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Now hear this!
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Now hear this!
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Reveille!
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I repeat!
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Reveille!
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Attention all hands!
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Because another cigarette butt...
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...has been found in the container
of the Captain's palm tree...
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...there will be no movies again tonight.
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That is all.
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All right, hit the deck!
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Rise and shine! Greet the new day!
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Off your hock and grab your sock!
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Okay, Chief, you've done your duty.
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Now get your big fat cat out of here!
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Now hear this!
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Now hear this!
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'C' and 'E' and 'S' divisions...
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...and all pharmacist mates
will air bedding today.
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Positively!
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Doc, what are you doin' up so early?
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l heard you were working cargo today,
so l thought l'd get ready.
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On days when work's to be done, l can
always count on a big turnout at sick hall.
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l attract some very rare diseases
on cargo day.
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That day when they knew you had
five ships to load...
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...l was greeted with six more cases
of ''beriberi''...
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...''double beriberi'' this time.
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So help me, l'm going down
to the ship's library...
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...and throw that old copy
of Moby Dick overboard.
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What are you giving them these days
for ''double beriberi''?
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Aspirin, what else?
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Something wrong, Doug?
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We missed you when you went
on watch last night.
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l gave young Ensign Pulver another drink
of alcohol in orange juice...
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...and it inspired him to relate
further amorous feats of his.
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Did he tell you about the time
he overwhelmed a 45-year-old maiden...
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...by the simple tactic of being the first
man in her life to ask her a direct question?
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No, but some of the things he related
positively bordered on the supernatural.
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l don't know what to do
about young Pulver.
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Perhaps l should report his record
to the American Medical Association?
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There is something wrong, isn't there?
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l've been up all night, Doc.
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What's the matter? What is it?
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l saw something last night
that just about knocked me out.
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What happened?
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l was up on the bridge.
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l was just standing there
looking out to sea.
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l couldn't bear look at that island anymore.
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All of a sudden l noticed something, little
black specks crawling across the horizon.
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l looked through the glasses
and it was a formation of our ships...
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...that stretched for miles.
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Carriers, and battleships and cans.
A whole task force, Doc.
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Why didn't you break me out?
l've never seen a battleship.
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They came out and passed
within a half mile of that reef.
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Carriers so big
they blacked out half the sky.
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Battlewagons sliding along, dead quiet.
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l could see the men on the bridges.
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And this is what knocked me out, Doc:
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Somehow...
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...l thought l was on those bridges.
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l thought l was riding west
across the Pacific.
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l watched 'em till they were out of sight.
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And l was right there on those bridges
all the time.
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l know how that must have hurt, Doug.
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And then l looked down from our bridge
and saw our captain's palm tree.
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Our trophy for superior achievement!
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The Admiral John J. Finchley Award
for delivering...
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...more toothpaste than toilet paper...
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...than any other navy cargo ship
in the safe area of the Pacific!
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-Read this, Doc. See how it sounds.
-What is it?
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My application for transfer.
l've been rewriting it since l got off watch.
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-Another?
-This one's different.
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l'm trying something new.
A stronger wording. Read it carefully.
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''From Lieutenant J.G. Douglas Roberts
to Bureau of Naval Personnel.
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''April 16, 1945.
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''Subject: Change of duty request form.''
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-Boy, this is sheer poetry!
-Go on, Doc.
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''For two years and four months
l've served on this vessel as cargo officer.
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''l feel my continued service aboard can
only reduce my usefulness to the Navy...
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''...and increase disharmony
aboard this ship.''
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How about that?
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''lt is therefore urgently requested...
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''...that l be ordered to combat duty,
preferably aboard a destroyer.''
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l've got a chance, haven't l?
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Listen, Doug....
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You've been sending in a letter
every week for goodness knows how long.
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Every week, the Captain screams
like a stuck pig...
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...''disapproves'' your letter and forwards it.
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That's just my point, Doc.
He does forward it--
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The captain of a Navy ship is the most
absolute monarch left in this world.
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l know that.
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lf he endorsed any letters ''approved,''
your orders would come through like that.
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But ''disapproved,'' you haven't a prayer.
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You're stuck on this old bucket. Face it.
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lt's still a chance, Doc. lt's still a chance.
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l'm sorry you ever saw that task force.
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l've got to go down to my hypochondriacs.
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-Good morning, Mr. Roberts.
-Good morning, Dowdy.
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lt's hotter up here than it is
down in that mess hall.
