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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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- And now...
- Next on iCarly...
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We're gonna give you guys a little quiz.
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Not a big one!
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- Okay, Sam, what's today's quiz question?
- The quiz question is...
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Hmm. What is the most common activity
at three years olds' birthday parties?
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Is it...
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Let's take a look at some footage from
an actual three year old's party...
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And see what the most popular activity is.
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It's...
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- Congratulations, technology!
- You've ruined our children!
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- Good for you.
- Yay!
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In addition to technology, our children's
brains are also being ruined by sugar.
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Right, Gibby?
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Say sugar's sweet...
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Sugar's sweet!
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Thank you!
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Okay, next, we're gonna take you
on a special journey through...
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Whoa wait, hang on...
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You're seriously gonna read a text
message in the middle of our show?
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We've already established that
technology ruined our generation.
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Just a sec...
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- Aw man!
- What's wrong?
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My mom got arrested in Vegas.
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- Aw man!
- Yeah.
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- Freddie, bring up the map.
- Bringing up the map.
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Let's all take a look at our digital map...
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This shows all the cities
where my mom's been arrested.
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And now, we can go ahead and add...
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Las Vegas.
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Woo!
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All right. I gotta go figure out
a way to bail my mom outta jail.
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And I'm Carly. 'Night.
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And we're clear.
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I better go help Sam.
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Gib...
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Gib, did you eat that whole bag of sugar?
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Yeah... yeah...
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Yeah man, I'm... I'm freaking out.
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All right. All right. It's okay, buddy.
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I dunno... freaking out...
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No, no, no. You're gonna be fine.
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- My heart's beating like a rabbit's.
- It'll be okay in about an hour.
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- Swear?
- Swear. Yeah.
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Yeah, Freddie's gotcha.
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'Kay. Ah!
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- Am I falling?!
- No... no.
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I think I'm falling!
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In 5...
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4...
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3...
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2...
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I know you see.
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Somehow the world
will change for me.
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And be so wonderful.
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Live life, breathe air.
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I know somehow we're
gonna get there.
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And feel so wonderful.
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It's all for real.
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I'm telling you just how I feel.
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So wake up the members of my nation.
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It's your time to be.
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There's no chance
unless you take one.
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And the time to see the brighter
side of every situation.
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Some things are meant to be.
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So give me your best and
leave the rest to me.
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Leave it all to me.
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(Leave it all to me).
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Leave it all to me.
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Just leave it all to me.
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[ Music ]
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No... no you listen...
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Ira... Ira...
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You're my mom's lawyer, you gotta get
her outta that jail before Monday.
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No, we're not gonna leave her in there
all weekend, I want her out tonight!
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Did you find out what jail your mom's in?
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I'll get you some ham.
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Okay fine, I'll get her out myself.
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Just gimme the info.
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What jail is she in? Yeah...
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Uh-huh...
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Clark County... in Vegas...
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Yeah, I got it.
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Listen, I'm really sorry...
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That you're a butt rash!
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What's the sitch?
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- That's not cool.
- I know.
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- My mom's in a pretty rough jail.
- Why'd she get arrested?
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Ah, she went to a Celine Dion concert...
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That doesn't sound like
something your mom would do.
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And she thought Celine was
lip syncing, so my mom
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ran on stage and yanked
out her hair extensions.
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That sounds like something
your mom would do.
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How much is it gonna cost to bail her out?
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- Twenty-five hundred.
- Dollars?!
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- Uh-huh.
- Ooh, girl.
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Hey, does anyone know how
this wig got in my toilet?
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- Not now.
- We have a problem.
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Oh, and a wig in my toilet isn't a problem?
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Sam's mom's in jail in Vegas
and we gotta get her out.
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Vegas?
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Yeah, can you borrow Socko's
RV and drive us there?
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Tonight? Oh sure...
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Old Spencer's got no life...
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So he'll just drive us all the way to Vegas
because he's got nothing better to do.
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Do you have something better to do?
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Nah, I'll drive ya.
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- Call Socko!
- I'm calling Socko!
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Uh, yeah. Yeah. It's just the sugar.
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What's up with Sam's mom?
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We're going to Vegas to
bail her outta jail.
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Wait, which Vegas? Las?
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Yeah. Las.
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Sweet, I'm in.
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How much is it gonna cost to bail her out?
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Twenty-five hundred.
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- Dollars?
- Uh huh.
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Ooh, girl.
