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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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- Okay.
- Oh to the kay!
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- So, last week, Gibby...
- Who's a freak...
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Said that he loves Baggles.
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You remember Baggles.
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Baggles is a recurring character on
iCarly, played by a large sack of yogurt.
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So when Gibby said that he
loved baggies, Sam said...
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Then why don't you marry him?
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And Gibby, being the Gibby that he is...
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Said, "uh, yeah, sure, whatever."
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Which means it's...
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Wedding time!
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[ Applause ]
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Father Steinberg?
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Gibby, Baggles, get out here!
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[ Music ]
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Gibby...
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Father Steinberg.
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Baggles...
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[ Grunting ]
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Ugh...
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I'm sorry... He has a sinus infection.
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Let's get on with it.
Kids have short attention spans.
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All right.
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Gibby, do you take this infected sack
of yogurt to be your... Whatever?
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I'm sorry...
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I'm sorry...
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I promised myself I wouldn't do this.
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Yes, I do.
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Baggles...
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[ Grunting ]
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Do you take Orenthal Hayes
Gibson to be your... Whatever?
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[ Grunting ]
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I now pronounce you, bag and wife.
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[ Glass breaking ]
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Well, we hope you enjoyed
this freak show wedding.
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Join us next week for the bitter divorce.
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[ Grunting ]
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Y'all come back now, ya hear?
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[ Music ]
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Okay, this chicken wing was only in
your mouth for like two seconds,
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and the bone is totally clean!
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How do you do it?
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Years of practice.
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It takes a lot a mouth
coordination to totally master,
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the chicken wing bite, scrape, and slurp.
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[ Slurping ]
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Genius.
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Okay, can you guys stop
the chicken wing lesson,
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and help me come up with some more names?
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Flerbert.
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What?
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Ah, you said to come up with names.
So I invented "Flerbert".
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No.
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We're making a list of people to
invite to Spencer's birthday party.
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How 'bout... "Smelvin"?
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- I'd party with a Smelvin.
- Real people!
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And take that wedding dress off.
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No, I paid forty bucks to rent this dress,
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and I don't have to
return it 'til tomorrow.
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I'm getting my money's
worth outta this rag.
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Come on, we need more
people for Spencer's party.
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Who we got so far?
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Uh... Me... You...
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Freddie... Gibby...
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And?
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Flerbert and Smelvin.
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Ah! Socko!
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No, Socko's on safari in
Africa with his cousin, uh...
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Hunter.
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Hunter.
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What about T-Bo?
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- T-Bo and Spencer are mad at each other.
- Why?
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Because Spencer made fun of him
for the way he pronounces tissue.
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- How does T-Bo say tissue?
- "Tissyou".
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That's not how you pro-nounce it?
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Come on, Spencer's gotta have
some friends other than us.
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Friends his own age.
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Spencer's Book Club.
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No, he got kicked out after he accidentally
set a whole box of books on fire.
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- What book were they reading?
- Fahrenheit 451.
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It's pro-nounced... Fur-in-height.
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Gibby!
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So Spencer has no grownup friends?
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Really?
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I guess, since he's always taking care of
me, and hanging out with us all the time,
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he doesn't really have that many
friends his own age anymore.
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Well, I'm just gonna say...
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Dresses are really comfortable.
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Seriously. The air-conditioning
just comes right up there.
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- Hey guys.
- Hey what's up!
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- You were playing tennis?
- Yeah, but I lost.
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- I thought you were getting good?
- I am but...
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I made my own tennis racquet and...
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When I got it out in the sun,
I guess the heat just...
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That's pretty embarrassing.
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Hey, if you played tennis then
you were with a friend, right?
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- Sure, why?
- Get ready to type.
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Ah, what friend?
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Ryan.
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Hey man, can I use your bathroom?
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- Sure, it's up there to the right.
- Cool.
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- What is he, in fourth grade?
- Third.
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Ah, I gotta go fix my floppy racquet!
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Okay, we have to find Spencer
some friends his own age.
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- Yeah. Must.
- Yup. Absolutely.
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So, when did Spencer start playing teenis?
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- It's tennis!
- I say teenis.
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In 5...
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4...
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3...
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2...
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I know you see.
