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And that proves that the
hammer is the wrong tool
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to fix a desk lamp.
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Looks like Freddie is gonna be
doin' his homework in the dark.
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Okay, next on "iCarly"--
we're introducing
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a new segment which we
call-- tonight's episode--
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since the dawn of time,
kids have wanted things.
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And parents have said no.
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Until one brave little cave
girl changed the world forever.
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Archeologists recently dug
up this prehistoric DVD.
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It shows the cave girl's
courageous story.
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Play it.
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No problem.
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Oonga?
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Oonga-doonga?
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Eh, bwagga.
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Bwagga-oonga?
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Eh.
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Mom, dad, can I have a dinosaur?
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No, I'm sorry, baby.
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I'm afraid you can't have a dinosaur.
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[Screaming]
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Dinosaur.
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Dinosaur. Dinosaur.
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Honey, please stop.
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That's really inappropriate.
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Dinosaur. Dinosaur.
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[Screaming]
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Dinosaur. Dinosaur.
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All right.
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You can have a dinosaur.
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Oonga.
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And thus-- the tantrum was born.
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[Cheering]
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Okay, as you know, we've
been running a contest
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to find the "iCarly" viewers
who look the most like me,
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Sam, and Freddie.
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And tonight, we're gonna
show you our top three picks
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for the best look-alikes
here in Seattle.
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So, I'm gonna stand by this
monitor-- and Freddie will show us
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a local girl who looks
a lot like Carly.
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Here comes the Carly look-alike.
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Okay, now you come stand here.
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Okey-doke.
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Freddie, let's see the girl
who looks the most like Sam.
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Here she comes.
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[Cheering]
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Pretty close.
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Yeah, she's good lookin'.
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Okay, Freddie, it's your turn.
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Get over here.
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And now, the Freddie look-alike.
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[Cheering]
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Hey, that guy does look
a lot like Freddie.
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Oh, wait, I got the wrong pic.
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Here.
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There, now.
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That dude looks like Freddie.
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Get him off the monitor.
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Okay, sorry.
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Ooh, here's an exact match.
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[Toilet flush]
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Look, they're like twins.
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All right, that's it.
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Would it kill you to just show
me a little bit of respect?
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I knew it was a mistake to
let you touch my computer.
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I do not look like a toilet.
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You know what?
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Honestly, you gotta tell me.
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You know the thing that goes-- I
swear, Sam, one of these days,
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you are gonna push me.
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Why did she have to always
be the one who antagonizes?
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Stop.
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[Screaming]
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All right.
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We'll stop arguing.
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Oonga.
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In five, four, three, two-- [Music]
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I know you see
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somehow the world
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will change for me
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and be so wonderful
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live life, breathe air
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I know somehow
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we're gonna get there
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and feel so wonderful
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it's all for real
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I'm telling you
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just how I feel
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so wake up the members
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of my nation
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it's your time to be
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there's no chance
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unless you take one
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and a time to see
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the brighter side
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of every situation
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some things are meant to be
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so give your best
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Hey, guys.
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Great "iCarly" tonight.
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Thanks.
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Muy gracioso.
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I'm gonna check our feedback.
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Good idea.
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I'm gonna check the fridge.
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What's this for?
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New sculpture?
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Yes.
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And don't ask what it is
'cause it's a surprise.
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What is wrong with my purple paint?
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No way.
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What?
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I was just checking our feedback,
and look who wrote us.
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Kevin Colt.
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You mean the Kevin Colt
who I've never heard of?
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Uh, you've heard of his dad.
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Who's his dad?
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Jackson Colt.
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Get out.
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Don't you lie to mama.
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Who's Jackson Colt?
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What?
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And why the simultaneous "what"?
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Jackson Colt is, like, one of
the top 10 fighters in the MMA.
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Oh, yeah.
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I've heard of that guy.
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What did his son say?
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Uh, that his dad is fighting in
Seattle this weekend-- move.
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Whoa. Oh.
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Whoa, Kevin says he's
a big fan of ours
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and wants to come meet us.
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Cool.
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Hey, we should ask him if we can
interview his dad for "iCarly."
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Oh, that's brilliant.
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Hey, Freddie, bring me that
screwdriver, would you?
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I think the nozzle on
this paint can is jammed.
