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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:06,902 Comin'. 2 00:00:06,938 --> 00:00:09,947 [Knock on door] 3 00:00:09,952 --> 00:00:10,919 Why aren't you dressed? 4 00:00:10,968 --> 00:00:13,019 'Cause I need to borrow a fancy bra. 5 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:14,833 I thought you just bought one at build-a-bra? 6 00:00:14,870 --> 00:00:18,935 Yeah, but I got barbecue sauce all over the left cup. 7 00:00:18,975 --> 00:00:22,496 Aw Sam, I told you, when you eat ribs, you gotta wear a shirt. 8 00:00:22,535 --> 00:00:24,737 Aw, that kills the fun. 9 00:00:24,741 --> 00:00:25,546 Hey, hey! 10 00:00:25,581 --> 00:00:26,886 Sorry I'm late. 11 00:00:26,922 --> 00:00:28,565 Sup Fredward? 12 00:00:28,601 --> 00:00:31,547 I need hot glue! 13 00:00:31,586 --> 00:00:32,489 How come you're late? 14 00:00:32,525 --> 00:00:33,929 'Cause I was down in the lobby talking to some 15 00:00:33,966 --> 00:00:35,506 european swimsuit models. 16 00:00:35,543 --> 00:00:37,751 European swimsuit models? 17 00:00:37,789 --> 00:00:39,863 Yeah, there's a bunch of 'em down there waiting to do 18 00:00:39,901 --> 00:00:42,008 some calendar photo shoot across the street. 19 00:00:42,045 --> 00:00:43,551 The photographer missed his plane. 20 00:00:43,588 --> 00:00:45,228 And these models in the lobby are actually 21 00:00:45,264 --> 00:00:46,500 wearing their swimsuits like right now? 22 00:00:46,537 --> 00:00:48,074 Yeah, they're just-- okay! 23 00:00:48,110 --> 00:00:49,816 You're not allowed to think about european swimsuit models 24 00:00:49,853 --> 00:00:51,259 until you finish. 25 00:00:51,295 --> 00:00:53,234 I'll be done as soon as I glue on this last piece. 26 00:00:53,271 --> 00:00:53,837 You guys wanna see? 27 00:00:53,872 --> 00:00:54,341 Yeah! 28 00:00:54,376 --> 00:00:54,876 Con mucho gusto. 29 00:00:54,911 --> 00:00:55,446 Okay. 30 00:00:55,481 --> 00:00:57,787 All right, you guys stand over there, close your eyes, 31 00:00:57,825 --> 00:00:59,898 and I'll show you an iCarly award that'll knock you guys 32 00:00:59,936 --> 00:01:00,972 right out of your pants. 33 00:01:01,007 --> 00:01:02,413 Go over there. 34 00:01:02,449 --> 00:01:03,352 Okay. 35 00:01:03,387 --> 00:01:04,623 So, are all the winners here yet? 36 00:01:04,659 --> 00:01:05,261 Most of 'em. 37 00:01:05,297 --> 00:01:07,066 They're just waiting upstairs in back of the studio. 38 00:01:07,104 --> 00:01:08,574 All right, I think you guys are gonna 39 00:01:08,611 --> 00:01:10,750 be really impressed with this. 40 00:01:10,787 --> 00:01:14,061 And open your eyes! 41 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:19,848 The very first ever iCarly award! 42 00:01:19,890 --> 00:01:20,758 Well? 43 00:01:20,795 --> 00:01:22,432 Looks just like Carly, right? 44 00:01:22,468 --> 00:01:26,008 Yeah, kinda, but-- dude, it's enormous. 45 00:01:26,048 --> 00:01:28,085 Thanks. 46 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:29,626 It's like 10-feet tall. 47 00:01:29,662 --> 00:01:30,295 Yeah. 48 00:01:30,332 --> 00:01:31,165 That's what you guys said. 49 00:01:31,201 --> 00:01:33,640 One 10-foot-tall iCarly award. 50 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:34,411 No. 51 00:01:34,447 --> 00:01:39,022 We said 10 1-foot-tall iCarly awardzzz. 52 00:01:39,063 --> 00:01:40,800 This is a disaster. 53 00:01:40,836 --> 00:01:41,637 No it's not. 54 00:01:41,674 --> 00:01:44,011 I can make 10 smaller awards really fast. 55 00:01:44,048 --> 00:01:46,318 I'm just gonna need some help putting 'em all together. 56 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:48,727 We can't help you make 10 awards while we're doing the show. 57 00:01:48,765 --> 00:01:50,835 Who are you gonna get to help you? 58 00:01:50,872 --> 00:01:53,209 The european swimsuit models! 59 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:54,282 Uh, maybe. 60 00:01:54,317 --> 00:01:55,720 They're just sittin' down there, waitin' around. 61 00:01:55,756 --> 00:01:57,358 You just wanna flirt with models in swimsuits. 62 00:01:57,395 --> 00:02:00,233 That is absolutely true. 63 00:02:00,271 --> 00:02:03,276 Wait spencer-- but if they'll help me build the iCarly awards 64 00:02:03,315 --> 00:02:08,992 then everybody wins, right? Yeaaahhhh! 