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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:03,788 And now, Freddie will read the next question. 2 00:00:03,908 --> 00:00:05,917 - Sent to us at iCarly.com. - Freddie? 3 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:07,330 Dear Carly, 4 00:00:07,450 --> 00:00:09,901 Don't you think it would be awesome to be Freddie's girlfriend?" 5 00:00:09,935 --> 00:00:12,103 Read the real question. 6 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:14,839 "Dear Carly, what would you and Sam look like 7 00:00:14,873 --> 00:00:16,607 if you had purple troll hair?" 8 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,576 Hmm. 9 00:00:18,610 --> 00:00:23,329 What would Sam and I look like if we had purple troll hair? 10 00:00:23,364 --> 00:00:32,896 I guess the only way to find out is to look at the monitor. 11 00:00:32,930 --> 00:00:35,163 Now, before we go tonight, we're gonna get serious. 12 00:00:35,198 --> 00:00:40,376 Freddie, the serious lights. 13 00:00:40,377 --> 00:00:43,653 As you all know, one of the best shows on TV is "America sings." 14 00:00:43,687 --> 00:00:46,158 And tomorrow night, a new champion will be chosen by you, 15 00:00:46,192 --> 00:00:47,094 the American public. 16 00:00:47,128 --> 00:00:51,268 Now, the best singer by far is-- but all the polls and blogs 17 00:00:51,303 --> 00:00:53,072 say that David's gonna lose to his opponent. 18 00:00:53,106 --> 00:00:54,106 Wade Collins. 19 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:55,640 And we can't let that happen. 20 00:00:55,675 --> 00:00:57,208 So you gotta vote for David. 21 00:00:57,243 --> 00:00:58,142 Come on, people. 22 00:00:58,176 --> 00:00:59,177 Whip out your phones and votes. 23 00:00:59,211 --> 00:01:00,478 We really want David to win. 24 00:01:00,513 --> 00:01:02,046 It's all I want. 25 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,281 It's all I want, too. 26 00:01:03,315 --> 00:01:07,251 It's what all the cool kids want. 27 00:01:07,285 --> 00:01:11,755 And trolls! 28 00:01:11,789 --> 00:01:12,989 Vote for David Archuleta. 29 00:01:13,024 --> 00:01:14,557 Vote for David Archuleta. 30 00:01:14,592 --> 00:01:15,024 Vote for David. 31 00:01:15,058 --> 00:01:15,791 I'm a troll. 32 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:16,459 I'm a troll. 33 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:17,293 Vote for David Archuleta. 34 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,294 Vote for David. 35 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:21,166 Unh! 36 00:01:21,167 --> 00:01:27,243 In five, four, three, two-- [Music] 37 00:01:27,277 --> 00:01:29,212 I know, you'll see 38 00:01:29,246 --> 00:01:30,480 somehow the world 39 00:01:30,514 --> 00:01:31,714 will change for me 40 00:01:31,749 --> 00:01:36,422 and be so wonderful 41 00:01:36,456 --> 00:01:38,625 live life, breathe air 42 00:01:41,062 --> 00:01:45,936 and feel so wonderful 43 00:01:45,970 --> 00:01:49,640 it's all for real 44 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:50,441 I'm telling you 45 00:01:50,476 --> 00:01:51,610 just how I feel 46 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:53,512 so wake up the members 47 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:55,714 of my nation 48 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:57,182 it's your time to be 49 00:01:57,216 --> 00:01:58,117 there's no chance 50 00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:00,153 unless you take one 51 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:01,621 there'll be time to see 52 00:02:01,656 --> 00:02:02,589 the brighter side 53 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:06,159 of every situation 54 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:07,728 some things are meant to be 55 00:02:07,762 --> 00:02:09,129 so give me your best 56 00:02:09,164 --> 00:02:11,332 and leave the rest to me 57 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:37,135 okay, check out this application I downloaded on my pear phone. 58 00:02:37,169 --> 00:02:45,278 It makes all the little-- aww, she licked my phone. 59 00:02:45,279 --> 00:02:46,447 Shh! "America sings" 60 00:02:46,481 --> 00:02:47,381 is coming back on. 61 00:02:47,416 --> 00:02:55,625 Never lick my phone again. 62 00:02:55,659 --> 00:02:56,994 She did it again. 63 00:02:57,028 --> 00:02:57,761 Freddie, be quiet. 64 00:02:57,796 --> 00:03:00,699 Sam, stop licking technology. 65 00:03:00,733 --> 00:03:05,872 And it all comes down to tonight-- the final moment. 66 00:03:05,906 --> 00:03:10,210 The winner of "America sings" is going to be one of these 67 00:03:10,245 --> 00:03:17,419 two amazing artists-- David! David! David! 68 00:03:17,453 --> 00:03:18,186 He's not gonna win. 69 00:03:18,221 --> 00:03:21,556 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 70 00:03:21,591 --> 00:03:26,062 Your votes are in and they've been counted and the winner 71 00:03:26,096 --> 00:03:28,731 of "America sings" 72 00:03:28,766 --> 00:03:30,233 will be announced right after this. 73 00:03:30,267 --> 00:03:31,868 Augh! 74 00:03:31,903 --> 00:03:32,802 Another commercial? 75 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:35,605 And they wonder why they're losing teens to the Internet. 