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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That can is pressurized.
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Be careful.
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Yuh-huhhh.
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I have to meet Jackson Colt.
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He's got this one move
called the shoulder crunch,
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and I need to learn how to do it.
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Yeah, I bet he can teach
you all kinds of new ways
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to hurt people.
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I know.
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Man, if we get to interview
Jackson Colt on "iCarly,"
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it'll be the coolest
thing we ever-- oh.
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Could someone bring me a tissue?
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[Music]
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Hey, Freddie, hold this.
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Uh-- I took it out of
Carter Ford's locker.
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Why did you steal Carter's basketball?
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'Cause I think he's cute.
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Well, you're gonna think
this e-mail is a lot cuter.
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What?
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Grow hair any time, anywhere?
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Ugh.
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Oh, there.
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Kevin got us tickets to the MMA fight.
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Yeah.
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And we get to hang out with
him and his dad backstage.
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We're gonna meet Jackson Colt.
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And Kevin said we get to
interview him for "iCarly."
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Ah, this is perfect.
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We do a little interview,
we eat some nachos,
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we watch huge dudes punch
each other in the face.
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Excuse me.
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Who is punching who in the face?
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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You forgot your ointment.
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Mom. It stopped itching.
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Itches can come back.
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Please let his itch come back.
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Who's fighting?
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Look, it's no big deal.
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We're gonna do "iCarly"
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from an MMA fight.
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Mixed martial arts?
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Oh, no.
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My Freddie is not going anywhere
near one of those brutal fights.
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Ugh, why you always gotta
irritate everybody?
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Come on, mom.
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They can't do the show without me.
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You've never even seen an MMA fight.
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I don't have to.
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I know that exposure to
violence is very bad
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for a teenage boy's development.
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Says who?
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I read it on aggressiveparenting.com.
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Why did you take my ball?
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What?
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Oh, no, I didn't--ow.
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That's for stealin' my ball.
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Excuse me.
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I happen to be his mother.
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Ah.
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And that's for giving birth to him.
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Ow.
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[Music]
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Hey, Spencer.
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Hey, kiddo.
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Oh, Sam and Freddie are here.
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When aren't they here?
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Good point.
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So true.
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Oh, I brought you a present
from the groovy smoothie.
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Please be a smoothie.
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It's a smoothie.
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Yay!
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Awesome. Thanks.
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Okay, what is this sculpture?
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It's a gigantic version
of Newton balls.
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Newton balls?
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Here, watch.
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Look at that, huh?
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You see, as sir Isaac
Newton theorized,
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the behavior of a pendulum
follows from the conservation
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of momentum and kinetic
energy only in the case
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of two pendulums.
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But, in a case where you
have-- where did you go?
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We got bored.
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You guys, we have to do "iCarly"
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from that MMA fight.
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My mom won't let me go.
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Yeah, no offense, Freddie,
but your mom is horrible.
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How could I be offended by that?
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Can we just try to
figure something out?
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What if Freddie's mom had
a little-- accident?
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What?
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My Uncle carmine?
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We're not paying your Uncle
carmine to hurt Freddie's mom.
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Well, he's not gonna do it for free.
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Hey, why don't we get
Spencer to talk to her?
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Hey, can you do us a favor?
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Sure, what do you need?
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We wanna do an interview
for "iCarly" backstage
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at a mixed martial arts fight.
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And Freddie's freakish
mother won't let him go.
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What do you say about her
when I'm not in the room?
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Will you just talk to Mrs.
Benson and try to change her mind?
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I don't know if that's
such a good idea.
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Come on.
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The worst she can do is say no.
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Right, but--okay.
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You're not gonna love hearing this,
but I kind of agree with her.
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Huh?
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I don't want you going
to that fight either.
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You're kidding, right?
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No, I'm serious.
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Spencer.
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Look.
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I've seen those MMA fights.
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They can get really rough.
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I don't think it's a place for kids.
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Okay, when did you
suddenly turn uncool?
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Uh, when did you turn
into a little baby
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who yells at me the first time
she doesn't get what she wants?
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Right when you stopped
giving me what I want.
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Uh, we're gonna-- go.
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No, it's fine.
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We're just having a discussion,
and I'm going to that fight.
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No, you're not.