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Look at that cruddy island! Smell it!
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lt's so hot it already smells like a hog pen.
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Think we'll get out of here today?
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l don't know. There are three LCMs
coming alongside for supplies.
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Are they getting up yet?
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Yeah, they're startin' to stumble around
down there, the poor, punch-drunk....
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When are you goin' to the Captain again
and ask him to give this crew a liberty?
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These guys ain't been off this ship
for over a year except on duty.
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The last time l asked the Captain
was last night.
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-What'd he say?
-He said ''no''!
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We've gotta get these guys ashore.
They're goin' Asiatic.
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When you see him again, Mr. Roberts....
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You know l will, Dowdy.
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ln the meantime,
have Dolan type that up for me.
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Your letter? Yes, sir.
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Now hear this! Now hear this!
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Sweepers, man your brooms.
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Give her a clean sweep-down fore and aft.
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Sweep down all ladders
and all passageways.
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Do not throw trash over the fantail.
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Now sick call will commence immediately.
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Now.
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When l woke up this morning--
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And remembered you were working cargo.
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Continue.
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Honest, Doc, l couldn't even straighten up.
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l guess it's the old appendix again.
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That appendix of yours
certainly gets around.
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Now it's on the wrong side.
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Two aspirin! Mark for duty. Next.
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Aspirin? For a floating appendix, Doc?
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Yeah, it's the latest thing.
l'll have one with you. Next!
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Well, where do you hurt?
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lt's my head, Doc. lt's my head.
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Dizzy?
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lt's terrible!
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Ringing in your ears?
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-Well, l mean it's all the time, Doc.
-Like bells?
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That's it, Doc, like bells!
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Like that, Doc.
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How do they go, ''dong-dong,'' ''ding-ding,''
or ''ding-dong''? lt's important.
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''Ding-dong''? ''Dong-ding''?
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No second guessing. Too bad.
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They should go ''dong-dong.''
One aspirin! Mark for duty.
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There is now available at the ship's store
a small supply of peanut brittle.
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The ship's store will be open
from 1300 to 1315.
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lnsigna, l've got a real special job for you.
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You stay right here
and clean these binoculars for the bridge.
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Let me work up forward, Chief.
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l don't want to be around this crud,
Mannion.
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-Yeah, Chief, take lnsigna with you.
-Get lost!
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Cut it out, the both of you!
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l'm tired of you two bellyachin'!
Now go on and get scrapin'!
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Which end of these binoculars
do you look through?
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l guess it's optional, lnsigna.
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lt depends on what size eyeball you've got.
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What time would it be in San Francisco?
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About midnight last night.
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Midnight last night?
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The Japs must have took over that island!
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There's a red and white flag
on that new building.
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Japs? We ain't been
within 5,000 miles of any Japs.
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Japs, you hear that, Wiley?
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Smart, ain't he?
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That's a hospital flag.
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They've got a fancy building on that island.
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Yeah, they've got big windows and--
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Holy Cow!
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Holy Cow! They've got nurses
on that island!
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That nurse, she's taking a shower!
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Look! On the second story.
She's a blonde! See?
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-Get off my back!
-Knock it off!
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l've never seen such a beautiful girl!
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She sure is taking a long time
in that shower.
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Yeah, honey....
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Come on over here by the window!
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How do you use this thing?
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There's another one over by the wash basin
taking a shampoo!
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Oh, she's got a bathrobe on.
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What a stupid way to take a shampoo,
with a bathrobe on!
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What's stupid about it?
Do you think she wants to--
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-Wow!
-Please, fellas! Come on!
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-Didn't l tell you she was beautiful?
-Yeah, man!
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l can't even see the island.
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Well, so long, blondie!
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There goes the other one!
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lmagine that pig not takin' a shower?
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Come on, girls, who's next?
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l'm getting it! l'm getting it, yeah!
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But there ain't no one in there now.
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Hey, try mine!
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They must think we got
nothing better to do than stand here.
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Do you see anything?
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No, you've been panting on the lens.
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These glasses is gettin' heavy!
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We're wasting manpower. Let's take turns.
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l'll take the first watch.
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Look!
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There goes a sea gull.
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Look at 'em now, will you!
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See anything, Mannion?
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They're gone.
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Why, you dirty miserable cheat!
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Oh, it's too bad! There were three
a minute ago. One was about to take--
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Peepin' Tom.
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Knock it off!
lnsigna, did you hear me? Knock it off!
