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He has a dog named Grubbles.
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And Grubbles just went through a very
difficult break-up with a frisky
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french poodle.
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She really jerked him around.
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So we thought we'd cheer up Grubbles...
. ...And help him
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get his confidence back... ...
By giving him his own...
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Extreme pet makeover.
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Now, here's Grubbles'
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before picture.
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That's a face only a gibby could love.
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But take a look at Grubbles now.
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[Music]
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Uh-huh, Grubbles.
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Whew.
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Look at him.
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Looking good, Grubbles.
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What's up, hot stuff?
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So, how does Grubbles
like his new look?
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Oh, he loves it.
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And it's been a real boost
to his self-esteem.
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Well, we're about to
boost him even higher.
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Yep.
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We're gonna make him feel super special...
...By giving Grubbles
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his very own...
Paparazzi ambush.
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Grubbles, Grubbles, Grubbles.
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Looking great, Grubbles.
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I love it. Look this way.
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All right.
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Come on, let's go.
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They took a lot of pics.
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Pics we'll be posting
right here at icarly.com.
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So make sure you look at 'em.
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Look at them.
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Freddie Benson.
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Mom, we're in the middle of the show.
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I don't care.
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You have some explaining to do.
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Mom, can we talk about this later.
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Sam, don't take the--come on.
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This could be very fun to watch.
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What's so important?
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Maybe you'd like to explain
the contents of this baggie?
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What is that?
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Oh, you don't recognize this asparagus
that I put on your dinner plate?
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Mom, can we-- don't shoot this.
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Sorry, I can't hear you
over this embarrassment.
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Mom, please leave.
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After you finish your vegetables.
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Oh my-- you better
finish that with gosh.
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Dear gosh, please make her leave.
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Dude, just finish your asparagus
so we can get on with the show.
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♪ When a big boy ♪
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♪ eats his vegetables-- ♪
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don't sing the song.
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In 5, 4, 3, 2.
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[Music]
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♪ I know you see ♪
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♪ somehow the world ♪
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♪ will change for me ♪
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♪ and be so wonderful ♪
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♪ live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow ♪
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♪ we gonna get there ♪
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♪ and feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ it's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you ♪
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♪ just how I feel ♪
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♪ so wake up ♪
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♪ the members of my nation ♪
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♪ it's your time to be ♪
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♪ there's no chance ♪
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♪ unless you take one ♪
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♪ it's the time ♪
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♪ to see the brighter side ♪
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♪ of every situation ♪
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♪ some things are meant to be ♪
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♪ so give your best ♪
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♪ and leave the rest to me ♪
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♪ leave it all to me ♪
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♪ leave it all to me ♪
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♪ just leave it all to me ♪
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What's all the-- asparagus.
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[Laughs]
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Benson.
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Yeah, so clever.
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I bet you guys win a clevy.
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Hey, Freddie.
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Guess what they're serving
in the cafeteria tomorrow.
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Oh, is it asparagus?
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'Cause that'd be so hilarious.
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No, it's fish sticks.
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What's your problem?
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Hey, hey. I'm sorry.
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No, I'm sorry.
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Hey, gibby.
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Freddie hurt my feelings.
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What'd you say to gibby?
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It's all my mom's fault.
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Don't you think she's a lunatic?
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Totally.
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You know she's outside in
her car waiting for you.
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Let her wait.
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There you go.
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Where I go?
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Your mom pushes you around and treats
you like a baby 'cause you let her.
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Well no more.
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She's gonna have to deal with
the fact that I'm a man now.
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Man.
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Yo-dee-yo-dee-yo.
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Look at Sammy's wad oh cash.
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Admire the wad.
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Whoa.
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How much money is that?
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Guess. Here's a hint.
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350?
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360.
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Where'd it come from?
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These are deposits.
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People wanna pay us to makeover
their pets and take pics of 'em
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like we did on icarly.
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So, are we gonna do it?
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Why not?
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Heck, yeah. View the wad.
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Freddie...
Uh-oh.
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Enter the dragon.
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I have been waiting outside
for nine and a half minutes.
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So?
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So?
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When you were ready to be
born, did I keep you waiting?
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Yes.
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You were pregnant with
me for 11 months.
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I wanted to make sure you were done.
