE ARE -- 645 00:33:40,962 --> 00:33:43,298 DO WE WANT TO HAVE A KID, DO WE NOT WANT TO HAVE -- 646 00:33:43,399 --> 00:33:46,201 -WHOA! WHOA, WHOA. HOLD ON. WHAT? 647 00:33:46,301 --> 00:33:48,103 -THERE'S MORE. -NO, HOLD ON. 648 00:33:48,203 --> 00:33:50,472 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, 'CAUSE I'M NOT... 649 00:33:50,571 --> 00:33:54,876 -I'M JUST SAYING, LIKE, AS FAR AS PAIN-WISE, FOR YOU... 650 00:33:54,976 --> 00:33:56,512 -- RIGHT. OH, FOR ME? 651 00:33:56,611 --> 00:34:00,482 -DO WE WANT TO, YOU KNOW, HAVE, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT... 652 00:34:00,581 --> 00:34:03,352 -NO, WE HAVING THE DAMN BABY, MILES! 653 00:34:04,952 --> 00:34:07,822 -RIGHT. 654 00:34:07,922 --> 00:34:11,160 YEAH, NO, I'M -- -GOOD NIGHT. 655 00:34:47,995 --> 00:34:49,531 -HI, EXCUSE ME. 656 00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:52,167 WHICH WAY TO THE BATHROOM? 657 00:34:52,267 --> 00:34:56,771 GREAT, THANKS. -MM-HMM. 658 00:34:56,871 --> 00:34:57,905 -HI. 659 00:34:58,005 --> 00:34:59,841 UH, CAN I ASK YOU FOR A BIG FAVOR? 660 00:34:59,941 --> 00:35:01,243 -SURE. 661 00:35:01,343 --> 00:35:03,112 -CAN YOU WATCH MY BABY FOR ONE QUICK SECOND? 662 00:35:03,212 --> 00:35:06,647 HE'LL BE FINE. JUST MAKE SURE NOBODY RUNS OFF WITH HIM. 663 00:35:06,747 --> 00:35:08,916 -OH-KAY. 664 00:35:09,016 --> 00:35:10,285 -YES? -YEAH. 665 00:35:10,385 --> 00:35:12,588 -THANK YOU SO MUCH. 666 00:35:34,809 --> 00:35:37,246 -HEY, BUDDY. 667 00:35:46,954 --> 00:35:50,259 OH, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT? 668 00:35:50,359 --> 00:35:52,894 WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT? 669 00:35:57,031 --> 00:35:58,467 OH! 670 00:35:58,567 --> 00:36:00,302 -OOH. -THIS IS CUTE. 671 00:36:00,402 --> 00:36:02,670 -I HATE BABIES. 672 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,742 -I LOVE BABIES. 673 00:36:07,842 --> 00:36:08,876 GUESS WHAT? 674 00:36:08,976 --> 00:36:10,912 GUESS WHO HAS A BIG DATE WITH CASSIE LATER? 675 00:36:11,012 --> 00:36:12,847 THAT'S RIGHT, THE BIG FELLA. 676 00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:27,396 -WHAT AM I DOING? 677 00:36:27,496 --> 00:36:30,399 I SHOULD HAVE JUST TOLD HIM THE TRUTH. 678 00:36:30,499 --> 00:36:32,601 HE SEEMED TO BE SO EXCITED. 679 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:35,703 -OH, MY GOD. THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN. 680 00:36:35,803 --> 00:36:36,971 I'M SO EXCITED! 681 00:36:37,071 --> 00:36:38,440 -YEAH. 682 00:36:38,540 --> 00:36:40,875 -I DIDN'T DRESS UP. -NO, I CAN SEE THAT. 683 00:36:40,975 --> 00:36:43,010 -BUT YOU DRESSED UP. 684 00:36:43,110 --> 00:36:46,981 -NO, THIS IS JUST...WHAT I WEAR. 685 00:36:47,081 --> 00:36:48,250 -IT'S NICE. 686 00:36:48,350 --> 00:36:49,518 -THANKS. 687 00:36:49,618 --> 00:36:52,621 THE T-THING ABOUT THE POETRY READING 688 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:57,825 IS IT'S -- IT'S REALLY JUST GONNA BE... 689 00:37:01,230 --> 00:37:03,298 ...REALLY BORING? 690 00:37:03,398 --> 00:37:05,434 -OBVIOUSLY. IT'S POETRY. 691 00:37:05,534 --> 00:37:07,669 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, THOUGH. I'M IN. 692 00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:11,939 -YOU WANT TO JUST, UM -- YOU WANT TO GO GET A DRINK? 693 00:37:12,039 --> 00:37:14,343 -UH... 694 00:37:14,443 --> 00:37:16,043 I SHOULD HAVE DRESSED UP, HUH? 695 00:37:16,143 --> 00:37:17,878 THIS WAS A TEST. 696 00:37:17,979 --> 00:37:20,349 -THIS WAS NOT A TEST. 697 00:37:20,449 --> 00:37:22,016 UM... 698 00:37:22,116 --> 00:37:25,152 I JUST DON'T FEEL MUCH LIKE GOING TO POETRY TONIGHT. 699 00:37:25,254 --> 00:37:26,754 -CAN I PICK THE BAR? 700 00:37:26,854 --> 00:37:28,724 -SURE. 701 00:37:28,823 --> 00:37:32,394 -♪ I REALLY WANT YOU BY MY SIDE ♪ 702 00:37:32,494 --> 00:37:34,962 -YOU GUYS GOT ONE BREWSKI, ONE H2O-SKI. 703 00:37:35,062 --> 00:37:36,831 -HOW MUCH IS IT? -$6.50. 704 00:37:36,931 --> 00:37:39,635 -HERE, I'LL PAY FOR IT. -NO, NO, I GOT IT, I GOT IT. 705 00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:42,304 -I FEEL BAD. YOU ONLY GOT A WATER. 706 00:37:42,404 --> 00:37:43,771 YEAH, BUT I'M ON A DIET, REMEMBER? 707 00:37:43,871 --> 00:37:46,807 PLUS, I THINK A GUY SHOULD ALWAYS PAY. 708 00:37:46,907 --> 00:37:50,512 AND IF I DON'T DRINK, I'M MUCH MORE PLEASANT. 709 00:37:50,612 --> 00:37:52,913 CHEERS. -OKAY, CHEERS. 710 00:37:53,014 --> 00:37:55,417 BUT ABOUT THIS DIET THING, IT REALLY IS JUST ABOUT BALANCE. 711 00:37:55,517 --> 00:37:57,084 YOU CAN HAVE A DRINK ONCE IN A WHILE. 712 00:37:57,184 --> 00:37:59,920 YOU JUST HAVE TO BALANCE IT WITH SOMETHING HEALTHY, 713 00:38:00,021 --> 00:38:01,989 SO IF YOU HAVE A DRINK, YOU HAVE A SALAD. 714 00:38:02,089 --> 00:38:03,425 -SALADE? 715 00:38:03,525 --> 00:38:06,027 WHAT, IS THAT, LIKE, SPANISH OR SOMETHING? 716 00:38:06,127 --> 00:38:08,764 BECAUSE I CAN'T HAVE MUCH MEXICAN FOOD. 717 00:38:08,863 --> 00:38:10,432 SALADA. 718 00:38:10,532 --> 00:38:11,999 -SAH-LAD. -SAH-LAD. 719 00:38:12,099 --> 00:38:13,402 -SALLAD? -SALLAD. 720 00:38:13,502 --> 00:38:14,935 -SALAD? -SALAD. 721 00:38:15,036 --> 00:38:16,371 -SALAD! 722 00:38:16,471 --> 00:38:18,340 -ARE YOU REALLY GONNA GET UP THERE? 723 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:19,807 YEAH, YOU KIDDING ME? 724 00:38:19,907 --> 00:38:21,777 JUST GO UP THERE AND DO ONE DUET WITH ME. 725 00:38:21,876 --> 00:38:23,445 -NO. MNH-MNH. -WHY NOT? 726 00:38:23,545 --> 00:38:26,448 -WELL, ONE, BECAUSE I DON'T DO DUETS, AND TWO, 727 00:38:26,548 --> 00:38:28,483 BECAUSE I DON'T SING IN PUBLIC, AND THREE, 728 00:38:28,583 --> 00:38:30,251 BECAUSE I DON'T SING IN PRIVATE. 729 00:38:30,352 --> 00:38:32,521 YOU KNOW, THE MORE YOU LET YOURSELF GO, 730 00:38:32,621 --> 00:38:35,990 THE LESS OTHERS WANT TO LET YOU GO. 731 00:38:36,090 --> 00:38:38,627 -I'VE HEARD THAT LINE BEFORE. WHAT'S THAT FROM? 732 00:38:38,727 --> 00:38:42,397 -UH, YEAH. I WAS READING NEITSCHE, 733 00:38:42,497 --> 00:38:44,932 AND THAT LINE KIND OF STUCK OUT ON ME. 734 00:38:45,032 --> 00:38:46,033 -WAIT, WHAT? 735 00:38:46,133 --> 00:38:47,703 -YEAH, I PICKED UP SOME OF THOSE BOOKS 736 00:38:47,803 --> 00:38:50,037 'CAUSE I WAS CURIOUS -- THAT FRIEDRICH NEITSCHE. 737 00:38:50,137 --> 00:38:51,773 -OH, FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE. 738 00:38:51,872 --> 00:38:53,675 -WAIT, HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE IT? 739 00:38:53,775 --> 00:38:55,843 -THERE'S TWO WAYS TO PRONOUNCE IT. 740 00:38:55,943 --> 00:38:59,180 IT'S EITHER FREDERICK NEE-CHAY OR FREDERICK NEE-CHA -- 741 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,015 LIKE PIZZA. 742 00:39:01,115 --> 00:39:02,617 - OH. 743 00:39:02,718 --> 00:39:06,287 I'M GOING WITH THE PIZZA REFERENCE, FER SURE. 744 00:39:06,388 --> 00:39:08,856 PIZZA. NEE-CHA. I LIKE THAT. 745 00:39:08,956 --> 00:39:11,460 -SAM! YOU'RE UP ON THE MIKE. 746 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:12,828 -ALL RIGHT. 747 00:39:12,927 --> 00:39:14,696 SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO UP WITH ME? 748 00:39:14,796 --> 00:39:16,798 THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF TIME TO CHANGE THE SONG. 749 00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:18,700 "ISLANDS IN THE STREAM"? -NO. 750 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,802 -"YOU DON'T BRING ME FLOWERS"? -JUST GETUP THERE. 751 00:39:20,901 --> 00:39:24,706 ALL RIGHT. GET READY TO BE WOOED. 752 00:39:30,177 --> 00:39:34,683 THIS ONE GOES OUT TO MY COACH AND FRED PIZZA. 753 00:39:39,086 --> 00:39:42,923 FEEL FREE TO JOIN IN. 754 00:39:43,023 --> 00:39:46,227 ♪ WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP -♪ BUILD ME UP 755 00:39:46,327 --> 00:39:49,798 -♪ BUTTERCUP, BABY, JUST TO LET ME DOWN ♪ 756 00:39:49,897 --> 00:39:51,265 ♪ AND MESS ME AROUND? 