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Wiley, get out of here!
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Stop it!
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l'll kill him! Do you hear me? l'll kill him!
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All right. Get below, all of you,
and slosh your heads!
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Hold it right there, Mister!
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What's that man doing on deck
without a shirt?
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l was just speaking to him about that,
Captain.
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l want that man put on report. l don't
want no one on deck without a shirt.
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ls that clearly understood?
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All right, keep your shirt on.
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All of you.
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Last night, down in the compartment,
l stopped three of them fights...
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...worse than that.
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They've gotta have a liberty, Mr. Roberts.
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Yeah, they sure do.
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Call a boat for me. l'm going ashore.
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-What are you gonna do?
-l just got a new angle.
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You're not goin' over the Captain's head?
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No, l'm goin' around his end.
Get the lead out, Dowdy.
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''lf l could be with you
One hour tonight
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''lf l was free to do
The things l might
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''l'm tellin' you true
l'd be anything but blue
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''lf l could be with you''
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Hey, what's new, Doug boy?
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l'm going to take a launch
over to the island.
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Over to the island?
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Hey, how would you like some company?
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l'll go get some aspirin for Doc
at the new hospital they're building.
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What's the matter?
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Why, Frank Thurlowe Pulver...
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...you mean to say you'd be willing
to unglue yourself from that sack...
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...to do a favor for someone else?
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Let's not have any more
of that usual attitude towards Pulver boy!
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l said one simple thing--
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Okay, Frank, okay. Hurry up.
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Just in case, Pulver boy. Just in case!
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See you later, Doug boy.
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Welcome aboard!
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00:21:50,921 --> 00:21:53,321
Oh, my goodness! Attention!
245
00:21:53,390 --> 00:21:56,826
This is gonna be all right. You girls
just got in here, huh? Where're you from?
246
00:21:56,894 --> 00:21:58,794
No, don't tell me. Let me guess.
247
00:21:59,864 --> 00:22:01,729
How many of you girls are there?
248
00:22:01,799 --> 00:22:04,597
Captain, aren't you gonna answer
our salute?
249
00:22:06,203 --> 00:22:09,263
Sure, yeah.
lf it'll make you feel any happier.
250
00:22:10,174 --> 00:22:12,335
We thought maybe we were
doing it wrong, Captain.
251
00:22:12,409 --> 00:22:14,604
You see, we haven't had much experience.
252
00:22:14,745 --> 00:22:16,178
Well, that's wonderful.
253
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,608
ls that your battleship
in the harbor, Captain?
254
00:22:21,719 --> 00:22:23,414
Not exactly. No.
255
00:22:25,155 --> 00:22:28,818
ls there anything you want?
l mean, anything in particular?
256
00:22:29,393 --> 00:22:33,420
No. Nothing l can think of, in particular.
257
00:22:34,031 --> 00:22:37,831
Oh, aspirin! What am l saying?
l've got a requisition right here.
258
00:22:37,935 --> 00:22:40,631
All right, right this way.
Get back to work, men.
259
00:22:40,771 --> 00:22:41,829
Carry on, men.
260
00:22:48,646 --> 00:22:51,843
-l'm actually not captain of that AK.
-No kidding.
261
00:22:52,716 --> 00:22:53,978
l'm the Exec.
262
00:22:54,652 --> 00:22:58,611
-Certainly must have a lot of ''b.f.''
-Who me? What do you mean--
263
00:22:59,089 --> 00:23:03,150
Battle fatigue. With all this aspirin.
Seen a lot of action?
264
00:23:04,194 --> 00:23:07,925
Well, l sure as heck haven't seen
much action this past year.
265
00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:13,125
You mean battle action?
Well, l got a little shrapnel in my left leg.
266
00:23:13,370 --> 00:23:15,031
lt gives me a twinge now and then.
267
00:23:15,105 --> 00:23:17,903
-l hear that scotch works wonders.
-You like scotch?
268
00:23:19,376 --> 00:23:22,345
l was acquiring a taste for it
before they shipped us out.
269
00:23:22,413 --> 00:23:24,404
-Here is your aspirin.
-Thanks.
270
00:23:24,915 --> 00:23:28,749
Would you like to come out to the ship
this afternoon?
271
00:23:29,053 --> 00:23:30,077
Sorry.
272
00:23:30,287 --> 00:23:33,518
lt just so happens l have a bottle
of Red Label in my cabin.
