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[Music]
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Okay, twelve bottles of
soda, diet and regular.
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Five cans of nuts, assorted.
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Chips, five bags, nine cylinders.
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Hey, sorry.
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Where have you been?
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I got this new-- don't care.
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Okay. I've already got drinks,
nuts, chips--ooh, dip.
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Should we get onion or maybe
guaca-- what are you doing?
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My mom got me a home bio scanner.
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Will it help us plan
Sam's birthday party?
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No, but check out how it works.
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See, I just prick my
finger with this thing.
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We don't have time for you
to prick your silly finger.
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Now I just squeeze out a drop of blood...
Gross.
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And then I rub it around on this panel
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which is connected to my
laptop, and in two minutes,
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it'll tell me all kinds of
biological stuff about myself.
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Stuff like that you have a
bloody punctured finger?
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Come help me.
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Why are you so worried
about Sam's party?
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'Cause I want it to be special.
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The one her mom threw
last year was so lame.
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You don't like bowling?
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I do, when it's at an actual
bowling alley and not outside
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in the parking lot at el taco guapo.
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Hey, Carly, Fredwardo.
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What up with the tuxedo?
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Do you like it, hmm?
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Little side view, little
over the shoulder,
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twirly spin, foot in the
air, hips forward, hmm?
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Why did you rent a tux?
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I didn't.
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Socko's brother Taylor made it for me
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so his grandmother can take
me to the Mexican ballet.
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So why are you wearing it now?
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'Cause I dig looking super hot.
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And get this, you know that
cute checkout girl at hey food?
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Veronica?
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Yeah.
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Well, you know how I always
try and flirt with her,
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Why don't you go out with me?"
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And she says, "don't
make me call the cops."
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And I say, "okay, sorry.
Plastic."
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Yeah.
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Right.
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Well, today, she asked me out.
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Friday night, baby.
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It's the power of the tux.
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Yo.
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I got my bio scan test results.
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Ooh, please give me a full report.
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All right, let's see.
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From just one little drop of
my blood, it knows that I'm...
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Prone to excessive bleeding.
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But I'm not prone to
excessive-- Freddie.
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Oh, God.
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Paper towel, paper towel, paper towel.
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Aah-aah-aah.
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In five, four, three, two...
[music]
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I know you see
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somehow the world
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will change for me
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and be so wonderful
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live life
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breathe air
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I know somehow
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we're gonna get there
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and feel so wonderful
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it's all for real
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I'm tellin' you
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just how I feel
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so wake up the members
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of my nation
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it's your time to be
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there's no chance
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unless you take one
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every time just see
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the brighter side
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of every situation
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some things
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are meant to be
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so give it your best
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and leave the rest to me
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Okay, iCarly fans.
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Now, it's time for...
[applause]
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Okay, on screen, you
see a pic of Carly.
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And a pic of Sam's rabid cat.
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[Mrrreow]
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His name is frothy.
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What do you think, Sam?
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I'd morph that.
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Then do it.
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Okay.
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That's it for this iCarly.
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Yeah, not quite.
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Huh?
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Before we go...
It's my birthday.
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Till next time.
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Get plenty of sleep.
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Eat lots of dirt.
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And scream at the sky.
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Now, to close the
show, a song for Sam.
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Happy--
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stop, stop, stop.
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Not pd.
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For she's
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a jolly good fellow
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for she's
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a jolly good fellow
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this party is so great.
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I can't believe you invited Pete.
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I had to.
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You haven't stop talking
about him for three weeks.
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I can't help it.
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The boy gets me going.
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[Doorbell]
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I got it. I got it.
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Hey, Veronica.
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Hi.
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Hey. You wanna dance?
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Um, no, thanks.
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Why not?
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'Cause I'm different?
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Your loss, lady.
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Uh, Carly.
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Hey.
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You met my little sister Carly?
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Oh, yeah. Paper.
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Plastic.
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Oh, right.
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Okay, so we're gonna head out.
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So if you have any problems, Mrs.
