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[Music]
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Hold still-- come on, Gibby.
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Two more toes to go.
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Gibby-- --let me go.
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--Get a grip of yourself.
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[Screaming]
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All right, Gibby.
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Aw, Gibby, you got toe
blood on my hand.
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And that proves it's a bad idea
to let two blindfolded girls
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clip your toenails.
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Ain't that the truth.
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Okay, you know what
we're gonna do next?
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Massage the elderly?
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Not today.
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Darn.
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We're gonna answer questions
from our viewers.
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Here at iCarly, we get about
4,000 e-mails a week.
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And about half of those
e-mails are sent in
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by one guy named Chad from Wisconsin.
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What's the matter with you, Chad?
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Don't be mean, Chad loves us.
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Yeah, and I love pork,
but you don't see me
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sending 2,000 e-mails a week
to Mr. Piggles.
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Who's Mr. Piggles?
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The spokespig for the
pork of the month club.
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I'm delicious.
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[Growls]
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Put the pig away.
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Okay, so our fan Chad
asked Sam, Freddie and I,
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we would each draw a picture of
a bunny and show 'em right here
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on iCarly.
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You got a lot of problems, Chad.
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But we did draw bunnies just for you.
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So first, let's take a
look at Freddie's bunny.
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Give me that camera, boy.
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Here.
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Hello.
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Too close.
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Yeah.
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And now Freddie will show
you his special bunny.
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Here we go. Heyo.
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Here, take your thing.
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And now, my bunny...
[applause]
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Why is your bunny in jail?
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He robbed a gas station.
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Okay, let's take a
look at Carly's bunny.
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Carls... okay.
This is for you, Chad.
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[Booing]
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Quit it. Stop laughing.
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But it's horrible.
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No, it's not.
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It's pretty bad, kid.
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Okay, we're out of time.
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Well, it's only-- bye.
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Later.
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Sorry about my bunny.
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We're all sorry.
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And we're clear.
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You guys are so mean.
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Look at it.
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How can you be related to a
great artist like Spencer
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and draw that?
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Oh, give her a break.
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Maybe her bunny was in
a terrible accident.
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That's it.
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No one's allowed to look
at my bunny ever again.
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Oh, we're just playin'.
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Yeah.
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It's actually kind of cute.
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Thanks.
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It's a lot better than
the first bunny I drew.
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That cannot be possible.
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No, it's possible.
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Why is your bunny
wearing fuzzy slippers?
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Those are his feet.
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Why does he have two
bullet holes in his head?
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Those are his eyes.
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Well, why is he carrying a hose?
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'Cause he's on his way
to his part-time job
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as a volunteer firefighter.
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In five, four, three, two...
I know you see
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somehow the world
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will change for me
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and be so wonderful
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live life, breathe air
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I know somehow
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we're gonna get there
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and feel so wonderful
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it's all for real
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I'm telling you
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just how I feel
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so wake up the members
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of my nation
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it's your time to be
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there's no chance
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unless you take one
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it's the time to see
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the brighter side
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of every situation
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some things are meant to be
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so give your best
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and leave the rest to me
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leave it all to me
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leave it all to me
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just leave it all to me
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[music]
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Hey, you there, stop.
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Oh, hey, Mr. Howard.
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You know the rules.
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You are required to wear a
shirt during school hours.
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Nuh-uh.
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Check the student handbook.
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Handbook.
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Page 74.
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I know where it is.
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Let's see. Aha.
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No tube tops, no jolly
pants, no turtlenecks.
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Doesn't say I got to
wear a shirt, does it?
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[Growls]
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Carry on.
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Hey, you guys got any lotion?
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Uh, no.
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No, not really.
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You guys-- what are you doing?
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Get out of my way.
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Oh man, you guys aren't
gonna believe this.
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Your mom got a job?
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Okay, let's not get crazy.
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What happened?
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Richard Weitz is
moving to Switzerland.
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Really?
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Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Richard Weitz has locker 239.
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Had, baby, had.
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Hey, you got any lotion?
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No.
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So locker 239 is available?
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Yup.
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In the middle of a school year?
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First time ever.
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That's insane.
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Wow, arriba.
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What's the big deal about locker 239?
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What?
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Oh.
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It's the best locker
in the whole school.
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Why?
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First of all, it's huge.
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Huge?
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See, when they were building
Ridgeway, some worker screwed up
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and ordered a locker
that's four times the size
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of a regular locker.
