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Hah.
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Spencer, would you get that?
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It's open.
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What are you doing?
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Fencing with my robot.
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You beating him?
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Not yet.
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But he's scared.
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Wanna see me take him down?
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Hah. Hah. Hah.
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Hey, Freddie wants us upstairs
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So he can check the lighting before the show.
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Before I can even think about iCarly,
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What is this slop?
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That slop is veggie pudding.
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My cousins are coming this weekend,
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So I have to make stuff they can eat.
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The Dorfmans are coming here? This weekend?
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Yes.
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I've told you three times.
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Awww.
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I didn't say I hate them, but, yes.
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Well, what's wrong with them?
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Besides their last name Being Dorfman?
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And they're just all dorky and goofy and weird
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And have allergies and sing songs.
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And they stop by here every year
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When they take their dumb family road trip
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To the Fresno raisin parade.
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'cause I like you.
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Let's go!
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Coming. "iCarly" time.
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Aha.
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What makes you waifs think
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You can pass Spencer the fencer?
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Wait-- don't.
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Have a good show.
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In five, four, three, two
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I know, you see.
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Somehow the world will change for me and be so wonderful.
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Live life, breathe air.
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I know somehow we gonna get here.
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And feel so wonderful
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I'm telling you just how I feel
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So wake up the members of my nation
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It's your time to be.
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There's no chance unless you take one
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And the time to see the brighter side of every situation.
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Somethings are meant to be.
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So give your best
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And leave the rest to me.
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Leave it all to me.
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Leave it all to me.
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Just leave it all to me.
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iCarly S01E22 iFence
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Okay, and now for another first on "iCarly."
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Sam, you got a mouth of little watermelon seeds?
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Uh-huh.
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Watch this, people. Go.
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She spits. She scores.
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Till next time. Keep checking us out right here at icarly.com.
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Not isnarly.
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Isnarly is just a web site of a snarling dog.
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Not so good.
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See you.
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Bye.
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And we're out.
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Whoo.
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Okay people, let's go celebrate.
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Whoa, you are not going out.
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Why not?
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'cause you only have a week left to read your book for school,
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And you haven't even started yet.
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Sam? Read a book?
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I can read a book.
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Name three books you've read.
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"Boogie bear, boogie bear II
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And boggie bear III the return of boogie bear."
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Oh, my god, Sam, you never read a real book?
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I've been busy.
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She couldn't read a book If she tried.
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Says you.
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Wanna bet?
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No.
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Sure.
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Oh.
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I'll bet you I can read "the penny treasure"
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By the end of the week.
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Don't bet.
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It's a bet.
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And they bet.
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And shall we bet the yoozh?
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Don't bet the yoozh.
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The yoozh it is.
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They bet the yoozh.
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If we go, you promise you'll start reading as soon as you get home?
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Yes, mother.
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You coming?
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Sure, where?
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Glitter gloss?
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Ah.
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What's glitter gloss?
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It's the most boring, girliest store ever
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Next to build-a-bra.
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Oh, let's go there too.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I hear they got new glow-in-the-dark straps.
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And titanium hooks.
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Ah.
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You coming or what?
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No.
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Good.
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Later.
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Man, I cannot keep hanging out with girls all the time.
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You wanna come hang with me at the fencing studio?
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Is it fun?
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Like, what goes on?
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Just a bunch of guys with swords,
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Swinging them around and fighting,
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Your basic dude fun.
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No gloss.
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No bras?
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Just bros.
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-Let's go. -All right.
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All right.
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Good work.
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Nice lunging.
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Let's all take a break.
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Well, what'd you think?
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It's pretty cool.
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Can I try?
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You think it'd be okay with your mom?
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No.
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Let's do it.
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Okay, now, the goal is to land a touch
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On your opponent like this.
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Got it.
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Like that?
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Yeah.
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This is your first time fencing?
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Uh-huh.
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Wow.
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And you're already better than me.
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Jerk.
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What?
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Kidding, You sensitive little beast.
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Come on, let's go some more.
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Hey, Spencer,
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You finally find someone you can beat?
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What's it to you, Toder?
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Who's he?
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Toder.
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Just a rotten teenager who thinks he's all bad
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Cause he's good at fencing.
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How many times have you and me fenced?
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Oh, I don't know, like 30?
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And how many times have you lost?
