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THE LAST FANTASY | TLF HALFCD TeaM
壓制:～小齊～ | 字幕:網絡
僅供交流 嚴禁商用
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玉蒲團這本書
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和金瓶梅可以視為中國禁書的雙絕
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玉蒲團的警世意義
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是淫人妻女笑呵呵 妻女淫人意若何
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書中主人翁未央生
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不惜以馬的器宮
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頂替自己的陽具
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最後也落得一個妻子被千人吻
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萬人淫的下場
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但是很奇怪
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後世不少男人
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依然當未央生是他們的偶像
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立志要學他那麼風流
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淫盡天下美女…
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千門鎮有一家暴發戶
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戶主西門大官人
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單名一個堅字
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他封未央生為偶像
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苦練"鐵屌功 "
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每天早上起來
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把西瓜綁在自己的陽具上來練"壁虎功 "
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務求把陽具練的堅硬如鐵
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我厲不厲害呀?
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厲害!厲害!
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別說我西門堅對你們不好
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今天我請你們吃西瓜 拿著
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吃呀
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吃...吃 我吃 好吃啊
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然後他繼續練 "鐵蛋子功 "
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用繩子把自己的陽具和牛的睪丸綁在一起
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互相拔河
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他一發功
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往往把牛鞭扯斷 牛就變成太監了
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他又苦練插沙功
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用陽具在沙上面寫字
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希望能練成叫天下美人欲僊欲死的本領
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我西門這個名字簽得漂不漂亮?哈哈...
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他做人的宗旨就是"朋友妻 不放過"
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他有四個老婆
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原配早就死了 落個清靜
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另外三個都是他看中人家的老婆
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搶來做自己的小妾!
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慕容
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你身為天下第一淫棍
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也是畫畫高手
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這幅畫
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以女人的乳房作荷花 陰毛作荷葉
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豐臀作小鳥 秀腰作草
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一幅以中國畫的手法和女人的天賦線條美
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結合而成的"百花競艷圖"
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你看了會不會覺得興奮啊?
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"朋友妻 不可欺"!
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你的宗旨不是"朋友妻 別放過"嗎?
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是!不過堅大哥
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你在城中宣佈過 有誰對你妻子不敬的
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就放火燒他全家 強姦他老媽!
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拿他小弟弟去餵蝦
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在下可以不要全家!不要老媽!
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沒有了小弟弟就做不成人家老爸!
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想也不敢想啊
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你簡直是我的偶像呀
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全城人都說你是拍馬屁高手
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出賣朋友而生!
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巴結奉承有錢人以及老大哥
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但是我不信
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我覺得你是一個正人君子
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謝謝 謝謝
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不用謝!
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我撒謊的
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別耍小弟啦
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怎麼樣?我耍你不行呀?
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我叫你做你就得做 王八蛋 哈哈...
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西門堅是千門鎮的霸王
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喜怒無常 又喜歡用暴力
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所以連一些刻意奉承他的人
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都被他戲弄得哭笑不得
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每天黃昏西門堅的家人就會抬出四面銅鑼
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分別刻上他四個老婆的名字
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他敲聽哪一面銅鑼
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就表示他要在哪一位老婆的房間留宿
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但是西門堅有時候縱慾過度 想休息一下
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他就會敲他已經死了的大老婆的銅鑼
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那麼那天晚上他就會在自己的房間裏休息進補
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老爺 雞子燉牛鞭
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鹿茸燉海狗鞭 龍蝦燉豹鞭
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這壇是三蛇膽虎鞭酒
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全他媽是鞭
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那不是天下的鞭都讓我吃盡了 哈哈...
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你為什麼不笑 我說得不好笑嗎
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老爺真有趣
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小人年紀老反應遲鈍吶 老爺別見怪
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果然是好奴才!哈哈...
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阿龍和阿柔到哪去了?
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他們準備去放風箏
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不能讓他們去
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爹…
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我們去放風箏
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不准去
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爹…你的輕功越來越棒了
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那還用說嘛
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可是你踩著哥哥了
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怎麼樣啊
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幹嘛站在我腳底下呢
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我做錯了什麼了 九代單傅生了這麼個傻小子
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哥哥一生下來就是這樣的了
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你還說呢
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叫你不要外出玩 你還帶著他到處亂跑
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我帶著他去放風箏而已
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他老呆在家裏很悶的
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我們西門家 書香世代
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你是女兒家
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怎麼可以整天在外頭拋頭露面
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萬一遇上狂蜂浪蝶出了什麼事
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爹的臉丟盡了
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別以為女扮男裝就沒事 更糟糕
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我告訴你 世風日下 人心叵測
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現今那些色狼狂
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最喜歡非禮未成年的少男 還有…
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爹呀 你的口水不要啦
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我不管 我告訴你以後不准到處跑
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快跟哥哥回房去 哼…
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哥哥 再高一點 高一點…
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好棒哦 好棒 再高些
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繼續 再高一點
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放手呀…
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你拉著我命根子啦
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你差點把我武功給廢了
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原來你偷看人家敦倫
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夫妻相好才叫敦倫
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像他們那樣幕天席地 茍且偷歡
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稱為野合
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你倒挺有學問的
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那當然了
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男人那叫什麼?
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讓我教教你吧
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小孩的叫"小鳥"
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大的叫"雞巴" 再大的叫"大雕"
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詩經有云:關關稚鳩 在河之洲
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窈窕淑女 君子好逑
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"鳩"就是"大雕"
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文雅點叫做玉塵 又稱為守陽
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女人那裏 一般叫玉門
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或者是花心
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道家叫作爐鼎
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俗話怎麼說啊
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哎 我個我們讀書人是不會說的
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你要想得到一個正確的發音呢
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將門字和西字一起讀那就行了
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門西 門西…
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還未請教
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在下花道乃一介書生
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正想到鄰鎮找名聞天下的名儒梅花先生
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拜在他門下
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學習齊家治國之道
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你可好啦 可以到處求學
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你也可以呀
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-我是女子 -啊…
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啊…我是女子眾多的家庭裏的一個小男生
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哥哥是傻子
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我去唸書 不行的
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哦 那就太可惜啦
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賢弟你我一見如故
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要是可以一起寒窗苦讀 夜來也有一個良伴啊
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而且學成之後
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我立志要獵盡天下艷色
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賢弟也可以作為我玩伴呀
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你讀書是為了女色?
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書中自有顏如玉
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求功名無非是為了得到美女的垂青嘛
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你倒是挺好色
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人不風流枉少年呀
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日已西斜
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我要趕路了
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有興趣的話 就到梅花先生那找我
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再見
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我餓了 回家吧
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好 回去吧
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喂 你說我去唸書好嗎?
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好呀 好呀
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你就會說好
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好呀 好呀
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說句不好行不行啊?
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好呀 好呀
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懶得跟你說
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死丫頭 就是不聽話
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到現在還不回來?
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來人
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召集人馬
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找小姐和少爺找回來
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我不發火 她就不知道我厲害
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老爺誰惹你生氣啦?
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正好
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死丫頭氣的我都支起來啦
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給我消消氣
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來呀
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用點力啦
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蹲下
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爹…爹…
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爹 我回來啦 爹…
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爹 我回來啦
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為什麼不聽話
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老是往處跑
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我去放風箏嘛
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你是女兒家
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怎麼可以老不在家裏待著
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我女扮男裝嘛
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古有花木蘭 代父從軍
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名垂千古
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古有皇太后 我就聽說過
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歌謠唱
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古有皇太后
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要找小白臉
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良醫獻妙藥
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太醫干皇后
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千辛萬苦
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幹完解困擾
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誰知道染了花柳
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流傳民間得傅流
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唱得好 唱得好
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爹你不要唱咸歌
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我真的很想唸書 行不行啊?
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不行
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真的不行啊
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女兒家 那有像你這樣的
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人家黃花閨女 三步不出閨門
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做針線 繡繡花
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彈彈琴 吹吹簫 養養小鳥
這才像個女兒家嘛
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整天…整天…想去唸書
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爹 你沒事吧?
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沒事 我被你氣死了
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回房去 回房去
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三娘
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我知你幹活勤快
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也用不著叼著不放啊
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娘 女兒很想出去見見世面
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向梅花先生求學
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做一個有學問的人
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不想像二娘 三娘 四娘那樣
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一輩子做男人的奴隸
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古語有云:女子無才便是德
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根本就是男人編出來騙女人的
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若是不唸書 就要一輩子聽男人的
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他要你怎麼樣就怎麼樣
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叫你走就走 站就站
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娘 請恕女兒不孝 要離家出走
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你在天有要是有靈的話
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請你保佑女兒平平安安
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還是走後門出去吧
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小姐 你上哪去?
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現在不早了
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是爹叫我練輕功的
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這麼晚你在這幹什麼?
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想偷看?
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不敢 不敢…
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還不睡覺
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我叫爹出來啊
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一 二 三 爹…
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幹什麼?
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爹 你的輕功真棒啊
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我們盯著你好幾個晚上了
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跟我們回去
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西門家歷代祖先在上
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不肖子孫西門堅
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教女無方 離家出走
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在外邊拋頭露面
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要是被外面的人說閒話
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你教我怎麼辦?
