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Look at it.
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Cute little choo-choo.
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Go little choo-choo train.
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Woo-woo. Woo-woo.
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And here comes the big rock.
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And that proves once again...
...That big rock
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beats choo-choo train.
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Hard to beat the big rock.
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It really is.
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Okay. Next on iCarly... ...
We're gonna show you
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a fun little video that we
shot at school yesterday.
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Oh, great.
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I call this video, gullible Freddie.
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Check this out.
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Hey.
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Why aren't you guys
dressed like clowns?
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What do you mean?
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I got an email from school
saying that today was clown day.
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Didn't you guys get...
[laughter]
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...You guys sent me that email.
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She made me.
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Wait, is this on camera?
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Gibby, come here.
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No. Get away from me.
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No.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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So funny.
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Freddie Benson, people-- the
most gullible boy in America.
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I'm usually not gullible.
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Dude, you're the easiest
person to trick, ever.
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Untrue.
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All right.
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I just wanna say, I feel really
bad about tricking Freddie,
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which is why I'm giving him
this $100 gift certificate
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to the cheesecake warehouse.
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Seriously?
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Nope. It's just lettuce.
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Gotcha.
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She made me do it.
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Uh-huh.
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In 5, 4, 3, 2...
[music]
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will change for me
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and be so wonderful
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live life, breathe air
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I know somehow
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we're gonna get there
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and feel so wonderful
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it's all for real
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I'm telling you
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just how I feel
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so wake up the members
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of my nation
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it's your time to be
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there's no chance
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unless you take one
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and it's time to see
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the brighter side
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of every situation
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some things are meant to be
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so give your best
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and leave the rest to me
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leave it all to me
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(Leave it all to me)
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leave it all to me
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just leave it all to me
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[music]
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You're making too big
a deal outta this.
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You don't understand.
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I totally understand.
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Can I come stay at your house?
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Sam, it's not that big of a deal.
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What were you guys talking about?
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Uh...Nothin'...Just...
...The middle east.
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Lot of tension there.
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Tough situation.
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Come on, what were you
guys talking about?
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Can't you just tell him?
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No.
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He's gonna find out some time.
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Okay, fine, whatever.
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My sister's comin' home for a few days
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and I'm peeved off about it, okay?
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It's just three days.
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You can deal with it.
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Okay, wait a minute.
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Sam's sister?
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Yeah, Melanie.
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You don't have a sister.
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Yes, she does.
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Well, then how come I've
never heard of her?
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'Cause Sam hates to talk about her.
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She goes to a fancy boarding
school, on a scholarship,
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she gets perfect grades,
never gets in trouble,
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always has clean hair.
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She makes me sick.
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Oh, come on, she's sweet.
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Oh, will you guys just stop it?
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What?
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What do you mean?
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I'm not that gullible.
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I know Sam doesn't have a sister.
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Yeah I do.
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I've been to your house.
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How come I've never seen a
picture of this sister?
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You have.
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You just didn't know it was
Melanie 'cause we look identical.
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They're twins.
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Oh, twins.
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Twins.
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Right.
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You know, I have an
uncle who's an avocado.
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Yeah, we call him uncle green mush.
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We're telling you the truth.
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I ain't fallin' for it.
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Who cares what he thinks?
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Let's go.
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People care what I think.
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No, they don't.
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Yes, sir.
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[Music]
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Look who's back, me.
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How was the market?
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Cool. Your pork roast.
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Um, I asked for an orange.
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You didn't say pork roast?
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No.
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Who was I talking to?
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What kinda homework you doin'?
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I'm not.
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I'm tutoring a kid who
lives in our building.
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Oh, that's so nice of you.
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Well, his dad is paying me.
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Good, 'cause you owe me 24
bucks for the pork roast.
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Stop. Stop it.
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Hey.
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The soap in your
bathroom smells awesome.
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Him? You're tutoring him?
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Yeah, that's Chuck.
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I know that's Chuck.
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Chuck is evil.
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Spencer.
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He's my arch-nemesis.
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Once, he tried to hit me
with a racquetball racquet,
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and then he tried to smack me
around, and then another time
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he locked me in the
basement and squirted me
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with a suspicious liquid.
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Suspicious liquid?