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I don't know, like 30.
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Him?
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That kid couldn't beat my boy Chop and Cleeshay
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Yeah, he couldn't even beat us.
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I got this.
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Talk's cheap, Toder.
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Spencer.
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Is this a challenge?
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Cleeshay, did he just Challenge me?
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I think he just did.
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Friday night, eight o'clock. Bring your saber.
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Come on, guys,
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Let's go get some French toast.
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Dude, why you do that?
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I don't know how to fence.
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Yeah, but I hate That Doug Toder.
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Hey, Spencer.
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You guys.
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One second.
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You genius.
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Come in.
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That's a foul.
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So is your social life.
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What's up, Carly girl?
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I'm making dinner.
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Oh, mama came at the right time.
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So what you got for me to taste?
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You hate everything.
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This is food for my cousins.
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Ah, the Dorfmans.
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You know how hard it is making dinner for six
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Without meat, lactose, sugar, sodium, fat or?
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How hard?
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Quite. And don't take this the wrong way,
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But why are you here?
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Because I need some place Quiet to get cracking on this book.
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How come you can't read at your house?
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Ah, 'cause my mom Keeps screaming at the cat to get a job.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Hey, Carly, Freddie and I Are gonna head over to the fencing studio.
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No, you have to stay and help me get ready for the Dorfmans.
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I'll be back in time to help.
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He's got to get me ready to take on Doug Toder.
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But you have to help me set the table to make sure--
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Uh, sorry, can't hear you. You're breaking up.
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We are not talking on cell phone.
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Bye.
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Later kiddo.
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Wow, man. You are good. You got me like 20 times in a row.
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Twenty-two, but who is counting, I am.
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All right, kid.
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Don't get cocky yet. You're good,
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But you're not Doug Toder good.
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Aww, can Toder do this?
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Yes.
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Better practice some more.
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Okay
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Come check out this clip some kid sent in iCarly. This is insane.
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You wanna know who is insaner?
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The Dorfmans are gonna be here any second,
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Did you try calling him?
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No, Sam.
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I'm just keeping myself
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On warm here between my cheek and my shoulder.
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He's not answering.
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Well, maybe something Important came up.
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Stop. Seriously. Okay
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If he was doing something important, then why didn't he just call me?
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And--the Dorfmans. Ew.
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I'll be upstairs reading.
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No.
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Stay here and have dinner with us.
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Sam.
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Okay.
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Yay.
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I'm not eating any of that jank food you made.
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Hello, Carly.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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This is my friend Sam.
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Sam, this is my uncle Barry,
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My aunt Tess, and my cousins,
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What's that thing around his neck?
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Oh, Ozlottis has a scab on his chin.
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The cone keeps him from picking at it.
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I'm out.
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Be right back.
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You said you'd have dinner with us.
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Yes. And then I met them.
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Come on,
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Spencer's not back yet, and I don't think I can make it
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Through an evening alone With the Dorfmans.
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Oh, how bad can it be?
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Row, row, row your boat
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Gently down the stream
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Merrily, merrily
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Merrily, merrily
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Life is but a dream
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Merrily down the stream
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Row, row, row your boat.
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Duck. Duck. Duck.
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Goose--
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Carly, now you have to chase Faye.
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Okay.
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Come here, Faye.
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Hi.
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Sorry, I am late.
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Hello, Spencer.
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Me too.
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Spencer.
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Hi.
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We missed you at dinner.
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Listen, I feel really bad about being late,
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But I was helping Carly's friend, Freddie, with his fencing.
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Yeah, not good enough.
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Dorfman gotta hit the road.
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Yes, we have a long drive To Fresno.
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Right, for the raisin parade.
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We haven't missed the raisin parade in 12 years.
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Ozlottis has a scab on his chin.
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Okay. Come on, family.
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00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:56,715
Bye, Spencer.
280
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:57,215
Bye.
281
00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:59,935
Carly. Bye. We will see you next.
282
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,723
It's nature's fruit.
283
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,324
You're mad at me.
284
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,024
Yep.
285
00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:09,461
But the time just got away From me
286
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,464
Well, I wish the time had gotten away from me, but no.
287
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:16,001
I got to spend the last two hours on planet Dorfman
288
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,736
You have every right to be mad.
289
00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:18,736
Clearly.
