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Aren't you curious
about who bought
our old house?
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How come you're so
obsessed with this.
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It's where we grew up.
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I'm just surprised
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That you don't
have any feelings
for it at all.
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Well, god,
it's not like
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It's the first
mcdonald's
or something.
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Look at that--
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Final notice from
my insurance company.
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Well, good.
I was sick of
hearing from them.
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Well...
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It's special.
It's our house.
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Hey, Jackie,
you forget.
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Ever since dad
sold that house,
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It's also become home
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To three other
dysfunctional families.
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I'm going to change.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey!
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What?
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What are you
doing upstairs
with some boy?
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Well,
no one was home,
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So I figured,
"why not become
a woman?"
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Cut it out, Darlene.
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She's not a woman,
Mrs.. Conner.
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Nothing
was going on.
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Excuse me. I'm
waiting for her
to lie to me.
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I don't have to
explain myself
to you.
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Yes you do.
See how big
I am?
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We were
working on this.
It's a comic book.
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I do the drawings.
She writes the words.
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Don't show her.
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This is
what you were
working on?
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Yes.
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Zombies eating
people's brains?
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Well,
it's not done yet.
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Yeah, but I see
what it's saying.
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It's saying
that you were
not upstairs
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Groping my daughter.
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I like it.
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I'm going to take off.
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I'll see you
at school tomorrow.
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You're going?
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Yeah, I guess.
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All right. Me, too.
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Can you believe her?
She just had to
embarrass me.
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Well, you got to
understand, Darlene.
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That's not just
any guy there.
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That's
Mark's brother.
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That's not his fault.
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Maybe she'll
see that eventually.
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Look at these drawings.
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Oh, yeah.
These are great.
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You guys
put a lot of time
in on this.
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Yeah. A couple
of weeks.
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I think of
the story,
and he draws it.
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We're
totally in sync.
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We've got
a couple more
stories worked out.
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It's going to be
a whole series.
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They're not
just comic books.
They're graphic novels.
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What?
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Oh, it's just great
to see you like this,
Darlene.
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You know,
excited about
something.
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Oh, man.
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I mean, ever since
you quit basketball--
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Stop it.
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All right.
Can I read it?
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I guess.
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I'm just so
proud of you!
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That's quite enough.
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Todd's fish
died today.
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That's a shame.
Was he sad?
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Yeah, but he
felt better
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After we put it
in the street
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And watch a car
smash it.
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D.J., we're eating.
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So, beck, you're
going out with Mark
on saturday, huh?
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Jackie!
I said we're eating.
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Well, it's not a date.
He wants to talk.
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That can be
pretty tough
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With his tongue
crammed down
your throat.
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Darlene, it's over
between us.
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But I think
he misses me
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And wants to come
crawling back.
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That's it.
I'm not hungry
at all anymore.
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Then how come
he didn't ask you out
for friday night?
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What do you mean?
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Well,
you've got to wonder
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What other moron
he's crawling to.
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Did you
hear something
from david?
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Is he going out
with somebody else?
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00:05:04,667 --> 00:05:07,868
Do you care?
It's over between
you and baghead.
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00:05:07,868 --> 00:05:10,100
Well, it is.
I don't care.
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Good. Nobody cares.
New topic.
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Oh, look.
Daddy's home.
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We'll talk about daddy.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I got to talking
with Mark at the shop.
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Really?
What did he say?
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It wasn't about you.
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He said david
cut school
the other day
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And went to Chicago.
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He ratted out
his own brother.
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I think he was
proud of the kid.
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But you're not
hanging around
with david
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If he's pulling
this crap.
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How come he was
in Chicago?
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How should I know?
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Something about
a comic book
convention.
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Comic book convention,
huh?
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'Cause you know
I can call the school
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And find out
if you ditched, too.
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The convention
was only there
for two days.
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You went to Chicago
with him?
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It's not a big deal
out of this.
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Oh, I am
going to make
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A huge deal
out of this!
