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Subs created by: David Coleman.
Resync by Metal Warrior.
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Ooo..
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Who's putting on her pretty little lip
gloss for her pretty little date?
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I thought you left a half hour ago.
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Get out!
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Ewe, what smells weird?
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It's my new French perfume.
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Oh, is it called Le Poop?
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- You need to leave.
- Easy, easy, I have a broken leg.
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Hey, it's not my fault you broke your leg.
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I told you not to wear your
roller blades in the shower.
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But showering is so boring.
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Showering isn't supposed
to be entertaining.
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Alright, well, I'll be home at around 11..
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- Great, bye!
- Wait, I need my..
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Oh no..
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Oh no!
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Not again!
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Ah! It's hurting, this is painful!
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- You're fine.
- I'm not sure I am!
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- Have a fun time.
- Could you get me an aspirin?
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- I can't hear you.
- Ow.
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Okay. Now..
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Hey!
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T-Bo. I told you, you can't just
barge in here whenever you want.
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You wanna see my lemon launcher?
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No, I have a guy coming here any..
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See?
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I ordered this from FruitFling dot com.
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Look at this.
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You just take a lemon, you
pop it in right here.
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I don't have time for this.
My date's gonna be here in..
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And then pull this back.
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I don't want you to pull it back.
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Then I aim it thusly.
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T-Bo, it is not a good time to..
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Oh!
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Woo-hoo!
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Nice. Well, thanks for the damage. Bye!
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Wait, wait, wait.
Lemme try it one more time.
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- Yeah, that's not happening.
- No, no, I know what I did wrong.
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- You did everything wrong.
- I got another lemon in my pocket.
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Take your lemon home and give it a bath.
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Look. I just aim like this..
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No, I don't want you to..
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Hey, Carly, look, I brought..
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Keith!
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I got an appointment.
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T-Bo..
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In 5..
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4..
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3..
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2..
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I know you see.
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Somehow the world
will change for me.
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And be so wonderful.
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Live life, breathe air.
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I know somehow we're
gonna get there.
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And feel so wonderful.
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It's all for real.
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I'm telling you just how I feel.
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So wake up the members of my nation.
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It's your time to be.
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There's no chance
unless you take one.
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And the time to see the brighter
side of every situation.
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Some things are meant to be.
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So give me your best and
leave the rest to me.
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Leave it all to me.
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(Leave it all to me).
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Leave it all to me.
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Just leave it all to me.
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- Good table.
- Gibby.
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Well, we should get some smoothies.
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Yep. Hey, girls, why don't you
go get us some smoothies?
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Ooh, can we?
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Yeah. Get yourselves something, too.
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Thanks, daddy.
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Gib.. You gotta be a little
more respectful with girls.
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Aw, you're so cute.
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No, I think you missed my point..
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Whoa. Whoa.
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What?
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There's a couple a girls
I'd like to respect.
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Hmm-mm-mm. Where?
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Behind you, but don't look now.
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- Okay.
- Wait. Aw.
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Hey.
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Be cool.
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Alright, here are your four smoothies.
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You sure you don't wanna blast me in the
head with a lemon before I drink this?
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Alright. But I don't think
you're gonna like it.
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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
What's this in my smoothie?
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Oh, there are my keys.
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But, what about my smoothie?
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You can keep the rest.
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Make me a new one!
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Okay then!
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Hi.
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I don't get it.
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How did those two guys get girls like that?
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I dunno. I'll go find out.
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No, no, no Gib, Gibby.
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Hey, excuse me. Yo.
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Uh, quick question.
My bud Freddie and I were wondering..
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How do two guys like you
get girls like that?
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What do you mean?
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Come on. I mean, you guys
are all, like, yeah, blech.
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And you girls are like.. Wa ha ha ha.
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And then I look back at you guys,
and I'm all, like, yeah, blech.
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We're in a band.
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Oh.
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Interesting.
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Yeah, I play guitar, he plays bass,
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and one day we were just.. Aw.
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They're in a band.
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Yeah, girls love guys in a band.
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Right?