757 00:39:51,365 --> 00:39:53,334 ♪ AND THEN WORST OF ALL -♪ WORST OF ALL 758 00:39:53,435 --> 00:39:57,138 -YOU NEVER CALL, BABY, WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL ♪ 759 00:39:57,238 --> 00:39:58,540 ♪ BUT I LOVE YOU STILL 760 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,007 ♪ I NEED YOU 761 00:40:00,107 --> 00:40:02,042 ♪ MORE THAN ANYONE, DARLIN' 762 00:40:02,143 --> 00:40:05,847 ♪ YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE FROM THE START ♪ 763 00:40:05,946 --> 00:40:08,750 ♪ SO BUILD ME UP, BUTTERCUP 764 00:40:08,850 --> 00:40:13,187 ♪ DON'T BREAK MY HEART 765 00:40:13,287 --> 00:40:14,556 ♪ I'LL BE OVER AT TEN 766 00:40:14,656 --> 00:40:16,323 ♪ YOU'VE TOLD ME TIME AND AGAIN ♪ 767 00:40:16,425 --> 00:40:17,559 ♪ BUT YOU'RE LATE 768 00:40:17,659 --> 00:40:19,960 ♪ I WAIT AROUND AND THEN 769 00:40:20,060 --> 00:40:23,364 ♪ I RUN TO THE DOOR, I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE ♪ 770 00:40:23,465 --> 00:40:24,900 ♪ IT'S NOT YOU 771 00:40:24,999 --> 00:40:26,735 ♪ YOU LET ME DOWN AGAIN 772 00:40:26,835 --> 00:40:27,968 -♪ HEY, HEY, HEY 773 00:40:28,068 --> 00:40:30,271 -♪ AND, BABY, I TRY TO FIND 774 00:40:30,371 --> 00:40:31,640 -♪ HEY, HEY, HEY 775 00:40:31,740 --> 00:40:34,141 -♪ A LITTLE TIME, AND I'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY ♪ 776 00:40:34,241 --> 00:40:37,278 ♪ I'LL BE HOME, I'LL BE BESIDE THE PHONE ♪ 777 00:40:37,378 --> 00:40:39,581 ♪ WAITING FOR YOU 778 00:40:39,681 --> 00:40:41,616 ♪ OOH, OOH EVERYBODY! 779 00:40:41,716 --> 00:40:43,718 -♪ OOH, OOH 780 00:40:43,819 --> 00:40:45,921 -♪ WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP -♪ BUILD ME UP 781 00:40:46,053 --> 00:40:50,525 -♪ BUTTERCUP, BABY, JUST TO LET ME DOWN ♪ 782 00:40:50,625 --> 00:40:51,992 ♪ AND MESS ME AROUND? 783 00:40:52,092 --> 00:40:53,994 ♪ AND THEN WORST OF ALL -♪ WORST OF ALL 784 00:40:54,094 --> 00:40:56,397 -♪ YOU NEVER CALL, BABY, WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL ♪ 785 00:40:56,498 --> 00:40:58,900 -♪ SAY YOU WILL -♪ BUT I LOVE YOU STILL 786 00:40:58,999 --> 00:41:00,602 ♪ I NEED YOU -♪ I NEED YOU 787 00:41:00,702 --> 00:41:02,771 ♪ MORE THAN ANYONE, DARLIN' 788 00:41:02,871 --> 00:41:06,006 ♪ YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE FROM THE START ♪ 789 00:41:06,106 --> 00:41:08,242 ♪ SO BUILD ME UP -♪ BUILD ME UP 790 00:41:08,342 --> 00:41:12,379 ♪ BUTTERCUP, DON'T BREAK MY HEART ♪ 791 00:41:12,481 --> 00:41:13,582 THANKS... 792 00:41:20,956 --> 00:41:23,257 -ACTUALLY, I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME TONIGHT. 793 00:41:23,357 --> 00:41:27,762 OH, WERE YOU PLANNING ON NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME TONIGHT? 794 00:41:27,863 --> 00:41:30,164 -NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 795 00:41:30,264 --> 00:41:31,967 I'M JUST SURPRISED. 796 00:41:32,066 --> 00:41:35,537 -GOOD. I HAD A GOOD TIME, TOO. 797 00:41:44,445 --> 00:41:48,182 WHO IS THAT GUY? 798 00:41:48,282 --> 00:41:49,684 -STEPHAN. 799 00:41:49,784 --> 00:41:52,019 -THAT'S THE GUY FROM THE BOWLING ALLEY, RIGHT? 800 00:41:52,119 --> 00:41:54,756 -I HAVE TO GO TALK TO HIM. I'M SORRY. 801 00:41:54,856 --> 00:41:57,893 -YEAH, OKAY. COOL. 802 00:41:57,993 --> 00:42:02,831 -SO, WHAT, SEE YOU -- NOT TOMORROW BUT THURSDAY MORNING? 803 00:42:02,931 --> 00:42:07,869 -YEAH, BRIGHT AND EARLY. 804 00:42:07,969 --> 00:42:10,739 -THANK YOU. I HAD FUN. 805 00:42:10,839 --> 00:42:14,408 -LET ME GET THE DOOR FOR YOU. -OH, I GOT IT. 806 00:42:14,508 --> 00:42:18,013 THANK YOU. 807 00:43:22,711 --> 00:43:25,914 -FUCK. 808 00:43:28,515 --> 00:43:31,585 -BE READY, YOU'RE GOING TO REACH TO THE SIDES. 809 00:43:31,686 --> 00:43:33,888 YOU'RE GONNA REACH YOUR ARMS ON THE SIDES. 810 00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:35,824 REACH TO THE SIDES. GOOD. 811 00:43:35,924 --> 00:43:38,492 MAKE SURE YOU'RE IN... 812 00:43:38,592 --> 00:43:40,594 ALL THE WAY HIGH -- REACH. 813 00:43:40,695 --> 00:43:42,429 GOOD. 814 00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:47,802 VERY GOOD. 815 00:43:47,902 --> 00:43:51,006 FEEL IT -- TO THE SIDES. 816 00:43:51,106 --> 00:43:52,573 -I TRIED TO CALL YOU. 817 00:43:52,674 --> 00:43:53,775 -TURNED OFF MY PHONE. 818 00:43:53,875 --> 00:43:54,976 -WHAT'S IN THE BAG? 819 00:43:55,076 --> 00:43:56,978 -NOTHING. 820 00:43:57,078 --> 00:44:00,982 -YOU BLOW YOUR DATE? -WORSE, I GOT SWOOPED. 821 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,288 YOU DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT? NO? 822 00:44:08,389 --> 00:44:10,659 COOL, ME NEITHER. 823 00:44:29,811 --> 00:44:31,913 -DON'T JUDGE ME, MEATBALL. 824 00:45:11,052 --> 00:45:13,520 -I'M SORRY ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT. 825 00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:14,956 -NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE. 826 00:45:15,056 --> 00:45:16,690 -I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT. 827 00:45:16,791 --> 00:45:18,059 -NAH, NO WORRIES. 828 00:45:18,159 --> 00:45:20,461 SO, UH, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH HIM? 829 00:45:20,561 --> 00:45:23,098 -NOTHING, WE'RE JUST GOING THROUGH A ROUGH PATCH. 830 00:45:23,198 --> 00:45:25,800 -HMM. SEEMS KIND OF NERDY. 831 00:45:27,168 --> 00:45:29,269 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT HIM. 832 00:45:29,369 --> 00:45:30,739 FOR THE MOST PART. 833 00:45:30,839 --> 00:45:32,107 -FOR THE MOST PART? 834 00:45:32,207 --> 00:45:37,212 WHAT'S THE SMALL PART YOU DON'T LIKE? HA! 835 00:45:37,311 --> 00:45:38,512 -I DON'T KNOW. 836 00:45:38,612 --> 00:45:42,050 I GUESS HE'S NEVER GONNA BE THE KIND OF GUY 837 00:45:42,150 --> 00:45:44,384 TO WIN ME A GIANT TEDDY BEAR AT A FAIR OR ANYTHING. 838 00:45:45,787 --> 00:45:47,621 I ALWAYS WIN THAT GIANT TEDDY BEAR. 839 00:45:47,721 --> 00:45:50,390 HECK, I AM A GIANT TEDDY BEAR. 840 00:45:50,491 --> 00:45:55,196 -YOU KNOW, IF YOUR KNEE DOESN'T HURT TO WALK ON IT, 841 00:45:55,295 --> 00:45:57,766 YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO RUN ON IT. 842 00:45:57,866 --> 00:45:59,600 -REALLY? 843 00:45:59,700 --> 00:46:01,668 IT STILL FEELS A LITTLE TIGHT. 844 00:46:01,770 --> 00:46:06,107 -YEAH, WELL, I THINK THAT'S MOSTLY IN YOUR HEAD. 845 00:46:06,207 --> 00:46:08,709 YOU SHOULD GET THE DOCTOR TO LOOK AT IT AGAIN. 846 00:46:08,810 --> 00:46:11,012 -YEAH. 847 00:46:11,112 --> 00:46:12,947 -SO, YOU READY FOR A JOG? -YEAH. 848 00:46:13,047 --> 00:46:15,850 -ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 849 00:46:15,950 --> 00:46:20,255 YOUR KNEE IS FINE. COME ON. 850 00:46:21,455 --> 00:46:23,490 COME ON. 851 00:46:24,525 --> 00:46:25,827 REALLY? 852 00:46:25,927 --> 00:46:27,761 THIS IS AS FAST AS YOU CAN GO? 853 00:46:27,862 --> 00:46:29,164 -I'M MOVING. 854 00:46:29,264 --> 00:46:31,866 I'M TELLING YOU, I THINK YOUR KNEE IS FINE. 855 00:46:31,966 --> 00:46:33,835 -I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN. -FINE. 856 00:46:33,935 --> 00:46:38,472 -SO, WHY DID YOU GIVE UP FOOTBALL? 857 00:46:38,572 --> 00:46:42,376 -WHILE I WAS REHABBING, MY MOTHER DIED, AND -- 858 00:46:42,476 --> 00:46:43,945 I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS BECAUSE 859 00:46:44,045 --> 00:46:45,345 SHE GAVE UP EVERYTHING TO RAISE ME. 860 00:46:45,445 --> 00:46:48,615 SHE WORKED, LIKE, THREE JOBS, HAD NO LIFE. 861 00:46:48,715 --> 00:46:51,953 I JUST REALLY WANTED TO MAKE IT TO THE NFL SO I COULD PAY HER BACK. 862 00:46:52,053 --> 00:46:55,322 BUT AFTER SHE DIED, I JUST STOPPED PLAYING 'CAUSE SHE JUST WASN'T THERE. 863 00:46:55,422 --> 00:46:57,926 -HOW DID SHE DIE? -HEART ATTACK. 864 00:46:58,026 --> 00:46:59,726 SHE WAS BIG LIKE ME. 865 00:46:59,828 --> 00:47:01,196 -WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD? 866 00:47:01,296 --> 00:47:03,131 -CAR ACCIDENT WHEN I WAS 10. 867 00:47:03,231 --> 00:47:04,999 A LITTLE TOO MUCH OF GRANDPA'S COUGH SYRUP 868 00:47:05,099 --> 00:47:06,267 AT THE WHEEL. 869 00:47:06,366 --> 00:47:08,802 -DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER FAMILY? 870 00:47:08,903 --> 00:47:10,604 -MM. MEATBALL. 871 00:47:10,704 --> 00:47:11,805 -WHAT'S A MEATBALL? 872 00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,642 IT'S SOMETHING YOU PUT IN SPAGHETTI. IT'S DELICIOUS. 873 00:47:15,742 --> 00:47:17,212 IT'S ALSO MY GOLDFISH. 874 00:47:17,312 --> 00:47:19,848 -SO, WHAT DO YOU DO ON HOLIDAYS? 875 00:47:19,948 --> 00:47:22,851 -HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS FOR THANKSGIVING. 876 00:47:22,951 --> 00:47:24,685 DON'T REALLY CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS. 877 00:47:24,785 --> 00:47:26,054 -HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? 878 00:47:26,154 --> 00:47:28,455 I'M JEWISH, AND EVEN I CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS. 879 00:47:28,555 --> 00:47:30,258 WELL, WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FAMILY, 880 00:47:30,357 --> 00:47:32,193 IT MAKES THE GIFT GIVING A LITTLE ONE SIDED. 