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[Music]
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I am so sorry.
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[Phone ringing]
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Hello?
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Dad, what's going on?
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Ah, nothing.
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I just got my hand in a chicken.
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Yeah, it's dead.
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Where are you?
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Oh, cool.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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There's a chicken
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On your hand.
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No, Carly just walked in.
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Yeah, sure.
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For you.
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Who is it?
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Our creator.
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Dad?
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He's on a submarine.
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Oh, cool.
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Dad, hey.
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Yeah, we're doing
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iCarly tonight, why?
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No way.
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How?
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How what?
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Shh.
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Really?
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Oh my God, that's so great.
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What's great?
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Shhh.
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So, everyone, on the whole sub?
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Every who on the whole what?
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Just stuff your chicken.
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That's so amazing.
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Right, so I guess
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I'll see you tonight.
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I mean, I won't see you,
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But you'll see me.
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You know what I mean.
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Yeah.
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Okay, you wanna talk
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To Spencer again?
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Yay.
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Oh, you don't.
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Oh...
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Okay, bye.
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What?
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His submarine's docked
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Right off the coast of alaska
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Where they have internet access.
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So, he and the whole crew
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Are gonna watch iCarly tonight.
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Fo realz?
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Fo yeah.
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It's gonna be the first time
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He's seen our show live.
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And why is your hand
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In a chicken?
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I got a date.
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Who with?
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With a real woman.
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As opposed to?
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I just...
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I just mean she's like
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A really classy lady.
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Get this.
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Her name is candice.
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Classy.
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She's the president
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Of her own company.
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She reads books,
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And she wears pantyhose.
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Impressive.
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Yeah.
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So you're making her dinner?
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Uh-Huh.
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She wrote in her online profile
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That she likes sophisticated men
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Who can cook.
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So I'm making her dinner,
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And I bought these.
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Sophisticated?
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I guess.
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Where'd you get those?
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You know socko's cousin,
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The optometrist?
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Isaac?
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Yep.
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[Phone ringing]
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Ummm, I think
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Your cell phone's ringing.
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Yeah.
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You see it?
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[Phone ringing]
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Could it be in your chicken?
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Aw, man.
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Pretty sophisticated.
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In five, four, three, two...
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, Carly.
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Yeah?
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Is it weird if a guy
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Grows hair between his toes?
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Why? Do you?
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No...
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Did you see Sam's e-mail?
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No, what e-mail?
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She's in jail.
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What?
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What happened?
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She was at the jiffy mart
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Buying a snack
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And a guy cut in front of her.
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So she shoved a hot chili dog
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Down his pants
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And it turns out
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The guy was an ambassador
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From mexico.
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Aw, Sam.
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So then what happened?
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He yelled,
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"Los frijoles calientes
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"Quema mis pantalones.
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Ohhhhh."
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No, I mean, with Sam?
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Oh.
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The cops showed up
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And took her down to juvy.
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Awwww.
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Her mom's on her way there,
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But Sam says there's no way
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She's getting out till tomorrow.
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So, you're canceling iCarly?
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Well, I don't see how we're
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Gonna be able to do the show...
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No, we're not
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Canceling iCarly.
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We've never canceled the show.
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And my dad's watching it
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Live tonight for the first time.
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I thought
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Spencer was your dad.
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Gibby.
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Well, how are we gonna
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Do the show without Sam?
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Spencer.
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Normal, here I come.
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[Music]
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Spencer, Spencer.
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Yeah, what's up?
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I need you to fill in for Sam
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On iCarly tonight.
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Why? Where's Sam?
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Juvy.
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Again?
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What'd she do?
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She shoved a hot chili dog
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Down a foreign
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Dignitary's pants.
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Senor guttierez?
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Yeah, how'd you know?
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He tweeted about it.
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How come you follow senor...
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Please, shut up.
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Will you do iCarly with me?
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Can't.
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But dad's watching tonight.
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We have to do it for dad.
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You know, I have a date
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With candice.
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So, reschedule it.
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She's already on her way.
