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Damn. This lane
is definitely warped.
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Dan now you're
hooking the ball.
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You gotta take some spin off.
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I know exactly how much
spin I need, Arnie.
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The spin's related to
how much wax on the alleys.
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It's a matter of physics.
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Jeez!
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Oh, I think you forgot
to account for
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the curvature
of the Earth.
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I'm going for a beer.
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How else wants one?
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You'll get bloated
and bowl like a duck.
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My average is
five points higher
than yours, man.
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Are you saying I'm the reason
we're in last place
in the league?
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Well, yeah.
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What about the other
two guys?
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They say it, too.
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How can two grownups
argue over nothing?
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Well, you're new
to this
marriage business.
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You'll catch on.
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How's married life
treating you?
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It's o.k.
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My parents came over
for dinner last weekend.
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Everything was going
fine until dessert
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when Arnie asked my mom
if she cut one.
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Men.
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If they have to ask,
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You know it's them.
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Oh...man, my back
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is not good.
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I'm going to skip it.
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Just put me down
for a spare.
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I'm putting myself
down, too.
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Mom, I need more quarters
for the video games.
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Just take it out
of your allowance.
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I didn't want
to come here!
You made me!
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You begged me.
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Did, too!
Did not!
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Mom!
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All right.
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I'll give you
2 more bucks.
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That's not enough!
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That is it!
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It's quality time.
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Hey, Deej,
how's my best buddy
in the whole world?
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O.k.
Run along now, son.
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Boy,
that's a cute kid.
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Uh-oh. No more beer
for Arnie.
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Kind of makes you think,
don't it, Nancy?
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Tick, tick, tick, tick.
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Hey, Rose. A spare.
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Very good.
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Well, I learned
everything I know
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from you, honey.
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Why didn't you
give yourself a strike?
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'Cause
the lane's warped.
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Hey, I'm up.
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What's all this
tick, tick, tick stuff?
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Arnie's on my back
to have a baby.
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Well, maybe
one of these days,
he'll get it right.
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I hope not.
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I don't want to
walk around
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with a bowling ball
in my belly
for nine months.
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You also
got to carry around
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two of them
in your bra for
a year and a half.
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Between
the gutters, Arnie.
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Between
the gutters, huh?
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Funny, Frank.
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He's just trying
to psych you out.
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What was that
all about?
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His team's
in 9th place,
we're in 10th,
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So he thinks
he's better than us.
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Calm down.
Wait till
saturday night.
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We'll show him
who's worse.
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God, what difference
does it make?
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Oh, they have some
really intelligent
league tradition
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that the last-place guys
have to drink beer
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out of
their bowling shoes.
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Yecchh.
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Really, it didn't
taste that bad.
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Oh, hey, you guys.
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Hi.
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What are you guys
doing here?
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I'm playing back there
in the bar this weekend.
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We're checking out
the room.
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We'll have to
go see you.
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Is there
a cover charge?
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Not for
my personal friends.
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Or anybody else.
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It would be great
if you guys
could be there.
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We could all take
turns requesting
Harper valley PTA.
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I think I need
a new groupie here.
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See you guys later.
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Yeah, saturday night.
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Hey, Rosie,
you're up.
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What do you want us
to put this frame?
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I'm really going
to go for it this time.
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Stand back.
Here she comes!
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Do it, Rosie.
Knock them down.
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I certainly will.
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I'm going to kill them.
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There will be
nothing left but dust.
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I plan to completely
pulverize them
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With my pretty
pink ball.
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She gets a good arc.
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What did I get
this time?
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I'm giving you
another spare.
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Oh, great.
Hey, I'm being
really consistent.
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I can't believe this,
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Mark is an hour
and a half late.
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Where in the hell
is he?
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Well, it's
pretty dark out.
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I mean, maybe
he thinks he's asleep.
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Mother,
shut her up.
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At least wait
until your sister's
out of the room.
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God, I'm not just
going to sit around
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and wait for him.
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Who does
he think he is?
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Don't, Darlene.
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Dan, are you
going to read us
the funny parts?
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This guy's
paying me to service
his snowmobiles.