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- You got that much cash?
- No, I have uh...
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Three dollars and one Band-Aid.
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Used.
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Can I borrow two thousand four
hundred and ninety-seven bucks?
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Dude, the most I can get with my
ATM card is a hundred and fifty.
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How 'bout you, Freedo?
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It's pronounced Freddie.
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And all I've got is seventy bucks.
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I got thirty.
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Okay... that's my three plus one
fifty plus seventy plus thirty...
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That's, so that's like, what...
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Math?
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Two hundred and fifty-three dollars.
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That's not even enough to
bail out your mom's sores.
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Two of them healed!
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Perfect, thanks man.
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I got Socko's RV! Woo!
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You got two thousand bucks?
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I got Socko's RV! Woo!
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All right, there's no point in us
driving eighteen hours to Vegas,
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if we don't have enough money
to bail out Sam's mom.
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Well, we gotta help her.
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Vegas has a lot of pawnshops.
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- What's a pawnshop?
- I'll explain on the way.
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All you guys, go grab stuff that
you think is worth a lotta money.
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- Stuff like...?
- Ya know, a watch...
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Baseball cards... uh, alien body parts...
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Anything people would pay money for.
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Well, I'll go check my
room for alien body parts.
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- I'll go check our apartment.
- I'll go help Freddie.
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I'll go see what I have in storage.
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I'll go check the fridge.
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[ Music ]
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What did you draw?
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That's a bear.
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Bears don't have flippers.
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Those aren't flippers.
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You don't know anything.
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How long 'til we get to Vegas?
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Um... we should be there in about...
seventeen hours.
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Ah! Baby in the road!
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Ah!
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Where?
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Where?!?!
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Just kidding.
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That's not funny!
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You shouldn't joke about
babies on freeways.
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Uh, hey!
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What happened?! Why'd we swerve?!
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- Gibby.
- Yeah?
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- Why are you wearing a towel?
- I was taking a shower.
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This RV has a shower?
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Yeah! Coolest thing ever.
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Hey Spence, how fast we going?
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Uh, 'bout seventy.
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I'm showering at seventy miles per hour.
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Don't you mean seventy miles per shower?
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Oh my God.
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- No.
- Yes.
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I love that.
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Nice word play.
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Hey Spence...
you gotta try the shower in here!
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Why would I wanna shower in an RV?
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Oh, don't pretend you're not dying to!
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You worried about your mother?
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Yeah, I hate to think of her
locked up in that jail cell.
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Because, you know, she's my mom.
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Even if she is just a big
wrinkled sack a'junk.
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That's, so sweet.
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- What's in that?
- I dunno, it's Gibby's.
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That head is so creepy.
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I know.
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Hey, gimme my head.
I gotta take him in the shower.
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Why?
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To shampoo him.
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He called it "him" didn't he?
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- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
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[ Music ]
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Hey. Hey, you guys...
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- What?
- What is it?
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These won't cut through
the old man's toenails.
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Then use something else.
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Use your teeth.
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Good call.
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I was kidding.
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Okay...
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Let's split up, get as much money as we can
for our stuff, and then get to the jail.
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- Right, right.
- Got it, got it.
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Whoa, no way! You guys... iCarly.
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Oh my God.
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Holy chiz. I love iCarly.
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- Thanks.
- Appreciate it.
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- How ya doing?
- I'm the brother.
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Show's a lotta fun.
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So what are you doing in Vegas?
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Oh, we brought some stuff.
Ya know, to trade.
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For money.
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- Let's take a look.
- All right.
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- Great.
- Gibbeh.
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- So what do you girls got?
- Well...
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I've brought you... a very special...
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Potato chip...
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A potato chip?
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Shaped exactly like Texas.
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Wow.
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Oh Carly, you shouldn't sell
that, it's too valuable.
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You're right, Sam. Maybe I shouldn't
sell that one of-a-kind potato chip.
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You guys done with the really bad acting?
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- Yes, Sir.
- I suppose.
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- Well, it is pretty cool.
- I've had it since I was eight years old.
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- She has.
- And it came outta the bag like this?
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- Uh-huh.
- It's a genetic mutation.
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Um, sort of like Chumlee.
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Hey, I heard my name.
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- What do you think of that?
- Ooh, potato chip.
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- No!
- What are you...?!
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What?
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You just ate their one
of a kind potato chip.
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Well, they can have it
back in about three hours.
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Ewe!