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Ah, come on.
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Just have candice wait down here
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Till the show is over.
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Or she can come up and watch.
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Yeah.
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Noooo.
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She's a very
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Sophisticated woman.
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I can't have her thinking
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I spend my time
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Hanging with teenagers
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Doing goofy stuff.
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That's like all you do.
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Yeah, but I can't
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Have her thinking that.
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She wears pantyhose.
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Please?
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This is really important to me.
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Any other night,
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You know I would,
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But this date is...
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It's...she's...she's not...no, no.
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Carly, don't.
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No, don't.
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Unicorns and taffy.
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Lip gloss.
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Okay, okay.
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I'll fill in for Sam tonight.
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Yay, be upstairs
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In four minutes.
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Three minutes.
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I feel duped.
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[Doorbell]
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Just a moment.
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[Music]
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Hello, candice.
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Spencer.
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Won't you come in?
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Thank you.
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May I take your coat?
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I'm not wearing a coat.
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Touche.
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What a charming place,
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So many toys and things.
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Very whimsical.
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Well, I have...
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I have a teenage sister.
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You know teenagers,
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What with their whimsical toys
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And such.
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Spencer.
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Oh, that's her now.
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Here, why don't you have
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Some cucumber water,
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And I'll go see
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What Carly needs.
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Thank you.
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Until I return.
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I'll be here.
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Spencer?
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Yes?
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I think these are
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Pickle slices in the water.
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Ah, pickles,
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The cucumber's grumpy cousin.
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I'm here, when do we start?
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45 seconds.
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Tell me what I do.
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Okay.
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Freddie says,
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"In five, four, three, two,"
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Then points at us.
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Then we introduce the show.
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Then after that we go
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To that wheel over there
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And do a bit called
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"Put that in your man purse,"
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Which you don't know about
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But just play along
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And you'll figure it out
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As we go.
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Why doesn't freddie say,
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"In five, four, three,
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Two, one?"
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No one knows.
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I know.
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No one cares.
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Now hurry, take your jacket
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And glasses off.
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But I look so sophisticated.
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This is iCarly.
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We don't do sophisticated.
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10 seconds.
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Now, stand here next to me.
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I am.
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Shhh.
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Ready or not, in five,
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Four, three, two.
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I'm Carly.
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And I'm Spencer,
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Filling in for Sam, who's...
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...been unexpectedly...
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...detained.
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Yes, detained.
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Now, this is a very special
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iCarly tonight,
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Because my dad...
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Our dad.
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He's both our dad's.
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We're siblings.
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They know that.
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My dad, colonel steven shay
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Of the united states air force
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Is watching iCarly live tonight
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From a submarine
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Just off the coast of alaska.
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I don't think you should
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Give away his position.
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Uh, I meant
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The coast of nebraska.
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Yes, deep in the
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Nebraskan ocean.
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Okay, the first thing
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00:09:03,771 --> 00:09:05,371
We're gonna do tonight...
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...uh, is play
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A little game called...
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Yay.
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Yo.
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Yes.
305
00:09:13,279 --> 00:09:19,850
Now, this is a man purse.
306
00:09:19,884 --> 00:09:20,617
It belongs to our
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00:09:20,652 --> 00:09:22,119
Nasty doorman, lewbert.
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00:09:22,153 --> 00:09:24,987
So nasty.
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00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:25,588
Last thursday,
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00:09:25,623 --> 00:09:26,655
Lewbert threw this man purse
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At our technical producer,
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Freddie.
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It hit me in the neck.
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So we're gonna fill it
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With something fun.
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This way.
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00:09:34,263 --> 00:09:37,498
I'll go that way.
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00:09:37,532 --> 00:09:38,432
We're gonna spin this wheel
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00:09:38,466 --> 00:09:39,833
And whatever it lands on...
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00:09:39,868 --> 00:09:40,567
...that's the substance
321
00:09:40,602 --> 00:09:41,235
We're gonna pour
322
00:09:41,269 --> 00:09:42,603
Into lewbert's man purse?
