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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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- Okay, baby Spencer...
- Okay!
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You ready for your next question?
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I sure am! Yay!
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- Go Sam.
- Yay!
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"Recent polls have shown that a fifth of
Americans can't locate Wisconsin on a map".
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Why?
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Well...
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I personally believe...
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That U.S. Americans...
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Are unable to do so...
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Because...
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Rat Man.
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Rat Man's here.
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Who wants a fresh rat?
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Uh, hang on baby Spencer.
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'Kay-kay.
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We're gonna interrupt this baby
Spencer sketch to buy some live rats.
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Uh, let's see, we'll take... three rats.
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Yes, ma'am. Three rats...
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Alright.
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One rat...
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One rat...
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Ah! Rat!
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Ah!
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- Two rats...
- Thank you...
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Oh, rat. Ah!
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Get it away!
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Ow! Ow!
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And three.
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Ooh he looks mean.
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He is. And he hates faces.
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What?
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No rat!
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No!
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- Here you go.
- Ah! My face!
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Uh!
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Rat-a-toodle-doo.
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- Okay, we're outta time.
- Gotta go.
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- But tune in for the next iCarly...
- Because we'll be teaching you...
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How to treat rat bites.
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Ah!
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And we are clear.
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Uh, you guys? There's a rat
trying to crawl in my mouth.
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Then close your mouth.
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Why can't you just take...
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- Will you please go help him?
- Alright.
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- Hey, you guys wanna order a pizza?
- I could get with that.
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- Sam?
- Nah.
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I gotta go meet an old
friend of mine from juvy.
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- Who? Dana?
- Yeah.
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Oh cool, I finally get to meet her.
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Nah nah nah nah nah nah.
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Nah nah what?
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I'm not mixing you with my prison friends.
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Why not?
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Because... you're like whipped cream.
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And she's like someone
who eats whipped cream.
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Spencer, open your mouth!
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I can't...
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Ah! Oh.
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Aw!
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Gross, you got him all wet.
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Oh pardon my saliva!
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You think I'm too fluffy and girly to
hang out with one of your jail buddies.
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What does your necklace say?
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Love and giggles.
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And you wanna meet Dana...
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A girl who was arrested when she was
ten for biting off a teacher's toe?
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- What teacher?
- Nine toes Peterson.
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Oh.
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Gah! Ah!
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Well still, I'm not scared
to meet your friend.
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All right. Let's go.
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Yay.
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You can't say "yay" like
that in front of Dana.
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Yay.
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You're gonna lose a toe.
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Gah. Oh! Uh...
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Ow, my face!
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In 5...
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4...
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3...
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2...
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I know you see.
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Somehow the world
will change for me.
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And be so wonderful.
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Live life, breathe air.
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I know somehow we're
gonna get there.
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And feel so wonderful.
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It's all for real.
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I'm telling you just how I feel.
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So wake up the members of my nation.
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It's your time to be.
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There's no chance
unless you take one.
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And the time to see the brighter
side of every situation.
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Some things are meant to be.
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So give me your best and
leave the rest to me.
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Leave it all to me.
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(Leave it all to me).
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Leave it all to me.
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Just leave it all to me.
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Okay, there's Dana.
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- Cool. Let's go say hi.
- Wait. Remember...
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Don't act too girly, don't argue with her,
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and do not get your toes
close to her mouth.
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Relax.
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- Bukowski.
- Puckett.
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How you living? You're looking well.
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- Oh! Looking good!
- Jeez, thanks!
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I'm Shay.
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My friend Carly.
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Oh yeah. You're the one Puckett
does the little web show with.
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That's me. Eh?
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Woo!
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Yeah. Me and Dana, we're
already tight. Yeah.
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Sistahs from different mistahs. What?
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I'll sit in this chair now.
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- So, when did ya get out?
- Sunday.
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Can you believe I was in
there for over three years?
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- Insane.
- Yeah.
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One time I had detention
at school, for two hours.
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So, I feel ya.
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She real life?
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Uh, you wanna go get us some smoothies?
