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And now... we take our buckets...
And do this!
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[Electronics sparking]
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And that's the proper way...
To clean your parents' laptop.
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Okay.
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Okay, now, we'd like to introduce
you to a guy who graduated
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from our high school last year.
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Cameron!
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Cameron, he's super hot.
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He's Cameron.
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Cameron, he's Cameron.
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That's Cameron.
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He's super hot.
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And look, his pants light up.
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[Music]
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And now... it's time for a brand-new
interactive iCarly segment.
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Which we call... now, let's take
our first live video caller.
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Here's Dana from New Hampshire.
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Hello, new Hampshire!
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Whoo!
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Hey, iCarly.
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Are you ready to dance with Cameron?
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Sure.
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Hit it.
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[Music]
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Nice dancin', Dana.
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Thanks.
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Hey, can I ask you a question?
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No.
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All right, Freddie,
next live video caller.
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'Kay, here's Roy from spokane.
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Dad, I got iCarly.
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Hey-ey! Hey, hey.
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Is that the iCarly gang I see?
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Dad, back up.
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Uh, hello.
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What do you want?
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Let me introduce myself.
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My name is Richard blanton.
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Wait, aren't you like a billionaire?
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Not like a billionaire,
I am a billionaire.
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And three years ago, I
started a new company
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called Spacecations.
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Oh, I read about that.
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It's a thing where
people can pay money
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to go up into space, right?
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That's right, little Web girl.
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And to promote my company
and show the public
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that space travel is safe, how
would you guys like to do
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the first live Web show from space?
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You want us to do iCarly from space?
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Are you serious?
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Yep.
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So you wanna do it or not?
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Well, yeah we want to, but-- good,
then let's make this happen.
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Now, turn on the music and
tell that dancin' boy
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to light his pants up.
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You heard the billionaire.
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[Music]
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In 5, 4, 3, 2...
♪ I know, you see ♪
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♪ somehow the world ♪
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♪ will change for me ♪
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♪ and be so wonderful ♪
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♪ live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow ♪
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♪ we're gonna get there ♪
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♪ and feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ it's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you ♪
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♪ just how I feel ♪
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♪ so wake up the members ♪
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♪ of my nation ♪
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♪ it's your time to be ♪
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♪ there's no chance ♪
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♪ unless you take one ♪
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♪ and the time to see ♪
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♪ the brighter side ♪
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♪ of every situation ♪
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♪ some things are meant to be ♪
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♪ so give it your best ♪
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♪ and leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ leave it all to me ♪
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♪ leave it all to me ♪
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♪ just leave it all to me ♪
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Spencer.
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Unh.
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Is the car here yet?
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No, not yet.
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Hey, have you ever tried oystamato?
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No.
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Worst drink ever.
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It's a blend of tomato
juice and oyster juice.
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You hate tomatoes and oysters.
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I know.
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So, what made you think you'd
like a blend of their juices?
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I didn't think it through.
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[Phone ringing]
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It's dad.
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Dad?
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Dad, hey, where are you?
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Where is he?
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On a submarine, 2,000
feet down in the Pacific.
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Cool.
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Tell him not to open a window.
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Do not open a window.
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What? No.
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No, she's not going into space yet.
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Gimme.
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Dad, we're just being
tested this weekend.
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Yes, I promise I won't
go into outer space
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without your permission.
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Gah, that helicopter's really close.
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Okay, love you too.
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Mwah.
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Here.
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Hey, it's me.
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Have you ever tried oystamato?
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Did you hear?
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What?
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Mr. blanton picked Sam
up in a helicopter.
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They're on the roof.
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We're going in a helicopter?
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It's a blend of oyster
juice-- oh, you don't care?
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I have to go.
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Hey, I gotta say bye to Carly.
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Yeah, law school's goin' great.
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Later, dad.
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You never told him that you
dropped out of law school?
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Daddy's very busy.
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Okay, come on, we gotta
get up to the roof.
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Your mom's letting you
go up in a helicopter?
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No, but she's in Fresno for the
aggressive parenting conference.
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Lucky booger.
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All right, bye.
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Bye-bye.
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See ya.
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Carly, let's go.
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Don't forget your brush.
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Thanks.
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If they offer you
oystamato, just say no.