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Somehow the world
will change for me.
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And be so wonderful.
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Live life, breathe air.
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I know somehow we're
gonna get there.
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And feel so wonderful.
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It's all for real.
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I'm telling you just how I feel.
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So wake up the members of my nation.
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It's your time to be.
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There's no chance
unless you take one.
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And the time to see the brighter
side of every situation.
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Some things are meant to be.
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So give me your best and
leave the rest to me.
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Leave it all to me.
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(Leave it all to me).
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Leave it all to me.
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Just leave it all to me.
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Hey, what do ya think of him?
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He could be a friend for Spencer.
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- Perfect age.
- Alone.
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- Doesn't look too stupid.
- Or too smart.
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- Let's hit him up.
- Going in.
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What?
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You got a name?
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Yeah. Darnell.
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Well, hey, Darnell.
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We saw that, uh, you're
sitting with no friends.
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Well, I work at night.
And my friends have day jobs.
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So, I don't have many buds to hang with.
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Well, Darnell, what if I told ya, we
have a friend for ya, who's got no job?
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None.
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A cool, fun dude who could
hang out with you whenever.
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And makes sculptures...
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Out of garbage.
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Sometimes, his socks...
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Light up.
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Keep talking.
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[ Phone beeps ] What's Carly saying?
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They got their first friend for Spencer.
Some guy named Darnell.
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Ah. I used to know a guy named Darnell.
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And?
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Ya know, not every story
has to be "interesting".
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Now let's try to find him another one.
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Right. A cool friend for Spencer.
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What about him?
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Psh, no way.
He's wearing his towel like a woman.
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No dude should do that.
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So, did you return your wedding dress?
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Nah. I called the guys, they're
gonna lemme keep it one more day.
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Awesome.
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He looks all right.
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Yeah... That's how ya wear a towel.
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Come on.
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Uh, excuse us.
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Yes. Excuse us.
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What ya guys need?
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Take a look at this guy.
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Yeah. How would you like
to be friends with him?
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You know you would.
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Hey, what time you wanna start the party?
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I dunno. I'll text Jennifer and see
what time she wants to start it.
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There's two guys.
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Yeah, I could see them
hanging with Spencer.
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Oh great, Cilantro.
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Oh, yeah, let's not get any Cilantro.
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How come?
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Jennifer doesn't like it.
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What?
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Why do you have to get your
girlfriend's approval for everything?
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I don't have to get
Jennifer's approval for...
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You love Cilantro, man!
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You and me, we've been eating
Cilantro together since prison!
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Now your dumb girlfriend comes
in and ruins the whole...
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Don't you call Jennifer dumb!
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Ya know what?
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You can just get yourself
another best friend.
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Okay!
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Maybe I will!
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My older brother...
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Loves Cilantro.
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Loves it...
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Hey hey...
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What?
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That guy who just went in that stall,
perfect grownup friend for Spencer.
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Yeah, but Carly says we
already have enough.
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- Oh, one more won't hurt.
- Ok well, what are you...
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Don't go into the...
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- Who are you?
- Gibby.
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- You want a cool friend?
- Get outta here!
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Just gimme 10 minutes to tell you
about this guy named Spencer.
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- No!
- No! He's an artist. He has great hair...
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He plays teenis, I mean...
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Oh come on. Stupid soap.
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Here ya go, Sir. Put your hands out.
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Thank you. Appreciate it.
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So... How was your food?
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It was excellent.
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Oh, need a towel?
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Ah. Thank you again.
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Sure thing.
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And...
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That's for you.
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Three bucks? For what?
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You're the men's room attendant, right?
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Yes.
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I am the men's room attendant.
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That is my job.
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Well, take care.
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This is the best job ever!
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[ Music ]
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Yo yo, you guys ready to go bowling?
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- Um, actually...
- Guess who has his own ball?
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You bought a bowling ball?
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No.
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I made one. I sculpted it!
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Check it out!
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That's not round.
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So? Look, I realize it
didn't come out "perfect".
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But come on that's what makes it special.
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It makes you special.
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Anyway, we're not really going bowling.
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Aw, what are we doing?
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We're not doing anything.
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You are going out to
dinner with some friends.
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Game time.
