All language subtitles for hghgfh

**

Tom Waits]
* She was a middle class girl

* She was in over her head

* She thought she could
stand up in the deep end *

* He had a bullet-proof smile

* He had money to burn

* She thought she had
the moon in her pocket *

* But now she's dead

* She's so dead

* Forever
dead and lovely now *

* I've always been
told to remember this *

* Don't let a fool kiss you

* Never marry for love

* He was hard to impress

* He knew everyone's secrets

* He wore her on his arm
just like jewelry *

* He never gave, but he got

* He kept her on a leash

* He's not the kind of wheel
you fall asleep at *

* But now she's dead

* Forever dead

* Forever
dead and lovely now *

* Come closer, look deeper

* You're falling fast

* Just like a plane

* On a stormy sea

* She made up someone to be

* She made up
somewhere to be from *

* This is one business
in the world *

* Where that's
no problem at all *

[panting]

* Forever
dead and lovely now *

[Man]
I think she cried
at my funeral.

I don't mean to brag
about it or anything,

but I'm pretty sure she did.

Sometimes I can picture her
talking about me

to some guy she feels
really close to.

You're never going
to see him again,
you know?

How they lowered me
into the grave

all pathetic
and shriveled up,

like a melted chocolate bar
or something.

About how we never
actually got a chance.

Then the guy
fucks her real nice--

a fuck that's all about
making her feel better.

[Tom Waits]
* Forever dead

* And lovely now

Soon after I killed myself,

I found a job here
at Kamikaze Pizza.

It's not a great job,
but it'll do for a while.

The manager was cool enough

to hook me up with
a place to live, too,

with this Austrian guy
named Erik.

You did it again, Zia.

Did what?

Don't play dumb.
You promised.

If you're going to live
in this apartment,

you have to sit
while you piss.

That. I'm sorry. I forgot.

How in the world you forget
something like that? Huh?

Sit, sit, sit.

[scoffs]

[door slams]

Who could think
of a better punishment,
really?

Everything's the same here.
It's just a little worse.

I've thought
about suicide again,

but I haven't tried it.

I didn't want to end up

in a bigger shit hole
than this one.

[Man on TV]
And welcome to...

Yeah, I was missing Desiree.

I even had a feeling
that this whole suicide thing

just made me miss her
and love her more.

But...who knows?

Maybe you just need a drink.

** [rock]

[Man]
* I see the end

* I see the end

* The lid was open,
so I crawled inside *

* Someone up ahead
was crying *

* Someone up ahead
was dying *

Hi.

Listen,
my friend Rachel and I,

we play this game

where we try to figure out
how people off themselves.

We were just guessing
about you.

How'd you do it?

* Waves and waves
of tranquility *

* Is hard
on your innocence *

Three points for me!

That's an extremely
rude question to ask.

Precisely.

That's what the game's
all about.

I see. What about you?

Me?

[gas hissing]

No, no, no, no, no.
Look at him.

He can't stop burping.
It's definitely drowning.

What's the difference?

No, I'm telling you,
look at the bluish face.

It's got to be gas.

Go over and ask him.

No. I don't know
about this one.

He seems ill-humored.
No, no, you got to--

Why don't you
try it with me?

Do you know this guy?

I'll bet you girls a beer
you won't guess.

Tania, look who's here.

Ooh.
We'll be right back.

Right back.

I will tell you something.

Whenever a chick says
"I'll be right back,"

write them off, man.

They always end up leaving
with some retarded big-Joe guy.

So what was it?

What was what?

How did you, uh,
you know, off yourself?

Oh, that.

* Let me go, lovely

* Let me go

[feedback]

[Woman]
You guys suck!

[Man]
Suck big time!

Get off the stage!
[sparse applause]

Fuck it all!

Jesus!
Go home, man!

Boo!

You offed with the guitar?

Sure, I did.

On stage, man.

It was wild.

Iggy Pop almost came
to see that gig.

Huh!

[water running]

[Zia]
No way.

It's true.

I live with my parents
and my kid brother Kostya.

You're fucking with me.

I'm not fucking
with you.

I've never heard of
a whole family here before.

Mom...

offed because she was
missing Russia a lot.

And my father,
he just didn't feel like
going on without her.

But what really
did it for him

was my little brother
turning out to be gay.

And your kid brother?

Kostya?
Kostya.

I guess he had it
in his genes, man.

That's the craziest thing
I've ever heard, man.

When, uh,
Kostya came here,

my father--
a man who wouldn't cry--

he dropped 10-pound
sledgehammer on his foot.

Hugged kid, though,
and cried like baby.
No shit.

Wow.

We have to kill
those germs.

For borscht...
We have a saying in Russia.

How much you eat,
that's how old you are.

My grandpa, before
he'd hire anybody,

he'd feed them
a free meal.

Those who ate the most--
Whoa.

...that's the ones
he hired, 'cause--

[together]
Those were the best workers.

Are you trying
to hire me or something?

How about
doing the dishes
after dinner?

Kostya, no.

You know, Zia,
dishwashing was Eugene's
first job in America.

No way.

I did a lot of shit.

Last job I had
before I offed
was waiting tables.

I thought it was
the band thing.

Mmm. I had to eat, too.

[Mother]
You know, I wish
we were there for Eugene.

You see, Zia, all of us,
we were always together.

First in Russia,
then in America, now here.

When Ivan and I came here
and left our boys alone,
they just couldn't make--

Mom, that's all over now.