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Look, I'm sorry you're upset,
but I'm in charge here.
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You're the kid, and I'm the adult.
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You give me that back right now.
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No, I bought it.
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You gave it to me as a present.
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Let me go to that MMA fight.
271
00:10:47,739 --> 00:10:48,739
You're not going to that fight.
272
00:10:48,775 --> 00:10:49,875
Then you're not getting
this smoothie back.
273
00:10:49,911 --> 00:10:50,911
Don't be such a big baby.
274
00:10:50,947 --> 00:10:52,914
I can't believe you're
trying to ruin this for me.
275
00:10:52,951 --> 00:10:54,051
It's my job to keep you safe.
276
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,521
You don't deserve this smoothie.
277
00:10:55,557 --> 00:10:58,393
Give me that smoothie back right now.
278
00:10:58,430 --> 00:11:05,467
Don't touch my Newton balls.
279
00:11:05,509 --> 00:11:07,109
[Music]
280
00:11:11,353 --> 00:11:12,319
I don't know if we should do this.
281
00:11:12,356 --> 00:11:12,855
Should we do this?
282
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:14,989
I don't know if we should do this.
283
00:11:15,027 --> 00:11:16,561
We should, and we are.
284
00:11:16,597 --> 00:11:17,597
Well, what if it doesn't work?
285
00:11:17,632 --> 00:11:19,300
It's gonna work.
286
00:11:19,336 --> 00:11:20,170
What's Kevin sayin'?
287
00:11:20,205 --> 00:11:21,939
Uh, he and his dad just got there.
288
00:11:21,976 --> 00:11:23,877
The fights don't start for
another hour and a half.
289
00:11:23,915 --> 00:11:24,514
Awesome.
290
00:11:24,549 --> 00:11:26,316
Tonight is gonna be insane.
291
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,954
You know I've never snuck out before.
292
00:11:27,989 --> 00:11:29,122
Not once in my whole life.
293
00:11:29,159 --> 00:11:31,293
I have, once.
294
00:11:31,330 --> 00:11:32,029
Really?
295
00:11:32,065 --> 00:11:33,032
What happened?
296
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:38,107
I walked out the front door
of the building, saw a hobo,
297
00:11:38,147 --> 00:11:41,483
ran back inside.
298
00:11:41,521 --> 00:11:45,190
You are one crazy motorboat, kid.
299
00:11:45,228 --> 00:11:46,495
Are you guys sure we should do this?
300
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,265
Yes, our plan is fool-proof.
301
00:11:48,301 --> 00:11:49,034
Unless it doesn't work.
302
00:11:49,070 --> 00:11:50,037
It's gonna work.
303
00:11:50,072 --> 00:11:51,038
How can you be so sure?
304
00:11:51,074 --> 00:11:53,275
Like, what if-- we're ready.
305
00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:54,912
[Music]
306
00:12:03,836 --> 00:12:06,836
This is totally gonna work.
307
00:12:18,692 --> 00:12:20,326
Wow.
308
00:12:20,363 --> 00:12:21,863
This is kind of amazing.
309
00:12:21,899 --> 00:12:22,632
Yeah.
310
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:25,635
Not exactly clones, but close.
311
00:12:25,673 --> 00:12:26,707
Uh-huh.
312
00:12:26,742 --> 00:12:28,009
I see we're a pretty good match.
313
00:12:28,045 --> 00:12:29,912
Totally.
314
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:33,917
Hey, when did Freddie
start looking so hot?
315
00:12:33,956 --> 00:12:34,155
Okay.
316
00:12:34,190 --> 00:12:37,858
This chick is nothing like me.
317
00:12:37,896 --> 00:12:38,329
Oh, come on.
318
00:12:38,364 --> 00:12:41,365
You guys could be sisters.
319
00:12:41,404 --> 00:12:42,437
You ever been arrested?
320
00:12:42,472 --> 00:12:42,938
No.
321
00:12:42,973 --> 00:12:44,074
We cannot be related.
322
00:12:44,109 --> 00:12:45,610
[PDA alarm rings]
323
00:12:45,647 --> 00:12:47,381
Hey, we should leave soon.
324
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:47,884
Yeah.
325
00:12:47,919 --> 00:12:48,552
Okay.
326
00:12:48,586 --> 00:12:50,054
This is the plan.