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I never did that stuff.
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Just back up.
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What's the matter with you?
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You've let my enemy
penetrate my inner sanctum.
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He's a nice kid.
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No.
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He's gonna do bad things to me.
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You need to go take a
hot bath or something.
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Bath?
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Sorry, Chuck.
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Where were we?
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Nine hundred divided by 12.
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Right, and the answer is...
Seventy-five?
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Perfect.
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Yay, I'm learning.
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Okay, let's check out your
homework assignment for tomorrow.
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Carly.
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What?
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[Music]
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The male elephant offers the
female elephant a peanut.
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What are we watching?
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Elephant love.
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[Knocking]
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Hey. Can I borrow a scissors?
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Don't you have a scissors?
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No.
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My mom says they're too dangerous
to keep around the house.
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We've got a scissors
in the kitchen drawer.
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Can you handle 'em?
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I think I can.
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Come with me.
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[Buzzer]
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Yeah?
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Carly, it's Melanie.
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Oh hey, Melanie, come on up.
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That Sam's sister?
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Oh come on.
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They got you in on it, too?
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In on what?
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Guys, I'm not fallin' for it.
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I know Sam doesn't have a twin sister.
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She does too.
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No, she-- is that a new necklace?
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Yeah, you like it?
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Can you return it?
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No.
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It's nice.
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Hi.
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Hey, Melanie.
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Oh, gimme a break.
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Wow, I don't think I've seen
you since the seventh grade.
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I know.
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Hi, Spencer.
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Hey kid.
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Okay, this is the
stupidest thing ever.
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Oh my gosh, you're Freddie.
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I recognize you from iCarly.
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Oh, shut up.
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Huh? I'm confused.
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Really? Sam?
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He thinks Sam's messin' with him
about having a twin sister.
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Oh. I don't blame you.
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It is the kinda thing Sam would do.
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You know, one time she tried
to convince me I was adopted?
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Uh-huh.
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And isn't it convenient that
Sam isn't here right now?
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She should be here.
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It's almost eight.
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Well, let's just go.
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I'll text Sam and have her
meet us at the movie.
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Perfect.
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Wonderful. Bravo.
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Very believable performance,
Carly and Sam.
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Freddie, I'm really Melanie.
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Duh-huh.
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Later.
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Nice meeting you.
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Uh, okay.
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How can they think I'm that gullible?
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Clown day?
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That email looked really real.
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Don't feel bad.
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When I was a kid at sleep-away
camp, my friends tricked me
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into thinking it was naked day.
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You ever play dodgeball naked?
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No.
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Don't ever do it.
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I won't... ...
'Cause-- I get it.
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Yeah.
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[Music]
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Hey, dish rag.
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Impressive.
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What, you changed your clothes
and hair in the lobby,
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then took the main
elevator back up here?
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What are you yappin' on about now?
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[Phone chimes]
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Wait.
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Ah, I gotta go meet Carly and
Melanie at the Omniplex.
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Okay. Well, you better hurry.
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You don't wanna keep yourself waiting.
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Oh.
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Freddie.
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They're just scissors.
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[Music]
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[Yawns]
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Chuck.
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Hello.
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Ah!
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All right, you little gremlin.
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You are in major trouble for this.
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Carly!
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Oh, why did I taste it?
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[Music]
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Hey.
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Oh, hi.
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Fred-a-cheenie.
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So, are you Sam right now or Melanie?
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I don't know, does this hurt?
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Yeah, it hurt.
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Then I'm Sam.
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I thought you had detention today.
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I do.
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She snuck out.
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Won't miss Briggs know you ditched?
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Nah, she only comes for
the first five minutes,
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then she leaves to go make
out with mister Howard
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in the teachers' lounge.
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Oh, people over 30 really
should not make out.
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No.
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That's wrong.
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Whose smoothie?
279
00:10:51,964 --> 00:10:53,331
Melanie's.
280
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:53,968
Oh.
281
00:10:54,038 --> 00:10:56,539
So this is Melanie's smoothie?
282
00:10:56,613 --> 00:10:59,815
Then where is mythical Melanie?
283
00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:01,190
In the bathroom.
284
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,329
Even twins have to go sometimes.
285
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,900
Yeah, what's up?
