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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:19,770 She is right outside. 2 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:22,100 Yes, good. Let's have a little talk with her. 3 00:00:22,710 --> 00:00:24,690 Carly, get in here. Right now. 4 00:00:27,570 --> 00:00:28,310 Have a seat. 5 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,630 So, I understand you put some flyers up all over the school? 6 00:00:36,980 --> 00:00:38,100 Yes, I did. 7 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:40,400 - Punk! - Miss Briggs. 8 00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:42,290 I'm calm. 9 00:00:42,290 --> 00:00:44,540 Carly, this flyer. 10 00:00:49,670 --> 00:00:51,860 It's a... It's a... 11 00:00:51,860 --> 00:00:52,710 It's not funny. 12 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,720 Why would you Photodoc my head 13 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,470 onto the body of a rhinoceros? 14 00:00:57,740 --> 00:01:00,030 - Well, I... - Rhinoceros? 15 00:01:00,210 --> 00:01:03,180 Oh, no, no, no. She made you a hippopotamus. 16 00:01:03,350 --> 00:01:04,820 No, no. She's a rhinoceros. 17 00:01:04,820 --> 00:01:07,020 A hippo has fatter thighs and a wider snout. 18 00:01:07,140 --> 00:01:09,030 But the rhinos are the fat guys. 19 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,530 What does it matter? 20 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,440 I think we should call her father in to discuss this. 21 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,300 My dad's stationed in Europe right now. 22 00:01:21,570 --> 00:01:22,530 He's in the military. 23 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:24,490 Well, there must be some adult in charge of her. 24 00:01:24,490 --> 00:01:26,320 My older brother, Spencer. 25 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:29,620 Oh, yes, the artist. 26 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:31,240 He's a great artist. 27 00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:33,830 Look, we don't need to call her brother in about this. 28 00:01:33,830 --> 00:01:37,230 I'm sure that you can come up with a suitable punishment. 29 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:37,940 Fine. 30 00:01:38,630 --> 00:01:43,160 You know, Carly, I am in charge of the talent show this year. 31 00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:44,830 Yeah, you're holding auditions on Saturday. 32 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:47,340 No, you are. 33 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,550 I will be enjoying my Saturday 34 00:01:49,550 --> 00:01:51,810 while you videotape the auditions for me. 35 00:01:51,810 --> 00:01:53,770 No! I'm going to see Cuddlefish play live 36 00:01:53,770 --> 00:01:55,180 at the Hawthorne on Saturday! 37 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:56,110 Not anymore. 38 00:01:56,110 --> 00:01:57,700 Come on! 39 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,410 It's what you get for turning me into a hippopotamus. 40 00:02:01,410 --> 00:02:02,710 - Rhinoceros. - Get out. 41 00:02:02,710 --> 00:02:03,380 Right. 42 00:02:04,130 --> 00:02:07,880 In five, four, three, two 43 00:02:11,150 --> 00:02:12,900 I know, you see 44 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:27,830 I know somehow we're gonna get there. And feel so wonderful 45 00:02:29,740 --> 00:02:33,000 It's all for real 46 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,150 I'm telling you just how I feel 47 00:02:35,270 --> 00:02:39,360 So wake up the members of my nation 48 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:40,840 It's your time to be 49 00:02:41,180 --> 00:02:43,370 There's no chance unless you take one 50 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:45,410 And the time to see 51 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:49,280 The brighter side of every situation 52 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,090 Some things are meant to be. 53 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:55,050 So give your best and leave the rest to me 54 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,410 Leave it all to me. 55 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:59,420 Leave it all to me. 56 00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:02,760 Just leave it all to me 57 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,610 iCarly S01E01 iPilot 58 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:11,540 - Let me go! - Say you're sorry. 59 00:03:11,540 --> 00:03:13,300 - I'm sorry! - And what are you sorry for? 60 00:03:13,300 --> 00:03:14,760 For saying you're aggressive! 61 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:18,630 And what am I again? 62 00:03:18,650 --> 00:03:20,760 - Pretty and sweet! - Thank you! 63 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,310 Now the next time... 64 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:24,500 Hair, hair, hair. 65 00:03:25,550 --> 00:03:26,070 Hi. 66 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:28,290 - Did you get in trouble? - Of course I got in trouble! 67 00:03:28,310 --> 00:03:30,050 Teachers tend to get upset when you put their heads 68 00:03:30,050 --> 00:03:31,790 on the bodies of big, fat animals! 69 00:03:31,810 --> 00:03:34,900 I can't believe I let you talk me 70 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:36,170 into taking the blame for you! 71 00:03:36,190 --> 00:03:39,390 You had to. I've already been suspended once this semester. 