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You get up for school
and wind up in Chicago?
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We don't even know?
Something could
have happened!
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How could you
do something so stupid?
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We took the bus.
Nothing happened.
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Till now.
You're grounded.
You are so grounded.
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And don't think
you're just
laying around.
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You'll do something
useful.
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And you'll hate it.
128
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Or else
we'll think of something
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Even more useful.
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Doesn't anybody
want to know
why we went?
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You're not
seeing david no more.
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Because of him
you lied,
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You went to Chicago,
and you skipped school.
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You need more?
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The convention
was important to us.
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We're serious
about this stuff.
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You can do
better than that,
Darlene.
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I can't believe this.
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So did Mark say
where he was going
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After he left
the shop?
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Hey, can I have
some of that
chocolate?
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No, D.J.
It's baker's chocolate.
You won't like it.
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Please?
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It doesn't have
any sugar in it.
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Come on.
It won't spoil
my dinner.
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O.k. Go for it.
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Eew! It's awful!
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Well, I guess
that's a lesson
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Every kid's
got to learn
once, huh?
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Are you kidding?
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He does that
every single time
I bake a cake.
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Hey.
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Hi, Arnie.
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How are you
doing, Arnie?
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I'm doing
pretty good.
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Dan said I could
borrow the truck,
you got the keys.
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The keys are
on that hook there.
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That chocolate?
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Yeah! Help yourself.
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Thanks.
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00:08:04,834 --> 00:08:07,834
Hey, listen.
I got a little
problem with Nancy,
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And I know she listens
to you guys.
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What's going on?
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She's driving me nuts.
She's trying
to change me.
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She says
I got potential.
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Well, do you want me
to set her straight,
Arnie?
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Would you?
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What are you doing
with the truck?
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Mine's in the shop.
The demolition crew's
letting me salvage
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The copper pipes
from your old place.
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Demolition?
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Yeah. They're putting up
a burger heaven.
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I can't
believe this!
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It's great.
The whole block
will smell like chili.
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You know...
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Rosie, I don't want
to say nothing,
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But there's something
really wrong
with this stuff.
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You know, Darlene,
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I've never seen you
look as lovely
as you do now.
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I can't believe
you didn't
get busted, too.
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I was.
I'm in my room
right now.
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When I'm ready
to admit I'm wrong,
I can come out.
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Oh, no!
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What?
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00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:34,701
I just found
my old hamster.
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00:09:36,467 --> 00:09:38,334
Darlene,
your mom said
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You had some stuff
of mine--oh, man!
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Well, you've see me.
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Now you must die.
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Get out of here!
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You won't
tell anybody?
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Live in fear, david.
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I can do that.
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Hey! Your mom
catches him in here,
you're dead!
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Thanks for the tip.
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00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,868
Looks like
you're doing
a pretty good job.
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00:10:03,868 --> 00:10:05,467
What do you want?
198
00:10:05,467 --> 00:10:06,868
You mad at me?
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00:10:06,868 --> 00:10:09,367
Why would I be
mad at you?
200
00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:12,434
Just because
you let them dump
all over me?
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00:10:12,434 --> 00:10:15,934
If you want me
to say it's o.k.
To go to Chicago
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00:10:15,934 --> 00:10:17,968
Without telling anybody,
I won't!
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00:10:17,968 --> 00:10:20,400
You could have
told them
it was important.
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00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,400
They think this
comic book convention
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Is just some lame excuse
to cut school.
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They think
that me and david
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00:10:26,968 --> 00:10:29,000
Are like Mark
and Becky.
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I couldn't
say anything!
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00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:32,901
You told me
how great it was
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That I was finally
getting into something.
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They weren't
going to listen
to me!
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You're right.
The best thing to do
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Was to let them
dump all over me.
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Darlene!
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Just leave me alone.
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00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:08,334
Thanks for
picking me up, beck.
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00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,834
Deej, where's mom?
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00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:15,234
She went out.