286
00:11:06,972 --> 00:11:09,907
Well, then maybe I'll just wait
here till Melanie comes out
287
00:11:09,982 --> 00:11:11,382
of the bathroom.
288
00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:12,253
Aw, man.
289
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:12,856
What's wrong?
290
00:11:12,924 --> 00:11:15,226
Briggs came back to detention
and saw I ditched.
291
00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:17,200
Uh, just tell her I had to puke.
292
00:11:17,272 --> 00:11:18,672
I'll be back there in five minutes.
293
00:11:18,743 --> 00:11:20,477
Don't you have to wait for Melanie?
294
00:11:20,550 --> 00:11:22,117
Tell her I'll meet her later at home.
295
00:11:22,188 --> 00:11:23,922
Wait, you didn't pay
for your smoothie.
296
00:11:23,994 --> 00:11:26,028
I didn't finish it.
297
00:11:26,101 --> 00:11:28,402
She did finish it.
298
00:11:28,475 --> 00:11:30,376
Would the gentleman care for a pickle?
299
00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:32,082
Uh, no, I don't want a pickle.
300
00:11:32,154 --> 00:11:34,923
Why? You afraid of pickles?
301
00:11:34,996 --> 00:11:38,299
Scared to take a walk on
the pickle side of town?
302
00:11:38,374 --> 00:11:39,074
No.
303
00:11:39,143 --> 00:11:40,777
I just think that
pickles and smoothies
304
00:11:40,849 --> 00:11:41,882
don't really go together.
305
00:11:41,953 --> 00:11:45,155
Oh. Well, pardon me for
thinkin' that all foods
306
00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:51,201
and beverages could get along.
307
00:11:51,283 --> 00:11:53,317
Hey, Freddie.
308
00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:54,023
Where's Sam?
309
00:11:54,092 --> 00:11:56,460
Oh, she had to go back to detention.
310
00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:57,200
Yes.
311
00:11:57,269 --> 00:12:00,304
And isn't it interesting
how Sam had to leave
312
00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:02,713
right before you showed up here?
313
00:12:02,787 --> 00:12:03,687
Is he still on this?
314
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:04,490
Uh-huh.
315
00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:06,027
I will say it's impressive
that you changed
316
00:12:06,097 --> 00:12:07,932
your clothes and hair so fast.
317
00:12:08,004 --> 00:12:09,672
Freddie, I'm really Melanie.
318
00:12:09,742 --> 00:12:11,243
I'm really Sam's sister.
319
00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:14,383
Oh, are you?
320
00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:16,192
I am.
321
00:12:16,264 --> 00:12:20,600
Anyway, I gotta go meet
my mom at the clinic.
322
00:12:20,678 --> 00:12:25,082
Wait.
323
00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:31,331
Since you're Melanie, how would
you like to go on a date with me
324
00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:34,815
this Saturday night?
325
00:12:34,891 --> 00:12:35,991
Oh.
326
00:12:36,062 --> 00:12:38,964
Well, that'd be really cool.
327
00:12:39,038 --> 00:12:39,670
I'd love to.
328
00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:42,776
Oh, you--really?
329
00:12:42,850 --> 00:12:44,551
Sure.
330
00:12:44,623 --> 00:12:46,257
Okay then.
331
00:12:46,328 --> 00:12:48,328
Okay. Bye.
332
00:12:53,585 --> 00:12:55,719
Wow, that came out of nowhere.
333
00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:57,960
Yep. 'Cause I'm a genius.
334
00:12:58,033 --> 00:12:58,833
Huh?
335
00:12:58,902 --> 00:13:01,571
Sam would rather chew broken
glass than go on a date with me
336
00:13:01,644 --> 00:13:02,644
for a whole Saturday night.
337
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,483
No way she's going through with this.
338
00:13:04,554 --> 00:13:05,821
You asked Melanie.
339
00:13:05,892 --> 00:13:06,658
Okay.
340
00:13:06,728 --> 00:13:09,597
You can pretend I'm goin' on a
date with Melanie, but I know
341
00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:14,441
I've got a date with Sam.
342
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,253
What?
343
00:13:15,322 --> 00:13:17,557
I've got a date with Sam.
344
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,596
You wanna buy a pickle?