72 00:03:39,490 --> 00:03:41,500 If I'd gotten busted they'd have expelled me. 73 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:42,350 Well, here's an idea. 74 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:44,210 - What? - Stop doing bad things! 75 00:03:46,190 --> 00:03:47,990 Okay. Chillax. 76 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,090 I will not chillax! 77 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,480 And get excited, 'cause you and I get to 78 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,190 spend our entire Saturday here 79 00:03:54,270 --> 00:03:56,790 videotaping kids' auditions for the talent show. 80 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,570 No way, gross. 81 00:03:58,570 --> 00:04:01,900 Sorry, that's my pinishment. So that's your punishment, too. 82 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:03,700 All right. Whatever. 83 00:04:05,170 --> 00:04:07,610 You know, anybody but me would punch you right in the head. 84 00:04:07,970 --> 00:04:10,350 Which is why you are my best friend. 85 00:04:11,450 --> 00:04:12,200 Good to know. 86 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:13,370 Now, why are you mine? 87 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,750 Because I'm a lovable person. 88 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:32,270 You dropped this! 89 00:04:34,010 --> 00:04:35,260 Thanks, but you really... 90 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:36,500 I was gonna walk you home from school 91 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,430 but I couldn't find you. Hey! 92 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:41,690 Freddie, were you just looking out your peephole 93 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:42,660 waiting for me to come home? 94 00:04:42,870 --> 00:04:44,770 - No! - Freddie. 95 00:04:45,090 --> 00:04:45,890 Yes. 96 00:04:47,430 --> 00:04:48,610 I thought we talked about this. 97 00:04:48,730 --> 00:04:51,470 We can be buds, but you gotta get over this crush thing. 98 00:04:51,470 --> 00:04:53,330 I am over it. Seriously. 99 00:04:53,470 --> 00:04:54,690 I'm in love with you. 100 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:55,870 You just wanna be friends. 101 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,940 And I'm totally cool living with that constant pain. 102 00:04:59,780 --> 00:05:00,430 Oh, god. 103 00:05:00,470 --> 00:05:02,290 Hey, I hear you need to borrow a camcorder 104 00:05:02,290 --> 00:05:03,560 to tape some auditions. 105 00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:05,350 - Yeah, but I choose my brother's. - Look, 106 00:05:05,350 --> 00:05:06,230 you will change your mind. 107 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:07,540 You know my digits. 108 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:11,460 - Hey, I don't need your cellphone. - You can have it. 109 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:13,470 - I'm home. - Hey, kiddo! 110 00:05:13,970 --> 00:05:15,110 Up here. 111 00:05:17,190 --> 00:05:19,590 Just taking some pics of my robot sculpture. 112 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:21,110 Smile! 113 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,960 You know, for most eighth grade girls, 114 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:28,260 if they came home and found their 26- year- old brother 115 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:29,680 dangling upside down from the ceiling 116 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,940 over a giant robot made out of soda bottles, 117 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,160 it'd be weird. 118 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,190 You're saying I'm abnormal. 119 00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:39,940 Do I need to say it 120 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,520 Come down from there before you hurt yourself. 121 00:05:42,580 --> 00:05:45,590 No worries. I got my leg wrapped around this pipe. 122 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:51,900 I can't believe you are in charge of me. 123 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,620 Please help me stand up. 124 00:05:58,070 --> 00:05:59,460 Are you all right? 125 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:00,680 Yeah. Nope. 126 00:06:00,990 --> 00:06:04,770 I dislocated my shoulder again. 127 00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:06,030 One sec. 128 00:06:10,630 --> 00:06:13,350 Yeah, that fixed her. 129 00:06:13,810 --> 00:06:15,930 - Good. So listen, I need a favour. - Shoot. 130 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,210 I have to tape a bunch of auditions at school on Saturday. 131 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,710 - Fun. - Yeah, not really. 132 00:06:20,190 --> 00:06:22,820 Anyway, would you let me borrow your video camera? 133 00:06:22,980 --> 00:06:24,460 - I would. - Awesome. 134 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:25,770 Though I can't. 135 00:06:27,130 --> 00:06:27,560 Why not? 136 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:33,340 I made it into a squirrel. 137 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,420 I told you the front doors would be locked. 138 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,780 You gotta go around to the blue doors in back of the... 139 00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:45,290 Oh, my God. 140 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:50,230 Morning, Carly. 