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燒他全家 打他老媽
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不錯 我們西門家
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怎麼會怕人說閒話呢
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今天我隨便拜拜你們 是要告訴你們
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我西門堅已經決定了
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讓女兒去讀書
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謝謝爹
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你先別高興
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你得答應我一件事 我才讓你去讀書
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我答應 我答應
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留下三個 其他的給我滾出去
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出去
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不會打我一頓才讓我走吧
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三娘 出來
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我們家族所以這麼富有
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是因為我們在江湖上
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是專門鑄造暗器和兵器的世家
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你瞧瞧這個 是爹花了三年時間設計出來的
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叫做貞操寶甲
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貞操寶甲
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身上穿了這件寶甲
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只有我這把鑰匙才能夠打開
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要是有人敢侵犯你的話
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這對護胸刀
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和狗頭鍘 裏面的機關就會自動打開
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任何男人也不能佔你的便宜
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你 過來 抓她的波
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去呀!
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到你
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摸她的屁股
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去呀!
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來福 到你啦
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插她
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小的不敢
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我給你膽子
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不敢不敢
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沒屌用
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我的屌早就沒用了
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看我的
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00:18:01,483 --> 00:18:04,983
要是有人想直搗黃龍 探你的桃花洞的話
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狗頭鍘就會鍘他個粉碎
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只要你把這件寶甲穿上
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爹就放心讓你讀書 哈哈..
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關關稚鳩 在河之州
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關關稚鳩 在河之州
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窈窕淑女 君子好逑
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窈窕淑女 君子好逑
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老師…不關我的事
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還說不關你的事
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你推薦來的那個西門柔已經到了
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我是西門柔 大家好
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老師 給我一次機會吧
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老師 還給我吧 很貴的
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這本辭典 不懂時可查看
323
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這個是磨墨的
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你們平時放學後有什麼消遣?
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吟詩作對 彈琴練劍
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練劍?
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是呀 天天都比賽
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現在還在後山比呢
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要不要看看?
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-好啊 -走
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他們有什麼了不起 全都不是我的對手
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給錢 全不是我楊巨長的對手
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還有誰來
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我來
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你?嘿 屌下敗將
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我告訴你
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我憋了幾個月才來的
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我不信贏不了你
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試試看
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行不行呀你 那麼久
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擔心你自己吧
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加油…
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加油…
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搞的腳都濕了?
345
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哎 怎麼像撒尿
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想跟我鬥?除非你是童子身
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那個新生像個小孩子
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一定是童子身
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好 過去耍耍他
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你是不是童子身啊
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我們是不是兄弟
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是 是
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是兄弟就幫幫我嘛 就幫一次
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-玩玩嘛? -不玩 不玩啦
355
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我都說不玩啦
356
00:20:49,908 --> 00:20:51,700
別逼他了 他不玩
357
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關你屌事?
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00:20:53,283 --> 00:20:55,117
這次真的是關我屌事
359
00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:01,658
你怎麼樣啊?
360
00:21:01,908 --> 00:21:04,492
我沒事 不過小弟弟痛的要命
361
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快扶我回去擦點止痛藥吧
362
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,367
好吧
363
00:21:09,492 --> 00:21:10,658
痛死我了 找到沒有 快點
364
00:21:10,825 --> 00:21:13,617
我在找 你別吵啊
365
00:21:13,617 --> 00:21:14,658
痛死我了 找到沒有啊
366
00:21:17,825 --> 00:21:19,783
找這麼久啊 你找到沒有啊?
367
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,325
咦 真難看
368
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,575
我難看 你不也有嗎?
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00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:31,742
你很舒服嗎?
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00:24:06,033 --> 00:24:08,242
原來她女扮男裝
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這樣也行?
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真厲害呀 難怪全都中了傷了
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這東西太厲害了 划不來
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00:24:48,658 --> 00:24:51,617
而且竊玉偷香非君子所為
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自己解決算了
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00:25:13,617 --> 00:25:14,783
你幹什麼?
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00:25:15,367 --> 00:25:19,242
給…夾…住…了
378
00:25:21,492 --> 00:25:23,450
花道他下體傷得很重呀
379
00:25:23,617 --> 00:25:26,325
老師 他會不會變成太監呀?怎麼辦啊
380
00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:28,242
他雖然自作自受
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你呀 女扮男裝讀書也不對呀
382
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這樣啦 你負責帶他去求醫
383
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有醫生能治好他嗎?
384
00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:38,408
九宮山極樂觀有一位極樂道人
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懂得採陰補陽 一切邪門之法都懂
386
00:25:41,825 --> 00:25:44,533
你快點帶他去 他收費很貴的呀
387
00:25:44,575 --> 00:25:46,033
沒關係 再貴我也給
388
00:25:46,075 --> 00:25:46,950
你帶他去吧
389
00:25:48,325 --> 00:25:51,492
他只剩下那麼一點點 小心被鳥吃了呀
390
00:25:51,825 --> 00:25:54,575
那裏有很多小鳥呀
391
00:25:55,158 --> 00:25:56,742
轎夫 還有多遠呀?
392
00:25:56,783 --> 00:25:58,867
翻過這個山頭就到了
393
00:25:58,908 --> 00:26:00,367
你再忍半天吧 很快就到了
394
00:26:00,742 --> 00:26:03,783
我的命根子被你的護甲鍘到像個菜花一樣
395
00:26:03,825 --> 00:26:06,075
我的終身幸福讓你給毀了
396
00:26:06,117 --> 00:26:07,658
誰叫你好色呀
397
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,867
等等我
398
00:26:10,533 --> 00:26:12,158
等等我
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00:26:18,825 --> 00:26:21,367
痛死我了
400
00:26:28,117 --> 00:26:30,242
大夫 怎麼樣呀?
401
00:26:30,617 --> 00:26:33,992
你那小弟弟一根變二十幾根 救回來也沒用
402
00:26:34,117 --> 00:26:35,075
再把爛肉割掉
403
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,617
就算是娶貓做老婆 也會嫌你小呀
404
00:26:37,950 --> 00:26:38,992
啊 那怎麼辦?
405
00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:40,283
你也不用怕
406
00:26:40,325 --> 00:26:42,950
現在有三個方法
407
00:26:42,992 --> 00:26:45,242
第一就是把它切掉做太監
408
00:26:45,367 --> 00:26:46,325
或者是做男妓
409
00:26:46,575 --> 00:26:48,450
被男人玩 還可以賺錢呀
410
00:26:48,492 --> 00:26:49,908
那可不行
411
00:26:50,533 --> 00:26:53,033
沒問題 還有第二個方法
412
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就是乾脆挖深一點做女人
413
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到時候有男人疼你的
414
00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:58,242
做女人要生孩子 不行
415
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:01,492
那就第三個辦法 換一根屌
416
00:27:01,825 --> 00:27:03,533
誰肯跟他換啊?
417
00:27:03,575 --> 00:27:04,658
我告訴你啊
418
00:27:04,658 --> 00:27:09,408
十年前我師兄肥鄭就給未央生換過一根馬屌
419
00:27:09,450 --> 00:27:11,283
效果非常好呀
420
00:27:11,325 --> 00:27:14,742
不管是黃花閨女還是淫娃蕩婦
421
00:27:14,783 --> 00:27:18,075
都向他投懷送抱 享盡人間艷福
422
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,700
真叫人羨慕
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00:27:19,742 --> 00:27:21,158
可惜馬屌終歸是馬屌
424
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,075
干的多了同樣會精盡人亡
425
00:27:23,325 --> 00:27:26,200
所以我絞盡腦汁 苦思三年
426
00:27:26,242 --> 00:27:27,658
終於讓我想通了
427
00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:29,992
成功發明了機關屌
428
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:33,325
機關屌是什麼東西呀?
429
00:27:33,992 --> 00:27:37,783
告訴你啊 這個機關屌很了不起的
430
00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:41,200
它有三十六種機關 可以伸長
431
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,575
縮短
432
00:27:42,617 --> 00:27:45,117
再伸長 開叉
433
00:27:45,158 --> 00:27:46,617
旋轉
434
00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,450
會轉的呀
435
00:27:48,492 --> 00:27:51,533
噴水
436
00:27:51,575 --> 00:27:54,742
噴煙
437
00:27:56,700 --> 00:28:00,283
其它我都明白 就是不明白噴煙有什麼用呀?
438
00:28:00,617 --> 00:28:04,908
噴煙可以增加詩情畫意 還有神秘感
439
00:28:05,533 --> 00:28:06,700
那有沒有感覺呢?
440
00:28:07,325 --> 00:28:09,617
這個就要看我的手工了
441
00:28:09,658 --> 00:28:11,617
不然你自己粘上去就可以了
442
00:28:11,658 --> 00:28:12,325
要多少錢?
443
00:28:12,492 --> 00:28:13,408
五千兩
444
00:28:13,617 --> 00:28:15,575
五千兩?你以為是真屌呀
445
00:28:15,617 --> 00:28:17,867
假屌不用錢嗎?假的也要錢的嘛
446
00:28:17,908 --> 00:28:18,908
太貴啦
447
00:28:18,950 --> 00:28:19,908
這玩意有三十六種機關的
448
00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:20,992
你根本是搶錢
449
00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:24,408
你們不要吵呀 我替他付
450
00:28:24,450 --> 00:28:26,533
-五千兩是吧? -你?