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Um, sure. Be right back.
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Wait, don't you want some money?
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- Yeah.
- I don't have any.
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You must be happy to see me.
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Sure.
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Why? Did you bring me some
of that prison pot pie?!
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Nah, sorry.
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Dang, I miss their pot pie.
All that creamy fat.
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I meant now that I'm out,
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you ain't gotta waste your time hanging
with miss candy pants over there.
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- Carly?
- Yeah.
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Look, Carly may not have a prison
record like us, but she's cool.
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You guys, look! They have Gummy Hearts!
You want Gummy Hearts?
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Gummy Hearts? I'll get us all Gummy Hearts!
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So maybe "cool" isn't the perfect word...
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Come on, she's a goof.
She's hurting your cred.
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Well, if anybody's got
a prob with my cred...
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They can talk to the sock.
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Oh yeah, old Sammy.
Always with the Butter Sock.
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Nice heft.
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Because now I use hard butter.
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How's it different from regular butter?
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It's harder.
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Ah.
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Nerd alert.
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Score.
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What'd ya do that for?
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He was nerdy.
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Sorry, kid.
Hey Carls, buy this nerd a smoothie.
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Okay!
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Not cool.
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If it's not cool then what do
you carry a Butter Sock for?
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For whacking people who deserve it.
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Or for corn on the cob.
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Ooh, here comes Gummy Hearts.
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Will you lay off Carly?
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I'm back, with smoothies and Gummy Hearts!
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- Yeah.
- Thanks.
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Anyway, Squidge is throwing me a little
smash party, for getting outta juvy.
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What's a smash party?
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It's when ya break into an old,
abandoned house, and smash everything.
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Ooh. And that's legal?
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- I kinda like this chick.
- Thanks.
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This chick likes you.
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- Please just eat your Gummy Hearts.
- Sure. Don't have to tell me twice.
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So, am I invited to this smash party, too?
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Carls...
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Oh yeah, you gotta come.
You'll fit right in.
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Awesome.
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Hmm.
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What flavor is this Gummy Heart?
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Please don't say it out loud.
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- I think it might be...
- Oh my God...
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- Strawberry marshmallow!
- Kill me.
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Uh hey, you wanna go to
the natural food store?
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Hang out by the fruits? Stare at girls?
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Yeah, sure. I just wanna grab a... whoa.
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- Hey, what happened to the lights?
- I don't know. I think they went out.
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I know they... I'm wondering why...
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Stop! Stop, don't tickle
me, I'm not in the mood.
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I'm not tickling ya...
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- Hey, you quit tickling me.
- I'm not ticking you.
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Hey.
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Okay, I wanna know what's going...
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Oh. Hey guys.
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What's wrong? Were you tickled
in the dark or something?
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How'd you know that?
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Because he did it.
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- How?
- With these...
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Military grade...
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Night vision goggles.
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- No way.
- Whoa.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Where'd you get those?
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I was going through my dad's stuff
in our storage unit, and boom,
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I found two sets of these
naughty little boys!
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"United States Air Force
Omega night-vision goggles".
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- Try 'em on!
- Okay.
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- Ready?!
- Yeah.
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- Whoa!
- See me?! Huh?
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You see me? Don't ya? Ooh!
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Whoa! It's dark but you can see me!
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- Wow! This is amazing!
- Isn't it?!
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Totally! Hey Gibby...
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What's up.
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Why'd you take off your shirt?
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Uh, to relax in the dark.
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- This movie is so good.
- I love this movie.
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- Could be the funniest movie of all time.
- And the scariest.
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Don't do that!
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Really!
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Why are you wearing a towel?!
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And why are you moist?!
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Because I was taking a shower...
in the dark.
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Wearing my awesome night vision goggles.
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Because...?
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Because with these, I am no
longer a slave to the light.
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- Woo!
- Hey. Where did he go?
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- What are you doing?
- What's going on, guys?
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- What's going on?
- Hang on I got it.
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He took the popcorn.
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- Just turn the movie back on.