65 00:02:09,035 --> 00:02:17,553 In 5, 4, 3, 2... ♪ I know, you see ♪ 66 00:02:17,599 --> 00:02:18,633 ♪ somehow the world ♪ 67 00:02:18,669 --> 00:02:19,870 ♪ will change for me ♪ 68 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:24,545 ♪ and be so wonderful ♪ 69 00:02:24,585 --> 00:02:26,789 ♪ live life, breathe air ♪ 70 00:02:26,826 --> 00:02:27,894 ♪ I know somehow ♪ 71 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,065 ♪ we're gonna get there ♪ 72 00:02:29,101 --> 00:02:34,046 ♪ and feel so wonderful ♪ 73 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:37,593 ♪ it's all for real ♪ 74 00:02:37,632 --> 00:02:38,399 ♪ I'm telling you ♪ 75 00:02:38,434 --> 00:02:39,703 ♪ just how I feel ♪ 76 00:02:39,740 --> 00:02:41,843 ♪ so wake up the members ♪ 77 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,847 ♪ of my nation ♪ 78 00:02:43,884 --> 00:02:45,520 ♪ it's your time to be ♪ 79 00:02:45,557 --> 00:02:46,423 ♪ there's no chance ♪ 80 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,494 ♪ unless you take one ♪ 81 00:02:48,533 --> 00:02:49,934 ♪ and the time to see ♪ 82 00:02:49,971 --> 00:02:51,205 ♪ the brighter side ♪ 83 00:02:51,241 --> 00:02:54,445 ♪ of every situation ♪ 84 00:02:54,484 --> 00:02:56,020 ♪ some things are meant to be ♪ 85 00:02:56,056 --> 00:02:57,257 ♪ so give it your best ♪ 86 00:03:14,849 --> 00:03:19,283 Freddie! Freddie! 87 00:03:19,323 --> 00:03:20,123 What is the problem? 88 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:22,996 You said hot european swimsuit models. 89 00:03:23,034 --> 00:03:24,602 Ahh, I didn't say they were hot. 90 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:29,445 Yeah, and you didn't say they were dudes, either! 91 00:03:29,486 --> 00:03:31,689 Look, if they're willing to help you build the iCarly awards, 92 00:03:31,726 --> 00:03:32,894 then what does it matter? 93 00:03:32,897 --> 00:03:35,366 They're dyoods! 94 00:03:35,403 --> 00:03:36,070 Freddie! 95 00:03:36,106 --> 00:03:36,839 Get up here! 96 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:37,374 I gotta go! 97 00:03:37,409 --> 00:03:40,747 But-- just please hurry up and start getting the awards built. 98 00:03:40,786 --> 00:03:41,319 Hey! 99 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:45,159 I'm coming! 100 00:03:45,199 --> 00:03:46,299 Okay. 101 00:03:46,336 --> 00:03:48,504 Let's see if I remember your names. 102 00:03:48,541 --> 00:03:48,875 Yussle. 103 00:03:48,909 --> 00:03:50,043 Yeah. 104 00:03:50,079 --> 00:03:50,479 Olaf. 105 00:03:50,513 --> 00:03:51,781 Yeah. 106 00:03:51,817 --> 00:03:52,350 Vooshnod. 107 00:03:52,386 --> 00:03:54,454 Oh, of course, vooshnod. 108 00:03:54,491 --> 00:03:57,058 Uh, Yurgin, Klaus... Uh-huh. 109 00:03:57,096 --> 00:03:57,795 Buckminshta. 110 00:03:57,831 --> 00:03:59,297 Buckminshta, yes! 111 00:03:59,334 --> 00:04:01,335 Now, we're all gonna have to work as a team 112 00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:04,305 to build 10 iCarly awards like that one. 113 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:04,843 Ohh. 114 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:08,212 But much smaller, and all the supplies we need 115 00:04:08,251 --> 00:04:10,585 are in these bins, you see? 116 00:04:10,622 --> 00:04:14,190 Okay, now which one of you guys speaks English the best? 117 00:04:14,229 --> 00:04:15,329 Yeah. 118 00:04:15,365 --> 00:04:20,235 Your body is soft and mushy. 119 00:04:20,277 --> 00:04:27,950 You know, I don't need you to tell me about-- [Music] 120 00:04:27,994 --> 00:04:32,531 Guys, no, no. No, no, stop, we need to build the awards. 121 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:36,641 Would you please stop, buckminshta? 122 00:04:36,682 --> 00:04:48,158 In 5, 4, 3, 2... Welcome to the first ever... 123 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:54,647 And now, please welcome... Wow. 124 00:04:54,691 --> 00:04:56,359 Everybody wow. 125 00:04:56,395 --> 00:04:58,096 I can't believe it. 126 00:04:58,133 --> 00:05:03,204 Round of applause everyone. 127 00:05:03,245 --> 00:05:04,178 You look especially great. 128 00:05:04,215 --> 00:05:05,915 I give you the award for best dressed. 129 00:05:05,951 --> 00:05:07,285 What a night. 