327
00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:52,257
We're gonna sneak out of here
and go to the MMA fight.
328
00:12:52,295 --> 00:12:52,927
Eww.
329
00:12:52,963 --> 00:12:54,863
Fighting's so icky.
330
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:58,166
Oy, how can we look alike?
331
00:12:58,205 --> 00:12:58,769
Wait.
332
00:12:58,805 --> 00:13:01,339
I thought you guys invited
us here to be on "iCarly"?
333
00:13:01,376 --> 00:13:01,775
Yeah.
334
00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,644
I mean, that's what Sam
said in her e-mail.
335
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:06,348
Uh-huh.
336
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:06,752
Sam.
337
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,621
Why'd you tell them that?
338
00:13:09,659 --> 00:13:11,660
'Cause I thought they might
not come if I told them
339
00:13:11,696 --> 00:13:13,263
they were just gonna be
locked in a room all night
340
00:13:13,299 --> 00:13:14,299
with nothing to do.
341
00:13:14,334 --> 00:13:14,933
You can't blame me.
342
00:13:14,969 --> 00:13:16,736
Lock me in a room-- wait a second.
343
00:13:16,772 --> 00:13:18,272
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
344
00:13:18,308 --> 00:13:19,208
All right.
345
00:13:19,243 --> 00:13:20,577
We just need you guys to
stay here for the night
346
00:13:20,613 --> 00:13:21,346
and pretend to be us.
347
00:13:21,381 --> 00:13:24,482
Just in case my mom or Carly's
brother comes up here.
348
00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:27,220
And what's in it for us?
349
00:13:27,258 --> 00:13:28,392
Twenty bucks apiece?
350
00:13:28,427 --> 00:13:28,893
Fifty.
351
00:13:28,928 --> 00:13:29,327
Sure.
352
00:13:29,362 --> 00:13:32,129
Now she's like me.
353
00:13:32,168 --> 00:13:32,934
Fine.
354
00:13:32,969 --> 00:13:34,470
Fifty each.
355
00:13:34,505 --> 00:13:34,804
Okay.
356
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,274
And what are we supposed to do?
357
00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:38,345
Just stay up here
with the door locked.
358
00:13:38,381 --> 00:13:39,981
Freddie's gonna fix the
elevator when we get downstairs
359
00:13:40,018 --> 00:13:42,052
so it won't open on this floor.
360
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:44,992
Now, if my brother, Spencer,
comes up, here's what you do.
361
00:13:45,030 --> 00:13:46,097
Freddie?
362
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:48,902
This way, please.
363
00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:49,707
Okay.
364
00:13:49,742 --> 00:13:52,011
We have recorded 200
probable responses
365
00:13:52,049 --> 00:13:53,748
to anything Spencer might say.
366
00:13:53,784 --> 00:13:55,785
So you just scroll up and down
this list and click on any
367
00:13:55,821 --> 00:13:56,788
of these phrases.
368
00:13:56,823 --> 00:13:59,024
Just show 'em.
369
00:13:59,061 --> 00:14:00,128
All right.
370
00:14:00,163 --> 00:14:02,698
Pretend you're Spencer
and ask me a question.
371
00:14:02,735 --> 00:14:05,237
You guys wanna order a pizza?
372
00:14:05,274 --> 00:14:05,874
Okay.
373
00:14:05,909 --> 00:14:08,545
Um-- no, thanks.
374
00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:09,682
We're good.
375
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:09,951
Nice.
376
00:14:09,985 --> 00:14:10,918
Cool.
377
00:14:10,954 --> 00:14:11,253
All right.
378
00:14:11,288 --> 00:14:12,822
Now, give me a harder one.
379
00:14:12,859 --> 00:14:19,631
Hey, Freddie, it's me, Spencer,
can I borrow your ointment?
380
00:14:19,674 --> 00:14:23,076
Sorry, this isn't a good
time, but thanks for asking.
381
00:14:23,115 --> 00:14:23,781
See?
382
00:14:23,816 --> 00:14:25,782
Oh, and here's a Sam response
that works for almost
383
00:14:25,819 --> 00:14:28,252
any question.
384
00:14:28,289 --> 00:14:28,622
I don't know.