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Who catches on fast?
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00:09:44,072 --> 00:09:46,240
Meeeee!
325
00:09:46,275 --> 00:09:48,174
And now it's time to...
326
00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:50,743
Spin that wheel.
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00:09:50,778 --> 00:09:51,444
Go Spencer.
328
00:09:51,478 --> 00:10:02,890
Well, okay.
329
00:10:02,925 --> 00:10:06,160
Awwwww.
330
00:10:06,195 --> 00:10:07,261
Sour milk.
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00:10:07,296 --> 00:10:08,563
Ta-Da.
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00:10:08,597 --> 00:10:09,597
We left this gallon of milk
333
00:10:09,631 --> 00:10:10,765
Out in the sun for two weeks.
334
00:10:10,799 --> 00:10:11,299
Whaa.
335
00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:11,899
Whoah.
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00:10:11,934 --> 00:10:13,701
Jeez.
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00:10:13,735 --> 00:10:14,268
Ohh.
338
00:10:14,303 --> 00:10:15,369
Augh.
339
00:10:15,404 --> 00:10:16,236
And now let's open
340
00:10:16,271 --> 00:10:19,339
Lewbert's man purse.
341
00:10:19,374 --> 00:10:20,940
Ewwww.
342
00:10:20,975 --> 00:10:21,274
Ahh.
343
00:10:21,309 --> 00:10:22,008
Go.
344
00:10:22,043 --> 00:10:23,209
Oh, gross.
345
00:10:23,244 --> 00:10:24,177
Augh.
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00:10:24,212 --> 00:10:25,445
Merry christmas.
347
00:10:25,479 --> 00:10:27,813
Oh, ho-Ho-Ho.
348
00:10:27,848 --> 00:10:30,182
Oh, ho-Ho.
349
00:10:30,216 --> 00:10:31,417
Okay, now we'll
350
00:10:31,451 --> 00:10:33,685
Let that marinate.
351
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:34,920
Now, please enjoy
352
00:10:34,954 --> 00:10:35,854
Our little friend Gibby
353
00:10:35,888 --> 00:10:36,654
As he teaches us
354
00:10:36,689 --> 00:10:37,789
New vocabulary words
355
00:10:37,823 --> 00:10:38,790
While simultaneously
356
00:10:38,825 --> 00:10:40,759
Brushing his teeth with mustard.
357
00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:55,870
Gibby?
358
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:56,704
I'll be right back.
359
00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:57,571
Where are you going?
360
00:10:57,606 --> 00:10:58,238
Candice doesn't know
361
00:10:58,273 --> 00:10:58,806
I'm doing this.
362
00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,272
I have to stall her.
363
00:11:00,306 --> 00:11:01,539
Okay, but hurry back.
364
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:02,606
Will do.
365
00:11:02,641 --> 00:11:03,340
Aah.
366
00:11:03,374 --> 00:11:11,242
No, I know.
367
00:11:11,276 --> 00:11:14,279
Ah-Ha, there you are.
368
00:11:14,313 --> 00:11:15,146
There you are.
369
00:11:15,181 --> 00:11:16,079
I was starting to worry.
370
00:11:16,114 --> 00:11:16,747
Ah, I was just helping
371
00:11:16,781 --> 00:11:18,346
My little sister with an issue.
372
00:11:18,381 --> 00:11:18,980
You know how teenage girls
373
00:11:19,014 --> 00:11:19,614
Can be.
374
00:11:19,648 --> 00:11:20,314
Oh, yes.
375
00:11:20,349 --> 00:11:21,548
What was her problem?
376
00:11:21,582 --> 00:11:22,349
Why don't we sit down?
377
00:11:22,383 --> 00:11:24,317
All right.
378
00:11:24,352 --> 00:11:25,919
Right this way.
379
00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,487
Here we are.
380
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:31,457
That is a purple dress.
381
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,526
Now, why don't you try
382
00:11:33,561 --> 00:11:35,094
Some of these mushroom tartlets?