130 00:05:07,321 --> 00:05:09,322 You know, hosting the iCarly awards 131 00:05:09,359 --> 00:05:10,925 has always been a dream of mine. 132 00:05:10,961 --> 00:05:13,062 Whoa, too much information! 133 00:05:13,099 --> 00:05:16,901 Hey, don't go there! 134 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:18,074 Oh, oh. 135 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:19,443 What a night. 136 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:20,813 And now that you've heard some of our stupid 137 00:05:20,849 --> 00:05:26,186 awards show banter... Let's get to the awards. 138 00:05:26,227 --> 00:05:27,928 Oh, yeah. 139 00:05:27,966 --> 00:05:28,332 Isn't it amazing. 140 00:05:28,366 --> 00:05:29,299 The flip of the wrist. 141 00:05:29,335 --> 00:05:30,668 Okay. 142 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,172 The very first video we're honoring tonight 143 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:34,476 was sent to us by a kid who's a little nuts. 144 00:05:34,513 --> 00:05:35,913 Pea-nuts, that is. 145 00:05:35,949 --> 00:05:38,183 Ooohhhh, peanuts. 146 00:05:38,221 --> 00:05:39,121 Peanuts. Peanuts. 147 00:05:39,156 --> 00:05:43,459 Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, peanuts! 148 00:05:43,499 --> 00:05:46,334 But seriously, this kid... Named hunter... 149 00:05:46,372 --> 00:05:47,438 Has a pretty amazing talent. 150 00:05:47,475 --> 00:05:52,411 Check this dude out. 151 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:53,252 Hey, Carly. 152 00:05:53,287 --> 00:05:54,454 Hey, Sam. 153 00:05:54,491 --> 00:05:57,526 My name's hunter and see those glasses over there? 154 00:05:57,564 --> 00:06:01,196 I'm gonna use just a rubber band and some peanuts, 155 00:06:01,235 --> 00:06:03,203 to break all 10 glasses. 156 00:06:03,241 --> 00:06:05,708 Yeah, broken glass! 157 00:06:05,746 --> 00:06:09,746 Here goes... 3, 4, 5, that's insane. 158 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:23,544 8 that's it. 159 00:06:23,585 --> 00:06:24,651 iCarly. 160 00:06:24,687 --> 00:06:28,089 Epic. 161 00:06:28,128 --> 00:06:29,828 Oh, oh, oh. 162 00:06:29,865 --> 00:06:33,466 Yes, hunter, that was epic. 163 00:06:33,472 --> 00:06:35,005 Which is why we're presenting you 164 00:06:35,042 --> 00:06:43,315 with the very first iCarly award for... Get out here, hunter! 165 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,162 Let's go, buddy. 166 00:06:45,199 --> 00:06:45,966 Where have you been? 167 00:06:46,001 --> 00:06:47,901 You try building award statuettes with six 168 00:06:47,938 --> 00:06:49,504 european swimsuit models who don't speak English 169 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:57,445 and one's named buckminshta. 170 00:06:57,490 --> 00:06:58,557 Congratulations, hunter. 171 00:06:58,593 --> 00:06:59,493 You won a Carly. 172 00:06:59,529 --> 00:07:00,195 I know! 173 00:07:00,230 --> 00:07:02,131 It's awesome. 174 00:07:02,167 --> 00:07:03,801 And now you get to make a speech. 175 00:07:03,838 --> 00:07:07,140 Well, yes I wanna thank my dad-- oh, I'm afraid 176 00:07:07,178 --> 00:07:08,478 that's all the time we have for your speech. 177 00:07:08,514 --> 00:07:09,147 Thank you, hunter. 178 00:07:09,183 --> 00:07:09,982 Sorry about that. 179 00:07:10,018 --> 00:07:13,453 We didn't allow too much time but-- you were good. 180 00:07:13,493 --> 00:07:14,559 You did a good job. 181 00:07:14,596 --> 00:07:16,196 Yeah. 182 00:07:19,645 --> 00:07:21,945 Okay, our next award goes to an iCarly viewer 183 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,383 who can really sing. 184 00:07:23,419 --> 00:07:24,485 Shut your mouth. 185 00:07:24,522 --> 00:07:27,589 Whaaaaaat? 186 00:07:27,628 --> 00:07:28,461 I just meant. 187 00:07:28,496 --> 00:07:30,897 This girl can actually sing with her mouth shut. 188 00:07:30,934 --> 00:07:32,568 Ohhh! 189 00:07:32,606 --> 00:07:35,673 Isn't our banter horrible? 190 00:07:35,712 --> 00:07:38,847 Just like a real awards show. 191 00:07:38,885 --> 00:07:41,620 But seriously... Take a look at this girl named Paris 192 00:07:41,658 --> 00:07:44,626 who can actually sing with her mouth closed. 193 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:45,130 We gesture. 194 00:07:45,166 --> 00:07:46,333 Gesturing. 195 00:07:46,369 --> 00:07:49,905 We are gesturing. 196 00:07:49,944 --> 00:07:50,544 Hi, Carly. 