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That's huge.
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And it's right next to a big window.
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A locker with a view.
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And the cheerleaders
walk right past it
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on their way to practice.
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A locker with a view.
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Oh, yeah.
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Right, like cheerleaders
wanna view the two of you.
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So when do we find out
who gets the locker?
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This week.
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Principal Franklin is gonna
have some kind of contest.
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Carly, Carly shay.
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Yeah?
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Wearing a turtleneck is a
violation of school rules.
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Oh, I can't wear a turtleneck,
but he can be shirtless?
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Check the handbook.
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[Music]
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Hey, kiddo.
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Hey, adulto.
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What goes on?
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Just writing a paper for school.
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Did you fix the printer?
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Sure did.
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And you can print wirelessly now.
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Really?
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Yeah, try it out.
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Okay. Command p.
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Aah.
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Wow, and I can do that wirelessly now.
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Sorry.
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It's cool.
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Hey, you got a minute?
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Sure, what's up?
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I wanna talk to you about something.
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You didn't go to my room, did you?
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No.
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Okay.
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So what are we talking about?
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Um, how would you feel about
giving me art lessons?
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I would love to.
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When did you get interested in art?
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Well, see, the other day I drew
a bunny and Sam and Freddie--
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you drew a bunny?
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Yeah, kind of.
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Well, show me.
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I don't want to.
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Come on, show me your bunny.
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Okay.
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Well, say something.
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I don't think I should.
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I'm kidding.
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Just forget it.
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But I was--this isn't bad.
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It's not?
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No, it's bad.
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But it shows that you
have artistic potential.
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It does?
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No.
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But it does show that you're
capable of holding a pencil
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and that's enough for me to teach
you how to be a great artist.
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Okay, and it's better than
the first bunny I drew.
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See?
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He's a part-time volunteer fireman?
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Thank you.
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[Music]
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Just look at it.
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Oh, I need that locker.
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Just standing next to it makes
me feel like a princess.
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Salami?
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No, thanks, princess Puckett.
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Haah, what a locker.
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I know.
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It makes me feel sad
for lesser lockers.
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I could fit a whole
editing bay in there.
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You could fit a body in there...
If one needed to.
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Testing, one, two,
testing, testing Mic.
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Microphone, microphone,
microphone, Mic.
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All right.
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Students, as you know, we're
having a contest to see
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which lucky one of you
will get locker 239.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Settle down.
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Settle down.
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Now, as you can see, this
large glass tank contains
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many individually wrapped fat cakes.
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Fat cakes, yeah!
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Now, the student who guesses closest
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to the exact number of fat cakes
in this tank wins locker 239.
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Gibby, do you have a question?
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Yes.
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How many fat cakes are in that tank?
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Oh, Gibby, there's so
much not right about you.
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All right.
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Take a look at the tank, write
down your name and your guess
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on one of these blue cards and
drop it into the decorative box.
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You got a plan?
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Totally.
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I'm gonna measure the tank,
calculate the internal volume,
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then I'm gonna evaluate the
mass of a single fat cake
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and use linear algebra to-- I got it.
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Oh, right.
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You already have your guess?
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Oh, that's not a guess.
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I got the answer.
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How?
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Mama knows her fat cakes.
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Come on, you can't figure it out
without some kind of method.
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Gibby has a method.
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Gibby, what are you doing?
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My thing.
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[Music]
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Carly, wake up.
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Ahhh! What time is it?
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I don't know, like
2:30 in the morning.
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Are you ready to draw?
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Draw?
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What are you talking about?
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Art.
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Wait, why do you want me to draw now?
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'Cause I was in my
room, almost asleep,
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and I remembered that I left
my keys in my motorcycle.
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So I grabbed a flashlight,
went downstairs barefoot.
275
00:10:27,957 --> 00:10:29,891
And as I was walking through the
parking lot towards my bike,
276
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,465
I stepped in something
gooey and disgusting.
277
00:10:32,537 --> 00:10:33,571
What did you step in?
278
00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:34,507
I don't know.
279
00:10:34,577 --> 00:10:35,810
But it's thick, sticky and green.
280
00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:39,783
Look how it catches the light.
281
00:10:39,859 --> 00:10:40,758
So?
282
00:10:40,828 --> 00:10:42,562
So I want you to draw it.
283
00:10:42,633 --> 00:10:46,836
Go get your colored pens and hurry
'cause it's starting to burn.