383
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,295
Oo, I'd love one.
384
00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:37,163
And I'll be right back
385
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,030
After I run upstairs
386
00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:38,497
Just to check...
387
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,465
You know the first time
388
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,800
I ever had a mushroom tartlet?
389
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,835
No, I don't.
390
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,303
Well, I just finished
391
00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:47,171
Business school,
392
00:11:47,205 --> 00:11:48,171
And one of my professors
393
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:49,439
Invites me to this party
394
00:11:49,473 --> 00:11:50,306
At his condo.
395
00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:51,807
Oh-Ho, professors and condos.
396
00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:52,675
Listen, I'll be right back
397
00:11:52,709 --> 00:11:53,276
After i...
398
00:11:53,311 --> 00:11:54,011
Wait, wait, wait.
399
00:11:54,045 --> 00:11:54,878
So I show up at the party
400
00:11:54,912 --> 00:11:56,079
Dressed casual.
401
00:11:56,113 --> 00:11:56,579
Casual?
402
00:11:56,614 --> 00:11:57,547
Business casual.
403
00:11:57,581 --> 00:11:58,347
But when I get in,
404
00:11:58,382 --> 00:12:00,316
I see it is black tie formal.
405
00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:02,084
So I'm hopelessly underdressed.
406
00:12:02,118 --> 00:12:02,918
No.
407
00:12:02,952 --> 00:12:04,319
Yes.
408
00:12:04,353 --> 00:12:16,996
And then, he says...
409
00:12:17,031 --> 00:12:18,464
Why isn't Spencer back yet?
410
00:12:18,499 --> 00:12:19,031
I don't know,
411
00:12:19,066 --> 00:12:19,832
But Gibby's been doing this bit
412
00:12:19,867 --> 00:12:25,002
For four minutes.
413
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:25,970
So it's at least an hour
414
00:12:26,004 --> 00:12:27,038
And a half later.
415
00:12:27,072 --> 00:12:28,406
And I come back to the party,
416
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,607
Now dressed appropriately...
417
00:12:30,642 --> 00:12:32,410
Yay, a happy ending.
418
00:12:32,444 --> 00:12:34,310
Now, I really should go upstairs
419
00:12:34,345 --> 00:12:35,077
And check on Carly.
420
00:12:35,111 --> 00:12:36,144
Wait, I'm getting to the part
421
00:12:36,179 --> 00:12:37,979
About the mushroom tartlet.
422
00:12:38,013 --> 00:12:46,586
Are you?
423
00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,954
Can I stop?
424
00:12:48,988 --> 00:12:50,289
Spencer's not back yet.
425
00:12:50,323 --> 00:12:52,237
Keep going.
426
00:13:06,738 --> 00:13:09,250
It tastes so bad.
427
00:13:25,486 --> 00:13:26,218
Where have you been?
428
00:13:26,252 --> 00:13:26,918
Candice was telling me
429
00:13:26,953 --> 00:13:28,019
A story about mushroom tartlets
430
00:13:28,054 --> 00:13:30,119
And wouldn't shut up.
431
00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:30,686
Well, hurry up
432
00:13:30,721 --> 00:13:31,654
And put on that cowboy stuff.
433
00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:33,793
Okay, okay.
434
00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:37,697
Cornucopia.
435
00:13:37,731 --> 00:13:42,333
Psst.
436
00:13:42,368 --> 00:13:42,867
Sorry Gibby,
437
00:13:42,901 --> 00:13:47,037
That's all we have time for.
438
00:13:47,072 --> 00:14:01,952
And now...
439
00:14:01,987 --> 00:14:03,453
Hi.
440
00:14:03,488 --> 00:14:05,422
Oh, well hello there,
441
00:14:05,456 --> 00:14:07,290
Farm girl.
442
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:08,524
You have a squirrel
443
00:14:08,558 --> 00:14:09,958
On your face.
444
00:14:09,993 --> 00:14:11,292
Why, no ma'am.