197 00:07:50,579 --> 00:07:51,646 Hi, Sam. 198 00:07:51,681 --> 00:07:52,348 Watch this. 199 00:07:52,383 --> 00:07:56,652 I'm going to sing with my mouth closed. 200 00:07:56,692 --> 00:07:57,992 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle ♪ 201 00:07:58,028 --> 00:07:59,329 ♪ little star, ♪ 202 00:07:59,365 --> 00:08:01,866 ♪ how I wonder what you are ♪ 203 00:08:01,903 --> 00:08:06,106 ♪ up above the sky so high ♪ 204 00:08:06,147 --> 00:08:07,781 now, come on, guys, we gotta hurry! 205 00:08:07,818 --> 00:08:09,752 They're gonna give out the next award in less than a minute. 206 00:08:09,788 --> 00:08:10,888 Yurgin, you're done? 207 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:12,658 Yeah. 208 00:08:12,695 --> 00:08:16,163 Yurgin, you glued her hair to her feet. 209 00:08:16,203 --> 00:08:17,202 Yeah. 210 00:08:17,239 --> 00:08:19,907 Do women in your country have hair on their feet? 211 00:08:19,944 --> 00:08:21,544 Yes. 212 00:08:30,701 --> 00:08:35,371 Everybody, this is America so the girls' hair 213 00:08:35,412 --> 00:08:37,246 goes on their heads. 214 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:38,883 Ohhh! 215 00:08:43,897 --> 00:08:49,499 ♪ How I wonder what you are ♪ 216 00:08:49,542 --> 00:08:50,407 a-mazing! 217 00:08:50,443 --> 00:08:51,509 You're worth it. 218 00:08:51,544 --> 00:08:59,547 The winner of the iCarly award for... Hey, Carly. 219 00:08:59,593 --> 00:09:00,659 We loved your video. 220 00:09:00,695 --> 00:09:04,564 Yr moouh-os sgi is incredible. 221 00:09:04,604 --> 00:09:05,303 Just down here. 222 00:09:05,340 --> 00:09:06,072 I got it. 223 00:09:06,108 --> 00:09:06,641 Hold it like this. 224 00:09:06,675 --> 00:09:07,107 I got it, I got it. 225 00:09:07,143 --> 00:09:07,709 See what I'm saying. 226 00:09:07,744 --> 00:09:08,410 Just put your hands down here. 227 00:09:08,446 --> 00:09:13,383 I got it! 228 00:09:13,424 --> 00:09:16,594 Thank you. 229 00:09:16,632 --> 00:09:18,634 Paris, would you like to say a few words? 230 00:09:18,671 --> 00:09:19,638 Sure. 231 00:09:19,674 --> 00:09:22,909 I would like to thank my mom and my dad for always-- ah! 232 00:09:22,948 --> 00:09:24,349 With your moh osed. 233 00:09:24,385 --> 00:09:25,919 Okay. 234 00:09:25,955 --> 00:09:27,956 I would like to thank my mom and my dad 235 00:09:27,994 --> 00:09:31,096 for always encouraging me to sing with my mouth closed 236 00:09:31,134 --> 00:09:34,337 and I'd also like to thank-- thank you, Paris. 237 00:09:34,376 --> 00:09:35,110 Quite enough. 238 00:09:35,145 --> 00:09:36,379 Have a great trip back home. 239 00:09:36,415 --> 00:09:37,248 You rock. 240 00:09:37,284 --> 00:09:38,384 Take that exit right there. 241 00:09:38,419 --> 00:09:39,085 Cheerio. 242 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:41,522 You know how to get out. 243 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,428 Okay, the next video we're honoring tonight 244 00:09:43,464 --> 00:09:45,832 was sent into iCarly.com by a guy named Ivan. 245 00:09:45,871 --> 00:09:46,403 Ivan. 246 00:09:46,439 --> 00:09:49,807 Ivan can do things with his body that most guys can't do. 247 00:09:49,846 --> 00:09:54,180 Check this out. 248 00:09:54,221 --> 00:09:55,154 My name's Ivan. 249 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:56,457 I'm 13-years-old. 250 00:09:56,494 --> 00:09:59,094 This is what I got. 251 00:10:11,689 --> 00:10:13,124 Yeah. 252 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,093 Ivan that is. 253 00:10:14,128 --> 00:10:14,995 Nice hair. 254 00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:16,530 I just love him. 23 skidoo! 255 00:10:17,205 --> 00:10:21,741 And now for... Best male acrobat with lots of hair. 256 00:10:21,783 --> 00:10:27,918 The iCarly award goes to... Ivan rocks. 257 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,027 Oh yeah. 258 00:10:29,064 --> 00:10:29,963 Look at that. 259 00:10:30,032 --> 00:10:31,533 Whoa, that's amazing. 260 00:10:31,569 --> 00:10:32,336 Do you believe it. 261 00:10:32,371 --> 00:10:33,572 Oh, my God. 262 00:10:33,608 --> 00:10:34,508 I love his shoes. 263 00:10:34,543 --> 00:10:36,811 Oh, man! 264 00:10:36,850 --> 00:10:38,650 Vooshnod, hurry, give me the statuette. 265 00:10:38,687 --> 00:10:40,287 Thanks. 266 00:10:45,033 --> 00:10:46,032 You forgot the skirt. 