141 00:06:50,230 --> 00:06:50,960 See you in a sec. 142 00:06:51,140 --> 00:06:53,690 - Freddie? - What do you think of my equipment? 143 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:58,980 I just asked to borrow your video camera. What is all this? 144 00:06:59,530 --> 00:07:01,760 Well, that's a 3- chip high- def camcorder 145 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:03,650 with a hyper- cardioid condenser microphone. 146 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,690 mounted on a carbon fibre tripod 147 00:07:05,690 --> 00:07:07,070 with a low- drag fluid head. 148 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:09,370 I also brought you juice and a bagel. 149 00:07:12,260 --> 00:07:14,430 Hey, you invited the doof. 150 00:07:14,430 --> 00:07:16,600 - Sam. - Man! 151 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,750 I didn't know that was gonna be here. 152 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,690 "She." I'm a she, 153 00:07:21,690 --> 00:07:23,350 Freddie, as in "girl." 154 00:07:23,550 --> 00:07:24,490 Barely. 155 00:07:26,510 --> 00:07:29,040 Just keep your hands off my AV equipment. 156 00:07:29,270 --> 00:07:30,850 You mean I can't play with the white balance 157 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,970 on your super- dee- duper- dee camcorder? 158 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:36,870 Sure! Everybody jokes about the white balance 159 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:39,370 till the skin tones go magenta 160 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:45,070 Carly will never love you. 161 00:07:46,980 --> 00:07:48,130 That's it. 162 00:07:48,490 --> 00:07:50,690 I'm taking my stuff and I'm going home! 163 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:53,190 - Please stay. - Okay. 164 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:59,160 Okay, Jeb, you ready to audition? 165 00:07:59,370 --> 00:08:02,640 Yeah. I will be performing a scene from a French play 166 00:08:06,470 --> 00:08:08,140 Okay. 167 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:10,590 We don't know what that means, but knock us out. 168 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,120 Rolling? 169 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:14,210 Rolling. 170 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:20,580 But but where did she go? I don't know. 171 00:08:20,860 --> 00:08:24,090 But when will she be back? I don't know! 172 00:08:24,510 --> 00:08:29,970 Well, where can I find her? I tell you, I do not know! 173 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:35,500 - Okay! - Nice job! 174 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,650 - What'd you think? - I don't know! 175 00:08:39,650 --> 00:08:40,780 You don't know? 176 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:42,410 I tell you, I do not know! 177 00:08:42,410 --> 00:08:44,020 But you must know! 178 00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:45,580 How can I know when I do not know? 179 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:46,810 I don't know. 180 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,280 I will play the trumpet. 181 00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:25,220 - Great. - Nice. 182 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,080 While hopping on this Pogo Stick. 183 00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:45,370 That's what I'm talking about! 184 00:09:45,390 --> 00:09:48,580 You go, girl! Yeah. Pogo- tastic! 185 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:51,160 That's awesome! Jump and blow! 186 00:09:51,180 --> 00:09:54,870 So the doc says, "Why'd you wait so long to bring her in?" 187 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:57,630 So I say, "I liked the eggs." 188 00:10:01,540 --> 00:10:04,010 That's awesome. Thanks 189 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:08,490 - Not that funny. No. - No, no, not at all. 190 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,240 But forget that. 191 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,800 Can we please discuss the boy's hair and glasses? 192 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,260 He looks like Miss Briggs. 193 00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:19,720 Yeah, except he doesn't have Miss Briggs' crazy pointy boobs. 194 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:22,150 I know, what is up with those? 195 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:24,410 It's like she stuffs waffle cones in her bra. 196 00:10:24,430 --> 00:10:25,560 Totally! I mean, 197 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,900 she could poke an eye out with one of those things. 198 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,780 Okay, okay, we better keep going. 199 00:10:31,990 --> 00:10:34,440 We've still got 11 more kids to see. 200 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,180 Oh! 11? 201 00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:38,570 Calm down.They can't get worse. 202 00:10:47,610 --> 00:10:49,040 And I was wrong. 203 00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:08,640 Sam. Sam. Wake up. 204 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:13,510 What time is it? 205 00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:17,250 Late. What time's your mom coming to pick you up? 206 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,990 She's not. I told her you invited me to spend the night. 