76 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:37,741 Carly! Carly! 77 00:03:37,776 --> 00:03:39,243 Have you seen my copy of that movie 78 00:03:39,277 --> 00:03:40,477 "boogie bear takes Manhattan"? 79 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,012 No. When did you lose it? 80 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:45,049 A little over 10 years ago. 81 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:45,983 10 years? 82 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:48,052 Yeah. I just got this letter from video village 83 00:03:48,086 --> 00:03:49,486 telling me I never returned it. 84 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:50,087 So? 85 00:03:50,121 --> 00:03:51,922 So it's a dollar for every day it's late. 86 00:03:51,956 --> 00:03:54,158 They're saying I owe them over 3,600 bucks. 87 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:55,793 So just go to the place and tell them you returned it 88 00:03:55,827 --> 00:03:56,527 10 years ago. 89 00:03:56,561 --> 00:03:57,361 What, lie? 90 00:03:57,395 --> 00:03:58,028 Yeah. 91 00:03:58,063 --> 00:03:59,530 Oh, no, I can't. 92 00:03:59,564 --> 00:04:00,764 I'm a terrible liar. 93 00:04:00,799 --> 00:04:03,768 Its true. One time-- don't tell the story. 94 00:04:03,802 --> 00:04:06,104 I'm telling the story. 95 00:04:06,138 --> 00:04:08,506 One time we were gonna ride roller coasters on a school day, 96 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:10,175 and when Spencer came to get me, he told Ms. Briggs 97 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:12,878 he was taking me to the doctor and she said, "which one?" 98 00:04:12,912 --> 00:04:18,618 And Spencer said-- Dr. roller coaster. 99 00:04:18,652 --> 00:04:21,755 And guess what I didn't get to ride that day? 100 00:04:21,789 --> 00:04:23,891 You know, I can teach you to lie. 101 00:04:23,925 --> 00:04:25,292 Yeah? I don't think so. 102 00:04:25,326 --> 00:04:26,360 Why not? 103 00:04:26,395 --> 00:04:28,296 If you wanna be good at something, you might as well learn 104 00:04:28,330 --> 00:04:29,497 from the best. 105 00:04:29,531 --> 00:04:32,167 Yeah, I got third place in the Washington state 106 00:04:32,201 --> 00:04:32,901 lying competition. 107 00:04:32,935 --> 00:04:36,205 Yeah, but still, I don't think--whoa, third? 108 00:04:36,239 --> 00:04:37,373 Dude, I'm lying. 109 00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:39,106 Impressive. 110 00:04:39,141 --> 00:04:40,708 Okay, so you wanna start tomorrow? 111 00:04:40,742 --> 00:04:41,474 Oh, I can't tomorrow. 112 00:04:41,509 --> 00:04:43,142 I gotta go to my great-uncle's funeral. 113 00:04:43,177 --> 00:04:44,377 Oh, man, I'm so sorry. 114 00:04:44,411 --> 00:04:47,413 Lying! 115 00:04:47,447 --> 00:04:49,748 Fantastic. 116 00:04:49,783 --> 00:04:52,018 Shh! It's back on. 117 00:04:52,052 --> 00:04:53,085 Welcome back. 118 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,420 All right. 119 00:04:54,454 --> 00:04:58,191 I've kept you and Wade Collins and David Archuleta 120 00:04:58,225 --> 00:04:59,426 waiting long enough. 121 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:02,562 America voted. 122 00:05:02,596 --> 00:05:07,100 And the winner of this year's "America sings" competition is-- 123 00:05:07,134 --> 00:05:07,700 come on, David. 124 00:05:07,735 --> 00:05:09,102 Please be Archuleta. 125 00:05:09,136 --> 00:05:11,104 Say it. 126 00:05:11,138 --> 00:05:12,605 David Archuleta. 127 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,674 [Squealing and shrieking] 128 00:05:14,708 --> 00:05:15,608 Oh, yes. 129 00:05:15,643 --> 00:05:16,776 I can't believe it. 130 00:05:16,810 --> 00:05:17,944 This is unbelievable. 131 00:05:17,978 --> 00:05:19,612 That's why I can't believe it. 132 00:05:19,647 --> 00:05:20,046 Oh, David! 133 00:05:20,081 --> 00:05:21,348 He won! 134 00:05:21,382 --> 00:05:22,616 Yeah. Yeah, he won. 135 00:05:22,650 --> 00:05:26,787 Go David! Archuleta! Go! 136 00:05:26,821 --> 00:05:27,787 Found it! 137 00:05:27,822 --> 00:05:28,287 Your movie? 138 00:05:28,322 --> 00:05:29,756 No, my little banjo. 139 00:05:29,790 --> 00:05:31,390 [Music] 140 00:05:36,029 --> 00:05:41,499 Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. 141 00:05:41,534 --> 00:05:42,867 Okay. Ready? 142 00:05:42,901 --> 00:05:47,771 Watch the TV swing out. 143 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:49,539 What? 144 00:05:49,574 --> 00:05:53,142 I fixed it so it swings out 18 percent faster now. 145 00:05:53,176 --> 00:05:56,145 Okay, you've gotta get a girlfriend. 146 00:05:56,180 --> 00:05:59,048 I know. Uh-- no. 147 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:01,217 Yeah. 148 00:06:01,251 --> 00:06:02,385 Turn on the TV. 149 00:06:02,419 --> 00:06:03,820 They're talking about "iCarly." 150 00:06:03,854 --> 00:06:05,989 Turn on channel nine. Hurry! 151 00:06:06,023 --> 00:06:07,191 Whoa, cool yo-yo. 152 00:06:07,225 --> 00:06:09,192 Turn on channel nine. 153 00:06:09,193 --> 00:06:12,696 Many were surprised that Wade Collins lost, and according 154 00:06:12,731 --> 00:06:16,334 to industry insiders David archuleta may owe his victory 155 00:06:16,368 --> 00:06:19,070 to a popular Web show called "iCarly." 