267 00:10:46,068 --> 00:10:48,870 Umph. 268 00:10:48,908 --> 00:10:52,744 Thank you. 269 00:10:52,785 --> 00:11:00,924 Now you clearly deserve this iCarly award. 270 00:11:00,970 --> 00:11:02,970 Gibby, where's the award? 271 00:11:03,007 --> 00:11:06,676 I don't have it. 272 00:11:06,715 --> 00:11:08,115 Gibby! 273 00:11:08,151 --> 00:11:09,551 Unh! 274 00:11:09,587 --> 00:11:11,187 Augh! 275 00:11:14,497 --> 00:11:15,663 Here. 276 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:16,866 Thanks. 277 00:11:16,901 --> 00:11:18,835 Oh, this is so... Awesome video, Ivan. 278 00:11:18,872 --> 00:11:19,940 Congratulations! 279 00:11:19,975 --> 00:11:21,343 That's all I know. 280 00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:22,079 That matters right. 281 00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:23,281 We loved it. 282 00:11:23,317 --> 00:11:23,817 There you go. 283 00:11:23,852 --> 00:11:24,586 Goodbye. 284 00:11:24,621 --> 00:11:28,024 Your hair, seriously, keep it looking just like you have it now. 285 00:11:28,064 --> 00:11:31,132 Bye. 286 00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:34,205 Now, the next iCarly award is for a very unique category... 287 00:11:34,243 --> 00:11:40,045 Which we call... Take a look. 288 00:11:40,087 --> 00:11:45,458 Won't you? 289 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,468 Oh yeah, you're a good tomato. 290 00:11:47,505 --> 00:11:48,338 Stop it! 291 00:11:48,373 --> 00:11:49,606 Oh, give me some more bites of you. 292 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:50,909 Stop invading my space. 293 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,010 Give me that bite. 294 00:11:52,047 --> 00:11:53,180 Oh you taste so good. 295 00:11:53,216 --> 00:11:54,683 Oh. 296 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:59,990 Okay, guys, I found the duct tape so... Olaf! Buckminshta! Guys! 297 00:12:00,031 --> 00:12:04,801 We don't have time to stand around-- [Knocking at door] 298 00:12:04,843 --> 00:12:05,375 Hi. 299 00:12:05,411 --> 00:12:10,981 I'm the photographer for the european fun guy calendar? 300 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,255 You took my models? 301 00:12:12,292 --> 00:12:14,960 No, no, no-- zee photographer is here. 302 00:12:14,998 --> 00:12:17,466 Turn up zee music now. 303 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:20,472 [Music] 304 00:12:20,511 --> 00:12:25,615 No, no, guys, please... Look, if I could just borrow these guys 305 00:12:25,656 --> 00:12:27,090 for like 20 more minutes-- no, man. 306 00:12:27,126 --> 00:12:27,659 I'm late already. 307 00:12:27,694 --> 00:12:30,661 I gotta get 'em across the street so I can start takin' shots. 308 00:12:30,699 --> 00:12:31,499 Let's go, boys! 309 00:12:31,534 --> 00:12:36,104 No, wait, wait! Stay! 310 00:12:36,144 --> 00:12:38,212 Can we talk out in the hall for just a sec? 311 00:12:38,249 --> 00:12:39,849 Okay. 312 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,226 Oh. Oh, yeah. 313 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,364 Inga-svine du tomato. 314 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,000 Oh. 315 00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,712 Okay! 316 00:12:52,748 --> 00:12:54,781 The photographer said you guys can keep helping me 317 00:12:54,819 --> 00:12:56,653 build the statuettes for another half-hour. 318 00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:57,757 So let's get back to work! 319 00:12:57,792 --> 00:12:58,792 Yeah! 320 00:12:58,829 --> 00:13:02,295 Yeah. 321 00:13:02,335 --> 00:13:03,735 Unh. 322 00:13:03,771 --> 00:13:05,436 Fun guys. 323 00:13:05,472 --> 00:13:07,816 Argh! 324 00:13:12,337 --> 00:13:13,236 Go! 325 00:13:13,272 --> 00:13:14,204 I'm gonna bite that. 326 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,074 Your lips are leathery. 327 00:13:16,111 --> 00:13:20,480 Too bad. 328 00:13:20,521 --> 00:13:21,053 Yeah. 329 00:13:21,089 --> 00:13:21,922 How about that? 330 00:13:21,957 --> 00:13:22,690 What a turtle. 331 00:13:22,692 --> 00:13:23,792 Very cute. 332 00:13:23,827 --> 00:13:24,894 And here he is. 333 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:31,201 The winner for... Horatio, the turtle. 334 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:37,517 And his owner, mister Yamamoto. 