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I figure
I should know
what one looks like.
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You said it was like
a motorcycle on skis.
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Apparently I lied.
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You can do it, right?
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If I don't have
to do drywall,
I can do anything.
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Ah-choo!
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Why don't you just
vomit on my plate?
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Come here, you.
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You know, you've been
sneezing all day.
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Let me feel
your head here.
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I'm o.k.
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You don't have a fever,
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but I don't
want you to go
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to the bowling alley
tonight.
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You'll just run around
and get more sick.
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No, I won't.
138
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No, you're going
to stay home.
139
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Hey, Darlene,
can you sit with him?
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No, I'm going out.
141
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What do you mean?
You never go out.
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Well, then I feel
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I should be
encouraged to do so.
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Come on, Darlene.
145
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No, I can't.
I already told you.
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I'm helping Karen
take inventory.
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She's paying me
10 bucks.
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O.k.
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See ya.
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[Telephone rings]
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Phone.
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Oh, no. Let me.
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[Ring]
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Nancy.
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Jackie? No, Jackie's
not here.
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Yeah, I am.
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Oh. Yes, she is.
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I told Nancy
to try here
if I wasn't home.
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When did you start
talking to Nancy?
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Give me the phone.
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Nance? Hi!
I just walked in.
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Maybe Jackie
could baby-sit.
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Shh, shh. I can't overhear
what they're saying.
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If I find them tonight,
I'll bring them.
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O.k. Sure.
167
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Yeah,
I'll see you there.
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O.k. Bye.
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Is there a box
of my stuff
in your garage?
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00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:08,601
Yeah, a couple.
What are you
looking for?
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Just my old ice skates.
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I'm giving them
to Nancy.
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We're going ice-skating
on tuesday.
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Like, you're all
chummy with her
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after you had
some affair
with her husband?
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That was not an affair,
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That was
a one-night mistake.
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And they weren't even
engaged at the time.
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Besides, she and I
talked it through,
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and everything's fine
between us.
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How come Jackie
and Nancy are going out
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and having
some great time,
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and they don't even
think to invite me?
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What does it
matter, dear?
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Because
she's my friend,
and she's my sister.
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They're going
to plan to have some
great time together,
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and they're not even
thinking to invite me.
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If it wasn't for me,
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they wouldn't even
know each other.
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There is the whole
sordid Arnie
connection, dear.
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Ah, yeah, right.
Like they're
getting together
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to some little
"I slept with Arnie"
fan club
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that I can't even be
a member of.
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You know what I mean.
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* Smoke blowin' down
from a cabin on the hill *
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* Smoke blowin' down
in the street *
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* Some kind of sweet-smellin'
mystical backdrop *
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* To the story unfoldin'
at my feet *
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* Used to walk around *
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* With my eyes on fire *
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* My nerves real close
to my skin *
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Shut the door!
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* I had a fist full
of questions *
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* And a brand
on my cheek *
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* And we would *
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* Skate where
the ice got thin **
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Whoo!
Oh, whoa!
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00:10:04,901 --> 00:10:05,901
Thank you.
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00:10:05,901 --> 00:10:07,734
All right!
Yeah!
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I'd like to introduce
the band.
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Hank, Pete...
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That's Jackie,
that's Nancy,
that's Roseanne,
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00:10:14,634 --> 00:10:16,667
And you know
Bonnie, right?
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You girls got
any requests?
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How about doing
the dishes?
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I don't know that one.
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How about a nice
romantic dinner?
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I'm so hungry.
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All right. Band's going out
for a chili dog.
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We'll return
in five minutes.
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He's good.
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00:10:30,868 --> 00:10:32,467
Don't tell him that.
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He'll want
to go on the road,
and that's no good.
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All those beautiful
young girls
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Bouncing up
and down saying,
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"Get off the stage,
grandpa."
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I love him
way too much
to let that happen.
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Ohh.
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I thought you were
with D.J. Tonight.
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Mark never showed up,
so Becky's there.
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I really
like Bonnie.
She's great.
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Yeah, she's cool.