385
00:14:28,657 --> 00:14:32,325
Just bring me a bucket
of fried chicken.
386
00:14:32,364 --> 00:14:32,897
Okay.
387
00:14:32,932 --> 00:14:34,199
We gotta leave.
388
00:14:34,234 --> 00:14:36,468
We're really counting on you guys.
389
00:14:36,506 --> 00:14:36,805
No worries.
390
00:14:36,839 --> 00:14:40,541
No problem.
391
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,182
Hey, what's this one?
392
00:14:43,219 --> 00:14:45,754
Test, one, two, check, check.
393
00:14:45,791 --> 00:14:47,325
I love you, Carly.
394
00:14:47,361 --> 00:14:49,562
Love you.
395
00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:54,001
Love--I was checking the Mic.
396
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:54,707
Come on.
397
00:14:54,742 --> 00:14:55,942
Wait.
No, I-- just don't touch it.
398
00:14:55,977 --> 00:14:56,610
Don't touch it.
399
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:57,546
Come on.
400
00:14:57,581 --> 00:14:59,081
I love you, Carly.
401
00:14:59,117 --> 00:15:04,921
Love you.
402
00:15:04,962 --> 00:15:06,562
[Music]
403
00:15:20,025 --> 00:15:22,260
Whoa, this place is intense.
404
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:22,963
Yeah.
405
00:15:22,999 --> 00:15:26,367
These guys are like superhuman.
406
00:15:26,405 --> 00:15:30,575
You realize that most of 'em could
kill Freddie with one punch?
407
00:15:30,615 --> 00:15:32,115
Are you still seeing that
teen therapist every week
408
00:15:32,151 --> 00:15:33,318
to discuss your issues?
409
00:15:33,353 --> 00:15:34,053
Yeah, why?
410
00:15:34,088 --> 00:15:36,190
It's not working.
411
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,328
Just 'cause these fighters are
all big and tough doesn't mean
412
00:15:38,364 --> 00:15:41,267
they're not regular people.
413
00:15:41,306 --> 00:15:43,306
Hi, where'd you get the Sushi?
414
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,043
This ain't Sushi.
415
00:15:45,079 --> 00:15:45,345
Hi.
416
00:15:45,381 --> 00:15:46,147
I'm Dr. Doty.
417
00:15:46,182 --> 00:15:51,386
Hey, can you sew my ear back on?
418
00:15:51,426 --> 00:15:53,026
Sure.
419
00:15:56,772 --> 00:15:59,440
Hey, Jackson Colt.
420
00:15:59,479 --> 00:16:00,545
Hey, "iCarly."
421
00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:00,980
Hi.
422
00:16:01,015 --> 00:16:01,682
Hi.
423
00:16:01,716 --> 00:16:02,382
What's up?
424
00:16:02,418 --> 00:16:03,050
You're Kevin?
425
00:16:03,086 --> 00:16:03,652
That's me.
426
00:16:03,687 --> 00:16:05,254
Thanks so much for letting us come.
427
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:05,690
Yeah.
428
00:16:05,724 --> 00:16:06,691
This is awesome.
429
00:16:06,726 --> 00:16:06,992
Thanks.
430
00:16:07,027 --> 00:16:08,528
I'm a huge fan of "iCarly."
431
00:16:08,564 --> 00:16:09,364
So is my dad.
432
00:16:09,399 --> 00:16:09,732
Really?
433
00:16:09,766 --> 00:16:10,066
Seriously?
434
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:10,466
No way.
435
00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:11,101
Oh, yeah.
436
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:14,305
Random dancing.
437
00:16:14,343 --> 00:16:15,510
You girls kill me.
438
00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:17,412
Wow, that is so nice.
439
00:16:17,448 --> 00:16:20,916
He's so nice.
440
00:16:20,954 --> 00:16:23,254
I'm sorry, Mr. Colt, but they were
out of the meatloaf,
441
00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:25,892
so I got you the fish.
442
00:16:34,348 --> 00:16:37,783
So, you ready to do the interview?
443
00:16:37,821 --> 00:16:40,990
Oh, yeah.
444
00:16:41,028 --> 00:16:42,795
I love this guy.
445
00:16:42,831 --> 00:16:44,431
[Music]
446
00:16:55,392 --> 00:16:57,261
Carly-- [Burping on TV]
447
00:16:57,297 --> 00:17:01,502
Carly, Sam, Freddie.