345
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,168
No!
346
00:13:20,238 --> 00:13:23,807
[Music]
347
00:13:23,816 --> 00:13:28,220
[Music]
348
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:32,235
Next, I... ...
Subtract 26 from 700.
349
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:34,444
[Knocking]
350
00:13:34,517 --> 00:13:35,817
Hey.
351
00:13:35,888 --> 00:13:36,321
Tutoring.
352
00:13:36,389 --> 00:13:37,523
This will just take a sec.
353
00:13:37,594 --> 00:13:39,995
Which sweater do you think
Sam would hate the most?
354
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,536
The stripes. Why?
355
00:13:41,607 --> 00:13:44,609
Then I'm wearin' the stripes
on my date with her.
356
00:13:44,683 --> 00:13:47,485
You're going out with Melanie not Sam.
357
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:52,497
Hey, when I get older, maybe I
could go on a date with you.
358
00:13:52,576 --> 00:13:55,244
Oh, Chuck.
359
00:13:55,318 --> 00:13:56,618
Don't waste your time, kid.
360
00:13:56,689 --> 00:14:00,425
I've been barkin' up that
tree since sixth grade.
361
00:14:00,502 --> 00:14:01,902
Oh!
362
00:14:01,973 --> 00:14:03,006
What happened?
363
00:14:03,077 --> 00:14:04,544
You wanna know what happened?
364
00:14:04,615 --> 00:14:06,949
That little pimple filled
my motorcycle helmet
365
00:14:07,022 --> 00:14:09,490
with chunky red goo.
366
00:14:09,564 --> 00:14:11,532
Eww! What is that?
367
00:14:11,604 --> 00:14:12,971
I wish I knew.
368
00:14:13,042 --> 00:14:13,709
Don't taste it.
369
00:14:13,778 --> 00:14:17,247
Right. It's so gross.
370
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:18,924
Want me to get you a paper towel?
371
00:14:18,994 --> 00:14:19,828
Aw.
372
00:14:19,898 --> 00:14:23,468
Don't go "aw!" He did this!
373
00:14:23,543 --> 00:14:24,443
I did not.
374
00:14:24,513 --> 00:14:25,546
Stop picking on him.
375
00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:26,750
Just use your other helmet.
376
00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:30,022
You and Sam took my other helmet
to use for some iCarly thing.
377
00:14:30,097 --> 00:14:31,631
Then I'll go get it.
378
00:14:31,703 --> 00:14:33,837
You need to calm down and take
a bubble bath or something.
379
00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:38,547
You know bathing isn't
the answer to everything.
380
00:14:38,626 --> 00:14:40,860
All right, Chuck.
381
00:14:40,933 --> 00:14:42,567
Now you listen to me.
382
00:14:42,639 --> 00:14:44,440
I know what you are.
383
00:14:44,511 --> 00:14:58,024
You may have Carly fooled, but
I know exactly what you--
384
00:14:58,122 --> 00:15:02,993
here's your other helm--
why are you on the floor?
385
00:15:03,072 --> 00:15:07,942
Maybe he had a stroke.
386
00:15:08,021 --> 00:15:08,687
Come with me.
387
00:15:08,757 --> 00:15:09,757
I'm not finished tutoring Chuck.
388
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:10,827
This will just take a second.
389
00:15:10,897 --> 00:15:11,396
Spencer.
390
00:15:11,466 --> 00:15:11,965
Don't protest.
391
00:15:12,034 --> 00:15:12,367
Spencer!
392
00:15:12,435 --> 00:15:17,106
Just come on!
393
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,451
I have to finish my
tutoring session with Chuck.
394
00:15:18,522 --> 00:15:19,989
Shh. Look at this.
395
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:20,993
Whose laptop is that?
396
00:15:21,063 --> 00:15:21,529
Socko's.
397
00:15:21,599 --> 00:15:22,999
He lent it to me with
some special software
398
00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:25,171
and a couple of teeny little
secret video cameras.
399
00:15:25,244 --> 00:15:26,744
Okay, I really don't have
time to-- watch this.
400
00:15:26,815 --> 00:15:28,883
Take a look at what happened
downstairs two minutes ago.
401
00:15:28,956 --> 00:15:29,488
I don't want to.