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Let's invite her
to go ice-skating
with us tuesday.
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00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:58,767
Oh, yeah.
Great. O.k.
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J., ready for
another beer?
236
00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:02,133
Yeah, sure.
237
00:11:02,133 --> 00:11:05,133
Yo, booze guy,
a couple more!
238
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I like beer.
239
00:11:06,634 --> 00:11:08,133
Oh. Make it three.
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Thanks, J.
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Is something wrong?
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00:11:12,868 --> 00:11:14,300
No, nothing's wrong.
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O.k. Thank you.
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Hmm. My, my, my, my.
245
00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,801
Oh, girl,
you are so bad.
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I'm just looking.
247
00:11:23,634 --> 00:11:25,601
You know
I'm totally devoted
248
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to turning Arnie
into something
I can live with.
249
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But that doesn't
mean I can't look.
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Back me up, Rosie.
You still look,
don't you?
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After you get
a few kids,
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every time you look
at a man,
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00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:40,133
all's you see
is more kids.
254
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,567
See? That's exactly
what we were talking about.
255
00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:43,567
Yeah, really.
256
00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:44,567
What?
257
00:11:44,567 --> 00:11:47,567
Arnie is begging her
to have a kid.
258
00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:49,067
I know that, Jackie.
259
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,634
Jackie was so great.
260
00:11:50,634 --> 00:11:53,167
No, now, I didn't
tell you anything
261
00:11:53,167 --> 00:11:54,567
you didn't
already know.
262
00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:57,133
I know,
but I already
made up my mind.
263
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,033
I'm not rushing
into anything.
264
00:11:59,033 --> 00:12:00,033
Right.
265
00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:03,100
You were talking to
Jackie about kids?
266
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:04,534
Is that wrong?
267
00:12:04,534 --> 00:12:07,100
Well...Jackie doesn't even
have any kids.
268
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:10,000
I mean, if anybody
should be telling you
269
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,501
not to have kids,
270
00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:13,567
I think it should be me.
271
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,400
You're sure
you're o.k.?
272
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,901
I'm fine.
273
00:12:16,901 --> 00:12:19,300
Well, we weren't
really talking
about having kids.
274
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,567
we were talking
about our careers
275
00:12:21,567 --> 00:12:24,601
and how kids would
get in the way
right now.
276
00:12:24,601 --> 00:12:26,501
Oh, well, then
that's cool,
277
00:12:26,501 --> 00:12:27,934
talking to Jackie
about careers.
278
00:12:27,934 --> 00:12:29,501
I mean, after all,
279
00:12:29,501 --> 00:12:33,234
she has had more
than anybody else
in the world.
280
00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:34,667
You're mad at me.
281
00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:36,400
I'm not mad.
282
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,968
I know the difference
283
00:12:37,968 --> 00:12:39,467
between when
you're really mad
284
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,701
and when you're
just being yourself.
285
00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:43,267
I am not mad.
286
00:12:43,267 --> 00:12:45,100
You're not
looking at me.
287
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:47,601
See? When she doesn't
make eye contact,
288
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,968
that means she's mad.
289
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,667
I am looking at you.
290
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:51,701
See?
291
00:12:51,701 --> 00:12:52,767
Ouch.
292
00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:54,701
I didn't want
to start anything
293
00:12:54,701 --> 00:12:56,701
in front of your
little friend.
294
00:12:56,701 --> 00:12:57,767
Oh.
295
00:12:57,767 --> 00:12:59,267
You're mad at me?
296
00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:00,701
I'm not mad.
297
00:13:00,701 --> 00:13:02,267
Time out. I get it.
298
00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:03,701
Roseanne,
we didn't invite you
299
00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:05,400
Because you hate
ice-skating.
300
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,400
You complain whenever
I try and get you to go.
301
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:11,267
Last time you went,
you hurt your back.
302
00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:13,834
Nice try.
303
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,334
Do you want
to go ice-skating
304
00:13:16,334 --> 00:13:17,767
with me and Nancy on tuesday?
305
00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:20,734
Well, I don't want
any pity invitation.
306
00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,534
How about
if we're begging?
