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Attention.
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All students attending the
girls' choice dance must submit
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their medical records to nurse Bogart.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Nate.
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Oh, hi.
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So, you know, the girl's choice dance.
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Right.
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You...
Wanna go with me, possibly?
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[Gasps]
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Ah...
Did I just spit in your eye?
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It's cool.
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No, it's not cool.
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I spit in your eye.
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No worries.
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But anyway, sorry, Rebecca Berkowitz
already asked me to the dance.
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Oh.
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I hear she's a lotta fun.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, enjoy her.
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Did you ask him?
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Yes.
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And?
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No.
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Why'd he say no?
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Well, he claims it's 'cause he
already has a date, but it might be
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'cause I hocked a loogie
right in his eye.
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You...Why would you
even-- I don't know.
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It just flew off my lip.
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Well, who ya gonna ask now?
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No one.
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There's no other guys in this
school I wanna go out with.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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And speakin' of guys Carly
doesn't wanna go out with...
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Fredamame Benson.
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Girls who are rude to me
don't get a bag of bacon.
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Whoa, Freddie, I never
realized what a hot, handsome
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hunk a boy you really are.
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Better.
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So what's up?
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Carly spit in Nate's eye, so he doesn't
wanna go to the dance with her.
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Huh?
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He turned me down 'cause
he already has a date.
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So you didn't spit in his eye?
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No I did, my DNA's
all over his cornea.
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And why are we all focused on me?
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Sam doesn't have a date yet either.
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Yeah, 'cause girl's
choice dances are stupid.
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If a guy wants a date with momma,
he should ask me and pay for it.
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Or he can just give me the
money and stay out of my life.
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Wow.
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Well, there's no guys at this
school that don't make me sick.
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This is good bacon.
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Any desperate girls ask you yet?
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Actually, two, Jamie and Ariana.
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So which one are you goin' with?
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I haven't given either
one an answer yet.
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In case someone else wants to ask me?
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Nooo.
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Yeeaaah.
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Hi, Freddie.
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Hmmm.
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Hi Malika.
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You guys know Malika.
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Uh-huh.
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Hi, Malika.
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Who wants to see a magic trick?
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Later.
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Bye, Malika.
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Um, I should really get to--
a blank piece of paper!
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I wad.
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Look, I really-- I toss.
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Whoa.
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That's pretty good.
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Feel inside your pocket.
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Un-wad.
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Will you go to the dance with me?
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Will ya?
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Um, a couple other girls already
asked me, and I'm not sure yet
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who I'm gonna-- well think about
choosing me if you wanna have
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a magical night.
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Gibby?
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How did you...
I have--I have no idea.
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Whose banana is this?
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In 5, 4, 3, 2...
[music]
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♪ I know, you see ♪
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♪ somehow the world ♪
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♪ will change for me ♪
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♪ and be so wonderful ♪
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♪ live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow ♪
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♪ we're gonna get there ♪
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♪ and feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ it's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you ♪
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♪ just how I feel ♪
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♪ so wake up the members ♪
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♪ of my nation ♪
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♪ it's your time to be ♪
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♪ there's no chance ♪
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♪ unless you take one ♪
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♪ and the time to see ♪
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♪ the brighter side ♪
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♪ of every situation ♪
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♪ some things are meant to be ♪
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♪ so give it your best ♪
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♪ and leave the rest to me ♪
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[music]
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I'm home.
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Hey!
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Come check out the new
sculpture I'm workin' on.
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Cool.
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What is it?
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I don't know yet!
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It's either gonna be a bunny
or an abstract representation
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of the over-mechanization
of modern society.
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I like bunnies.
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Then I'll need some cotton balls.
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So how was school?
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Okay.
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Except Nate garner turned me down
for the girl's choice dance.
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Yeah, I heard you spit in his eye.
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How do you know that?
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I follow iCarly.
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Sam tweeted it?
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Uh-huh.
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Aww!
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I can't believe she told the entire
world that I spit... [phone ringing]
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Just a sec.
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Squat thrusts squat thrusts.
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[Music]
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What are you doing?
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Squattin' and thrustin'.
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I got a new application
for my pear phone.