Yeah.

Where are you from, Zia?

Uh, New Jersey.

Oh. What about your parents?

Uh, it's-- it's a long story.

It's not--
Basically, at the end,

I hadn't talk to them
in a while.
Zia, it's okay.

They hadn't talked
to each other.
That's a shame.

It is, yeah.

Nyet.

Not every family
is lucky like we are.

[Zia]
That's true.

But all of us
being together...

Na zdorove.

[all]
Na zdorove.

[Man on TV announcing soccer
game in foreign language]

You know,

I'd be here a long time ago
if it weren't for Eugene.

Yeah? How come?

[sighs]
I was 10.

We had these soccer finals.

I was the goalie
for my school.

** [guitar]
[Kostya] Eugene!

Eugene!

Don't you hear
I'm jamming?

How is it possible
for the better team to lose?

We didn't deserve to!

The ball just
wouldn't get in!

And they won it in the finals!
[sobbing]

So what's
the point of living

when life is so unfair
and everything?

I'm just telling you this
because you're the smartest
person I know.

If you don't give me one
good reason to keep living

and tell me what's
the meaning of life,

I'm gonna do this.

Step down from the table.

No. First tell me.

Step down from the table,
and I'll tell you.

He just smacked you?

Yeah.

I don't exactly know
what he was trying to tell me
when he did it,

but it worked fine
up until a couple months ago.

[Zia]
You know, when I see
you guys like this,

it kind of makes me
miss my parents,

even though
most of the time

they just kind of
freaked me out.

[Desiree]
You know,

mmm,

why didn't we
move in together earlier?

[Zia]
'Cause we didn't know
it'd be this fun.

Yeah.

Oh, God, I love
those things.

These what? These?

[chuckling]

Who? Ophelia?

Desiree.

[Eugene]
Whatever. An ex-girlfriend
from an ex-life.

Listen, tonight when we go out,
man, you got to promise--

No, no, no. Eugene,
I'm not going out tonight

or any other night.

What?
It just makes me depressed.

So what are you going to do?
Kill yourself?

I don't know. Maybe.

As if anything
would make you happy.

I love you.

[Zia]
I love you.
You do?

[door opens]
[no audible music]

Did you finish
my cottage cheese?

Zia, did you finish
my cottage cheese?

Calm down, Erik. I'll buy you
some more cottage cheese.

No. That's not the point.

I was planning
on having some right now.

Don't you have a plan B
or something?

Zia, you do it
all the time!

All right! All right!

I'll go get some more
cottage cheese.

[Man]
Zia?

I was hoping we'd run into
each other sooner or later.

Brian, what are you
doing here?

Same as everyone else.
Same as everyone else.

Only it's got a little
something to do with you.

Oh, yeah?

Did you come all the way here
to get the 200 bucks I owe you?

Ha ha. You were always
a million laughs.

But, no, that's not it.

You know how people say that
suicides happen in threes?

Well, there's
something to that.

Hey, is this cheese
any good?

Uh, my roommate likes it.

You know, when people start
offing themselves around you,

you start asking yourself,
what makes me so different?

You know?
What's keeping me alive?

Then it hit me
like a mallet.

I don't have the answers.
Too much sodium.

But I think it was Desiree's
suicide that really hit me.

D-Desiree's what?
Yeah, Desiree's.

She offed herself
about a month after you.
I figured you'd know that.

No.
Hey!

What about the 200 you owe me?
I still want that.

So I'm saying I got
a pretty good idea

she's not in the city.

Call it, you know,
intuition or whatever.

Listen, man,
worst-case scenario,

we just take a ride,
right?

Who, we?

All right.

Let me put it this way.

Since you got here,
how many times
did you get laid, man?

Why?
Just a question.

[sigh]

Actually laid?

Yes.

None, I think.
You think?

None. But what's that got
to do with any of this?

Plenty. 'Cause your
sperm count is so high,

you think you're having
an out-of-body experience

like nobody in the whole
fucking universe, man.

Eugene.

Sperm count too high?
That's a crock.

Listen, man, just let me
borrow the car.

You don't have to do
anything else.

Don't-- Don't get so touchy
on me all of a sudden.

All I said is
not good enough reason
for me to go.

Listen, you know what?
Forget Desiree.

I got another reason
for you to go.

Give it a shot.

You got anything better to do?

[car squeaking]

[Zia]
I mean, what's the big deal?

It's just the headlights,
right?

You wouldn't
believe how many times

I've tried
to have it fixed.

You're telling me this now?

I mean, this means we can't
drive at night. At all.

We'll stop somewhere
before it gets dark.

We'll just get them fixed.
It's on me. I'll pay for it.

If you insist.

But I'll bet you a beer
it can't be fixed.

Let's get some music, man.

What is this?
These work, right?

Oh, shit.
What?

Anything that goes
underneath that seat,
forget about it.

Is there a hole
or something?

Yeah.

No. It's, uh...

Kind of.

It's more like-- I guess
you'd say black hole

or a-- a--

a Bermuda Triangle.

You know, things just
disappear on you.

That's not very good.

What is it?

It's my old band.
Really?

I had it in my pocket
when I offed.

Take that for a sec.

** [folk]

Oh, man, that's worse
than I remember.

What are you talking about?
I like it.

Yeah?
Yeah.

It's not bad at all.