451
00:28:28,950 --> 00:28:30,075
小弟 夠爽快
452
00:28:30,158 --> 00:28:32,242
我大減價 送一撮屌毛
453
00:28:32,408 --> 00:28:33,783
你留著當牙刷吧
454
00:28:33,825 --> 00:28:35,950
那我省了
455
00:28:38,658 --> 00:28:39,450
請你出去
456
00:28:39,492 --> 00:28:41,408
不請我也出去
457
00:28:41,450 --> 00:28:43,450
你在外面等我呀
458
00:28:43,825 --> 00:28:46,117
快動手呀 錢都已經收了
459
00:28:46,117 --> 00:28:48,200
還不快點開工 快點
460
00:28:50,283 --> 00:28:53,908
喂 一本書 不用那麼恭敬吧
461
00:28:53,950 --> 00:28:57,325
你真是見識少 這本是玉女心經呀
462
00:28:57,575 --> 00:28:59,117
是合天地之靈氣
463
00:28:59,158 --> 00:29:03,283
除了一切醫學 陰陽之道之外 最後一章
464
00:29:03,325 --> 00:29:05,242
有一種采陰采陽之術
465
00:29:05,283 --> 00:29:06,908
練成之後可以幻化男女
466
00:29:07,075 --> 00:29:10,242
任意採補男性元陽和女性元陰
467
00:29:10,492 --> 00:29:13,908
還可以延年百歲呀
468
00:29:14,075 --> 00:29:16,200
那麼厲害你怎麼不練?
469
00:29:16,242 --> 00:29:20,825
我這付尊容 變成女人人家會說我貌醜
470
00:29:20,950 --> 00:29:22,658
幸虧你有自知之明 開工吧
471
00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:24,867
你這麼多話 叫你說不出話
472
00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:30,950
痛死我呀…
473
00:29:54,533 --> 00:29:55,533
來者何人?
474
00:29:55,575 --> 00:29:56,908
幻姬求見道長
475
00:29:56,950 --> 00:29:59,533
原來是幻姬女施主 請到精舍稍候
476
00:29:59,867 --> 00:30:01,325
請
477
00:30:13,908 --> 00:30:18,700
這雙眼睛 怎麼會那麼吸引我呢?
478
00:30:19,742 --> 00:30:21,617
我有一種感覺
479
00:30:21,658 --> 00:30:25,283
這雙眼睛好像跟我有千絲萬縷的關係
480
00:30:40,075 --> 00:30:42,408
道長 怎麼我還是沒反映啊?
481
00:30:42,450 --> 00:30:46,408
快有了 我把這縫好了就有了
482
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,367
對不起
483
00:30:48,408 --> 00:30:49,533
不關我的事呀
484
00:30:49,617 --> 00:30:51,408
我知道
485
00:31:01,533 --> 00:31:03,950
道長 我有反應了 有反應了
486
00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:09,075
不好了 道長 我停不下來
487
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:10,700
我停不下來呀
488
00:31:12,367 --> 00:31:13,908
道長 你怎麼樣呀?
489
00:31:14,617 --> 00:31:16,367
很厲害呀
490
00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:18,617
我的牙都給你打掉了
491
00:31:18,658 --> 00:31:21,325
道長 我就是幻姬
492
00:31:21,325 --> 00:31:24,992
幻姬姑娘 你的信我看過了 我知道你的來意
493
00:31:25,075 --> 00:31:27,283
那麼請道長為小女子施術啦
494
00:31:27,325 --> 00:31:28,950
道長 行了沒有呀
495
00:31:28,992 --> 00:31:30,533
這樣多話
496
00:31:30,575 --> 00:31:31,450
把他抬進去
497
00:31:31,492 --> 00:31:33,117
是
498
00:31:33,242 --> 00:31:35,033
道長 我控制不了?
499
00:31:35,075 --> 00:31:37,408
快幫我把它弄停呀 道長 幫幫忙
500
00:31:40,992 --> 00:31:43,117
女施主 你要我幫你改容易貌
501
00:31:43,158 --> 00:31:45,158
莫非你相貌奇醜?
502
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,992
非也 我有迫不得已的苦衷
503
00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:49,617
你有什麼苦衷呀?
504
00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,408
道長不必過問
505
00:31:51,450 --> 00:31:54,367
只要道長幫小女子改容易貌
506
00:31:54,408 --> 00:31:58,075
我的身體就屬於道長你的了
507
00:32:16,158 --> 00:32:17,158
小兄弟
508
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:21,158
麻煩你通傳一聲 鐵中棠求見極樂道人
509
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,867
我並非極樂觀的人
510
00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:24,658
你有沒有看見有什麼人進去了?
511
00:32:25,158 --> 00:32:27,783
我看見剛才有個女人進去了
512
00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:36,200
大功告成 只有我才有這個能耐
513
00:32:37,492 --> 00:32:38,533
幻姬姑娘 從現在開始
514
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:39,533
除了我之外
515
00:32:39,533 --> 00:32:42,492
天下再沒有人知道你本來的面貌了
516
00:32:42,533 --> 00:32:43,283
謝謝道長
517
00:32:43,492 --> 00:32:45,658
是你報答我的時候了 你看
518
00:32:46,825 --> 00:32:48,825
這張椅形如蠍子 有什麼用處呢?
519
00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:53,450
這張叫做極樂椅 只要把女人放在上面
520
00:32:53,492 --> 00:32:57,033
可以任意玩樂 玩什麼花式都可以
521
00:32:57,075 --> 00:32:59,033
賤妾願意服侍道長
522
00:32:59,075 --> 00:33:01,367
不過賤妾還有一個小小的要求
523
00:33:01,533 --> 00:33:02,658
你說吧
524
00:33:03,117 --> 00:33:06,367
我知道長有一本不傅之秘玉女心經
525
00:33:06,408 --> 00:33:09,283
我想開開眼界
526
00:33:09,325 --> 00:33:11,033
有什麼好看呀
527
00:33:11,075 --> 00:33:13,867
道長 讓我看看啦
528
00:33:13,908 --> 00:33:17,450
我會好好侍候你的 要不要試一試呢?
529
00:33:17,450 --> 00:33:19,075
這不太方便的
530
00:33:19,117 --> 00:33:21,575
你不是很想得到我的身體嗎?
531
00:33:21,617 --> 00:33:27,492
讓我們一起到極樂世界去吧
532
00:33:27,533 --> 00:33:30,367
那 你看一會好啦
533
00:33:30,492 --> 00:33:32,158
你放心吧 道長
534
00:33:32,367 --> 00:33:37,033
小女子只是借之一閱 很快就會歸還的
535
00:33:41,283 --> 00:33:44,367
糟糕 雷電交叉 它又出來作惡了
536
00:34:42,783 --> 00:34:46,242
我們來晚一步 極樂道人被她吸盡元陽而死
537
00:34:46,283 --> 00:34:47,992
你說的她是誰呀?
538
00:34:48,033 --> 00:34:49,908
是妖道幻姬
539
00:34:49,950 --> 00:34:52,408
救命呀!
540
00:34:52,450 --> 00:34:53,283
你又攪什麼鬼呀?
541
00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:55,158
阿柔 你快幫我把它弄停
542
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,783
-怎麼弄啊 -快點啊
543
00:34:57,242 --> 00:34:57,950
快把它弄停呀
544
00:34:58,158 --> 00:34:59,617
不然就糟了 快點呀
545
00:34:59,908 --> 00:35:01,575
停了…
546
00:35:03,658 --> 00:35:06,450
暈頭轉向的 快扶著我呀
547
00:35:06,658 --> 00:35:07,533
這是什麼?
548
00:35:07,617 --> 00:35:09,158
玉女心經呀
549
00:35:09,325 --> 00:35:10,908
一定是幻姬留下來的
550
00:35:10,992 --> 00:35:11,617
沒有了一半啊
551
00:35:11,783 --> 00:35:15,575
這是寶物 快藏起來 別讓人看見
552
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:21,533
極樂道人他怎麼了…
553
00:35:22,367 --> 00:35:24,992
原來幻姬來找極樂道人幫她易容
554
00:35:25,033 --> 00:35:27,242
現在不知道變成什麼樣子了
555
00:35:27,283 --> 00:35:29,700
要抓她更加難上加難
556
00:35:29,742 --> 00:35:33,617
是呀 剛才我聽見他們在這幹得可厲害了
557
00:35:33,658 --> 00:35:36,075
幻姬是女妖道 修練採陰補陽之法
558
00:35:36,117 --> 00:35:38,533
專采男人元陽
559
00:35:38,575 --> 00:35:40,408
已經被她害死了好幾百人
560
00:35:40,908 --> 00:35:42,242
被她害死的人
561
00:35:42,283 --> 00:35:44,283
全身的精元都被她吸乾
562
00:35:44,325 --> 00:35:48,158
她是靠吸取別人的精元來增加自己的妖術
563
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,450
我奉命追捕她 由北到南
564
00:35:50,492 --> 00:35:53,075
追了七個省 都被她跑掉
565
00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:56,408
我知道她想得到極樂觀的一本玉女心經
566
00:35:56,450 --> 00:35:57,950
練採陰補陽之法
567
00:35:57,992 --> 00:36:00,533
當她的妖術練到最高境界
568
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:03,658
變男變女 隨心所欲
569
00:36:03,867 --> 00:36:06,033
沒這麼可怕吧?
570
00:36:07,492 --> 00:36:09,075
那我們該怎麼辦?
571
00:36:09,117 --> 00:36:12,325
我擔心她得手後 妖術會更厲害
572
00:36:12,408 --> 00:36:15,283
到時候就有更多無辜的人受害
573
00:36:15,325 --> 00:36:18,408
小兄弟 你剛才有沒有看見她易容後的樣子?