She said she'd be
back in an hour.
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00:11:15,234 --> 00:11:16,834
Hey, dad,
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00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:19,300
How come Mark
couldn't drive you home?
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00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:21,634
Uh...he left early.
222
00:11:21,634 --> 00:11:23,767
Hmm.
223
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,934
Well, he usually doesn't
leave early, does he?
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He did tonight.
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00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,534
Did he smell good
when he left?
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00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:36,200
I Try not to
sniff the help,
Becky.
227
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,167
Well, you know
what I mean.
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I don't know
if he's dating
anyone else, o.k.?
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00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,601
You're with him
all day.
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And he's always been
a gentleman.
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Never laid a hand
on me.
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Hey.
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00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,434
What?
234
00:11:49,434 --> 00:11:51,667
Nothing. Just hey.
235
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,534
You done out there?
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00:11:53,534 --> 00:11:56,200
I guess that would be
up to you.
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00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,467
I got an idea.
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00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,300
Since mom's gone
for a little longer,
239
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,801
Let's get a pizza.
240
00:12:01,801 --> 00:12:04,667
Darlene,
what don't you want
on your half?
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00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:06,100
I'll have this
upstairs.
242
00:12:08,734 --> 00:12:10,567
Here we go again.
243
00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:12,400
Now she'll
sit in her room
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00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,100
And mope
for six months.
245
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,767
She's so immature.
246
00:12:18,334 --> 00:12:19,734
Good! He's home!
247
00:12:30,234 --> 00:12:32,767
We should have
asked Arnie
for the key.
248
00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:35,133
Oh, we'll be in
in a minute.
249
00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:36,901
Oh!
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00:12:36,901 --> 00:12:38,767
The branch
is creaking,
Jackie.
251
00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:42,367
It never creaked
back when we
were kids.
252
00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:44,200
Well, the tree's
older now,
and you're...
253
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:47,634
Older now, too.
254
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:51,267
Hey, we both fall
at the same speed,
slim.
255
00:12:51,267 --> 00:12:53,033
I'm hurrying.
256
00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:56,167
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
257
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:59,200
All these years,
nobody ever fixed that.
258
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,934
Oh, just get in.
259
00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:05,167
Oh...
260
00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:07,501
Nice branch.
261
00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:10,234
Good branch.
262
00:13:10,234 --> 00:13:13,734
Strong branch.
263
00:13:13,734 --> 00:13:14,934
Oh...
264
00:13:17,234 --> 00:13:18,968
Whoa!
265
00:13:18,968 --> 00:13:23,267
I just flashed
on winnie the pooh
and the honey tree.
266
00:13:24,767 --> 00:13:28,501
Just get me in here,
all right?
267
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:33,167
How many times
do you think we did that?
268
00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:35,234
You sneaking in
after seeing Dan.
269
00:13:35,234 --> 00:13:37,200
You're supposed to
have been studying.
270
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,000
Oh, man. About now...
271
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,734
I'd be wondering
if I remembered
my underwear.
272
00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:45,267
Shh!
273
00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:47,200
You'll wake up
mom and dad.
274
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,033
You were supposed to
be in by 11:00.
275
00:13:50,033 --> 00:13:51,567
Well, after the party
276
00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:54,801
Me and Dan went over
to his house
277
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,868
And we had three kids.
278
00:13:56,868 --> 00:13:58,300
Don't tell mom!
279
00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:00,501
Wow...
280
00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:02,734
Our room.
281
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:06,200
Eew. Eew, it even
smells the same.
282
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,534
Yeah.
283
00:14:07,534 --> 00:14:10,200
Eew.
You know that smell
of burned meat
284
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,734
And oppression.
285
00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:17,467
Hey, look, Jackie.
There's the vent.
286
00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:20,467
Yeah. Mom and dad
never did figure out
287
00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:23,667
We could hear everything
that went on in their
bedroom thru that vent.
288
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:27,434
Screaming and yelling
and crying.