445
00:14:11,326 --> 00:14:12,192
The only furry thing
446
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,760
Upon my face would be
447
00:14:13,794 --> 00:14:17,062
This a'here mustache.
448
00:14:17,097 --> 00:14:18,063
Really?
449
00:14:18,098 --> 00:14:21,900
Well, excepting for these,
450
00:14:21,934 --> 00:14:25,770
Which is eyesbrow.
451
00:14:25,804 --> 00:14:28,972
Those are baby squirrels.
452
00:14:29,007 --> 00:14:30,140
What?
453
00:14:30,174 --> 00:14:32,541
No ma'am, you've made a mistake,
454
00:14:32,576 --> 00:14:34,777
Part two.
455
00:14:34,811 --> 00:14:36,979
I'm afraid I must reittamerate,
456
00:14:37,013 --> 00:14:38,347
"There ain't nary
457
00:14:38,381 --> 00:14:42,517
No squirrels upon my face."
458
00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:43,485
You're stupid.
459
00:14:43,519 --> 00:14:59,699
Oh.
460
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:09,875
What's up?
461
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:15,346
Hi.
462
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:21,184
[Music]
463
00:15:21,218 --> 00:15:21,985
Ha.
464
00:15:22,019 --> 00:15:23,119
Hey-Hey, hey hey.
465
00:15:23,153 --> 00:15:24,787
Hey.
466
00:15:24,821 --> 00:15:26,322
You just done went
467
00:15:26,356 --> 00:15:28,390
And bit my foot.
468
00:15:28,425 --> 00:15:29,191
Shhhh.
469
00:15:29,225 --> 00:15:30,225
You'll wake up the squirrels
470
00:15:30,259 --> 00:15:32,327
On your face.
471
00:15:32,361 --> 00:15:35,263
There ain't a'no squirrels
472
00:15:35,298 --> 00:15:41,770
On my face.
473
00:15:41,804 --> 00:15:42,504
This concludes
474
00:15:42,538 --> 00:15:48,743
Tonight's installment of...
475
00:15:48,778 --> 00:15:49,677
And now, please enjoy
476
00:15:49,712 --> 00:15:50,644
This pre-Taped,
477
00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:51,778
Super-Slow motion footage
478
00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:52,812
Of Carly shaking her
479
00:15:52,846 --> 00:15:53,913
Very wet hair,
480
00:15:53,947 --> 00:16:04,320
Much like a dog after a swim.
481
00:16:04,355 --> 00:16:04,888
Please don't go
482
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:05,489
Back downstairs
483
00:16:05,524 --> 00:16:06,424
Till the show's over.
484
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:07,458
I have to.
485
00:16:07,492 --> 00:16:08,325
Dad's watching.
486
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,493
I want the show to be great.
487
00:16:09,527 --> 00:16:10,160
I'll be back
488
00:16:10,194 --> 00:16:11,094
Up in three minutes.
489
00:16:11,128 --> 00:16:12,261
You said that last time.
490
00:16:12,295 --> 00:16:14,096
I promise.
491
00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:22,703
Eyebrows, yeeowww.
492
00:16:22,737 --> 00:16:23,637
Okay, after the wet
493
00:16:23,671 --> 00:16:24,171
Hair thing,
494
00:16:24,205 --> 00:16:24,771
Play a couple more clips
495
00:16:24,805 --> 00:16:25,605
While I set up for "hey,
496
00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:26,372
What am I licking?"
497
00:16:26,407 --> 00:16:27,207
Okay.
498
00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:28,107
Who's gonna be the licker?
499
00:16:28,142 --> 00:16:29,208
You.
500
00:16:29,243 --> 00:16:36,549
Awesome.
501
00:16:36,584 --> 00:16:37,450
Here I come.
502
00:16:37,484 --> 00:16:38,417
Sorry, it took so long,
503
00:16:38,451 --> 00:16:39,351
But Carly needed...
504
00:16:39,385 --> 00:16:43,190
Aah, aah.
505
00:16:43,224 --> 00:16:46,025
Aah.
506
00:16:46,059 --> 00:16:49,794
Who's hungry?