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See, doctors say you should
get at least thirty minutes
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of aerobic exercise every day.
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And done.
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Oh.
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You're done?
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For now.
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But you just said thirty minutes.
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That's what's so cool
about this application.
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It beeps 180 times a day and every
time it does, I do 10 seconds
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of vigorous exercise so that by the
end of the day, I'll have done
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a full thirty-minute workout.
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Uh-huh.
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Can't you just join a gym?
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I can't go to a gym a hundred
and eighty times a day.
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Stupid.
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[Knock on door]
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It's me.
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Don't shoot.
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Hey Sam.
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You're in trouble.
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Who has urine trouble?
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No, you tweeted about me
spitting in Nate's eye.
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It was a totally tweet-worthy event.
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Maybe, but I'd appreciate it if you
didn't tweet about my personal spit.
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Aw, you're just crotchety 'cause you
don't have a date for girl's choice.
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Which gives me the
right to be crotchety.
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Well buck up, 'cause I got a way to
find an awesome guy for you to ask.
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Oh really?
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We do a contest on iCarly.
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We say you're looking for a
cute guy in the Seattle area
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to ask to the dance.
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Interested boys, please apply.
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No, that'd make me sound despere.
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Aren't ya?
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Yes.
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But I don't wanna sound it.
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Come on, you know, how many guys
will wanna take you to the dance--
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I'm not using iCarly to beg for boys.
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I'd rather be alone and crotchety.
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Crotchety, it's funny
'cause it sounds wrong.
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Me!
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Pardon me, father.
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Aah.
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Can't you see I'm knitting
myself a pair of trousers?
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But we're ever so hungry.
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You haven't fed us a bite of
food since last tyoosday.
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I think it was myun-day.
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Oh, oh.
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You want food?
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Very well.
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Hyah!
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Father, these are push pins.
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They're colorful and pointy.
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You ungrateful nuggets!
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Now floss my toes.
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No! Augh!
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Ha, ha, ha, ha! Father.
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Floss them.
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I think I might vomit.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Okay, that's all for this iCarly.
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Actually, no it's not.
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What are you-- I wanna
do somethin' real quick.
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Before we end this show, Carly
is gonna sit in this chair.
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For the record, I have no
idea what she's doing.
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Just sit tight.
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Freddie?
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I don't know.
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And now...Duct tape.
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What what, no, no, whoa, whoa,
whoa, don't-- oh, just relaaaax.
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Listen up iCarly fans.
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If you're a guy who's not a loser and
you live here in the Seattle area,
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and you'd like to go to a dance with Carly...
[screaming]
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Just send us an e-mail right here at iCarly.
Com mmmnnn! Mnnnn!
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Come on!
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Who wouldn't wanna go out with this?
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Sam, come here!
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You're gonna get it!
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Oh am I?
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Yes.
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I can't believe you did that.
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How could you do that to me?
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I was trying to help you.
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I told you I didn't wanna
use iCarly to beg for boys!
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You went too far this time!
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Stop running from me.
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Why am I running from you?
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Okay, you caught me.
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Now what?
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There!
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Feel better?
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No! I can't believe you
embarrassed me like that
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in front of the whole Web.
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Well if you didn't want me to do it,
then why didn't you say something?
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You duct-taped my mouth shut.
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Come on, you might meet a
really cool, cute guy.
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Or a psychopath with a chain-saw.
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I have grocery items.
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You need a hand with the bags?
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Nah, I got 'em.
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And I hope you guys are hungry
'cause I bought-- [Phone rings]
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Ah, take 'em, take 'em,
take 'em, take 'em!
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Wait, wait, no I'm not
really ready-- oh, no.
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V-steps.
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V-steps!
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[Music]
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You're droppin' stuff.
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Oh, whew, ooohhh.
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And done.
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Whew!
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I was feeling pretty whipped
there at the seven second mark,
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but I powered through.
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I'll put the groceries away.
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I'm gonna go throw fat
cakes at joggers.
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Noooo, you're not.
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They're low-fat fat cakes.
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If I'm gonna go to the dance
with some iCarly contest winner,
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then you're asking Gibby to go.
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Come on, Gibby's so sweet.
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Well, then maybe some other
insane chick already asked him.