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Go help that weird Gibby kid over there.
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Wow, this a classic Pear Plus!
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Yup, made in 1986.
I collect vintage computers.
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Yeah. You guys look like it.
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So, sweet puter huh, I bet that
thing is worth a pant load a cash.
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Yeah. If it's in good condition and it
works right it could be worth some money.
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So how much do you think it's worth?
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'Bout three grand.
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- Wow.
- Grand, means thousand.
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I know.
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So three thousand bucks, huh?
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- Yeah. You mind if I turn it on?
- Go for it.
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You've got like four bucks here.
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- I'll take it.
- Sold!
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Dude, this is just a wig.
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An awesome wig. It goes on a lady's head.
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- Why is it wet?
- It was in the toilet.
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- What's it worth?
- Nothing. Zero dollars.
257
00:12:16,034 --> 00:12:18,314
Hmm. Cash?
258
00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:22,517
Uh, is there something
wrong with your brain?
259
00:12:22,518 --> 00:12:24,200
Yeah.
260
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:25,705
Yours?
261
00:12:25,706 --> 00:12:27,626
Yeah.
262
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:32,064
- Dude, what kinda pants are those?
- I don't know.
263
00:12:32,065 --> 00:12:34,552
My uncle threw 'em at
me, so I just kept 'em.
264
00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:36,493
Those are vintage jeans.
265
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:39,461
- What, you mean old?
- Yeah, worth big bucks.
266
00:12:39,462 --> 00:12:42,292
- Oh, really?
- Why don't you come with me.
267
00:12:42,293 --> 00:12:44,213
Sure.
268
00:12:47,788 --> 00:12:49,206
So, what is this?
269
00:12:49,207 --> 00:12:52,473
- A bottle of Wahoo Punch.
- Signed by the first lady.
270
00:12:52,474 --> 00:12:56,314
Of The United States of America.
271
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,527
After she drank half of it.
272
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:01,478
Cool. How'd ya get it?
273
00:13:01,479 --> 00:13:03,178
The first lady was on iCarly.
274
00:13:03,179 --> 00:13:04,671
So, if I took a sip of this...
275
00:13:04,672 --> 00:13:07,793
You'd be swallowing the first lady's DNA.
276
00:13:07,794 --> 00:13:09,627
Nice.
277
00:13:09,628 --> 00:13:11,227
What were you looking to get out of it?
278
00:13:11,228 --> 00:13:13,868
Oh, geez. Uh...
279
00:13:14,091 --> 00:13:16,423
- A hun...
- Nuh-duh...
280
00:13:16,424 --> 00:13:18,651
- Five hun...
- D-duh...
281
00:13:18,652 --> 00:13:20,936
- A thou...
- D-duh!
282
00:13:20,937 --> 00:13:23,701
Hey, why don't you pick a price?
283
00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:25,944
Uh, look...
284
00:13:25,945 --> 00:13:29,985
My mom's in jail, and I need
twenty-five hundred to bail her out.
285
00:13:29,986 --> 00:13:32,917
Will you please give us
twenty-five hundred for it?
286
00:13:32,918 --> 00:13:37,041
Well, the signature is definitely real.
287
00:13:37,042 --> 00:13:38,442
I'll do twenty-five hundred.
288
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:41,361
- Yes!
- Thank you! Thank you!
289
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:45,233
- Okay, let's go do some paperwork.
- I got this.
290
00:13:45,234 --> 00:13:48,534
Well, we got four bucks.
291
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,320
How'd you and Sam do?
292
00:13:50,321 --> 00:13:52,622
Oh, we just got...
293
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,025
Twenty-five hundred dollars.
294
00:13:55,026 --> 00:13:56,760
- What?!
- That's awesome!
295
00:13:56,761 --> 00:13:59,161
Well, hello.
296
00:14:00,754 --> 00:14:03,656
You'll notice I'm not wearing pants.
297
00:14:03,657 --> 00:14:05,683
Yeah. Why?
298
00:14:05,684 --> 00:14:08,366
I sold 'em to Chumlee. Two hundred bucks.
299
00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:13,227
And he gave me this
Chumlee-flavored lollipop.
300
00:14:13,411 --> 00:14:14,444
Good job, Gib.
301
00:14:14,445 --> 00:14:16,128
Uh, you better let me hold on to the cash.
302
00:14:16,129 --> 00:14:18,347
No! No, you lose everything.
