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No laughing!
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I hate children!
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Freddie, you know this school has a strict rule
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Against turning your locker into a time machine.
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It's a surveillance system.
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For?
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Someone snuck into my locker yesterday and stole
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My fruit-scented markers.
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So the next time someone breaks in,
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It'll trigger this mechanism
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Which causes this camera to snap
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A picture of the thief,so I'll
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know that you took my markers .
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Sorry. I forgot to tell you.
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How'd you pick my lock?
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Sam.
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Of course. hey, where's the tangerine one?
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I'm not sure.
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Hmm.
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So what did you need the markers for?
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To make that poster.
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Oh, yeah. iCarly
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50th web show spectacular.
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Cool. spreading the word.
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And the smell of fruits.
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There. it's up. Can you believe we're about to shoot
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Our 50th webcast of iCarly?
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Insane.
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We gotta make it, like, our best show ever.
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No doubt.
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Hey, Jack, go long.
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Okay.
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Oh, my god. iCarly's having a 50th web show spectacular?
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Yeah!
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In 5, 4, 3, 2...
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I know you see somehow the world will change
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For me and be so wonderful,
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Live life, breathe air,
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I know somehow we're gonna get there, and feel so wonderful,
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It's all for real, i'm telling you just how i feel,
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So wake up, the members of my nation,
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It's your time to be,
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There's no chance unless you take one, and it's time to see
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The brighter side of every situation
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Some things are meant to be, so give your best
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And leave the rest to me,
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Leave it all to me,
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Leave it all to me,
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Just leave it all to me.
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iCarlyS01E19 iGot detention
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This girl is a menace. I want her expelled.
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What?
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I want her expelled.
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What?
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He wants me expelled.
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Mr. howard, come on. I realize it was wrong of
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Sam to throw a football in the hallway.
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She almost killed me!
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Yeah, almost.
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I want something done about this.
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I understand, sort of.
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Sam, you did break the rules,
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So i'm going to give you detention with
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Mr. howard tomorrow night.
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Fine. I'll be there tomorrow--
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Wait, I can't do it tomorrow night.
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Why not?
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I do a web show.
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Yes. iCarly.
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iCarly?
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Yeah. tomorrow night's our 50th webcast and it's gonna
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Be, like, a big thing, you know?
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Mr. franklin, some ninth grade boys are giving
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Gibby a texas wedgie.
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A texas wedgie? All right. meet me there
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With a bag of ice and a bottle of lotion.
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Mr. howard, you finish up here.
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Wait. just don't go--
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You know,
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I think you look better with that thing on your face.
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Be quiet.
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Okay, but can i please do detention next week?
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What, you think just because you're on a popular
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Web show that you deserve some special treatment?
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Yeah.
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Well, tough kumquats.
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Tough what?
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Ow! kumquats!
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Kumquats?
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Why'd you have to get detention tomorrow night?
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Yeah, way to go,sam.
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You just ruined icarly's 50th web show spectac--
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Ooh,popcorn.
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I read popcorn's one of the healthiest snacks you can eat.
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I read that, too.
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Whoa, whoa. what is that?
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Two cups of melted butter.
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Don't pour that all over the popcorn.
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It's full of fat and calories.
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Okay.
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Don't drink it.
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Why don't you just go talk to Mr.Howard and
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Explain that it's icarly's 50--
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Tried that. didn't work. hey, what if we kidnap
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Howard and keep him tied up till after the show?
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Okay, what have I told you about kidnapping?
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It's illegal and rude.
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Good girl.
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I'm home.
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Where have you been?
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Down at the golf course getting
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golf balls out of the big pond
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What for?
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So i can sell 'em and
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Buy art supplies for my next sculpture.
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What are you making?
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A gigantic coffee cup, like 10 feet tall.
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Why?
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To symbolize the largeness of some coffee cups.
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They're big. I'm gonna take a shower.
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Have fun.
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So what do we do about iCarly?
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We gotta figure a way to get sam out of detention.
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Not gonna happen. Mr. Howard hates my guts.
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Maybe me and carly
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Need to figure out a way to get Into detention.
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Hey!
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What?
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iCarly live from detention.
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Interesting.
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You're serious?
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Sure. You and I do Something bad, we get detention,
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Then the three of us will be together to do the show.
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How can we do the show
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with mr. Howard watching us the whole time?
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He hardly ever comes In the room.
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He always hangs In the teacher's lounge so he
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Can watch the geometry channel.
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He's such a nub.
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The nubbiest.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Awesome. So tomorrow Before school ends,
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you and I have to get detention.
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Yep.
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You'll never guess where I found this fish.
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Hey.
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Hello, Sam.
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Why do you look all guilty?
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I did something Bad to get detention.
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What did you do?
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You'll see.
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All right, class, everyone please sit.
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Hey, Gibby, go ask Mr. Palladino to staple those together.