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Mrs. Benson, you're kind
of drawing a crowd.
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Oh, are you all Freddie's friends?
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No, no, no, mom.
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They're not all my friends.
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They're just-- who wants
to see his baby pictures?
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Oh good.
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I've got a bunch on my phone.
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Mrs. Benson...
Mom, do not show them-- here's Freddie
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wearing his special diapers.
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Oh, and here's baby
Freddie in the bathtub.
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I'm out.
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[Music]
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Pig, right there. Okay.
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Excuse me, I need to-- I'm sorry.
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I just need to get
through here, I'm sorry.
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Excuse me, I gotta-- so, basically,
we offer three packages.
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The deluxe package...
Okay, over here.
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...A five by seven,
and a three by five.
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Dude, what-up with all the animals?
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I know.
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Our pet photography
business is blowin' up.
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Okay, over here.
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Should I tilt her back a little bit?
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Oh, right here.
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That's so good.
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Carly, I gotta talk to you.
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What? I'm kinda busy.
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I didn't realize your pet photography
thing was gonna be this big
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a production.
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And I told you we were gonna
do-- hey, feel my hand.
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It's wet and warm.
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I know. The puppy peed on it.
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Ew, why did you ask me to touch it?
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Hello.
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Excuse us.
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Everyone who does not live or work
here, please step into the hallway.
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Into the hallway, please.
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Let's go.
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Go along.
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Now, out there.
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Run along.
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Thank you.
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All right, go, go, go, go, go.
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Um, you guys can't just cut
in front of everyone else.
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Hush, please.
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Hey, what kinda cat-- distance.
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Look, if you guys want us
to take pics of your cat,
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you're gonna have to go-- we don't
need you to take pictures of Harmoo.
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Harmoo?
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So, you all decided to open up a
little pet photography business.
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Yeah.
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Well, stop it.
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Right now.
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Okay, who are you-- my
name is Stewart Butler.
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I'm oliver pazely.
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We're, the petographers.
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So? You're photographers?
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Pet... ...
Ographers.
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Pet.
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Pet.
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We have the most prestigious pet
photography studio in Seattle.
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And we're not going to let
some children roon it.
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Do you mean ruin?
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That's what I said.
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No, ruin has two syllables.
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I say roon.
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Well get outta here
before I roon your face.
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Hey, remember aunt Margaret?
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Instead of window, she
used to say winder.
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"Spencer, open that winder."
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She's dead now.
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She fell out of winder.
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I'm kidding, she had a heart attack.
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Go on?
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Who says there can't be two pet
photography businesses in Seattle?
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Uh, I think we did.
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Did we not?
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We did.
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See?
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You guys can't just walk in here and
force us to shut down our business.
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So you want things to get ugly?
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Things got ugly when you
walked in the room.
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You've been warned.
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Whoa.
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They backed out of the room.
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[Music]
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[Knocking]
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Hey, Mrs. Benson.
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I'm here to get Freddie.
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Oh, he crashed on our couch.
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Maybe you ought to just let him sleep.
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But it's been three weeks.
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Three weeks?
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Ever since Freddie was born, I de
waxed his ears on every third Friday,
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which was yesterday.
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But he refused to let me.
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Well, you know teenagers
and their ears.
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All right. I'll just go then.
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Mom.
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You tried to vacuum my ear
while I was sleeping?
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Please let me finish.
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No.
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You treat me like a child and I'm
not gonna put up with it anymore.
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What does that mean?
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I'm moving out.
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Freddie.
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Freddie.
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This is fantastic.
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[Music]
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Okay, that was too much fun.
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I know.
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I would go ice skating every night.
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Except now we can't because we've
been banned from the frozen oval.
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It's not my fault.
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That big dude kept bumpin' into me.
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So you had to Jack slap
him in front of his kids?
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Okay, how 'bout a little snackage.
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I could make spaghetti tac...
Get 'em, Spencer.
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Get 'em.
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Get it off, get it off my face.
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Are you okay?
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Are you all right?
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Get Harmoo.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. Where are they?
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Why were they here?
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Our studio.
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Oh.
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Hurry.
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I bet I know who did this.
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So, what do you want us to do?
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What do we want you to do?
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We want you to arrest the petographers
for vandalizing our studio.
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But taze them first.