507
00:16:49,828 --> 00:16:57,333
I am.
508
00:16:57,368 --> 00:16:58,568
Are you all right?
509
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,637
Sure, why? What?
510
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:01,938
Well, you just tumbled down
511
00:17:01,973 --> 00:17:04,107
A flight of hardwood stairs,
512
00:17:04,141 --> 00:17:05,008
And you're wearing
513
00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:07,777
A big fake mustache.
514
00:17:07,811 --> 00:17:10,646
Oh, yes.
515
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,716
I was just helping Carly
516
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:14,850
With a biology project
517
00:17:14,885 --> 00:17:17,922
For school.
518
00:17:17,957 --> 00:17:18,890
How's a fake mustache
519
00:17:18,924 --> 00:17:19,557
Tie in with
520
00:17:19,591 --> 00:17:22,293
A high school biology project?
521
00:17:22,327 --> 00:17:25,699
Do you like yams?
522
00:17:25,734 --> 00:17:26,467
Sure.
523
00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:28,638
Good, 'cause I made
524
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,040
A lovely yam puree
525
00:17:31,075 --> 00:17:33,042
With almond butter
526
00:17:33,076 --> 00:17:33,875
To go with our
527
00:17:33,910 --> 00:17:35,107
Roasted stuffed chicken.
528
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:35,975
How's that sound?
529
00:17:36,009 --> 00:17:36,842
Delicious,
530
00:17:36,877 --> 00:17:38,777
And it smells divine.
531
00:17:38,811 --> 00:17:40,011
Divine.
532
00:17:40,046 --> 00:17:41,778
Now, you sit there.
533
00:17:41,813 --> 00:17:43,479
All right.
534
00:17:43,513 --> 00:17:47,081
And here's some yam puree...
535
00:17:47,115 --> 00:17:48,248
Thank you.
536
00:17:48,283 --> 00:17:48,949
Try it.
537
00:17:48,983 --> 00:17:51,284
Okay.
538
00:17:51,318 --> 00:17:53,920
Mmmmm, the almond butter
539
00:17:53,954 --> 00:17:56,193
Gives it such a rich...
540
00:18:03,694 --> 00:18:05,661
Okay, is it a shoe?
541
00:18:05,695 --> 00:18:06,495
No, no.
542
00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:09,766
Keep guessing.
543
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,303
Ummm, is it a guitar?
544
00:18:12,338 --> 00:18:13,705
No, lick it again.
545
00:18:13,739 --> 00:18:17,242
C'mon, 23 seconds left.
546
00:18:17,276 --> 00:18:19,177
Ummm, um, is it a basket?
547
00:18:19,211 --> 00:18:20,745
Oh, wrong, not a basket.
548
00:18:20,779 --> 00:18:22,914
Listen to your tongue.
549
00:18:22,948 --> 00:18:24,014
My tongue is still numb
550
00:18:24,049 --> 00:18:25,816
From the mustard.
551
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:28,719
10 seconds.
552
00:18:28,753 --> 00:18:30,420
Oh, uhhh,
553
00:18:30,455 --> 00:18:31,655
Is it a tennis racquet?
554
00:18:31,689 --> 00:18:32,589
Yes.
555
00:18:32,623 --> 00:18:33,390
[Bells ringing]
556
00:18:33,424 --> 00:18:36,359
Wow!
557
00:18:36,393 --> 00:18:37,594
Good licking, gib.
558
00:18:37,628 --> 00:18:39,763
Yeah, baby.
559
00:18:39,797 --> 00:18:47,470
This has been...
560
00:18:47,471 --> 00:18:48,037
Okay.
561
00:18:48,072 --> 00:18:49,338
Coming up next, the englishman
562
00:18:49,373 --> 00:18:50,472
Who was a terrible father
563
00:18:50,507 --> 00:18:51,273
To his two children
564
00:18:51,307 --> 00:18:52,774
Named fuffley & peeta.
565
00:18:52,808 --> 00:18:54,709
Fuffley and peeta!