402
00:15:29,557 --> 00:15:30,123
Just watch it!
403
00:15:30,193 --> 00:15:34,330
Okay.
404
00:15:34,406 --> 00:15:36,341
[Screaming]
405
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:39,482
That hurts.
406
00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:41,424
That lying little beast.
407
00:15:41,496 --> 00:15:42,663
You see?
408
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:45,402
He grabbed me, pulled me over the
couch and then wailed on me.
409
00:15:45,476 --> 00:15:45,842
I know.
410
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,845
You gotta start working out.
411
00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:49,351
That's not the point.
412
00:15:49,422 --> 00:15:50,722
Now you know I was right.
413
00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:53,194
He's evil and I want revenge.
414
00:15:53,268 --> 00:15:54,435
No.
415
00:15:54,506 --> 00:15:55,839
I know how to get him back.
416
00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:56,943
Trust me.
417
00:15:57,013 --> 00:16:00,082
Okay.
418
00:16:00,157 --> 00:16:01,490
You do have to start working out.
419
00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:04,162
Stop squishing it.
420
00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:15,466
Hey, Chuck, sorry
to keep you waiting.
421
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:17,007
Oh, it's okay.
422
00:16:17,079 --> 00:16:19,180
I Drew you a flower.
423
00:16:19,252 --> 00:16:21,420
Aw. You are so sweet.
424
00:16:21,494 --> 00:16:24,028
Anyway, since you've got
your big test on Monday,
425
00:16:24,101 --> 00:16:26,302
we should go over the new
international math laws
426
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:30,980
that were just passed by the u.
N.
427
00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:32,258
International math laws?
428
00:16:32,328 --> 00:16:33,128
Uh-huh.
429
00:16:33,198 --> 00:16:35,399
They made some changes, so we
gotta make sure you understand
430
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:36,972
all the new rules.
431
00:16:37,044 --> 00:16:40,413
Now, the biggest news is,
they've created a new number.
432
00:16:40,488 --> 00:16:41,354
A new number?
433
00:16:41,424 --> 00:16:43,025
Yep, between five and six.
434
00:16:43,096 --> 00:16:45,798
It's called derf.
435
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:46,705
Derf.
436
00:16:46,776 --> 00:16:47,409
Right.
437
00:16:47,477 --> 00:16:52,114
And it looks like this.
438
00:16:52,193 --> 00:16:55,028
Huh. That's a derf. See?
439
00:16:55,102 --> 00:16:56,035
Oh.
440
00:16:56,106 --> 00:16:57,707
So, now, it goes:
441
00:16:57,777 --> 00:17:00,880
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, derf, 6, 7, got it?
442
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,154
I think so.
443
00:17:02,225 --> 00:17:02,825
Good.
444
00:17:02,895 --> 00:17:03,628
And so then it goes:
445
00:17:03,697 --> 00:17:06,699
13, 14, 15--and what's next?
446
00:17:06,774 --> 00:17:08,174
Derfteen?
447
00:17:08,245 --> 00:17:10,713
Wow. You catch on fast.
448
00:17:10,787 --> 00:17:12,021
Thanks.
449
00:17:12,091 --> 00:17:15,627
So, if we take 12, and
multiply that by 81,
450
00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:20,206
and then divide it by two, we get...
Four hundred
451
00:17:20,284 --> 00:17:23,453
and derfty-seven?
452
00:17:23,528 --> 00:17:25,528
Awesome.
453
00:17:30,885 --> 00:17:32,485
[Music]
454
00:17:38,377 --> 00:17:40,277
Hey. All right.
455
00:17:40,349 --> 00:17:42,083
Excuse me.
456
00:17:42,155 --> 00:17:44,323
Okay.
457
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:44,661
Okay.
458
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,365
Oh. Okay.
459
00:17:47,439 --> 00:17:50,808
Okay, I'm gonna--okay.
460
00:17:50,884 --> 00:17:52,484
Okay.
461
00:17:58,074 --> 00:18:03,044
Here we go.
462
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,826
You get thirsty on the way here?
463
00:18:05,899 --> 00:18:07,633
Sorta.
464
00:18:07,705 --> 00:18:12,576
So, Melanie, you look
pretty hot tonight.