335 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:40,661 Congratulations, Horatio. 336 00:13:40,701 --> 00:13:42,502 Of all the videos we've gotten showing a turtle 337 00:13:42,538 --> 00:13:47,242 trying to eat a small tomato, yours was the best by far. 338 00:13:47,283 --> 00:13:52,387 But since you're a turtle, you don't get to make speech, so-- 339 00:13:52,429 --> 00:13:53,228 all right then. 340 00:13:53,264 --> 00:13:54,130 Bye Horatio. 341 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:54,766 Congratulations. 342 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:59,237 Bye. 343 00:13:59,278 --> 00:14:00,312 That was a cute turtle. 344 00:14:00,347 --> 00:14:03,681 I've gone on dates with guys less cute than that turtle. 345 00:14:03,721 --> 00:14:06,454 She has. 346 00:14:06,492 --> 00:14:09,661 Well. 347 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:20,240 Anyway, at some point in every kid's life, he or she does this. 348 00:14:20,289 --> 00:14:22,256 Now we're gonna show you a video that three kids sent in 349 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:28,631 to iCarly.com these guys take this... To a whole new level. 350 00:14:28,674 --> 00:14:31,041 This'll blow you away. 351 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,047 Ohh, oh, Carly. 352 00:14:33,084 --> 00:14:37,520 Just watch. 353 00:14:37,561 --> 00:14:38,694 Hey, what's up, iCarly? 354 00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:52,142 We wanna play you a little song, and it goes like this. 355 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,230 [Music] 356 00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:59,869 And yurgin. 357 00:14:59,911 --> 00:15:04,514 And Klaus, yeah. 358 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:07,155 And vooshnod, Whoo woo. 359 00:15:13,008 --> 00:15:16,909 Olaf. 360 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:19,949 And yussle... And buckminshta. 361 00:15:30,478 --> 00:15:34,414 And that is what we call european fun guy teamwork, baby! 362 00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:36,355 Yeah! 363 00:15:36,392 --> 00:15:37,992 [Music] 364 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:44,975 Boom! 365 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:45,777 Two? 366 00:15:45,813 --> 00:15:46,713 You're gettin' faster. 367 00:15:46,748 --> 00:15:48,282 Never underestimate the power of shirtless 368 00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:51,253 european men in swimsuits. 369 00:15:51,292 --> 00:15:54,994 I never do. 370 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,701 Okay, you won't see any better bottle blowin' 371 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:57,505 than that. 372 00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:06,681 Which is why the iCarly award for... Get out here, kids. 373 00:16:06,729 --> 00:16:09,797 Come on, guys. 374 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,670 You guys blow bottles like no other. 375 00:16:11,673 --> 00:16:14,175 I applaud your bottle blowing skills. 376 00:16:14,213 --> 00:16:15,147 Yeah. 377 00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:15,848 Thanks. 378 00:16:15,884 --> 00:16:18,151 We all wrote little speeches, so should we do-- take care now! 379 00:16:18,190 --> 00:16:19,457 Thanks you guys! 380 00:16:19,492 --> 00:16:21,393 Take good care of yourself. 381 00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:22,397 Keep blowing bottles though. 382 00:16:22,432 --> 00:16:23,632 Goodbye. 383 00:16:23,668 --> 00:16:25,836 Congrats. 384 00:16:25,873 --> 00:16:29,508 And now, since I drank five sodas before we started tonight, 385 00:16:29,547 --> 00:16:30,680 I must go pee. 386 00:16:30,717 --> 00:16:32,884 Sam... you want my bladder to explode live on the Internet? 387 00:16:32,921 --> 00:16:34,721 Eww. No. 388 00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:35,224 Freddie, you're on. 389 00:16:35,259 --> 00:16:41,228 Gibby, take the camera. 390 00:16:41,272 --> 00:16:42,105 Hello. 391 00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:42,873 Half-step to the left. 392 00:16:42,908 --> 00:16:44,975 Nyeah. 393 00:16:45,013 --> 00:16:47,080 Now, everyone has hula-hooped at one time or another. 