Benson is next door
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and I've got my-- okay, bye.
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Apparently, we're leaving.
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Just promise me you'll make sure
that if anything goes wrong--
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hey, everybody.
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Hey, everybody, listen, listen up.
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All right, now the time has
come for whoever wants
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to say some words about
the birthday girl.
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[Cheering]
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[Applause]
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Carly, you wanna go first?
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I do.
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Carly.
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Hey, everybody.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Sam, first, Happy Birthday.
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You're my best friend in the whole
world and the funniest person
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I've ever met.
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Yes, Sam. Aow!
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Sam, you're smart and
creative and fun and awesome,
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and you're the only person I
know who can eat an entire ham
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in less than 15 minutes.
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To Sam.
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Yeah.
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Freddie, you're up.
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Freddie.
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Freddie.
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Freddie.
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All right.
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I got a few words to say about Sam.
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Better watch it, Fredifer.
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I just wanna say, Sam,
even though you constantly
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cause me both physical and
emotional pain-- [Laughter]
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Not joking.
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I think of you and me as
really close friends.
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Apparently, I haven't caused
him enough emotional pain.
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Sam, you're funny, you're cool,
and you're the only girl
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I've ever seen knock
out a truck driver
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using only a carton of milk.
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So, Happy Birthday,
you crazy psychopath.
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Gibby, your turn, get up here.
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Gibby! All right!
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[Cheering]
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Hey. Couple of years ago,
I asked Sam to go with me
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to the junior high dance.
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Aww.
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So she broke my thumb.
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And at some point during the
slumber party, Sam took my bra,
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filled it with pudding, and
stuck it in the freezer.
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Then, the next morning, she
took it out and threatened
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to beat my brother with it
unless he gave her his muffin.
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And even though I haven't known
Sam for too long, I know
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that if I ever get in a
fight and I can have either
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the football team or Sam back
me up, I'm going with Sam.
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You are one bad dude.
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[Cheering]
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Uh, Gibby, maybe you wanna
put your vest back on?
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What are you, a cop?
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[Music]
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Party still going on?
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Uh, yeah.
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But at 10:00, everyone
turned invisible.
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Hey, keep it down, you guys.
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Sorry.
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Are you okay?
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My date with Veronica
didn't go too well.
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Why? You said you guys really
clicked the other day at hey food.
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I know. I don't get it.
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Maybe she only likes you
when you're wearing a tux.
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You know what?
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I think you may be right.
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I was kidding.
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No. Think about it.
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She wouldn't talk to me for months.
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Then I wear the tux and
boom, she gets all flirty
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and asks me out.
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Then I don't wear the tux
on our date and boom,
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she doesn't like me again.
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The tux is the key.
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Oh, please, there's no way-- shh.
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The tux is the key.
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[Music]
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Why are you cleaning out your locker?
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Just am.
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But these are your throwin' eggs.
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I know.
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Okay, why have you been acting
all weird since the party?
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It's no big deal.
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Just forget about it.
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AA-aah!
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The next time I sneeze, you
better say "god bless you."
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I will. I'm sorry.
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Who is that girl?
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Some chick named Jocelyn.
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Aah!
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And she's a student?
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Uh-huh. She's a senior.
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Yeah, a senior citizen.
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Let me down.
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No.
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Can someone call the police?
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Maybe you should stop her?
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Why me?
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You know, 'cause you're--
just 'cause some bully's
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picking on a kid doesn't
mean I should go in there--
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hey, hey, hey.
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Hey, break it up.
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Put that boy down right now.
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Aak! Uhh! Aah!
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You irritate me!
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[Bell rings]
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Come on, you people are
gonna be late for homeroom.
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Go. Go on.
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We better go.
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No.
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We're gonna be late.
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I don't care.
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What's bothering you?
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When everyone was making their
speeches about me at the party,
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it made me feel icky.
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Why? They said nice stuff.
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Yeah, Pete said he'd want me
for backup if he ever got
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in a fight and then he
called me a duuude.
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So?