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Mara-vee-oso.
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Now, this is one of the main
rooms where we evaluate
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people's physical testitude
to see if they can handle
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space travel.
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Testitude?
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When you're rich, you
can make up words.
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Now, pungulate your fruit bar.
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What?
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Pungulate it.
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There you go.
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Mr. blanton, I gave them frozen
fruit bars and brought them here
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as you requested.
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Hey, aren't you guys
from that Web show:
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Exercise rox?
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We sure are.
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Exerciserox.Com.
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Get some.
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Why are those morons here?
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That's your competition.
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Competition?
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Only one Web show gets
to go up in space.
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So now we gotta test you to find
out who can handle it better:
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iCarly or exercise rox.
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Get some.
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Don't get on my nerves.
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No, I got the whole place
to myself this weekend.
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Uh-huh.
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I got a pizza in the oven and
season four of girly cow on DVD.
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Yep, uncensored.
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Okay. Later, socks.
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Ohh.
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You don't have to holler.
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But we're hungry.
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Yeah.
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[Elevator ding]
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Hello.
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How did you get the elevator
to stop on this floor?
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Will you tell me your name?
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Hey, don't go up.
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No, no, let's not run up the stairs.
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Be careful.
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Okay, it's not your house.
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Who are you?
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This chair is for testing a
person's physiological reactions
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to the forces experienced during
the initial acceleration,
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from the moment of ignition to
penetration of the stratosphere.
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So we sit in it and it feels
just like we're blasting off?
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Yes, thank you for dumbing it down.
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So when do we start?
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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If you can't handle
it, just yell stop.
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No, I'm having a wonderful time.
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Aah!
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Okay.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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Aah! Exercise rox!
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Whoo! This is awesome!
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Crank it up!
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
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I'm at home in bed.
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I'm at home in bed.
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Aah!
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What's wrong with my bed?
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Aah!
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This device will test
your ability to maintain
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balance and equilibrium in the
event of space disorientation.
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Before we start this, is there
anything I should know about?
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Ah-ah-ah-ah! Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah!
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No, no.
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Lewbert, listen.
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Some little girl got off the elevator
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and now she's running
around my apartment.
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I don't know who she is,
that's why I'm calling you.
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Now would you please-- aah!
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I'll call you back.
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Little girl, okay, no more running.
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This game is not fun for me anymore.
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Come on, someone's gonna
get hurt if you don't--
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aah. Oh, I got hurt.
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Hey, where did you go?
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Little girl?
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Hey!
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Hey!
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What's happening?!
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And now, the most
challenging test of all.
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You're going to be locked
inside this simulated space pod
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for 36 consecutive hours.
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Yep, just the three of you,
some water, some powdered food,
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and a monkey.
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A monkey?
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For real?
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Nah, but aren't monkeys fun?
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Say monkeys are fun.
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Monkeys are fun.
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Open the pod.
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Now, get in there.
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Okay.
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Watch your step.
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We're not insured.
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What did he say?
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They're not insured.
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Shouldn't they be insured?
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You will all be constantly
monitored, so we can see
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if you're mentally capable
of living with each other
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in a confined space for 36 hours.
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So if we can all get along
together in here for 36 hours...
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And the exercise rox kids can't...
We really get
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to go up into space?
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That's for true.
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Now, before I close this door,
you kids wanna meet Johnny Depp?
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Oh, sure.
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Absolutely.
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Can we?
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Nope. Good luck.
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Okay, 35 hours and 59 minutes to go.
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Now, let's make sure we stay
calm and relaxed, so we can--
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oh, you stepped on my foot.
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No, I did not.
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No, don't start-- oh!
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Aah.
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No, please.
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[All shouting at once]
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Stop this, please.
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Everything okay?
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Oh, yes.
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Lovely.
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Thanks for stopping by.
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[music]
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Unh! I can't take being in
this space pod for 36 hours.
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How long has it been so far?
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Nine minutes.
274
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:18,004
And keep it down.
275
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,138
Remember, we're being monitored.
276
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:19,872
Just video.
277
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,374
They can see us, they can't hear us.
278
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,641
Hey, why don't you help
me write the Web show
279
00:12:23,675 --> 00:12:25,142
we're gonna have to do in here?