207 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:21,850 I didn't invite you to spend the night. 208 00:11:22,910 --> 00:11:24,090 Well, you should 'cause I'm not leaving. 209 00:11:28,050 --> 00:11:28,740 What you doing? 210 00:11:29,030 --> 00:11:31,090 Checking to make sure Freddie put the auditions online. 211 00:11:31,610 --> 00:11:32,450 I told Miss Briggs 212 00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:34,050 we'd upload 'em on SplashFace tonight 213 00:11:34,050 --> 00:11:35,080 so she could watch 'em in the morning. 214 00:11:35,180 --> 00:11:36,550 I kind of hate Miss Briggs. 215 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:38,620 Remember when she called me a demon? 216 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:40,280 - No! - Oh, Yeah. 217 00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:42,080 It was when I put that raw chicken in her purse and... 218 00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:43,680 Shut up and come look at this! 219 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:47,020 What, Freddie didn't upload the auditions? 220 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:48,470 No! He uploaded us! 221 00:11:48,470 --> 00:11:49,810 - What? - Look! 222 00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:54,790 - That's you and me! - Sure is! 223 00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:56,620 He wasn't supposed to film us! 224 00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:59,420 We were being all goofy and acting like idiots all day! 225 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,100 Oh, my God. We made fun of Miss Briggs 226 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,770 and her crazy pointy boobs! 227 00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:07,040 If she sees that... 228 00:12:07,050 --> 00:12:09,480 Anyone can see it! It's on SplashFace! 229 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,880 Okay, okay, chillax. 230 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,460 Look, see the view count? 231 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:17,040 Only 27 people have clicked on it. 232 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,030 Okay, good. 233 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,150 Sam? 234 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:27,940 - Yeah. - That's 27,000! 235 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,360 - Can you remove it? - Maybe. 236 00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:45,190 Oh, I need Freddie's password. 237 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,140 - Which part does he live in? - The one across the hall. 238 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:53,410 But it's after midnight so you probably shouldn't... Oh, no. 239 00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:57,610 Oh, great. Now there are 28,000 people are watch us. 240 00:13:01,430 --> 00:13:02,630 Quit it, Sam! 241 00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:07,340 Let go of my foot! Too much friction! Let go! 242 00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:09,960 What is the matter with you? 243 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,230 Why'd you film us at the auditions today? 244 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:14,230 oh. 245 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,060 Cause you guys were being funny. 246 00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:18,080 Well, you shouldn't have put us online 247 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,250 without our permission! 248 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:21,650 I didn't! I edited you guys out 249 00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:23,770 before I uploaded the auditions. 250 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,350 No, you did the opposite of that! 251 00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:27,820 What? There's no way I... 252 00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:32,770 - Yeah. - Just take us off the site! 253 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:36,230 - Okay, okay! Just give me a sec. - This is so not good. 254 00:13:36,330 --> 00:13:38,270 Anyone, anyone in the world can just click 255 00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:40,220 and see everything we did and said today. 256 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,070 It's so embarrassing. And if Miss Briggs sees... 257 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:43,690 Don't even talk about it. 'Cause if she... 258 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:44,610 Got it. 259 00:13:45,010 --> 00:13:46,730 See, it says, "At your request, 260 00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:48,080 this video will be removed." 261 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,200 - Good! - Finally. 262 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:51,840 - Tomorrow morning. - Man! 263 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,330 Do you know how many more thousands of people 264 00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:54,630 can view it by then? 265 00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:56,330 All right, look, before you get all freaked out, 266 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,530 SplashFace has message boards. 267 00:13:58,530 --> 00:14:01,910 - So? - So, let's see what people are saying about the video. 