303
00:14:18,348 --> 00:14:19,976
You take that ba...
304
00:14:19,977 --> 00:14:23,019
Where'd my watch go?
305
00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:25,566
I'm gonna put this money right here
in the zipper pocket of my head bag.
306
00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:27,117
Why'd you even bring your head?
307
00:14:27,118 --> 00:14:29,693
Because he's never been to Vegas.
308
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:33,303
Lookie lookie, momma
done got herself a wad.
309
00:14:33,304 --> 00:14:35,164
Woo!
310
00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:37,937
What happened to your pants...?
311
00:14:37,938 --> 00:14:40,238
Did you have another accident?
312
00:14:40,239 --> 00:14:44,141
No. That hasn't happened in two months.
313
00:14:44,142 --> 00:14:45,875
Hey! My cash!
314
00:14:45,876 --> 00:14:48,673
I'm putting this with the other
money in Gibby's head bag.
315
00:14:48,674 --> 00:14:50,195
Don't forget my four dollars.
316
00:14:50,196 --> 00:14:53,610
Sure, we'll pretend it matters.
317
00:14:53,611 --> 00:14:56,252
Hey, before you iCarlys take
off, can we get some pics?
318
00:14:56,253 --> 00:14:58,065
- Yeah. Sure.
- Why not?
319
00:14:58,066 --> 00:15:03,465
Wait, wait. I promised my mom I wouldn't
take any more pictures without my pants on.
320
00:15:03,466 --> 00:15:05,120
I'll be in the RV taking another shower.
321
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:08,121
- A'ight?
- A'ight.
322
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,000
- Hey kid...
- 'Sup?
323
00:15:12,001 --> 00:15:13,937
You need some temporary pants?
324
00:15:13,938 --> 00:15:15,772
I'd love some temporary pants.
325
00:15:15,773 --> 00:15:17,898
All right. We've got some in the back.
326
00:15:17,899 --> 00:15:21,379
- Sweet!
- Come on. Weirdo.
327
00:15:24,455 --> 00:15:26,683
And one more...
328
00:15:26,684 --> 00:15:27,824
[ Phone alert tone ]
329
00:15:27,825 --> 00:15:30,020
Oh. One sec.
330
00:15:30,021 --> 00:15:32,256
Ah suck a truck.
331
00:15:32,257 --> 00:15:34,498
- What's the matter?
- It's Ira the lawyer.
332
00:15:34,499 --> 00:15:36,272
He says if we don't bail
my mom out by midnight
333
00:15:36,273 --> 00:15:37,661
they're gonna keep her in jail 'til Monday.
334
00:15:37,662 --> 00:15:39,029
- Oh, we better go now.
- Yeah.
335
00:15:39,030 --> 00:15:40,697
Yeah, thanks so much for buying our stuff!
336
00:15:40,698 --> 00:15:42,266
- No problem.
- Thanks.
337
00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:46,065
- It's good to meet you guys.
- To the RV!
338
00:15:46,066 --> 00:15:47,838
- Hey.
- What?
339
00:15:47,839 --> 00:15:50,829
Wanna drink some of the first lady's DNA?
340
00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:53,110
Heck yeah.
341
00:15:54,279 --> 00:15:56,112
Give me that.
342
00:15:56,113 --> 00:15:58,273
[ Music ]
343
00:16:05,697 --> 00:16:07,557
Hey!
344
00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:10,659
No licking the walls.
345
00:16:12,136 --> 00:16:15,016
Lousy wall lickers.
346
00:16:17,194 --> 00:16:19,043
Uh, hi... hello...
347
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:22,079
- Excuse us...
- You may know us from the Internet?
348
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,883
- What do you want?
- My mom. Pam Puckett.
349
00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:27,651
Puckett...
350
00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:29,053
Puckett...
351
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,721
We got a Plimpton.
352
00:16:30,722 --> 00:16:33,057
I don't want a Plimpton.
353
00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:37,127
Yeah, I don't blame ya. She's a stabber.
354
00:16:37,128 --> 00:16:40,297
Will you please just find Pam Puckett?
355
00:16:40,298 --> 00:16:41,605
Puckett...
356
00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:43,640
Puckett... oh there she is.
357
00:16:43,641 --> 00:16:45,704
Bail is set at twenty-five hundred.
358
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:49,845
- No problem.
- Gibby, pay the lady.
359
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:53,635
Where's Gibby?!?!
