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Okay, next, Sam will add two
cups of chopped chicken.
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Ah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. There it goes.
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And finally, the noodles.
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Oh.
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And then, you just stir until
it's all evenly mixed.
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And that's how you make--
chicken soup in a toilet.
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In the toilet, yo.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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And now, next on "icarly"--
we're gonna do something
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totally new.
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There's a girl named Kathy
right outside in the hall.
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She goes to our school
and we invited her
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to be on the show tonight.
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Now, Kathy thinks she's here
to play a new "iCarly" game--
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but we're actually gonna
pull a mind-blowing
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practical joke on her.
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Gibby, get out here and
get under the table.
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Yeah, Gibby. Woo.
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Hey. Yeah. Yeah.
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[Applause]
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And now, please welcome
our friend, Kathy.
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[Applause]
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Thanks for being on the show.
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Sure.
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So, what am I gonna do?
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You, ma'am, are gonna
play a new game called--
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"sniff those raspberries."
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Okay, Kathy, see this big
bowl of raspberries here?
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Yep.
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Your job is to sniff
those raspberries.
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You must inhale deeply.
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Then, you tell us three
words to describe exactly
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how they smell.
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Got it?
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Oh, yeah, I guess.
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Cool.
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Ten seconds on the clock.
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And now-- "sniff
those raspberries."
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[Screams]
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Sorry, Kathy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay, bye, Kathy.
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Yeah, thanks.
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You're awesome.
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Thanks for your help.
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Bye.
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Run along, now.
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Just keep scurrying.
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Tha you.
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There you go.
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Kay.
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That wrapst up for
this "icarly."
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'Til next Tim keep your
feet on the ground.
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And your soup in the toilet.
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Courage.
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Woo.
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And we're clear.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Woo.
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Woo.
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Good show, guys.
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She was really scared.
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Hey, how'd the show go?
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Awesome.
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Rocked.
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Good.
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Now, who wants to go out
for dinner and break in
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my fancy new credit card?
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Why did you get a new one?
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Because, you know, how I
haven't been sleeping well
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'cause of my stiff neck?
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Yeah.
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Well, I tried to order two
new special pillows online,
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but the pillow company
declined my credit card,
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so I called my credit
card company to complain.
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How long does this story go on?
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It gets better.
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Then I got in a phone fight
with the customer service lady,
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so I told her, "nertz to you,"
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and then I canceled that credit
card-- it's not getting better.
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--And then, I ordered this new one
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so that I could buy the pillows,
and look, my new card
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has a hologram on it.
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See?
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Happy bunny, sad bunny, happy
bunny, sad bunny-- okay.
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Happy bunny.
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Let's go.
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The bunny has conflicting emotions.
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[Music]
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In five, four, three, two-- [Music]
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I know, you see
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somehow the world
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will change for me
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and be so wonderful
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live life, breathe air
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I know somehow
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we're gonna get there
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and feel so wonderful
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it's all for real
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I'm telling you
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just how I feel
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so wake up the members
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of my nation
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it's your time to be
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there's no chance
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unless you take one
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and the time to see
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the brighter side
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of every situation
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some things are meant to be
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so give me your best
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and leave the rest to me
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[Knocking]
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Come in, Freddie.
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Why?
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I'm turning myself in circles
without touching my feet
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to the floor.
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Again, why?
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'Cause I was bored.
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Hey, how many people watched
"icarly" last night?
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I don't know. I'll check.
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You know, I bet this is really
good for your butt muscles.
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Wait, do butts have muscles?
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Yeah, I think they do.
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Okay, that's weird.
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What's weird?
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Oh. What's up?
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Well, I'm tryin' to log in
to our "icarly" account,
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but it won't let me.
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Did you change our password?
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No, it should still be samlovesham.
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Okay, wait.
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Now it's not even--no way.
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What?
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We don't own iCarly.com anymore.
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What? Yes, we do.
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No, look.
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It says, "unable to
charge "renewal fee.
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Account closed."
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No.
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It automatically charges
Spencer's credit card every--
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Spencer canceled that credit card.