574
00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:20,825
-沒有 -我認得她的眼睛
575
00:36:20,867 --> 00:36:22,533
你們要是有幻姬的消息
576
00:36:22,533 --> 00:36:24,658
就到本縣的衙門通知我
577
00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:28,783
我看她暫時還會在南方作惡
578
00:36:28,825 --> 00:36:31,325
我可以留在本鎮一段時間
579
00:36:31,367 --> 00:36:34,408
那好 一有消息我就通知你 大哥
580
00:36:34,450 --> 00:36:35,950
叫我鐵中棠
581
00:36:36,408 --> 00:36:38,450
我走了
582
00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:43,075
一個捕快 有什麼了不起的
583
00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:46,075
這才像個男人嘛 像你呀?
584
00:36:46,908 --> 00:36:48,742
前面那部分 肯定是幻姬拿走了
585
00:36:48,992 --> 00:36:53,200
你可別小看它 就這一半也是寶呀
586
00:36:53,283 --> 00:36:55,742
將來一定用的著的
587
00:36:56,450 --> 00:36:57,950
好點沒有?
588
00:36:57,992 --> 00:36:59,200
好點了吧 走
589
00:36:59,450 --> 00:37:00,950
又想吃我豆腐
590
00:37:02,492 --> 00:37:04,075
喂 你怎麼搖搖晃晃的?
591
00:37:04,117 --> 00:37:07,117
我的頭還暈著呢 你別再來刺激我了
592
00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:09,450
到我家養好傷再回書院吧
593
00:37:09,783 --> 00:37:11,575
前面的新娘子長的很漂亮呀
594
00:37:11,617 --> 00:37:13,700
真的 快去看看…
595
00:37:23,325 --> 00:37:24,867
許伯 誰成親?
596
00:37:24,867 --> 00:37:27,367
你大哥呀
597
00:37:27,408 --> 00:37:29,242
山下的李大傻交不起田租
598
00:37:29,283 --> 00:37:31,950
你爹要逼他女兒小翠嫁給你的傻大哥
599
00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:34,450
回去看看吧
600
00:37:34,492 --> 00:37:36,700
我們也去湊熱鬧
601
00:37:40,742 --> 00:37:44,117
操他奶奶的 新娘子到現在還沒來!
602
00:37:44,158 --> 00:37:46,575
老爺 快到了
603
00:37:46,617 --> 00:37:51,408
新娘子到了…
604
00:37:51,450 --> 00:37:56,075
落地開花 富貴榮華 連生貴子
605
00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:06,533
坐在中間那個就是你爹
606
00:38:06,575 --> 00:38:07,575
蠻威風的
607
00:38:07,658 --> 00:38:10,408
老爺 新娘子到了
608
00:38:25,992 --> 00:38:29,033
-這個新娘子長的真漂亮呀 -是呀…
609
00:38:29,075 --> 00:38:33,200
這麼正點的妞 便宜了那個傻小子
610
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:51,075
來吧 可以拜堂了
611
00:38:51,117 --> 00:38:53,283
放下 走開
612
00:38:53,325 --> 00:38:54,325
爹…
613
00:38:54,367 --> 00:38:56,325
爹 我回來了
614
00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:57,617
你肯回來了嗎?
615
00:38:57,658 --> 00:38:59,242
這個是我同窗好友花道
616
00:38:59,283 --> 00:39:00,950
伯父 你好… 我叫…
617
00:39:00,992 --> 00:39:03,033
小子
618
00:39:03,617 --> 00:39:05,658
看你這個樣子可不太老實呀?
619
00:39:05,658 --> 00:39:09,408
老爺 還是先拜堂吧 誤了吉時就不太好了
620
00:39:09,575 --> 00:39:11,117
說得對
621
00:39:11,117 --> 00:39:12,408
來 拜堂
622
00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:14,492
拜堂…
623
00:39:14,533 --> 00:39:19,450
老爺 不是你呀
624
00:39:19,492 --> 00:39:22,033
是少爺呀
625
00:39:24,450 --> 00:39:27,117
你他媽走運了
626
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,242
小子
627
00:40:26,283 --> 00:40:32,117
西門家要開枝散葉 兒孫滿堂的責任全靠你了
628
00:40:32,158 --> 00:40:33,658
快進洞房吧
629
00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:35,117
爹 我不會洞房呀
630
00:40:35,158 --> 00:40:36,658
你這個傻小子什麼都不會
631
00:40:36,658 --> 00:40:38,450
要不要我替你洞房啊?
632
00:40:38,617 --> 00:40:39,533
好呀…
633
00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:42,367
操 你以為爹不想嗎?不過…
634
00:40:42,408 --> 00:40:44,742
進去吧
635
00:40:45,283 --> 00:40:46,117
老爺
636
00:40:46,158 --> 00:40:48,742
還不睡覺去?賴著幹什麼?走!
637
00:40:48,783 --> 00:40:50,575
好
638
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,033
老爺 到時候睡覺了…
639
00:41:05,075 --> 00:41:06,575
你回來幹什麼?想偷看啊?
640
00:41:06,742 --> 00:41:08,533
-不是… -走
641
00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:20,075
抓她的波
642
00:41:20,117 --> 00:41:22,117
脫她的衣服
643
00:41:22,117 --> 00:41:25,325
抓她的波呀…
644
00:41:25,492 --> 00:41:27,158
沒用的東西
645
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,242
開門
646
00:41:28,283 --> 00:41:31,200
開門呀…
647
00:41:31,283 --> 00:41:31,908
什麼事啊 爹?
648
00:41:32,033 --> 00:41:35,617
小子呀 你他媽的忙了半天 忙什麼呢?
649
00:41:35,617 --> 00:41:38,283
剝她的衣服 親她的嘴 抓她的波
650
00:41:38,367 --> 00:41:39,325
然後就上馬嘛
651
00:41:39,492 --> 00:41:40,867
上馬?怎麼上呀?
652
00:41:40,908 --> 00:41:42,700
你他媽的怎麼教都不會呀
653
00:41:42,908 --> 00:41:44,700
把你撒尿的地方放進她撒尿的地方
654
00:41:44,867 --> 00:41:47,575
不就行了嗎?
655
00:41:48,658 --> 00:41:52,158
小翠呀 你跟小龍慢慢來 啊
656
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:53,825
去吧
657
00:41:54,617 --> 00:41:57,367
把你的東西拿出來 放進去
658
00:41:58,242 --> 00:42:01,242
-別怕呀! -啊…
659
00:42:01,617 --> 00:42:03,408
怎麼生了這麼個蠢兒子
660
00:42:05,450 --> 00:42:07,117
不用給她面子啦
661
00:42:10,617 --> 00:42:11,992
別怕呀 來…
662
00:42:12,242 --> 00:42:15,033
不要啊 走開呀
663
00:42:15,075 --> 00:42:17,908
我怎麼生了個這麼笨的兒子 你給我過來
664
00:42:18,075 --> 00:42:20,367
你知不知道 你在幹什麼呀?
665
00:42:20,367 --> 00:42:21,992
洞房嘛
666
00:42:22,033 --> 00:42:22,742
洞房?
667
00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:24,992
你拿著尿壺幹什麼 叫洞房?
668
00:42:25,033 --> 00:42:25,950
是你教我的
669
00:42:25,950 --> 00:42:28,492
把我撒尿的地方放進她撒尿的地方
670
00:42:29,658 --> 00:42:31,533
氣死我了
671
00:42:33,492 --> 00:42:36,283
有玩意也不會用
672
00:42:41,242 --> 00:42:44,283
小翠
673
00:42:44,325 --> 00:42:46,033
你沒事吧?
674
00:42:46,075 --> 00:42:50,658
不怕 小龍不疼你 公公疼你
675
00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:04,867
不要…
676
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,867
小翠 你應該屬於我的
677
00:44:15,783 --> 00:44:19,658
公公 小翠以後一定會被人說閒話
678
00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:23,908
人言可畏 不如…一死了之
679
00:44:23,950 --> 00:44:27,742
傻丫頭 誰敢說你的閒話
680
00:44:27,783 --> 00:44:30,242
我要他全家的命
681
00:44:31,075 --> 00:44:35,908
以後 白天你跟傻子做一對假夫妻
682
00:44:36,325 --> 00:44:42,783
到了晚上 你再跟我做一對真龍鳳
683
00:44:53,283 --> 00:44:56,492
為什麼老爺那麼遲都不出來
684
00:44:57,492 --> 00:45:00,242
是呀 這幾天他天天躲在房裏
685
00:45:00,283 --> 00:45:01,533
沒出來敲過鑼
686
00:45:01,658 --> 00:45:03,617
該不會是生病了吧
687
00:45:03,658 --> 00:45:09,033
不會啊 他胃口好得很啊 連一頭牛也吃的下
688
00:45:09,075 --> 00:45:10,908
他十天沒敲鑼了
689
00:45:11,367 --> 00:45:14,158
我呢 才不相他呢
690
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,950
一定有原因的
691
00:45:17,617 --> 00:45:20,242
老爺今天夜上在大娘房休息
692
00:45:24,575 --> 00:45:28,450
又沒有我的份兒了
693
00:45:29,283 --> 00:45:31,200
好 我看你搞什麼鬼?
694
00:47:47,033 --> 00:47:50,158
公公呀 使勁
695
00:47:51,617 --> 00:47:52,992
使勁
696
00:48:00,242 --> 00:48:04,033
喂 老爺跟他媳婦在做見不得人的事啊
697
00:48:05,075 --> 00:48:07,783
-不會吧 -我親眼見到的
698
00:48:08,575 --> 00:48:09,992
家醜不可外傅!