307
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,567
O.k.
308
00:13:27,567 --> 00:13:30,167
Great.
The three of us
will go.
309
00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:32,067
It'll be a lot
of fun.
310
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,467
O.k.
311
00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:36,400
Hey, maybe instead
of ice-skating, you know,
312
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,667
we could go see
a real nice movie.
313
00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:41,133
We're going skating.
314
00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:44,667
Fine. I guess I just
don't get any say in it.
315
00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:51,367
Yes!
Yeah!
316
00:13:51,367 --> 00:13:52,400
Yes!
317
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,934
All right.
318
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,200
Damn!
319
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,767
It's all right, Ray.
320
00:14:01,767 --> 00:14:04,567
That's six pins we didn't
have a minute ago.
321
00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:07,067
Hey, Arnie?
Before you fill up
those size 12s,
322
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:09,701
maybe you ought to get
a designated driver.
323
00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:11,400
Shut up, skinhead.
324
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,400
Settle down.
He's got you
rattled.
325
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,868
It's looking bad, Dan.
326
00:14:14,868 --> 00:14:16,400
I'm not going
to worry.
327
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,434
We're down by 30 pins,
328
00:14:18,434 --> 00:14:19,934
You're not going
to worry?
329
00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:22,434
When I worry,
my feet sweat.
330
00:14:22,434 --> 00:14:24,000
Come on, Chuckie!
331
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,834
Let's go, big C.!
332
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:29,767
You got to be
on the job site
7:00 monday morning.
333
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:32,634
I'm going to
have to bail
on that drywall job.
334
00:14:32,634 --> 00:14:36,567
I just got a big
snowmobile deal
down at the shop.
335
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:38,000
It's all right,
Chuckie.
336
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,634
Pick it up on
the next ball, babe.
337
00:14:40,634 --> 00:14:43,133
I went out
on a limb for you.
338
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,834
You can get
david Carr.
339
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:46,868
I know who I can get.
340
00:14:46,868 --> 00:14:49,234
Sorry, Arnie.
This is a big
break for me.
341
00:14:49,234 --> 00:14:50,868
If this deal
pans out,
342
00:14:50,868 --> 00:14:53,534
I'll never have to
take another crappy
construction job.
343
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:59,100
Ooh, almost!
344
00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:03,567
I do construction.
It's not a crappy job.
345
00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:05,100
You know what I mean.
346
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,100
I don't.
347
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,634
I own a bike shop.
348
00:15:07,634 --> 00:15:09,767
I don't have to work
construction.
349
00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:11,534
So you're better
than me?
350
00:15:11,534 --> 00:15:13,234
I didn't say that.
351
00:15:13,234 --> 00:15:14,667
I'm just as smart.
352
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:15,734
Fine.
353
00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:18,367
And I'm a better bowler
than you are.
354
00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:21,801
Oh, come down
to planet Earth!
355
00:15:21,801 --> 00:15:24,267
I'm bowling a 72.
What do you got?
356
00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:25,734
It ain't over yet.
357
00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:27,167
You're acting like
children here.
358
00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:28,734
He started it!
359
00:15:28,734 --> 00:15:31,667
We're all in this together.
Arnie, you're up.
360
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:34,667
Come on, right
in the pocket, man.
361
00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:41,467
Strike!
362
00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:43,901
All right!
82 Plus, all right!
363
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,334
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, o.k.
364
00:15:45,334 --> 00:15:47,400
One strike. Whoopie.
365
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,567
Are you going
to disneyland?
366
00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:52,167
Hey, Dan,
I got my trajectory
down now.
367
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,601
There's
no stopping me.
368
00:15:53,601 --> 00:15:55,167
Trajectory?
Do us a favor.
369
00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:57,100
Don't use words
you can't spell.
370
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,601
I can spell jerk, Dan.
371
00:15:58,601 --> 00:16:00,601
Are you calling me
a jerk?
372
00:16:00,601 --> 00:16:02,100
No. A jerk is someone
373
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,100
who sells
a worthless bike shop
374
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,534
to a sucker like you.