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No, he told Freddie he's
not going and I feel bad.
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So then why don't you ask him?
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Well, I was thinking about it
till you went and committed me
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to going with some
random iCarly fan-dude.
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But I really don't wanna go.
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C'mon just please ask Gibby.
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Please?
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All right.
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[Phone ringing]
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Awww! Already?
267
00:10:35,483 --> 00:10:36,316
Windmills.
268
00:10:36,352 --> 00:10:37,251
Windmills.
269
00:10:37,287 --> 00:10:37,853
[Music]
270
00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:39,488
Aww!
271
00:11:01,612 --> 00:11:03,312
I'm so bummed.
272
00:11:03,350 --> 00:11:05,251
What's wrong?
273
00:11:05,288 --> 00:11:08,257
Besides this.
274
00:11:08,295 --> 00:11:10,630
I'm not in the mood, puckett.
275
00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:11,934
I waited too long.
276
00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:14,505
Jamie and Ariana both already
asked other guys to the dance,
277
00:11:14,544 --> 00:11:20,615
so I had to say yes to magic Malika.
278
00:11:20,658 --> 00:11:24,527
Uh, don't you have something to do?
279
00:11:24,568 --> 00:11:27,102
You promised Carly you'd ask him.
280
00:11:27,141 --> 00:11:30,944
Hurry along.
281
00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:31,549
Gibby!
282
00:11:31,585 --> 00:11:32,751
Hmm.
283
00:11:32,788 --> 00:11:35,189
I wanna talk to you.
284
00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:36,927
What's up?
285
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:40,900
How would you like to go to the
girl's choice dance with me?
286
00:11:40,940 --> 00:11:42,940
Nah, I'm good.
287
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:50,293
What do you mean, you're good?
288
00:11:50,329 --> 00:11:51,796
Who asked you to the dance?
289
00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:55,436
Nobody.
290
00:11:55,476 --> 00:11:57,176
Nobody...
Aahhhh!
291
00:11:57,213 --> 00:12:00,081
Nobody asked you and you
just turned me down?!
292
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,821
Please don't break my thumbs again.
293
00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:03,760
What are you doing?
294
00:12:03,795 --> 00:12:07,298
I was tryin' to do this boy
a favor and he-- nooo.
295
00:12:07,337 --> 00:12:08,537
Aw, see what you did?
296
00:12:08,574 --> 00:12:10,141
He got away.
297
00:12:10,177 --> 00:12:11,010
What happened?
298
00:12:11,047 --> 00:12:15,350
I asked him to the stupid dance
and he said, "nah, I'm good."
299
00:12:15,390 --> 00:12:16,624
Did somebody else already ask him?
300
00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:20,463
No.
301
00:12:20,502 --> 00:12:21,169
Not laughing.
302
00:12:21,204 --> 00:12:23,405
I'm not laughing.
303
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,743
Whatever.
304
00:12:24,779 --> 00:12:25,512
I'm goin' home.
305
00:12:25,548 --> 00:12:26,948
Oh, no you're not.
306
00:12:26,985 --> 00:12:29,353
You're coming with us to the groovy
smoothie to interview all the guys
307
00:12:29,391 --> 00:12:32,059
who entered your little
take-Carly-to-the-dance contest.
308
00:12:32,097 --> 00:12:34,398
Oh, can't you and Carly and
Spencer just handle it?
309
00:12:34,436 --> 00:12:35,370
It was your idea.
310
00:12:35,405 --> 00:12:35,971
So?
311
00:12:36,007 --> 00:12:36,706
You don't need my help.
312
00:12:36,742 --> 00:12:42,413
How many guys do you
think are gonna show up?
313
00:12:42,455 --> 00:12:44,455
752 guys?
314
00:13:01,177 --> 00:13:03,011
Hey! So ya see one ya like?
315
00:13:03,047 --> 00:13:03,714
I don't know!
316
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:08,052
It's like one big giant sea of boy.
317
00:13:08,093 --> 00:13:09,193
Okay, I gotta plan.
318
00:13:09,229 --> 00:13:09,796
What?
319
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:10,430
Speed-dating.
320
00:13:10,466 --> 00:13:10,965
Speed-dating?