290
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,307
See, Freddie's got to fence this really mean kid named Doug Toder.
291
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,809
I don't wanna hear about Doug Toder.
292
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:24,343
But--
293
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:24,676
Eh--
294
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,043
Carly--
295
00:12:25,094 --> 00:12:27,179
I said, "Eh."
296
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,805
Your fencing-with-Freddie days is over.
297
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:29,615
But--
298
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,984
No more fencing with Freddie.
299
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,385
Okay.
300
00:12:33,436 --> 00:12:34,620
And since I made you suffer through--
301
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,322
I did suffer.
302
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,924
I'll help you Clean up the kitchen.
303
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:39,391
No.
304
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:43,562
You'll go in there and you'll clean up the kitchen yourself.
305
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:44,240
Okay.
306
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,197
Sam, you can come back downstairs now.
307
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,364
The Dorfmans left so--
308
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:24,002
Shh.
309
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,705
You're actually reading your book.
310
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:27,438
Sure am.
311
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,619
I am impressed.
312
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,542
Who's the dude?
313
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,476
David.
314
00:13:31,528 --> 00:13:33,130
I hired him read the book to me.
315
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,845
Then why is he rubbing your feet.
316
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,182
'cause he was late
317
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,085
So I started Reading the book myself and it is fantastic.
318
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:40,852
These things are great.
319
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,822
It's like TV in your head.
320
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,193
I already paid the kid.
321
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,662
I had to make him do something.
322
00:13:50,713 --> 00:13:54,166
Please call my mother.
323
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,333
Harder.
324
00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:00,372
Well, I guess this is it,
325
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:04,561
Senor saber. I will never thrust you again
326
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,864
It's open.
327
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:09,865
What's up, Spence?
328
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,317
-Nothing. -Come on.
329
00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:13,402
I just had a nap,
330
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:16,226
Drank two cans of peppy cola, and now I am ready for action.
331
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:20,626
I can't.
332
00:14:20,691 --> 00:14:21,368
Why not?
333
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,609
Carly got mad at me for missing dinner with the Dorfmans.
334
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:29,468
So you're just gonna let your little sister tell you what to do?
335
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,035
Oh, come on.
336
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:30,997
Don't go getting--
337
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:37,909
What was that?
338
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,646
I sliced your banana.
339
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,933
What are you gonna do about it, huh?
340
00:14:58,823 --> 00:14:59,370
Give me it.
341
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,269
You promised me no more fencing.
342
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,872
He sliced my banana.
343
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:09,189
Anyway, you can't stop us from fencing.
344
00:15:09,645 --> 00:15:10,589
Oh, can't I.
345
00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:14,040
Where is she going?
346
00:15:14,057 --> 00:15:14,867
I don't know.
347
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,659
Either of you guys got any lotion?
348
00:15:22,105 --> 00:15:22,704
Sorry, buddy.
349
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:23,384
Nope.
350
00:15:26,376 --> 00:15:26,758
Who's that?
351
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:30,112
No idea.
352
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,630
He what?
353
00:15:31,714 --> 00:15:32,147
My mom.
354
00:15:32,215 --> 00:15:35,417
Oh, my god.
355
00:15:35,485 --> 00:15:38,854
How dare you teach Freddie Something as dangerous as fencing?
356
00:15:38,921 --> 00:15:40,856
Mom, you don't know anything about fencing.
357
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:41,957
It's not dangerous.
358
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,725
I know more about fencing than you think.
359
00:15:43,726 --> 00:15:45,027
You're coming home with me Right now
360
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,061
And having a tick bath.
361
00:15:46,129 --> 00:15:47,229
I don't have ticks.
362
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,098
'cause the tick baths are working, aren't they?
363
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:51,400
Tick bath.
364
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:52,634
I should give you one.
365
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,810
Hey, Sam.
366
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,780
We found a tub of old mayonnaise in the dumpster by the cafeteria.
367
00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:05,981
We're gonna fill these balloons with it
368
00:16:05,982 --> 00:16:06,936
And throw it at Ms. Briggs' car.
369
00:16:07,016 --> 00:16:07,865
Come on.
370
00:16:09,252 --> 00:16:10,907
Shh. reading.
371
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,304
Make sure you get her windshield.
372
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:20,645
Hi.
373
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:21,263
Hey.
374
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,431
Freddie.