[Eugene]
* When there is trap

* Set up for you

* In every corner
of this town *

* And so you learn

* The only way to go

* Is

* Underground

* When there's a trap

* Set up for you

[Eugene]
Mike's Car Shop.

[Zia]
Perfect timing, huh?

I'll bet you a beer
they can't fix it.

You're on, man.
* And so you learn

Uh, okay.

Um, uh, it's broken.

And so I don't--
I don't--

I'm not sure what it is
that's wrong.

But Mike is my-- is my boss,
and he's an absolute genius.

We're gonna get it fixed.
You guys just wait right here.

Okay? Okay?

Hey, see that car?

It's been cruising
back and forth

since we got here.

I saw it
five times already.

It's a taxicab, Eugene.

Think, man.

Who the fuck
would need taxi here?

I don't-- I don't know.
What are you trying to say?

Look at the driver.

Why?
He's Arab.

You've never seen
an Arab taxi driver before?

Oh, sure, I did.

But not since I offed.

Connect the dots.

Arabs, suicides.

Doesn't that freak you out
even a little bit?

No, man. You sound
like a fucking, uh,

Homeland Security agent.

I mean,
you forget where we are.

He's dead already.

We're dead.
Everybody here is dead.

He's not gonna try anything.
Nobody gives a shit here.

We're all immigrants
now, man.

Then why is he looking
at me like that?

'Cause you're staring at him

like you need
a fucking taxicab.

Quit looking at him.
He'll go away.

Oh, shoot.

It looks like we're
staying here tonight.

Hey, boy, how you doin'?
You're pretty.

Hey, Jimmy, why don't you
go start this thing up?

Let's hear
this beauty moan.

Well... Moan?
No, no. We just want to--

Shh! Shh, shh.

The headlights.

[engine starts, revs]

Oh, you need a--

You need an exhaust system,

valves got to be adjusted.

Oh, what a bitch
of a fuel pump you got in there.

No, no, no, no. No, no.

We just want
to fix the headlights.

Shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh.

[gasp]

[door opens]

[Woman]
Honey, are you home?

Honey?

He hasn't slept a wink
since we got here.

[sighing]

We'll-- We'll fix
your headlights by tomorrow.

Get them fixed by tomorrow.
Tomorrow?

Yeah. Tomorrow.

[snores]

[sigh]

Fucking shift stick.

This is the last time
I sleep in the car.

Yeah.

Where are my shades?

Mmm.

I dr-- I dropped them.

Man, I told you to be
careful about that, man.

I know, I know.
God damn it.

I was, Eugene.
It's-- It's so bright.

I didn't mean to drop them
under there.

I gotta--
I gotta piss, man.

Aah! God damn!

What the hell?

[Mike]
Morning, boys.

[Zia groans]

Nothing like a good
night's sleep, huh?

These headlights
are giving me
a headache.

But you give me
a day or two,

I'll
have it fixed up

once and for all
and forever.

[Jimmy]
That's how Mike does it.

Once and all and for--
forever.

[Mike]
Wait. Look at this,
look at this, look at this.

Looks like you owe me
first beer of the day.

[car squeaking]

[Eugene]
I told you, man.
No one can fix

the headlights
in this car.

You asleep?

Yeah, man, I'm asleep.

You're missing a lot
of beautiful shit.

Can't believe
you lost my shades.

Ahh.

Holy shit.

[tires screeching]
Oh, damn!

What the--
Wait. What-- Oh--

Eugene, what?

What?

Afternoon, lady.

Where you guys going?

Eastish.

Eastish?

You guys don't have any clue
where you're going, do you?

Well, you haven't been
here very long, right?

Why's that?

'Cause if anybody here
had a clue,

we wouldn't be here
in the first place.

True.
[sigh]

I am pretty new.
[door opens]

Actually, I've been hitchhiking
ever since I got here.

How come?

Because I'm looking
for the people in charge.

People in charge?
Yeah.

Just where do you
think you are?

Hmm?
Some kind of country club

where you can just walk
into the main office?

Tell me, please,
when you were still living,

did you ever try to go
looking for God?

No. But I really didn't have
any reason to back then.

And what reason
do you have now?

I mean, you know,
are just you sorry
you offed?

You, uh,
changed your mind?

Because, you know,
if that's the case,

and you're just waiting
for visa back home--

Eugene, Eugene, Eugene.
What? What?

What's your name?

Mikal.

What's your name?
Zia.

Eugene.
Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.
Thanks.

So you're trying to leave?

You don't like it here?

[Mikal]
Are you joking?

Do you guys
like it here?

Who the hell likes
being stuck in a place

where you can't even smile?

It's hot as balls.
Everybody's an asshole.

Hm-mm.
I just want to go home.

[Eugene] I don't know.
[Mikal] I like it.

[Zia]
in the car, man.n sleeping

All right.

I'll go get
the cashier.

I like that it has
a window right here.

It's nice.

You want
to try it out?

What do you mean?

You know
what I mean.

I think I'm gonna go
see how Zia's doing.

[Mikal]
I wonder if people
who die normally

end up with no stars.

I really miss
the stars.

You get used to it.

I don't want to get used to it.
I want to go home.

This guy who gave me
a ride the other day,

he said that he
actually heard rumors

about the people in charge.

Um, apparently they wear
white outfits or something.

That's a crock of shit--
white outfits.

He was just trying
to get into your pants.

No, he wasn't.

He said he thought I had
a really good case.