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I wish we were in a band.
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Maybe we are.
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- Ah!
- You follow me?
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No.
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Here's a new smoothie, no keys.
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- Thank you.
- That'll be..
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Hey.
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Those sleeves look familiar.
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Huh? Oh yeah, they should.
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This is your shirt.
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My shirt?
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Why are you wearing my shirt?
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I needed a shirt so I
went into your apartment,
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and got one out of the
drawer in your bedroom.
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Why didn't you borrow one
of Spencer's shirts?
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I don't like his style.
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Hey, hey. I need $12 for those smoothies.
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You don't need $12 for the smoothies.
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I don't need $12 dollars for the smoothies.
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These aren't the droids you're looking for.
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These aren't the droids we're looking for.
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Move along.
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Spencer!
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Spencer!
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Spencer..
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T-Bo?
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Oh, hey, Carly girl.
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You wanna come watch this movie with me?
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I got corn nuts.
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I'm not interested in your corn nuts!
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It's after 2:00 AM what are
you doing in our apartment?
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Mrs. Benson doesn't like me to
watch TV this late at her place.
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Well, neither do I. Now, turn it off.
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But this movie's about the
very first Jamaican Astronaut.
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It's called "Mon On Da Moon". Listen.
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One small step for mon.
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One giant leap for mon-kind.
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You crazy, mon!
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Now, out!
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Alright. I'll just come back
tomorrow and finish it up.
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No, you will not.
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- Where else am I gonna go?
- You're banned!
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Banned?
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You have no respect for our privacy, so
now you can't come back here at all.
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But I'm T-Bo!
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You're t-banned!
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That's not even clever.
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Out!
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Can I just take a quick shower?
I spilled maple syrup all..
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What happened?
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I heard Jamaicans.
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Oh, I handled it.
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Because whenever we have a problem
here you always sleep through it.
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No, I woke up.
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Heard foreigners, and
tried to call the cops.
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Tried? What happened?
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I couldn't reach my phone.
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Why not, where's your phone?
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Um..
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Somewhere in this general area.
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What?
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I put my phone back here, sticking
up outta the top of my cast,
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you know, just to hold
it, and it slipped down.
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Well, pull it out.
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If I could pull it out, don't
you think I would pull..
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- Your thigh is ringing.
- Yeah, I know.
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How do I..
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Nothing.
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Hello?
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Hello!
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Spencer? That you?
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Yeah, T-Bo, it's me. What's up?
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Man, your sister can be a real..
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T-Bo says hey.
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Hey, look. The idiots got girls.
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I gotta hit the restroom.
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Can we help you?
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Why are you girls sitting
with these clowns?
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- They're in a band.
- Shh..
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Sure are.
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Oh, they're in a band.
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And this band is called?
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- Uh..
- Um..
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The..
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The Floors.
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So, where are The Floors playing next?
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- We're not sure.
- Yeah, it's not always easy to book gigs.
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Maybe I can help you guys book a gig.
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- We don't want your help.
- Please don't help us.
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No, I'm happy to do it.
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- Sam..
- Happy..
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To do it.
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- Freddie and Gibby are in a band.
- Oh my God.
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Hey T-Bo. Can I get a
Blueberry Blitz and maybe..
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No!
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You can have a cup of nothing.
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Why? I just want a..
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You banned me from your place?
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I ban you from The Groovy Smoothie.
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- What?
- You heard me!
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- You had that made?
- Yeah.
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Buh-bye!
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I am not leaving.
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Darrin, use the skunk spray.
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Skunk spray?
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Ewe!
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Ewe! Okay, you've already sprayed me!
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I'm already skunky!
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And the next ingredient in
our homemade smoothie is..
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Uh, one cup of non-fat plain yogurt.
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Or full fat for all you fat lovers.
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One cup of non-fat yogurt.
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And some protein boost.
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And some energy boost.
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And now..
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I push this.
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See? Anyone can make an
awesome smoothie at home.
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So it really doesn't matter
if a very mean person
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unfairly bans you from
your favorite smoothie
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place just because he's
mad, when what made him
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mad was totally his fault
in the first place.