268 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:03,960 Okay, here's one. 269 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:07,760 "Carly, you and your friend Sam crack me up. Funny stuff." 270 00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:09,270 Great, so one kid thinks... 271 00:14:09,270 --> 00:14:12,710 Wait. SlackerBoy314 writes,"Carly, you're hot." 272 00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:14,480 It's true. 273 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,150 - You are. - Stop. 274 00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:19,130 Oh, hey, check this one. 275 00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:21,970 Carly and Sam, you chicks are hilarious. 276 00:14:21,970 --> 00:14:22,970 When's your next show? 277 00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:24,530 And this kid says, 278 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,930 "You guys are way better than most of the puke 279 00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:29,000 here on SplashFace." 280 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,230 Wow. They love us. 281 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,350 Yeah! More than puke. 282 00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:49,170 Where's Miss Briggs? 283 00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:50,330 What if she saw it? 284 00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:51,870 The video was off by yesterday morning. 285 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,260 What if she saw it before it was off? 286 00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:54,950 It was Sunday. She was probably in church. 287 00:14:54,950 --> 00:14:57,270 What church would let Miss Briggs in the door? 288 00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:03,370 Hello, Carly. Samantha. 289 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,510 - Howdy. - Morning, Miss Briggs. 290 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,080 We had some trouble putting the video online, 291 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,110 so here's a DVD of 292 00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:10,820 every kid who auditioned on Saturday. 293 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,470 - Thank you. - Sure. 294 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,480 I'll try not to poke a hole in this with my pointy bosoms. 295 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,450 She saw the video. 296 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,560 We're so sorry. 297 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,890 Yes, and I imagine you will be sorry 298 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:29,020 after I grade your next exams. 299 00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:32,260 - Miss Briggs? - What? 300 00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:33,900 I typed up a list of the kids we think 301 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,160 should be in the talent show. 302 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:41,520 Snorting milk? Pogo stick hopping? These aren't talents. 303 00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:43,250 They were the most fun kids to watch. 304 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,490 Goodbye. 305 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,390 Wait, so you're not gonna let any of the kids 306 00:15:46,390 --> 00:15:47,750 we picked be in the show? 307 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:50,580 That's right. Girls. 308 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,570 No one enjoys that! 309 00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:13,780 I am so mad! 310 00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:15,330 Me, too. 311 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,210 I need some ham. 312 00:16:19,690 --> 00:16:22,350 Seriously, Miss Briggs is the worst! 313 00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:23,800 You don't gotta convince me. 314 00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:26,150 I hated her even after she got that brown lump 315 00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:27,140 removed from her nose. 316 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:30,630 I'll tell you something. 317 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,590 She is what's wrong with the world. 318 00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:36,260 - Who's what's wrong with the world? - Miss Briggs. 319 00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:38,340 Well, hey, at least she got that brown lump 320 00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:39,510 taken off of her nose. 321 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,950 I just hate it when adults like her 322 00:16:41,950 --> 00:16:43,980 get to control what kids can do and see. 323 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,350 It ticks me off. 324 00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:49,180 Why do they put a bone right in the middle of a ham? 325 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:55,630 Hey, remember all that stuff those kids wrote about us 326 00:16:55,630 --> 00:16:56,830 on the message boards? 327 00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:57,320 Yeah. 328 00:16:57,670 --> 00:16:59,800 Things like, You guys should upload more videos. 