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So unless I really got
this whole biology thing
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mixed up, I am not a dude.
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Oh, that's just an expression.
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People call me dude.
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Sometimes.
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It's different.
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When people think of you,
they don't think of fighting
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and pranks and vicious behavior.
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But that's who you are.
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You're lovable and vicious--
like your rabid cat frothy.
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I want guys like Pete to
think of me as just lovable,
271
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not the person to call
when there's a riot
272
00:10:39,246 --> 00:10:42,849
or they wanna tip a truck over.
273
00:10:42,926 --> 00:10:46,195
So you wanna, like, change your image?
274
00:10:46,269 --> 00:10:47,370
Would you help me?
275
00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,440
Of course.
276
00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:50,511
But what do you wanna-- I
wanna be more like you.
277
00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:54,854
You know, all soft and girly and weak.
278
00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:57,433
Well, then you're gonna
have to really commit.
279
00:10:57,507 --> 00:10:58,540
No more fighting.
280
00:10:58,610 --> 00:10:59,109
Done.
281
00:10:59,179 --> 00:11:01,680
No more pranks, no more
spitting for distance.
282
00:11:01,754 --> 00:11:02,854
That's all over.
283
00:11:02,924 --> 00:11:06,126
And you can't wear boxer
shorts to school anymore.
284
00:11:06,202 --> 00:11:06,635
Why?
285
00:11:06,703 --> 00:11:08,905
If you wanna be all soft and
girly, you gotta-- don't say it.
286
00:11:08,977 --> 00:11:10,078
I'm just gonna say-- don't.
287
00:11:10,148 --> 00:11:12,283
Okay. I won't say it.
288
00:11:12,355 --> 00:11:13,622
Thanks.
289
00:11:13,693 --> 00:11:14,259
Panties.
290
00:11:14,328 --> 00:11:15,228
Aah!
291
00:11:15,298 --> 00:11:16,898
[Music]
292
00:11:17,909 --> 00:11:22,412
[Music]
293
00:11:22,491 --> 00:11:23,791
There.
294
00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:25,896
So how does all this make me girlier?
295
00:11:25,969 --> 00:11:29,204
Well, this is good practice,
'cause your eating habits
296
00:11:29,279 --> 00:11:32,148
aren't the best.
297
00:11:32,222 --> 00:11:35,024
What are you sayin'?
298
00:11:35,099 --> 00:11:37,968
I'm saying it's not ladylike
to talk with your mouth full.
299
00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:41,711
What, I got to finish
chewing before I can talk?
300
00:11:41,787 --> 00:11:45,290
Yes. Guys like girls
with good manners.
301
00:11:45,366 --> 00:11:46,599
Fine.
302
00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:48,070
Um, if you like a guy, what
about doing stuff like...
303
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:52,378
Like texting him a smiley face
or leaving him a little card
304
00:11:52,455 --> 00:11:53,188
with hearts on it?
305
00:11:53,258 --> 00:11:56,260
I said I wanted to be girlier,
not a fruit cocktail.
306
00:11:56,335 --> 00:11:57,969
[Knock on door]
307
00:11:58,041 --> 00:11:59,574
Hey, what are you guys doing?
308
00:11:59,646 --> 00:12:01,313
Carly is teaching me
how to be girlier.
309
00:12:01,385 --> 00:12:02,252
And I'm outta here.
310
00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:04,122
Wait.
311
00:12:04,194 --> 00:12:04,727
What?
312
00:12:04,796 --> 00:12:06,496
I want you to role-play with
Sam so she can practice
313
00:12:06,568 --> 00:12:12,773
what to do when she likes a guy.
314
00:12:12,856 --> 00:12:14,156
Come on.
315
00:12:14,227 --> 00:12:15,094
No.
316
00:12:15,163 --> 00:12:16,564
For me?
317
00:12:16,634 --> 00:12:19,236
Come along.
318
00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:19,943
All right.
319
00:12:20,012 --> 00:12:20,812
What do you want me to do?
320
00:12:20,882 --> 00:12:21,949
Just stand here.