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Um, obviously, Carly won't
need to add the anger boost.
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Nope.
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Now give 'er a taste.
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Mm. Mm-hum.
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How is it?
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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And now Carly's gonna
hold the camera while,
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Freddie and Gibby leave
the room for a minute.
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- Huh?
- Why do we have to leave?
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We're not leaving.
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Fine. Then hang out and watch us do a
new iCarly segment called "girl stuff."
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- Bye.
- Back in a few.
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And now some big old news.
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- What news?
- If you're a fan of iCarly and music,
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you gotta come to The Groovy Smoothie
Saturday night at eight o'clock
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to see Freddie and Gibby sing
in their new band, The Floors.
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The Floors?
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The Floors. You're all invited.
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- What are we gonna do?
- Don't worry, we'll cancel.
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And there's no way they're gonna cancel.
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D ah!
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And now I will do my sneaky evil laugh.
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Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Little over the top.
264
00:13:02,050 --> 00:13:04,150
Mwa-ha.
265
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:09,120
- Dang it, Sam.
- I can't believe you did that.
266
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:13,740
Uh-oh, I think I tickled their angry bones.
267
00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,620
Why'd you invite people to
watch us play at The Smoothie?
268
00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:18,970
You said it was tough for a band to
book a gig, and I love you guys,
269
00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:21,970
so I talked to T-Bo and booked you a gig.
270
00:13:21,970 --> 00:13:24,360
You know we're not a real band.
271
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:28,270
Which is what makes this so funny.
272
00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:29,780
Will you help with this?
273
00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:32,950
I got my own problems.
274
00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:34,520
- Carly!
- Bye.
275
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,820
- What?
- Get back here, right now!
276
00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:41,500
- This is not funny!
- Ba! Ba! Bop! Ba da!
277
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,630
- Hey.
- Hi. Where've you been?
278
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,210
I had an appointment
with my special doctor.
279
00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:52,440
Your leg doctor?
280
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,270
- No, the other one.
- Oh.
281
00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:57,070
Oh.
282
00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:02,030
Ugh. Your phone's still stuck
in the back of your cast?
283
00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:03,890
Yes.
284
00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,840
Hello?
285
00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,680
Hello?
286
00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:12,190
Hello?
287
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,530
Hey man, it's T-Bo.
288
00:14:13,530 --> 00:14:15,520
Can I come over?
289
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,000
Can T-Bo come over?
290
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,380
No. He's never allowed over here again.
291
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,600
Alright, you talk to T-Bo
right now and make up.
292
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:26,150
- I don't wanna make up.
- Just talk to him!
293
00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:30,060
Alright, T-Bo, you're on with Carly.
294
00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:31,480
What do you want?
295
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:32,760
What?
296
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,130
I said, what do you want?
297
00:14:35,130 --> 00:14:37,380
What? I can't hear you.
298
00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:40,440
You gotta get closer.
299
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,380
What is it, T-Bo?
300
00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:46,990
You wanna know why I always
hang out at your place?
301
00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:47,940
Why?
302
00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:51,020
Because sometimes, living with
the Bensons is a nightmare.
303
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,570
- What's so bad about it?
- Mrs. Benson.
304
00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:55,590
She's a lunatic!
305
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:59,750
See? T-Bo likes to hang out here so
he can get away from Mrs. Benson.
306
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:03,950
Oh, come on, she can't be that bad.
307
00:15:04,610 --> 00:15:08,510
You don't think she's that bad?
308
00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:13,340
You try staying with the
Benson's for one night,
309
00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:17,470
and if you can handle that, I will
never come here again without asking.
310
00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:19,400
And you can come back to the smoothie.
311
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,760
Sounds fair to me.
312
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,150
Alright. Deal.
313
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:25,510
I'm not gonna have any prob..
314
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:28,000
Sorry, one sec.
315
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,510
Hello?
316
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:32,500
- Spencer, it's your doctor.
- Oh, hey, Dr. Harley.
317
00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:34,400
No, this is Dr. Buttman.