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Spencer, these are your new friends.
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Uh... Hey?
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I uh, I brought you some Cilantro.
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[ Music ]
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And so this reporter from CNN
asks the Senator, he goes...
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"Well, I feel that such information
should remain confidential."
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- Oh my God.
- So hypocritical.
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And that's the guy pushing for
campaign finance reform, right?
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Hey, hey, you guys know who
loves to talk about politics?
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- Tell us.
- Old man belly button.
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Who's that?
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I'll introduce ya to him.
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Whoa!
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I'll tell ya about politics.
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Oh! Ut-oh!
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But first. I think I'm gonna sneeze.
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Ah-choo!
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Now watch, I can make him gag.
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Right?
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- I think he's having a good time.
- Yeah.
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Man, I'm starving, where's our waiter?
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Over there, being weird.
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Ah. Ah.
263
00:14:47,446 --> 00:14:48,722
Ah.
264
00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:50,880
Aw, he's not that weird.
265
00:14:50,881 --> 00:14:53,894
Uh, did you hear him take our order?
266
00:14:53,895 --> 00:14:56,689
"What? You want a cheeseburger?"
267
00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:59,751
"Okay, I'll get you a cheeseburger."
268
00:14:59,752 --> 00:15:02,626
"With cheese on it."
269
00:15:02,627 --> 00:15:05,220
Yeah, and when I asked for
chili fries, he was all...
270
00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:10,118
"What? Chili fries?
Sure, we have chili fries."
271
00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:12,459
"Why do..."
272
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:15,543
Hello.
273
00:15:15,544 --> 00:15:18,161
You making fun of me?
274
00:15:18,162 --> 00:15:20,554
No. No, I was not.
275
00:15:20,555 --> 00:15:22,254
I think you were.
276
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,791
- Was I making fun of him?
- Yes.
277
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,652
Sam!
278
00:15:26,029 --> 00:15:29,619
Look, we just want our food.
279
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:33,340
Sure. I'll get ya, your food.
280
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,745
- Uh-oh.
- What?
281
00:15:37,746 --> 00:15:40,206
He is gonna do something bad to your food.
282
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,423
No he is not. Carly?
283
00:15:42,424 --> 00:15:44,767
He is not gonna do something
bad to Freddie's food.
284
00:15:44,768 --> 00:15:48,009
Mm-kay. Enjoy your chili fries.
285
00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:50,040
- I will.
- After he blows his nose on them.
286
00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:51,578
Dang it, Sam...
287
00:15:51,579 --> 00:15:53,739
[ Music ]
288
00:15:55,197 --> 00:15:57,934
- Hey, where's Gibby?
- In the men's room.
289
00:15:57,935 --> 00:16:00,498
- Doing what?
- Working.
290
00:16:00,499 --> 00:16:02,659
[ Music ]
291
00:16:06,521 --> 00:16:08,708
Here's a paper towel for ya...
292
00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:10,689
And...
293
00:16:10,701 --> 00:16:13,041
A meatball.
294
00:16:13,131 --> 00:16:15,051
Okay.
295
00:16:18,589 --> 00:16:22,909
- Later.
- Whoa whoa whoa... Ahem ahem.
296
00:16:23,237 --> 00:16:25,937
Oh, sorry. Um...
297
00:16:26,842 --> 00:16:28,091
I don't have any money.
298
00:16:28,092 --> 00:16:30,852
You got a watch.
299
00:16:34,725 --> 00:16:38,445
Thank you for using my toilet.
300
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,337
- I think it's going well.
- Mmmmm, I dunno.
301
00:16:41,338 --> 00:16:44,041
Spencer's not looking too happy.
302
00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:46,679
So before I could move here to
Seattle, I had to sell my condo.
303
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,232
Hey!
304
00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:50,985
Any you guys play Zombie Death Squad?
305
00:16:50,986 --> 00:16:53,788
My gamer tag is Buju.
306
00:16:53,789 --> 00:16:57,497
I made that up in the shower.
I was just washing me, and boom...
307
00:16:57,498 --> 00:17:01,038
Popped into my head... Buju!
308
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:02,946
Woo!
309
00:17:04,585 --> 00:17:06,319
- Hey.
- What?