699
00:48:10,033 --> 00:48:12,908
我們老爺性子剛強 勸他也沒用
700
00:48:12,950 --> 00:48:17,242
我們先守秘密 等待時機再勸他吧
701
00:50:17,908 --> 00:50:18,700
是二娘
702
00:50:19,242 --> 00:50:23,867
真可惜!
703
00:50:26,950 --> 00:50:27,825
幹什麼?
704
00:50:28,325 --> 00:50:32,408
老爺 她死得那麼恐怖 我看應該報官吧?
705
00:50:32,742 --> 00:50:35,867
報官有個屁用?這個鎮我就是官!
706
00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:38,658
爹 二娘死的很可疑呀
707
00:50:39,408 --> 00:50:40,408
公公
708
00:50:40,492 --> 00:50:43,783
昨天晚上 我看見二娘手裏拿著包東西
709
00:50:43,867 --> 00:50:45,992
跟兩個男人出去了
710
00:50:46,242 --> 00:50:49,242
我見他們鬼鬼祟祟的 不知道上哪兒去了
711
00:50:50,033 --> 00:50:51,700
真有這樣的事?
712
00:50:51,742 --> 00:50:54,325
來福 看看二娘的首飾還在不在 -是
713
00:50:54,575 --> 00:50:55,950
你真機警啊
714
00:50:55,992 --> 00:50:57,575
老爺 什麼都沒有了
715
00:50:58,075 --> 00:51:00,242
事情就這樣簡單
716
00:51:00,325 --> 00:51:04,533
這個臭娘們偷漢子!然後跟人傢俬奔!
717
00:51:04,575 --> 00:51:07,742
誰知道人家要錢不要人!就殺了她!
718
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:12,033
可是二娘全身赤裸 而且一身都是血啊
719
00:51:12,075 --> 00:51:13,617
肯定是那兩個傢伙分贓不均
720
00:51:13,825 --> 00:51:17,075
或是賺錢少 所以叫幾個兄弟來將她輪姦
721
00:51:17,117 --> 00:51:18,825
一個接一個
722
00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,408
你看看她
723
00:51:20,575 --> 00:51:24,033
全身有洞的地方都裂開了 還流著血
724
00:51:24,075 --> 00:51:26,450
簡直就像被二十幾個人輪姦似的!
725
00:51:26,867 --> 00:51:28,783
老爺 現在怎麼辦啊?
726
00:51:28,825 --> 00:51:30,617
家醜不可外傅!
727
00:51:30,658 --> 00:51:31,617
-來福 -是
728
00:51:31,783 --> 00:51:33,658
隨便找個地方把她埋了算了
729
00:51:33,992 --> 00:51:36,908
爹 我看事情沒那麼簡單啊
730
00:51:37,533 --> 00:51:39,033
我一定要查清楚
731
00:51:39,033 --> 00:51:41,992
看誰吃了豹子膽敢勾引我老婆!
732
00:51:42,158 --> 00:51:43,950
這件事你別管了
733
00:51:43,992 --> 00:51:46,492
小翠 以後小心一點
734
00:51:46,533 --> 00:51:49,533
不如我們先回房去吧?
735
00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:01,367
真的?
736
00:52:01,408 --> 00:52:03,492
難怪爹老幫著她
737
00:52:03,533 --> 00:52:04,283
喂 什麼事?
738
00:52:04,450 --> 00:52:05,742
多事啊
739
00:52:05,783 --> 00:52:08,200
晚上我們去驗屍啊
740
00:52:14,408 --> 00:52:17,075
她的死法好像玉女心經上寫的一樣
741
00:52:17,908 --> 00:52:20,075
採補元陰 吸星大法?
742
00:52:20,158 --> 00:52:23,408
御女至將洩未洩之時 十陽齊出
743
00:52:23,450 --> 00:52:25,533
貫其體 吸其真陰
744
00:52:25,617 --> 00:52:29,075
功力倍增 幻化陰陽 隨心所欲
745
00:52:29,367 --> 00:52:31,783
十陽齊出 不可能吧?
746
00:52:31,783 --> 00:52:35,450
可是她全身好像被人強姦過似的
747
00:52:35,492 --> 00:52:40,825
真陰被采之女 腹內空無一物 無藥可救
748
00:52:40,867 --> 00:52:42,575
把她肚子剖開看看
749
00:52:43,117 --> 00:52:45,283
你來吧
750
00:52:51,658 --> 00:52:53,742
請別見怪啊
751
00:52:55,617 --> 00:52:57,575
裏邊真的什麼也沒有啊!
752
00:52:57,617 --> 00:53:00,617
腸子胃呀腎呀什麼都沒有!連子宮都沒有了!
753
00:53:01,242 --> 00:53:02,450
難道是幻姬干的?
754
00:53:02,700 --> 00:53:05,825
錯不了 只有她懂採陰補陽
755
00:53:05,867 --> 00:53:07,242
那現在怎麼辦?
756
00:53:07,742 --> 00:53:08,825
我也沒有辦法
757
00:53:09,325 --> 00:53:11,117
花道 你去找鐵捕頭?
758
00:53:11,158 --> 00:53:12,450
鐵中棠?
759
00:53:12,492 --> 00:53:14,367
只有他對付得了幻姬
760
00:53:14,408 --> 00:53:16,450
我懷疑幻姬就在我們家裏
761
00:53:16,908 --> 00:53:18,200
你懷疑?
762
00:53:18,242 --> 00:53:19,950
我覺得小翠很可疑
763
00:53:19,992 --> 00:53:22,117
-你千萬別讓她知道我們來過 -好
764
00:53:22,367 --> 00:53:23,867
去吧
765
00:53:23,908 --> 00:53:27,367
替你幹活 你還要打人?
766
00:53:27,408 --> 00:53:28,700
我們回去
767
00:53:30,825 --> 00:53:33,908
關門了 輕點
768
00:53:33,950 --> 00:53:36,575
小心點 千萬別讓她知道我們去了哪裏
769
00:53:36,867 --> 00:53:37,617
記住
770
00:53:38,117 --> 00:53:39,742
這麼晚了 上哪去啊?
771
00:53:39,783 --> 00:53:41,742
我們去柴房捉老鼠
772
00:53:41,783 --> 00:53:45,075
-是嗎?柴房是石地也有老鼠? -是啊
773
00:53:45,617 --> 00:53:46,658
你們有沒有追到街上呀?
774
00:53:46,700 --> 00:53:48,450
沒有 捉完了
775
00:53:48,450 --> 00:53:50,617
我們休息了 走啦
776
00:54:08,533 --> 00:54:12,242
給我 讓我玩玩
777
00:54:13,367 --> 00:54:14,533
真奇怪
778
00:54:14,700 --> 00:54:17,742
小翠看來好像個不通世務的小女孩
779
00:54:17,783 --> 00:54:21,075
怎麼會跟爹做出亂倫的行為呢?
780
00:54:21,075 --> 00:54:24,950
二娘又怎麼會死呢?難道不是她幹的?
781
00:54:32,575 --> 00:54:35,825
相公
782
00:54:37,908 --> 00:54:41,700
大哥!他怎麼會摔下去的?
783
00:54:42,242 --> 00:54:47,408
我不知道 他走到崖邊 一不小心就摔下去了
784
00:54:47,992 --> 00:54:51,075
相公!
785
00:55:02,033 --> 00:55:03,992
真是家門不幸!
786
00:55:04,033 --> 00:55:08,492
九代單傅這麼一個兒子 出了這樣的意外
787
00:55:08,533 --> 00:55:12,783
小龍!你放心吧!我會照顧小翠的!
788
00:55:12,825 --> 00:55:14,575
為了給我們西門家留後!
789
00:55:14,575 --> 00:55:16,492
為了補償小翠的痛楚!
790
00:55:16,533 --> 00:55:21,367
我西門堅現在宣佈:納小翠為第五房妾侍
791
00:55:21,408 --> 00:55:23,450
家公娶媳婦 真是笑話
792
00:55:23,617 --> 00:55:24,617
這是亂倫!
793
00:55:24,658 --> 00:55:27,075
管它什麼倫都是人編出來的
794
00:55:27,325 --> 00:55:28,408
這個鎮我說了算
795
00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:30,533
大哥屍骨未寒 你就納小翠為妾?
796
00:55:30,658 --> 00:55:31,908
大哥死也不瞑目!
797
00:55:32,158 --> 00:55:36,700
操 誰說不瞑目?你來看看瞑不瞑目
798
00:55:39,367 --> 00:55:41,658
臭小子 活著我沒撈著什麼好處
799
00:55:41,658 --> 00:55:43,200
死了還要嚇你爹!
800
00:55:43,367 --> 00:55:45,575
爹要這麼做!我就走 永遠也不回來!
801
00:55:45,617 --> 00:55:47,533
你說什麼?住嘴!
802
00:55:47,533 --> 00:55:50,617
你們他媽的再張嘴 我就都饒不了你們!
803
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,033
鐵捕頭?
804
00:55:56,158 --> 00:55:57,408
你是什麼人?
805
00:55:57,450 --> 00:55:59,658
刑部一級捕快鐵中棠
806
00:55:59,700 --> 00:56:00,992
來幹什麼?
807
00:56:01,033 --> 00:56:04,117
我奉命來追捕採陰補陽的妖道幻姬
808
00:56:04,158 --> 00:56:05,825
我懷疑她就在本鎮!