284
00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:49,648
I'm not drawing your sticky green
foot at 2:30 in the morning.
285
00:10:49,721 --> 00:10:50,821
But look how it glistens.
286
00:10:50,892 --> 00:10:51,424
No.
287
00:10:51,493 --> 00:10:52,994
Why?
288
00:10:53,064 --> 00:10:55,866
'Cause you kept me up all
last night lecturing me
289
00:10:55,939 --> 00:10:58,073
about the history of yellow.
290
00:10:58,146 --> 00:10:59,547
And then today, you
made me sit in the park
291
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:02,152
and draw hobos for three hours.
292
00:11:02,225 --> 00:11:03,325
I need to sleep.
293
00:11:03,395 --> 00:11:04,695
Come on, just draw my foot.
294
00:11:04,766 --> 00:11:05,499
I'm going to bed.
295
00:11:05,568 --> 00:11:06,534
Thought you wanted to be an artist.
296
00:11:06,604 --> 00:11:07,204
Good night, Spencer.
297
00:11:07,273 --> 00:11:07,906
Look at my foot.
298
00:11:07,975 --> 00:11:08,474
You're very weird.
299
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,077
I think it's starting to sizzle.
300
00:11:10,148 --> 00:11:14,184
[Music]
301
00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:14,826
Attention, please.
302
00:11:14,896 --> 00:11:17,464
Students, attention.
303
00:11:17,537 --> 00:11:19,938
I hold in my hand the
name of the lucky student
304
00:11:20,011 --> 00:11:22,713
who will get locker 239.
305
00:11:22,785 --> 00:11:23,252
Where's Carly?
306
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,420
She overslept this morning.
307
00:11:24,490 --> 00:11:26,958
Now, before I announce the winner...
Please be Gibby.
308
00:11:27,031 --> 00:11:27,697
Please be Gibby.
309
00:11:27,767 --> 00:11:29,234
Please be Gibby.
310
00:11:29,305 --> 00:11:35,277
I feel compelled to tell you the
worst guess which was five.
311
00:11:35,356 --> 00:11:39,693
I won? I won.
312
00:11:39,769 --> 00:11:42,671
No, Gibby. You didn't win.
313
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,646
In fact, your guess was so far
off, we're calling your parents
314
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,888
and having you tested.
315
00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:50,461
Again?
316
00:11:50,534 --> 00:11:54,070
Say the winner.
317
00:11:54,144 --> 00:11:57,980
The winner of locker
239 is Freddie Benson.
318
00:11:58,056 --> 00:12:00,758
Yes. Yeah. Up top.
319
00:12:00,831 --> 00:12:02,598
Freddie's guess was exactly correct.
320
00:12:02,670 --> 00:12:05,038
2,718 fat cakes.
321
00:12:05,111 --> 00:12:06,277
Haaa!
322
00:12:06,347 --> 00:12:09,483
In your face, you blonde headed demon.
323
00:12:09,556 --> 00:12:11,758
Wait, hold on a second.
324
00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:12,864
Huh?
325
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:18,037
It seems another student has also
guessed the number correctly.
326
00:12:18,115 --> 00:12:18,948
Oh no.
327
00:12:19,018 --> 00:12:21,486
And the other winner who
will share locker 239
328
00:12:21,559 --> 00:12:24,161
with Freddie is Sam Puckett.
329
00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:24,866
Owww.
330
00:12:24,935 --> 00:12:26,402
Oh yeah, Sam's a winner.
331
00:12:26,473 --> 00:12:33,746
Sam Puckett is a winner
yet again, Fredwerd.
332
00:12:33,829 --> 00:12:35,830
Told ya mama knows fat cakes.
333
00:12:35,901 --> 00:12:37,368
[Music]
334
00:12:37,439 --> 00:12:37,905
Oh yeah, thank you.
335
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:38,540
High-five, up top.
336
00:12:38,609 --> 00:12:41,344
Oh yeah, you too, high-five.
337
00:12:41,418 --> 00:12:43,252
Okay, okay, now put that
spatula right there
338
00:12:43,323 --> 00:12:45,858
next to that spatula.
339
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,833
No, no, that spatula.
340
00:12:48,906 --> 00:12:51,107
No, that spatula.
341
00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:52,747
No, the spatula next to that--
what does this have to do
342
00:12:52,818 --> 00:12:54,619
with drawing?