465
00:18:12,654 --> 00:18:15,456
Thanks. I love your shirt.
466
00:18:15,531 --> 00:18:16,364
No, you don't.
467
00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:18,034
Carly said you hate stripes.
468
00:18:18,105 --> 00:18:19,639
Sam hates stripes.
469
00:18:19,711 --> 00:18:21,445
How long are you gonna keep this up?
470
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,485
Just admit you're Sam
and we can leave.
471
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:25,827
I would.
472
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:27,398
Ow.
473
00:18:27,469 --> 00:18:31,572
But I'm not Sam.
474
00:18:31,650 --> 00:18:33,083
Okay.
475
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:35,289
If you're not Sam, then I
guess you wouldn't mind
476
00:18:35,361 --> 00:18:38,797
if I held your hand.
477
00:18:38,873 --> 00:18:41,308
I don't mind at all.
478
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:42,415
I think you're really cute.
479
00:18:42,484 --> 00:18:45,687
How can you say that
without vomiting?
480
00:18:45,762 --> 00:18:47,362
What?
481
00:18:52,751 --> 00:18:54,051
All right.
482
00:18:54,123 --> 00:19:00,462
If you're not Sam, I suppose you
wouldn't mind dancing with me.
483
00:19:00,543 --> 00:19:02,678
I'd love to.
484
00:19:02,751 --> 00:19:04,251
This is a slow dance, you know.
485
00:19:04,323 --> 00:19:05,390
I know.
486
00:19:05,459 --> 00:19:10,096
We'll have to dance together,
pressed against each other.
487
00:19:10,175 --> 00:19:13,778
Yeah, let's go.
488
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,853
I think I don't exist
489
00:19:26,394 --> 00:19:27,994
I can't believe you're doing this.
490
00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:29,533
Why? I like you.
491
00:19:29,604 --> 00:19:31,505
You hate me, you always have.
492
00:19:31,578 --> 00:19:32,845
Maybe Sam hates you.
493
00:19:32,915 --> 00:19:34,783
You are Sam.
494
00:19:34,855 --> 00:19:37,855
Really? Would Sam do this?
495
00:19:46,058 --> 00:19:49,995
You swore we'd never do that again.
496
00:19:50,071 --> 00:19:55,309
I didn't swear anything.
497
00:19:55,389 --> 00:19:59,692
Freddie.
498
00:19:59,769 --> 00:20:03,939
[Music]
499
00:20:04,016 --> 00:20:05,350
You know what's a stupid letter?
500
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,488
Q?
501
00:20:06,558 --> 00:20:07,091
Yeah.
502
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,393
Why do I hate q so much?
503
00:20:08,464 --> 00:20:10,899
'Cause it's so obviously just
an o, tryin' to be all fancy
504
00:20:10,973 --> 00:20:14,075
with its pointless little tail.
505
00:20:14,149 --> 00:20:16,351
Q's pathetic.
506
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:17,457
Hey, could one of you guys get that?
507
00:20:17,527 --> 00:20:18,727
I'm sculpturing.
508
00:20:18,797 --> 00:20:23,167
Sure.
509
00:20:23,245 --> 00:20:26,514
Oh. Hi, Mr. chambers.
510
00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:29,492
Chuck.
511
00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:32,302
Uggh. Stripes.
512
00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:34,877
Carly, I just wanna let you know
that we're not gonna continue
513
00:20:34,951 --> 00:20:35,984
with the tutoring.
514
00:20:36,054 --> 00:20:38,255
Chuck failed his math test.
515
00:20:38,328 --> 00:20:41,964
Oh, no.
516
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,007
It's not your fault.
517
00:20:43,077 --> 00:20:45,378
He made up some fake
number called derf.
518
00:20:45,451 --> 00:20:48,119
Derf?
519
00:20:48,194 --> 00:20:50,395
I learned it from you.
520
00:20:50,468 --> 00:20:51,768
Okay, that does it, Chuck.
521
00:20:51,839 --> 00:20:53,806
If you're gonna blame
Carly for your failure,
522
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,846
I'm gonna ground you for three weeks.
523
00:20:55,918 --> 00:20:57,586
Dad!