881 00:47:32,293 --> 00:47:33,962 BUT THAT MAKES ME THE PERFECT CANDIDATE 882 00:47:34,062 --> 00:47:35,829 TO BECOME A C.I.A. AGENT... 883 00:47:35,930 --> 00:47:37,098 OR A NINJA. 884 00:47:38,699 --> 00:47:40,834 SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER TONIGHT? 885 00:47:40,935 --> 00:47:42,103 -NO PLANS. YOU? 886 00:47:42,203 --> 00:47:43,938 -WANT TO SEE A MOVIE... 887 00:47:44,038 --> 00:47:46,373 JUST AS FRIENDS? 888 00:47:46,473 --> 00:47:47,808 -JUST AS FRIENDS? 889 00:47:47,909 --> 00:47:50,444 -JUST AS FRIENDS. 890 00:47:51,913 --> 00:47:54,015 -OKAY. -YES! 891 00:47:54,115 --> 00:47:55,616 -JUST AS FRIENDS. 892 00:47:55,716 --> 00:47:57,919 -JUST AS FRIENDS. 893 00:48:00,854 --> 00:48:03,958 -KEVIN COSTNER. 894 00:48:04,058 --> 00:48:05,492 -ADAM SANDLER. 895 00:48:07,594 --> 00:48:09,030 -HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 896 00:48:09,130 --> 00:48:11,632 THAT'S FOUR OUT OF FOUR. YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS. 897 00:48:11,732 --> 00:48:14,701 -I'M ABOUT TO BE FIVE FOR FIVE -- "TITANIC." 898 00:48:14,801 --> 00:48:17,604 -OH, THAT DOESN'T COUNT. IT'S ALWAYS "TITANIC." 899 00:48:17,704 --> 00:48:20,474 -JUST SO YOU KNOW, ABOUT 20 MINUTES INTO THE FILM, 900 00:48:20,574 --> 00:48:24,279 I'M GONNA DO THE OLD ARM-AND-YAWN MOVE. 901 00:48:24,379 --> 00:48:28,049 -THANKS FOR THE HEADS-UP. 902 00:48:28,149 --> 00:48:30,351 I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST HERE AS FRIENDS. 903 00:48:30,450 --> 00:48:33,288 -YEAH, FRIENDS. OF COURSE. 904 00:48:33,388 --> 00:48:35,822 THAT'S WHY I WAS GIVING YOU THE FRIENDLY WARNING. 905 00:48:35,924 --> 00:48:37,325 -OH, THANK YOU. 906 00:48:37,424 --> 00:48:40,194 ANY OTHER SURPRISES IN STORE FOR ME THIS EVENING? 907 00:48:40,295 --> 00:48:43,031 -NOPE, THAT'S ALL I GOT. 908 00:48:43,131 --> 00:48:45,066 SADLY, THIS IS MY "A" GAME. 909 00:48:46,466 --> 00:48:49,603 THAT IS SAD. MAYBE YOU SHOULD -- 910 00:48:52,506 --> 00:48:54,808 -YOU DON'T TALK DURING THE PREVIEWS? 911 00:48:54,908 --> 00:48:56,177 -NEVER. 912 00:48:56,277 --> 00:48:57,844 -GOD, YOU WENT THROUGH SO MUCH TROUBLE 913 00:48:57,946 --> 00:48:59,180 TO MAKE ALL OF THIS. 914 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,549 HOW CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU? 915 00:49:02,649 --> 00:49:05,852 LET'S EAT, AND WE'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY. 916 00:49:05,954 --> 00:49:07,221 CHIN CHIN. 917 00:49:36,050 --> 00:49:38,186 -WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING BACK HERE? 918 00:49:38,286 --> 00:49:39,619 -GETTING SOME EXTRA CARDIO IN. 919 00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:41,722 -HOW DID THE THING WITH CASSIE GO? 920 00:49:41,822 --> 00:49:42,956 -WHAT? 921 00:49:43,057 --> 00:49:44,993 -HOW DID THE THING WITH CASSIE GO? 922 00:49:45,093 --> 00:49:46,760 -AWESOME! -YEAH? 923 00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:50,931 -IT'S SO WEIRD 'CAUSE WE'RE SO OPPOSITE IN SO MANY WAYS. 924 00:49:51,032 --> 00:49:52,933 -RIGHT, YOU'RE FAT, SHE'S SKINNY. 925 00:49:53,034 --> 00:49:54,302 YOU LOVE HER, SHE HATES YOU. YEAH. 926 00:49:54,402 --> 00:49:57,338 -RIGHT, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE LIKES 927 00:49:57,438 --> 00:50:00,108 HANGING OUT WITH ME, BUT I FIGURE, DON'T ASK. 928 00:50:00,208 --> 00:50:01,675 -IT'S KIND OF OBVIOUS. 929 00:50:01,775 --> 00:50:02,943 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 930 00:50:03,044 --> 00:50:04,745 -DADDY ISSUES. 931 00:50:04,845 --> 00:50:06,646 -HUH? 932 00:50:06,747 --> 00:50:10,617 -NO? OKAY, PICTURE THIS. 933 00:50:10,717 --> 00:50:13,254 AVERAGE GUY IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET. 934 00:50:13,354 --> 00:50:15,289 HE'S WALKING BY ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, 935 00:50:15,390 --> 00:50:16,790 AND ALL HE'S THINKING ABOUT 936 00:50:16,890 --> 00:50:19,760 IS TRYING TO HOOK UP, FEEL UP, SCREW, BANG, DATE -- 937 00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:21,162 WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT. 938 00:50:21,262 --> 00:50:24,032 ONE DAY, HE FINALLY SNAGS ONE, LOCKS IT DOWN, 939 00:50:24,132 --> 00:50:26,800 GETS MARRIED, THE WHOLE NINE YARDS. 940 00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:29,404 BANG! WIFEY SHOOTS OUT A KID, 941 00:50:29,504 --> 00:50:31,872 BUT NOT JUST A KID -- A BABY GIRL. 942 00:50:31,972 --> 00:50:34,741 WELL, WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS? 943 00:50:34,841 --> 00:50:36,277 THIS IS THE SAME TYPE OF CREATURE 944 00:50:36,377 --> 00:50:38,413 HE WAS JUST TRYING TO NAIL A FEW MONTHS AGO. 945 00:50:38,513 --> 00:50:40,981 NOW HE'S SUPPOSED TO RAISE IT? HOW? 946 00:50:41,082 --> 00:50:43,084 WELL, SINCE HE'S A DUDE, 947 00:50:43,184 --> 00:50:46,487 HE DOES WHAT MOST DUDES DO AND IGNORES IT, YOU KNOW, LIKE LAUNDRY. 948 00:50:46,586 --> 00:50:48,855 BUT IT KEEPS GROWING, AND EVENTUALLY 949 00:50:48,955 --> 00:50:53,161 IT TURNS INTO THIS PRE-TEEN SHE-DEMON HORMONAL BITCH. 950 00:50:53,261 --> 00:50:56,364 ADIóS, PAPA BEAR, AND HELLO, DADDY ISSUES. 951 00:50:56,464 --> 00:50:57,697 SO, WHAT'S THE ISSUE? 952 00:50:57,798 --> 00:51:00,435 SHE WANTS A DADDY WHO LOVES HER. EVERY GIRL DOES. 953 00:51:00,535 --> 00:51:03,603 AND WHEN SHE DOESN'T GET THAT, SHE STARTS PLAYING THIS TWISTED GAME 954 00:51:03,703 --> 00:51:05,906 WHERE SHE FINDS ANY GUY THAT REMINDS HER OF HER FATHER 955 00:51:06,006 --> 00:51:08,742 AND TRIES TO DO WHATEVER SHE CAN TO EARN HIS AFFECTION. 956 00:51:08,842 --> 00:51:11,745 THIS IS WHY YOU SEE HOT CHICKS WITH JACKASSES. 957 00:51:11,845 --> 00:51:14,881 SHE'S CONVINCED IF SHE CAN JUST GET THAT GUY TO LOVE HER, 958 00:51:14,981 --> 00:51:18,086 IT'D BE THE SAME FEELING AS HAVING HER OWN DADDY LOVE HER. 959 00:51:18,186 --> 00:51:20,020 OF COURSE, IT NEVER WORKS OUT THAT WAY. 960 00:51:20,121 --> 00:51:22,423 SHE JUST ENDS UP IN A STRING OF BAD RELATIONSHIPS 961 00:51:22,523 --> 00:51:24,292 WITH DUDES THAT ARE IDIOTS. 962 00:51:24,392 --> 00:51:25,692 I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 963 00:51:25,792 --> 00:51:27,794 I'M JUST SAYING THERE'S AN OBVIOUS MISMATCH 964 00:51:27,894 --> 00:51:29,497 BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU. 965 00:51:29,596 --> 00:51:33,301 SO A LOGICAL CONCLUSION IS THAT CASSIE HAS SOME DADDY ISSUES. 966 00:51:33,401 --> 00:51:34,801 NOW YOU MIGHT THINK THIS IS FINE 967 00:51:34,901 --> 00:51:37,305 BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING TO DATE SOME HOT CHICK 968 00:51:37,405 --> 00:51:39,474 WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, BUT HERE'S THE DEAL. 969 00:51:39,574 --> 00:51:41,442 THE ULTIMATE GOAL FOR THESE GIRLS 970 00:51:41,542 --> 00:51:43,411 IS TO GET SOME REVENGE. 971 00:51:43,511 --> 00:51:45,546 ONCE SHE GETS A GUY LIKE YOU TO LOVE HER, 972 00:51:45,645 --> 00:51:48,249 SHE'S GONNA TAKE CONTROL AND WALK OUT, 973 00:51:48,349 --> 00:51:50,851 JUST LIKE HER FATHER DID. 974 00:51:55,956 --> 00:51:58,792 -WOW. -YEP. 975 00:51:58,892 --> 00:52:00,595 -SPEAKING OF FATHERS... 976 00:52:00,694 --> 00:52:02,796 HOW ARE THINGS WITH YOU AND LaSHAWNA? 977 00:52:02,896 --> 00:52:05,466 -THEY'RE GOOD. THEY'RE GOOD. THEY'RE REALLY GOOD. 978 00:52:05,566 --> 00:52:13,006 UM, WE DECIDED TOGETHER THAT WE'RE GONNA KEEP IT -- 979 00:52:13,106 --> 00:52:16,444 KEEP THE BABY -- SO... 980 00:52:16,544 --> 00:52:20,281 -WOW. CONGRATULATIONS. 981 00:52:20,381 --> 00:52:22,316 -YEAH. YEAH. 982 00:52:22,416 --> 00:52:26,187 OF COURSE, IF IT'S A GIRL, IT'S GONNA HAVE MAJOR DADDY ISSUES. 983 00:52:26,287 --> 00:52:29,122 IT WAS A...JOKE. GO AHEAD AND RUN. 984 00:52:29,223 --> 00:52:31,658 I'LL SEE YA. 985 00:52:44,738 --> 00:52:48,276 -YAY! 986 00:52:55,815 --> 00:52:58,586 -YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. 987 00:53:07,027 --> 00:53:08,929 OH. 988 00:54:03,216 --> 00:54:06,219 -ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE SET. 989 00:54:14,595 --> 00:54:16,830 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING SUNDAY NIGHT? 990 00:54:16,930 --> 00:54:18,432 -NOTHING. YOU? 991 00:54:18,532 --> 00:54:20,100 YOU WANT TO GO OUT? 992 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,437 -SURE. YOU WANT TO SEE A MOVIE? 993 00:54:23,537 --> 00:54:26,741 -A DATE. -WHAT? 994 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,343 -A REAL DATE. 995 00:54:29,443 --> 00:54:31,144 NOT AS FRIENDS. 