809
00:56:06,408 --> 00:56:09,075
幻姬?她是什麼人啊?
810
00:56:09,158 --> 00:56:11,700
她得到一本叫本玉女心經的邪門秘笈
811
00:56:11,700 --> 00:56:13,867
採陰補陽的功力極高
812
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:17,242
專門吸取女性元陰來加強功力
813
00:56:17,283 --> 00:56:19,325
已經有不少人遭到她的毒手!
814
00:56:19,658 --> 00:56:21,783
她會在附近繼續作惡
815
00:56:21,950 --> 00:56:25,325
我懷疑你的二娘就是被幻姬害死的
816
00:56:25,575 --> 00:56:27,658
既然這樣 還不他媽的抓她?
817
00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:33,242
我懷疑你們新加入的成員 就是幻姬的化身
818
00:56:33,242 --> 00:56:34,575
什麼?
819
00:56:34,992 --> 00:56:35,783
誰呀
820
00:56:35,950 --> 00:56:37,575
你說 誰?
821
00:56:37,908 --> 00:56:40,325
誰呀?你說呀?
822
00:56:40,367 --> 00:56:42,283
就是她!
823
00:56:42,325 --> 00:56:44,492
混帳!她手無搏雞之力
824
00:56:44,700 --> 00:56:46,033
會是兇手嗎?
825
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:49,783
天下最毒的蛇都是五彩斑斕!非常吸引人!
826
00:56:49,825 --> 00:56:52,783
可是當你被它咬一口之後 你就知道它有多毒
827
00:56:52,950 --> 00:56:54,658
到時候就太晚了
828
00:56:54,700 --> 00:56:56,367
操 不知道你在說什麼?
829
00:56:56,408 --> 00:56:59,450
小翠現在是我老婆 你碰她一根毫毛
830
00:56:59,492 --> 00:57:00,575
我就要你的命!
831
00:57:00,617 --> 00:57:02,283
你真是冥頑不靈!
832
00:57:02,325 --> 00:57:04,658
這個鎮上 我隨時可以調動上千人
833
00:57:04,908 --> 00:57:07,200
就算你再能打 也跑不了
834
00:57:07,242 --> 00:57:08,158
想不想試試?
835
00:57:08,325 --> 00:57:10,283
我今天來不是要跟你打架
836
00:57:10,325 --> 00:57:13,450
當我有足夠證據的時候 我會再來找你
837
00:57:14,825 --> 00:57:16,617
你自己好自為之吧
838
00:57:16,992 --> 00:57:18,992
小兄弟 離開這裏會安全一點
839
00:57:19,408 --> 00:57:21,450
鐵捕頭 我跟你走
840
00:57:21,492 --> 00:57:24,033
死丫頭 你竟敢不聽我的話
841
00:57:24,033 --> 00:57:25,867
你跟他走 以後就別回來!
842
00:57:26,325 --> 00:57:28,033
有沒有嚇著你啊
843
00:57:28,075 --> 00:57:31,700
放心 有我在這 誰也不用怕
844
00:58:21,283 --> 00:58:23,742
小翠是你阿爹強娶的窮家女
845
00:58:23,783 --> 00:58:25,575
既然大家都覺得她可疑
846
00:58:25,617 --> 00:58:29,783
就到她家裏質問她父母 說不定會有線索
847
00:58:31,367 --> 00:58:34,242
這兒好像沒有什麼人氣呀?
848
00:58:49,033 --> 00:58:52,117
快去拿些藥來
849
00:59:05,158 --> 00:59:07,075
小翠?
850
00:59:21,533 --> 00:59:23,408
屍體呀
851
00:59:27,742 --> 00:59:31,158
是三條乾屍 看來已經死了好幾個月了
852
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:32,325
你是說小翠她…
853
00:59:32,367 --> 00:59:34,783
看來真正的小翠和她的父母
854
00:59:34,825 --> 00:59:36,867
早已經不在人世了
855
00:59:36,908 --> 00:59:38,700
你家裏的那個小翠
856
00:59:38,742 --> 00:59:40,283
是幻姬的化身
857
00:59:40,367 --> 00:59:42,200
她為了逃避我 躲到你家裏
858
00:59:42,242 --> 00:59:43,617
修練玉女心經
859
00:59:43,658 --> 00:59:45,158
那爹不是很危險嗎?
860
00:59:45,158 --> 00:59:46,950
馬上回去
861
00:59:48,117 --> 00:59:49,200
怎麼了?
862
00:59:49,242 --> 00:59:51,200
鐵捕頭 外面有埋伏
863
01:00:12,992 --> 01:00:14,283
爹!
864
01:00:16,867 --> 01:00:18,492
鐵捕頭 你怎麼樣?
865
01:00:21,492 --> 01:00:23,617
死丫頭 你幫外人
866
01:00:23,658 --> 01:00:26,408
爹 你瘋了?殺官差罪名很大的
867
01:00:26,450 --> 01:00:29,950
你滾開呀!死了就乾淨了
868
01:00:30,950 --> 01:00:32,950
怎麼說我也不走 你連我也殺了吧
869
01:00:33,492 --> 01:00:35,450
鐵捕頭 我們走
870
01:00:35,992 --> 01:00:37,533
老爺 追不追啊?
871
01:00:37,575 --> 01:00:38,783
不用追了
872
01:00:38,825 --> 01:00:41,283
他中了娘子給我泡製的烈火箭
873
01:00:41,325 --> 01:00:43,658
半個時辰內沒有女人跟他交合
874
01:00:43,700 --> 01:00:46,283
他就會爆陽而死
875
01:00:47,117 --> 01:00:50,492
老爺 小姐跟他在一起 怕不怕…
876
01:00:50,783 --> 01:00:52,533
當然不怕啦
877
01:00:52,575 --> 01:00:55,283
我女兒有貞操寶甲護身
878
01:00:55,325 --> 01:00:59,950
他能看 吃不著 死得更難受
879
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,408
好 我們回去
880
01:01:10,075 --> 01:01:12,908
這有間廟 我們進去避一避
881
01:01:21,367 --> 01:01:22,783
你怎麼樣?
882
01:01:22,825 --> 01:01:24,658
我全身像要裂開一樣
883
01:01:25,158 --> 01:01:27,075
中的是毒箭
884
01:01:28,742 --> 01:01:29,658
毒箭?
885
01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:31,283
爹從來不用毒箭的
886
01:01:31,450 --> 01:01:33,617
一定是幻姬教他用的
887
01:01:33,658 --> 01:01:34,992
是幻姬?
888
01:01:35,033 --> 01:01:37,950
那玉女心經可能有解毒的方法
889
01:01:38,950 --> 01:01:42,200
好熱呀!好熱呀!
890
01:01:45,367 --> 01:01:46,700
有了
891
01:01:46,742 --> 01:01:48,825
烈火箭乃天下至淫至毒的毒箭
892
01:01:48,867 --> 01:01:52,200
中者全身發熱 陽物漲大
893
01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:54,158
若是半個時辰之內
894
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,617
無女性與之交合 陰陽調和
895
01:01:56,658 --> 01:02:01,825
中者必將全身爆裂 陽具爆血而死
896
01:02:03,867 --> 01:02:05,617
好陰毒!
897
01:02:07,075 --> 01:02:09,825
我…我背你到妓院去
898
01:02:09,867 --> 01:02:11,325
來不及了
899
01:02:11,367 --> 01:02:13,867
西門小兄弟 你快走
900
01:02:13,908 --> 01:02:16,867
算我鐵中棠命該如此
901
01:02:18,242 --> 01:02:20,783
好難受
902
01:02:27,242 --> 01:02:29,867
其實我是個女兒家
903
01:02:29,908 --> 01:02:31,658
是我把你救來的
904
01:02:31,700 --> 01:02:33,242
我不能眼看著你死啊
905
01:02:34,117 --> 01:02:36,492
我要是不救你 就沒有人能救你了
906
01:02:39,783 --> 01:02:43,367
可是我這身護甲 是打不開的
907
01:02:45,533 --> 01:02:47,492
我要借你的雁翔刀一用
908
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:54,867
不行 小兄弟 不…小姐 不行…
909
01:04:47,825 --> 01:04:49,825
小翠…
910
01:04:54,283 --> 01:04:56,533
小翠 出來呀
911
01:04:57,408 --> 01:04:58,242
相公回來啦
912
01:04:58,533 --> 01:05:01,658
那些王八蛋捕快全讓我殺光了
913
01:05:01,700 --> 01:05:03,408
相公真是智勇雙全
914
01:05:03,450 --> 01:05:05,783
快上來 我們喝杯酒慶賀慶賀
915
01:05:06,117 --> 01:05:07,992
好啊
916
01:05:13,325 --> 01:05:15,908
這是什麼酒啊?又香又醇!
917
01:05:16,242 --> 01:05:18,908
是波斯來的蝕骨銷魂酒
918
01:05:19,117 --> 01:05:22,783
喝完之後勁頭十足 特別暢快
919
01:05:23,158 --> 01:05:27,617
那可得多喝點了 用壺干吧
920
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:37,242
真是痛快!