321
00:12:22,019 --> 00:12:23,153
Sam, you here.
322
00:12:23,223 --> 00:12:28,360
And I want you to pretend Freddie's
a guy you have a crush on.
323
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,440
One sec.
324
00:12:38,707 --> 00:12:39,474
Sam!
325
00:12:39,544 --> 00:12:41,011
Well, how can I pretend to
have a crush on Freddie
326
00:12:41,081 --> 00:12:43,616
if I'm looking at his face?
327
00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:47,159
You know, I don't need this.
328
00:12:47,235 --> 00:12:49,203
Hey. I'm back.
329
00:12:49,275 --> 00:12:50,042
You were with Veronica?
330
00:12:50,111 --> 00:12:50,511
Yeah.
331
00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:52,113
And you were totally
right about the tux.
332
00:12:52,184 --> 00:12:53,484
Best date of my life.
333
00:12:53,556 --> 00:12:55,591
I was joking about the tux.
334
00:12:55,662 --> 00:12:57,263
Whatev. She likes me now.
335
00:12:57,335 --> 00:12:59,169
And it's all 'cause of good old tuxie.
336
00:12:59,242 --> 00:13:00,275
Right, tuxie?
337
00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:02,479
Right on, Mr. Spencer.
338
00:13:02,552 --> 00:13:05,287
No girl's gonna like you better
just 'cause you're wearing a tux.
339
00:13:05,361 --> 00:13:06,294
Think about it.
340
00:13:06,365 --> 00:13:08,966
Before I got the tux, Veronica
wanted no part of me.
341
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,708
First time I wear the
tux, she asks me out.
342
00:13:11,782 --> 00:13:14,017
The date comes, I don't
wear the tux, she hates me.
343
00:13:14,089 --> 00:13:16,991
This time, I wear the tux,
she kisses me on my face.
344
00:13:17,066 --> 00:13:18,900
It's science.
345
00:13:18,973 --> 00:13:20,874
Ah! Let go of my leg.
346
00:13:20,946 --> 00:13:23,914
Aah. Oh.
347
00:13:23,989 --> 00:13:25,523
What's going on there?
348
00:13:25,594 --> 00:13:26,861
I'm teaching Sam to be more girly.
349
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:29,200
Ah. Good work.
350
00:13:29,273 --> 00:13:31,873
No, no, n a aah!
351
00:13:39,239 --> 00:13:39,939
Come on.
352
00:13:40,008 --> 00:13:41,074
You look awesome.
353
00:13:41,145 --> 00:13:42,278
Come inside.
354
00:13:42,349 --> 00:13:43,282
I can't.
355
00:13:43,352 --> 00:13:45,352
Get in here.
356
00:13:53,017 --> 00:13:54,484
I feel like a daffodil.
357
00:13:54,556 --> 00:13:55,589
Good.
358
00:13:55,659 --> 00:13:59,529
Embrace your inner daffodility.
359
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,440
Look, look, look,
it's Pete, it's Pete.
360
00:14:01,512 --> 00:14:02,679
I know.
361
00:14:02,749 --> 00:14:03,782
How'd you know he'd be here?
362
00:14:03,853 --> 00:14:04,786
I do my research.
363
00:14:04,856 --> 00:14:06,323
He comes here every
Tuesday and Thursday
364
00:14:06,395 --> 00:14:07,995
after baseball practice.
365
00:14:08,066 --> 00:14:08,833
Oh, perfect.
366
00:14:08,902 --> 00:14:10,036
His friend just left.
367
00:14:10,107 --> 00:14:11,340
Now, get over there and girl it up.
368
00:14:11,411 --> 00:14:12,311
Unh.
369
00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:13,747
Oh, come on, daffodility.
370
00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:14,719
That's not even a word.
371
00:14:14,789 --> 00:14:19,092
Go.
372
00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:20,137
Hi there, Pete.
373
00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:21,640
Hey, Sam.
374
00:14:21,712 --> 00:14:25,081
Whoa. You look great.