996 00:54:31,244 --> 00:54:33,046 A DATE DATE. 997 00:54:33,146 --> 00:54:35,782 -OH. 998 00:54:39,287 --> 00:54:40,887 I DON'T KNOW, SAM. 999 00:54:40,987 --> 00:54:43,658 I KIND OF LIKE THE WAY THINGS ARE NOW. 1000 00:54:43,758 --> 00:54:46,494 -I'M JUST SO CONFUSED. 1001 00:54:46,594 --> 00:54:49,095 WE HAVE A GOOD TIME TOGETHER. -WE DO. 1002 00:54:49,195 --> 00:54:51,399 -IF IT'S MY WEIGHT, YOU KNOW I'M TRYING TO WORK IT OFF. 1003 00:54:51,499 --> 00:54:54,200 -IT'S NOT THAT. -WHAT IS IT THEN? 1004 00:54:54,302 --> 00:55:00,308 -I JUST FEEL LIKE THINGS ARE UNFINISHED WITH STEPHAN. 1005 00:55:00,408 --> 00:55:02,242 -WELL, YOU'RE NOT SEEING HIM NOW. 1006 00:55:02,343 --> 00:55:03,877 I KNOW 'CAUSE I SEE YOU EVERY DAY. 1007 00:55:03,977 --> 00:55:05,313 -NO, BUT I KNOW OUR RELATIONSHIP, 1008 00:55:05,413 --> 00:55:06,846 AND WE'RE GONNA GET BACK TOGETHER. 1009 00:55:06,946 --> 00:55:08,915 -WELL, YOU'RE NOT TOGETHER NOW. 1010 00:55:09,015 --> 00:55:11,217 WE STILL HAVE TIME TO GO ON ONE DATE. 1011 00:55:11,319 --> 00:55:12,586 AND IF IT'S HORRIBLE, 1012 00:55:12,687 --> 00:55:14,555 WE'LL FORGET THIS THING EVER HAPPENED. 1013 00:55:14,655 --> 00:55:17,558 BUT IF IT'S GOOD... 1014 00:55:23,296 --> 00:55:26,199 ALL RIGHT, ONE DATE. -YES! 1015 00:55:26,299 --> 00:55:27,901 ARE YOU GONNA GET A NEW OUTFIT? 1016 00:55:28,001 --> 00:55:29,069 -NO. 1017 00:55:29,169 --> 00:55:30,870 MAYBE. NO. NO. 1018 00:55:30,970 --> 00:55:33,006 CAN YOU JUST DO 10 MORE, PLEASE? 1019 00:55:33,106 --> 00:55:35,008 -OKAY. 1020 00:55:47,921 --> 00:55:49,289 HEY, DUDE. 1021 00:55:49,390 --> 00:55:51,057 -WHAT'S UP? 1022 00:55:51,157 --> 00:55:54,194 -GUESS WHO'S GOT A DATE WITH CASSIE TONIGHT? 1023 00:55:54,294 --> 00:55:56,863 -HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE. 1024 00:55:56,963 --> 00:55:59,367 WELL, THIS TIME IT'S OFFICIAL OFFICIAL. 1025 00:55:59,467 --> 00:56:00,601 -RIGHT. 1026 00:56:00,701 --> 00:56:03,537 -IT IS. -WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 1027 00:56:03,637 --> 00:56:05,271 -WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 1028 00:56:05,373 --> 00:56:08,576 -AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING THE FRONT DESK TODAY? 1029 00:56:10,176 --> 00:56:12,680 -I SWITCHED WITH WENDY. 1030 00:56:12,780 --> 00:56:14,013 -YOU'RE HAVING A KID. 1031 00:56:14,114 --> 00:56:16,484 -SHH. YEAH, THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME. 1032 00:56:16,584 --> 00:56:18,452 ANYWAY... 1033 00:56:18,552 --> 00:56:22,456 -BE SMART, MILES. LaSHAWNA LOVES YOU. 1034 00:56:22,556 --> 00:56:24,392 SHE'S GONNA BE THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILD. 1035 00:56:24,492 --> 00:56:27,461 IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU TO TRY TO MAKE THIS RELATIONSHIP WORK. 1036 00:56:27,561 --> 00:56:29,563 -YOU'RE RIGHT. IT WOULDN'T HURT ME. 1037 00:56:29,663 --> 00:56:31,699 THANK YOU, DR. SAM. 1038 00:56:31,799 --> 00:56:33,768 -ALL I'M SAYING IS, DON'T PRESS THE NUCLEAR BUTTON 1039 00:56:33,868 --> 00:56:36,102 JUST BECAUSE YOU RAN OVER A FEW SPEED BUMPS. 1040 00:56:36,202 --> 00:56:38,104 -I'M HAVING A KID. 1041 00:56:38,204 --> 00:56:39,673 THAT'S A NUCLEAR BOMB. 1042 00:56:39,774 --> 00:56:42,676 SO THAT BUTTON HAS ALREADY BEEN PUSHED -- REALLY HARD. 1043 00:56:42,777 --> 00:56:44,745 AND THERE ARE CERTAIN TRUTHS TO LIFE, 1044 00:56:44,845 --> 00:56:46,781 LIKE I'M GONNA SCREW UP FATHERHOOD. 1045 00:56:46,881 --> 00:56:48,682 YOU'RE GONNA SCREW UP THIS THING WITH CASSIE. 1046 00:56:48,783 --> 00:56:50,383 TYSON'S GONNA SCREW ANY GIRL HE WANTS, 1047 00:56:50,484 --> 00:56:52,118 MOST LIKELY WITH HIS SHIRT OFF. 1048 00:56:52,218 --> 00:56:54,120 IT'S JUST THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS, MAN. YOU GOT TO ROLL WITH IT. 1049 00:56:54,220 --> 00:56:56,424 -I'M NOT GONNA SCREW THIS THING UP WITH CASSIE. 1050 00:56:56,524 --> 00:56:59,025 -RIGHT. PROVE ME WRONG. I GOTTA PISS. 1051 00:57:02,195 --> 00:57:05,733 -I'M NOT GONNA SCREW THIS THING UP WITH CASSIE! 1052 00:57:07,167 --> 00:57:08,569 I'M NOT. 1053 00:57:24,117 --> 00:57:27,488 -LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT THE WRONG BATHROOM.. 1054 00:57:27,588 --> 00:57:29,989 UNLESS YOU WANT TO USE ONE OF THOSE... 1055 00:57:30,089 --> 00:57:33,193 WHICH I DON'T RECOMMEND. 1056 00:57:35,529 --> 00:57:39,265 -SO... 1057 00:57:39,365 --> 00:57:42,302 UH... 1058 00:57:42,402 --> 00:57:45,038 AH, THE OL' ZIPPER. 1059 00:57:45,138 --> 00:57:46,306 UP AND DOWN. 1060 00:57:46,406 --> 00:57:47,808 ZIPPER. 1061 00:57:47,908 --> 00:57:50,511 -ZIPPER. -ZIPPER GOES UP AND DOWN. 1062 00:57:50,611 --> 00:57:54,615 -♪ I JUST CAN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE ♪ 1063 00:57:54,715 --> 00:57:57,618 - AND DOWN. 1064 00:57:57,718 --> 00:58:03,891 -♪ BUT I'M NOT QUITE OVER YOU 1065 00:58:03,990 --> 00:58:10,865 ♪ I GUESS I'M NOT QUITE OVER YOU ♪ 1066 00:58:10,965 --> 00:58:15,435 ♪ AND ALL THE PAIN YOU PUT ME THROUGH ♪ 1067 00:58:15,536 --> 00:58:17,771 -OH, ROUGH. 1068 00:58:17,872 --> 00:58:24,612 -♪ BUT AS YOU DRAG MY HEART ALONG... ♪ 1069 00:58:30,216 --> 00:58:32,853 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I CAN'T DO THIS. 1070 00:58:32,953 --> 00:58:33,787 -WHY NOT? 1071 00:58:33,888 --> 00:58:35,856 -I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 1072 00:58:35,956 --> 00:58:38,024 -SO? -NO, NO, NO. 1073 00:58:38,124 --> 00:58:40,226 THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW -- 1074 00:58:40,326 --> 00:58:41,562 SHE'S PREGNANT. 1075 00:58:41,662 --> 00:58:45,431 - SO? - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1076 00:58:45,533 --> 00:58:49,302 I WANT TO MAKE IT WORK WITH HER. 1077 00:58:49,402 --> 00:58:53,607 SO... 1078 00:58:53,707 --> 00:58:56,042 SORRY. 1079 00:58:56,142 --> 00:58:59,312 YOU WANT, UH -- YEAH, THIS IS YOURS, YEAH. 1080 00:58:59,412 --> 00:59:00,614 THIS -- 1081 00:59:00,714 --> 00:59:05,184 WHAT? 1082 00:59:15,596 --> 00:59:17,430 UM, THANK YOU. 1083 00:59:17,530 --> 00:59:20,968 I HATE YOU. YEAH. 1084 00:59:21,067 --> 00:59:24,470 -I'M NOT GONNA SCREW UP MY DATE WITH CASSIE! 1085 00:59:24,572 --> 00:59:27,307 I'M GONNA BLOW IT WITH CASSIE, HUH? 1086 00:59:27,407 --> 00:59:30,811 -YOU'RE GONNA DO FINE, OKAY? 1087 00:59:30,911 --> 00:59:32,813 LISTEN TO ME. 1088 00:59:32,913 --> 00:59:36,016 IF I CAN TURN DOWN 1089 00:59:36,115 --> 00:59:38,018 A CRAZY-ASS DRUNK GIRL IN A BATHROOM, 1090 00:59:38,117 --> 00:59:40,553 YOU CAN HANDLE A LITTLE DATE. 1091 00:59:40,654 --> 00:59:43,791 AH, TA-DA. HUH? -IT'S A DRINK. 1092 00:59:43,891 --> 00:59:47,493 -ITA DRINK. I FIGURE YOU HAVE ONE, MAYBE LOOSEN YOU UP A BIT. 1093 00:59:47,595 --> 00:59:49,730 BUT JUST ONE, OKAY? 1094 00:59:49,830 --> 00:59:53,566 -WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1095 00:59:53,667 --> 00:59:56,169 -I LIVE HERE. -YOU HAVE TO EXCUSE 1096 00:59:56,269 --> 00:59:58,204 MY IRRATIONAL, PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND, SAM. 1097 00:59:58,304 --> 01:00:01,140 -REALLY? -YEAH, YOU GONNA WALK AROUND IN YOUR UNDERWEAR LIKE THAT? 1098 01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,611 -WELL, YEAH, I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING HE AIN'T SEEN BEFORE. 1099 01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,082 YOU HA SEEN A GIRL IN HER UNDERWEAR BEFORE, RIGHT? 1100 01:00:08,181 --> 01:00:11,685 -OF COURSE HE HAS, AND HE WILL AGAIN TONIGHT. RIGHT? 1101 01:00:11,785 --> 01:00:13,754 SEE, HONEY, SAM HERE IS NERVOUS AS SHIT, 1102 01:00:13,854 --> 01:00:16,857 SO I FIGURE IF WE HAVE A LITTLE DRINK, IT'LL LOOSEN HIM UP A BIT. 1103 01:00:16,957 --> 01:00:18,826 -THAT'S A BAD IDEA. 1104 01:00:18,926 --> 01:00:20,493 -A BAD IDEA, I KNOW. 1105 01:00:20,593 --> 01:00:21,996 IT'S AN AWFUL IDEA, 1106 01:00:22,096 --> 01:00:23,529 BUT IT'S THE ONLY ONE I'VE GOT. 1107 01:00:23,631 --> 01:00:24,999 -EXACTLY. -JUST ONE DRINK. 1108 01:00:25,099 --> 01:00:28,636 -ONE DRINK. -SUCH A BAD IDEA. 1109 01:00:28,736 --> 01:00:30,603 -WE'RE DOING IT. ONE DRINK. 1110 01:00:30,704 --> 01:00:32,072 -JUST ONE DRINK. 1111 01:00:32,171 --> 01:00:34,775 -ONE DRINK. -ONE DRINK. 1112 01:00:41,381 --> 01:00:43,383 -ARE YOU OKAY, SAM? 1113 01:00:43,483 --> 01:00:45,151 -I'M FINE, CASSIE. 1114 01:00:45,251 --> 01:00:48,421 YOUR NAME HAS "ASS" IN IT. 1115 01:00:51,759 --> 01:00:54,094 WHAT A MIGHTY FINE ONE YOU HAVE. 1116 01:00:54,193 --> 01:00:57,497 YOUR ASS, NOT YOUR NAME. YOUR NAME IS KIND OF WEIRD. 