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What for?
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Just do it!
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Go!
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Hey, mr. Palladino, can you staple these papers together?
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Certainly, Gibby.
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That's odd. I don't see the stapler anywhere.
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I have it.
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Wow. You are a maniac.
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I'm sorry, Gibby. I can't find the stapler.
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That's right, cause I took it.
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Ah, yes.
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Thank you, freddie.
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There you are, gibby.
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Here.
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Keep them.
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All right, kids.
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The sooner we start, the sooner we finish.
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So everybody, let's take your seats.
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Aah!
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What happened to my chair?
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I did it with whatever this is. Do I get detention?
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Absolutely not.
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An on-the-job accident means
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the school has to give me a two
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Month paid vacation while I recover. Bye!
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Dude, this is the principal's office.
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I know. I'm so bad. Look what I did.
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Freddie says principal Franklin... sucks eggs.
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Impressive. That might get you double detention.
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Yep. When Principal Franklin sees that,
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You better believe he's gonna--
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Come on, Carly.
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It's for the 50th web show spectacular. You can do this.
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Who pulled that fire alarm?
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It was me.
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Thank goodness you did.
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The microwave in the teacher's lounge just burst into flames.
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Out of the way!
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Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible.
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I gotta give you credit, Sam. You make it look easy.
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Years of practice.
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Hey, thanks for that fire alarm.
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You saved me from giving an oral report on scarlett's web.
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You were too lazy to read the book?
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I was too lazy to see the movie.
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Now what? We're supposed to do the 50th webcast
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OF iCarly from detention in five hours and sam's the only
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One that's gonna be there.
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Why is it so hard to get detention?
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Who slammed that locker? Me.
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Detention! Really? Tonight! Yay!
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Yay?
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Darn.
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You did it.
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Yeah, but we still need our tech producer and
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School's over in three minutes.
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How am I gonna get detention in three minutes?
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You better, or else no show tonight.
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Wait here.
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I don't mind stopping by crusty creme. I--
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You heard I got the new pear Phone.
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Yep, these babies are indestructible.
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Hello, honey. I'm back.
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Yes, I will pick up the donuts.
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Mm-hmm.Man, school's over.
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And you didn't get detention.
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Which means no iCarly 50th Web show Spectacular.
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It couldn't be worse.
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Yes, it could.
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How?
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We could be gibby.
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They gave me another Texas wedgie.
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Man, when spencer said he was building a gigantic cup
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Of coffee, he wasn't kidding around.
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Where is spencer?
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Hey, spencer!
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I'm here.
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Is that thing filled With coffee?
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Just about 500 Gallons.
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Spencer, that's crazy.
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It's okay. It's Decaf.
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Okay, but why are you In there?
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Cause after I Filled it with coffee, I dropped
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My cell phone in here.
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Been Trying to find it for the past Two hours.
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Wish me luck.
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I figured out a way for us to do the iCarly tonight.
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Is that a 10 foot Tall coffee cup?
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10-foot-2
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I'm not even gonna ask.
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Just tell us how We're gonna do the show tonight.
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All right. Is There a closet in the classroom?
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Yeah.
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You guys can hide My tech equipment in there
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so Mr. Howard won't see it.
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But what about you?
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You can't be in there Unless you have detention.
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You said he's Almost never in the room 'cause
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He's watching the geometry Channel in the teacher's lounge,
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Right?
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Yeah.
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So as soon as he Checks roll and leaves, you guys
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Give me a signal and I'll sneak In the window.
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But the classroom's On the second floor.
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You can borrow my Ladder.
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Awesome.
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Did I hear you say you got detention?
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Should I be concerned?
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Not really.
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Later.
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now, you are all here
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because you are the worst This school has to offer.
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I am here because I believe in Punishment
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and discipline and I Hate you all.
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All right.
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I Will be down the hall in the teacher's lounge watching the
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Geometry channel.
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While I am gone, there is to be no talking.
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I hope you have a terrible time.
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We're good now for at Least 10 minutes.
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Let's go.
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Okay, everybody. We're about to
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start the 50th webcast of iCarly. You guys into it?
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Who wants to be the lookout in case Mr. Howard came back?
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I'll do it.
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Go signal Freddie.
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Right.
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Ca-caw.
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Ca-caw.
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Ca-caw.
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Do it like a bird.
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Ca-caw.
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Carly, what's the Signal for Mr. Howard's coming?
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Dippity-doo.
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Dippity-doo.
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Everybody sit down.
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Pull me in!
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--Too late. Don't--aww.
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I heard noise.
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What's going on?
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Nothing.
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We're just sitting Here having a terrible time.
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Good. Just sit here And don't move.
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I'll get the stuff out Of the closet.
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I'll get Freddie.
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Ca-caw.
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Ca-caw.
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Here. You wear the Cap-cam.
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Why?