280
00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:27,544
'Cause that requires effort.
281
00:12:27,579 --> 00:12:29,212
So does whining.
282
00:12:29,247 --> 00:12:31,014
I just don't get the
point of this test.
283
00:12:31,048 --> 00:12:32,315
I'm reading about it now.
284
00:12:32,349 --> 00:12:36,553
They wanna see if we develop
claustrophobic astro-psychosis.
285
00:12:36,587 --> 00:12:39,623
Don't you just wanna punch him so bad?
286
00:12:39,657 --> 00:12:40,690
No.
287
00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:46,561
What's cluster phoppik
astrak-- what you said?
288
00:12:46,596 --> 00:12:49,597
It's space madness.
289
00:12:49,631 --> 00:12:52,466
Duh-duh-dunnnnn.
290
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,900
It's happened to some astronauts.
291
00:12:53,935 --> 00:12:55,935
When you're stuck in a pod
like this and can't get out,
292
00:12:55,969 --> 00:12:58,136
some people just lose it and go nuts.
293
00:12:58,170 --> 00:13:03,670
I wish I had some nuts.
294
00:13:03,705 --> 00:13:07,939
Yeah, here ya go.
295
00:13:07,974 --> 00:13:09,341
Not dehydrated powdered nuts.
296
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:10,778
Aah!
297
00:13:10,812 --> 00:13:12,213
Dude! Give me that.
298
00:13:12,247 --> 00:13:13,314
No, I want the nuts.
299
00:13:13,348 --> 00:13:15,383
Hey! Hey!
300
00:13:15,417 --> 00:13:16,083
[All shouting at once]
301
00:13:16,117 --> 00:13:18,753
Stop!
302
00:13:18,787 --> 00:13:21,154
We have to prove we can all be
in here together and get along,
303
00:13:21,188 --> 00:13:24,990
or we won't get to go up into space.
304
00:13:25,024 --> 00:13:31,696
But she slapped me with powdered nuts.
305
00:13:31,730 --> 00:13:33,330
Mm-mm.
306
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:46,504
Here you go.
307
00:13:46,538 --> 00:13:52,075
Yeah, 3% fruit juice.
308
00:13:52,109 --> 00:13:54,511
Now, don't you wanna
tell me your name?
309
00:13:54,545 --> 00:13:55,512
[Knock on door]
310
00:13:55,546 --> 00:14:00,382
Keep sippin'. One sec.
311
00:14:00,416 --> 00:14:00,882
Spencer shay?
312
00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:01,649
Yeah, come on in.
313
00:14:01,684 --> 00:14:04,186
Thanks. You called to
report a missing child?
314
00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:05,688
Yeah, well, a found child.
315
00:14:05,722 --> 00:14:11,425
See that little girl over-- where
did she-- she was right there.
316
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:12,426
You're sure?
317
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,628
Yeah, I left her sitting right here.
318
00:14:14,662 --> 00:14:16,696
We have a 321 in progress
at Kennedy square.
319
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:17,630
All units respond.
320
00:14:17,664 --> 00:14:18,898
214 responding.
321
00:14:18,932 --> 00:14:19,998
I gotta handle this.
322
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,333
But the little girl was just here.
323
00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:23,101
Look, if she shows up
again, call the station
324
00:14:23,135 --> 00:14:29,139
and I'll come back.
325
00:14:29,173 --> 00:14:32,209
Aah!
326
00:14:32,243 --> 00:14:35,444
How did--hey! Hey! Officer!
327
00:14:35,479 --> 00:14:36,045
I have to go.
328
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,080
I found her. Please, I just
need you to look at her.
329
00:14:38,115 --> 00:14:38,814
You're squeezing my arm.
330
00:14:38,849 --> 00:14:39,682
I need you to see her.
331
00:14:39,716 --> 00:14:40,382
All right, just let go.
332
00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:42,351
I just wanna know who
that little girl is
333
00:14:42,385 --> 00:14:46,120
and why she's not on my couch.
334
00:14:46,154 --> 00:14:47,389
I don't understand.
335
00:14:47,423 --> 00:14:48,456
I do.
336
00:14:48,491 --> 00:14:49,891
What do you think's goin' on?
337
00:14:49,925 --> 00:14:52,059
You're a loon.