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Oh man.
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We lost iCarly.com.
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All right, all right,
just don't panic.
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Just buy it back.
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Okay, okay.
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Hurry.
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I am hurrying-- someone
else already bought it.
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Who?
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Somebody named Amanda valdez.
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Amanda valdez?
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Who's-- oh, here, there's
a photo in her profile.
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Well, click it.
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I am. Here.
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[Screams]
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Mandy.
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It's Mandy.
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Our insane, biggest fan.
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Whoa, it is her.
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I know it's her.
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Why would I say it's
her if it wasn't her?
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Oh my go it's her.
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Mandy bought our url.
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Okay, calm down.
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At least, it was bought
by someone we know.
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Yes.
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Someone we know who's a lunatic,
who wears a duck mask.
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Remember the, "quack-quack,
quack-quack, quack-quack?"
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Hey, I stopped by the
market on my way home.
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"iCarly's" been hijacked
by a psychotic she-duck.
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Mexican sponges.
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[Music]
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Hey.
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Have you guys seen Carly,
Sam, and/or Freddie,
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the "icarly" gang?
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No?
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They called me here for a meeting.
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Yo.
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Any of you have seen Carly,
Sam, and/or Freddie?
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No?
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Your loss.
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Excuse me, I'm looking for--
They're here. Move.
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Hey, you guys.
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Ow.
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Ow.
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Ow.
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Mandy. You got taller.
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And louder.
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And stronger.
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I know. I blossomed.
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Let's sit.
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Have you guys missed me?
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Oh, I got a special hat.
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Look it.
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With this remote control, I can
click through a slide show.
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These are screen grabs from "icarly.
" See?
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Oh, and here's me and my mom,
and here's me with my dad
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before he left.
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That is quite a hat.
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So, uh, mandy-- yeah?
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What's up, Carls?
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Well, we wanted to thank
you for buying iCarly.com
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when it expired.
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Uh-huh.
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You really saved us there.
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I know.
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'Cause, like, what if
some freak bought it?
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Right.
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Exactly.
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So, if you'll just sign
this transfer document,
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we'll get the url back and you
won't have to worry about it.
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Oh, no way.
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You won't sign iCarly.com back over to us?
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Well, come on.
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I mean, you guys almost lost it.
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We can't let that happen again, right?
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It won't happen again.
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It was just a screw-up with
Spencer's credit card.
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Whatever.
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I'll just hang on to the
url, and I'll be like
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you guys' manager.
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Manager?
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Como?
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Oh, good news.
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I got a new and improved duck mask.
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Quack-quack, quack-quack, quack-quack,
quack-quack, quack-quack.
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Quack-quack.
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Quack-quack.
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Who's the duck?
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Our manager.
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Quack-quack.
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Man, she's weird.
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Quack-quack.
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Hey t-bo, where's my smoothie?
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Quack-quack.
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[Music]
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[Doorbell ringing]
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Coming.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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You order some pillows
from pillow-my-head.com?
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I did. Yes.
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Sign here.
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Sure.
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I am so psyched to get these.
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I read that their pillows
really support your head
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and neck while you sleep.
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Yeah, that's pretty interesting.
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So, where are my pillows?
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My partner's bringing them up.
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[Bell ringing]
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That's probably him.
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Whoa, wait, I just
ordered two pillows.
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No, you ordered 200 pillows.
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Two-hundred?
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What person orders 200 pillows?
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You.
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No, I didn't.
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You signed for them.
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Yeah but that was before-- no, no, no.
No, no.
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You need to take 198
of these pillows back.
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Hey. Watch it, man.
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Oh.
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Stop.
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Help me, Lou.
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Please. Don't.
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No, wait, no. No, no. No.
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No. Get help.
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Please.
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No.
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[Music]
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And now on "icarly,"
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we'd like to present to you
another original play.
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It's called-- [Music]
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Can I pet your squirrel?
281
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Uh, little lady, this is no squirrel.
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This here is a mustache.
283
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Does he like nuts?
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Nuts?
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Your squirrel.
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Is he nutty for nuts?