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Yeah, taze them hard.
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What-up with your face?
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I told you, their possessed
cat attacked me.
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Harmoo? He's just a pussycat.
271
00:11:44,017 --> 00:11:48,087
No, he is not just a-- wait, how
do you know their cat's name?
272
00:11:48,127 --> 00:11:49,460
Are you friends with those guys?
273
00:11:49,496 --> 00:11:50,596
I know them.
274
00:11:50,632 --> 00:11:55,034
They took some very nice photos
of my daughter's bunny for free.
275
00:11:55,075 --> 00:11:56,275
Why didn't they charge you?
276
00:11:56,311 --> 00:12:00,412
'Cause I'm a cop, and the
petographers don't charge cops.
277
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:05,323
Oh, so that means they can just break
into our apartment, trash the place,
278
00:12:05,365 --> 00:12:07,165
and you don't even care?
279
00:12:07,202 --> 00:12:08,536
Watch the attitude.
280
00:12:08,572 --> 00:12:11,706
I haven't forgotten
about "pee on carl".
281
00:12:11,746 --> 00:12:15,548
Here.
282
00:12:15,587 --> 00:12:16,621
You're giving me a ticket?
283
00:12:16,657 --> 00:12:17,390
Yes.
284
00:12:17,425 --> 00:12:20,727
That vehicle has no license plate.
285
00:12:20,766 --> 00:12:21,499
It's a prop.
286
00:12:21,534 --> 00:12:24,136
So are you.
287
00:12:24,174 --> 00:12:30,447
Show us out, please.
288
00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:32,091
He called me a prop.
289
00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:34,095
So are they gonna go
arrest Stewart and ollie?
290
00:12:34,132 --> 00:12:34,831
No.
291
00:12:34,867 --> 00:12:36,467
The cops are all
buddy-buddy with them.
292
00:12:36,504 --> 00:12:38,972
It's total chiz.
293
00:12:39,010 --> 00:12:39,809
So now what?
294
00:12:39,845 --> 00:12:42,979
Well, we're not gonna quit and
let those prune-pops win.
295
00:12:43,018 --> 00:12:45,686
We got to fix this place back
up and keep taking pet pics.
296
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:48,259
My mom eats prune-pops.
297
00:12:48,297 --> 00:12:50,766
Even if we do fix everything,
what's gonna stop Stewart and ollie
298
00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:54,105
from coming back and
trashing the place again?
299
00:12:54,145 --> 00:13:03,685
Well, we could set up our pet
photography studio in my new apartment.
300
00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:05,401
Uh-huh.
301
00:13:05,437 --> 00:13:06,704
[Music]
302
00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:11,209
Welcome to casa del fred-o.
303
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,050
This is where you live?
304
00:13:13,086 --> 00:13:14,923
Yep, it's all mine.
305
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,527
Do you like it?
306
00:13:16,564 --> 00:13:17,363
Uh-huh, yeah.
307
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,867
Sure.
308
00:13:19,905 --> 00:13:26,141
And I'm sure it'll be really nice after
you paint it, hang some curtains.
309
00:13:26,185 --> 00:13:28,753
Move to a new place
that's less disgusting.
310
00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:30,560
Sam.
311
00:13:30,598 --> 00:13:31,799
I don't care what she says.
312
00:13:31,835 --> 00:13:34,036
Lewbert rented me this place for
only a hundred bucks a month,
313
00:13:34,073 --> 00:13:38,743
and now my mom can't--
[loud crashing sound]
314
00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:39,651
It's all right.
315
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:47,191
That happens whenever
somebody uses the elevator.
316
00:13:47,237 --> 00:13:50,438
Hey, there's no bathroom in here.
317
00:13:50,478 --> 00:13:57,618
There's a sink.
318
00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:01,298
We can't run a pet photography
business out of this dump.
319
00:14:01,337 --> 00:14:03,004
Let's just rebuild it
in the "icarly" studio.
320
00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:05,375
So the petographers can
come trash it again?
321
00:14:05,413 --> 00:14:06,612
They won't leave us alone.
322
00:14:06,649 --> 00:14:08,049
They will if we teach them a lesson.
323
00:14:08,085 --> 00:14:09,018
What do you mean?
324
00:14:09,053 --> 00:14:12,622
They hit us, we hit them back.