394 00:16:47,117 --> 00:16:51,252 I know I have. 395 00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:53,893 But check out this video of a boy named River... Who hula-hoops 396 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,731 just a little better than most people. 397 00:16:55,769 --> 00:17:01,705 And now we gesture broadly to the monitor... I'm River 398 00:17:01,747 --> 00:17:02,981 and I'm 7-years-old. 399 00:17:03,017 --> 00:17:07,587 ♪ The hula-hoopin' boy ♪ 400 00:17:07,628 --> 00:17:10,563 ♪ the hula-hoopin' boy ♪ 401 00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:17,240 ♪ he's a hula-hoopin' boy ♪ 402 00:17:17,285 --> 00:17:19,619 yeah! Hu-la-la! 403 00:17:19,657 --> 00:17:21,824 Hula gusto! Eh. 404 00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:32,871 Now the iCarly award for... Goes to... yeah. 405 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,353 Nice goin', River. 406 00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:35,690 Is there something you'd like to say 407 00:17:35,726 --> 00:17:36,893 to the people watching online? 408 00:17:36,929 --> 00:17:38,529 Nope. 409 00:17:41,907 --> 00:17:44,108 River had some place to go. 410 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,413 But that's cool, 'cause it's time for us to start presenting 411 00:17:46,451 --> 00:17:47,484 the next iCarly award. 412 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,253 Yes it is, Carly. 413 00:17:48,289 --> 00:17:50,823 Next-- back behind the camera, tech boy. 414 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:55,062 There's no respect. 415 00:17:55,103 --> 00:17:55,669 Okay. 416 00:17:55,704 --> 00:17:57,838 Skydiving is a pretty crazy thing to do, right? 417 00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,843 Like it was, kind of, insane when we jumped out of a plane 418 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,847 in Japan. 419 00:18:00,882 --> 00:18:03,083 But skydiving is even more challenging when you're doing it 420 00:18:03,121 --> 00:18:04,355 without a plane... Or a parachute. 421 00:18:04,391 --> 00:18:05,625 Impossible you say? 422 00:18:05,661 --> 00:18:08,664 Well, stop sayin' stuff... And take a look at this video 423 00:18:08,702 --> 00:18:11,836 sent in by two iCarly fans named, Kayla and Justin. 424 00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:15,477 This is hot, y'all. 425 00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:25,319 Hey, iCarly, we wanna show you what we can do. 426 00:18:25,368 --> 00:18:28,169 iCarly rocks! 427 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,508 Yeah! 428 00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:30,678 That was insane, wasn't it? 429 00:18:30,714 --> 00:18:32,381 I love the choreography, how they pulled it together, 430 00:18:32,418 --> 00:18:33,184 it was wonderful. 431 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:33,686 How do they do it? 432 00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:34,154 I know, I dunno. 433 00:18:34,188 --> 00:18:35,255 Who knows? 434 00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:47,765 Okay, without a doubt... The award for... come on, you guys. 435 00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:52,219 Okay, european fun guys, only two awards left to go! 436 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:55,629 Yeah! 437 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:56,268 Spencer? 438 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,304 Yes, buckminshta? 439 00:18:57,339 --> 00:18:59,840 You are sure this is okay with our photographer 440 00:18:59,878 --> 00:19:01,944 that we stay and do this? 441 00:19:01,982 --> 00:19:03,648 Oh shoosh, yeah. 442 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,684 Augh! Argh! 443 00:19:11,328 --> 00:19:14,063 Okay, this next guy has a special place in our hearts. 444 00:19:14,101 --> 00:19:16,269 If you saw the first iCarly Web show ever... 445 00:19:16,306 --> 00:19:18,407 Then you'll definitely remember this video clip. 446 00:19:18,444 --> 00:19:20,211 Play it, Fredifer. 447 00:19:20,247 --> 00:19:22,247 Playback. 