921
01:05:53,742 --> 01:05:56,742
娘子 我們上床吧
922
01:06:06,617 --> 01:06:08,742
來呀 你來抓我吧
923
01:06:09,992 --> 01:06:12,408
好呀
924
01:06:20,325 --> 01:06:22,742
喂 別玩了 快過來吧
925
01:06:22,950 --> 01:06:24,408
我就不過來
926
01:06:24,617 --> 01:06:27,950
你看 像把劍一樣 不方便了嘛
927
01:06:28,867 --> 01:06:30,575
我才不管呢
928
01:06:30,658 --> 01:06:32,408
好 你這是吊我胃口
929
01:06:32,408 --> 01:06:35,367
我可六親不認 我要翻臉啦
930
01:06:35,408 --> 01:06:36,492
翻臉又怎麼樣
931
01:06:38,325 --> 01:06:42,492
這種酒叫蝕骨銷魂金槍不倒七日射血酒
932
01:06:42,533 --> 01:06:45,033
喝了會金槍不倒 不斷交合
933
01:06:45,075 --> 01:06:46,992
七日之後會射血而死
934
01:06:47,408 --> 01:06:50,533
如果要是一柱香的時間都沒有女人跟你交合
935
01:06:50,783 --> 01:06:52,492
你就會陽裂而死
936
01:06:52,867 --> 01:06:55,075
陽裂?就是屌斷啊?
937
01:06:55,117 --> 01:06:58,992
這就是你貪淫好色的報應
938
01:07:09,658 --> 01:07:11,825
不怕 還有三娘
939
01:07:19,242 --> 01:07:21,492
就剩半截了?
940
01:07:29,533 --> 01:07:31,450
好辛苦呀
941
01:07:31,492 --> 01:07:35,533
我要女人 我要女人呀!
942
01:07:35,575 --> 01:07:37,783
好辛苦呀…
943
01:07:37,825 --> 01:07:41,658
好痛呀…
944
01:08:18,658 --> 01:08:19,700
原來你們在這
945
01:08:19,867 --> 01:08:25,325
怎麼搞的?甩下我太不講義氣了
946
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:31,617
完了…
947
01:08:31,658 --> 01:08:33,825
護甲都劈開了 什麼都完了
948
01:08:33,867 --> 01:08:35,575
我們沒什麼的
949
01:08:37,325 --> 01:08:40,742
小兄弟 阿柔已經是我的妻子
950
01:08:40,783 --> 01:08:44,492
她捨身救我 我是絕對不會辜負她的
951
01:08:44,575 --> 01:08:45,700
我來遲一步
952
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:50,242
被你捷足先登了 你有種
953
01:08:50,658 --> 01:08:51,992
你別生氣
954
01:08:52,533 --> 01:08:54,450
這玉女心經我看過了
955
01:08:54,492 --> 01:08:57,450
知道幻姬練的是採陰補陽之術
956
01:08:57,492 --> 01:08:59,283
一到雷電交加之夜
957
01:08:59,283 --> 01:09:01,117
就會淫興大發
958
01:09:01,158 --> 01:09:05,200
幻化男女雙身吸取元陽元陰
959
01:09:05,242 --> 01:09:07,575
到達極樂境界之時
960
01:09:07,617 --> 01:09:09,242
也是最軟弱的時候
961
01:09:09,450 --> 01:09:11,533
我需要你合作
962
01:09:12,658 --> 01:09:15,033
你和阿柔回到西門山莊
963
01:09:15,283 --> 01:09:16,242
對付幻姬
964
01:09:16,617 --> 01:09:19,075
老實說 你說的話我不相信
965
01:09:19,117 --> 01:09:22,367
我要你幫忙 你幫不幫?
966
01:09:22,408 --> 01:09:23,783
幫
967
01:09:23,825 --> 01:09:25,742
大個子
968
01:09:25,783 --> 01:09:29,408
你也要我幫忙嗎?
969
01:09:30,158 --> 01:09:34,283
娘子 你回去 凡事要小心
970
01:09:50,533 --> 01:09:54,325
夫人 夫人
971
01:09:54,367 --> 01:09:55,533
什麼事?
972
01:09:55,575 --> 01:09:59,242
夫人 小姐跟花道少爺回來了
973
01:09:59,325 --> 01:10:01,950
真的?
974
01:10:02,492 --> 01:10:03,575
我爹他
975
01:10:03,617 --> 01:10:08,075
你爹得了急病 三天前已經去世了
976
01:10:08,575 --> 01:10:09,533
其他人呢?
977
01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:11,450
全都跑了
978
01:10:11,617 --> 01:10:13,367
現在剩下我一個人
979
01:10:13,408 --> 01:10:15,700
沒人為我作主
980
01:10:15,908 --> 01:10:17,867
我和花道在這兒住幾天
981
01:10:17,908 --> 01:10:20,533
一切後事 就由他打點
982
01:10:20,617 --> 01:10:22,825
謝謝花相公
983
01:10:26,117 --> 01:10:31,075
以後西門家 就只剩下我們兩個相依為命
984
01:11:20,283 --> 01:11:22,325
喂 不許偷看
985
01:11:22,367 --> 01:11:25,450
沒有 我脖子很酸 活動一下嘛
986
01:11:25,992 --> 01:11:28,117
叫你把風 你幹嘛看著我呀?
987
01:11:28,158 --> 01:11:29,158
外面鬼影也沒有
988
01:11:29,158 --> 01:11:31,575
天天洗澡洗兩個時辰你不累嗎?
989
01:11:31,617 --> 01:11:33,325
我感覺今天晚上一定有事
990
01:11:33,492 --> 01:11:35,075
閃電閃個不停的
991
01:11:35,367 --> 01:11:36,950
每次雷電交回就會有事發生
992
01:11:37,283 --> 01:11:39,658
我才不信鐵中棠的話呢
993
01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:42,283
為了替爹報仇 我什麼都願意做
994
01:11:42,325 --> 01:11:43,825
別把氣氛弄得那麼悲壯
995
01:11:43,867 --> 01:11:45,242
我都想撒尿了
996
01:11:45,450 --> 01:11:48,575
那你先出去吧 你出去我才可以出來嘛
997
01:11:48,617 --> 01:11:50,575
好吧
998
01:12:13,575 --> 01:12:15,700
花相公
999
01:12:19,950 --> 01:12:21,908
你去撒尿還帶著刀啊
1000
01:12:22,117 --> 01:12:23,533
難道怕別人強姦你?
1001
01:12:23,700 --> 01:12:27,158
不…不是 我是怕狗
1002
01:12:27,325 --> 01:12:29,617
我小時候撒尿經常被狗咬
1003
01:12:30,325 --> 01:12:34,242
你怎麼這麼晚了還不睡呢 是不是怕我…?
1004
01:12:34,283 --> 01:12:36,825
不是 當然不是 我怎麼會怕你呢?
1005
01:12:36,992 --> 01:12:38,867
那麼你怎麼不睡覺?
1006
01:12:40,242 --> 01:12:44,908
你看 雷電交回 風又大 我很害怕呀
1007
01:12:45,617 --> 01:12:49,617
怕什麼?你回房裏 被子蓋著頭就不會怕了
1008
01:12:49,867 --> 01:12:53,033
我連回房間也害怕
1009
01:12:53,075 --> 01:12:55,575
老爺就死在我房間裏
1010
01:12:55,617 --> 01:12:57,533
他死的時候樣子挺嚇人的
1011
01:12:57,658 --> 01:13:01,825
兩眼凸出來 很害怕 不過你陪我回房間去
1012
01:13:01,908 --> 01:13:04,117
我回房間了
1013
01:13:05,075 --> 01:13:07,658
我真的很害怕
1014
01:13:07,700 --> 01:13:09,617
你陪我回房間睡吧
1015
01:13:10,075 --> 01:13:11,242
陪你睡?
1016
01:13:11,283 --> 01:13:13,492
是呀
1017
01:13:13,533 --> 01:13:15,200
你不怕我…?
1018
01:13:15,242 --> 01:13:19,533
不怕 你是正人君子 我怎麼會怕呢
1019
01:13:19,825 --> 01:13:22,783
算你有眼光
1020
01:13:25,742 --> 01:13:28,908
這麼正點 要說他是男人變的
1021
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:31,492
怎麼說我也不信
1022
01:13:31,950 --> 01:13:34,617
那你答應了
1023
01:13:35,617 --> 01:13:41,325
大丈夫 護花有責 在下恭敬不如從命
1024
01:13:56,950 --> 01:14:00,992
小翠你怎麼了?怎麼哭了?
1025
01:14:01,617 --> 01:14:04,658
我怕 我怕你看不起我
1026
01:14:05,492 --> 01:14:06,117
怎麼會呢?
1027
01:14:06,283 --> 01:14:07,533
你會的
1028
01:14:08,033 --> 01:14:13,075
因為我連嫁了兩個男人 而且他們都死於非命
1029
01:14:13,117 --> 01:14:18,117
人家一定會說我是掃帚星 剋夫命
1030
01:14:19,908 --> 01:14:22,575
我兩次嫁人都是被逼的
1031
01:14:22,617 --> 01:14:25,033
只要找到我喜歡的男人真心愛我一夜
1032
01:14:25,242 --> 01:14:29,283
我就為他死
1033
01:14:29,783 --> 01:14:32,367
你不要說這樣的話
1034
01:14:33,033 --> 01:14:39,283
花相公 如果我說 你是我喜歡的男人
1035
01:14:39,325 --> 01:14:42,408
你會不會覺得…我很下賤
1036
01:14:43,075 --> 01:14:45,283
不會 怎麼會呢?