Oh, and what makes
your case so special,

if you don't
mind me asking?

That I got here by mistake.

Well, we all got here
by some mistake

one way or another.

And believe me,
you have as much chance

at finding
your folks in white

as Zia has to find
his dead princess.

You don't know that.
Mm-hmm.

No, you don't.
I bet he'll find her.

Yeah. Besides, I got a hunch
she's not that far away.

Wherever she is,

I bet she found
someone by now.

Probably some black guy

who hanged himself
by his dick.

It wouldn't matter,
Eugene.

You know,
I was thinking.

Yeah?

If you were to ever
cheat on me...

make sure you do it
with somebody who's
really pretty.

[chuckles]
What are you-- What
are you talking about?

I'm not gonna cheat on you.
Why do you say that?

I know, baby.

Hey, Eugene,
do you mind if I drive?

I'll get us there
in half the time.

Get us where?

Over there.

Oh, there.

All right, then.

I'm not sitting in the back.

Why not?

'Cause everybody knows
guy in the back seat
doesn't have a cock.

What?
That's a fact.

If the guy in the back seat
had a cock,

he wouldn't be back there
in the first place.

[scoffs]

Well, I-- I mean,
I got a cock, man.

So how can--
I'm not--

Mik,
do you have a cock?

Yeah, I have a cock.
Wh--

A big fat one.

I'm looking for
the people in charge

because I'm here by mistake.

I'm not supposed
to be here.

[chattering in Russian]
I've been looking for a while.

I'm looking for a girl
named Desiree.

Short blonde hair,
about this tall.

I'm not sure what you're
trying to accomplish
is completely legal.

Well, that's very--
Can I see some I.D.?

We're looking for
the people in charge
of this place

because I've only been
here a couple weeks

and I got here by mistake.

Did I show you--

Thanks, "Ociffer,"
but we...

[Mikal]
The people in charge.

[Eugene]
Nyet, Mom.
[Mikal]
P.I.C.

[Zia]
About this tall.

Her name's Desiree.
She's really pretty.

[Eugene]
* When there is trap

* Set up for you

* In every corner
of this town *

* And so you learn
the only way to go *

* Is

* Underground

* When there's a trap

* Set up for you

* In every corner
of your room *

* And so

* The only way to go

* Is

* Through the roof

** [all humming]

* Through the roof

* Underground

** [all humming]

* Through the roof

* Underground

* And as we crossing
border after border *

* We realize
the differences now *

* It's underdogs who

* And if you want it, too

* You'll always have to
make your own fun *

* And as an underdog

Hey, man, you need
to wipe these off for me.

* The local cultures
are dying and dying *

* The product growers
are buying and buying *

Man, are you doing that
intentionally to hurt me?

No. No. It's--
It's not my fault.

I just wanted you
to clean those off.

I know. I was cleaning.
That's a hole. I told you.

You want to see if my hat
drops down the hole?

No, I'm not gonna
drop your hat in the hole!

[both talking at once]
Guys, guys, guys, guys!

Here's my tobacco.
See if that goes down.

Guys, guys,
please stop bickering.

Please?

Eugene, there's a diner
right there.
Will you stop?

Good. Perf--
Perfect timing.

And you, don't touch
my stuff no more.

You handed me the shades, man.
Don't touch my stuff no more.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Yes, Mama.
[continues in Russian]

Didn't he already talk
to his mom this morning?

Yeah, but, supposedly,
that's, uh, normal in Russia.

Mm-hmm.
Da, da, da. Nyet, nyet.

I don't think
that's normal anywhere.

Yeah, I know.

I'm gonna go get some smokes.
Do you want anything?

[continues in Russian]

Next time you grab my ass,

I'm going to tell your mom,
asshole, okay?

Okay?

[speaking in Russian]

[speaking Russian]

[Eugene]
All I'm saying is

neither of us have scored
with her, you know?

I don't know about that.

The other night, uh, she said
she thought you were cute.

Cute?

That's what they say
about a puppy.

The only thing worse
is "good friend"
or "nice person."

In plain English
it means "I'll leech off you
as long as I can,

but don't even think
about getting into my pants."

Yeah, well, you might
be right about that.

Of course I'm right.
I say we get rid of her
while we still can.

I mean, look.

Look at what
we're losing out on

'cause of her.

Yeah, I don't know.

The whole
"people in charge" thing
is a little weird.

See? That's what
I'm talking about.

Shoot.

Look, fuck her, man.

Okay? That's what
I'm talking about.

She's eavesdropping
on her friends now.

** [folk-rock, man laughing]

* Welcome to
the Joselita Bar *

* You gotta come see
what we got *

[volume increases]

Where'd you get
those shades?

What shades?

Colored up
our shades, man.

Sweet girl.

But it is good to be
on our own, you know?

Eugene, you know,
I love you, man,

but you can be
an asshole.

What do you care?

We're looking
for Irene, right?

Yeah, we're looking
for Irene.

All right.
Then let's look for Irene.

[Mikal]
Okay, just calm down.

[Man]
If you just comply,

everything's
gonna be just fine.

On what charges?

Breaking that sign is
a clear case of vandalism.

That's absolutely retarded.
You're handcuffing me, too?

Yes.
Are you serious?

Yes, I'm placing you
under arrest.
Hands behind your back.

I was just
trying to make this place

a little bit less depressing.

What's the big deal with that?
This is so dramatic.

You don't even need
to be doing this.