289
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:30,534
Yeah. We never did
hear any sex...
290
00:14:30,534 --> 00:14:34,601
Unless that's what
all the crying
and yelling was about.
291
00:14:34,601 --> 00:14:36,667
Well, it helped us
figure out
292
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,767
How bad trouble
we were in.
293
00:14:38,767 --> 00:14:42,100
Five minutes
before the knock
on the door.
294
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,167
Yeah. But that
was a help.
295
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:47,667
Gave us a chance
to run in and confess,
296
00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,200
Score those
honesty points.
297
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,434
Yeah, or get our
stories straight.
298
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,200
You remember the week
we took turns listening
299
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,234
To see if they knew
about bloomington?
300
00:14:56,234 --> 00:14:58,667
Yeah, that frat party.
301
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:01,601
We were
may too mature
for high school guys.
302
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:05,734
Yeah, so we end up
with these future
doctors and lawyers
303
00:15:05,734 --> 00:15:08,934
Playing up, up and away
on their armpits.
304
00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:11,100
Yeah.
We slept in a car.
305
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,767
What were we thinking?
306
00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:15,801
We could have
gotten really hurt,
you know,
307
00:15:15,801 --> 00:15:19,834
And mom and dad
had no idea
where we were.
308
00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:22,200
But I guess
that's just the...
309
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,334
Crazy kind of stuff
kids do.
310
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,501
Oh, gee, Jackie,
311
00:15:31,501 --> 00:15:35,234
That sounds just like
what Darlene did.
312
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:38,167
I guess I'm just
no better than her.
313
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:41,200
How could I be
so blind?
314
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,334
My point exactly.
315
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:47,501
When you
remember to water
your chia pet,
316
00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:51,167
You can criticize
the way I raise
my kids.
317
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:54,801
Roseanne, wait.
318
00:15:55,968 --> 00:15:57,667
Come on.
319
00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,200
O.k., so what we did
was stupid.
320
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,200
But if we would have
gotten caught,
321
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,133
We would have
gotten busted
and deserved it.
322
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,634
Yes, but Darlene says
that what she did
was important.
323
00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:11,801
She said
the same thing
324
00:16:11,801 --> 00:16:13,701
When she shaved
D.J.'s head.
325
00:16:13,701 --> 00:16:16,701
The comic book thing
means a lot to her.
326
00:16:16,701 --> 00:16:18,868
I Believe her,
because she
gave me hell
327
00:16:18,868 --> 00:16:21,000
For not sticking up
for her.
328
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,300
Usually when
she's mad at you,
she's nice to me.
329
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:28,000
Now we're on
the same side.
That just stinks.
330
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,234
O.k., so this thing
is really important
to her.
331
00:16:31,234 --> 00:16:34,167
I never told her to quit
the comic book thing.
332
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:38,234
You did, kind of,
'cause david
does the pictures.
333
00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:41,901
O.k.
O.k., I get it.
334
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,634
Shut up.
335
00:16:43,634 --> 00:16:45,367
All right.
You're welcome.
336
00:16:45,367 --> 00:16:48,234
Hey, it's our
living room, Jackie.
337
00:16:48,234 --> 00:16:49,534
Yeah.
338
00:16:49,534 --> 00:16:50,734
Couch there.
339
00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:52,234
Tv there.
340
00:16:52,234 --> 00:16:55,234
Blue barcalounger.
341
00:16:55,234 --> 00:16:57,067
Green shag carpeting
342
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:59,767
As far as
the eye could see.
343
00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:02,767
Hey. You remember
that oil painting
that was there?
344
00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:06,200
It was a picture
of a long, winding road.
345
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,534
I Used to
stare at that thing
for hours.
346
00:17:09,534 --> 00:17:11,300
That's 'cause
I told you
347
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,434
It was the andy
griffith show.
348
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,767
You were
so mean to me.
349
00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:17,901
I was not.
350
00:17:17,901 --> 00:17:21,300
Yes, you were!