1117 01:00:57,597 --> 01:00:59,532 -ARE WE READY TO ORDER? 1118 01:00:59,632 --> 01:01:02,870 -YES. I WOULD LIKE THE CAESAR SALAD TO START, 1119 01:01:02,970 --> 01:01:05,371 AND THEN I WILL HAVE THE FILET MEDIUM RARE, 1120 01:01:05,471 --> 01:01:07,975 AND CAN YOU HOLD THE GREEN, SPINACHY STUFF THAT COMES ON THE SIDE? 1121 01:01:08,075 --> 01:01:11,511 I DON'T WANT THAT. BUT I WILL DOUBLE UP ON THE CREAMY MASHED POTATOES. 1122 01:01:11,611 --> 01:01:13,881 THANK YOU. -VERY GOOD. 1123 01:01:13,981 --> 01:01:15,515 AND FOR THE LADY? 1124 01:01:15,615 --> 01:01:19,185 -I WILL HAVE A GRILLED CHICKEN AND SOME ASPARAGUS, PLEASE. 1125 01:01:19,285 --> 01:01:21,021 JUST NO SAUCE ON THE ASPARAGUS. 1126 01:01:21,121 --> 01:01:23,589 -PERFECT. AND CAN I GET SOMETHING FOR YOU TO START WITH? 1127 01:01:23,691 --> 01:01:26,392 -NO, THANK YOU. -HAVE YOU DECIDED ON A BOTTLE OF WINE? 1128 01:01:26,492 --> 01:01:28,594 -I THINK WE'RE OKAY. -...TO ORDER ONE! 1129 01:01:28,696 --> 01:01:31,497 WHY DON'T YOU GO GET US A BOTTLE OF RED, HUH? 1130 01:01:31,597 --> 01:01:33,566 SOMETHING EASY ON THE WALLET, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 1131 01:01:33,666 --> 01:01:36,136 THIS THING AIN'T GUARANTEED? 1132 01:01:39,472 --> 01:01:41,240 -I THINK THAT I DO. 1133 01:01:41,340 --> 01:01:43,476 I'LL JUST BRING YOU THE HOUSE CAB, OKAY? 1134 01:01:43,576 --> 01:01:45,344 -PER-FECT. 1135 01:01:45,445 --> 01:01:48,749 -OKAY, I'LL BE BACK WITH YOUR WINE. 1136 01:01:51,284 --> 01:01:52,820 YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST KIDDING 1137 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:54,855 ON THE WHOLE "NOT GUARANTEED" THING. 1138 01:01:56,824 --> 01:02:00,293 HEY, REMEMBER WHEN I SAID "SAH-LAD" 1139 01:02:00,393 --> 01:02:02,562 LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT? 1140 01:02:02,662 --> 01:02:05,766 THAT WAS FUNNY. 1141 01:02:05,866 --> 01:02:09,435 I'M REALLY FUNNY. 1142 01:02:11,004 --> 01:02:13,339 -SAM, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1143 01:02:13,439 --> 01:02:16,143 -I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME -- WHAT IS GOING ON? 1144 01:02:16,242 --> 01:02:18,045 -I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO HAVE A NICE DINNER. 1145 01:02:18,145 --> 01:02:19,545 -I THOUGHT WE WERE. 1146 01:02:19,645 --> 01:02:20,713 -YOU'RE DRUNK. 1147 01:02:20,814 --> 01:02:23,249 -YEAH, BUT YOU CAN CATCH UP. 1148 01:02:27,253 --> 01:02:30,891 YOU KNOW, THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION. 1149 01:02:30,991 --> 01:02:32,692 WHAT IS GOING ON? 1150 01:02:32,793 --> 01:02:35,796 WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE WITH ME? 1151 01:02:35,896 --> 01:02:37,563 -YOU ASKED ME OUT. 1152 01:02:37,663 --> 01:02:40,266 -AND YOU SAID YES BECAUSE...? 1153 01:02:40,366 --> 01:02:43,336 WHAT? DO YOU FEEL BAD FOR ME? 1154 01:02:43,436 --> 01:02:46,039 -HERE WE ARE. I THINK YOU TWO WILL LIKE THIS. 1155 01:02:46,140 --> 01:02:48,274 IT'S GOT A SLIGHT PEPPER TASTE, 1156 01:02:48,374 --> 01:02:50,643 SO IT'LL GO WELL WITH YOUR STEAK AND YOUR CHICKEN. 1157 01:02:50,743 --> 01:02:52,913 OKAY? 1158 01:02:57,117 --> 01:03:00,187 IT'S EASY ONT HE WALLET, AS WELL. 1159 01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:21,641 -AH! 1160 01:03:21,741 --> 01:03:23,743 GREAT. 1161 01:03:23,844 --> 01:03:26,814 -I'M OKAY, THANK YOU. 1162 01:03:37,157 --> 01:03:39,927 YOU KNOW, I-I THINK I'M ACTUALLY GONNA GET OUT OF HERE, 1163 01:03:40,027 --> 01:03:41,761 IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU. 1164 01:03:41,862 --> 01:03:43,931 YEP. 1165 01:03:44,031 --> 01:03:47,167 I REMIND YOU OF YOUR FATHER, RIGHT? 1166 01:03:47,267 --> 01:03:49,169 -WHAT? 1167 01:03:49,269 --> 01:03:52,940 -HE USED TO PLAY FOOTBALL, PROBABLY DRANK TOO MUCH. 1168 01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:57,077 -YES, AND HE WAS AN ASSHOLE, JUST LIKE YOU'RE BEING RIGHT NOW. 1169 01:03:57,177 --> 01:03:58,711 WHAT IS YOUR POINT? -MY POINT IS, 1170 01:03:58,811 --> 01:04:00,881 YOU JUST WANT TO RELIVE YOUR FAILED RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM. 1171 01:04:00,981 --> 01:04:03,917 BUT THIS TIME, YOU JUST WANT TO TAKE CONTROL AND WALK OUT. 1172 01:04:05,319 --> 01:04:09,289 -MY FAILED RELATIONSHIP? SAM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1173 01:04:09,388 --> 01:04:12,059 -YOU'RE TRYING TO USE ME TO SOLVE YOUR DADDY ISSUES. 1174 01:04:12,159 --> 01:04:14,928 -YES, AND THAT ALL MAKES SENSE EXCEPT FOR THE FACT 1175 01:04:15,028 --> 01:04:18,731 THAT I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU WERE A LOUSY DRUNK OR AN ASSHOLE UNTIL TONIGHT. 1176 01:04:18,831 --> 01:04:21,134 AND THE FACT IS, SAM, YOU'RE NOT A FOOTBALL PLAYER. 1177 01:04:21,235 --> 01:04:23,871 YOU WORK AT A BOWLING ALLEY, WHICH IS FINE. 1178 01:04:23,971 --> 01:04:27,406 AND DESPITE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE TONIGHT, I KNOW YOU'RE A REALLY NICE GUY. 1179 01:04:27,506 --> 01:04:29,709 SO IN REALITY, NO, YOU'RE REALLY NOTHING LIKE MY FATHER. 1180 01:04:29,809 --> 01:04:31,744 PERHAPS YOU SHOULD START LOOKING AT YOUR OWN ISSUES 1181 01:04:31,844 --> 01:04:34,348 BEFORE YOU START TELLING OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT THEIRS. 1182 01:04:37,918 --> 01:04:40,586 AND FOR THE RECORD, I CAME HERE TONIGHT 1183 01:04:40,686 --> 01:04:44,358 BECAUSE I ACTUALLY LIKE YOU -- JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 1184 01:04:44,457 --> 01:04:47,961 -HOW ARE WE DOING? -I'M LEAVING. 1185 01:04:48,061 --> 01:04:50,763 -SHOULD I HOLD HER ORDER THEN? 1186 01:04:50,863 --> 01:04:53,599 -NO. YOU CAN BRING IT. 1187 01:04:53,699 --> 01:04:56,136 I'LL EAT IT, TOO. 1188 01:04:56,236 --> 01:04:59,438 SHE HAS DADDY ISSUES. 1189 01:05:10,150 --> 01:05:12,252 WOMEN. 1190 01:05:51,857 --> 01:05:53,793 MEATBALL... 1191 01:05:53,893 --> 01:05:55,494 MEATBALL? 1192 01:05:55,594 --> 01:05:57,297 MEATBALL! 1193 01:05:57,397 --> 01:05:58,831 MEATBALL, LOOK AT ME. 1194 01:05:58,931 --> 01:06:02,202 MEATBALL, I'VE BEEN STARVING YOU THIS WHOLE TIME, BUDDY. 1195 01:06:02,302 --> 01:06:05,138 IT'S NOT YOU THAT HAS TO GO ON A DIET, IT'S ME. 1196 01:06:05,238 --> 01:06:07,374 I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO GO ON A DIET. 1197 01:06:07,473 --> 01:06:11,011 HERE, YOU WANT SOME FOOD? HUH? 1198 01:06:11,111 --> 01:06:12,312 YOU WANT SOME? 1199 01:06:12,412 --> 01:06:15,915 LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE DESSERT, HUH? 1200 01:06:16,016 --> 01:06:18,684 THERE YOU GO, BUDDY. YOU LIKE THAT? 1201 01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:21,887 MEATBALL. 1202 01:06:21,989 --> 01:06:25,058 FOOD! EAT IT! 1203 01:06:25,158 --> 01:06:27,227 I'M GONNA GO EAT IT. 1204 01:07:02,396 --> 01:07:04,730 SHIT. 1205 01:07:13,373 --> 01:07:15,941 HEY. 1206 01:07:16,043 --> 01:07:17,177 -HEY. 1207 01:07:17,277 --> 01:07:18,778 -I CAME TO APOLOGIZE. 1208 01:07:18,878 --> 01:07:20,080 -YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO. 1209 01:07:20,180 --> 01:07:22,014 -LOOK, I MESSED UP. 1210 01:07:22,115 --> 01:07:23,682 I'M SORRY. -IT'S OKAY. 1211 01:07:23,783 --> 01:07:27,054 -IT'S JUST EVERYTHING WAS GOING SO GOOD, 1212 01:07:27,154 --> 01:07:29,423 BUT I WAS NERVOUS ABOUT GOING OUT WITH YOU, 1213 01:07:29,523 --> 01:07:31,724 AND I WANTED TO IMPRESS YOU, SO... 1214 01:07:31,824 --> 01:07:33,093 I STARTED DRINKING. 1215 01:07:33,193 --> 01:07:35,128 -APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 1216 01:07:35,228 --> 01:07:36,896 -WE HAD FUN. 1217 01:07:36,996 --> 01:07:39,332 -YEAH, WE DID. 1218 01:07:39,433 --> 01:07:41,767 -A BUNCH OF US ARE PLAYING POKER AT MY HOUSE LATER, 1219 01:07:41,867 --> 01:07:43,103 IF YOU WANT TO COME. 1220 01:07:43,203 --> 01:07:44,904 -SURE. 1221 01:07:45,004 --> 01:07:46,705 -SO, I'LL SEE YOU THEN? 1222 01:07:46,806 --> 01:07:48,707 -OKAY. 1223 01:07:50,009 --> 01:07:53,280 -OKAY. 1224 01:07:56,882 --> 01:08:01,421 -IT'S A FIVE-CARD DRAW, KIDS, SO GET LOOSE AND COMFORTABLE. 1225 01:08:01,521 --> 01:08:05,459 THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME -- LOOSE AND COMFORTABLE. 1226 01:08:05,559 --> 01:08:08,195 -SO, HOW FAR ALONG ARE YOU, ANYWAYS? 1227 01:08:08,295 --> 01:08:09,362 -GOTTA BE AT LEAST SIX MONTHS. 