321
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,668
Yeah, we set up one long line
that leads to you, and then,
322
00:13:13,706 --> 00:13:15,641
each guy gets 15 seconds
to impress you.
323
00:13:15,678 --> 00:13:17,879
How can I get to know
someone in 15 seconds?
324
00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:23,388
Come on, six of my mom's best
relationships started in fifteen seconds.
325
00:13:23,430 --> 00:13:26,232
Uh, even at fifteen seconds apiece,
it's still gonna take Carly
326
00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:28,138
hours to meet this many guys.
327
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,709
Okay, so we set up four tables.
328
00:13:29,745 --> 00:13:31,179
Me, you, Carly, and Fredlumps.
329
00:13:31,216 --> 00:13:33,317
The three of us pass the
decent ones on to Carly,
330
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,922
and we eliminate the freaks.
331
00:13:35,961 --> 00:13:36,627
We ready?
332
00:13:36,662 --> 00:13:37,662
I guess.
333
00:13:37,698 --> 00:13:39,065
[Whistle]
334
00:13:39,101 --> 00:13:43,538
Begin!
335
00:13:43,579 --> 00:13:44,813
Hi, I'm Rick.
336
00:13:44,848 --> 00:13:48,017
Hey, I'm Carly, and listen,
I'm really sorry about this.
337
00:13:48,056 --> 00:13:50,424
I had no idea that Sam was
gonna even have this contest
338
00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:53,597
and then I thought, you know, maybe
10 or 15 guys would show up here.
339
00:13:53,637 --> 00:13:56,605
I had no idea there'd be this
many, and I know it's not fair
340
00:13:56,644 --> 00:13:58,978
to only give you 15 seconds,
but just do your best
341
00:13:59,016 --> 00:14:00,416
and we'll see how it goes.
342
00:14:00,452 --> 00:14:01,486
Okay, well-- [Beeper]
343
00:14:01,522 --> 00:14:03,323
Whoops sorry, time's up.
344
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,762
Next!
345
00:14:05,799 --> 00:14:06,532
Hi, I'm Clark.
346
00:14:06,567 --> 00:14:07,668
Nice to meet you, Clark.
347
00:14:07,704 --> 00:14:09,805
So you'd like to take
Carly to the dance?
348
00:14:09,842 --> 00:14:11,777
Um, I'd rather just make out with her.
349
00:14:11,813 --> 00:14:13,647
Next!
350
00:14:13,685 --> 00:14:16,019
I'm Kevin.
351
00:14:16,057 --> 00:14:16,756
Freddie.
352
00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:18,226
So tell me about you, Kevin.
353
00:14:18,263 --> 00:14:20,631
Well, I collect fishing lures.
354
00:14:20,668 --> 00:14:24,438
My bedtime is 9:30 and girls
usually don't like me
355
00:14:24,477 --> 00:14:27,746
because I have an odd odor.
356
00:14:27,785 --> 00:14:31,254
You know, I think you might
be perfect for Carly.
357
00:14:31,294 --> 00:14:32,928
Next.
358
00:14:32,964 --> 00:14:35,032
And believe me, I never
wanted to ask Gibby out,
359
00:14:35,069 --> 00:14:36,503
but Carly guilted me into it.
360
00:14:36,539 --> 00:14:39,074
So I ask the kid and he turns me down.
361
00:14:39,113 --> 00:14:40,446
Gibby turns me down.
362
00:14:40,483 --> 00:14:42,517
Like I'm not good enough
for that shirtless potato!
363
00:14:42,554 --> 00:14:43,454
[Beeper]
364
00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:44,189
Sorry, you bored me.
365
00:14:44,225 --> 00:14:47,127
Leave.
366
00:14:47,165 --> 00:14:48,399
Just buy a bell pepper.
367
00:14:48,435 --> 00:14:49,201
No!
368
00:14:49,237 --> 00:14:49,903
Four fifty.
369
00:14:49,938 --> 00:14:54,142
T-bo!
370
00:14:54,182 --> 00:14:55,649
You're a male model?
371
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:58,522
Well, I was, but I quit modeling
'cause now I'm a lead singer
372
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,462
in this really cool band, and we--
Carly would hate you but no--
373
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,969
get out of here!