375
00:16:22,498 --> 00:16:23,607
I'm sorry about the tick bath.
376
00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:25,502
I was just really mad at Spencer so I--
377
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,183
I am not upset about the tick bath.
378
00:16:27,271 --> 00:16:29,539
I get those every other week.
379
00:16:29,607 --> 00:16:31,608
It's just--
380
00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:35,470
Well, I do iCarly with you and Sam all the time,
381
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,677
And I love it.
382
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,632
But it was just kinda cool
383
00:16:38,635 --> 00:16:39,686
hanging' out with a guy, you know?
384
00:16:39,851 --> 00:16:41,652
Now you hate me.
385
00:16:42,118 --> 00:16:43,157
Carly, come on.
386
00:16:43,215 --> 00:16:44,461
You're like my best friend.
387
00:16:44,622 --> 00:16:46,015
Your best friend that you hate.
388
00:16:47,637 --> 00:16:48,861
I am not bad I promise.
389
00:16:50,201 --> 00:16:51,639
Maybe we'll go get a smoothie later Okay.
390
00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:52,612
Okay.
391
00:16:54,416 --> 00:16:55,483
Hey, Sam.
392
00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:57,098
Does your mom drive you on pickup truck?
393
00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:58,085
Yeah.
394
00:16:58,153 --> 00:16:59,220
It's on fire.
395
00:16:59,287 --> 00:17:01,756
Shh. reading.
396
00:17:06,878 --> 00:17:07,795
Absolutely not.
397
00:17:07,863 --> 00:17:09,597
But if I hadn't told you, you never would've even known.
398
00:17:09,598 --> 00:17:11,699
I will not allow Freddie to fence.
399
00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:12,733
But it's not dangerous.
400
00:17:12,801 --> 00:17:13,501
Ha.
401
00:17:13,568 --> 00:17:14,001
Come on.
402
00:17:14,052 --> 00:17:15,970
Freddie needs some guy time.
403
00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:17,472
And he and Spencer get along very great
404
00:17:17,478 --> 00:17:21,709
So I think you should let him--
405
00:17:25,063 --> 00:17:26,880
What's going' on?
406
00:17:26,932 --> 00:17:27,481
Nothing.
407
00:17:27,549 --> 00:17:30,918
Go home and check yourself for ticks.
408
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:33,020
I'm trying to talk your mom into letting you fence.
409
00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:33,387
No.
410
00:17:33,438 --> 00:17:34,088
Why not?
411
00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:35,122
I'm really good at it.
412
00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:36,657
Don't you ever say that again?
413
00:17:36,658 --> 00:17:37,892
We're going home right now.
414
00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:38,492
No.
415
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,328
Fredward Benson.
416
00:17:41,396 --> 00:17:46,300
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't be allowed to fence.
417
00:17:46,368 --> 00:17:51,455
The fencing' Bensons.
418
00:17:51,455 --> 00:17:53,195
The fencing' Bensons.
419
00:17:53,642 --> 00:17:54,883
Sit down, Freddie.
420
00:17:57,559 --> 00:18:00,285
I never wanted you to know.
421
00:18:01,016 --> 00:18:01,855
What?
422
00:18:01,883 --> 00:18:05,119
Your great grandfather, long before you were born,
423
00:18:05,187 --> 00:18:08,722
He led a troop Called the fencing' Bensons.
424
00:18:08,723 --> 00:18:12,326
They performed with the tingling brothers Circus.
425
00:18:12,327 --> 00:18:15,196
It was him, his brother, and their seven cousins,
426
00:18:15,263 --> 00:18:19,283
They were gifted fencers, wildly popular.
427
00:18:19,284 --> 00:18:22,102
The tingling brothers?
428
00:18:22,204 --> 00:18:22,936
Yes.
429
00:18:22,988 --> 00:18:26,540
Your great grandfather was a master at fencing.
430
00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:28,899
But he became obsessed with it.
431
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,904
He forced my my father to fence.
432
00:18:31,283 --> 00:18:33,748
And later, my father made me.
433
00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:37,117
fencing's in our blood, Freddie.
434
00:18:37,185 --> 00:18:44,725
And I never wanted you to become obsessed like our ancestors.
435
00:18:44,793 --> 00:18:47,061
Ah, come on.
436
00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:48,262
It's true.