287
00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:27,439
Dear, there's nary a
squirrel upon my face.
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Once again, this is a mustache.
289
00:10:29,590 --> 00:10:31,157
What's his name?
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Who's name?
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Your squirrel's.
292
00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:36,367
Is it a boy squirrel
or a girl squirrel?
293
00:10:36,410 --> 00:10:40,478
Well, now you surely must be
an idiot, for there is not,
294
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nor has there ever been,
a squirrel upon my lip.
295
00:10:44,133 --> 00:10:46,069
Is his name, like, George?
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00:10:46,107 --> 00:10:48,708
My goodness, when I tell you
I don't have-- hey, guys.
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Mandy, we're in the middle of a show.
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I know, but I don't get it.
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You don't get what?
300
00:10:53,029 --> 00:10:55,430
You know, that's obviously
not a squirrel.
301
00:10:55,469 --> 00:10:57,271
Mandy-- that's the joke.
302
00:10:57,310 --> 00:11:01,178
Um, you all remember Mandy,
"icarly's" biggest fan.
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Boo-yah.
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She bought our Web address.
305
00:11:04,632 --> 00:11:07,767
So now she's our manager.
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Uh-oh, part of your real
hair is showing. Here--
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what? No, Mandy, no.
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I'll go drop this in the trash.
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Sam.
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I'm gonna kill her.
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Please join us on
the next "icarly."
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I'm gonna kill her.
313
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She's not gonna kill her.
314
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:21,546
I'm gonna kill her.
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00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:22,349
Freddie, turn the camera off.
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Bye.
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I'm gonna kill her.
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Quack-quack.
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Freddie.
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And we're clear.
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[Music]
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One for you, one for you, one for you.
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Listen, Mandy.
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You've been so-- helpful to our show.
325
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Yeah, you're an awesome manager.
326
00:11:43,984 --> 00:11:45,684
Hey.
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You guys want some bagels?
328
00:11:47,594 --> 00:11:48,261
No, thanks.
329
00:11:48,297 --> 00:11:49,063
Buck a piece.
330
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,432
We don't want any bagels.
331
00:11:50,469 --> 00:11:54,337
I'll sell you the whole stick--$5.
332
00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:58,715
Bye.
333
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:03,964
Anyway, Mandy, we'd just
feel more comfortable if--
334
00:12:04,011 --> 00:12:06,746
if you'd sign the iCarly.com url
back over to us.
335
00:12:06,786 --> 00:12:09,855
I already gave it back.
336
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:10,630
When?
337
00:12:10,665 --> 00:12:13,166
After Freddie e-mailed me
last night begging for it.
338
00:12:13,205 --> 00:12:17,108
Does my tongue have a sore on it?
339
00:12:17,151 --> 00:12:18,485
I didn't e-mail you last night.
340
00:12:18,523 --> 00:12:19,389
Sure you did.
341
00:12:19,426 --> 00:12:21,894
You're freddieb123 @splashface.com, right?
342
00:12:21,934 --> 00:12:22,334
No.
343
00:12:22,369 --> 00:12:23,302
Oh.
344
00:12:23,339 --> 00:12:32,847
Well, then who'd I sign
the website over to?
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I'm Carly.
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And I'm Sam.
347
00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:42,624
Hello, former "icarly" fans.
348
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I'm Nevel Papperman.
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00:12:43,968 --> 00:12:47,070
Welcome to the new iCarly.com.
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00:12:47,111 --> 00:12:57,918
And now, Carly and Sam are
going to visit my underarms.
351
00:12:57,977 --> 00:12:58,877
We can't breathe.
352
00:12:58,913 --> 00:13:01,214
Too bad.
353
00:13:01,253 --> 00:13:03,853
[Sinister laughing]
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[Music]
355
00:13:15,404 --> 00:13:17,004
[music]
356
00:13:21,588 --> 00:13:22,888
Hey, what's up, Carly and friends?
357
00:13:22,926 --> 00:13:23,358
Nothing.
358
00:13:23,394 --> 00:13:24,694
Everything.