448 00:19:27,163 --> 00:19:28,096 Wow! 449 00:19:28,131 --> 00:19:31,533 Yeah, all right, one of our favorite clips of all time! 450 00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:37,811 And he's back here with us tonight... To receive the award for... 451 00:19:37,854 --> 00:19:41,757 It's our friend from the very first iCarly. 452 00:19:41,797 --> 00:19:42,330 Yeah. 453 00:19:42,365 --> 00:19:43,365 Come out here milk boy. 454 00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:44,000 Squirt it out. 455 00:19:44,035 --> 00:19:45,068 Simon. 456 00:19:45,105 --> 00:19:45,804 What's up? 457 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,740 We love you, Simon. 458 00:19:46,775 --> 00:19:47,708 Thanks Simon. 459 00:19:47,744 --> 00:19:49,611 Oh, Simon. 460 00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:54,185 Okay-- we love you, Simon. 461 00:19:54,225 --> 00:20:00,062 Thanks, Simon, thanks. 462 00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:02,407 Bye bye. 463 00:20:02,444 --> 00:20:03,444 Thanks. 464 00:20:03,479 --> 00:20:04,543 All right. 465 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:05,212 Bye! 466 00:20:05,248 --> 00:20:05,880 Thanks, Simon. 467 00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:06,582 Thanks so much. 468 00:20:06,617 --> 00:20:09,617 And now... Wait one sec. 469 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:24,536 Okay, and now it's time for the final iCarly award of the night. 470 00:20:24,581 --> 00:20:28,750 But the good news is this next video clip is um... it's umm... 471 00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:29,390 Amazing? 472 00:20:29,426 --> 00:20:29,858 Disturbing? 473 00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:31,795 Amazing and disturbing. 474 00:20:31,832 --> 00:20:32,532 Take a look. 475 00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:36,203 If you dare. 476 00:20:36,243 --> 00:20:38,278 My name is Nick and they call me tongue boy. 477 00:20:38,315 --> 00:20:40,315 This is why. 478 00:21:02,203 --> 00:21:07,270 Okaaaaay... we don't understand how that's possible. 479 00:21:07,312 --> 00:21:08,912 But you saw it right here. 480 00:21:08,950 --> 00:21:10,483 Now let's bring Nick out. 481 00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:18,490 So we can present to him with the iCarly award for... 482 00:21:18,535 --> 00:21:22,071 Here's Nick, or as he's better known... Tongue boy! 483 00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:25,978 All right. 484 00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:27,452 Oh, I love your tongue. 485 00:21:27,488 --> 00:21:28,422 Your tongue is beautiful. 486 00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:30,293 You rock! 487 00:21:30,329 --> 00:21:30,895 All right. 488 00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:31,897 Show 'em, tongue boy! 489 00:21:31,934 --> 00:21:33,534 Sure. 490 00:21:38,615 --> 00:21:42,650 It's unusual. 491 00:21:42,691 --> 00:21:45,359 It's wigglin'. 492 00:21:45,396 --> 00:21:46,129 It's done! 493 00:21:46,164 --> 00:21:47,064 Here. 494 00:21:47,101 --> 00:21:47,466 Here tongue boy. 495 00:21:47,501 --> 00:21:48,667 This is for you, sir. 496 00:21:48,704 --> 00:21:50,204 Cool, thanks. 497 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,975 Don't do that. 498 00:21:53,013 --> 00:21:54,814 Okay, people, I think we're done. 499 00:21:54,850 --> 00:21:55,383 Nope. 500 00:21:55,419 --> 00:21:58,120 We still have one final iCarly award to present. 501 00:21:58,125 --> 00:21:59,525 Uh, you said 10. 502 00:21:59,561 --> 00:22:00,528 I don't have any more. 503 00:22:00,563 --> 00:22:07,803 And the iCarly award for... Goes to... Spencer! 504 00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:09,448 Yeah! 505 00:22:15,066 --> 00:22:18,335 Thank you. 506 00:22:18,374 --> 00:22:19,710 Oh, thank you. 507 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:24,518 Glorious. 508 00:22:24,559 --> 00:22:26,927 The swimsuit models are guys? 509 00:22:26,964 --> 00:22:30,633 Fun guys. 510 00:22:30,672 --> 00:22:31,973 Okay, that's really it! 511 00:22:32,009 --> 00:22:34,856 From all of us here at iCarly... 512 00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:01,893 This has been the first ever... 513 00:23:01,943 --> 00:23:06,493 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33511

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