1228 01:08:09,463 --> 01:08:11,931 -WE DON'T KNOW YET, OKAY? 1229 01:08:12,031 --> 01:08:13,933 WE JUST GOT ALL THAT INSURANCE STUFF WORKED OUT. 1230 01:08:14,033 --> 01:08:17,636 BUT WE HAVE OUR FIRST DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT TOMORROW! 1231 01:08:17,736 --> 01:08:20,940 -THAT'S RIGHT -- WE HAVE OUR FIRST DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT TOMORROW. 1232 01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:23,742 I'M NOT LETTING HER GO ALONE. I'VE SEEN PORNOS. I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. 1233 01:08:23,843 --> 01:08:25,978 TYSON, YOU CAN BACK ME UP ON THIS. -YEAH, FOR SURE. 1234 01:08:26,078 --> 01:08:27,980 -YOU GUYS ARE DUMB-ASSES. 1235 01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,649 -IT'S OKAY, SAM. 1236 01:08:30,749 --> 01:08:34,187 YOU INVITED HER. I'M SURE SHE'LL COME. 1237 01:08:34,287 --> 01:08:37,124 -YEAH. 1238 01:09:01,414 --> 01:09:03,883 -THANK YOU SO MUCH, HONEY, FOR BEING HERE. 1239 01:09:03,983 --> 01:09:06,785 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. -YEAH, OF COURSE. 1240 01:09:08,654 --> 01:09:11,324 -MMM. MMM. 1241 01:09:11,424 --> 01:09:14,059 -HOW MANY OF THOSE HAVE YOU HAD TODAY? 1242 01:09:14,161 --> 01:09:16,630 -I'M EATING FOR TWO, MILES. 1243 01:09:16,729 --> 01:09:18,931 -OKAY, RELAX. 1244 01:09:19,031 --> 01:09:21,800 OH, COME ON, MAN. WHERE THE HELL IS THIS GUY? 1245 01:09:21,901 --> 01:09:26,339 -HE HAS A LOT OF PATIENTS -- UNLIKE YOU. 1246 01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:28,341 GET OFF THE CHAIR! 1247 01:09:28,441 --> 01:09:30,410 WHAT ARE YOU, A KID? -WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 1248 01:09:30,510 --> 01:09:32,445 -IT'S THE DOCTOR'S CHAIR. -SO? 1249 01:09:32,546 --> 01:09:33,979 -DO YOU HAVE A PhD? -NO. 1250 01:09:34,079 --> 01:09:35,382 OKAY, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE. 1251 01:09:35,482 --> 01:09:37,284 -GOOD AFTERNOON. 1252 01:09:37,384 --> 01:09:39,252 -GOOD AFTERNOON. -DOCTOR. 1253 01:09:41,221 --> 01:09:44,056 UM, IS IT TWINS? IT FEELS LIKE TWINS. 1254 01:09:44,156 --> 01:09:46,193 -IT LOOKS LIKE TWINS. -LET ME ASK YOU TWO SOMETHING. 1255 01:09:46,293 --> 01:09:47,527 DID YOU GUYS BY ANY CHANCE 1256 01:09:47,627 --> 01:09:49,596 USE ONE OF THOSE HOME-PREGNANCY TESTS? 1257 01:09:49,695 --> 01:09:51,797 -MM-HMM. IT'S CALLED LOOKING IN THE MIRROR. 1258 01:09:51,897 --> 01:09:53,366 YEAH. 1259 01:09:53,466 --> 01:09:55,901 OKAY, WELL, WE RAN THE BLOOD TESTS, 1260 01:09:56,001 --> 01:09:57,270 AND WE DID THE TEST HERE, 1261 01:09:57,370 --> 01:10:00,407 AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU, LaSHAWNA, ARE NOT PREGNANT. 1262 01:10:02,409 --> 01:10:03,643 -EXCUSE ME? 1263 01:10:03,742 --> 01:10:05,110 -IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT. 1264 01:10:05,212 --> 01:10:07,112 -NO, IT LOOKS LIKE LaSHAWNA IS PREGNANT. 1265 01:10:07,214 --> 01:10:08,515 THAT'S WHY LaSHAWNA'S HERE, 1266 01:10:08,615 --> 01:10:10,115 BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S PREGNANT. 1267 01:10:10,217 --> 01:10:12,818 -IT'S OKAY. HOLD ON. JUST LET ME JUMP IN ON THIS. 1268 01:10:12,918 --> 01:10:16,289 UM, SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S NO KID IN THERE? 1269 01:10:16,389 --> 01:10:19,758 -AT THE MOMENT, LaSHAWNA IS, UH, TOTALLY KID FREE. 1270 01:10:19,858 --> 01:10:23,729 -OKAY, UM... 1271 01:10:23,829 --> 01:10:27,099 BUT I'M SHOWING THE SYMPTOMS, SO... 1272 01:10:27,199 --> 01:10:29,768 -WELL, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, THERE CAN BE A LOT OF REASONS FOR SYMPTOMS 1273 01:10:29,868 --> 01:10:35,007 LIKE, UH, TENDER NIPPLES, VOMITING, CRAVINGS. 1274 01:10:35,107 --> 01:10:36,543 -LIKE WHAT? 1275 01:10:36,643 --> 01:10:40,513 -WELL, AN UNHEALTHY DIET, FOR STARTERS. 1276 01:10:40,614 --> 01:10:47,420 -SO, DOCTOR, LET ME JUST BE 100% WITH THIS. 1277 01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:49,121 AIN'T NOTHING IN THERE? 1278 01:10:49,221 --> 01:10:51,358 -NOTHING. 1279 01:10:52,325 --> 01:10:55,595 WELL, I'M SORRY. I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE. 1280 01:10:55,695 --> 01:10:57,297 -THANK YOU, DOCTOR. 1281 01:11:03,270 --> 01:11:06,205 YOU OKAY? 1282 01:11:06,306 --> 01:11:08,040 -I WILL BE. 1283 01:11:08,140 --> 01:11:11,278 -COME HERE. SORRY. 1284 01:11:11,378 --> 01:11:12,579 -IT'S FINE. 1285 01:11:12,679 --> 01:11:14,614 IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST, RIGHT? 1286 01:11:14,714 --> 01:11:20,019 -YEAH, FOR SURE. I MEAN, WE CAN ALWAYS TRY AGAIN LATER. 1287 01:11:20,119 --> 01:11:22,087 -WHAT? 1288 01:11:22,187 --> 01:11:26,359 -LATER, WE CAN -- LATER IF WE WANT TO HAVE A KID, 1289 01:11:26,459 --> 01:11:28,395 WE CAN ALWAYS TRY... -TRY AGAIN? 1290 01:11:28,495 --> 01:11:29,995 -LATER, THOUGH, YEAH, BUT YES. 1291 01:11:30,095 --> 01:11:35,368 A LOT -- A LOT OF TIME BETWEEN FROM NOW TO THEN PROBABLY. 1292 01:11:35,468 --> 01:11:38,137 -YEAH. -SO DON'T BE BUMMED, OKAY? 1293 01:11:38,237 --> 01:11:39,238 - THANK YOU. 1294 01:11:39,339 --> 01:11:41,040 -OR TOO EXCITED. 1295 01:11:48,581 --> 01:11:53,152 SO, FUNNY STORY -- LaSHAWNA'S NOT PREGNANT. 1296 01:11:53,252 --> 01:11:55,388 -YOU GOT THE BIG "A," HUH? 1297 01:11:55,488 --> 01:11:59,091 -NO, NO. TURNS OUT SHE NEVER WAS. 1298 01:11:59,191 --> 01:12:04,798 -WELL, THAT'S GREAT NEWS, MILES. 1299 01:12:04,897 --> 01:12:06,098 -YEAH. 1300 01:12:06,198 --> 01:12:09,569 AND I KNOW IT'S PROBABLY GONNA SOUND STUPID TO YOU, 1301 01:12:09,669 --> 01:12:12,772 BUT I WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, 1302 01:12:12,871 --> 01:12:15,274 NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. 1303 01:12:15,375 --> 01:12:17,711 -YOU'D BE A HORRIBLE FATHER, MILES. 1304 01:12:17,811 --> 01:12:20,447 YOU EVEN SAID SO YOURSELF. 1305 01:12:20,547 --> 01:12:23,082 -FUCK YOU. 1306 01:12:23,182 --> 01:12:27,219 I'M SURE I WOULD SUCK, BUT YOU HAVE TO TRY, RIGHT? 1307 01:12:27,319 --> 01:12:29,489 OTHERWISE, WHAT'S THE POINT? 1308 01:12:29,589 --> 01:12:31,957 YOU GET THAT, RIGHT? 1309 01:12:51,276 --> 01:12:52,945 -LEAVE A FLOWER, SAM. 1310 01:12:53,045 --> 01:12:54,947 DON'T TRY TOO HARD. 1311 01:12:59,786 --> 01:13:04,624 OKAY, BIG FELLA. LET'S DO THIS. 1312 01:13:09,128 --> 01:13:11,196 -OH, OH, PERFECT. 1313 01:13:11,296 --> 01:13:15,334 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. COULD I ASK A HUGE FAVOR? 1314 01:13:15,435 --> 01:13:18,003 -SURE. -THAT'S A GIANT TEDDY BEAR. 1315 01:13:18,103 --> 01:13:19,171 -YEAH. 1316 01:13:19,271 --> 01:13:21,306 -YOU WORK AT THE BOWLING ALLEY, DON'T YOU? 1317 01:13:21,408 --> 01:13:23,008 -RIGHT. 1318 01:13:23,108 --> 01:13:24,511 I KNEW I RECOGNIZED YOU. 1319 01:13:24,611 --> 01:13:26,311 HERE -- THANK YOU -- COULD YOU JUST HOLD -- 1320 01:13:26,413 --> 01:13:27,881 I'M TRYING TO HELP MY SON. 1321 01:13:27,980 --> 01:13:30,182 -OKAY. 1322 01:13:30,282 --> 01:13:32,951 -OH, HERE. -LOT OF STUFF YOU GOT THERE. 1323 01:13:33,051 --> 01:13:35,287 -WELL, MY BOYFRIEND WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, 1324 01:13:35,387 --> 01:13:36,790 BUT AS ALWAYS, HE'S LATE. 1325 01:13:36,890 --> 01:13:39,158 OH, I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME. 1326 01:13:39,258 --> 01:13:40,993 HE'S JUST INSIDE GETTING HER. 1327 01:13:41,093 --> 01:13:44,764 JUST, OKAY... 1328 01:13:44,864 --> 01:13:48,435 -OKAY, SHE'S COMING OUT ANY SECOND. 1329 01:13:48,535 --> 01:13:51,604 SHE'S JUST PUTTING ON HER SHOES. 1330 01:13:51,704 --> 01:13:53,673 DID YOU PROCURE THE FLOWERS, MOM? 1331 01:13:53,773 --> 01:13:55,374 -WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M HOLDING? 1332 01:13:55,475 --> 01:13:58,678 -AND THE SIGN -- PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID NOT MAKE IT FLOWERY. 1333 01:13:58,778 --> 01:13:59,945 -I MADE IT PRETTY. 1334 01:14:00,045 --> 01:14:02,114 -YEAH, I PRETTY MUCH SHOULD BE GOING. 1335 01:14:02,214 --> 01:14:05,017 -OH, MY GOD. PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID NOT BRING A TEDDY BEAR, MOTHER! 1336 01:14:05,117 --> 01:14:06,619 -NO, THAT'S HIS. 1337 01:14:06,719 --> 01:14:07,854 HE WAS JUST WALKING BY. 1338 01:14:07,953 --> 01:14:09,789 HE WORKS AT THE BOWLING ALLEY. 1339 01:14:09,889 --> 01:14:11,491 -YEAH, REALLY, I SHOULD BE GOING. 1340 01:14:11,591 --> 01:14:13,693 I'M SORRY. -HELLO? 1341 01:14:13,793 --> 01:14:15,528 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 1342 01:14:15,628 --> 01:14:17,630 -CASSIE. -JUST ONE MORE SECOND. 