375
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,857
What happened?
376
00:14:27,932 --> 00:14:29,466
I don't know. May I sit?
377
00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:35,108
Yeah, sure.
378
00:14:35,189 --> 00:14:38,524
Good-looking burger.
379
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,600
You want the rest?
380
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:44,274
No, no, I'm just gonna throw it
away for you-- if you were done.
381
00:14:44,352 --> 00:14:46,352
Yeah, thanks.
382
00:15:04,886 --> 00:15:05,719
It's gone.
383
00:15:05,789 --> 00:15:06,956
Cool.
384
00:15:07,027 --> 00:15:08,994
[Sniffs]
385
00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:12,503
Hey, are you wearing perfume?
386
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,346
Um, yeah, a little.
387
00:15:14,418 --> 00:15:18,321
You can sniff me if you wanna.
388
00:15:18,397 --> 00:15:20,165
Uh, okay.
389
00:15:20,236 --> 00:15:22,671
[Sniffs]
390
00:15:22,745 --> 00:15:24,145
Nice.
391
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:26,718
Cool.
392
00:15:26,791 --> 00:15:27,124
Hey, Sam.
393
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,627
You can call me Samantha...
If you wanna.
394
00:15:29,701 --> 00:15:40,745
Samantha, so do you wanna
do something Friday night?
395
00:15:40,837 --> 00:15:43,239
Yes. Yes, I would.
396
00:15:43,312 --> 00:15:44,946
Cool.
397
00:15:45,018 --> 00:15:45,651
I'll text you.
398
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:46,319
I'll text you back.
399
00:15:46,389 --> 00:15:46,922
Late.
400
00:15:46,991 --> 00:15:49,592
Bye.
401
00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:50,332
He asked you out.
402
00:15:50,402 --> 00:15:50,868
I heard.
403
00:15:50,937 --> 00:15:52,070
Let's go pick out your outfit.
404
00:15:52,141 --> 00:15:53,074
Okay.
405
00:15:53,144 --> 00:15:56,380
Wait, Sam. One sec.
406
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,858
You know, I owe this all to you.
407
00:15:59,934 --> 00:16:11,144
You are doing an awesome job with me.
408
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:14,339
[Knocking]
409
00:16:14,414 --> 00:16:16,349
Hey, Veronica. Whoo.
410
00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:19,022
Hey, you're wearing your tux.
411
00:16:19,096 --> 00:16:19,729
Uh-huh.
412
00:16:19,798 --> 00:16:21,199
But we're going jogging.
413
00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:22,737
Yeah, I'm gonna jog in my tux.
414
00:16:22,808 --> 00:16:27,212
You know, a little tux jogging.
415
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,990
Okay, what's going on?
416
00:16:29,062 --> 00:16:31,764
Why won't you take off that tux?
417
00:16:31,837 --> 00:16:35,640
Okay, honestly, you only
like me when I'm wearing it.
418
00:16:35,717 --> 00:16:36,417
That's insane.
419
00:16:36,486 --> 00:16:39,989
You and I have never clicked
once unless I was wearing this.
420
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:47,905
I like you for you, not your tuxedo.
421
00:16:47,991 --> 00:16:53,695
I don't know if I believe you yet.
422
00:16:53,776 --> 00:16:56,044
Okay, I'll go change.
423
00:16:56,118 --> 00:16:58,285
Sorry, tuxie, I gotta
take you off now.
424
00:16:58,358 --> 00:17:03,329
Well, a man's gotta do
what a man's gotta do.
425
00:17:03,408 --> 00:17:04,241
Why don't I go change?
426
00:17:04,311 --> 00:17:04,844
Why don't you?
427
00:17:04,913 --> 00:17:05,446
Good call.
428
00:17:05,515 --> 00:17:08,884
[Music]
429
00:17:08,959 --> 00:17:11,261
And last night, Pete took
me for a walk in the park
430
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,035
and it was so romantic.