524
00:20:57,658 --> 00:21:00,493
Mr. chambers, you know, I
also had trouble with math
525
00:21:00,566 --> 00:21:02,334
when I was a boy.
526
00:21:02,407 --> 00:21:04,908
So my dad sent me to math
camp for the whole summer.
527
00:21:04,981 --> 00:21:05,747
Math camp?
528
00:21:05,817 --> 00:21:06,784
Math camp?
529
00:21:06,854 --> 00:21:11,158
Yes. Here's a brochure.
530
00:21:11,235 --> 00:21:15,005
Ooh, camp Addemup.
531
00:21:15,081 --> 00:21:17,615
This looks perfect.
532
00:21:17,689 --> 00:21:19,156
Enjoy your summer, Chuck.
533
00:21:19,228 --> 00:21:21,730
Yeah. Chuck.
534
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:27,774
Let's go, son.
535
00:21:27,856 --> 00:21:28,989
That was fun.
536
00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:30,060
I'm gonna go take a victory bath.
537
00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:30,829
Shave your toes.
538
00:21:30,899 --> 00:21:33,834
No.
539
00:21:33,909 --> 00:21:34,642
Where were we?
540
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,578
Hittin' a balloon, hatin' q.
541
00:21:36,651 --> 00:21:39,386
Right.
542
00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:42,295
Hey. Here's your--oh.
543
00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:43,370
You're here.
544
00:21:43,439 --> 00:21:46,475
Yeah, like seein' your
face freshens up my day.
545
00:21:46,550 --> 00:21:48,217
You sure seemed to like
my face last night,
546
00:21:48,289 --> 00:21:50,824
when you had your lips all over it.
547
00:21:50,897 --> 00:21:52,498
That wasn't me, dipthong.
548
00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:54,070
You and Melanie kissed?
549
00:21:54,141 --> 00:21:56,142
Man, how long are you two
gonna keep tryin' to trick me
550
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:57,849
with the whole Melanie thing?
551
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,321
I told you, I'm not that gullible.
552
00:21:59,391 --> 00:22:01,292
I know there's no Melanie.
553
00:22:01,364 --> 00:22:04,166
Yes there-- whoa.
Let's just stop.
554
00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:05,274
It didn't work.
555
00:22:05,344 --> 00:22:07,378
It didn't?
556
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,886
Okay. You won.
557
00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:12,661
We tried to trick you, but
we couldn't pull it off.
558
00:22:12,735 --> 00:22:13,601
Ha.
559
00:22:13,671 --> 00:22:16,773
Then admit there's no Melanie,
and that I'm not gullible,
560
00:22:16,848 --> 00:22:19,883
and that I'm too smart for you.
561
00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:22,526
There's no Melanie,
you're not gullible,
562
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,067
and you're too smart for me.
563
00:22:24,139 --> 00:22:25,306
That's right.
564
00:22:25,376 --> 00:22:27,210
In your face, Puckett!
565
00:22:27,282 --> 00:22:32,987
Bye, ladies.
566
00:22:33,068 --> 00:22:34,034
He loves to be right.
567
00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:34,837
All boys do.
568
00:22:34,907 --> 00:22:39,811
Totally.
569
00:22:39,889 --> 00:22:41,523
Hey. We go to the mall?
570
00:22:41,595 --> 00:22:42,095
Let's hit it.
571
00:22:42,163 --> 00:22:43,763
Yep.
572
00:22:52,296 --> 00:22:53,930
How could you make out with Freddie?
573
00:22:54,002 --> 00:22:56,003
He's adorable.
574
00:22:56,076 --> 00:22:58,310
I can't believe you two are sisters.
575
00:22:58,383 --> 00:23:02,086
Me either.
576
00:23:02,154 --> 00:23:07,658
[Music] Hi, I'm Sierra.
577
00:23:07,726 --> 00:23:18,836
And I'm gonna make my
brother, Jack, disappear.
578
00:23:18,904 --> 00:23:22,840
Tada.
579
00:23:22,908 --> 00:23:23,407
All right, all right.
580
00:23:23,475 --> 00:23:26,143
I'll bring him back.
581
00:23:26,211 --> 00:23:29,113
I hate you when you do that.
582
00:23:29,181 --> 00:23:36,617
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