448
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,409
Come on, you guys.
449
00:17:03,446 --> 00:17:03,979
Come on.
450
00:17:04,014 --> 00:17:06,248
I know you guys are mad I
wouldn't let you go to the fight,
451
00:17:06,285 --> 00:17:07,852
but you don't have to lock your door.
452
00:17:07,889 --> 00:17:09,956
Quick, click on a response.
453
00:17:09,993 --> 00:17:11,193
I'm looking for the right one.
454
00:17:11,229 --> 00:17:12,229
Hurry.
455
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,832
Guys, I'm sorry you
couldn't go to the fight.
456
00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:18,972
But come on, I made some cubed fruit.
457
00:17:19,012 --> 00:17:22,415
Sorry, what did you say?
458
00:17:22,453 --> 00:17:28,892
I said I made some cubed fruit!
459
00:17:28,934 --> 00:17:29,267
No, thanks.
460
00:17:29,302 --> 00:17:32,971
We don't want any cubed fruit.
461
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,311
All right.
462
00:17:35,348 --> 00:17:37,982
Well, I got some kung fu movies.
463
00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:42,455
You guys wanna watch them with me?
464
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,329
I'll call granddad back later.
465
00:17:44,366 --> 00:17:45,500
Okay.
466
00:17:45,535 --> 00:17:48,536
I didn't know granddad called.
467
00:17:48,575 --> 00:17:51,242
Do you guys wanna watch
the movies with me?
468
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,046
[Laughs]
469
00:17:52,081 --> 00:17:53,248
You're so funny.
470
00:17:53,283 --> 00:17:55,618
Thanks.
471
00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:57,222
It wasn't a joke, really.
472
00:17:57,259 --> 00:17:59,994
It's more of a
straightforward question.
473
00:18:00,032 --> 00:18:02,700
If you guys are still mad, I, you
know-- just leave the package
474
00:18:02,737 --> 00:18:04,804
out there.
475
00:18:04,841 --> 00:18:05,440
Package?
476
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:09,479
What pack--are you
guys messing with me?
477
00:18:09,518 --> 00:18:09,984
Okay.
478
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:10,920
See you.
479
00:18:10,955 --> 00:18:12,123
Bye.
480
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:12,491
I don't know.
481
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:15,860
Just bring me a bucket
of fried chicken.
482
00:18:15,899 --> 00:18:17,499
[Music]
483
00:18:23,577 --> 00:18:23,910
All right.
484
00:18:23,944 --> 00:18:25,379
If you guys are mad at
me, you could tell me
485
00:18:25,415 --> 00:18:30,286
to my face instead of-- Holy similar!
486
00:18:30,327 --> 00:18:30,760
Okay.
487
00:18:30,794 --> 00:18:33,394
Who-- what are-- wait.
488
00:18:40,614 --> 00:18:41,481
Okay.
489
00:18:41,516 --> 00:18:44,217
And 23 inches.
490
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,356
Sam?
491
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,658
Twenty-one inches.
492
00:18:46,694 --> 00:18:48,729
Okay, "iCarly" fans, that proves it.
493
00:18:48,765 --> 00:18:53,068
Jackson Colt's bicep is
bigger than Sam's head.
494
00:18:53,108 --> 00:18:56,977
Oh, yeah.
495
00:18:57,016 --> 00:19:01,052
Hey.
496
00:19:01,092 --> 00:19:03,993
Uh-oh.
497
00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:04,763
Yeah, uh-oh.
498
00:19:04,799 --> 00:19:07,934
Are you crazy?
499
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:09,405
I told them we should
stay home tonight.
500
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:10,608
Sam.
501
00:19:10,643 --> 00:19:12,910
Hey, we're doing the
interview for "iCarly."
502
00:19:12,948 --> 00:19:13,881
No, the interview is over.
503
00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:15,517
Freddie, turn off the camera.
504
00:19:15,553 --> 00:19:16,319
But we're live.
505
00:19:16,354 --> 00:19:16,987
Spencer.
506
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:17,922
You just be quiet.
507
00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:20,493
Hey, don't talk to the
little girl that way.
508
00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:24,065
I happened to be her-- I
don't care who you are.