329 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,270 And, "When's your next show?" 330 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,370 And, "We want more." 331 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:04,510 Let's give 'em more. 332 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:09,290 - More? - Okay, what are we talking about here 333 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,550 Doing a web show, online, every week. 334 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:13,910 Why? 335 00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:16,220 Cause it can be whatever we want it to be. 336 00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:19,420 no adults to say,"You can do this. You can't do that." 337 00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:21,080 We can do whatever we want 338 00:17:21,330 --> 00:17:22,910 say whatever we want. 339 00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:25,670 Would it mean I have to do, like, work and stuff? 340 00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:29,270 Well, if you're gonna do a show you gotta prepare for it. 341 00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:30,450 Then make it your show. 342 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:31,840 You do the work. 343 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,220 I'll just show up and be your amusing little sidekick. 344 00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:38,700 - Wait, what's the show gonna be about? - Anything. 345 00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:40,500 Something different every week. 346 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:45,790 But for the first show, kids with bizarro talents. 347 00:17:45,970 --> 00:17:49,500 Clever. Miss Briggs says, "No, no, no." 348 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,230 We say, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." 349 00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:55,860 Hey, why don't you guys call your show "iCarly." 350 00:17:56,360 --> 00:18:01,220 You know, "I," Internet, Carly, you. 351 00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:03,900 - I like it. - ICarly's cool. 352 00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:08,210 And you're gonna need a technical producer, right? 353 00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:12,220 To set up the lights, audio, work the camera? 354 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:15,640 He wants to be our geek. 355 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,340 You got a big mouth, lady. 356 00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:23,100 Is that your shirt? I don't like it. 357 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,170 - I don't have to take that. - Yeah, you do. 358 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:27,120 All right. 359 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,740 You know what, Sam. I'm so... 360 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,830 That is so mature. 361 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:40,730 Children. 362 00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:50,880 Hey! Look what someone just left in the dumpster. 363 00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:52,220 Isn't she amazing? 364 00:18:53,730 --> 00:18:57,250 Hey, can we use the third floor as kind of a TV studio? 365 00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:58,730 - Well, I don't know... - Thanks! You rock. 366 00:18:58,760 --> 00:18:59,700 Wait, I didn't say... 367 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,580 Why do you need... Okay, later! 368 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,320 52 seconds. 369 00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:18,930 - Sam, come on! - Sorry, I had to pee! 370 00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:21,030 You always have to pee. 371 00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:22,750 Well, it's either that or I explode. 372 00:19:22,970 --> 00:19:26,050 - 45 seconds! - We're on our way up! 373 00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:29,940 You know what to do? 374 00:19:30,010 --> 00:19:32,490 We sit together, me on the left, you on the right. 375 00:19:32,490 --> 00:19:34,580 Camera opens on the sign, pans down to me. 376 00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:37,940 ...we chat with all the kids with great talents. 377 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:39,430 - You got it? - I'm down. 378 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:44,140 20 seconds! 379 00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:44,880 Here we go. 380 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:47,160 - I look good? - Perfect. Me? 381 00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:48,890 Well, you got something in your teeth. 382 00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:50,370 Get it out! Get it out... 383 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,900 Hey, there, people of Earth. 384 00:19:57,980 --> 00:20:00,690 I'm Carly Shay and this is our very first webcast 385 00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:02,450 of a little show we call iCarly. 386 00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,070 - She's Carly. - She's Sam. 387 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,480 - Sam I am. - Carly, Sam. 388 00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:08,460 - I think they're clear. - Demonstrate the thing! 