359
00:13:24,731 --> 00:13:25,331
Oh.
360
00:13:25,366 --> 00:13:27,933
Well, that's not vague.
361
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,474
What's the problem?
362
00:13:30,514 --> 00:13:35,584
What is the problem?
363
00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:39,032
You got tricked into giving
iCarly.com to Nevel.
364
00:13:39,074 --> 00:13:39,773
Papperman?
365
00:13:39,809 --> 00:13:40,875
Yeah.
366
00:13:40,912 --> 00:13:42,446
And that little nub-munch
took our website down
367
00:13:42,484 --> 00:13:44,218
and put up a puppet
show making fun of us.
368
00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:47,657
And he made our puppet
personas sniff his pits.
369
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,600
Man, why is that little
jerk always trying so hard
370
00:13:49,639 --> 00:13:50,538
to mess with you guys?
371
00:13:50,575 --> 00:13:51,008
Nice bird.
372
00:13:51,043 --> 00:13:53,410
Stop it.
373
00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:54,316
He's jealous.
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00:13:54,353 --> 00:13:54,719
'Cause "icarly"
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00:13:54,754 --> 00:13:57,555
is just as popular as his
stupid "nevelocity" site is.
376
00:13:57,596 --> 00:14:00,230
And he still hates me because
I refused to kiss him.
377
00:14:00,271 --> 00:14:01,338
Why don't you go check
out Nevel's site
378
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:03,176
and see if he's sayin' bad
stuff about us on there.
379
00:14:03,214 --> 00:14:04,314
Okay.
380
00:14:04,351 --> 00:14:08,821
Hey, I know how we can get
the iCarly.com url back from Nevel.
381
00:14:08,865 --> 00:14:09,231
You do?
382
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:09,799
How?
383
00:14:09,835 --> 00:14:14,538
Okay, first, we're gonna
need three zebras.
384
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:15,583
That's it. Come here.
385
00:14:15,619 --> 00:14:16,586
Okay. Where are we going?
386
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:21,893
On an adventure? Whoa.
387
00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:22,139
Here.
388
00:14:22,174 --> 00:14:23,675
Blow up this garbage bag
'till it's full of air.
389
00:14:23,712 --> 00:14:24,178
Why?
390
00:14:24,213 --> 00:14:25,747
You wanna help us get
our site back or not?
391
00:14:25,785 --> 00:14:26,184
Of course I do.
392
00:14:26,219 --> 00:14:26,952
Then blow.
393
00:14:26,988 --> 00:14:28,588
On it.
394
00:14:34,009 --> 00:14:35,242
Okay, what is that?
395
00:14:35,279 --> 00:14:38,416
A super-cool deep sea fishing rod.
396
00:14:38,457 --> 00:14:40,658
I found it at the junkyard,
brought it home, lubed it up,
397
00:14:40,698 --> 00:14:42,231
and it works great.
398
00:14:42,269 --> 00:14:45,804
Yar, I've caught me
another pillow-fish.
399
00:14:45,847 --> 00:14:47,213
You've never fished before.
400
00:14:47,252 --> 00:14:48,085
'Cause I never had a rod.
401
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,555
But now I do, which gives
my pillows purpose.
402
00:14:51,598 --> 00:14:53,898
You know, I could reel in a fish
up to 300 pounds with this baby?
403
00:14:53,937 --> 00:14:57,805
I'm halfway there.
404
00:14:57,849 --> 00:15:01,384
This day is so weird.
405
00:15:01,426 --> 00:15:03,060
What's Nevel saying on "nevelocity"?
406
00:15:03,098 --> 00:15:03,931
Nothing.
407
00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:06,001
He's just promoting another
autograph-signing event
408
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,072
for his fans.
409
00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:08,710
He's so conceited.
410
00:15:08,747 --> 00:15:11,014
Where's he signing autographs?
When?
411
00:15:11,055 --> 00:15:13,422
This weekend at the
Beverly garvin hotel.
412
00:15:13,462 --> 00:15:14,428
Why?
413
00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:18,067
What if we show up there and trick
Nevel into signing iCarly.com
414
00:15:18,109 --> 00:15:19,109
back over to us?