431
00:17:13,107 --> 00:17:14,507
And we saw this really
big hornet's nest,
432
00:17:14,578 --> 00:17:18,281
and I didn't throw a
rock at it or anything.
433
00:17:18,357 --> 00:17:19,057
Amazing.
434
00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:21,527
See? I am so proud of you.
435
00:17:21,601 --> 00:17:22,968
You wanted to change, and you did.
436
00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:23,538
Get out of my way.
437
00:17:23,608 --> 00:17:26,877
I'm in a bad mood.
438
00:17:26,952 --> 00:17:29,186
Move!
439
00:17:29,259 --> 00:17:30,826
That girl is a lunatic.
440
00:17:30,898 --> 00:17:35,101
I just hope she doesn't get
hungry and eat the soccer team.
441
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,847
What are you clowns laughing at?
442
00:17:37,921 --> 00:17:39,121
Oh, we weren't laughing.
443
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:42,795
Totally not laughing.
444
00:17:42,870 --> 00:17:46,139
I was laughing.
445
00:17:46,215 --> 00:17:47,949
Yeah? Then how about
shutting your mouth
446
00:17:48,021 --> 00:17:51,021
before I shut it for you?
447
00:17:59,358 --> 00:18:02,627
Look, I don't want any trouble.
448
00:18:02,703 --> 00:18:05,204
I do.
449
00:18:05,278 --> 00:18:06,345
[Freddie gasps]
450
00:18:06,414 --> 00:18:08,816
Ohh, this is gonna get fighty.
451
00:18:08,890 --> 00:18:13,927
Real fighty, real fast.
452
00:18:14,006 --> 00:18:16,107
Listen, I know I've
changed and everything,
453
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,080
but how bad would it be
if just for a second,
454
00:18:18,153 --> 00:18:21,088
I rip her head off her body?
455
00:18:21,163 --> 00:18:22,730
You're a better person than she is.
456
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:33,045
You don't have to sink to her level.
457
00:18:33,135 --> 00:18:39,307
Nice girls don't fight.
458
00:18:39,389 --> 00:18:46,128
I like your shoes.
459
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:49,514
[Music]
460
00:18:49,590 --> 00:18:52,091
Oh! Oh!
461
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,265
Oh!
462
00:18:53,335 --> 00:18:56,771
Wow, my tongue is so dry.
463
00:18:56,846 --> 00:18:59,248
Ahh. Thanks.
464
00:18:59,321 --> 00:19:00,688
What happened?
465
00:19:00,759 --> 00:19:02,160
We only ran four blocks.
466
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:05,099
I just--I'll be all right.
467
00:19:05,174 --> 00:19:07,208
Oh, no, you look like
you're about to pass out.
468
00:19:07,281 --> 00:19:08,281
No, no.
469
00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:14,122
I just--ohh, I need
some-- that's not water!
470
00:19:14,204 --> 00:19:14,870
What is it?
471
00:19:14,939 --> 00:19:16,306
I don't know.
472
00:19:16,377 --> 00:19:17,077
Here.
473
00:19:17,147 --> 00:19:18,614
You gotta take this off.
474
00:19:18,685 --> 00:19:19,551
No, no.
475
00:19:19,621 --> 00:19:20,154
No, please.
476
00:19:20,224 --> 00:19:21,390
You have to cool off and breathe.
477
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:26,731
Leave me be, leave me be.
478
00:19:26,812 --> 00:19:29,280
You're wearing the tux?
479
00:19:29,353 --> 00:19:32,688
Oh, that's weird.
480
00:19:32,764 --> 00:19:33,831
You know what?
481
00:19:33,902 --> 00:19:36,436
This isn't gonna work out.
482
00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:37,610
But you love me in the tux.
483
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,280
Lookit!
484
00:19:44,336 --> 00:19:45,336
Look at me.
485
00:19:45,406 --> 00:19:49,342
Don't go. Please, don't--
I'm so nicely dressed.
486
00:19:49,419 --> 00:19:52,654
Okay, fine, that's it.
487
00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:55,932
We are over.