1343 01:14:17,730 --> 01:14:19,566 -I'VE MADE SOME BIG MISTAKES IN MY LIFE, 1344 01:14:19,666 --> 01:14:24,002 AND I'M SURE THAT I'M GONNA MAKE A FEW MORE. 1345 01:14:24,102 --> 01:14:26,873 OKAY, I'M -- I'M SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOU, BUT -- 1346 01:14:26,972 --> 01:14:31,210 HI, SAM. WHAT ARE YOU DOING...HERE? 1347 01:14:31,310 --> 01:14:33,078 -HE'S HOLDING THE SIGN! 1348 01:14:33,178 --> 01:14:34,581 -YOU KNOW HIM? 1349 01:14:34,681 --> 01:14:35,949 -WELL, YEAH, I'M HIS TRAINER. 1350 01:14:36,048 --> 01:14:37,382 BUT I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND 1351 01:14:37,484 --> 01:14:38,518 WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE. 1352 01:14:38,618 --> 01:14:40,319 -I'M SORRY. I SHOULD BE GOING. 1353 01:14:40,419 --> 01:14:41,987 -HE WORKS AT THE BOWLING ALLEY. 1354 01:14:42,087 --> 01:14:43,021 -OKAY. RIGHT. 1355 01:14:43,121 --> 01:14:46,726 ANYWAY, WHAT I WANTED TO STATE WAS 1356 01:14:46,826 --> 01:14:50,195 I WANT TO MAKE MY MISTAKES WITH YOU, 1357 01:14:50,295 --> 01:14:53,833 AND I WANT YOU TO MAKE YOUR MISTAKES WITH ME. 1358 01:14:53,933 --> 01:14:58,638 I LOVE YOU TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE. 1359 01:14:58,738 --> 01:15:03,610 THE SUM OF MY FEELINGS EQUALS 360. 1360 01:15:03,710 --> 01:15:08,982 NEITHER PYTHAGORAS, DESCARTES, NOR MADAME CURIE CAN CALCULATE 1361 01:15:09,081 --> 01:15:13,085 STEPHAN'S AFFLICTION FOR THEE, CASSIE. 1362 01:15:13,185 --> 01:15:16,421 NOW PLEASE RULE OUT THE PROBABILITIES 1363 01:15:16,523 --> 01:15:22,529 AND AGREE TO SINE AND COSINE THIS LIFELONG DECREE. 1364 01:15:22,629 --> 01:15:27,700 SO I ASK YOU NOW ON BENDED KNEE... 1365 01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:30,603 CASSIE -- SIGN -- 1366 01:15:30,703 --> 01:15:34,339 WILL YOU MARRY STEPHAN TODAY? 1367 01:16:10,342 --> 01:16:12,679 -WELL? 1368 01:16:12,779 --> 01:16:14,479 -YES. 1369 01:16:17,249 --> 01:16:18,283 -OH! 1370 01:16:18,383 --> 01:16:24,857 OH, THIS IS WHAT MAKES A MOTHER SO PROUD! 1371 01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:29,596 -I'M GONNA GO GET SOME FOOD. 1372 01:16:36,268 --> 01:16:37,604 -HEY, EVERYBODY! 1373 01:16:37,704 --> 01:16:41,173 WE'RE GETTING MARRIED! 1374 01:16:55,554 --> 01:16:59,191 -MILES! 1375 01:16:59,291 --> 01:17:03,096 LaSHAWNA! 1376 01:17:03,195 --> 01:17:05,330 ASSHOLES! 1377 01:17:07,667 --> 01:17:11,336 ASSHOLE, YOU READY FOR ME? 1378 01:17:11,436 --> 01:17:14,107 BITCH. 1379 01:17:20,178 --> 01:17:23,049 QUITTER! YOU FUCKING QUITTER! 1380 01:17:45,537 --> 01:17:47,439 MEATBALL! 1381 01:18:11,263 --> 01:18:13,265 -IT'S OUR -- WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS? 1382 01:18:13,365 --> 01:18:14,633 -ENGAGEMENT. 1383 01:18:14,734 --> 01:18:17,103 -OUR ENGAGEMENT. WE'RE GETTING MARRIED. 1384 01:18:17,202 --> 01:18:18,370 -CONGRATS. 1385 01:18:18,470 --> 01:18:21,440 -I'M STILL IN DISBELIEF THAT YOU SAID YES. 1386 01:18:21,540 --> 01:18:23,308 THIS IS A HAPPY DAY. 1387 01:18:23,408 --> 01:18:25,277 ARE YOU HAPPY? 1388 01:18:25,377 --> 01:18:27,446 -I'M HAPPY. 1389 01:18:27,546 --> 01:18:29,648 -I KNOW MY MOM IS HAPPY. 1390 01:18:29,749 --> 01:18:32,284 SHE'S HOPING I'LL MOVE OUT NOW. 1391 01:18:36,055 --> 01:18:38,024 OH, JESUS. -WHAT? 1392 01:18:38,124 --> 01:18:41,259 -THEY'RE DOING THAT STUPID KARAOKE THING. 1393 01:18:41,359 --> 01:18:43,730 THIS IS WHERE YOU AND I MAKE SUCH A GOOD PAIR. 1394 01:18:43,830 --> 01:18:45,098 YOU WOULD NEVER SEE 1395 01:18:45,198 --> 01:18:47,332 ONE OF US UP THERE MAKING A FOOL OF OURSELVES. 1396 01:18:47,432 --> 01:18:48,567 -YEAH. 1397 01:18:48,667 --> 01:18:50,737 -SORRY, I HAD NO KNOWLEDGE THAT THEY DID THIS HERE. 1398 01:18:50,837 --> 01:18:52,304 MUST BE A SPECIAL NIGHT THING. 1399 01:18:52,404 --> 01:18:54,673 -THAT'S OKAY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1400 01:18:54,774 --> 01:18:56,976 YOU KNOW, I STILL HAVEN'T TOLD MY MOM. 1401 01:18:57,076 --> 01:18:58,543 -YOU SHOULD DO THAT. 1402 01:18:58,643 --> 01:19:00,712 -YEAH, I THINK I'M GONNA GO OUTSIDE AND CALL HER. 1403 01:19:00,813 --> 01:19:01,914 IT'S REALLY LOUD IN HERE. 1404 01:19:02,014 --> 01:19:04,516 -OKAY, I'LL WAIT FOR THE APPETIZERS. 1405 01:19:04,616 --> 01:19:06,384 HEY... 1406 01:19:06,485 --> 01:19:10,622 YOU WANT TO LEAVE SOME MONEY IN CASE THEY LEAVE A BILL? 1407 01:19:10,722 --> 01:19:14,093 -I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. -OKAY. 1408 01:19:14,193 --> 01:19:16,763 -♪ I REALLY WANNA BE WITH YOU 1409 01:19:16,863 --> 01:19:20,800 ♪ I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY DO ♪ 1410 01:19:20,900 --> 01:19:22,734 ♪ YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE 1411 01:19:22,835 --> 01:19:27,339 ♪ I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANNA BE WITH YOU ♪ 1412 01:19:27,439 --> 01:19:30,742 ♪ YEEEEEAH 1413 01:19:30,843 --> 01:19:38,017 -♪ YEEEEAH 1414 01:20:21,928 --> 01:20:28,134 -♪ LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM 1415 01:20:28,234 --> 01:20:32,071 ♪ IN A FIELD OF PURPLE FLOWERS 1416 01:20:32,171 --> 01:20:34,339 ♪ I HAD SOME SPECIAL POWERS 1417 01:20:34,439 --> 01:20:37,043 ♪ SO I THOUGHT YOU WERE THERE 1418 01:20:37,143 --> 01:20:40,012 ♪ AND YOU APPEARED 1419 01:20:40,112 --> 01:20:44,083 ♪ THE SUN WAS FLOATING IN THE SKY ♪ 1420 01:20:44,183 --> 01:20:49,121 ♪ THE RAIN WAS WET, BUT WE WERE DRY AND WARM ♪ 1421 01:20:49,222 --> 01:20:52,757 ♪ WE HAD NO VOICE 1422 01:20:52,859 --> 01:20:55,627 ♪ WE SPOKE WITH OUR TELEPATHY 1423 01:20:55,727 --> 01:20:58,663 ♪ I FELT ALL THAT YOU FELT FOR ME ♪ 1424 01:20:58,763 --> 01:21:03,936 ♪ AND UNDERSTOOD WHAT I NEVER COULD ♪ 1425 01:21:06,906 --> 01:21:08,740 -THEY HAVE ROBERTS LOADED ON TO THE CART. 1426 01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:10,542 AND AS THEY'RE WHEELING HIM TO THE LOCKER ROOM, 1427 01:21:10,642 --> 01:21:12,278 HE'S GIVING A THUMBS-UP TO THE CROWD -- 1428 01:21:12,377 --> 01:21:14,846 ALWAYS A GOOD SIGN. 1429 01:21:14,947 --> 01:21:16,949 KNEE INJURIES ARE ALWAYS TOUGH ON THESE PLAYERS, 1430 01:21:17,049 --> 01:21:19,851 ESPECIALLY THE ONES WHO RELY ON SPEED LIKE SAM. 1431 01:21:19,952 --> 01:21:22,188 PHYSICALLY HEALING FROM THESE INJURIES IS ONE THING, 1432 01:21:22,288 --> 01:21:23,722 BUT MENTALLY YOU HAVE TO WONDER 1433 01:21:23,822 --> 01:21:25,657 IF THEY CAN TRUST THEIR KNEE AGAIN. 1434 01:21:25,757 --> 01:21:28,294 WILL THEY BE WILLING TO RUN FULL OUT? 1435 01:21:28,393 --> 01:21:30,528 ONLY TIME WILL TELL. 1436 01:22:46,138 --> 01:22:49,507 -SO, WHEN'S THE DATE? 1437 01:22:49,607 --> 01:22:50,942 -I DON'T KNOW. 1438 01:22:51,043 --> 01:22:54,013 WE HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET. 1439 01:22:54,113 --> 01:22:57,782 -YOU DON'T SEEM OVERLY EXCITED. 1440 01:22:57,882 --> 01:22:59,352 -YEAH? I DON'T KNOW. 1441 01:22:59,452 --> 01:23:01,586 I JUST THOUGHT I'D BE MORE INTO IT BY NOW, 1442 01:23:01,686 --> 01:23:04,023 BUT...IT'S JUST WEIRD. 1443 01:23:04,123 --> 01:23:07,026 MAYBE I'M JUST GETTING USED TO THE IDEA. 1444 01:23:10,463 --> 01:23:13,565 HOW'S SAM DOING? 1445 01:23:13,665 --> 01:23:14,899 -GOOD. 1446 01:23:15,001 --> 01:23:17,802 MY BROTHER SAYS THAT HE'S STILL WORKING OUT IN THE PARKS 1447 01:23:17,902 --> 01:23:21,040 IN THE AFTERNOONS. 1448 01:23:21,140 --> 01:23:24,377 -THAT'S GOOD. 1449 01:23:24,477 --> 01:23:26,678 -YEAH. 1450 01:23:50,568 --> 01:23:53,072 -HEY. 1451 01:23:53,172 --> 01:23:56,007 YOU'RE RUN RUNNING. 1452 01:23:56,108 --> 01:23:59,944 -YEAH. I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. IT WAS MOSTLY IN MY HEAD. 1453 01:24:00,046 --> 01:24:02,148 -YEAH. 1454 01:24:02,248 --> 01:24:05,418 YEAH, WELL, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS 1455 01:24:05,518 --> 01:24:09,754 FOR BEING SO COOL WHEN STEPHAN...YOU KNOW... 1456 01:24:09,854 --> 01:24:12,224 -OH, I'M A COOL GUY, SO... 1457 01:24:12,324 --> 01:24:13,858 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1458 01:24:13,958 --> 01:24:16,027 -YEAH, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HAVE REALLY FREAKED OUT. 1459 01:24:16,128 --> 01:24:17,729 I MEAN, I WOULD HAVE. 1460 01:24:17,829 --> 01:24:19,398 -THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 1461 01:24:19,498 --> 01:24:21,800 CONGRATULATIONS, BY THE WAY. 1462 01:24:21,900 --> 01:24:24,803 HE'S A LUCKY, LUCKY GUY. 1463 01:24:24,903 --> 01:24:27,373 -THANKS. 