You lied to me
all the time.
351
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,234
You'd tease me
and pinch me.
352
00:17:23,234 --> 00:17:26,200
Mom would say,
"just ignore her
and she'll stop."
353
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,567
Mom never
understood me.
354
00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:31,701
My field hockey trophy
was right here,
355
00:17:31,701 --> 00:17:35,067
And this is the clock
that mom got
356
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:37,000
When aunt betty died.
357
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,501
The fish!
358
00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:41,133
Oh, god! Yeah!
359
00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:43,234
Dad's stuffed
swordfish deal.
360
00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:45,234
Yeah.
I Remember crying
361
00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:47,901
When he
brought that thing home.
362
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,767
Yeah, that's
'cause I told you
it was flipper.
363
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,000
God, I'm--
364
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,200
I was such an idiot!
365
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:04,400
And, uh, remember
what was over there,
Jackie?
366
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,200
We don't need
to get into this.
367
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,934
We're having
a good time here.
368
00:18:08,934 --> 00:18:11,100
You want to
get into our memories.
369
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:13,167
This is part of
our memories.
370
00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:15,801
The belt.
Dad's belt, o.k.?
371
00:18:15,801 --> 00:18:17,767
It was
30 years ago,
Roseanne.
372
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:21,000
Parents
spanked their kids
back then.
373
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,434
Spanked?
374
00:18:24,234 --> 00:18:27,734
Come on, Jackie.
He hit us with a belt.
375
00:18:27,734 --> 00:18:30,701
Well, kids got hit
with belts.
376
00:18:30,701 --> 00:18:32,467
Yeah,
but did their dads
377
00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:34,968
Strap some big
razor strap
on the wall
378
00:18:34,968 --> 00:18:37,033
Right by
the front door,
379
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,501
So when you came in
you'd see it
380
00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:41,501
And always worry
what would happen
381
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:43,734
If you
stepped out of line?
382
00:18:43,734 --> 00:18:46,234
Maybe
he was trying to
psyche us out.
383
00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:48,834
Yeah, well.
He was good at that.
384
00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:51,834
Remember
he'd make us
bring it to him?
385
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,901
Well, mom wasn't
any help either.
386
00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:56,300
She could have
said something.
387
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:59,033
She'd just
stay in there
washing dishes.
388
00:18:59,033 --> 00:19:01,834
That was mom.
Ignore it,
and it'll go away.
389
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:05,100
She let the damn thing
hang there,
390
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,734
And we're supposed to
explain why it's there
391
00:19:07,734 --> 00:19:09,534
To our friends?
392
00:19:09,534 --> 00:19:13,067
I told people
it was Elvis' belt.
393
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:14,067
Well, yeah.
394
00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:16,000
But you had
stupid friends.
395
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,167
Or they were just
trying to be nice.
396
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,968
Let's face it,
Jackie.
397
00:19:22,968 --> 00:19:26,200
Our family was like
totally screwed up,
398
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,267
Which is probably
why I got fat
399
00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:31,701
And you can't have
any decent
relationship
400
00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:33,400
With any man.
401
00:19:34,734 --> 00:19:35,968
Or...
402
00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:37,167
Maybe...
403
00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:39,701
I just never found
the right guy,
404
00:19:39,701 --> 00:19:42,100
And you never found
the wrong doughnut.
405
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,734
Well...
That's probably
how we survived.
406
00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:52,934
We could always
make each other
laugh.
407
00:19:52,934 --> 00:19:54,033
I know.
408
00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:57,400
Are you sorry
you came?
409
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,801
No. No.
410
00:19:58,801 --> 00:20:00,934
'Cause I think,
well, you know,
411
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:04,634
We probably
needed to do this.
412
00:20:06,234 --> 00:20:08,000
Goodbye, house.
413
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,234
Yeah.
414
00:20:09,234 --> 00:20:12,934
Man. Let's go pick up
a couple of burgers.