389 00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:12,040 Yeah! With this item, provided by our dorky friend Freddie. 390 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,840 That's disrespectful! 391 00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:18,940 We and do this, and this. 392 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:21,990 and this 393 00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:28,450 Okay. 394 00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:30,550 Tonight, we're gonna show you some kids 395 00:20:30,550 --> 00:20:32,060 with super insane talents. 396 00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:34,900 - Freak show! - Stop it. 397 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:37,350 Okay, this first kid we're gonna show you 398 00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:38,530 can take a glass of milk. 399 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:39,900 This is so deliciously gross. 400 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,330 Snort the milk up into his nose. 401 00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:43,190 - It's the best thing ever. - And then make the milk 402 00:20:43,190 --> 00:20:44,190 squirt out of his eyes. 403 00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:45,990 I wanna marry this boy! 404 00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:49,260 - Let's bring him out. Simon Kendal! - You're up, dude! 405 00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:53,380 Okay, Simon 406 00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:54,550 You ready to blow people away 407 00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:56,260 - with your freakish talent? - Do it! 408 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,000 Let's go. 409 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,010 Drum roll. 410 00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:16,890 - Oh, my gosh. - The king of dairy! The king of dairy! 411 00:21:16,890 --> 00:21:20,170 - You won't see that every day. - Give it up for Simon! 412 00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:24,990 She's a contortionist. Will you look at her? 413 00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:27,010 Look at it. It looks painful. 414 00:21:28,150 --> 00:21:30,480 Yeah. Oh, my gosh. 415 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,910 No. Seriously, that is amazing 416 00:21:34,910 --> 00:21:36,650 - Look at her! - She's so stretchy. 417 00:21:37,490 --> 00:21:40,020 (?) just fold her up and put her in your pocket? 418 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,680 I'm not normal. 419 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:47,930 Okay, this is insane! 420 00:21:47,930 --> 00:21:49,940 - Tell the people your name. - Brennan Yubberly. 421 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,860 Yeah, Yubberly! 422 00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:52,960 Okay, any word you say, 423 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,840 Brennan can say backwards perfectly. 424 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,250 He's a backwards talker. 425 00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:57,090 Check this out. 426 00:21:57,110 --> 00:21:58,310 - Ointment. - Tnenmtnio 427 00:21:58,330 --> 00:22:00,980 Yes! Okay. "Slippery watermelon." 428 00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:02,450 Yreppils nolemretaw. 429 00:22:02,450 --> 00:22:04,890 - Do you hear this? - We love this boy! 430 00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:07,430 Okay, okay! Say, "I must be from planet Jupiter 431 00:22:07,430 --> 00:22:08,310 because there's no other way 432 00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:09,520 I could be saying all this backwards! 433 00:22:09,540 --> 00:22:14,240 ......... 434 00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:19,730 - Did you hear that? - Insanity! 435 00:22:19,730 --> 00:22:20,710 Ytinasni! 436 00:22:20,710 --> 00:22:22,310 That's enough, Brennan. 437 00:22:23,890 --> 00:22:25,320 Yeah! Great job! 438 00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:27,020 Wonderful! 439 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,690 Looking at that goat made me hungry! 440 00:22:29,690 --> 00:22:31,260 Well, you can eat soon 441 00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:33,990 cause the very first webcast of iCarly is almost over. 442 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,820 No, no, don't be sad. 443 00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:38,650 We still got one more kid with a weird talent. 444 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,790 - But first... - Here's some stuff you need to know. 445 00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:42,270 If you liked our show, tell your friends. 446 00:22:42,270 --> 00:22:43,470 Your cousins, people you like. 447 00:22:43,490 --> 00:22:45,540 People you hate. All people of this planet. 448 00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:46,790 That we're gonna be here, live, 449 00:22:46,790 --> 00:22:48,520 online every week at iCarly. Com. 450 00:22:48,550 --> 00:22:50,000 In fact, next week, 451 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,880 Carly's gonna take my tonsils out right here. 452 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,820 - She's lying. - But how awesome would that be? 453 00:22:54,820 --> 00:22:57,120 So, there is anything you want to see us do. 454 00:22:57,130 --> 00:22:58,950 or hear us talk about right here on the show 455 00:22:58,970 --> 00:23:01,220 - No matter how crazy or weird. - Or stupid. 