Harder.
325
00:14:12,662 --> 00:14:14,896
That's the Seattle way.
326
00:14:14,933 --> 00:14:16,901
You mean we trash their studio?
327
00:14:16,938 --> 00:14:19,606
No Freddie, I mean we rub
ourselves with sweet mustard
328
00:14:19,644 --> 00:14:22,112
and sing show tunes.
329
00:14:22,149 --> 00:14:23,549
I just wanted to confirm
what you were saying
330
00:14:23,586 --> 00:14:36,029
so there wasn't any kind of-- wow,
you can actually feel the awkward.
331
00:14:36,082 --> 00:14:37,716
Hello, Freddie.
332
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:42,121
I didn't realize you'd
have women here.
333
00:14:42,161 --> 00:14:43,895
I brought you a prune-pop.
334
00:14:43,932 --> 00:14:46,900
Please, don't try to talk me
into moving back in with you.
335
00:14:46,938 --> 00:14:49,306
Oh, I won't.
336
00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:53,747
Actually, I think living on your own
will be a positive thing for you.
337
00:14:53,787 --> 00:14:56,121
Perhaps you'll even--
you get up to your room
338
00:14:56,159 --> 00:14:57,560
this instant, Freddie Benson!
339
00:14:57,596 --> 00:15:01,266
I am your mother and
you will do as I say!
340
00:15:01,305 --> 00:15:02,605
No.
341
00:15:02,641 --> 00:15:03,541
I blame you.
342
00:15:03,577 --> 00:15:04,410
What, me?
343
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,347
You're the one who got
Freddie interested in girls.
344
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:11,186
And ever since then his boy-chemistry's
been all out of whack.
345
00:15:11,227 --> 00:15:14,962
Mom, I'm perfectly in whack.
346
00:15:15,003 --> 00:15:16,503
I think you should go.
347
00:15:16,539 --> 00:15:21,609
No, I'm sorry, I have to leave.
348
00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:24,851
And when you realize you can't
handle living on your own,
349
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:28,892
you may come home, where I'll be waiting
for you with a big steaming bowl
350
00:15:28,932 --> 00:15:31,666
of I-told-you-so.
351
00:15:31,704 --> 00:15:33,238
I'm not coming home.
352
00:15:33,274 --> 00:15:34,777
I live here now.
353
00:15:34,814 --> 00:15:37,118
Eat this prune-pop.
354
00:15:37,156 --> 00:15:40,591
I don't want that prune-pop.
355
00:15:40,631 --> 00:15:43,466
Goodbye.
356
00:15:43,504 --> 00:15:45,104
[Music]
357
00:15:55,598 --> 00:15:59,033
And we're in.
358
00:15:59,073 --> 00:16:00,973
Wow, seventeen seconds.
359
00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:05,012
That's her personal best.
360
00:16:05,052 --> 00:16:07,720
Whoa. Nice studio.
361
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:12,395
These poo-tographers
must make a fortune.
362
00:16:12,436 --> 00:16:13,703
Alright, come on.
363
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:17,308
Let's get destructive.
364
00:16:17,347 --> 00:16:22,783
Got spray paint for carly,
hammer for Freddie yeah.
365
00:16:22,826 --> 00:16:28,496
And a big old baseball bat for momma.
366
00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:33,408
Let's get wrecking.
367
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,917
Wait.
368
00:16:35,956 --> 00:16:36,989
I'm nervous.
369
00:16:37,025 --> 00:16:38,158
Why?
370
00:16:38,193 --> 00:16:41,161
This is my first vandalism.
371
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,334
It's easy.
372
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,871
Oh, what have you ever vandalized?
373
00:16:44,909 --> 00:16:45,809
Stewart and ollie.
374
00:16:45,844 --> 00:16:46,777
What?
375
00:16:46,814 --> 00:16:47,380
They're here.
376
00:16:47,415 --> 00:16:51,117
They're coming in.
377
00:16:51,156 --> 00:16:53,023
Don't surrender. Hide.
378
00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:55,060
Come on.
379
00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:08,758
Maybe the best dinner I've ever had.
380
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:09,996
That tuna carpaccio?
381
00:17:10,032 --> 00:17:12,066
Like being kissed by a fish.
382
00:17:12,104 --> 00:17:14,338
I know.