343
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,925
I told you, if you learn to work
with three-dimensional art,
344
00:12:56,997 --> 00:12:58,864
it makes drawing two-dimensional
art much easier.
345
00:12:58,936 --> 00:12:59,702
Can I go do my homework?
346
00:12:59,772 --> 00:13:00,372
Later.
347
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,241
Now tighten down that
ballpeen bracket.
348
00:13:02,313 --> 00:13:04,114
I don't know what a ball
bean bracket looks like.
349
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:04,651
Peen.
350
00:13:04,719 --> 00:13:06,320
I don't know what a ball-peen
bracket looks like.
351
00:13:06,392 --> 00:13:08,526
You happy?
352
00:13:08,598 --> 00:13:09,565
Well.
353
00:13:09,634 --> 00:13:13,037
Someone's an irritable
little teenager, isn't she?
354
00:13:13,111 --> 00:13:16,347
Okay. You know what?
355
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,454
I'm done.
356
00:13:17,524 --> 00:13:18,324
What's that mean?
357
00:13:18,393 --> 00:13:19,827
I don't wanna do this anymore.
358
00:13:19,898 --> 00:13:21,465
I only asked you for art
lessons 'cause I thought
359
00:13:21,536 --> 00:13:22,636
you could teach me
how to draw a bunny.
360
00:13:22,706 --> 00:13:23,772
But let's just forget it.
361
00:13:23,843 --> 00:13:25,711
But-- forget it.
362
00:13:25,781 --> 00:13:27,882
Okay, that's cool. I get it.
363
00:13:27,955 --> 00:13:29,422
What do you get?
364
00:13:29,493 --> 00:13:31,728
That you think I'm a terrible person.
365
00:13:31,799 --> 00:13:32,432
I didn't say that.
366
00:13:32,502 --> 00:13:37,873
You didn't have to.
367
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,986
[Music]
368
00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:50,602
Told you to tighten
the ballpeen bracket.
369
00:13:50,689 --> 00:13:52,289
Peen!
370
00:14:08,073 --> 00:14:08,606
Hi.
371
00:14:08,675 --> 00:14:12,244
Hello, Carly.
372
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:13,285
What are you sculpting?
373
00:14:13,355 --> 00:14:15,723
My feelings.
374
00:14:15,796 --> 00:14:17,997
Come on, could you
stop being mad at me?
375
00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:19,370
Why would I be mad?
376
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,940
Should a person be mad just
'cause his little sister
377
00:14:21,011 --> 00:14:23,212
calls him a terrible teacher
and refuses to tighten
378
00:14:23,285 --> 00:14:25,486
a ballpeen bracket?
379
00:14:25,558 --> 00:14:27,659
I'm not mad.
380
00:14:27,732 --> 00:14:30,200
Ugh, when did you turn into my wife?
381
00:14:30,272 --> 00:14:31,839
Oh, so now I'm a lady.
382
00:14:31,911 --> 00:14:33,545
I'm going upstairs.
383
00:14:33,615 --> 00:14:35,883
Wait, what is this?
384
00:14:35,956 --> 00:14:36,589
Nothing.
385
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:37,057
Give it.
386
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,860
No. Don't-- what is
this, a sketch pad?
387
00:14:38,931 --> 00:14:40,064
[Screaming]
388
00:14:40,135 --> 00:14:41,468
Give it to me.
389
00:14:41,539 --> 00:14:42,539
Ah, get off.
390
00:14:42,609 --> 00:14:43,409
Gimme it.
391
00:14:43,477 --> 00:14:50,283
You're pinching my flab.
392
00:14:50,365 --> 00:14:51,532
Why do you have this sketch pad?
393
00:14:51,602 --> 00:14:52,034
It's not mine.
394
00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:56,106
I'm just holding it for a friend.
395
00:14:56,182 --> 00:14:59,484
Okay, I'm taking an art class
at the community center.
396
00:14:59,559 --> 00:15:00,292
Oh my God.
397
00:15:00,361 --> 00:15:02,829
Spencer-- you got yourself
another art teacher.
398
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:03,902
Don't be all hurt.
399
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,205
I didn't even want you to find out.
400
00:15:05,276 --> 00:15:07,310
How would I not find
out with you flaunting
401
00:15:07,382 --> 00:15:11,184
your sketch pad around like
it's some kind of parade float?
402
00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:12,761
You yanked it out of my backpack.