156 00:06:19,105 --> 00:06:19,504 What? 157 00:06:19,538 --> 00:06:20,038 No way! 158 00:06:20,072 --> 00:06:21,572 Where'd you get this yo-yo? 159 00:06:21,607 --> 00:06:22,240 Spencer! 160 00:06:22,274 --> 00:06:24,475 Apparently the teenage girls who host "iCarly" 161 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,777 told their fans to vote for archuleta. 162 00:06:26,811 --> 00:06:28,646 "America sings" producer, Stan Berman, 163 00:06:28,647 --> 00:06:32,049 confirmed there was a huge spike in votes for archuleta 164 00:06:32,084 --> 00:06:33,417 just after the "iCarly" 165 00:06:33,451 --> 00:06:37,154 Web show. 166 00:06:37,155 --> 00:06:38,856 He won because of us. 167 00:06:38,890 --> 00:06:40,390 Well, we didn't do anything wrong. 168 00:06:40,425 --> 00:06:42,860 We like archuleta, so we helped him win. 169 00:06:42,894 --> 00:06:45,362 Yeah. I guess nobody got hurt. 170 00:06:45,397 --> 00:06:49,199 Except that poor guy you made lose. 171 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,701 Look, I gotta give it up to David. 172 00:06:50,735 --> 00:06:53,904 I mean, he's a great singer, but, yeah, 173 00:06:53,938 --> 00:06:56,339 it would've been nice to win. 174 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:59,408 You see, my mother's been ill, and I was going to use the money 175 00:06:59,443 --> 00:07:02,078 from the recording contract to help her get the surgery 176 00:07:02,112 --> 00:07:03,046 she needs. 177 00:07:03,047 --> 00:07:06,183 Aw, his mother needs surgery. 178 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:09,352 She's not gettin' it now. 179 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:10,286 Oh, man, I forgot. 180 00:07:10,321 --> 00:07:13,557 The winner gets a big recording contract for a ton of money. 181 00:07:13,591 --> 00:07:18,595 Yeah, I hear the loser gets nothing. 182 00:07:18,629 --> 00:07:21,364 Hey, we used the power of "iCarly" 183 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,565 to help archuleta. 184 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:23,366 I know that. 185 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,367 So let's use "iCarly" 186 00:07:24,401 --> 00:07:25,268 to help Collins. 187 00:07:25,302 --> 00:07:27,302 We can bring him on, have him sing. 188 00:07:27,337 --> 00:07:29,772 And Sam and I can be all "aah! Wade Collins," 189 00:07:29,806 --> 00:07:31,907 and then maybe that'll help him get more popular and he can get 190 00:07:31,941 --> 00:07:33,175 a recording contract too. 191 00:07:33,209 --> 00:07:33,742 Perfect. 192 00:07:33,776 --> 00:07:35,210 I'll look up his fan site and shoot him an e-mail. 193 00:07:35,244 --> 00:07:36,845 Do it! 194 00:07:36,879 --> 00:07:38,546 Someone broke your yo-yo. 195 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:44,253 I think you need to go downstairs. 196 00:07:44,287 --> 00:07:47,790 Hey, look, I returned the movie. 197 00:07:47,824 --> 00:07:48,357 [Electronic warbling] 198 00:07:48,392 --> 00:07:50,626 Well, I don't care what your records say. 199 00:07:50,661 --> 00:07:52,362 I know I returned it. 200 00:07:52,397 --> 00:07:53,363 When? 201 00:07:53,397 --> 00:07:56,967 Well, you know, like 10 years ago, on Thurs--Wednes-- 202 00:07:57,002 --> 00:07:58,769 it was an afternoon. 203 00:07:58,803 --> 00:08:00,671 That's when--okay, I'm lying, I'm a dirty liar. 204 00:08:00,705 --> 00:08:03,373 These are the eyes of a liar. 205 00:08:03,408 --> 00:08:04,641 [Knock on door] 206 00:08:04,676 --> 00:08:05,642 Spencer! 207 00:08:05,677 --> 00:08:07,011 Hey, you're an hour late. 208 00:08:07,045 --> 00:08:08,512 I know. I got jumped. 209 00:08:08,547 --> 00:08:09,180 What? 210 00:08:09,214 --> 00:08:11,215 I was on my way here when these two huge biker chicks 211 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:14,118 jumped out of an alley, beat me up and stole my backpack. 212 00:08:14,153 --> 00:08:15,119 Ohmigod, are you all right? 213 00:08:15,154 --> 00:08:15,687 No! 214 00:08:15,721 --> 00:08:16,855 I better call the cops. 215 00:08:16,889 --> 00:08:19,223 Okay, and when you get 'em on the phone, make sure you tell 'em 216 00:08:19,257 --> 00:08:19,990 that I'm lying. 217 00:08:20,024 --> 00:08:20,457 Right. 218 00:08:20,492 --> 00:08:26,196 Hey, my little sister's friend just got-- I'll call you back. 219 00:08:26,230 --> 00:08:28,532 You make it look so easy. 220 00:08:28,566 --> 00:08:30,300 Just takes practice. 221 00:08:30,334 --> 00:08:32,635 Yeah, but I don't know if I have your talent for this. 222 00:08:32,670 --> 00:08:34,170 Dude, lying is easy. 223 00:08:34,204 --> 00:08:35,604 You just gotta say stuff like it's true, 224 00:08:35,639 --> 00:08:36,972 like you really mean it. 225 00:08:37,007 --> 00:08:38,007 You can learn this. 226 00:08:38,042 --> 00:08:38,808 You think? 227 00:08:38,842 --> 00:08:40,044 Yeah, you're smart. 228 00:08:40,078 --> 00:08:41,612 Thanks. 229 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:44,048 Wait. Was that a lie? 230 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:45,883 No. 231 00:08:45,918 --> 00:08:48,918 I think you're really smart. 