415
00:15:19,147 --> 00:15:21,281
How are we gonna trick Nevel?
416
00:15:21,319 --> 00:15:23,086
As soon as he saw us, he'd
know something was up.
417
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:23,757
True.
418
00:15:23,794 --> 00:15:27,729
We could send Mandy.
419
00:15:27,773 --> 00:15:29,207
Or what about Spencer?
420
00:15:29,244 --> 00:15:29,710
Nah.
421
00:15:29,746 --> 00:15:34,215
Nevel's seen Mandy and Spencer.
422
00:15:34,259 --> 00:15:36,893
But Nevel hasn't seen
my great aunt Natalie.
423
00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:39,000
We don't have a great aunt Natalie.
424
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,240
What size dress do you wear?
425
00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:43,879
Ten, why?
426
00:15:43,921 --> 00:15:45,521
[Music]
427
00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:57,619
Nevel Papperman.
428
00:15:57,663 --> 00:15:59,029
Thanks.
429
00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:01,068
That'll be $4.
430
00:16:05,653 --> 00:16:07,454
Here you go.
431
00:16:07,492 --> 00:16:12,728
Thank you for your support.
432
00:16:12,775 --> 00:16:14,909
Pardon me.
433
00:16:14,948 --> 00:16:19,317
Are you Nevel paper-man?
434
00:16:19,361 --> 00:16:21,095
It's Papperman.
435
00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:22,166
Oh, yes.
436
00:16:22,202 --> 00:16:25,005
I do so enjoy your website.
437
00:16:25,045 --> 00:16:30,947
But I never knew you were
such a handsome young boy.
438
00:16:30,996 --> 00:16:33,163
I blush.
439
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:34,302
Well, hello.
440
00:16:34,338 --> 00:16:35,771
You come here alone?
441
00:16:35,809 --> 00:16:41,411
Yes. Go away now.
442
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,225
Here, young man.
443
00:16:42,261 --> 00:16:46,399
If I could just get your autograph,
I'd be-- come on, baby.
444
00:16:46,443 --> 00:16:50,279
Let's go get us some
chicken pot pie, huh.
445
00:16:50,323 --> 00:16:52,790
No, I don't care for pot pie.
446
00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:54,830
Run along.
447
00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:58,303
Now, if you could just sign your
name right here, you'd make me
448
00:16:58,345 --> 00:17:00,545
such a happy old woman.
449
00:17:00,585 --> 00:17:02,318
Well, of course.
450
00:17:02,357 --> 00:17:04,891
Now, who should I make it out to?
451
00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:09,099
Carly, Sam, or Freddie?
452
00:17:09,143 --> 00:17:11,712
I don't know those people.
453
00:17:11,752 --> 00:17:12,985
Really?
454
00:17:13,023 --> 00:17:16,024
Now, now, no need to unfold things.
455
00:17:16,065 --> 00:17:17,900
Oh, be quiet, Spencer.
456
00:17:17,938 --> 00:17:19,572
You were just trying
to get me to sign this
457
00:17:19,611 --> 00:17:21,445
url transfer document.
458
00:17:21,484 --> 00:17:22,617
No, no.
459
00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:25,256
I'm just a busty old woman.
460
00:17:25,297 --> 00:17:26,196
Spencer.
461
00:17:26,232 --> 00:17:28,032
You're not too old for me.
462
00:17:28,071 --> 00:17:29,338
Beat it, buddy.
463
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:32,709
Oh my God. Security.
464
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:34,517
Now you listen to me, Nevel.
465
00:17:34,556 --> 00:17:37,057
You better give little
sister her website back
466
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,165
or I swear I will-- you'll what?
467
00:17:39,204 --> 00:17:42,472
You don't wanna know what
I'll do-- that's the one.
468
00:17:42,513 --> 00:17:44,080
That's a man-lady.
469
00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:45,152
No, no.
470
00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:52,827
I'm just a simple old lady
from-- get him. Get him.
471
00:17:52,878 --> 00:17:55,313
I hate you.