No. Wait, Officer.
What the hell
is your problem?

That's my sister.
What's going on?

Your sister?

Yeah, yeah.
What's going on?

I'm afraid your sister's
been arrested.

Arrested?

Wait. Can I talk
to you for a minute?

What have you got to say?

I-- I mean, she's only
been here a few mo--

You know, how long
you been here?
Some time.

First of all,
she just got here.

[police radio chatter]

[Zia]
Well, you remember
what it's like

those first
couple months, right?

I mean,
the no-smiling thing's

really getting to her.

Nobody's got any good humor
or anything like that.

[gunfire]

[explosion]

[whimpers]

Well, I can turn
my head away this once.

Yeah?

Ma'am, you better
watch your behavior.

You bet, Officer.

[handcuffs clicking]

You didn't
have to do that.

Thank you.

What are you--
You gonna--

Can we still
give you a ride?

No, thanks.
I think I'm headed
the other way.

Listen, I--

I'm sorry about
all that back there.

It's--

We didn't mean that.
It's just Eugene's venting.

That's okay.

Doesn't matter.

I just want to--

We don't--
We don't mean that.

You know what?
It's probably gonna be hard

for me to get a ride
with you standing there, so--

Yeah. Probably right.

I hope you find
what you're looking for.

Thank you.

I really do.

[sigh]

Where were you, man?
Guess who I just saw.

Who?

Mikal.
She's right back there.

What the fuck was that?

Oh, man. You didn't
take out the nozzle?

You deal with this guy.
I'm not into it.

What? Uh...

I'm sorry again.

Oh, it happens all the time.

At least twice a week.

Really?
It happens. See?

All these
are already filled out.

Right here.

[Man]
* Never thought
you'd come back *

* All she wants to do
is see me cry *

What's this here about, uh,

"What were you thinking
when the incident occurred?"

Exactly that.

** [doo-wop]

Oh.

* Notice how she danced
with every guy but me *

* She loves to see me
in misery *

[Man]
Here I am again,
buried in debt.

If pulling the trigger
didn't solve my problems,

what the hell will?

I was wondering if I
was too drunk to drive.

* The party's over,
and I'd like to be alone *

* 'Cause when I see her,
I just have to... *

But the problem with you

is that you don't think
it's fucked up

to talk shit about me
while I'm not there.

I was kidding.
You were kidding?
No, I was listening.

No, I didn't.
That's eavesdropping.
That's fucked-up.

That's what I'm
talking about.
Whatever.

Look, I found--
Calm down, man.

Look at this.
Calm down. Relax.

It's her phone number.
It's Desiree.

It's her phone number,
Look at that.everything.

I spaced out because
the man at pump 3 looked
just like my ex-boyfriend.

[sigh]
Where is he?

He feels so close.
[bangs]

I knew she was close, man.
I told you, man. I felt it.

All right.
What do you want to do?
You want to call her?

No, let's go over there.

That guy said it's
not very far from here.

Let's go, man. Let's go!
I told you, man.

You should buy her
some flowers at least.

Flowers would be nice,
but I-- I--

did you see
the flowers in there?

Yeah.

** [folk rock]

That's not too bad, huh?

Yeah. Desiree has some taste.
No shit.

What other color could
someone named Desiree
like but turquoise?

[Eugene]
Oh, holy shit.

Yeah, it doesn't
look good.

What happened?

She moved.

Where?

He doesn't know.

Any forward address?

Sorry, Zia.

At least we know we're
getting closer, right?

Yeah.

You deserve
a drink, man.

[Mikal]
He's sleeping.

[Eugene]
Huh, he's always
sleeping in the car.

What's this button do?

That doesn't work.
No, don't. Don't push that.

That doesn't--

Christ, are you seeing
what I'm seeing?

In-fucking-credible!

What?

Look! Look! Look!

You're a genius.

Oh, it's the headlights--

Okay, Eugene.
Take it easy.

It's just
the headlights, man.

It's great, but it's--

Oh, that is beautiful.

Do it again, Eugene.

Yeah?

Beautiful.

Eugene, watch out!

[crash]

[snoring]

[Mikal]
What happened? Fuck.

Oh, my God.

[Zia]
You all right, Eugene?

Yeah, I'm fine, man.

Yeah?

Oh, my God.

What the--

Hey. Hey. Hey.

Maybe he's sleeping.

Be careful.

Hey.

Hey, man.

[snores]

Ssst.

You on drugs
or something?

Jesus.

I must've dozed off.

I think I slept
on my ear wrong.

Do I look asymmetrical
to you at all?

Yeah, I'm sorry,
I'm Raife Kneller.

Um...don't call me Raife.

My mom used to
call me Raife, and I--

Don't get me started on it.
Just call me Kneller.

I lost my dog,
and I'm just sick about it.

You haven't seen a dog.
His name's Freddy.

You'd look for him
while laying in
the middle of the road.

Well,
I had to take a break.

I mean, it's emotional work.

Emotio-- In the middle
of the fucking road?

Don't you think that's
a bit irresponsible?

Hey, look,
it's too late, really,

to continue
looking for Freddy.

You know, I, uh--

Why don't we go to my place?

Nothing really is
for rent here.

I mean, it was at one time.

I rented the place
several years ago, and I--

The other thing is
it's not really a camp.

It's just a joke
a friend of mine
thought would be funny.

I really
don't think it's funny.
Do you think it's funny?