456 00:23:01,430 --> 00:23:04,730 You can contact us by going to icarly.com. 457 00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:06,070 And click on the feedback button. 458 00:23:06,090 --> 00:23:08,710 Feedback button! 459 00:23:08,710 --> 00:23:09,710 Click till it hurts! 460 00:23:10,150 --> 00:23:11,900 And if you wanna send us a video 461 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:13,830 of you doing or saying anything cool. 462 00:23:13,830 --> 00:23:15,190 Telling a joke, eating a bug 463 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,860 - just email the video clip to us. - Carly and me. 464 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,990 - Me and Sam. - At iCarly. Com 465 00:23:20,010 --> 00:23:22,480 - And if it's cool enough - We'll show it right here on iCarly. 466 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,940 - So send us up. - Talk back. 467 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,410 But be nice. Cause if you are not. 468 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:26,690 We will find where you live. 469 00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:28,410 And go to treat with these. 470 00:23:29,890 --> 00:23:31,600 OK. Our last freakishly talented 471 00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:33,180 kid's name is Taryn James. 472 00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:35,990 And she's about to play us out. With her trumpet. 473 00:23:35,990 --> 00:23:37,910 But with a little extra twist. Hit the button. 474 00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:39,120 Get out here, Taryn! 475 00:23:47,210 --> 00:23:49,050 Will you look at that! 476 00:23:49,070 --> 00:23:52,720 - It seems impossible. - That is so cool! 477 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:54,070 I wish I could do that! 478 00:23:55,930 --> 00:23:57,520 Yeah 479 00:23:57,530 --> 00:24:01,710 Well, thanks for watching! Don't forget to tune in next time! 480 00:24:01,730 --> 00:24:04,390 Oh, my gosh! This is so much fun! 481 00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:06,070 And we're clear! 482 00:24:06,450 --> 00:24:08,040 Yes! We did it! 483 00:24:21,810 --> 00:24:23,280 - Well. - Hurry! 484 00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:25,790 You guys are making me nervous. 485 00:24:25,930 --> 00:24:27,660 - Here it is. - How many? 486 00:24:27,740 --> 00:24:29,800 37,000! 487 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,990 Why are we happy? 488 00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:46,220 Cause our very first web show rocked! 489 00:24:46,220 --> 00:24:48,850 And was watched by over 37,000 people! 490 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:53,480 Get out! My baby sister's a web star. 491 00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:57,820 Hey, we should have a party, you know, to celebrate. 492 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,750 - Yeah, that'd be so cool. - Yeah, that'd be so tight! 493 00:24:59,910 --> 00:25:00,730 Yes, we should. 494 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:06,410 - But it shouldn't be a normal, regular party. - Oh no. 495 00:25:06,910 --> 00:25:09,530 It needs to be something different, 496 00:25:09,530 --> 00:25:12,490 something wonderfully random. 497 00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:15,730 Crazy hat party? 498 00:25:26,530 --> 00:25:27,700 Hey, awesome party. 499 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,780 - Yeah. - You wanna go out the hall and kiss? 500 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,510 - No. - Yeah, me neither. 501 00:25:33,130 --> 00:25:34,650 Hey, cupcake. 502 00:25:34,670 --> 00:25:35,820 There you are! 503 00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:38,090 - Nice hat. - Back at you. 504 00:25:39,110 --> 00:25:42,930 - Hi. Can we get your autographs? - We love iCarly. 505 00:25:42,930 --> 00:25:44,000 Your web show. 506 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,480 - Sure. - No prob. 507 00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:53,790 - There you go. - There. 508 00:25:53,790 --> 00:25:55,450 - Thanks. - Sure. 509 00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:56,970 I love you, Carly! 510 00:26:01,030 --> 00:26:03,630 Wow. I just signed an autograph. 511 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:06,670 Get used to it. iCarly's a great show. 512 00:26:07,050 --> 00:26:08,720 You might get famous. 513 00:26:08,950 --> 00:26:11,750 Yeah. I don't know if I'm gonna like that. 514 00:26:12,930 --> 00:26:15,850 Hey. Saw your web show. 515 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,460 Pretty hot. 516 00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:22,030 Thanks. 517 00:26:22,050 --> 00:26:23,830 Yeah, thanks a lot. 518 00:26:23,830 --> 00:26:26,000 - So, you guys wanna dance? - Yes. 519 00:26:27,770 --> 00:26:28,940 Cool, let's do it. 520 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,860 I'm gonna like it. 521 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:40,920 Hey! Hey, stop that! Put her down! She's not for you! 522 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,830 How pitiful! Who invited you? 523 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:50,430 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37057

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