1037
01:14:45,533 --> 01:14:47,575
你會不會愛我一夜呢
1038
01:14:47,617 --> 01:14:50,200
助人為快樂之本
1039
01:14:50,242 --> 01:14:53,825
陪你一夜 我絕對願意
1040
01:15:06,783 --> 01:15:08,825
小弟弟 委屈你那麼久
1041
01:15:09,033 --> 01:15:12,367
今晚讓你好好樂一樂 對得起你了吧
1042
01:15:13,117 --> 01:15:14,908
花相公 我很冷呀!
1043
01:15:15,283 --> 01:15:18,200
不要緊 蓋床被子吧!
1044
01:15:38,992 --> 01:15:41,367
用力呀…!
1045
01:15:48,492 --> 01:15:52,408
為什麼突然那麼大的勁啊?
1046
01:15:52,700 --> 01:15:55,617
為什麼里面好像有東西要把我推出來一樣啊?
1047
01:15:56,242 --> 01:15:58,617
這個姿勢不行啊
1048
01:15:59,617 --> 01:16:01,450
喂 你拿什麼插我啊
1049
01:16:01,992 --> 01:16:03,367
痛啊…
1050
01:16:03,450 --> 01:16:06,283
救命呀…
1051
01:16:07,533 --> 01:16:09,533
放手…
1052
01:16:09,742 --> 01:16:10,450
救命呀…
1053
01:16:11,075 --> 01:16:14,367
小弟弟 放煙霧…
1054
01:16:20,492 --> 01:16:25,325
救命呀 放手…
1055
01:16:28,825 --> 01:16:31,367
救命呀!
1056
01:16:34,533 --> 01:16:37,700
妖孽 受死
1057
01:16:44,158 --> 01:16:44,950
怎麼樣 沒事吧?
1058
01:16:45,117 --> 01:16:46,033
沒事
1059
01:16:46,033 --> 01:16:47,158
怎麼會這樣?
1060
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:48,325
果然不出我所料
1061
01:16:48,367 --> 01:16:49,742
她吸取那麼多元陰
1062
01:16:49,783 --> 01:16:52,158
現在還想吸你的元陽
1063
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:53,742
你拿我做餌
1064
01:16:53,783 --> 01:16:56,450
只怪你好色之過 受不住迷惑
1065
01:16:56,492 --> 01:16:59,992
你最好找個地方躲起來 我去收拾它
1066
01:17:00,867 --> 01:17:02,742
你去哪?
1067
01:17:02,783 --> 01:17:04,617
我怎麼辦呀?
1068
01:17:49,658 --> 01:17:51,617
鐵中棠 怎麼樣 擺平了沒有?
1069
01:17:51,658 --> 01:17:52,533
被她跑了
1070
01:17:52,658 --> 01:17:53,533
那怎麼辦?
1071
01:17:53,658 --> 01:17:56,783
你去看著阿柔 啊…
1072
01:18:03,075 --> 01:18:04,325
想抓我?
1073
01:18:04,367 --> 01:18:06,950
鐵中棠 你受死吧
1074
01:18:33,075 --> 01:18:35,117
淫人妻子那麼開心
1075
01:18:35,158 --> 01:18:38,367
那我這就去淫你最喜歡的女人
1076
01:18:38,492 --> 01:18:42,408
享樂玩了回來我再淫你
1077
01:18:42,408 --> 01:18:45,075
你就慢慢的等著吧…
1078
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:03,742
這杯酒 你爹喝了以後就爆陽死了
1079
01:19:03,783 --> 01:19:05,367
現在該你喝了
1080
01:19:05,408 --> 01:19:09,450
你喝下去之後 會欲僊欲死
1081
01:19:09,492 --> 01:19:12,033
然後我和你交合
1082
01:19:12,033 --> 01:19:14,283
大家就會有極大的樂趣
1083
01:19:14,492 --> 01:19:16,033
到你高潮的時候
1084
01:19:16,367 --> 01:19:18,617
我就吸盡你的元陰
1085
01:19:18,658 --> 01:19:22,367
讓你在極樂中死去
1086
01:19:38,617 --> 01:19:39,700
你有感覺了吧?
1087
01:19:40,075 --> 01:19:43,283
你的臉開始發燙 下面開始濕了
1088
01:20:26,575 --> 01:20:28,033
怎樣呀?
1089
01:20:28,075 --> 01:20:29,783
我練成了玉女心經
1090
01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:31,825
就成為雌雄同體
1091
01:20:31,867 --> 01:20:35,867
可以是最美麗的女人 也可以是最粗礦的男人
1092
01:20:36,450 --> 01:20:41,992
我的陽物會令你享受到欲僊欲死的極樂滋味
1093
01:20:44,325 --> 01:20:47,450
親親我的波
1094
01:21:06,783 --> 01:21:08,825
親我…
1095
01:21:14,242 --> 01:21:17,533
往下一點…
1096
01:21:32,575 --> 01:21:35,992
不要呀 不要
1097
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:53,325
自從盤古開天僻地以來
1098
01:21:53,533 --> 01:21:54,992
就是靠這件陽物
1099
01:21:54,992 --> 01:21:58,200
為男女之間帶來無數極樂的日子
1100
01:21:58,242 --> 01:21:59,575
你要極樂境界
1101
01:21:59,617 --> 01:22:04,200
就要好好的愛護它 親近它
1102
01:22:05,117 --> 01:22:07,200
天下婦人都是這樣
1103
01:22:07,242 --> 01:22:09,408
開始的時候都說不要
1104
01:22:09,450 --> 01:22:13,325
到後來 就只剩下一個好字
1105
01:22:17,158 --> 01:22:18,408
我很舒服
1106
01:22:18,450 --> 01:22:20,367
很開心
1107
01:22:20,408 --> 01:22:22,117
原來男女交合
1108
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:24,867
可以有這麼大的快樂
1109
01:22:24,908 --> 01:22:29,033
可是玉女心經裏面有幾頁提到 採陰補陽
1110
01:22:29,075 --> 01:22:30,492
勝負生死
1111
01:22:30,533 --> 01:22:33,908
分別在於某一方先到達極樂境界
1112
01:22:33,950 --> 01:22:36,700
女方先到 元陰被男方攝去
1113
01:22:37,158 --> 01:22:40,908
男方先洩 元陽就盡歸女方
1114
01:22:40,950 --> 01:22:41,742
我不可以先到
1115
01:22:41,908 --> 01:22:44,242
我要忍
1116
01:22:47,117 --> 01:22:49,783
你爹自命淫盡天下妻女
1117
01:22:49,908 --> 01:22:51,700
卻無人敢淫他的妻女
1118
01:22:51,742 --> 01:22:54,617
現在他的妻女 都被我淫盡了
1119
01:22:54,658 --> 01:22:56,992
真是天理循環
1120
01:23:02,700 --> 01:23:04,908
這個女子的肌膚滑不溜手
1121
01:23:04,950 --> 01:23:06,158
玉門緊湊
1122
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:09,075
跟她交合真是至高境界
1123
01:23:09,117 --> 01:23:10,658
我很想洩
1124
01:23:10,700 --> 01:23:13,950
可是我一定要守住元陽 元陽一洩
1125
01:23:14,158 --> 01:23:17,450
我採補女性元陰九十八人積聚的功力
1126
01:23:17,492 --> 01:23:19,450
就會一朝喪盡
1127
01:23:20,825 --> 01:23:23,783
我要換蟬附翼的姿勢
1128
01:24:07,033 --> 01:24:09,075
我的快感愈來愈強了
1129
01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:11,492
不行 我要反客為主
1130
01:24:11,533 --> 01:24:12,992
讓她先洩
1131
01:24:13,033 --> 01:24:14,867
反攝她的元陽
1132
01:24:14,908 --> 01:24:17,908
不然我就會被她吸盡元陰而死
1133
01:24:17,950 --> 01:24:21,117
我要用觀音坐蓮這一招
1134
01:24:35,992 --> 01:24:39,908
我要贏 我耍打敗她為爹報仇
1135
01:24:47,117 --> 01:24:49,325
真舒服呀
1136
01:25:28,033 --> 01:25:29,533
我不能讓她繼續
1137
01:25:29,575 --> 01:25:31,492
我要洩了
1138
01:25:32,783 --> 01:25:33,825
真的很舒服呀
1139
01:25:34,158 --> 01:25:35,825
我要洩了
1140
01:25:37,117 --> 01:25:38,700
我要洩了
1141
01:25:52,325 --> 01:25:53,825
你輸了
1142
01:25:53,867 --> 01:25:56,242
你想不到我也學了玉女心經吧
1143
01:25:56,283 --> 01:25:59,033
你的元陽已經被我吸盡了
1144
01:26:11,367 --> 01:26:16,325
想不到你會死在鐵中棠的雁翔刀之下
1145
01:26:18,283 --> 01:26:20,158
你沒事吧
1146
01:26:46,033 --> 01:26:48,700
走吧 我們走了
1147
01:26:50,075 --> 01:26:51,908
來
1148
01:26:55,617 --> 01:26:57,908
西門堅他不信因果
1149
01:26:57,950 --> 01:26:59,450
堅持行淫
1150
01:26:59,492 --> 01:27:01,325
結果妻子兒女
1151
01:27:01,367 --> 01:27:03,783
全部被幻姬所淫
1152
01:27:03,992 --> 01:27:06,367
只有西門柔宅心仁厚
1153
01:27:06,533 --> 01:27:07,575
雖然失身
1154
01:27:07,783 --> 01:27:09,575
但是逃出生天
1155
01:27:09,617 --> 01:27:13,783
因果之說 真是信不信由人
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