310
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,679
Where were you a minute ago?
311
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,800
Outside. In the alley.
312
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,563
With a customer's chili fries?
313
00:17:14,564 --> 00:17:16,544
Maybe.
314
00:17:17,335 --> 00:17:20,155
Who are they for?
315
00:17:20,237 --> 00:17:25,217
Table nine.
The iCarly boy who made fun of me.
316
00:17:29,051 --> 00:17:30,220
Where's my coffee?
317
00:17:30,221 --> 00:17:31,339
Just a second!
318
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:33,136
Hey, I'm still waiting on my chili fries!
319
00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:35,417
All right!
320
00:17:37,698 --> 00:17:40,096
Seriously, if you guys enjoy live theater.
321
00:17:40,097 --> 00:17:43,206
You've got to see The
Seagull at The Chumley.
322
00:17:43,207 --> 00:17:45,538
Oh, I love the Chumley Theater.
323
00:17:45,539 --> 00:17:49,666
Hey. Hey. You guys have seen the
new Eddie Murphy movie, right?
324
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:51,213
Kanga-fat?!
325
00:17:51,214 --> 00:17:55,954
He buys a kangaroo and he wears a fat suit!
326
00:17:57,608 --> 00:18:01,921
I hear they considered calling it Fataroo!
327
00:18:01,922 --> 00:18:04,742
Both good options.
328
00:18:06,026 --> 00:18:07,751
That movie is for children.
329
00:18:07,752 --> 00:18:10,092
And idiots.
330
00:18:10,696 --> 00:18:12,135
I write poetry.
331
00:18:12,136 --> 00:18:13,936
Oh!
332
00:18:15,252 --> 00:18:16,476
Your chili fries.
333
00:18:16,477 --> 00:18:17,486
- About time.
- Really.
334
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,279
Oh God, those look good.
335
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,193
Ow! What the hey?!
336
00:18:21,194 --> 00:18:22,482
You said you didn't want chili fries.
337
00:18:22,483 --> 00:18:25,119
Yeah, because I thought my nachos were
gonna come out at the same time...
338
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,337
You can't change your mind!
339
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:28,412
These are for us.
340
00:18:28,413 --> 00:18:31,833
You guys... Are so mean...
341
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,928
And boring!
342
00:18:33,929 --> 00:18:35,663
Well, you're childish.
343
00:18:35,664 --> 00:18:37,944
I am not!
344
00:18:40,618 --> 00:18:43,370
Mm mm. Good chili fries.
345
00:18:43,371 --> 00:18:45,351
Carly!
346
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,910
- What?!
- I don't like those guys!
347
00:18:50,911 --> 00:18:52,862
- Just give them a chance to...
- No!
348
00:18:52,863 --> 00:18:55,760
They're dull and un-fun and
they talk about politics,
349
00:18:55,761 --> 00:19:00,131
and taxes, and live
theater and I hate them!
350
00:19:00,132 --> 00:19:04,630
- But you need friends your own age.
- I do not!
351
00:19:04,631 --> 00:19:08,351
Aw, come here. Come here baby.
352
00:19:08,929 --> 00:19:13,069
- It's okay, it's okay...
- Yeah...
353
00:19:14,859 --> 00:19:17,199
It's okay.
354
00:19:18,727 --> 00:19:21,952
Oh my God! Oh my God, it's iCarly!
355
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:25,989
It's iCarly! Hi! Hi! Hey. I love you!
356
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,112
Hi. I love you.
I'm your biggest fan in the world!
357
00:19:28,113 --> 00:19:30,193
- I'm Carly's bro.
- Oh my God! Oh my God!
358
00:19:30,194 --> 00:19:32,473
- Nice meeting you.
- I need pics. I need your picture now.
359
00:19:32,474 --> 00:19:36,967
I need pic. All right. All right.
Smile! You're my favorite! Smile!
360
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:41,173
- Okay. Oh God! Oh my God!
- Hey, you're on my lap!
361
00:19:41,174 --> 00:19:44,534
Oh my God!... You. Smile!
362
00:19:44,795 --> 00:19:46,443
You're insane.
363
00:19:46,444 --> 00:19:49,115
- Where's Gibby?!?!