318
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,430
Dr. Buttman? Uh, just a..
319
00:15:36,430 --> 00:15:40,330
I'm gonna take this in my room.
320
00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:48,250
I really appreciate you letting
me spend the night here.
321
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,810
Oh, I understand.
322
00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:55,710
If I had to live with Spencer, I would
need a break now and then, too.
323
00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:59,130
Um, what are these scales for?
324
00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:00,930
Tell her.
325
00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:03,520
Well, what's the point of
eating nutritious food,
326
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:07,840
if we don't know exactly how much
nutrition our bodies absorb?
327
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,140
I don't understand.
328
00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:13,030
We weigh the food before it goes in..
329
00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:14,910
Yeah..
330
00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:18,220
Then later, we weigh what comes out.
331
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:20,020
Oh.
332
00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:23,790
Oh.
333
00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:26,470
Mmmmm-hmm.
334
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,260
Gibbeh..
335
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,100
Gibbeh..
336
00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:33,360
Gibbeh..
337
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:37,000
Quit that, man.
We got two days to learn this song.
338
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,100
Rock N' Roll.
339
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,980
- Ready?
- Hit it.
340
00:16:48,390 --> 00:16:50,370
Girl..
341
00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:55,190
I see you walking down the hall.
342
00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:58,760
You know I think you got it all.
343
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,700
You look perfect to me.
344
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,290
- Dude, we sound pretty bad.
- Real bad.
345
00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:05,230
Yeah.
346
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,980
Carly, is there anything
else I can get you?
347
00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:10,730
No thanks, Mrs. Benson, but
it's really nice of you to ask,
348
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:14,290
and make me feel so comfortable here.
349
00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:17,350
Mm-hum, wait for it.
350
00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:21,820
Good night.
351
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:27,130
By the way, Mrs.
Benson, I love this sofa bed.
352
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:30,260
I wanna find out what kind it is and see
if Spencer will get me one for my room.
353
00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:33,040
It'd be really cool for when Sam
spends the night so she can just use..
354
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,840
Ah!
355
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:37,590
Wh.. What the Jack? What is that?
356
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:41,320
A tick gasser. You know how I
used to give Freddie tick baths?
357
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,450
Yeah?
358
00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:46,370
Well, now I can get rid of ticks
with this industrial gasser.
359
00:17:46,370 --> 00:17:48,650
Industrial?
360
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,450
Ah!
361
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,820
You might feel a powerful
burning sensation.
362
00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,630
I do!
363
00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:57,430
Ah!
364
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:03,030
It will be a long time.
365
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,370
It will be a long time.
366
00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:07,410
Stop, stop, stop.
367
00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:08,390
What's up?
368
00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:10,920
You were singing the wrong lyrics again.
369
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,350
You're gonna humiliate
us in front of everyone.
370
00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:15,060
It's not my fault Sam booked us a gig.
371
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:19,150
It's your fault we're in a fake band.
372
00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:22,970
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm just really worried about this gig.
373
00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:25,510
Hey, what if we just don't show up?
374
00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:27,530
Nah, then we'll look even worse.
375
00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:29,930
Yeah, and I guess our band can't
break up before our first gig.
376
00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:32,270
Right, we..
377
00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:35,960
We can break up during our first gig.
378
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,540
Ha, dee-uring.
379
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:41,240
What?
380
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,100
You said dee-uring.
381
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:46,590
It's pronounced "during."
382
00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:51,270
Fine. We can break up during our first gig.
383
00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:53,700
Yeah. Keep talking.
384
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,200
- You get it?
- No.
385
00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:58,730
That's why I need ya to keep talking.
386
00:18:58,730 --> 00:19:02,360
Okay, listen, at the gig, like,
before we ever play a song,
387
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,180
you and I get in a fight.
388
00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:07,600
I'd kill you in a fight.
389
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,280
Not a real fight. A fake fight.
390
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:13,730
We argue, then you try to punch
me, but I'll duck the punch,
391
00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:16,510
then we wrestle around a little
til people pull us apart.