509
00:19:24,104 --> 00:19:25,238
Whoa.
510
00:19:25,273 --> 00:19:27,040
Look at your hand.
511
00:19:27,077 --> 00:19:29,579
That is the beefiest
hand I've ever seen.
512
00:19:29,616 --> 00:19:29,915
Look at it.
513
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:32,886
It's like a baseball mitt.
514
00:19:32,924 --> 00:19:35,559
Oh, now you're making fun of my hand.
515
00:19:35,596 --> 00:19:36,196
All right.
516
00:19:36,231 --> 00:19:37,765
Don't try to intimidate me.
517
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,868
I am a citizen of Seattle
and I'm taking these kids
518
00:19:39,905 --> 00:19:42,538
home right now because I told
them-- oh, God, I'm afraid.
519
00:19:42,576 --> 00:19:45,176
Wait, don't-- [Music]
520
00:19:54,932 --> 00:20:00,768
We'll be right back.
521
00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:02,410
[Music]
522
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:07,923
Okay.
523
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:10,325
Just bring him right in here.
524
00:20:10,363 --> 00:20:12,363
Where do you want him?
525
00:20:12,401 --> 00:20:14,635
Just put him on that couch.
526
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:18,441
Sure beans.
527
00:20:18,481 --> 00:20:20,649
Spencer.
528
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,956
Okay.
529
00:20:22,992 --> 00:20:24,728
I'll get the legs.
530
00:20:24,764 --> 00:20:26,232
What has he been eating?
531
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,535
Yeah.
532
00:20:27,571 --> 00:20:28,271
There we go.
533
00:20:28,307 --> 00:20:28,639
Right.
534
00:20:28,674 --> 00:20:30,474
Right.
535
00:20:30,511 --> 00:20:35,080
Oh, get his legs off me.
536
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,621
Oh.
537
00:20:37,659 --> 00:20:38,792
There.
538
00:20:38,827 --> 00:20:40,027
Thanks.
539
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:41,597
Yeah, and again, I'm really sorry.
540
00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:43,167
I didn't know he's your brother.
541
00:20:43,203 --> 00:20:49,773
Hey, don't worry about it.
542
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,249
Are you sure he's gonna be okay?
543
00:20:51,285 --> 00:20:51,851
Oh, yeah.
544
00:20:51,886 --> 00:20:55,188
I didn't throw him hard enough
to kill him or nothing.
545
00:20:55,226 --> 00:20:58,895
I know he'll appreciate that.
546
00:20:58,933 --> 00:21:00,500
Yeah.
547
00:21:00,537 --> 00:21:02,771
Hey, should we go finish the show?
548
00:21:02,808 --> 00:21:05,309
You know, tell all the "iCarly"
fans that Spencer is okay.
549
00:21:05,346 --> 00:21:07,647
Yeah, we probably should.
550
00:21:07,685 --> 00:21:11,721
Hey, you guys going up to do "iCarly"?
551
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,026
Yeah.
552
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:13,227
Why?
553
00:21:13,263 --> 00:21:15,197
I was just thinking.
554
00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:23,072
Maybe I-- me and the biceps could--
and here he is one more time
555
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,716
in slow motion.
556
00:21:33,537 --> 00:21:34,070
Yup.
557
00:21:34,105 --> 00:21:36,907
That was Carly's brother airborne.
558
00:21:36,944 --> 00:21:37,311
But no worries.
559
00:21:37,346 --> 00:21:41,817
The doctor said Spencer's gonna
regain consciousness any minute.
560
00:21:41,856 --> 00:21:42,155
Okay.
561
00:21:42,190 --> 00:21:50,495
Before we go-- uh-oh, looks like
it's time for-- random dancing.
562
00:21:50,539 --> 00:21:53,139
With Jackson Colt.
563
00:21:58,958 --> 00:22:00,992
Ha, the bra.
564
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:05,965
Oooh, it's Jackson Colt.
565
00:22:06,005 --> 00:22:08,605
And now, it's fake us.
566
00:22:25,146 --> 00:22:26,179
Oh, I mean it, Carly.
567
00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:28,054
You're grounded for two-- two weeks.
568
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:39,100
Why is Jackson Colt
dancing with a bra?
569
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:43,700
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