232 00:08:55,228 --> 00:08:57,729 Okay, as you know, Wade Collins was supposed to be 233 00:08:57,764 --> 00:09:00,299 here on "iCarly" tonight to sing for us, but apparently 234 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:02,569 Freddie screwed up. 235 00:09:02,603 --> 00:09:04,538 He said he would be here. 236 00:09:04,572 --> 00:09:07,574 Anyway, since Wade isn't here-- our little friend Gibby 237 00:09:07,609 --> 00:09:09,343 is gonna come out and sing for you. 238 00:09:09,378 --> 00:09:11,546 Get out here, Gibby. 239 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:15,317 Oh, yeah. 240 00:09:15,351 --> 00:09:16,351 Hey there! 241 00:09:16,386 --> 00:09:19,554 When I wake up in the middle of the night screaming, 242 00:09:19,589 --> 00:09:23,758 this is the song my mom sings to calm me down. Freddie? 243 00:09:23,792 --> 00:09:24,192 [Beep] 244 00:09:24,226 --> 00:09:27,761 [Music] 245 00:09:27,796 --> 00:09:32,232 My screaming little angel 246 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:35,936 don't you cry 247 00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:38,305 my screaming little angel-- 248 00:09:38,339 --> 00:09:38,872 cut the song! 249 00:09:38,907 --> 00:09:40,374 Hey, you guys, he's here. 250 00:09:40,409 --> 00:09:48,150 Say hello to-- the first runner-up from "America sings"-- 251 00:09:48,184 --> 00:09:49,485 so thanks for comin' on the show. 252 00:09:49,519 --> 00:09:50,052 Yeah. 253 00:09:50,086 --> 00:09:51,787 Well, thank you for having me. 254 00:09:51,822 --> 00:09:54,757 I'm a huge fan of "iCarly"-- and apparently 255 00:09:54,792 --> 00:09:56,727 so are a lot of people. 256 00:09:56,761 --> 00:09:57,961 Yeah. 257 00:09:57,996 --> 00:09:59,863 We're sorry we influenced the voting. 258 00:09:59,897 --> 00:10:01,598 And, you know, kinda ruined your life. 259 00:10:01,632 --> 00:10:04,167 Oh, no worries, you didn't ruin my life. 260 00:10:04,201 --> 00:10:08,070 You just ruined a big part of it. 261 00:10:08,104 --> 00:10:09,838 Well, we're really psyched that you took time 262 00:10:09,872 --> 00:10:12,006 out of your busy schedule to be with us here tonight. 263 00:10:12,041 --> 00:10:14,342 Um, actually, I'm not all that busy. 264 00:10:14,376 --> 00:10:15,843 But I thought you shoot a music video 265 00:10:15,878 --> 00:10:17,178 after being on "America sings." 266 00:10:17,212 --> 00:10:20,414 No, no. Only the winner gets to do a music video. 267 00:10:20,448 --> 00:10:22,683 I lost. 268 00:10:22,718 --> 00:10:25,153 So, you didn't get anything for coming in second? 269 00:10:25,187 --> 00:10:26,020 No, I did. 270 00:10:26,055 --> 00:10:31,960 They gave me a jacket and a gift certificate to b.F. Wang's. 271 00:10:31,994 --> 00:10:33,128 Oh. 272 00:10:33,163 --> 00:10:35,097 I love their cashew chicken. 273 00:10:35,132 --> 00:10:36,198 Oh, yeah, me too. 274 00:10:36,233 --> 00:10:39,235 Yeah, it's great. Chicken. 275 00:10:39,270 --> 00:10:41,337 Hey, am I gonna sing or what? 276 00:10:41,372 --> 00:10:42,004 No. 277 00:10:42,039 --> 00:10:42,972 Gibby. 278 00:10:43,006 --> 00:10:44,007 Hey, you know what? 279 00:10:44,041 --> 00:10:44,674 What's that? 280 00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:46,309 Freddie's awesome with a camera, so how about 281 00:10:46,343 --> 00:10:47,710 you let us help you make a music video? 282 00:10:47,745 --> 00:10:48,244 Yeah, good call. 283 00:10:48,279 --> 00:10:50,013 And we can premiere it right here on "iCarly." 284 00:10:50,047 --> 00:10:50,713 Totally. 285 00:10:50,748 --> 00:10:51,348 Seriously? 286 00:10:51,382 --> 00:10:51,748 Sure. 287 00:10:51,782 --> 00:10:52,149 Why not? 288 00:10:52,183 --> 00:10:52,716 Let's do it. 289 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:53,650 Oh, thanks. 290 00:10:53,684 --> 00:10:54,851 You guys are the best! 291 00:10:54,885 --> 00:10:57,687 Okay, Freddie's giving us that signal, which means-- 292 00:10:57,721 --> 00:10:58,655 show's over. 293 00:10:58,689 --> 00:11:01,057 But be sure to check out the next "iCarly"-- for the premiere of 294 00:11:01,091 --> 00:11:02,525 Wade Collins' new music video. 295 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:07,330 Until then, always remember-- never forget-- what was it? 296 00:11:07,364 --> 00:11:07,897 I forget. 297 00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:09,265 Me too. Oh, man. 298 00:11:09,299 --> 00:11:09,999 That's embarrassing. 299 00:11:10,033 --> 00:11:10,399 Wow. 300 00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:10,966 Bye. 301 00:11:11,001 --> 00:11:11,467 See ya. 302 00:11:11,501 --> 00:11:13,069 Later! 303 00:11:13,103 --> 00:11:15,071 And we're clear. 304 00:11:15,105 --> 00:11:16,372 Okay, way to go, Wade. 305 00:11:16,406 --> 00:11:17,606 Yeah, nice job, Wade. 306 00:11:17,641 --> 00:11:19,608 Hey, my friends call me Wade. 307 00:11:19,643 --> 00:11:22,612 You call me Mr. Collins. 308 00:11:22,646 --> 00:11:25,615 Um, okay, I thought we were friends here. 309 00:11:25,649 --> 00:11:28,151 Why would I be friends with a group of teenage idiots 310 00:11:28,185 --> 00:11:30,720 who destroyed my singing career? 311 00:11:30,754 --> 00:11:32,555 Okay. 312 00:11:32,589 --> 00:11:34,791 So you don't wanna do the video? 313 00:11:34,825 --> 00:11:36,159 Augh! Don't be stupid! 314 00:11:36,193 --> 00:11:37,660 Of course we're doing the video. 315 00:11:37,695 --> 00:11:41,597 It's the least you sprags can do for me. 316 00:11:41,631 --> 00:11:43,166 Did he just call me stupid? 