566
00:18:54,743 --> 00:18:55,576
But for the next two minutes,
567
00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:56,276
Please enjoy this footage
568
00:18:56,311 --> 00:18:57,110
That freddie shot
569
00:18:57,145 --> 00:18:57,945
Of a crazy old man
570
00:18:57,979 --> 00:18:59,813
Screaming at a stop sign.
571
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,747
Playback.
572
00:19:01,781 --> 00:19:02,714
I'm in a hurry,
573
00:19:02,748 --> 00:19:06,282
You red octagonal demon.
574
00:19:06,317 --> 00:19:07,817
Turn green.
575
00:19:07,851 --> 00:19:10,518
What happened to johnny carson?
576
00:19:10,553 --> 00:19:24,999
Answer me that.
577
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,366
...me.
578
00:19:26,401 --> 00:19:28,702
Yay.
579
00:19:28,736 --> 00:19:30,101
What is that sound?
580
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,236
It's your new baby,
581
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:32,503
Me little brother.
582
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:35,239
I have no new baby.
583
00:19:35,273 --> 00:19:36,373
But of course you do.
584
00:19:36,407 --> 00:19:37,841
His name is lumpley.
585
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:38,508
Look, the nanny
586
00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:40,142
Is bringing him now.
587
00:19:40,177 --> 00:19:42,311
Here's baby lumpley.
588
00:19:42,345 --> 00:19:45,947
Yay, yay, yay.
589
00:19:45,981 --> 00:19:49,750
It's my family.
590
00:19:49,785 --> 00:19:52,287
Yay, I live in england.
591
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:53,688
Baby wumpwee want to have
592
00:19:53,722 --> 00:19:57,057
An english accent.
593
00:19:57,091 --> 00:19:58,992
Yay.
594
00:19:59,027 --> 00:19:59,927
Hay-Hay-Hay.
595
00:19:59,961 --> 00:20:02,496
That is not my child.
596
00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:03,096
Oh.
597
00:20:03,131 --> 00:20:04,331
Remove him.
598
00:20:04,365 --> 00:20:05,632
But sir, you requested,
599
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:06,533
I bring him.
600
00:20:06,568 --> 00:20:07,267
He is indeed
601
00:20:07,302 --> 00:20:08,835
Your child, father.
602
00:20:08,870 --> 00:20:09,937
Poppycock.
603
00:20:09,971 --> 00:20:13,240
Poppycock.
604
00:20:13,274 --> 00:20:14,875
Baby wumpwee wanna do
605
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:18,811
The poppycock dance.
606
00:20:18,846 --> 00:20:19,779
♪ I want a girl with ♪
607
00:20:19,813 --> 00:20:22,315
♪ a mind like a diamond ♪
608
00:20:22,349 --> 00:20:23,750
♪ I want a girl who ♪
609
00:20:23,784 --> 00:20:26,352
♪ knows what's best ♪
610
00:20:26,386 --> 00:20:27,920
♪ I want a girl with ♪
611
00:20:27,955 --> 00:20:29,255
♪ shoes that cut ♪
612
00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:31,491
♪ and eyes that burn ♪
613
00:20:31,525 --> 00:20:35,328
♪ like cigarettes... ♪
614
00:20:35,363 --> 00:20:37,264
Yay.
615
00:20:37,299 --> 00:20:38,265
Heh-Heh-Heh-Heh-Heh.
616
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:40,734
Now, baby hungee.
617
00:20:40,769 --> 00:20:42,069
Waaaah.
618
00:20:42,103 --> 00:20:45,105
Someone feed that beast.
619
00:20:45,139 --> 00:20:45,939
Might I also have
620
00:20:45,974 --> 00:20:47,374
Some food, father?
621
00:20:47,408 --> 00:20:49,709
No, floss my toes.
622
00:20:49,743 --> 00:20:53,179
Oh, father.
623
00:20:53,213 --> 00:20:57,015
Get between daddy's toes.
624
00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:58,349
Boo-Hoo.