375
00:16:05,534 --> 00:16:07,133
Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
376
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,133
That's enough!
377
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,200
We start fighting
amongst each other,
378
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,167
we don't
have a chance.
379
00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:14,167
Now, come on, Dan,
you're up.
380
00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:15,100
Let's go.
381
00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:29,334
Strike!
How's that, pinhead?
382
00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:30,334
Lucky, lucky.
383
00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:32,901
I could keep that up
all night.
384
00:16:32,901 --> 00:16:34,400
So could I!
385
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,901
Can't you
stop this?
386
00:16:35,901 --> 00:16:37,968
As long as they're
throwing strikes,
387
00:16:37,968 --> 00:16:40,467
I don't care
if they kill each other.
388
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,968
That's cold, Chuck.
389
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,400
I ain't drinking beer
out of no shoe.
390
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,901
I heard that, man.
391
00:16:52,534 --> 00:16:55,033
Now, look,
you need four pins
392
00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:57,100
and we beat these guys.
393
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,667
Don't think
about anything
except four pins.
394
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,434
O.k.
395
00:17:02,434 --> 00:17:03,934
Oh, uh, by the way,
396
00:17:03,934 --> 00:17:05,868
Did Arnie
ever pay you back
397
00:17:05,868 --> 00:17:07,934
all that money
you lent him?
398
00:17:07,934 --> 00:17:08,934
No. Why?
399
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:10,100
No reason.
400
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:14,601
He just told me
he was shopping
for a new car.
401
00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:29,467
Five! Five! Five!
402
00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:32,133
All right!
403
00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:35,133
We're not the worst!
We're not the worst!
404
00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:37,968
We're not the worst!
We're not the worst!
405
00:17:37,968 --> 00:17:39,400
We're not the--
406
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,901
Good game, Dan.
407
00:17:40,901 --> 00:17:42,467
Yeah, you, too, Arn.
408
00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:43,901
Listen, I'm sorry
about, uh--
409
00:17:43,901 --> 00:17:45,400
Yeah, me, too.
We won!
410
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,400
This is what ninth
place feels like.
It feels good!
411
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,767
Yeah. Hey,
let's go buy Frank a beer
412
00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:52,901
While his shoes
are still ripe.
413
00:17:52,901 --> 00:17:54,400
All right, men!
414
00:18:03,901 --> 00:18:05,367
There we go.
415
00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:07,434
Send this over
to that table
416
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:08,934
with our compliments.
417
00:18:08,934 --> 00:18:11,434
The odor-eater
is floating
to the top
418
00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:12,868
on that one, Dan.
419
00:18:12,868 --> 00:18:15,434
Oh, well...
Then it needs a twist.
420
00:18:15,434 --> 00:18:17,934
Yeah, make sure
Frank gets that one.
421
00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:19,467
Bowlers.
422
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,534
Hi. Am I too late
to see Duke?
423
00:18:24,534 --> 00:18:26,434
Oh, no. He's got
another set.
424
00:18:26,434 --> 00:18:28,234
Oh, good.
425
00:18:28,234 --> 00:18:30,167
The management
of the Lanford lanes
426
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:32,734
Would like to congratulate
the new league champions--
427
00:18:32,734 --> 00:18:35,534
The lucky strikes!
428
00:18:35,534 --> 00:18:37,033
And the wrecking ballers
429
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,434
for crawling out
of last place
430
00:18:39,434 --> 00:18:42,200
for the first time
in three years!
431
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,200
There's someone
worse than us!
432
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,734
There's someone
worse than us!
433
00:18:47,801 --> 00:18:49,300
O.k., I want to bring
434
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,734
a fresh set of lungs
up here now.
435
00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:53,300
So put your hands together
436
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,601
for my old lady
miss Bonnie watkins!
437
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:07,033
* Roll on down *
438
00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:11,400
* I'm gonna roll on down
with you *
439
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,300
* Roll on down *
440
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:18,901
* I'm gonna roll on down
with you *
441
00:19:18,901 --> 00:19:20,400
Talk to them.