383
00:17:14,376 --> 00:17:18,545
All right, your highness, you
get comfy on your Kitty pillow,
384
00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:29,026
and I'm gonna make myself
a hot cup of blue tea.
385
00:17:29,075 --> 00:17:30,642
Abort.
386
00:17:30,679 --> 00:17:31,578
We gotta get outta here.
387
00:17:31,613 --> 00:17:33,213
After we trash the place.
388
00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:33,817
Sam.
389
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:34,418
We'll get caught.
390
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:37,355
Come on.
391
00:17:37,393 --> 00:17:39,393
Go. Run.
392
00:17:48,217 --> 00:17:50,684
[Music]
393
00:17:50,722 --> 00:17:51,488
You see Sam yet?
394
00:17:51,523 --> 00:17:55,424
Nope.
395
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:55,864
Sam.
396
00:17:55,899 --> 00:17:57,367
Where have you been?
397
00:17:57,403 --> 00:18:06,509
I needed to pick something
up on the way home.
398
00:18:06,557 --> 00:18:08,758
You kidnapped Harmoo?
399
00:18:08,795 --> 00:18:11,830
How great am I?
400
00:18:11,869 --> 00:18:13,403
So now what?
401
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,607
We send Stewart and ollie an email.
402
00:18:15,645 --> 00:18:19,080
That says?
403
00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:23,323
"If you want Harmoo back, "you better
come clean up "our studio tomorrow
404
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,531
and never bother us again."
405
00:18:25,569 --> 00:18:26,236
Let's call the police.
406
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,605
No.
407
00:18:27,641 --> 00:18:37,780
It says, "if you call the
cops, we shave the cat."
408
00:18:37,828 --> 00:18:39,428
[Music]
409
00:18:52,094 --> 00:18:53,862
Spencer, wake up.
410
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:54,666
Spencer.
411
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:58,737
No, Harmoo, don't bite that.
412
00:18:58,777 --> 00:18:59,811
Dude.
413
00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:01,246
Why are--what are you doing?
414
00:19:01,283 --> 00:19:02,516
Is it okay if I sleep here?
415
00:19:02,553 --> 00:19:04,419
What's wrong with your new apartment?
416
00:19:04,457 --> 00:19:07,124
I'm scared to sleep there by myself.
417
00:19:07,163 --> 00:19:09,497
You're too old to be scared.
418
00:19:09,535 --> 00:19:12,269
Anyway, why don't you just
go back home with your mom?
419
00:19:12,307 --> 00:19:12,840
No.
420
00:19:12,876 --> 00:19:16,878
If I do that she'll never stop
treating me like a five-year-old.
421
00:19:16,918 --> 00:19:18,418
All right.
422
00:19:18,455 --> 00:19:19,755
You can sleep on the chair.
423
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:22,726
Thanks.
424
00:19:22,765 --> 00:19:26,033
Wait, how come you're
sleeping on the couch?
425
00:19:26,072 --> 00:19:27,272
I dunno.
426
00:19:27,309 --> 00:19:28,509
What's wrong with your room?
427
00:19:28,545 --> 00:19:30,012
Nothing.
428
00:19:30,049 --> 00:19:35,786
Well, then why aren't you--
I saw a spider in there.
429
00:19:35,829 --> 00:19:36,595
Good night.
430
00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:38,901
Good night.
431
00:19:50,661 --> 00:19:53,162
I need to report a missing little boy.
432
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,934
He's 15.
433
00:19:54,971 --> 00:19:57,172
Well, that's little to me.
434
00:19:57,209 --> 00:19:59,977
Uh, he's about 5 foot--wait.
435
00:20:00,015 --> 00:20:00,615
The chip.
436
00:20:00,650 --> 00:20:06,020
I forgot I chipped him.
437
00:20:06,062 --> 00:20:07,196
Mom?
438
00:20:07,232 --> 00:20:12,736
Freddie.
439
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:13,778
Are you broken?
440
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,148
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
441
00:20:16,186 --> 00:20:17,286
Oh, I was so worried.
442
00:20:17,322 --> 00:20:21,158
I came in first thing this
morning and-- I'm fine.
443
00:20:21,198 --> 00:20:22,331
Please move back.