415
00:20:12,934 --> 00:20:15,667
Yeah...or sailors.
416
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:30,434
Captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.
417
00:20:30,434 --> 00:20:34,567
Public performance of captions
prohibited without permission of
national captioning institute
418
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,634
So?
419
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,300
Not bad.
420
00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:44,133
I Divided everything
into sections--
421
00:20:44,133 --> 00:20:46,834
Automotive, gardening,
422
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:48,434
And home repair.
423
00:20:48,434 --> 00:20:52,601
That's a lot better
than the animal,
vegetable, mineral system
424
00:20:52,601 --> 00:20:54,200
You had going, Dan.
425
00:21:01,868 --> 00:21:03,868
Tools on the pegboard?
426
00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:05,834
Isn't that
what you wanted?
427
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:07,067
It's fine.
428
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,601
What's all this?
429
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:13,067
I Divided
the nuts and bolts
and screws and nails
430
00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:15,234
And put them
in separate jars.
431
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,033
Is that o.k.?
432
00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:19,868
Next time,
check with me first.
433
00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:24,601
Well, am I done?
434
00:21:26,133 --> 00:21:27,634
I guess.
435
00:21:29,968 --> 00:21:35,000
So here's the deal--
you're off of grounding
and you can see david.
436
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,133
Really?
437
00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:38,501
Thanks to your
aunt Jackie. But--
438
00:21:38,501 --> 00:21:41,133
You mess up
in any way,
and he's gone.
439
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,634
You got it?
440
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,367
Yeah, o.k.
441
00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:48,067
O.k. Now,
go spread joy.
442
00:21:51,868 --> 00:21:54,868
Whee!
443
00:21:56,968 --> 00:22:00,701
Man, this place
is almost as clean
as the kitchen.
444
00:22:00,701 --> 00:22:02,667
There's actually room
for my truck.
445
00:22:02,667 --> 00:22:04,868
You ain't driving
that filthy thing
in here.
446
00:22:04,868 --> 00:22:07,100
Jeez, this is
unbelievable!
447
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:10,868
You know, report cards
are coming up.
448
00:22:10,868 --> 00:22:15,100
I Bet we can get her
to build us a pool.
449
00:22:16,267 --> 00:22:18,100
This is so unfair.
450
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:20,100
When I started
seeing Mark,
451
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:21,868
You guys made it
impossible.
452
00:22:21,868 --> 00:22:25,234
You totally caved
on this david thing.
This sucks.
453
00:22:25,234 --> 00:22:28,234
It's not the same.
She's not dating
this boy.
454
00:22:28,234 --> 00:22:30,234
Oh, please! You
know she's gonna!
455
00:22:30,234 --> 00:22:32,067
What do you want,
Becky?
456
00:22:32,067 --> 00:22:35,133
I'm sick of
the double standard
around here.
457
00:22:35,133 --> 00:22:37,834
I want us both
to be treated
the same.
458
00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:40,067
O.k. Then you
get started
459
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,300
On cleaning up
the basement!
460
00:22:43,634 --> 00:22:45,133
Why do I bother?
461
00:22:47,334 --> 00:22:50,834
Nice save on the
double-standard deal.
462
00:22:50,834 --> 00:22:54,067
But you know,
we don't have to see it
463
00:22:54,067 --> 00:22:55,901
As a double standard.
464
00:22:55,901 --> 00:22:58,667
Let's see it as
different kids
need different rules.
465
00:22:58,667 --> 00:23:00,701
Yes, that's good.
466
00:23:00,701 --> 00:23:03,467
And we didn't cave
on this david thing.
467
00:23:03,467 --> 00:23:05,400
We adapted to
a difficult situation.
468
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,100
Well done, my man.
469
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:09,434
Hey, I got one.
470
00:23:09,434 --> 00:23:12,167
Darlene isn't
totally out of control.
471
00:23:12,167 --> 00:23:13,734
She's spunky.
472
00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:17,267
Quite.
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