374
00:15:05,009 --> 00:15:06,042
Wow, so you're an artist?
375
00:15:06,078 --> 00:15:07,878
'Cause I'm-- [Phone ringing]
376
00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:09,483
I have to exercise now.
377
00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:10,553
Hip swivel.
378
00:15:10,589 --> 00:15:10,922
Hip swivel!
379
00:15:10,956 --> 00:15:12,556
[Music]
380
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,115
You taught your grandmother
how to ice skate?
381
00:15:23,152 --> 00:15:24,619
Yeah, don't laugh.
382
00:15:24,655 --> 00:15:25,489
Well, I'm laughing.
383
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,227
'Cause I'm trying to imagine my
grandfather, like wearing ice skates--
384
00:15:28,265 --> 00:15:28,865
you should have seen her.
385
00:15:28,899 --> 00:15:30,233
I swear she was goin'
faster than I was.
386
00:15:30,269 --> 00:15:30,869
No way!
387
00:15:30,904 --> 00:15:33,005
How can an old lady go-- I even
taught her how to skate backwards,
388
00:15:33,042 --> 00:15:35,244
which was totally [Beeper]
389
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,949
I--I think my 15 seconds are up.
390
00:15:36,986 --> 00:15:38,753
Oh.
391
00:15:38,789 --> 00:15:40,524
Whoops. No they're not.
392
00:15:40,561 --> 00:15:42,561
Keep talkin'.
393
00:15:56,934 --> 00:15:57,934
Hey.
394
00:15:57,970 --> 00:15:58,903
Whoa.
395
00:15:58,939 --> 00:16:00,105
Does this look cute?
396
00:16:00,142 --> 00:16:03,778
Yeah, maybe a little too cute.
397
00:16:03,817 --> 00:16:05,284
What do you mean?
398
00:16:05,321 --> 00:16:05,853
Come here.
399
00:16:05,889 --> 00:16:06,722
We need to talk.
400
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:07,624
What about?
401
00:16:07,659 --> 00:16:15,132
Well, okay, you're going to a dance
tonight, you know, with a new guy.
402
00:16:15,178 --> 00:16:15,877
Mm-hmm.
403
00:16:15,913 --> 00:16:19,716
So I just think it's time you
and I had a little talk about--
404
00:16:19,755 --> 00:16:20,888
I'm not having this conversation.
405
00:16:20,925 --> 00:16:22,259
Thank you so much!
406
00:16:22,295 --> 00:16:23,495
[Knock on door]
407
00:16:23,531 --> 00:16:29,970
Oh, Austin's here.
408
00:16:30,014 --> 00:16:30,847
Hey, Austin.
409
00:16:30,882 --> 00:16:31,715
Hey.
410
00:16:31,751 --> 00:16:32,851
Whoa, you look great.
411
00:16:32,887 --> 00:16:34,454
I was just gonna say that to you.
412
00:16:34,491 --> 00:16:36,925
Okay, okay, we're all
super-attractive here.
413
00:16:36,964 --> 00:16:38,331
So how about a couple of pics?
414
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:38,967
Okay.
415
00:16:39,002 --> 00:16:44,240
No problem.
416
00:16:44,281 --> 00:16:46,749
1 2 3...
Awesome.
417
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,221
Hey, is that a GX-250?
418
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,392
Yep, 16 megapixels.
419
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:52,964
My dad sent it to him from Japan while
he was there-- my brother's got
420
00:16:53,002 --> 00:16:53,935
a Dykon super-shot.
421
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:54,971
Niiice.
422
00:16:55,007 --> 00:16:58,743
You know, I think Freddie has a Dykon--
hey, we should get to the dance.
423
00:16:58,783 --> 00:16:59,850
Oh.
424
00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:00,785
Well, okay.
425
00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:01,587
You guys have fun.
426
00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:02,190
We will.
427
00:17:02,224 --> 00:17:04,258
And don't worry, I'll be back before--
I'll have her back by midnight.
428
00:17:04,296 --> 00:17:05,896
You better.
429
00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:08,102
Don't forget your purse.
430
00:17:08,139 --> 00:17:09,005
Get out of here.