442
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:24,067
* Restless dreams
of your love drift *
443
00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:28,467
* Elusively again *
444
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:32,634
* The thought
of our love
churnin', darlin' *
445
00:19:32,634 --> 00:19:36,133
* Warms me like
the southern wind *
446
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:41,400
* And if you really
want me *
447
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,701
* I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do *
448
00:19:44,701 --> 00:19:49,767
* I'm gonna rock one night
in nashville *
449
00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:53,667
* I'm gonna roll on down
with you *
450
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:58,167
* I said roll on down *
451
00:19:58,167 --> 00:20:01,334
* I'm gonna roll on down
with you *
452
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,334
* Oh, yeah, hey *
453
00:20:03,334 --> 00:20:07,367
* Roll on down *
454
00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:10,734
* I'm gonna roll on *
455
00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:13,734
* Down *
456
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,334
* With *
457
00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:21,267
* You **
458
00:20:27,234 --> 00:20:28,367
Thank you.
459
00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:30,667
Thank you,
thank you.
460
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:45,067
Whatever happened
to that sled
461
00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:47,634
that we gave D.J.
For his birthday?
462
00:20:47,634 --> 00:20:50,367
I think it's down
in the basement. Why?
463
00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:51,868
I was just thinking
464
00:20:51,868 --> 00:20:54,400
that I could take it
to the skating rink,
465
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:58,167
and then Jackie and
Nancy could push me
around on it.
466
00:20:58,167 --> 00:21:00,601
I'm sure they'd
love that, dear.
467
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,133
Who the hell are you?
468
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:13,300
Kevin.
469
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:14,434
Kevin who?
470
00:21:14,434 --> 00:21:17,100
Kevin Healy.
I'm Mark's brother.
471
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,767
What are you
doing here?
472
00:21:18,767 --> 00:21:20,334
Mark and Becky went out.
473
00:21:20,334 --> 00:21:22,634
They're paying me
to watch Steej.
474
00:21:22,634 --> 00:21:27,000
Oh, and
where is "Steej"?
475
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,934
I made him go to bed.
476
00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:31,334
He was getting
on my nerves.
477
00:21:31,334 --> 00:21:32,567
I'm home.
478
00:21:32,567 --> 00:21:36,334
They just
left you here alone,
and that was it?
479
00:21:36,334 --> 00:21:38,834
Maybe she thought
she'd get home before you.
480
00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:40,400
Maybe she doesn't care.
481
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,501
Hey, for 3 bucks,
I'm not covering for her.
482
00:21:43,501 --> 00:21:45,000
I know you, don't I?
483
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,367
You're a sophomore,
right?
484
00:21:46,367 --> 00:21:47,534
Yeah.
485
00:21:47,534 --> 00:21:50,033
You hang out
with Dave Mallone
and those guys?
486
00:21:50,033 --> 00:21:51,100
Sometimes.
487
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,767
My name's Kevin.
488
00:21:52,767 --> 00:21:53,767
I'm Darlene.
489
00:21:53,767 --> 00:21:54,767
I know.
490
00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:57,334
We had detention
together once.
491
00:21:57,334 --> 00:21:59,467
I thought
I saw you there,
492
00:21:59,467 --> 00:22:01,968
but I didn't think
you saw me.
493
00:22:01,968 --> 00:22:04,367
Yeah. I saw you.
494
00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:06,200
I like your hair.
495
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,434
It's just...
496
00:22:07,434 --> 00:22:09,901
totally
out of control.
497
00:22:10,968 --> 00:22:12,434
Thanks. Yours, too.
498
00:22:12,434 --> 00:22:13,434
Thanks.
499
00:22:13,434 --> 00:22:16,200
Do you have
detention tomorrow?
500
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,200
Oh, I'm not sure yet.
501
00:22:20,567 --> 00:22:24,000
Well, looks like
Darlene's got her
a little friend.
502
00:22:25,267 --> 00:22:27,801
His name's Kevin.
503
00:22:27,801 --> 00:22:29,968
He's Mark's
little brother.
504
00:22:29,968 --> 00:22:32,234
Come on, Kev.
I'll give you
a ride home.
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