- Mm-hmm yep.
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- Ooh.
- Who texted?
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Sam's friend Dana.
Her party starts in an hour.
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- Ooh, can we go?
- No.
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- Why not?
- Because you rags weren't invited.
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Well, we rags were, so let's go.
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- Eh, we're not going, either.
- Why not?
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Because I don't think she really wants...
us there.
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Yes, she does. You've been her friend
forever, and she said I'd fit right in.
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Yeah, I doubt she really
thinks that you'd...
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Quit breathing through your mouth!
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Let's just go to the party.
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No. I promised my mom I'd go
with her to see Doctor Tat-Away.
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- She having another tattoo removed?
- Uh-huh.
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- From what part of her body?
- You really want me to tell ya?
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No, I do not.
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Gib, you wanna come hang at my place?
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Nah. I, uh, I don't feel good.
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My mom's not home.
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Let's hang at your place. Later.
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- You guys have fun. See ya, guys.
- See ya. Later, Gib.
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Later.
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All right Carly-girl...
maybe I'll swing back by here later.
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- I won't be here.
- Where you going?
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To Dana's party.
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- No, you're not.
- I am, too.
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Listen, Dana is bad news.
She's not a good friend for you,
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and she hangs out with a bunch
a punks that are even worse.
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You're not going to that party.
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Ya know, I'm a big girl.
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I can handle a lot more than just making
cupcakes and going skirt shopping.
260
00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:47,190
By the way will you go skirt
shopping with me tomorrow?
261
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,120
Sure thing, "big girl". And until then...
262
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,130
You go get in a bubble
bath, paint your nails...
263
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:56,370
And think about bunnies. 'Kay-kay?
264
00:12:56,370 --> 00:12:58,530
Whatever.
265
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:05,710
I'm not a baby. I have my own debit card.
266
00:13:07,010 --> 00:13:10,800
I can go to a party if
I wanna go to a party.
267
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,710
She thinks I'm such a child.
268
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,910
Well I...
269
00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:18,790
Am a party girl...
270
00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:21,560
And I'm not scared of a
party or anything...
271
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,360
Ah!
272
00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:27,240
Woo.
273
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:32,320
I wasn't expecting to see
anyone on the elevator.
274
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:36,220
You girls gave me quite a start.
275
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,440
Whew.
276
00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:41,660
Cute skirts.
277
00:13:44,810 --> 00:13:47,390
Woo. Smash it.
278
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,800
Yeah.
279
00:13:56,550 --> 00:13:58,710
Woo-hoo!
280
00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:03,880
Yeah. Smash time!
281
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,580
Hey, hey, Carly.
282
00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:13,100
Woo! Yeah!
283
00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:15,710
Where ya going? You just got here.
284
00:14:15,710 --> 00:14:17,570
I know.
285
00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:20,000
- Nice party.
- Where's Puckett?
286
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,360
Uh... she had to help
her mom with something.
287
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,510
- Poor Puckett.
- What?
288
00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:28,050
Sam! She used to be a beast.
289
00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:32,770
Four years ago she would a been here
tearing the roof off this dump.
290
00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:35,230
Yeah, well...
291
00:14:35,990 --> 00:14:37,090
What's in the box?
292
00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:41,750
Oh. I brought cupcakes.
For your party. Here...
293
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,360
This side is mostly chocolate,
and those don't have gluten,
294
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,670
not sure how you feel about gluten.
295
00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:48,330
And if you like coconut then these...
296
00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:50,430
Hey yo!
297
00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:52,900
Shut up!
298
00:14:54,550 --> 00:14:58,540
- Candy pants brought cupcakes!
- Oh...
299
00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:03,520
No please... be careful...
that's gluten free...
300
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,160
So...
301
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:11,280
I guess no one needs napkins.
302
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,980
- You thirsty?
- Oh. Sure.
303
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:26,620
Thanks.
304
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,340
What's that?
305
00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:34,680
That's Carly.
306
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,090
He's Squidge.