431
00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:09,874
Bye.
432
00:17:09,909 --> 00:17:10,609
Bye.
433
00:17:10,644 --> 00:17:11,611
You crazy kids.
434
00:17:11,647 --> 00:17:16,051
Chow.
435
00:17:16,091 --> 00:17:19,093
[Phone ringing]
436
00:17:19,132 --> 00:17:20,098
Sit-ups.
437
00:17:20,135 --> 00:17:20,734
[Music]
438
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:22,370
Aw!
439
00:17:27,619 --> 00:17:29,619
And done.
440
00:17:41,386 --> 00:17:42,786
[Knock on door]
441
00:17:42,823 --> 00:17:43,789
Who is it?
442
00:17:43,825 --> 00:17:45,292
It's me.
443
00:17:45,328 --> 00:17:50,566
Open the door, Gibby.
444
00:17:50,608 --> 00:17:51,408
Hey Sam.
445
00:17:51,443 --> 00:17:53,377
Nice dress.
446
00:17:53,415 --> 00:17:54,849
Thanks.
447
00:17:54,885 --> 00:17:55,985
What-up with your hair?
448
00:17:56,021 --> 00:17:57,121
Oh.
449
00:17:57,157 --> 00:17:58,991
I used a leave-in conditioner.
450
00:17:59,028 --> 00:18:01,830
They have that now.
451
00:18:01,869 --> 00:18:04,604
I know.
452
00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:06,376
So whatcha doin' here?
453
00:18:06,412 --> 00:18:10,182
Well, I decided you are
taking me to the dance.
454
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,256
Come on, let's go.
455
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:16,228
But I told you I don't wanna go.
456
00:18:16,270 --> 00:18:21,307
Listen, I know I can be a little
intimidating, but you don't have to be
457
00:18:21,348 --> 00:18:22,415
scared of me, all right?
458
00:18:22,451 --> 00:18:25,720
But-- come on, you don't wanna sit
home by yourself and be a loser.
459
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:26,526
Don't you wanna go out?
460
00:18:26,562 --> 00:18:27,795
Have a little fun?
461
00:18:27,831 --> 00:18:30,767
Look, I really appreciate you comin'
over here and-- how long are you
462
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:34,107
gonna keep me waiting?
463
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,747
Who's she?
464
00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:39,387
Who's you?
465
00:18:39,426 --> 00:18:40,292
It's cool.
466
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,294
She's just a friend.
467
00:18:41,331 --> 00:18:44,733
Give me two seconds.
468
00:18:44,771 --> 00:18:48,941
Okay.
469
00:18:48,982 --> 00:18:50,449
Who was that?
470
00:18:50,486 --> 00:18:51,353
Tasha.
471
00:18:51,388 --> 00:18:55,458
And you're on a date with her?
472
00:18:55,498 --> 00:18:57,099
Yeah.
473
00:18:57,135 --> 00:19:01,639
Well, what's wrong with her?
474
00:19:01,679 --> 00:19:02,946
Nothin'.
475
00:19:02,982 --> 00:19:07,085
Nothing at all.
476
00:19:07,126 --> 00:19:09,594
So why didn't you take
tasha to the dance?
477
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:14,403
'Cause it's girl's choice and
she doesn't go to our school.
478
00:19:14,443 --> 00:19:15,743
Gibby, come on.
479
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,081
Your mom just brought us
strawberries and whipped cream.
480
00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:19,719
Later.
481
00:19:36,196 --> 00:19:37,830
Mmm, good fries.
482
00:19:37,867 --> 00:19:38,767
I know.
483
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:39,669
Crinkle cut are the best.
484
00:19:39,704 --> 00:19:44,508
One time Spencer took me to this
rest-- anybody into soccer?
485
00:19:44,549 --> 00:19:45,349
Soccer?
486
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:47,252
Yeah, this olympic soccer
player from Nigeria
487
00:19:47,289 --> 00:19:49,257
just moved in across the
street from my house.
488
00:19:49,294 --> 00:19:53,397
Pretty awesome.
489
00:19:53,438 --> 00:19:54,338
Yeah.
490
00:19:54,373 --> 00:19:57,108
Freddie, drink your smoothie.