625
00:20:58,383 --> 00:20:59,216
Floss.
626
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,217
Father, please.
627
00:21:00,251 --> 00:21:02,886
It smells like gorgonzola.
628
00:21:02,921 --> 00:21:05,922
Yay, baby so hungee.
629
00:21:05,957 --> 00:21:07,557
Have some creamed fish.
630
00:21:07,591 --> 00:21:09,826
Yay, hungee, hungee.
631
00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:16,430
Whoa, maaaah.
632
00:21:16,464 --> 00:21:19,933
Creamed fish is bad.
633
00:21:19,967 --> 00:21:21,968
No, no more.
634
00:21:22,002 --> 00:21:24,136
I don't want it.
635
00:21:24,170 --> 00:21:27,505
What is going on here?
636
00:21:27,539 --> 00:21:30,141
Uh-Oh.
637
00:21:30,175 --> 00:21:31,909
Baby was worried
638
00:21:31,944 --> 00:21:35,516
This would happen.
639
00:21:35,550 --> 00:21:38,820
Spencer?
640
00:21:38,854 --> 00:21:39,354
Could you give me
641
00:21:39,389 --> 00:21:40,056
Like five minutes
642
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,926
And I'll be right down?
643
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:43,893
I've been waiting
644
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,329
Almost a half-hour
645
00:21:45,363 --> 00:21:47,632
Down there by myself.
646
00:21:47,666 --> 00:21:49,134
And what is all this anyway?
647
00:21:49,168 --> 00:21:50,335
It's a live web show,
648
00:21:50,370 --> 00:21:51,136
And we refuse
649
00:21:51,170 --> 00:21:53,772
To break character.
650
00:21:53,806 --> 00:21:55,641
Who is this woman?
651
00:21:55,675 --> 00:21:57,409
Off with her head.
652
00:21:57,443 --> 00:21:58,577
If her head does come off,
653
00:21:58,611 --> 00:22:01,046
Might I please eat it?
654
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:01,747
I feel it's time
655
00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:02,747
For baby lumpley to have
656
00:22:02,782 --> 00:22:04,282
Some more creamed fish.
657
00:22:04,316 --> 00:22:09,086
Oh.
658
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,589
[Choking sound]
659
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,757
Oh! Oh, good heavens.
660
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:15,992
Baby lumpley has creamed fish
661
00:22:16,026 --> 00:22:17,159
Stuck in his gullet.
662
00:22:17,193 --> 00:22:22,963
I'll heimlich his tummy.
663
00:22:22,998 --> 00:22:24,664
Uh-Oh.
664
00:22:24,698 --> 00:22:29,667
That wasn't very sophisticated.
665
00:22:29,702 --> 00:22:33,037
You're all freaks.
666
00:22:33,071 --> 00:22:33,904
Come again.
667
00:22:33,938 --> 00:22:34,671
Strumpet.
668
00:22:34,706 --> 00:22:39,408
Bye, bye, pantyhose.
669
00:22:39,443 --> 00:22:40,309
Well, I think that's it
670
00:22:40,343 --> 00:22:42,211
For this unusual episode
671
00:22:42,245 --> 00:22:43,913
Of iCarly.
672
00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:44,813
I love you, dad.
673
00:22:44,848 --> 00:22:46,114
Stay safe.
674
00:22:46,148 --> 00:22:47,348
Yay, yay, yay, hay, hay.
675
00:22:47,383 --> 00:22:49,217
Bye daddy.
676
00:22:49,251 --> 00:22:50,085
Hay, hay, hay.
677
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,286
I'm sorry if this
678
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:55,457
Embarrasses you.
679
00:22:55,492 --> 00:22:56,024
Wait.
680
00:22:56,059 --> 00:22:56,725
Before we go,
681
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:57,826
I think baby lumpley wants
682
00:22:57,861 --> 00:22:59,262
Some more creamed fish.
683
00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:01,465
Nooooo.
684
00:23:01,499 --> 00:23:04,144
Ah, baby no like...
685
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:36,000
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