360
00:16:56,481 --> 00:16:58,202
Man! I love these pants!
361
00:16:58,203 --> 00:17:01,251
- You should.
- They are pretty fly.
362
00:17:01,252 --> 00:17:06,172
Cool. I gotta see how
they make my butt look.
363
00:17:08,232 --> 00:17:11,394
I thought Chumlee had problems.
364
00:17:11,395 --> 00:17:14,698
Dude, try spinning the other way.
365
00:17:14,699 --> 00:17:16,499
Ah.
366
00:17:18,603 --> 00:17:20,643
Faster!
367
00:17:24,884 --> 00:17:26,481
[ Music ]
368
00:17:26,482 --> 00:17:29,747
Hey! Will you drive faster?
Like a man would?
369
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:33,108
I am driving like a man!
370
00:17:37,922 --> 00:17:40,600
You need to relax.
371
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,401
Ah!
372
00:17:42,554 --> 00:17:46,334
Or I could relax on the floor.
373
00:17:46,831 --> 00:17:48,932
Just be cool.
374
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:50,585
If we don't get my mom
outta jail before midnight
375
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:52,036
she's gonna be stuck in there all weekend.
376
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:53,968
Hey, no worries.
377
00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:56,686
We have almost an hour to get to the
pawn shop, pick up Gibby and the money,
378
00:17:56,687 --> 00:17:58,643
and then get back to the jail place.
379
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:02,980
Hey, do you guys think I should
have my eyebrows thinned?
380
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,961
Drive!
381
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:07,710
[ Music ]
382
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:10,988
- You need anything?
- Uh, nah.
383
00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:14,257
I'm not sure where my friends went.
But they'll be back.
384
00:18:14,258 --> 00:18:17,094
I'm just gonna count our money.
385
00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:19,375
Good luck.
386
00:18:21,399 --> 00:18:24,835
Hey Chief, I wanna pawn my wife's watch.
387
00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:29,276
As soon as I'm done with this customer.
388
00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:35,746
Hey, kid.
389
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,967
Hey, man.
390
00:18:38,883 --> 00:18:41,085
You uh...
391
00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:42,990
You wanna buy a moon rock?
392
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,387
A moon rock?
393
00:18:44,388 --> 00:18:46,323
You mean, from the actual moon?
394
00:18:46,324 --> 00:18:48,929
Where else ya gonna find a moon rock?
395
00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:51,770
- Now I feel stupid.
- It's all right.
396
00:18:51,771 --> 00:18:54,497
It's all right. Wait here.
397
00:18:54,498 --> 00:18:56,166
I'll get the moon rock...
398
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,867
Outta my... car.
399
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:14,526
- Huh? Huh?
- Whoa.
400
00:19:14,527 --> 00:19:17,168
- Nice piece, huh?
- Super nice piece!
401
00:19:17,169 --> 00:19:18,982
Yeah!
402
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,558
Can I touch it?
403
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:22,347
Sure.
404
00:19:22,348 --> 00:19:25,228
- Hmm?
- Oh, nice.
405
00:19:25,296 --> 00:19:30,700
Ya know, if you put your ear
up to it, you can hear space.
406
00:19:30,701 --> 00:19:33,761
- Get out.
- Try it.
407
00:19:36,519 --> 00:19:39,309
- Hmm?
- I... I don't hear anything.
408
00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:43,069
That's because to hear space,
you gotta bend over.
409
00:19:43,070 --> 00:19:45,115
Uh-huh.
410
00:19:45,116 --> 00:19:47,017
Put it up to your ear.
411
00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:50,198
Listen really carefully.
412
00:19:52,987 --> 00:19:55,874
I think I hear space!
413
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:58,035
[ Music ]
414
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:01,664
- Gibby!
- Oh! There you are!
415
00:20:01,665 --> 00:20:02,831
Dude!
416
00:20:02,832 --> 00:20:04,254
We went all the way to the police station!
417
00:20:04,255 --> 00:20:06,824
- We thought you were in the RV!
- Come on, we gotta go bail out my mom!
418
00:20:06,825 --> 00:20:10,610
- Spencer's waiting in the RV.
- Ya got the money?
419
00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:11,840
All right.
420
00:20:11,841 --> 00:20:14,820
I got some good news, and bad news.
421
00:20:14,821 --> 00:20:17,774
And additional bad news.
422
00:20:17,775 --> 00:20:20,309
- Gibby...