444
00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:27,237
I need my little fredward
at home where he belongs.
445
00:20:27,279 --> 00:20:29,646
Promise not to embarrass
me in public anymore?
446
00:20:29,684 --> 00:20:31,484
Cross my heart.
447
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:34,423
Unlock all the channels on my tv?
448
00:20:34,461 --> 00:20:36,762
Not the nature network.
449
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:37,333
Mom.
450
00:20:37,368 --> 00:20:41,872
But the elephants, with their-- mom.
451
00:20:41,913 --> 00:20:43,913
All right.
452
00:20:52,337 --> 00:20:53,070
There.
453
00:20:53,105 --> 00:20:55,739
Your studio is exactly
how we found it.
454
00:20:55,777 --> 00:20:56,843
Spic and span.
455
00:20:56,879 --> 00:20:57,912
All right?
456
00:20:57,948 --> 00:20:59,749
Now where is our beloved Harmoo?
457
00:20:59,786 --> 00:21:01,153
Are you guys gonna leave us alone?
458
00:21:01,189 --> 00:21:03,824
Yes.
459
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:05,496
Get the cat.
460
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:09,501
[Screaming]
461
00:21:09,541 --> 00:21:11,041
Who left Harmoo in my bathroom?
462
00:21:11,077 --> 00:21:11,410
Us.
463
00:21:11,445 --> 00:21:11,978
We did.
464
00:21:12,012 --> 00:21:13,646
Well, I didn't know he was in there.
465
00:21:13,683 --> 00:21:19,921
I opened the door and he
attacked my face again.
466
00:21:19,964 --> 00:21:20,697
Hi, Freddie.
467
00:21:20,733 --> 00:21:21,933
Where's Harmoo now?
468
00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:22,369
I dunno.
469
00:21:22,404 --> 00:21:24,671
He jumped out the window
and ran across the ledge.
470
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:25,743
On the ledge?
471
00:21:25,778 --> 00:21:26,945
What?
472
00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:28,515
Freddie can see Harmoo out his window.
473
00:21:28,551 --> 00:21:29,951
Yeah.
474
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:32,455
Harmoo.
475
00:21:32,493 --> 00:21:33,593
[Music]
476
00:21:33,629 --> 00:21:36,197
Get over here.
477
00:21:36,235 --> 00:21:37,568
Is he out there?
478
00:21:37,604 --> 00:21:38,337
Is Harmoo all right?
479
00:21:38,373 --> 00:21:43,678
Yeah, he's just chilling on the ledge.
480
00:21:43,721 --> 00:21:44,554
There he is.
481
00:21:44,589 --> 00:21:47,857
Harmoo. Harmoo.
482
00:21:47,897 --> 00:21:49,197
Why are you acting out?
483
00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:51,567
He's usually so well-behaved.
484
00:21:51,606 --> 00:21:52,539
Well-behaved?
485
00:21:52,574 --> 00:22:03,516
Every time he sees me he sinks
his claws into my face.
486
00:22:03,567 --> 00:22:07,602
No. No.
487
00:22:07,643 --> 00:22:11,344
All right. Move.
488
00:22:11,384 --> 00:22:11,983
Be careful.
489
00:22:12,019 --> 00:22:14,019
Yeah, sure.
490
00:22:18,633 --> 00:22:20,134
Don't startle Harmoo.
491
00:22:20,170 --> 00:22:20,669
Hey, guess what?
492
00:22:20,704 --> 00:22:21,037
What?
493
00:22:21,071 --> 00:22:25,606
Shut up.
494
00:22:25,647 --> 00:22:27,748
Here, Harmoo.
495
00:22:27,785 --> 00:22:33,825
Look, Harmoo, my face
is all vulnerable.
496
00:22:33,868 --> 00:22:34,501
He's getting closer.
497
00:22:34,536 --> 00:22:36,971
You're almost there.
498
00:22:37,008 --> 00:22:40,008
Here, kitty kitty-- [screaming]
499
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:49,268
He's safe.
500
00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:53,037
Let's leave.
501
00:22:53,078 --> 00:22:55,978
Great meeting you guys.
502
00:22:56,017 --> 00:22:58,185
Come on up.
503
00:22:58,222 --> 00:22:58,554
Get up.
504
00:22:58,604 --> 00:23:03,154
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