472
00:17:55,353 --> 00:17:56,953
[Music]
473
00:18:02,005 --> 00:18:06,175
Well, tell us what happened?
474
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:09,121
Nevel figured out it was you.
475
00:18:09,161 --> 00:18:13,731
And you got chased by security guards.
476
00:18:13,776 --> 00:18:15,810
Okay, that's it.
477
00:18:15,849 --> 00:18:16,548
Where are you goin'?
478
00:18:16,585 --> 00:18:19,718
To get our website back.
479
00:18:19,759 --> 00:18:24,863
[Knock on door]
480
00:18:24,908 --> 00:18:27,676
Look, why don't you just
put the wig back on,
481
00:18:27,717 --> 00:18:32,253
and we can start all over.
482
00:18:32,297 --> 00:18:33,897
[Music]
483
00:18:40,155 --> 00:18:41,855
Carly Shay.
484
00:18:41,894 --> 00:18:44,161
I had a feeling I'd hear from you.
485
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,967
I want iCarly.com back.
486
00:18:46,005 --> 00:18:48,373
We all want things.
487
00:18:48,414 --> 00:18:49,313
I mean it.
488
00:18:49,350 --> 00:18:51,317
Carly, if you want your
precious website back,
489
00:18:51,355 --> 00:18:52,989
all you need to do is ask.
490
00:18:53,027 --> 00:18:53,760
Oy.
491
00:18:53,797 --> 00:18:55,364
Can I have my website back?
492
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:55,934
No.
493
00:18:55,971 --> 00:18:57,671
Nub.
494
00:18:57,708 --> 00:18:59,341
Don't be rude.
495
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:01,080
I'm just negotiating.
496
00:19:01,118 --> 00:19:02,285
What do you want?
497
00:19:02,322 --> 00:19:04,723
The same thing I wanted
the day we first met.
498
00:19:04,763 --> 00:19:08,565
A kiss, a kiss is what I
seek-- upon your lips--
499
00:19:08,609 --> 00:19:10,743
no, not your cheek.
500
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:14,117
Okay, first of all, no
one likes a rhymer.
501
00:19:14,158 --> 00:19:15,324
Very well.
502
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,463
If you refuse to kiss me,
I suppose I'll just have
503
00:19:17,502 --> 00:19:19,303
to keep iCarly.com forever.
504
00:19:19,341 --> 00:19:20,641
And there isn't a darn
thing-- I'll do it.
505
00:19:20,678 --> 00:19:22,746
Whoa, what?
506
00:19:22,784 --> 00:19:24,785
I said I'll kiss you.
507
00:19:24,824 --> 00:19:26,058
You're trying to trick me.
508
00:19:26,095 --> 00:19:28,129
I smell subterfuge.
509
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,735
No, Nevel, I'm tired of playing games.
510
00:19:30,776 --> 00:19:33,343
You want a kiss, fine, I don't care.
511
00:19:33,384 --> 00:19:35,351
I just want my website back.
512
00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:39,592
Oh, well okay.
513
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,036
Meet me in the alleyway
on the West Side
514
00:19:41,074 --> 00:19:41,807
of my apartment building.
515
00:19:41,843 --> 00:19:43,443
Tonight. Eight o'clock.
516
00:19:43,481 --> 00:19:47,183
All right, but if you pull
any shenanigans-- I won't.
517
00:19:47,226 --> 00:19:48,193
Then I'll see you at eight.
518
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,930
I'll bring the url transfer document.
519
00:19:49,968 --> 00:19:52,769
And bring your sweet lips.
520
00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:58,113
Get ready, Carly Shay for a
real kiss, from a real man.
521
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,796
Mother, run a bath.
522
00:20:01,838 --> 00:20:03,438
[Music]
523
00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:19,687
Carly Shay.
524
00:20:19,727 --> 00:20:22,929
You look lovely in low light.
525
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:25,237
Um, thanks?
526
00:20:25,278 --> 00:20:26,444
It was a compliment.
527
00:20:26,481 --> 00:20:28,114
Whatever, let's just
get this over with.