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There's a camera in It. If jerk-face comes back,
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Freddie hides in the closet and And we switch out carly
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to the Hidden camera in your hat.
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Cool.
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I fell on a shrub.
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Coast clear?
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All clear.
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Then we are live On the web in 5, 4, 3, 2...
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Why did we scream?
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Because...
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It's iCarly'S 50th web show spectacular.
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It's true.
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This is the 50th webcast of iCarly.
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And it is Spectacular.
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Spectacular.
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I'm Carly...
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And I'm Sam...
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And maybe you've noticed...
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This isn't our usual iCarly Studio.
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And if you haven't Noticed...
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Scrape that crud out Of your eyes.
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We're webcasting to You live from our school.
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Room 29...
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Because we got...
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Tell 'em why we got Detention.
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'cause we're Naughty.
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Dippity-doo!
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You just heard our Friend Claire yell dippity-doo.
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Which means that our Horrible teacher Mr. Howard is Coming.
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I gotta hide.
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Freddie's gonna hide in the closet.
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And we're switching To the cap-cam in our friend Billy's hat.
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Switching to the Cap-cam.
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I have ears like a Hawk.
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I distinctly heard laughter and I hate laughter.
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I thought you hated Your wife.
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Her, too.
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Now keep your mouths shut.
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Isn't he charming?
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Freddie, let's go.
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Switching back to the main cam.
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We were talking About the things kids do that Get 'em detention.
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Why, look. Here's a Gold member of the detention
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Club right here.
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It's ninth grader rip off rodney.
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Please call me rip off.
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So how'd you get detention?
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I was selling fake hall passes.
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Nice.
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And how'd you get caught?
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I, uh...I misspelled "Hall."
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Two Ls.
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Yeah.
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Okay, so you got anything else to say to the
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iCarly fans of the world?
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Yeah. I got a special this week on burritos.
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Two for six bucks.
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And do they contain quality meat?
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No, they do not.
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And now continuing with out game of hangman...
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J.D., it's your turn to guess a letter or solve the Puzzle.
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All right, is it...
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Mr. Howard eats pants?
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Correct!
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He certainly does.
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Okay. H-o-t--
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Dippity-doo!
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Everybody hide!
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Switching to the Cap-cam.
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Uh-huh.
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Everybody's so innocent.
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Do I smell burritos?
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I have a feeling...
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Who wrote this?
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Who wrote this lie?
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Never in my entire life have I eaten one pair of pants.
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Somebody gonna confess,
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or do you all wanna do 200 push-ups?
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Principal Franklin says teacher can't give physical
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Punishment in detention.
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Principal franklin.
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If you ask me, he's not even fit
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To be in charge of this school.
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He's weak. Spineless.
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Well, I think I'm just gonna sit Here and stare at you gutter
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Children until detention is Over.
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And I think I'll add an extra two hours.
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Just hang on.
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Freddie has a way to get rid of Mr. Howard.
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Hey, no talking to That boy's hat.
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Wesley, now.
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Check.
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What in tarnation?
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What is that?
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Stay here and say nothing.
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Switching back to the main cam.
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Okay, now that dippity-doo done gone...
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Next on iCarly.
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Live from detention...
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Turtle races!
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Come on, give him a Kiss.
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Hey! You there!
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Who are you?
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Stop, you hooligan!
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Remove your sack.
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Yoo-ie, yoo-ie,
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We gotta go.
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Who says slow can't be exciting?
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You can only get this stuff
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at iCarly.com, baby.
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Ha!
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A video camera? Turtles?
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Burritos? What is going on in Here?
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The iCarly 50th Web show spectacular?
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You're all really in trouble now.
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I am talking suspension.
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I am talking expulsion.
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Deportation.
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And you can all start with 500 push-ups.
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I don't care what Principal Franklin has to say about it.
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You don't?
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No! I--oh, dear.
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Principal Franklin.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I was at home, watching the iCarly 50th
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Web show spectacular.
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Congratulations, by the way.
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My Kids and I love your show.
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Wow. Awesome.
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While I was watching, I heard Mr. Howard
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Call me a weak, spineless fool.
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No, no, no! I Said...uh, sweet. Stylish.
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Cool.
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In my office.
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But I-- Now.
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Why does everything always happen to me?
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So now what?
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Well, I suppose Mr. Howard has tortured you all Enough.
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Go home.
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Okay, we're just About done.
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I'm Sam...
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I'm Carly...
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And I'm Ted.
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And thanks for watching the iCarly 50th web show spectacular.
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May I?
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Second button from the bottom.
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It's iCarly's 50th webshow spectacular.
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Bye! Keep visiting iCarly.com. Don't forget it.
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And we're clear.
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Yeah! Whoo!
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How fun is this?
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It's like a java cruisee.
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Who wants more coffee?
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I do!
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This isn't weird at all.
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