317 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,768 I heard "sprags." 318 00:11:45,802 --> 00:11:48,571 I'll come over tomorrow and we'll shoot the video then. 319 00:11:48,605 --> 00:11:50,573 Okay. What time? 320 00:11:50,607 --> 00:11:52,675 When I get here. 321 00:11:52,709 --> 00:11:56,846 Oh, and I'll need a personal assistant, you. 322 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,748 Yes! 323 00:11:58,782 --> 00:12:02,485 Wade Collins is leaving. 324 00:12:02,519 --> 00:12:03,152 What a jerk! 325 00:12:03,186 --> 00:12:04,319 I hate him. 326 00:12:04,354 --> 00:12:06,588 We have to make a music video for that guy? 327 00:12:06,622 --> 00:12:11,526 Sweet! My first chest hair! 328 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,442 [Gasps] Ow. 329 00:12:20,993 --> 00:12:22,593 [Music] 330 00:12:37,075 --> 00:12:39,209 Um, Wade? 331 00:12:39,244 --> 00:12:41,878 It's noon, and we haven't shot anything yet. 332 00:12:41,913 --> 00:12:46,083 Are you almost ready? 333 00:12:46,117 --> 00:12:50,620 Mr. Collins doesn't want you to talk to him directly. 334 00:12:50,654 --> 00:12:52,955 Fine, just tell him what I said. 335 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:55,090 Okay. Mr. Collins-- tell the director 336 00:12:55,124 --> 00:12:57,559 I'll be ready when I'm ready and to get out of my face. 337 00:12:57,593 --> 00:13:05,501 Sure thing. Um-- yeah, yeah. 338 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:09,139 Hey, do you think this dress is a little too saucy? 339 00:13:09,173 --> 00:13:10,474 It's a music video. 340 00:13:10,508 --> 00:13:12,476 You need to look hotter than you usually do. 341 00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:15,379 Well, thank you. 342 00:13:15,414 --> 00:13:16,314 Where's Sam? 343 00:13:16,348 --> 00:13:17,448 She saw the dress you wanted her to wear, 344 00:13:17,483 --> 00:13:20,085 threw a corn dog at it, and walked out. 345 00:13:20,119 --> 00:13:20,819 Ah. 346 00:13:20,853 --> 00:13:23,221 But the other girls are here. 347 00:13:23,255 --> 00:13:27,825 Ohh, hello, other girls. 348 00:13:27,859 --> 00:13:28,993 Is Wade ready? 349 00:13:29,027 --> 00:13:29,693 I don't know. 350 00:13:29,728 --> 00:13:32,529 He's been making Gibby brush his hair for 45 minutes. 351 00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:33,863 You've got beautiful hair. 352 00:13:33,898 --> 00:13:36,833 Don't look at it! 353 00:13:36,867 --> 00:13:38,467 He's such a nub. 354 00:13:38,502 --> 00:13:39,568 I don't wanna do this anymore. 355 00:13:39,603 --> 00:13:40,936 We have to. 356 00:13:40,971 --> 00:13:42,404 His mom needs surgery, and if it weren't for us 357 00:13:42,439 --> 00:13:44,874 he'd have a big record deal and lots of money, and stop drooling 358 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:48,410 over those girls. 359 00:13:48,444 --> 00:13:50,212 Wade, come on, we gotta do this. 360 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,514 I need you up on the hood of the car. 361 00:13:52,549 --> 00:13:55,151 Uh, Mr. Collins, he wants you up on the hood of the car. 362 00:13:55,185 --> 00:13:57,286 Thank you, Jibley. 363 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,855 His name is Gibby. 364 00:13:58,889 --> 00:14:02,125 You can call me Jibley. 365 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,827 Okay, Carly, I need you and the other girls 366 00:14:03,862 --> 00:14:06,130 to get around the car there and look awesome. 367 00:14:06,164 --> 00:14:08,800 I'll try my best. 368 00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:11,002 Okay, Wade, Gibby's gonna cue the music, 369 00:14:11,037 --> 00:14:13,539 and when I yell action-- just roll the camera! 370 00:14:13,573 --> 00:14:14,807 Action! 371 00:14:14,841 --> 00:14:17,810 [Music] 372 00:14:17,844 --> 00:14:19,979 Hey, check out this little guy! 373 00:14:20,013 --> 00:14:22,081 Jibley, stop the music! 374 00:14:22,115 --> 00:14:24,283 Aww! He's so cute! 375 00:14:24,317 --> 00:14:25,717 Where'd you get him? 376 00:14:25,752 --> 00:14:27,385 You know the lady downstairs in 4-g? 377 00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:28,754 The one whose gums are always bleeding? 378 00:14:28,788 --> 00:14:29,721 Yeah. 379 00:14:29,755 --> 00:14:30,555 Hey! 380 00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:33,192 Did we just stop shooting Wade Collins' music video 381 00:14:33,226 --> 00:14:35,094 because of a stupid animal? 382 00:14:35,128 --> 00:14:36,328 He's not stupid. 383 00:14:36,363 --> 00:14:37,396 He's adorable. 384 00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:39,932 Look at his little-- no, I hate puppies. 385 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,401 I swear, you're all just a bunch of hob-knockers. 386 00:14:42,436 --> 00:14:44,671 Hob-knockers? 387 00:14:44,705 --> 00:14:46,439 I'm going down to get some yogg-urt. 388 00:14:46,474 --> 00:14:49,175 Yogg-urt? 389 00:14:49,209 --> 00:14:52,512 Um, we're in the middle of shooting your music video. 390 00:14:52,546 --> 00:14:55,915 No, you're all busy worshipping a filthy little beast. 391 00:14:55,950 --> 00:15:01,554 Ucch! Why are all Americans such idiots? 392 00:15:01,588 --> 00:15:05,991 I thought we were hob-knockers. 