403
00:15:12,831 --> 00:15:14,299
And anyway, I told you
I just wanted to learn
404
00:15:14,369 --> 00:15:15,336
how to draw a bunny.
405
00:15:15,406 --> 00:15:16,973
Well you could've learned how from me.
406
00:15:17,044 --> 00:15:18,778
Ok, you know what, you're a sculptor.
407
00:15:18,848 --> 00:15:21,116
What do you even know
about drawing bunnies?
408
00:15:21,189 --> 00:15:22,789
[Music]
409
00:15:26,639 --> 00:15:27,405
What are you-- cut.
410
00:15:27,474 --> 00:15:34,313
Why are you-- yeah.
411
00:15:34,395 --> 00:15:36,529
Okay, that's a top-notch bunny.
412
00:15:36,601 --> 00:15:38,201
[Music]
413
00:15:57,730 --> 00:16:11,543
Okay, what is going on-- not now.
Ooh, super solo.
414
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,438
Dude, what up?
415
00:16:12,507 --> 00:16:13,607
What did you do to my locker?
416
00:16:13,678 --> 00:16:14,377
My locker.
417
00:16:14,446 --> 00:16:15,279
Our locker.
418
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,318
When did you turn into my wife?
419
00:16:18,391 --> 00:16:20,493
Sam-- I made it into a little hangout.
420
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:21,998
You're gonna get us in trouble.
421
00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:24,504
Look, check out what I did.
422
00:16:24,576 --> 00:16:27,478
Random dancing.
423
00:16:27,552 --> 00:16:30,821
[Music]
424
00:16:30,895 --> 00:16:32,729
Sam. Sam.
425
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,334
Random dancing.
426
00:16:34,405 --> 00:16:36,139
Sam.
427
00:16:36,211 --> 00:16:38,211
Teacher.
428
00:16:46,775 --> 00:16:50,711
Random-- come with me.
429
00:16:50,787 --> 00:16:53,222
Aww.
430
00:16:53,294 --> 00:16:54,894
[Music]
431
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,410
Okay, people, today
we're gonna continue
432
00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:02,250
our work with straight lines.
433
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,990
But this time, instead of
using colored pencils,
434
00:17:05,062 --> 00:17:08,665
we're going to be using paint.
435
00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:11,675
And by the way, I was very
pleased with your line drawings
436
00:17:11,749 --> 00:17:14,550
from the last class,
especially Carly's.
437
00:17:14,624 --> 00:17:17,760
Wow, thanks.
438
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:19,501
Hi, can I help you?
439
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:23,675
Yes, I was wondering if I could
sit in and observe your art class
440
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:24,918
tonight.
441
00:17:24,988 --> 00:17:26,121
Uh, sure, why not?
442
00:17:26,191 --> 00:17:27,191
Take a seat wherever you like.
443
00:17:27,261 --> 00:17:32,165
Wonderful.
444
00:17:32,242 --> 00:17:33,309
What are you doing here?
445
00:17:33,379 --> 00:17:35,113
Oh, I just wanted to see what
a good art teacher's like.
446
00:17:35,185 --> 00:17:35,784
Please leave.
447
00:17:35,853 --> 00:17:36,419
I don't want to leave.
448
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:36,788
Leave.
449
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:37,089
No.
450
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:37,557
C'mon, leave.
451
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,393
Obviously, I have a lot of work
to do-- excuse me. Excuse me.
452
00:17:39,464 --> 00:17:40,430
Excuse me!
453
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,700
Carly, do you know this person?
454
00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:42,137
No.
455
00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:43,840
Yep.
456
00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:44,543
Yes.
457
00:17:44,612 --> 00:17:45,779
This is my brother, Spencer.
458
00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:46,349
What's up?
459
00:17:46,418 --> 00:17:49,286
Spencer, if you're gonna sit in
on my class, please be quiet.
460
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,995
Sure.
461
00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:55,103
Now, I'd like you all to begin
by picking a color and painting
462
00:17:55,177 --> 00:17:57,278
four straight lines.
463
00:17:57,350 --> 00:18:00,852
Four straight lines.
464
00:18:00,927 --> 00:18:01,994
Yes, Miriam?
465
00:18:02,064 --> 00:18:03,265
Should we connect the lines?
466
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:04,468
Whoa, slow down.
467
00:18:04,538 --> 00:18:06,238
That's next week.
468
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:07,877
Uh.