I don't.
Actually...

Guys. Eugene,
Mik, look at that.

What?

That guy was just
floating in the air.

Floating?

He was. He was--

I wouldn't pay
any attention to it.

It happens all the time
around here.

What happens? Miracles?

Yeah, people
floating in the air,

like, uh, people turning
stones into plants

or changing the color
of different objects.

Fixing the headlights,
maybe?

What do you mean,
fixing the headlights?

His headlights have
been broken for ages,

and she fixed them
not far from here
just by touching a button.

Oh. Yeah, something
small and insignificant
like that.

Is that another one
of your miracles?

No, that's Nanuk.
She's a mute.

She does this
throat singing.

She's hilarious.
I'll be right back.

Nanuk, we--
we have new guests.

That guy was 3 feet
off the ground.

Fresh sheets, coffee,
and all that.

People, Nanuk.

Nanuk will look after you.

I got some business.

Hey, make sure you
take care of my car, man.

All right, Nanuk.

I guess you
take care of us.

Once upon a time,
there was a crooked tree

and a straight tree,

and they grew
next to each other.

And every day the...

straight tree would look
at the crooked tree.

He would say,
"You're crooked.

"You've always been crooked,

"and you'll continue
to be crooked.

But look at me. Look at me,"
said the straight tree.

He said, "I'm tall
and I'm straight."

And then one day,
the lumberjacks
came into the forest

and looked around.

And the manager
in charge said,

"Cut all the straight trees."

And that crooked tree
is still there to this day,

growing strong
and growing strange.

[applause]

Just forget about
the miracles, Zia.

They don't mean a thing.

Everybody in camp
can do that but me.

Hey, give yourself
a break, man.

I'm dying to do one.

Just a small one,
even if it's stupid.

Here's the deal.

As long as you
want it so bad,

it's not gonna happen.

The only way it's gonna work
is if it doesn't matter.

Here you go, girl.

Drink up, my man.

You know what I'm saying?

I don't know.
I guess.

I don't know.
It just doesn't make
any sense to me.

It will. It will.

[car engine, horn]

Hey, Kneller, do you mind
if I use your truck?

'Cause we're out of logs.

Sure.
You look great in that.

I know. I like it.

Zia, you wanna
go for a ride?

Yeah.

Are you gonna be
all right, Kneller?

Go ahead.

It's nice here, right?

Yeah.

You ever miss the things
from before you offed?

No, I don't really
remember much.

I think the only thing
I missed is Desiree.

Now that she's here,
it's like the only thing
I can think about.

I miss everything.

I miss my dog,
I miss my friends,

I miss my family,
my house, everything.

I even miss the things
I hated at this point.

I don't know.

It's weird. I had this dream
the other night

that I woke up in the hospital

'cause my-- my suicide
didn't work.

And while I was there,
I just...

I just kind of missed this.

He's teaching her how to
open a beer with a lighter.
Huh?

He's teaching her how to
open a beer with a lighter.

She doesn't even drink.
Let me see.

You see?

Yeah. Yeah.
You should've seen him
the other day.

He was trying to teach her

the famous basketball
players names

and their positions
and everything.

She had no clue
what he was saying.

The secret is that
she's from way too far away

to pick up on his character.

And half
her family offed,
just like his.

I know.

She doesn't
live with them, though.

Holy shit.
He caught a fish.

Oh, my God, he's doing it.
What?

He's changing
the color of the fish.

With his bare hand,
he's holding the fish,

and he changed the color.

Oh, Zia,

when are you gonna
stop being obsessed

with those silly
little miracles?

I don't know.

When you
stop being obsessed

with all that
people in charge shit.

That is not the same.

Yeah, right, you know,

because you're here
by mistake or whatever.

I'm sorry, I guess I just--

I don't see how
you could possibly be--

You know what, listen,
you little jerk.

I never killed myself.

I just OD'd.

* A monster man

* She's fallen in love
with a monster man *

with a monster man *
* She's fallen in love

[Zia]
All right, go.

[Eugene]
Zia, what are
you waiting for?

Come on, man.
[alarm sounds]

[Mikal]
Zia, hurry.

Ow! Shit.

Hey, Zia!

Kneller?

Float on up.

Come on, we gotta go.

Float on up.

Float?

Come on, man.

I can't.

You gonna spend the rest
of your life down there?

No, but what if I--

They're gonna
be here in a second.

* Dun-da-ta

No, no, no.
Wait! Wait for me!

[Woman]
Zia.

Mom? Dad? What are
you guys doing here?

Where have you been
all this time?

Why haven't
you called us?

[barks]

[gasp]

[throat singing]

[Mikal]
Zia?

You're awake?

I've been thinking.

If I'm gonna find
the people in charge,

I have to keep looking.

I'm not gonna
find them here.

You know?

Yeah, I think you're right.

I think if I'm gonna
find Desiree,

I'm gonna have to start
looking elsewhere, too.

We can't wait
for Eugene forever.

Yeah, I know.

Mom?

[speaks in Russian]

I found him!
I found him!

I found Kneller's dog!

I found Freddy!

Yan, what happened to you?

Messiah King
lives at the other
side of the forest,

and he's holding
Kneller's dog captive.

What?

And so many people are there,

like, hundreds
to witness the miracle

he's gonna perform tomorrow.

Freddy's performing miracles?

No. Messiah.

But not like our miracles.
A planned, significant miracle.