491
00:19:57,147 --> 00:20:00,716
Okay.
492
00:20:00,755 --> 00:20:04,591
That's weird.
493
00:20:04,631 --> 00:20:06,932
The power of magic!
494
00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:09,038
It singed my hair.
495
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,177
Yeah, I mean, that was a pretty
cool trick, but don't you think
496
00:20:11,214 --> 00:20:12,581
it's a little dangerous--
one time my parents took me
497
00:20:12,617 --> 00:20:19,723
and my brother camping,
and we saw bears.
498
00:20:19,734 --> 00:20:21,435
Did you?
499
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:24,207
Hey, wasn't my phone on
the table a minute ago?
500
00:20:24,245 --> 00:20:26,479
Yeah, you set it down right
after-- four bears.
501
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:27,550
Big old paws.
502
00:20:27,587 --> 00:20:32,290
Grrrr!
503
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:40,839
I know I put it right here-- would
that be your phone, up there?
504
00:20:40,886 --> 00:20:43,120
Please put it down.
505
00:20:43,157 --> 00:20:47,561
As you wish.
506
00:20:47,601 --> 00:20:50,703
Well, that hurt.
507
00:20:50,743 --> 00:20:53,111
Oh my God, it's already
past my curfew.
508
00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:53,881
All right, no worries.
509
00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:55,384
I'll call my mom and
have her pick us up.
510
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,420
I can have you home by-- Freddie.
511
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,156
Yeah?
512
00:20:57,191 --> 00:20:59,191
She's gone.
513
00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:08,146
Best trick of the night.
514
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,052
She really is an amazing magician.
515
00:21:10,089 --> 00:21:12,357
Like, back at the dance, how did
she-- one time I was watching
516
00:21:12,394 --> 00:21:13,995
this reality show with celebrities.
517
00:21:14,032 --> 00:21:20,171
They had to do stuff under water.
518
00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:24,083
So as I was saying...
I wonder-- you guys ever been to Fresno?
519
00:21:24,123 --> 00:21:25,323
Shut up!
520
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:25,926
What?
521
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,995
I was just-- shut up,
shut up, shut up!
522
00:21:28,032 --> 00:21:28,665
What's your deal?
523
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:31,035
My deal is that you haven't let
me finish one sentence all night
524
00:21:31,073 --> 00:21:32,474
and I can't take it anymore!
525
00:21:32,510 --> 00:21:34,478
It's like you won't even let
me-- what are you trying to say?
526
00:21:34,515 --> 00:21:41,588
Get out of here!
527
00:21:41,632 --> 00:21:44,300
And then there were two.
528
00:21:44,338 --> 00:21:45,571
Yep.
529
00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:46,841
Just us.
530
00:21:46,878 --> 00:21:50,580
Thank God.
531
00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:52,387
Not a very fun dance, was it?
532
00:21:52,425 --> 00:21:53,858
Nope.
533
00:21:53,895 --> 00:22:00,133
♪ My heart is calmer right now ♪
534
00:22:00,177 --> 00:22:01,710
♪ it opened up ♪
535
00:22:01,747 --> 00:22:03,114
♪ a whole new world ♪
536
00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:04,184
what?
537
00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:07,622
Don't you think we both deserve one
nice dance tonight, with a person
538
00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:10,296
we don't wanna kill?
539
00:22:10,334 --> 00:22:13,136
Absolutely.
540
00:22:13,174 --> 00:22:14,875
Hey t-bo.
541
00:22:14,912 --> 00:22:17,512
Turn up the music?
542
00:22:25,370 --> 00:22:27,605
♪ But then when I touch you ♪
543
00:22:27,643 --> 00:22:32,280
♪ and I disappear ♪
544
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,688
♪ safe in your arms ♪
545
00:22:34,727 --> 00:22:39,264
♪ you take me ♪
546
00:22:39,304 --> 00:22:41,872
♪ and if you feel my love ♪
547
00:22:41,911 --> 00:22:46,714
♪ just let it show ♪
548
00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:49,057
♪ and if you want my heart ♪
549
00:22:49,094 --> 00:22:53,431
♪ just let me know ♪
550
00:22:53,481 --> 00:22:58,031
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