338
00:14:52,093 --> 00:14:53,493
What, you think I'm crazy?
339
00:14:53,527 --> 00:14:55,828
Well, I'm not a psychiatrist,
but I think you'd be smart
340
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,163
to talk to one.
341
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,597
214, respond.
342
00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:00,232
Later.
343
00:15:08,872 --> 00:15:10,706
Hey, socko.
344
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:14,309
Your uncle-in-law's a
psychiatrist, right?
345
00:15:14,343 --> 00:15:16,377
No, I don't need his number
yet, but-- blblblblbl!
346
00:15:16,412 --> 00:15:18,012
Yeowww!
347
00:15:21,815 --> 00:15:25,218
Gimme his number.
348
00:15:25,253 --> 00:15:25,952
You all ready to go?
349
00:15:25,987 --> 00:15:27,520
Yeah.
350
00:15:27,555 --> 00:15:28,288
Okay.
351
00:15:28,322 --> 00:15:29,122
All right, let's do this.
352
00:15:29,156 --> 00:15:30,323
I'm ready. Let's go.
353
00:15:30,358 --> 00:15:31,691
Ah, I could use more light.
354
00:15:31,726 --> 00:15:38,129
Oh, I think this might be a
light switch-- [Alarm whoops]
355
00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:40,765
[Coughing]
356
00:15:40,799 --> 00:15:43,467
What was that?
357
00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:46,769
You hit the auto fire extinguishers.
358
00:15:46,803 --> 00:15:48,070
Here, maybe this is for more light.
359
00:15:48,105 --> 00:15:48,704
[Electronic beeps & whirs]
360
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,641
Oh.
361
00:15:51,675 --> 00:15:54,044
Cool. Our beds automatically
slide out of the wall.
362
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,545
[Beeping, whirring]
363
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,147
Yeah, cool.
364
00:15:57,181 --> 00:16:00,885
Don't worry about the possible
injuries to my vertebrae.
365
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,453
All right, come on, let's do the show.
366
00:16:02,488 --> 00:16:05,055
Okay, and remember, Mr. Blanton
said we have to do it just like
367
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,723
an actual iCarly Web show.
368
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,857
So no stopping.
369
00:16:07,891 --> 00:16:08,724
Oh, wait, one question.
370
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:09,191
What?
371
00:16:09,225 --> 00:16:13,395
Why are you so stupid?
372
00:16:13,429 --> 00:16:14,329
Carly?
373
00:16:14,363 --> 00:16:14,763
Sam.
374
00:16:14,797 --> 00:16:15,497
I'm curious.
375
00:16:15,531 --> 00:16:17,265
Go.
376
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,767
Recording to the hard drive.
377
00:16:18,801 --> 00:16:25,705
In 5, 4, 3, 2...
I'm commander Carly.
378
00:16:25,739 --> 00:16:26,439
And I'm--oh!
379
00:16:26,474 --> 00:16:28,441
I'm intergalactic Sam.
380
00:16:28,476 --> 00:16:30,109
And this is-- [Beeping]
381
00:16:30,144 --> 00:16:32,278
Augh!
382
00:16:32,313 --> 00:16:35,348
Oh.
383
00:16:35,382 --> 00:16:36,549
You hit the bed button again.
384
00:16:36,584 --> 00:16:38,084
I didn't hit it.
385
00:16:38,118 --> 00:16:39,218
Just keep going.
386
00:16:39,253 --> 00:16:41,186
Okay, we're not actually in space.
387
00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,554
This is a test simulator.
388
00:16:42,588 --> 00:16:45,423
But, if things go well, we might
really get to go up into space.
389
00:16:45,457 --> 00:16:47,525
Moon cheese, baby!
390
00:16:47,559 --> 00:16:55,831
And now, guess what Freddie
hooked into this control panel.
391
00:16:55,866 --> 00:16:57,466
[Music]
392
00:17:03,006 --> 00:17:04,440
[Beeping]
393
00:17:04,474 --> 00:17:06,074
Ohh!
394
00:17:10,014 --> 00:17:14,317
[Alarm whoops]
395
00:17:14,352 --> 00:17:15,886
Nice work, fred-bag.
396
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:16,954
It's not my fault.
397
00:17:16,988 --> 00:17:18,022
No, no--the camera.