393 00:15:06,026 --> 00:15:07,426 Ooh. 394 00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:08,594 Aahhh. 395 00:15:08,628 --> 00:15:09,928 Ehh. 396 00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:11,596 Ooh-aaah. 397 00:15:11,631 --> 00:15:13,265 Come on. 398 00:15:13,299 --> 00:15:15,100 I don't know if I can do this. 399 00:15:15,134 --> 00:15:16,101 You can. Let's go. 400 00:15:16,136 --> 00:15:18,971 But what if I--oh. 401 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:19,972 Let's go. Like we practiced. 402 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:20,806 Start. 403 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:23,243 Hello, I'm Spencer shay. 404 00:15:23,277 --> 00:15:25,378 You guys sent me this letter saying I never returned 405 00:15:25,412 --> 00:15:26,746 "boogie bear takes Manhattan." 406 00:15:26,781 --> 00:15:27,914 That's right, you didn't. 407 00:15:27,949 --> 00:15:28,381 Yes, I did. 408 00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:28,748 When? 409 00:15:28,783 --> 00:15:29,449 10 years ago. 410 00:15:29,483 --> 00:15:30,283 How can you remember that? 411 00:15:30,318 --> 00:15:31,651 'Cause I brought it back the same day I won 412 00:15:31,686 --> 00:15:34,021 my Olympic silver medal. 413 00:15:34,055 --> 00:15:34,722 You won a silver medal? 414 00:15:34,756 --> 00:15:35,289 Sure did. 415 00:15:35,323 --> 00:15:35,756 For what? 416 00:15:35,791 --> 00:15:38,192 Luge. 417 00:15:38,227 --> 00:15:39,059 Where's the medal? 418 00:15:39,094 --> 00:15:41,895 At my summer home in Prague. 419 00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:42,729 When were you there last? 420 00:15:42,764 --> 00:15:43,363 March 3rd. 421 00:15:43,398 --> 00:15:44,898 I had lunch there with the pope. 422 00:15:44,933 --> 00:15:45,799 You're friends with the pope? 423 00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:46,366 He's my cousin. 424 00:15:46,401 --> 00:15:47,133 What's his e-mail address? 425 00:15:47,168 --> 00:15:50,470 Pontiff-one@pope.org. 426 00:15:50,504 --> 00:15:52,472 And you're sure you brought that movie back here? 427 00:15:52,506 --> 00:15:54,074 Yes. Now I have to go. 428 00:15:54,108 --> 00:15:57,977 I'm going horseback riding with a supermodel. 429 00:15:58,011 --> 00:15:58,978 Spencer? 430 00:15:59,012 --> 00:15:59,979 Yeah? 431 00:16:00,013 --> 00:16:00,980 You're ready. 432 00:16:01,014 --> 00:16:02,614 I know. 433 00:16:07,287 --> 00:16:10,021 I always cry 434 00:16:10,055 --> 00:16:12,223 when you're not around 435 00:16:12,257 --> 00:16:13,391 you make me weep 436 00:16:13,425 --> 00:16:15,025 when you're gone 437 00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,493 you make me sing 438 00:16:16,528 --> 00:16:18,162 this sad song 439 00:16:18,196 --> 00:16:25,170 you make me cry 440 00:16:25,204 --> 00:16:30,076 [lion roars] 441 00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:31,644 [Lion roars] 442 00:16:31,678 --> 00:16:32,345 Wow. 443 00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:34,114 You made Wade look awesome. 444 00:16:34,148 --> 00:16:35,448 Good video, Fredison. 445 00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:36,249 Thanks. 446 00:16:36,283 --> 00:16:39,019 It was hard to find good footage of the guy not screaming at me 447 00:16:39,053 --> 00:16:43,256 and calling me an untalented hob-knocker. 448 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:46,192 What is a hob-knocker? 449 00:16:46,227 --> 00:16:47,527 Oh! That's gross! 450 00:16:47,561 --> 00:16:49,863 And illegal. 451 00:16:49,897 --> 00:16:51,665 I hate Wade Collins. 452 00:16:51,699 --> 00:16:52,866 Well, at least the video's done. 453 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:55,402 We'll give it to Wade, and then he's out of our lives forever. 454 00:16:55,436 --> 00:16:55,869 Good. 455 00:16:55,903 --> 00:16:56,603 Not soon enough. 456 00:16:56,637 --> 00:16:57,871 Come on, I need to shoot video of your heads 457 00:16:57,905 --> 00:16:59,038 for that "iCarly" bit. 458 00:16:59,072 --> 00:16:59,472 What bit? 459 00:16:59,506 --> 00:17:01,107 The one where we dance inside each other's mouths. 460 00:17:01,141 --> 00:17:03,643 Oh, right, random mouth dancing. 461 00:17:03,677 --> 00:17:06,379 Right, open wide and-- rolling. 462 00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:08,013 Ahh! 463 00:17:14,354 --> 00:17:16,655 I'm here for my music video. 464 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:17,723 Who let you up here? 465 00:17:17,757 --> 00:17:19,058 We're in the middle of something. 466 00:17:19,092 --> 00:17:21,060 Yeah, yeah, you can get back to your obnoxious 467 00:17:21,094 --> 00:17:23,529 little comedy show after you give me my video. 468 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:26,432 Look, you little-- Sam. 469 00:17:26,467 --> 00:17:28,501 Just give him the video. 470 00:17:28,536 --> 00:17:30,570 Whatever. 471 00:17:30,604 --> 00:17:33,006 Hob-knocker. 472 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,875 Um, is that any way to talk around my mum? 473 00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:37,477 Your mum? 474 00:17:37,511 --> 00:17:38,211 Ha ha. 475 00:17:38,245 --> 00:17:39,579 Wait, this is your mother? 