307
00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:39,100
Oh. Squidge, yeah, I was
hoping I'd get to meet you.
308
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,650
Why?!
309
00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:43,620
- Well, you have a cute name.
- What'd you hear about me?!
310
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,720
Nothing!
311
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,170
You know why they call me Squidge?
312
00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:49,990
- No.
- Want me to show ya?
313
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,790
No.
314
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,150
Squidge took my toilet punch.
315
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,840
I'll get it. Yo, Squidge!
316
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,420
No, it's okay, you don't have to...
317
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,840
Hey, candy pants!
318
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,640
Ah!
319
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,880
Hey Carly. What's up?
320
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,080
I'm scared.
321
00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:16,670
Yeah, me, too.
322
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,960
Um, one sec.
323
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:22,800
- What are you doing?
- Taking pics of my foot.
324
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,450
- Why?
- Because.
325
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:28,420
What if I'm in some kinda accident,
and my foot gets all mangled?
326
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,960
Well, how are the doctors gonna
make my foot look right again,
327
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:34,020
if I don't have pics of
what it looked like before?
328
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:37,440
You gotta take pics of all your body parts.
329
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,050
Uh-huh.
330
00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:41,810
- Freddie? Freddie?!
- Hey, sorry.
331
00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:45,650
- So, what's wrong? Where are you?
- I'm at Dana's party.
332
00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:48,920
- You went to Dana's party alone?
- Yes, don't yell at me!
333
00:16:48,930 --> 00:16:50,150
Ah-ha!
334
00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:53,720
I didn't ye... look, if you're
freaking out, just leave.
335
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,030
No. I need to stay here and prove to Sam,
336
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:58,440
that I'm not some scared
little baby that needs help.
337
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,360
Okay.
338
00:17:00,930 --> 00:17:03,800
So will you help me?!
339
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,000
All right, just text me the address
and Gibby and I'll come there.
340
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,400
Okay thanks.
341
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:15,310
- Come on Gib, we gotta go.
- Wait, I wanna take more pics of my foot.
342
00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:19,030
You've taken enough foot pics!
343
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,500
He's just jealous of you.
344
00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:26,930
- Come on!
- I'm coming, calm down!
345
00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:29,570
- Okay, here's your Teddy Bear...
- Thank you.
346
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,460
And here's mine.
347
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:32,480
Cool.
348
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,440
You ever have a Teddy Bear fight before?
349
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,870
Yeah man, I went to college.
350
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,200
Yeah, but you ever have one in the dark?
351
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,380
- No.
- Okay. Goggles down...
352
00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:45,130
- But don't turn 'em on yet.
- How come we can't turn 'em on?
353
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,310
- Because they amplify light.
- Oh.
354
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:50,570
So ya gotta wait 'til the room's really
dark, or else you'll get blinded.
355
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,660
- Ooh, I don't want that.
- No.
356
00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:56,480
Now, goggles on...
357
00:17:57,580 --> 00:17:59,000
And one...
358
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,230
Two...
359
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,320
Three...
360
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,000
Teddy Bear fight!
361
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,860
Woo!
362
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:24,340
- Smash it.
- But...
363
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:27,080
But this would be perfect for juice.
364
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,020
- Smash it.
- Okay.
365
00:18:30,090 --> 00:18:32,010
Uh...
366
00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:38,060
- Boo! Lame!
- Come on!
367
00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,920
Boo!
368
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:45,630
Sturdy glass.
369
00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:48,270
Watch the door.
370
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:54,380
Hey! Is this a party or what... oh!
371
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,550
- Where have you been?
- What kinda party is this?
372
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,650
A dangerous one! Full of scary mean
people and I don't like it here!
373
00:19:03,650 --> 00:19:04,720
Me, either.
374
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:09,210
Well, look it. We got iCarly, right here.
375
00:19:09,210 --> 00:19:10,690
Ooh...
376
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:12,730
iCarly.
377
00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:17,490
Yeah, show's a lotta fun.
378
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,960
But we're gonna go now.