- Where's the money?
423
00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:22,170
I used it to buy this moon rock.
424
00:20:22,171 --> 00:20:24,290
- What?!
- All of it?!
425
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:27,052
Well, I couldn't buy part of the rock.
426
00:20:27,053 --> 00:20:29,092
No! You used all the money?!
427
00:20:29,093 --> 00:20:30,214
Yeah.
428
00:20:30,215 --> 00:20:32,468
And then when I tried to
sell it to these guys here,
429
00:20:32,469 --> 00:20:35,265
they told me it's not even from the moon.
430
00:20:35,266 --> 00:20:37,367
Where's it from?
431
00:20:37,368 --> 00:20:40,668
- The parking lot.
- Oh!
432
00:20:40,704 --> 00:20:44,607
Wait... wait...
lemme see the rock for a sec.
433
00:20:44,608 --> 00:20:46,343
- You...!
- No no!
434
00:20:46,344 --> 00:20:48,144
Ah!
435
00:20:50,748 --> 00:20:52,750
- Geez!
- Whoa!
436
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:56,531
Somebody must a hated this guy.
437
00:20:56,701 --> 00:20:59,098
Chum... that's him.
438
00:20:59,099 --> 00:21:00,632
- Dude!
- Oh my God.
439
00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:03,161
They killed his twin brother.
440
00:21:08,594 --> 00:21:11,188
Um, pardon me gentlemen.
441
00:21:11,189 --> 00:21:14,437
How many dollars for the severed head?
442
00:21:14,438 --> 00:21:15,906
What?
443
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:18,575
Sir, I'm sorry, this doesn't belong to us.
444
00:21:18,576 --> 00:21:21,816
That makes me so angry.
445
00:21:23,381 --> 00:21:25,115
Hello.
446
00:21:25,116 --> 00:21:27,284
Were you interested in buying that head?
447
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:29,152
Oh yes, yes, yes very much.
448
00:21:29,153 --> 00:21:33,156
My daughter saw it, and she wants to take
it home with her, back to our country.
449
00:21:33,157 --> 00:21:38,077
Uh, no! There is no way
I'm selling my head!
450
00:21:41,432 --> 00:21:45,202
She says, why you not wearing pants?
451
00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:49,773
Don't worry about it.
You can't buy my head.
452
00:21:49,774 --> 00:21:53,401
I will give you ten
thousand dollars for it.
453
00:21:53,402 --> 00:21:55,578
- Whoa. Dude.
- Gibby!
454
00:21:55,579 --> 00:21:58,615
I said no! All right?
Not for ten thousand...
455
00:21:58,616 --> 00:22:01,818
Not for twenty thousand...
not for a hundred thousand...
456
00:22:01,819 --> 00:22:05,419
Not for two hun... Gibbehh...
457
00:22:07,308 --> 00:22:10,788
- So, ten thousand.
- Sold!
458
00:22:12,663 --> 00:22:13,863
Little more.
459
00:22:13,864 --> 00:22:17,164
Okay. Wait, wait, wait...
460
00:22:17,535 --> 00:22:20,955
I wish he had pants on...
461
00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:23,040
Ah, well, we did it!
462
00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:26,281
Ten thousand doe-larios.
463
00:22:26,811 --> 00:22:28,578
Now can we go pick up momma's momma?
464
00:22:28,579 --> 00:22:30,647
Yeah, momma.
465
00:22:30,648 --> 00:22:33,383
We have a whole half-hour to
get to the police station.
466
00:22:33,384 --> 00:22:34,617
Yep.
467
00:22:34,618 --> 00:22:38,998
Spencer, let's go, let's hit the road!
468
00:22:39,857 --> 00:22:41,191
Where is he?
469
00:22:41,192 --> 00:22:44,792
Baby, will you take me back.
470
00:22:45,229 --> 00:22:47,530
I said it, I said it.
I said it, I said it.
471
00:22:47,531 --> 00:22:49,571
Baby...
472
00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:51,295
There's my watch!
473
00:22:51,296 --> 00:22:52,917
Baby...
474
00:22:52,918 --> 00:22:55,711
Will you take me back.
475
00:22:55,712 --> 00:22:57,037
I said it, I said it.
476
00:22:57,038 --> 00:22:59,606
I said it, I said it.
Baby, will you...
477
00:22:59,607 --> 00:23:05,507
478
00:23:05,557 --> 00:23:10,107
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