392
00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:18,960
I yell, "I'm never gonna
sing with that jerk again."
393
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,770
And boom, The Floors are no more.
394
00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:23,820
Ha, I love that.
395
00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:26,550
But in a real fight I'd kill ya.
396
00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:29,100
It's not gonna be a real fight!
397
00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:31,030
Okay!
398
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,400
Lucky you.
399
00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:38,230
Fire!
400
00:19:38,230 --> 00:19:40,630
Everybody out!
401
00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:43,870
Fire!
402
00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:48,770
Everybody into the hallway
if you want to live!
403
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,690
Fire!
404
00:19:53,410 --> 00:19:55,070
What started the fire?
405
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:57,410
There's no fire.
406
00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:58,640
What?
407
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,880
Mrs. Benson likes to have fire drills..
408
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,160
Frequently.
409
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:10,060
Our time was 32 seconds, which
means we'd all be dead.
410
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,400
Now I gotta try to get back to sleep.
411
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,230
I'll come tickle your
back in a few minutes.
412
00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:16,030
No!
413
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:20,980
- What time is it?
- 2:01 A.M.
414
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:23,140
We'll have another drill at 4:15.
415
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,150
Tonight?
416
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:26,430
Of course.
417
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,620
Button that top up.
You're showing too much neck.
418
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:32,020
Yes, ma'am.
419
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,770
And, good night.
420
00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:37,240
Hey!
421
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:41,040
The deal was you stay at
the Benson's all night.
422
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,670
No.
423
00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:46,210
You win, she's a nightmare.
424
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,540
You can come over to our
place any time you want.
425
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,020
Aw.
426
00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:54,170
Now, that's what I like to hear.
427
00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:56,040
Hey.
428
00:20:57,170 --> 00:21:00,420
I'll see you at The Groovy Smoothie.
429
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:02,460
Thanks.
430
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:07,920
- T-Bo, close the door!
- I'm closing the door!
431
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,600
Alright, now, let's go over
the plan one more time.
432
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,520
One more time.
433
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,370
When I introduce our song, you
start an argument with me.
434
00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:20,830
I start an argument.
435
00:21:20,830 --> 00:21:23,350
And when I say, "what are
you gonna do about it?"
436
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,680
Then you say, "maybe I'll do this!"
437
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,870
"Maybe I'll do this!"
438
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,250
Right. That'll let me know when to duck.
439
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,960
Then you throw a punch, missing me.
440
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,720
And we'll wrestle on the ground
til people pull us apart.
441
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,840
- Awesome.
- This is gonna be so..
442
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:42,490
Hey! When are The Floors
gonna rock this joint?
443
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,980
Woo! Gibby!
444
00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:48,760
We're The Floors, and we're
about to rock you like..
445
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,920
Like a..
446
00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:56,040
We are gonna rock-a-doodle your do!
447
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,140
Yeah, awkward silence, woo!
448
00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:05,210
Now, this first song we're
gonna do tonight is..
449
00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:07,750
- Hey, hey.
- What?
450
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:10,470
Maybe I wanna intro the song.
451
00:22:10,470 --> 00:22:12,110
I already started.
452
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:17,110
Well, then maybe now I am
going to start an argument.
453
00:22:17,110 --> 00:22:19,190
Okay, why?
454
00:22:19,190 --> 00:22:23,060
I am sick of you always
hogging the song intros.
455
00:22:23,070 --> 00:22:25,730
- So far I like The Floors.
- Good band.
456
00:22:25,730 --> 00:22:28,570
Now, just shut up and let me talk for once.
457
00:22:28,570 --> 00:22:30,780
And if I don't..
458
00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:32,720
What are you gonna do about it?
459
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,880
Oh, man!
460
00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:38,410
I say..
461
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,300
What are you gonna do about it?
462
00:22:41,310 --> 00:22:44,610
Are you gonna take that?
463
00:22:55,530 --> 00:22:58,170
I feel so bad.
464
00:23:02,170 --> 00:23:05,650
Give it up for The Floors.
465
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:11,600
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