- Oh, he's in the men's room working...
364
00:19:49,116 --> 00:19:51,876
Oh my God Gibby!
365
00:19:52,886 --> 00:19:54,866
Gibby!
366
00:19:58,670 --> 00:20:01,376
Oh my God meatballs!
367
00:20:01,377 --> 00:20:03,837
Ah, Gibbeh...
368
00:20:04,491 --> 00:20:08,036
I met Gibby! I touched Gibby! Oh my God!
369
00:20:08,037 --> 00:20:09,967
[ Screaming ]
370
00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:12,968
No! No! No! No! No!
371
00:20:13,858 --> 00:20:16,798
I love you, iCarly!
372
00:20:19,376 --> 00:20:23,562
Ugh, these chili fries. They taste weird.
373
00:20:23,563 --> 00:20:26,974
I... I don't feel so good.
374
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:31,295
I think... I think I'm gonna be sick.
375
00:20:38,356 --> 00:20:41,956
How you fellas doing tonight?
376
00:20:42,266 --> 00:20:46,403
Ah, when you're done in there, I
got meatballs for ya. [ Vomiting ]
377
00:20:46,404 --> 00:20:50,664
Yeah. Hot, juicy meatballs. [ Vomiting ]
378
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:58,467
Oh, and here's a little soothing music,
while ya handle your business.
379
00:21:00,257 --> 00:21:04,045
Lovin' you...
380
00:21:04,046 --> 00:21:09,897
Is my favorite thing to do.
381
00:21:09,898 --> 00:21:12,980
And if you'll be mine...
382
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:17,850
Till the end of all time...
383
00:21:17,851 --> 00:21:23,071
My heart will sing the
sweetest part of this song.
384
00:21:25,448 --> 00:21:27,728
Oh love...
385
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:32,324
Gibbeh...
386
00:21:34,755 --> 00:21:38,358
For he's a jolly good Spencer.
387
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:40,357
For he's a jolly good Spencer.
388
00:21:40,358 --> 00:21:44,258
For he's a jolly good Spencer...
389
00:21:44,701 --> 00:21:47,645
My feet are swollen!
390
00:21:47,646 --> 00:21:50,394
Where are my pills?!?!
391
00:21:50,395 --> 00:21:52,238
[ Laughs ]
392
00:21:52,239 --> 00:21:53,750
- All right. Come on. Let's go.
- Okay, okay, okay... Ready?
393
00:21:53,751 --> 00:21:56,521
All right. [ Applause ]
394
00:21:56,522 --> 00:21:59,882
- Woo! Yeah.
- Yeah baby.
395
00:22:00,174 --> 00:22:03,686
- Happy Birthday.
- Thanks, kid.
396
00:22:03,687 --> 00:22:05,637
And Happy Birthday old man belly button!
397
00:22:05,638 --> 00:22:08,338
Thank you Carly!
398
00:22:08,821 --> 00:22:11,084
Okay okay, let's eat this sucka.
399
00:22:11,085 --> 00:22:13,455
Giant Spaghetti Taco time!
400
00:22:13,456 --> 00:22:16,636
Grande espagueti tacola!
401
00:22:17,153 --> 00:22:19,253
No! No.
402
00:22:19,764 --> 00:22:24,574
It's my birthday, and I
say that before we eat...
403
00:22:24,575 --> 00:22:27,479
We play Jamaican laser tag!
404
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,120
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
405
00:22:30,681 --> 00:22:33,664
- Dreads on...
- Yup.
406
00:22:33,665 --> 00:22:36,545
Laser weapons, mon!
407
00:22:36,546 --> 00:22:39,186
Let's go, mon!
408
00:22:41,822 --> 00:22:44,334
- Look out mon!
- Me lasa!
409
00:22:44,335 --> 00:22:46,708
Ha, ya missed me!
410
00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:49,289
Pyoo pyoo mon!
411
00:22:49,524 --> 00:22:51,837
Hoppy birthday, mon!
412
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:54,898
I'll blast ya mutha!
413
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:59,069
Ya be shootin' like a woman!
414
00:22:59,070 --> 00:23:02,010
Ya lasered me nose!
415
00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:07,913
416
00:23:07,963 --> 00:23:12,513
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