437
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:48,929
Right.
438
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,265
You know, my great grandfather was a magical penguin.
439
00:18:51,316 --> 00:18:53,767
His name was Pingo.
440
00:18:53,835 --> 00:18:56,804
Mom, not letting me fence is bad enough.
441
00:18:56,805 --> 00:18:59,823
I can't believe you'd make up such an insane lie.
442
00:18:59,824 --> 00:19:03,611
I will not stand here and be called a liar by my own son,
443
00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:07,031
Or you, sassy pants.
444
00:19:07,115 --> 00:19:10,918
Mom, you let me fence against Doug Toder tonight
445
00:19:10,986 --> 00:19:11,785
Or else--
446
00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:12,785
Or else what.
447
00:19:13,338 --> 00:19:15,665
I'll never make another puzzle with you again.
448
00:19:16,857 --> 00:19:17,847
Freddie
449
00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:19,960
Mean it, mom.
450
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:35,842
What's in that first aid kit, an ambulance?
451
00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:38,187
Just everything I need in case Freddie gets hurt.
452
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,389
He will be fine.
453
00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:42,216
You better hope so, missy.
454
00:19:41,949 --> 00:19:43,366
Well.
455
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,451
You boys ready?
456
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,352
Yes, sir.
457
00:19:46,403 --> 00:19:48,044
You're going down, Fredward.
458
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,523
Ready.
459
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,254
Fence.
460
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,935
Point, Benson.
461
00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:05,537
All right, Fredo.
462
00:20:05,589 --> 00:20:06,305
Brilliant, Freddie.
463
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,241
Kick his butt, Freddie.
464
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,109
I can't believe it.
465
00:20:10,177 --> 00:20:10,543
Yeah?
466
00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:15,214
Well, believe it punk
467
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:19,885
Ready. Fence.
468
00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:20,749
Yeah. Benson.
469
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:27,743
Insanity.
470
00:20:27,828 --> 00:20:28,611
Way to poke his chest,
471
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:29,328
Freddie.
472
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:32,331
Poke him again.
473
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,840
One more point Benson wins.
474
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:34,840
What are you doing, Toder?
475
00:20:35,102 --> 00:20:36,936
You're losing' it, man.
476
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:43,459
Ready. Fence.
477
00:20:49,127 --> 00:20:50,565
What? Foul. Come on.
478
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,753
Out of my way.
479
00:20:54,805 --> 00:20:58,324
You want a piece of me, Toder?
480
00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:05,931
Hey, help me.
481
00:21:05,983 --> 00:21:06,899
Somebody get her.
482
00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:10,169
Yeah? Good luck.
483
00:21:10,237 --> 00:21:14,206
Mom. Mom.
484
00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:30,006
Who's the best now, Toder?
485
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,327
Go get him, mom. All right.
486
00:21:38,982 --> 00:21:39,765
So that's him?
487
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:40,566
Yeah.
488
00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,101
That's my great granddad.
489
00:21:42,169 --> 00:21:46,305
I always had a feeling you came from circus people.
490
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:46,706
Come on.
491
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,240
Let's go rehearse for iCarly.
492
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:48,908
Let's do it.
493
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:49,442
Wait, wait.
494
00:21:49,493 --> 00:21:50,276
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
495
00:21:50,327 --> 00:21:51,744
Not so fast there, circus boy.
496
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:53,112
Pay up.
497
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:54,046
Pay what up?
498
00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:55,481
I won the bet.
499
00:21:55,549 --> 00:21:58,150
I read the "penny treasure" Cover to cover.
500
00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:58,851
Yay. Good for Sam.
501
00:21:58,919 --> 00:21:59,618
Let's go rehearse.
502
00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,670
Wait.
503
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:02,755
I don't believe you.
504
00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:03,622
Quiz me.
505
00:22:03,673 --> 00:22:04,540
Okay.
506
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,826
Who goes into the cave and what does he find?
507
00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:09,628
Jarvis goes into the cave and finds the key to tranquility,
508
00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:11,928
Pay up.
509
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,228
You bet the yoozh.
510
00:22:16,303 --> 00:22:17,171
Let's do it, boy.
511
00:22:24,286 --> 00:22:25,531
Give me.
512
00:22:58,562 --> 00:23:00,079
I'll get the mop.
513
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:04,679
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