469
00:18:07,948 --> 00:18:09,182
Is there a problem?
470
00:18:09,252 --> 00:18:09,752
Oh no.
471
00:18:09,821 --> 00:18:11,388
No, I'm just so excited
to see everyone paint
472
00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:13,326
four straight lines.
473
00:18:13,398 --> 00:18:15,499
Go art.
474
00:18:15,571 --> 00:18:16,537
Will you be quiet?
475
00:18:16,607 --> 00:18:19,142
Do you have some problem with
the way I'm running my class?
476
00:18:19,215 --> 00:18:21,783
Well, since you asked, how
does painting straight lines
477
00:18:21,856 --> 00:18:23,022
help someone learn art?
478
00:18:23,093 --> 00:18:25,761
It teaches patience and
control, two things you seem
479
00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:27,101
to be lacking.
480
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:30,174
Oooh.
481
00:18:30,248 --> 00:18:31,515
Okay, we were gonna paint lines?
482
00:18:31,584 --> 00:18:33,519
Let's do that now.
483
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,858
Why don't you teach these
people about being creative
484
00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:37,798
and spontaneous and passionate?
485
00:18:37,870 --> 00:18:39,371
Anyone wanna go to the park with me?
486
00:18:39,441 --> 00:18:41,309
We can jump rope with hobos.
487
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:47,151
You wanna see creative,
passionate painting?
488
00:18:47,231 --> 00:18:48,598
Why can't my life be normal?
489
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,870
I'm a good person.
490
00:18:50,942 --> 00:18:54,844
Let me show you how a
real artist does it.
491
00:18:54,920 --> 00:19:07,498
Don't you dare-- this is gonna
get worse before it gets better.
492
00:19:07,591 --> 00:19:11,728
[Music]
493
00:19:11,803 --> 00:19:13,803
Get in here!
494
00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:21,928
I can't believe you did that.
495
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,567
I'm never gonna be allowed
back in that community center
496
00:19:23,638 --> 00:19:24,738
ever again.
497
00:19:24,808 --> 00:19:28,144
You're overreacting.
498
00:19:28,218 --> 00:19:28,851
No.
499
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,654
The head of security said,
"you're never allowed
500
00:19:30,726 --> 00:19:34,996
"back in this community
center ever again."
501
00:19:35,072 --> 00:19:36,272
People forget.
502
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:40,012
They took our pictures
and thumb prints.
503
00:19:40,087 --> 00:19:43,322
Yeah, they're never lettin'
us back in that place.
504
00:19:43,397 --> 00:19:44,230
Why?
505
00:19:44,299 --> 00:19:46,133
Why would you embarrass me?
506
00:19:46,205 --> 00:19:47,739
I don't know.
507
00:19:47,809 --> 00:19:50,344
'Cause I'm a big jerk.
508
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:52,952
And I think I got paint up my nose.
509
00:19:53,024 --> 00:19:56,594
You deserve paint up your nose.
510
00:19:56,669 --> 00:19:59,638
Look, if I swear not
to get all psycho,
511
00:19:59,711 --> 00:20:01,478
will you let me teach you how to draw?
512
00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:02,250
A bunny?
513
00:20:02,319 --> 00:20:04,921
Maybe you should start with a hamster.
514
00:20:04,994 --> 00:20:05,627
Hug?
515
00:20:05,695 --> 00:20:07,830
After you take a shower.
516
00:20:07,903 --> 00:20:15,609
[Knock on door]
517
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:16,826
Ms. fielder?
518
00:20:16,895 --> 00:20:19,497
May I come in?
519
00:20:19,570 --> 00:20:23,739
Sure.
520
00:20:23,816 --> 00:20:24,850
How'd you know where I live?
521
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:28,188
I followed your brother's paint trail.
522
00:20:28,262 --> 00:20:30,830
Look, I'm really sorry--
no, you were right.
523
00:20:30,903 --> 00:20:34,405
To be a real artist, you need to
be spontaneous and passionate.
524
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,083
They don't teach you
that in art school.
525
00:20:38,158 --> 00:20:40,860
Maybe you could teach me.
526
00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:43,268
Well, I have been told I'm
an excellent teacher.
527
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:45,241
By who?
528
00:20:45,313 --> 00:20:46,880
I'm sorry I painted your mouth red.
529
00:20:46,951 --> 00:20:48,451
I'm sorry I painted your mouth blue.