Here. You're bleeding.

Well, what about Freddy?

How's Freddy?

Yan, is Freddy okay?

[sigh]

Freddy's fine.

They feed him T-bone steak,
and he refuses to come back.

Freddy's been brainwashed.

We're driving
over there right now.

I only know how
to get there on foot.

How far is it?

I'm not sure.
I got lost on the way,

but five, six hours,
I'd say.

All right, first thing
in the morning.

Hey, do you guys mind
if Zia and I tag
along with you?

Why? You guys are
dying to see miracle that
asshole's gonna perform?

Yeah, I wanna go.

T-bone?

16 ounce, thick cut.

Damn.

[Zia]
Uh, Yan, you sure we're
going the right way?

We've been six hours or so.

Yes. We should
be there soon.

I think.

I don't know
what happened.

I was sure we'd
find it before dark.

Actually, I think
it's a good sign.

I mean, you got lost
last time, right?

Yeah. You're right.

That's
a really good sign.

I hope we at least find
our way back to the camp.

Yeah, that'd be nice.

I mean, I have no clue
where we are.

We've been hiking for,
like, 12 hours straight.

I mean, I don't really know
how fast we've been going--

Shh.

What?

[twigs snapping]

Shh!
What?

Listen. Listen. Listen.

[waves crashing]

Do you hear that?

Yeah, but...

it sounds like a--

Holy shit.

Let's go.

How come no one
in camp ever mentioned
the beach is so close?

Maybe they don't know.

Maybe we're the only ones
who know.

Hi.

Hi.

You remember the other day
when you were talking

about missing things
from life and, uh...

how you wanted to go back

and I told you
I didn't miss anything?

Yeah.

Well...

when I'm here...

with you,
I kind of miss myself

the way I used to be.

What were you like?

I was-- I was happy
at a time.

Obviously before
I came here, but--

Yeah.

...something about
being here with you

reminds me of that.

It's just, I don't know,
it's just weird to me

that you can feel that
in a place like this.

We're all--
We're all dead.

You know what?

Most the people that I knew
before I got here

were either half dead
or just completely
dead already.

You know, completely dead.

And you're doing
pretty good, Zia.

You think so?

Yeah, definitely.

[Kneller]
Zia!

Mikal!

Kneller.

Freaking out.

Fuck. Mik, get up.

Oh, my God.
Oh, God.

[Kneller]
Zia?

There they are.

I've just been worried
sick about you.

Careful. Careful.
Don't step on it.

Put your shoes on.

I hope
you didn't sleep here.

Well, yeah.

This is where
intravenous drug users

and prostitutes
congregated.

It was too revolting
for them.

Can we get
the hell out of here?

Yeah. Careful.

I hope Yan doesn't get lost.

Yan's already lost.

Shit.

Yan!

Yan!

[whistles]

Yan!

[whistles]

We're never gonna
make it anywhere now.

I found it!
I found it!

Where?

Right over the hill.
It's real close.

Come on, there's music
and cold drinks

and dancing girls.

Excuse me.

Who's in charge here?

The King, of course.

Can you believe
how privileged we are?

Hmm. Why is that?

Because of the miracle.

He will actually separate
his body from his soul.

Actually, we're just
looking for our dog.

Guys, I think
you should come.

Why? What's going on?

Kneller's with the King,
and he's raising hell.

Come on.

Raising hell?
Yan, wait.

That dog came to me.

Begged me to be part
of what we're doing here.

Everybody knows
that's my dog.

Nobody owns a dog.

You kidnapped that dog.

Those are very
serious charges, friend.

We need to speak
to the Messiah.

He's in a meeting.

He's with my friend.

What the hell do you
think you're doing?

That dog's never
been on a leash.

That dog wanted to be
on that leash.

Zia?

Desiree.

My God.

Oh, my God, I can't
believe it's you.

I can't believe
it's you.

You look absolutely
the same.

Well, almost, right?
But you do.

I mean, you haven't
changed your hair.

I always--

I know, you love
this haircut.

Yeah.
I remember.

I remember.
How are you, Zia?

I'm good.

Can we deal with
the dog business here?

All right, let's
deal with the dog.

We are going to deal
with the dog.

Don't do that.
You're confusing the dog.

What's your name,
Honeysuckle?

Come on, Freddy.
Come on.

Treat. Treat.

[growls]

The dog has spoken.

I'm tired, and I need
to concentrate.

I'll see you
at the ceremony.

It's gonna be
a hell of a show.

And then,
after you offed,

I just cried and cried.

And I had to leave town

because everything
reminded me of you.

Trust me. I never knew
how much I hurt you

until you were gone.

Oh, thank God.

Thank God I can finally
ask you to forgive me.

[sigh]
Zia.

King. King?

He was a real friend.

He got me out of town,
and I started to get

more and more
into his teachings,

and I just stopped crying.

So then King was
supposed to separate
his body from his soul

so he could discover
the other, better world

and come back
and show everyone the way.

'Cause you know he believes

we're all trapped
in the world of the living.

But something went
terribly wrong,

and his soul
never made it back.

So at the hospital,

when they confirmed
his death...

I heard his soul calling me,

and I just knew--
I knew I had to be with him.

So I took the elevator

to the hospital roof...

and flew.

[gong]

Zia.

Oh.

Oh, God, time flies
with you, Zia.

Let's go.
King's about to begin.

And this time, I know...

He's gonna make it.