488
00:19:56,007 --> 00:19:57,608
You do look cute in that tux.
489
00:19:57,679 --> 00:19:59,279
I know.
490
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:07,205
So what time is Pete meeting you here?
491
00:20:07,278 --> 00:20:08,278
8:15.
492
00:20:08,347 --> 00:20:09,481
Tell him where you're having dinner.
493
00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:11,286
On his uncle's boat.
494
00:20:11,357 --> 00:20:12,357
Nice.
495
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:13,261
I know.
496
00:20:13,331 --> 00:20:18,035
I love boat food.
497
00:20:18,113 --> 00:20:19,047
Uh-oh.
498
00:20:19,116 --> 00:20:22,085
Here comes big sweaty trouble.
499
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,994
Hey, look here.
500
00:20:24,066 --> 00:20:26,267
We got the whole iCarly gang.
501
00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:30,242
Two ballerinas and their tech stooge.
502
00:20:30,319 --> 00:20:33,154
She called me a tech stooge.
503
00:20:33,229 --> 00:20:36,365
Ooh, fries.
504
00:20:36,439 --> 00:20:38,073
Um, those are our fries.
505
00:20:38,145 --> 00:20:41,114
Oh, right. Sorry.
506
00:20:41,188 --> 00:20:43,788
Here. You keep 'em.
507
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,115
Sam, don't.
508
00:20:51,188 --> 00:20:52,955
This date tonight is
really important to you
509
00:20:53,027 --> 00:20:55,128
and I'm not gonna let you ruin
it by getting in a fight.
510
00:20:55,201 --> 00:20:58,336
Let me handle this.
511
00:20:58,411 --> 00:21:00,011
Look.
512
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,330
I know the only reason
you act like this
513
00:21:05,401 --> 00:21:07,502
is 'cause you're insecure, but
that doesn't make it okay
514
00:21:07,575 --> 00:21:10,175
for you to-- Sam?
515
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,244
Yeah?
516
00:21:19,313 --> 00:21:20,814
Rip her head off.
517
00:21:20,886 --> 00:21:22,019
[Audience cheers]
518
00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:23,724
Rip my head off?
519
00:21:23,794 --> 00:21:27,794
I'd love to see her try
and-- aaaaaaaaaaaah!
520
00:21:45,366 --> 00:21:46,866
Is that all you got?
521
00:21:46,937 --> 00:21:48,004
Tap out.
522
00:21:48,075 --> 00:21:50,075
Tap out.
523
00:21:55,298 --> 00:21:56,832
Get out of here!
524
00:21:56,903 --> 00:21:59,372
[Applause]
525
00:21:59,445 --> 00:22:01,045
Out!
526
00:22:09,512 --> 00:22:10,445
You all right?
527
00:22:10,515 --> 00:22:13,115
Yeah, but, uh...
Hey.
528
00:22:22,922 --> 00:22:24,255
Hi.
529
00:22:24,326 --> 00:22:28,396
Did you see what just...
Yeah.
530
00:22:28,474 --> 00:22:30,108
Oh.
531
00:22:30,179 --> 00:22:34,082
You were4 like, awesome.
532
00:22:34,159 --> 00:22:35,092
Seriously?
533
00:22:35,162 --> 00:22:35,762
Yeah.
534
00:22:35,831 --> 00:22:37,966
But I thought you asked
me out 'cause I was all--
535
00:22:38,038 --> 00:22:41,341
dude, I don't wanna
date some daffodil.
536
00:22:41,415 --> 00:22:42,015
You don't?
537
00:22:42,085 --> 00:22:43,085
No, man.
538
00:22:43,155 --> 00:22:44,789
I want a girl who can
kiss good and snap a bone
539
00:22:44,860 --> 00:22:47,095
when she needs to.
540
00:22:47,169 --> 00:22:49,837
Then I'm your girl.
541
00:22:49,911 --> 00:22:51,911
One sec.
542
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,774
It's actually a pretty good
place to keep French fries.
543
00:22:59,824 --> 00:23:04,374
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