398
00:17:18,056 --> 00:17:18,889
I dropped it.
399
00:17:18,923 --> 00:17:20,424
The camera. Aah!
400
00:17:20,459 --> 00:17:22,627
Stop it.
401
00:17:22,661 --> 00:17:27,764
Get off! Get off! Get off!
402
00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,365
Oof.
403
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,901
iCarly is brought to you
by-- now you're kicking
404
00:17:31,935 --> 00:17:34,002
my gallbladder. Aah!
405
00:17:34,036 --> 00:17:39,608
--Astro's powdered nuts, the
best nuts in the galaxy
406
00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:40,776
or something.
407
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:45,513
Aah!
408
00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:48,647
When did you start seeing
this mysterious little girl?
409
00:17:48,681 --> 00:17:52,280
I guess right after Carly
left for the weekend.
410
00:17:52,314 --> 00:17:53,614
Your little sister?
411
00:17:53,648 --> 00:17:54,614
Yes.
412
00:17:54,649 --> 00:17:56,348
And you love her very much?
413
00:17:56,382 --> 00:17:58,249
Totally.
414
00:17:58,284 --> 00:18:00,818
I don't think you're a loon.
415
00:18:00,853 --> 00:18:01,852
You don't?
416
00:18:01,887 --> 00:18:03,187
Not at all.
417
00:18:03,221 --> 00:18:04,855
This is very common.
418
00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:07,391
You love Carly, you miss her,
and you long for the days
419
00:18:07,425 --> 00:18:09,892
when she was a little
girl, always around you.
420
00:18:09,927 --> 00:18:12,294
So your subconscious mind has
created another little girl
421
00:18:12,329 --> 00:18:14,496
to take her place while Carly's away.
422
00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:15,463
Really?
423
00:18:15,497 --> 00:18:16,897
But she seemed so real.
424
00:18:16,932 --> 00:18:19,466
Our imaginations can be very powerful.
425
00:18:19,501 --> 00:18:21,535
But I feel sure that
when Carly comes back,
426
00:18:21,569 --> 00:18:25,204
this mysterious little girl
won't bother you anymore.
427
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,972
I really have to run.
428
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,608
Hey, I really appreciate
you comin' over.
429
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,509
Anytime.
430
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,143
Thanks, Dr. Paksel.
431
00:18:49,157 --> 00:18:54,261
See, this is okay, 'cause I know
you're just my imagination.
432
00:18:54,295 --> 00:18:56,095
So I'm just gonna open
the fridge-- aah!
433
00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:57,730
Waaah!
434
00:19:01,534 --> 00:19:02,601
Carly.
435
00:19:02,635 --> 00:19:06,137
[Muffled noises]
436
00:19:06,172 --> 00:19:08,506
Carly.
437
00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:09,540
What?
438
00:19:09,574 --> 00:19:11,475
Do you hear that?
439
00:19:11,509 --> 00:19:14,509
Sounds like an animal eating.
440
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,921
Sam?
441
00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:26,655
Yeah?
442
00:19:26,689 --> 00:19:27,955
What are you eating?
443
00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:30,057
A brisket.
444
00:19:30,091 --> 00:19:31,291
I knew it.
445
00:19:31,325 --> 00:19:33,996
You smuggled a brisket in here?
446
00:19:34,030 --> 00:19:36,265
And some creamed corn.
447
00:19:36,299 --> 00:19:37,766
And it's a good thing I did,
'cause I'm freaking out
448
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:40,102
being trapped in here.
449
00:19:40,136 --> 00:19:41,703
You're gonna get us disqualified.
450
00:19:41,738 --> 00:19:47,536
You're not supposed to
have earth food in here.
451
00:19:47,571 --> 00:19:49,470
Gimme some of that meat, Sam.
452
00:19:49,504 --> 00:19:51,338
No, no, no, it's mine.
453
00:19:51,372 --> 00:19:51,871
Gimme the meat.
454
00:19:51,906 --> 00:19:53,239
[Both shouting]
455
00:19:53,274 --> 00:19:56,041
Just wait, you guys. Wait.
456
00:19:56,076 --> 00:19:57,242
Gimme the-- no!