528
00:20:28,153 --> 00:20:29,519
Nay nay.
529
00:20:29,557 --> 00:20:32,158
You will have a pleasant
attitude when you kiss me
530
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:33,465
or the deal's off.
531
00:20:33,503 --> 00:20:35,737
Okay.
532
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,343
But you sign this first.
533
00:20:37,381 --> 00:20:37,881
No.
534
00:20:37,916 --> 00:20:39,516
You kiss me first.
535
00:20:39,554 --> 00:20:43,556
If I kiss you, how do I know
you'll sign it afterwards?
536
00:20:43,599 --> 00:20:45,700
You don't trust me.
537
00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:46,539
Smart girl.
538
00:20:46,576 --> 00:20:52,144
Hand me the document.
539
00:20:52,192 --> 00:20:53,759
Here you are.
540
00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:54,863
Thanks.
541
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:58,004
And before you try to run away--raul?
542
00:20:58,045 --> 00:21:03,948
Alphonzo?
543
00:21:03,995 --> 00:21:05,061
Friends of yours?
544
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:08,066
More like insurance-- to
make sure you don't try
545
00:21:08,108 --> 00:21:09,741
to skip out on my kiss.
546
00:21:09,780 --> 00:21:11,781
You don't trust me?
547
00:21:11,819 --> 00:21:13,453
Smart boy.
548
00:21:13,491 --> 00:21:14,124
Yes.
549
00:21:14,159 --> 00:21:16,759
Now, first, this.
550
00:21:22,051 --> 00:21:26,020
No, first, this.
551
00:21:26,063 --> 00:21:32,437
Wait.
What are you-- bye Nevel.
552
00:21:32,452 --> 00:21:34,453
Wheee.
553
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:36,760
[Music]
554
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,501
C'mon, Spencer. Reel faster.
555
00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:40,942
She's heavy.
556
00:21:40,979 --> 00:21:42,247
Quack-quack.
557
00:21:42,284 --> 00:21:45,186
Come on, Spence.
558
00:21:45,228 --> 00:21:48,930
I'm not very comfortable.
559
00:21:48,972 --> 00:21:49,538
Grab her.
560
00:21:49,573 --> 00:21:50,106
All right, she can't go.
561
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:50,608
Hurry. Grab her.
562
00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:51,143
Come on.
563
00:21:51,178 --> 00:21:52,345
Hold her. Hold her.
564
00:21:52,382 --> 00:21:59,054
Here we go. Okay.
565
00:21:59,104 --> 00:21:59,570
Well?
566
00:21:59,605 --> 00:22:00,105
Did you get it?
567
00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:01,173
Shoosh yeah, I got it.
568
00:22:01,209 --> 00:22:02,876
Yeah.
569
00:22:02,915 --> 00:22:04,981
Wait, wait, wait.
570
00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:06,719
Thanks, Nevel.
571
00:22:06,757 --> 00:22:09,124
You'll pay for this, Carly Shay.
572
00:22:09,164 --> 00:22:11,831
I declare that you will rue this day.
573
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,436
You'll rue it.
574
00:22:14,477 --> 00:22:17,579
Give me the guacamole.
575
00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:21,858
Oh, yeah.
576
00:22:21,901 --> 00:22:24,369
Rue this, Nevel.
577
00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:27,409
What, what is she-- oh no.
578
00:22:40,590 --> 00:22:42,958
So now, what should we do?
579
00:22:42,998 --> 00:22:44,565
[Music]
580
00:22:44,603 --> 00:22:46,670
So we could go to the mall,
or if you guys are hungry
581
00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:48,610
we could stop by
"inside out burger."
582
00:22:48,648 --> 00:22:51,150
And oh, there's a new movie
out starring David schwimmer.
583
00:22:51,190 --> 00:22:52,356
He directed it, too.
584
00:22:52,393 --> 00:22:54,461
It's a story about two
men who are opposites
585
00:22:54,500 --> 00:23:02,004
but share the same dream-- okay,
I'll wait here in the hallway.
586
00:23:02,054 --> 00:23:06,604
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