Come on. I have to
help King prepare.

[microphone feedback]

You two made up, huh?

Well, I forgive,
but I don't forget.

What keeps
happening to Yan?

Have you seen Mikal?

Last time I saw her,
she was talking to
the big guy up there

about, you know,
going home

and people in charge
and the usual.

Right.
What'd he tell her?

He said,
"I'm taking you all
to a better place."

Asshole.

[feedback, drum roll]

Don't be alarmed, friends.

The vessel will die soon,

and the spirit will rise.

The first time
was only a test...

a precursor
to the real thing.

Why don't you just tell her?

Tell her what?

Tell her that you love her.

[King]
Don't be afraid when I leave.

You do, don't you?

For I will be back
to save you all.

It's too far.
She won't hear.

[drum roll]

What is he doing?

He's bluffing.

Nobody would do that twice.

You know how much that hurts.

Yeah.

[crowd gasps]

[gasp]

Oh, my God.

We're at the compound.
I need backup.

Come right now.
This guy's gone crazy.

Everyone, look!
There he is!

He's coming.
He's coming.

They're-- They're coming.

Kneller.

Blessings. Blessings.
He's gonna show us the way.

Everyone, keep your hands
lifted up to King.

See us for bruises!
Go home!

Everybody, go home!
Everybody, go home!

Move! Move! Move!
Go! Move! Move!

Everybody disperse.
This is the P.I.C.

[Woman]
Go immediately. Everyone.

King? Wait.

Who are you? No, no, no!

King! King!

Please disperse
immediately.

Please disperse.

Yan.
What the fuck
is going on?

I don't know.
Have you seen Mikal?

She was right here
a second ago.

Please disperse.
This is the People In Charge.

Where's Kneller?

I don't know.
I'll be right back.

This is the P.I.C.:
the People In Charge.

I repeat: P.I.C.

People In Charge.

Keep moving. Keep moving.
Evacuate immediately.

Zia! Zia!

Zia! Zia, I'll be back
in five minutes.

[Man]
Please leave immediately.

What are you guys
doing here?

Came to pick you up, man.

Yan tell you
what happened?

Kneller did.

Is Mikal with him?

No.

Did he mention
anything about her?

Not to me. Jump in.

I can't.
I gotta stay here
and wait for her.

How long you gonna wait, man?

She's an adult.
She'll find her way back.

[dog barks]

What's Freddy doing here?

Get in, dickhead.
We have a train to make.

Train?

Get in.

So Kneller never
actually did
kill himself.

No, of course not.

He was working for
the People In Charge.

Undercover.

I always had a feeling
he was an angel
or something.

An angel? Come on.

Well...

So now that he blew his cover,

he'll be transferred
out of the undercover unit.

Transferred?
Where's he going?

Don't know.
Wherever the People
In Charge operate.

Looks like that's it.

So camp is totally over?

Yup.

Turns out Kneller ran it
completely illegally.

And on the P.I.C. property,
no less.

So what are you
gonna do?

I don't know.

I'm definitely gonna
go back to camp

and wait for Mikal,

but after that,
I guess I'll see.

You'll see?

What?

Listen.

I didn't want
to tell you this.

According to Kneller,
in the middle of that
whole Messiah hassle,

Mikal talked to one of
those P.I.C. guys and--

and asked him
to check her file.

And I know it sounds crazy,

but it turns out
there really was
some kind of mistake,

and it looks like they'll
be sending her back--

back to life.

It's a good thing,
you know?

'Cause she gets to go back.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It is.

I mean, it's what
she wanted, so...

Take care.

[blows whistle]

Bye, Nanuk.

Come here.

See you, man.

Hey, don't forget to give
that package to my folks.

They went to the North Pole

or whatever the place
Nanuk is from is called.

He wanted
to meet her family

and get into
that throat singing,

saw playing,
weird instruments,
and all that stuff.

It's good that he's back
into music, I think.

And me?

I think I finally understand

what Kneller
was trying to say.

It only happens
if it doesn't matter.

It comes without effort.

Maybe Eugene's right.

Maybe I only
get stuck on girls

I don't have a chance
of being with.

I am glad for Mikal, though.

I hope she got her visa
all straightened out.

I mean, she did say
she'd be right back.

Then again,
Eugene's old wisdom is
when a girl says that,

she never does
actually come back.

So I don't know.
Go figure it out.

[Eugene]
* When there is trap

[tape slows down]

[Kneller]
Zia, you are one lucky
son of a bitch.

Pays to know people
in high places, huh?

* When there is trap

* Set up for you

* In every corner
of this town *

* And so you learn
the only way to go is *

* Underground

* When there's a trap

* Set up for you

* In every corner
of your room *

* And so you learn
the only way to go is *

* Through the roof

* Ooh

* Through the roof

* Underground

* Ooh

* Through the roof

* Underground

* And as we're crossing
border after border *

* We realize
the difference is none *

* It's underdogs who

* And if you want it

* You always have to
make your own fun *

* And as the upperdog
leisurely sighing *

* The local cultures
are dyin' and dyin' *

* The programmed robots
are buyin' and buyin' *

* Psycho load of freaks,
they are still tryin' tryin' *

* Ooh

* Through the roof,
underground *

* Ooh

* Through the roof
and underground *

* Ooh

* Through the roof

* Underground

* Ooh

* Though the roof
and underground *

* Ooh

Through the roof!

Underground!

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