476 00:17:39,613 --> 00:17:41,214 Hello, love. 477 00:17:41,248 --> 00:17:42,048 On "America sings," 478 00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,918 you said your mother was gravely ill and needed surgery. 479 00:17:44,952 --> 00:17:47,253 Yeah, I said that to get sympathy. 480 00:17:47,288 --> 00:17:51,357 You silly Americans are suckers for a good sob story. 481 00:17:51,392 --> 00:17:52,191 Whoops, mum! 482 00:17:52,226 --> 00:17:53,559 You got six months to live. 483 00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:57,597 Blimey! 484 00:17:57,631 --> 00:17:58,631 Here! 485 00:17:58,665 --> 00:18:00,199 Just take your video and go. 486 00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:01,267 No! 487 00:18:01,301 --> 00:18:02,902 You're the one who said we owed this guy. 488 00:18:02,936 --> 00:18:04,536 Yeah, well, not anymore! 489 00:18:04,571 --> 00:18:06,304 You know, I felt guilty using "iCarly" 490 00:18:06,339 --> 00:18:07,839 to help David archuleta win. 491 00:18:07,873 --> 00:18:09,774 But now I know we did the right thing. 492 00:18:09,808 --> 00:18:11,108 You didn't deserve to win. 493 00:18:11,143 --> 00:18:12,009 Give me my video! 494 00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:12,376 Hey! 495 00:18:12,411 --> 00:18:13,010 Get her, mum! 496 00:18:13,044 --> 00:18:14,745 Aah! Aah! 497 00:18:14,779 --> 00:18:17,948 Get her off! Get her off! 498 00:18:17,982 --> 00:18:19,582 Blimey! 499 00:18:23,888 --> 00:18:24,921 Excuse me, miss? 500 00:18:24,956 --> 00:18:26,122 What's up? 501 00:18:26,157 --> 00:18:28,291 I received this letter from your store claiming 502 00:18:28,326 --> 00:18:31,294 that I never returned my copy of "boogie bear takes Manhattan." 503 00:18:31,328 --> 00:18:32,328 Oh, yeah. When was it due? 504 00:18:32,363 --> 00:18:33,630 10 years ago. 505 00:18:33,664 --> 00:18:35,965 Yikes. You're a little late. 506 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,767 No, because I did return the video. 507 00:18:37,802 --> 00:18:38,401 Oh, you did? 508 00:18:38,435 --> 00:18:39,469 No, I'm sorry! 509 00:18:39,503 --> 00:18:42,572 I didn't return the video! 510 00:18:42,606 --> 00:18:45,341 I watched it at my buddy Socko's house and his mom got mad 511 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,843 because we spilled gravy on her carpet and she threw me out 512 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,513 and I thought I left the video there, but I didn't. 513 00:18:50,548 --> 00:18:52,315 He says I didn't and I thought I did 514 00:18:52,349 --> 00:18:54,851 and I looked for it everywhere and I'm sorry, I don't-- 515 00:18:54,886 --> 00:18:55,618 I didn't mean to lie. 516 00:18:55,653 --> 00:18:56,652 I don't like lying. 517 00:18:56,687 --> 00:18:58,588 I don't like the way it feels. 518 00:18:58,622 --> 00:19:01,491 And you know I tell my sister, uh, don't lie. 519 00:19:01,525 --> 00:19:03,125 I tell my little sister you shouldn't lie. 520 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,960 It's not good. It's bad. 521 00:19:04,995 --> 00:19:07,196 I--I--honesty is the best policy, right? 522 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:10,499 But, you know, Sam, her friend, was telling me how to lie 523 00:19:10,533 --> 00:19:13,736 and that makes me nauseous and I feel queasy and I don't feel-- 524 00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:17,639 dude, my boss just sends those letters out to scare people. 525 00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:19,341 He does? 526 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:22,344 That's not cool. 527 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:24,212 I'll just take it out of the computer. 528 00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:25,280 No worries. 529 00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:26,014 Swear? 530 00:19:26,048 --> 00:19:27,248 Yeah. 531 00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:28,617 You're very nice. 532 00:19:28,651 --> 00:19:31,954 You're very-- cute. 533 00:19:31,988 --> 00:19:33,221 Really? 534 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,590 Uh-huh. 535 00:19:34,624 --> 00:19:39,528 Wanna visit my summer home in Prague and meet my cousin the pope? 536 00:19:39,563 --> 00:19:46,302 Yeah, I knew you'd giggle. 537 00:19:46,336 --> 00:19:48,104 And now Freddie will read the next question-- 538 00:19:48,138 --> 00:19:49,939 sent in to us at iCarly.com. 539 00:19:49,974 --> 00:19:50,807 Fredderly? 540 00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:54,143 "Dear Carly and Sam, "do you guys ever work out at a gym?" 541 00:19:54,178 --> 00:19:55,045 Excellent question. 542 00:19:55,079 --> 00:19:56,780 We did work out at a gym last summer. 543 00:19:56,814 --> 00:19:59,149 Freddie, can you cue the video of me and Carls from last summer? 544 00:19:59,183 --> 00:20:01,651 Sure will. 545 00:20:01,685 --> 00:20:02,318 [Grunting] 546 00:20:02,353 --> 00:20:03,853 We're bodybuilders. 547 00:20:03,888 --> 00:20:05,688 Look how big our muscles are. 548 00:20:05,723 --> 00:20:07,657 You wish you were us. 549 00:20:07,692 --> 00:20:08,959 [Both grunting] 550 00:20:08,993 --> 00:20:13,097 We're superhumans. 