379
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,620
Thanks so much for having us.
380
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:28,930
You ballerinas ain't leaving.
381
00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:30,850
Nope.
382
00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:36,390
How do they know I used to take ballet?
383
00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:41,560
Alright. I got you so good!
384
00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,810
So good!
385
00:19:43,890 --> 00:19:46,150
I got you, so good.
386
00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:47,650
Oh!
387
00:19:47,650 --> 00:19:49,450
Ah!
388
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,990
Aw.
389
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,530
Oh!
390
00:19:54,530 --> 00:19:56,230
Sam! Ah!
391
00:19:56,230 --> 00:20:00,020
You can't turn on the lights while we're
wearing our awesome night-vision goggles!
392
00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:03,500
You nearly blew out my eyeballs!
393
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,830
- Where's Carls?
- I dunno, she went to some party downtown.
394
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,010
Dana's party?
395
00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:12,440
Yeah, I think. I tried texting her a
little while ago. She didn't answer.
396
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,530
- Something wrong?
- Get your sock off.
397
00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:19,530
- Why do I have to take my sock off?
- Get it off!
398
00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:22,870
Why are you taking our hard butter?
399
00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:24,760
- Give me your sock!
- It's coming! Dang!
400
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,720
- Am I gonna get my sock back?
- No.
401
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:30,200
- But...
- Buy a new sock.
402
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,690
Wait!
403
00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:37,150
They don't sell individual socks!
404
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:47,390
Okay, this isn't funny!
405
00:20:47,390 --> 00:20:50,090
- We're laughing.
- No, no...
406
00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:53,210
No need to throw a...
407
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,810
Ha ha... you throw like a girl.
408
00:20:55,810 --> 00:20:58,330
I am a girl!
409
00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:00,620
Oh.
410
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,260
And a very pretty one, too.
411
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,020
Stop! Quit it guys!
412
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,640
Carly's turn.
413
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,680
Don't! You're gonna hurt somebody!
414
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,320
No, she's not.
415
00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:16,890
- It's Sam!
- Sam! Sam!
416
00:21:16,890 --> 00:21:20,010
Aw. Puckett showed up.
417
00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:22,950
- Cut 'em loose.
- Why?
418
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:27,860
You come here to do some "random dancing"
with your little iCarly friends?
419
00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:31,820
Wow, she really does watch iCarly.
420
00:21:32,510 --> 00:21:34,310
I said...
421
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:36,780
Cut 'em loose.
422
00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:41,160
And momma don't like saying chiz twice.
423
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:47,750
Hey, don't sweat her.
424
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:50,750
Puckett's gone soft.
425
00:21:51,530 --> 00:21:54,090
Maybe I've gone soft.
426
00:21:54,090 --> 00:21:57,210
But my butter hasn't.
427
00:21:58,290 --> 00:22:02,600
What are you gonna do? You're alone.
I got thirty friends here.
428
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,300
Yeah. That's right.
429
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:05,340
Come on, man.
430
00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:10,710
Well... I hope your thirty
friends can see in the dark.
431
00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:13,880
- Hey, she shut off the lights!
- I can't see nothing!
432
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,370
- Where is she?!
- Get 'em Sam!
433
00:22:16,370 --> 00:22:18,830
- Ah!
- Ooh!
434
00:22:22,190 --> 00:22:26,630
- Take them out, Sam!
- Do it! Come on.
435
00:22:28,910 --> 00:22:31,790
- Ow!
- Sorry Gib!
436
00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:33,940
Oh!
437
00:22:34,190 --> 00:22:35,990
Ah!
438
00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:40,040
Oh, my butt!
439
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,600
Ah!
440
00:22:43,610 --> 00:22:45,470
Sam?
441
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,080
- Oh.
- Oh.
442
00:22:49,610 --> 00:22:51,410
Oh.
443
00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:58,250
So tomorrow...
444
00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:00,830
Skirt shopping?
445
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:03,920
I'll bring my debit card.
446
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:09,820
447
00:23:09,870 --> 00:23:14,420
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