530
00:20:48,522 --> 00:20:49,222
Wanna make purple?
531
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:52,826
Please.
532
00:20:52,901 --> 00:20:55,136
Okay, I don't understand art at all.
533
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:56,808
[Music]
534
00:21:08,548 --> 00:21:11,717
Hey, I can't get our locker open.
535
00:21:11,790 --> 00:21:12,757
I know.
536
00:21:12,827 --> 00:21:14,627
I changed the combination.
537
00:21:14,699 --> 00:21:15,466
Why?
538
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:17,436
I thought it might irritate you.
539
00:21:17,508 --> 00:21:18,441
Okay, that's it.
540
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,712
I can't share this
locker with you anymore.
541
00:21:20,784 --> 00:21:22,151
Look, why don't we talk
about this later, okay?
542
00:21:22,222 --> 00:21:24,490
No, why don't we talk
about this-- dude, my mom
543
00:21:24,561 --> 00:21:26,295
just had laser eye
surgery this afternoon
544
00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:28,268
and she's coming to pick me
up so I gotta get outside.
545
00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:29,340
This won't take long.
546
00:21:29,410 --> 00:21:32,678
I am prepared to offer
you-- wait, your mom
547
00:21:32,752 --> 00:21:35,721
had laser eye surgery today
and she's driving a car?
548
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:39,564
I didn't say she makes good decisions.
549
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,307
And you're getting
in the car with her?
550
00:21:41,378 --> 00:21:43,913
I didn't say I make good decisions.
551
00:21:43,985 --> 00:21:45,052
Now what about this offer?
552
00:21:45,123 --> 00:21:45,889
Oh yeah.
553
00:21:45,958 --> 00:21:49,394
I am prepared to offer you
200 bucks for your half
554
00:21:49,469 --> 00:21:50,502
of the locker.
555
00:21:50,572 --> 00:21:52,206
Pfft. Done.
556
00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:53,277
Done?
557
00:21:53,347 --> 00:21:54,247
Yeah, why?
558
00:21:54,317 --> 00:21:55,617
Well, I thought you'd ask for more.
559
00:21:55,687 --> 00:21:56,353
Nah.
560
00:21:56,423 --> 00:21:57,790
I've been missing having
a locker next to Carly,
561
00:21:57,860 --> 00:22:00,261
so I was gonna give
you that one anyway.
562
00:22:00,334 --> 00:22:00,867
Wait.
563
00:22:00,935 --> 00:22:02,102
Well, if you were gonna
give me the locker anyway,
564
00:22:02,173 --> 00:22:10,380
then I want my money
back-- [Horn honking]
565
00:22:10,464 --> 00:22:13,199
There's my mom now.
566
00:22:13,273 --> 00:22:15,873
Nice drivin', mom.
567
00:22:27,815 --> 00:22:29,415
Later.
568
00:22:33,866 --> 00:22:35,334
[Horn honks]
569
00:22:35,404 --> 00:22:40,475
[Distant screams]
570
00:22:40,553 --> 00:22:45,123
[Distant tire screeching]
571
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:49,200
Goodbye, locker 239...
And my money.
572
00:22:59,147 --> 00:23:01,147
Come with me.
573
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:08,566
Hey.
574
00:23:08,634 --> 00:23:11,336
Here's 17 reasons why iCarly.com rocks.
575
00:23:11,403 --> 00:23:12,570
It's way funny.
576
00:23:12,638 --> 00:23:13,404
Carly's hot.
577
00:23:13,472 --> 00:23:14,439
Awesome videos.
578
00:23:14,506 --> 00:23:15,173
It's free.
579
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,007
No charge.
580
00:23:16,075 --> 00:23:17,508
It's available 24/7.
581
00:23:17,576 --> 00:23:18,276
Cool pics.
582
00:23:18,344 --> 00:23:19,143
Killer music.
583
00:23:19,211 --> 00:23:20,178
Funny blogs.
584
00:23:20,245 --> 00:23:21,079
Carly's hot.
585
00:23:21,146 --> 00:23:21,879
Stop it.
586
00:23:21,947 --> 00:23:22,847
I can't.
587
00:23:22,915 --> 00:23:25,316
There's new stuff, new every week.
588
00:23:25,384 --> 00:23:31,489
And that's 17 reasons...
Why iCarly.com... rocks.
589
00:23:31,490 --> 00:23:35,490
www.addic7ed.com
590
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:40,090
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