551 00:20:13,131 --> 00:20:15,132 Okay, last week we promised to show you guys 552 00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:17,368 an original Wade Collins music video. 553 00:20:17,402 --> 00:20:20,003 But then we learned that Wade Collins is a big ol' jerk-face. 554 00:20:20,038 --> 00:20:21,805 A raging jerk-a-holic. 555 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,106 Worst guy ever. 556 00:20:23,141 --> 00:20:24,208 We hate him with all our hearts. 557 00:20:24,242 --> 00:20:25,142 He's a bad dude. 558 00:20:25,177 --> 00:20:27,144 But if you don't believe us-- take it from someone 559 00:20:27,179 --> 00:20:29,280 who's worked closely with him on "America sings." 560 00:20:29,281 --> 00:20:36,853 Look out, people, 'cause here comes-- Whoo! 561 00:20:36,854 --> 00:20:38,854 Hi. 562 00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:39,422 Hey, David. 563 00:20:39,456 --> 00:20:40,023 Archuleta! 564 00:20:40,057 --> 00:20:40,623 Thanks for comin' 565 00:20:40,658 --> 00:20:41,324 on the show. 566 00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:42,059 Well, thanks for having me. 567 00:20:42,093 --> 00:20:43,527 I'm a huge fan of "iCarly." 568 00:20:43,561 --> 00:20:44,595 Who isn't? 569 00:20:44,629 --> 00:20:45,796 Uh, losers. 570 00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:47,097 Exactly. 571 00:20:47,132 --> 00:20:50,468 So, David, what was it like hangin' out with Wade Collins? 572 00:20:50,502 --> 00:20:53,338 Oh, well, you know, he's okay. 573 00:20:53,372 --> 00:20:54,405 You don't like him, do you? 574 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,174 Not really. No. 575 00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:57,475 Let it out, David. 576 00:20:57,510 --> 00:20:59,010 Well, he called me a hob-knocker. 577 00:20:59,045 --> 00:21:02,614 I don't even know what that means. 578 00:21:02,648 --> 00:21:04,549 Oh, gross! 579 00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,651 And illegal. 580 00:21:06,685 --> 00:21:08,086 The important thing is we all agree 581 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,720 that Wade Collins is horrible. 582 00:21:09,755 --> 00:21:12,790 But just in case you don't believe me, Carly, or David-- 583 00:21:12,825 --> 00:21:14,892 please enjoy this little video Freddie put together. 584 00:21:14,926 --> 00:21:16,093 Freddie, roll the video. 585 00:21:16,127 --> 00:21:18,828 Happy to, Carly. 586 00:21:18,863 --> 00:21:21,332 [Music] 587 00:21:21,366 --> 00:21:25,502 I wanted tuna fish! 588 00:21:25,537 --> 00:21:27,270 [Hacking] 589 00:21:27,305 --> 00:21:28,438 [Spits] 590 00:21:28,473 --> 00:21:32,743 I've got a pimple in my ear. 591 00:21:32,778 --> 00:21:34,545 Too hot--hot--hot! 592 00:21:34,579 --> 00:21:36,547 I'm sorry. 593 00:21:36,582 --> 00:21:39,885 You're a stupid American, Freddie, stupid American. 594 00:21:39,919 --> 00:21:40,552 [Spits] 595 00:21:40,587 --> 00:21:43,488 Ah-choo! 596 00:21:43,523 --> 00:21:46,391 You're a bunch of stupid American girls! 597 00:21:46,426 --> 00:21:48,360 You bunch of hob-knockers! 598 00:21:48,395 --> 00:21:50,429 I don't care about music! 599 00:21:50,463 --> 00:21:52,698 I want money! 600 00:21:52,732 --> 00:21:53,365 [Spits] 601 00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:58,737 Hob-hob-hob-knocker! 602 00:21:58,771 --> 00:22:00,472 I have to look beautiful! 603 00:22:00,507 --> 00:22:01,240 Jibley! 604 00:22:01,274 --> 00:22:02,408 Unngh! 605 00:22:02,442 --> 00:22:03,876 I hate children! 606 00:22:03,910 --> 00:22:05,078 I hate teenagers! 607 00:22:05,112 --> 00:22:06,245 I hate animals! 608 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,383 And I hate America! 609 00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:11,819 Isn't he charming? 610 00:22:11,853 --> 00:22:13,420 Now, if you're an American and you found some 611 00:22:13,455 --> 00:22:15,122 of Wade's comments offensive-- and you'd like to have 612 00:22:15,156 --> 00:22:17,091 a little chat with him about it-- he's staying 613 00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,159 at the Chambrulay hotel, right here in Seattle. 614 00:22:19,194 --> 00:22:20,761 721 Baker street. 615 00:22:20,795 --> 00:22:21,595 Should we tell 'em what room? 616 00:22:21,629 --> 00:22:22,863 I don't think we should. 617 00:22:22,897 --> 00:22:25,464 Room 513. 618 00:22:25,498 --> 00:22:27,498 That's 5-1-3. 619 00:22:27,532 --> 00:22:29,833 And remember, if you're an American-- he hates you-- 620 00:22:29,868 --> 00:22:32,068 and thinks you can't beat him up. 621 00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:35,704 Okay, before we go-- you guys wanna hear David archuleta sing? 622 00:22:35,739 --> 00:22:37,706 [Cheers and applause] 623 00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:39,240 Well, he's not gonna! 624 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:40,875 Sore throat, sorry. 625 00:22:40,876 --> 00:22:43,077 But we do have some good music for you guys. 626 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,380 Please enjoy my brother Spencer who's gonna play us out 627 00:22:45,414 --> 00:22:47,014 on his little banjo. 628 00:22:47,049 --> 00:22:49,016 [Applause] 629 00:22:49,066 --> 00:22:53,616 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41939

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