457
00:19:57,277 --> 00:19:59,277
[Alarm whoops]
458
00:20:03,448 --> 00:20:04,748
[Coughing]
459
00:20:04,782 --> 00:20:06,383
What is wrong with you two?
460
00:20:06,417 --> 00:20:07,918
It's this cramped little pod.
461
00:20:07,952 --> 00:20:08,752
We can't take it.
462
00:20:08,786 --> 00:20:10,153
We're having space madness.
463
00:20:10,188 --> 00:20:12,422
Well, stop.
464
00:20:12,456 --> 00:20:14,590
Do you know how amazing
it'd be for us if iCarly
465
00:20:14,624 --> 00:20:16,558
gets to go up into space?
466
00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:19,027
We'll be legendary.
467
00:20:19,061 --> 00:20:24,499
Now, both of you, stay
calm and go to sleep.
468
00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:26,133
Whoo.
469
00:20:48,518 --> 00:20:51,219
I can't take it in here!
470
00:20:51,253 --> 00:20:51,720
Aah! Aah!
471
00:20:51,754 --> 00:20:53,087
Carly, calm down.
472
00:20:53,122 --> 00:20:55,189
Take a deep breath, all right?
473
00:20:55,224 --> 00:20:59,192
No! I--I feel like
I'm inside a Walnut.
474
00:20:59,226 --> 00:20:59,859
Carly, calm down.
475
00:20:59,894 --> 00:21:00,660
You're gonna be fine.
476
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,695
Shut up, Freddie!
477
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:06,364
Oh, I gotta get out of here.
478
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:11,466
Unlock this pod!
479
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,634
Unh! Aaaaah!
480
00:21:13,668 --> 00:21:15,168
Yeeauuugh!
481
00:21:15,203 --> 00:21:22,039
[Alarm beeping]
482
00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:26,310
And so ends iCarly's chances
of going up into space.
483
00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:28,344
[Alarm whoops]
484
00:21:35,917 --> 00:21:38,051
Whoa! Who's there?!
485
00:21:38,085 --> 00:21:41,388
Who's out here?!
486
00:21:41,422 --> 00:21:42,088
Carly?
487
00:21:42,122 --> 00:21:46,393
Hi.
488
00:21:46,428 --> 00:21:48,130
You're back.
489
00:21:48,165 --> 00:21:50,000
I thought you weren't supposed
to get home until tomorrow.
490
00:21:50,035 --> 00:21:51,236
Sam's mom brought me home.
491
00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:52,270
What happened?
492
00:21:52,305 --> 00:21:54,807
iCarly's not going up into
space 'cause I freaked out
493
00:21:54,841 --> 00:21:56,408
and got us disqualified.
494
00:21:56,443 --> 00:21:59,578
What did you do?
495
00:21:59,612 --> 00:22:03,047
I smashed a window and
fled from our space pod.
496
00:22:03,081 --> 00:22:04,415
Aww.
497
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,383
And Mr. blanton said if I
did that up in outer space,
498
00:22:06,418 --> 00:22:08,485
my eyes would've been sucked out
of my head and that'd be bad
499
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,288
for his business.
500
00:22:11,322 --> 00:22:11,855
He has a point.
501
00:22:11,889 --> 00:22:13,256
Yeah.
502
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,857
Guess what you do get.
503
00:22:14,892 --> 00:22:19,994
A big ol' hug from your big ol'
brother who's glad to see you
504
00:22:20,029 --> 00:22:24,131
and nobody else.
505
00:22:24,165 --> 00:22:25,198
What do you mean?
506
00:22:25,233 --> 00:22:28,502
I just missed you. A lot.
507
00:22:28,536 --> 00:22:32,505
Aw, and I missed your spine.
508
00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:33,773
All right, it's 2:00 A.M.
509
00:22:33,808 --> 00:22:34,741
You should get to bed.
510
00:22:34,775 --> 00:22:35,141
You too.
511
00:22:35,176 --> 00:22:35,675
Night.
512
00:22:35,709 --> 00:22:37,709
Good night.
513
00:22:50,322 --> 00:22:52,389
Hello.
514
00:22:52,424 --> 00:22:54,424
Who are you?
515
00:23:03,233 --> 00:23:04,419
Space madness.
516
00:23:04,469 --> 00:23:09,019
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