1464 01:24:27,473 --> 01:24:30,543 -SO, HAVE YOU, UH, SET A DATE YET? 1465 01:24:30,642 --> 01:24:33,179 -THAT'S A POPULAR QUESTION. UM, NO. 1466 01:24:33,279 --> 01:24:35,613 NO, WE HAVEN'T. 1467 01:24:35,713 --> 01:24:37,816 -OKAY. 1468 01:24:55,201 --> 01:24:58,204 -OKAY, WELL, IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU. 1469 01:24:58,304 --> 01:25:00,004 -YEAH. 1470 01:25:00,106 --> 01:25:02,541 SEE YOU AROUND. 1471 01:25:05,511 --> 01:25:08,713 -HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GET A COFFEE WITH ME -- 1472 01:25:08,813 --> 01:25:10,483 OR SOMETHING? 1473 01:25:10,583 --> 01:25:12,951 -I'M TRYING TO CUT OUT ALL DAIRY. 1474 01:25:13,051 --> 01:25:15,488 -OH, YEAH. 1475 01:25:15,588 --> 01:25:18,324 THAT'S TOTALLY SMART. 1476 01:25:18,424 --> 01:25:21,127 OKAY, WELL, I'LL SEE YOU AROUND THEN? 1477 01:25:21,227 --> 01:25:23,496 -OKAY, BYE. 1478 01:25:27,533 --> 01:25:28,766 -BYE. 1479 01:25:59,964 --> 01:26:02,901 -SO TODAY'S THE BIG DAY. 1480 01:26:03,001 --> 01:26:04,669 -FOR WHAT? -THE WEIGHT WAR. 1481 01:26:04,769 --> 01:26:06,272 -WHAT? WE'RE STILL DOING THAT? 1482 01:26:06,372 --> 01:26:08,006 -I THINK IT'S OBVIOUS WHO WON. 1483 01:26:08,106 --> 01:26:09,308 -WHO? -SAM. 1484 01:26:09,408 --> 01:26:10,875 HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT'S DONE ANYTHING. 1485 01:26:10,975 --> 01:26:13,312 -WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'VE BEEN STARVING MYSELF. 1486 01:26:13,412 --> 01:26:15,614 -HOW MUCH WEIGHT HAVE YOU LOST? -TWO POUNDS. 1487 01:26:15,713 --> 01:26:17,949 -YOU LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME. 1488 01:26:18,049 --> 01:26:20,118 -I'M REALLY HUNGRY. 1489 01:26:20,219 --> 01:26:21,886 I REALLY WANTED THAT MONEY. 1490 01:26:21,986 --> 01:26:24,390 -HONEY, I TOLD YOU -- BLUEBERRIES. 1491 01:26:24,490 --> 01:26:25,957 FULL OF ANTIOXIDANTS. 1492 01:26:26,057 --> 01:26:28,394 YOU WOULDN'T BE HUNGRY, AND YOU WOULD'VE LOST WEIGHT. 1493 01:26:28,494 --> 01:26:29,761 -THANK YOU, TONY ROBBINS. 1494 01:26:29,861 --> 01:26:32,163 -ANYWAY, HOW MUCH WEIGHT DID YOU ACTUALLY LOSE? 1495 01:26:32,264 --> 01:26:34,233 -I DON'T KNOW. ABOUT 12 POUNDS. 1496 01:26:40,239 --> 01:26:41,540 WHAT? 1497 01:26:44,310 --> 01:26:46,177 IT WAS A FLY. 1498 01:26:46,278 --> 01:26:48,480 -SO WE ALL AGREE SAM'S THE WINNER? 1499 01:26:48,581 --> 01:26:50,583 YEAH, AS LONG AS I AIN'T GOT TO GET ON NO SCALE, 1500 01:26:50,683 --> 01:26:52,685 I'M COOL WITH ALL OF THAT. 1501 01:26:52,784 --> 01:26:55,019 -CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY. YOU ARE THE BIG WINNER. 1502 01:26:55,119 --> 01:26:56,655 -ALL RIGHT, SAM. WAY TO GO. 1503 01:26:56,754 --> 01:26:59,225 -CASSIE WOULD BE SO -- WHAT? 1504 01:26:59,325 --> 01:27:01,360 -IXNAY ON THE ASSICAY. 1505 01:27:01,460 --> 01:27:02,561 -IT'S OKAY, GUYS. 1506 01:27:02,661 --> 01:27:04,062 JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS, 1507 01:27:04,162 --> 01:27:06,632 CASSIE GOT ENGAGED AND -- YEAH. 1508 01:27:06,731 --> 01:27:09,435 -I'M SORRY, SAM. -I DIDN'T LIKE HER ANYWAYS. 1509 01:27:09,535 --> 01:27:11,237 -SHE SMOKES. 1510 01:27:11,337 --> 01:27:12,638 -WELL, IT IS WHAT IT IS. 1511 01:27:12,737 --> 01:27:14,506 I SAW HER AT THE PARK TODAY. 1512 01:27:14,607 --> 01:27:15,974 -YOU SAW HER TODAY? 1513 01:27:16,074 --> 01:27:17,443 -YEAH, SHE CAME BY TO SAY HI. 1514 01:27:17,543 --> 01:27:19,978 -OH, YEAH. I TOLD HER THAT YOU WORK OUT THERE. 1515 01:27:20,078 --> 01:27:22,013 -SO YOU TOLD HER THAT HE WAS GONNA BE THERE, 1516 01:27:22,113 --> 01:27:23,716 AND THEN YOU RAN INTO HER? 1517 01:27:23,815 --> 01:27:25,251 -YEAH. 1518 01:27:25,351 --> 01:27:27,319 -AM I THE ONLY ONE CONNECTING THE DOTS 1519 01:27:27,419 --> 01:27:29,754 ON THIS ONE? -DOTS? 1520 01:27:29,854 --> 01:27:34,393 -OKAY, LET'S SAY YOU GOT A BIG, GIANT, JUICY CHEESEBURGER. 1521 01:27:34,493 --> 01:27:36,262 YOU WALK UP TO IT. 1522 01:27:36,362 --> 01:27:40,466 ARE YOU JUST GONNA SAY HI, OR ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER? 1523 01:27:40,566 --> 01:27:42,200 -I'D PROBABLY EAT IT. 1524 01:27:42,301 --> 01:27:45,271 -YOU'RE HER CHEESEBURGER. SHE DIDN'T GOT HERE TO SAY HI. 1525 01:27:45,371 --> 01:27:48,540 SHE WAS HUNGRY. -CASSIE DOESN'T LIKE CHEESEBURGERS. 1526 01:27:48,641 --> 01:27:50,008 -I WANT A CHEESEBURGER. 1527 01:27:50,108 --> 01:27:52,076 -OH, MY GOD. THERE'S THESE GREAT BLUEBERRY BUNS. 1528 01:27:52,176 --> 01:27:53,945 -OKAY, FORGET THE CHEESEBURGER. 1529 01:27:54,045 --> 01:27:56,515 THIS ISN'T ABOUT FOOD. 1530 01:27:56,615 --> 01:27:59,351 SHE RAN INTO YOU ON PURPOSE. 1531 01:27:59,451 --> 01:28:00,852 -HE ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE THIS TIME. 1532 01:28:00,952 --> 01:28:03,455 -OH, MY GOD, THIS IS EXHAUSTING. 1533 01:28:03,555 --> 01:28:06,292 -SHE WANTS A CHEESEBURGER. 1534 01:28:06,392 --> 01:28:09,227 SHE WANTS A CHEESEBURGER. 1535 01:28:09,328 --> 01:28:15,166 SHE WANTS A CHEESEBURGER -- THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE. 1536 01:28:15,266 --> 01:28:18,002 WAIT. 1537 01:28:18,102 --> 01:28:20,639 SHE WANTS A CHEESEBURGER. 1538 01:28:20,739 --> 01:28:23,676 I'M A CHEESEBURGER. 1539 01:28:23,776 --> 01:28:27,746 I'M A CHEESEBURGER! SHE WANTS ME! 1540 01:28:27,845 --> 01:28:31,750 OH, MY GOD! I'M A CHEESEBURGER! 1541 01:28:33,017 --> 01:28:35,019 THAT'S STUPID. 1542 01:28:45,063 --> 01:28:46,632 HI. 1543 01:28:46,732 --> 01:28:48,467 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1544 01:28:48,567 --> 01:28:51,637 -I'M A CHEESEBURGER. 1545 01:28:53,037 --> 01:28:54,573 WHAT? 1546 01:28:54,673 --> 01:28:56,475 -I KNOW, IT'S STUPID. 1547 01:28:56,575 --> 01:28:59,210 UM, ABOUT THAT CUP OF COFFEE? 1548 01:28:59,310 --> 01:29:01,413 MAYBE I DON'T HAVE TO CUT OUT DAIRY COMPLETELY. 1549 01:29:01,513 --> 01:29:07,018 MAYBE I JUST HAVE TO HAVE BALANCE AND HAVE, LIKE, A SALAD OR SOMETHING. 1550 01:29:07,118 --> 01:29:08,354 -A SALAD? 1551 01:29:08,454 --> 01:29:10,756 WHAT IS THAT, LIKE, MEXICAN, OR...? 1552 01:29:10,855 --> 01:29:13,459 SAH-LAD, SAH-LAD! 1553 01:29:13,559 --> 01:29:15,093 YEAH. 1554 01:29:15,193 --> 01:29:17,862 -ANYWAY, I KNOW YOU'RE ENGAGED AND EVERYTHING. 1555 01:29:17,962 --> 01:29:22,333 I'M NOT...ENGAGED -- ANYMORE. 1556 01:29:22,434 --> 01:29:24,969 -YOU'RE NOT ENGAGED? -NO. 1557 01:29:25,069 --> 01:29:26,170 -WHAT HAPPENED? 1558 01:29:26,270 --> 01:29:28,807 -HE JUST WASN'T THE RIGHT GUY FOR ME, YOU KNOW? 1559 01:29:28,906 --> 01:29:31,976 -CRAZY. 1560 01:29:32,076 --> 01:29:35,447 -YES, WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS SOME MADNESS IN LOVE, 1561 01:29:35,547 --> 01:29:38,249 BUT THERE'S ALSO SOME REASON IN MADNESS. 1562 01:29:38,349 --> 01:29:41,919 -FRED PIZZA. -FRED PIZZA. 1563 01:29:43,756 --> 01:29:46,592 SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1564 01:29:46,692 --> 01:29:50,763 -UH, UM...I WAS WONDERING -- 1565 01:29:50,863 --> 01:29:53,399 DO YOU WANT TO GET THAT CUP OF COFFEE? 1566 01:29:55,967 --> 01:29:58,236 -YES. 1567 01:29:59,170 --> 01:30:02,173 -WAIT, I WASN'T READY FOR THAT. CAN WE KISS AGAIN? -YEAH. 1568 01:30:02,273 --> 01:30:03,742 -WAIT A SECOND. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? 1569 01:30:03,842 --> 01:30:06,377 -OH, WELL, I FOUND HIM ON THE STREET 1570 01:30:06,478 --> 01:30:09,681 OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE, BUT HE WAS SO CUTE AND BIG AND FLUFFY, 1571 01:30:09,782 --> 01:30:11,382 I JUST HAD TO KIND OF TAKE HIM IN. 1572 01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:19,892 HOW ABOUT WE HAVE THAT CUP OF COFFEE HERE? 1573 01:30:26,532 --> 01:30:30,134 -REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I MENTIONED THE WHOLE DADDY ISSUE THING 1574 01:30:30,234 --> 01:30:32,604 AND HOW CASSIE WOULD DEFINITELY LEAVE SAM? 1575 01:30:32,704 --> 01:30:34,305 WELL, MAYBE I WAS A LITTLE OFF. 1576 01:30:34,405 --> 01:30:36,909 OKAY, I WAS -- I WAS WAY OFF. 1577 01:30:37,008 --> 01:30:39,177 AS IT TURNS OUT, CASSIE WAS SOMEHOW ABLE 1578 01:30:39,277 --> 01:30:42,648 TO SEE BEYOND SAM'S SLIGHTLY CHUBBY EXTERIOR. 1579 01:30:42,748 --> 01:30:45,149 AND WHILE SAM WORKED OFF THE OLD POUNDS 1580 01:30:45,249 --> 01:30:47,486 ONE AT A TIME -- LIKE REALLY SLOWLY -- 1581 01:30:47,586 --> 01:30:48,821 CASSIE STUCK AROUND. 1582 01:30:48,921 --> 01:30:53,057 I GUESS FOR HER, SAM IS WORTH THE WAIT. 1583 01:30:56,848 --> 01:31:01,848 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 113361

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