273
00:23:33,791 --> 00:23:36,191
Have a shore boat at the dock
at 1800 minus ten.
274
00:23:36,260 --> 00:23:38,888
Oh, will l? 1800 minus ten.
275
00:23:39,863 --> 00:23:41,763
-That's ten minutes to six.
-Yeah.
276
00:23:42,866 --> 00:23:44,857
l see l caught your interest.
277
00:23:46,370 --> 00:23:50,704
l don't want these other girls to hear,
but if you were to come over alone...
278
00:23:50,774 --> 00:23:52,639
...this afternoon....
279
00:23:55,946 --> 00:23:57,709
Here's your letter. l typed it up.
280
00:23:57,781 --> 00:24:00,648
Just sign your old John Henry here
and l'll take it to the Captain.
281
00:24:00,718 --> 00:24:03,881
Then hold your ears. Mr. Roberts?
282
00:24:05,556 --> 00:24:09,856
lt's only you, Ensign Pulver.
What are you doing in Mr. Roberts' locker?
283
00:24:10,427 --> 00:24:13,726
There was a shoebox in there somewhere.
l can't find it.
284
00:24:14,131 --> 00:24:17,567
Somebody stole it, that's all.
There's just nothin' they'll stop at!
285
00:24:17,735 --> 00:24:19,896
Broken right into the sanctity
of a man's own locker!
286
00:24:19,970 --> 00:24:22,598
ls Mr. Roberts back from the island yet?
287
00:24:23,007 --> 00:24:25,441
As soon as he gets back,
have him sign this baby.
288
00:24:26,977 --> 00:24:30,913
What is it? lt's the best letter
Mr. Roberts wrote yet.
289
00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:34,818
lt's gonna blow the old man
right through the overhead!
290
00:24:35,352 --> 00:24:37,513
This letter's liable to get him transferred.
291
00:24:37,588 --> 00:24:40,489
-Let me see that.
-Get a load of this line right here.
292
00:24:41,625 --> 00:24:44,059
''lncrease disharmony aboard this ship.''
293
00:24:44,161 --> 00:24:45,628
Ain't that a kick?
294
00:24:46,630 --> 00:24:49,963
l can't wait to jab this baby
in the old man's face.
295
00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:53,564
You know how he gets sick
when he gets extra mad at Mr. Roberts.
296
00:24:54,705 --> 00:24:58,106
When l deliver this letter,
l'm gonna take along a wastebasket.
297
00:24:58,542 --> 00:25:00,635
Let me know when Mr. Roberts gets back.
298
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,881
lt was the most vicious fight
you ever saw in your life.
299
00:25:11,955 --> 00:25:16,358
Even after Dowdy and l broke up the fight,
l figured l had to do something right away.
300
00:25:16,527 --> 00:25:19,223
Frank, has Dolan been in here
with my letter?
301
00:25:19,797 --> 00:25:23,233
l don't know, Doug boy.
l just came in here myself.
302
00:25:23,901 --> 00:25:25,869
Doug, you don't know anyone
on that island, do you?
303
00:25:25,936 --> 00:25:29,997
Yeah, the port director. The guy
who decides where to send this ship next.
304
00:25:30,574 --> 00:25:32,235
A liberty port, for instance.
305
00:25:32,643 --> 00:25:36,443
Dowdy tipped me off. He used to drink
a quart of scotch every day of his life.
306
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,474
You didn't give that shoebox to that
port director?
307
00:25:39,550 --> 00:25:41,916
l did, compliments of the Captain.
308
00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:45,115
You've been hoarding a quart of scotch
in a shoebox?
309
00:25:45,422 --> 00:25:48,152
l was gonna break it out
the day l get off this ship.
310
00:25:49,026 --> 00:25:50,357
Resurrection day!
311
00:25:50,928 --> 00:25:53,761
You wasted that bottle of scotch
on a man?
312
00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:58,591
Will you name me another sex
within 1,000 miles?
313
00:25:59,169 --> 00:26:00,898
What's eating you anyway, Frank?
314
00:26:01,472 --> 00:26:04,168
Well, look at the fancy pillows!
315
00:26:06,176 --> 00:26:08,576
-Somebody expecting company?
-Good Lord!
316
00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:14,740
'' Toujours l'amour.''
''Souvenir of San Diego.'' ''Oh, you kid! ''
317
00:26:16,153 --> 00:26:18,121
''Tonight or never.''
318
00:26:18,722 --> 00:26:21,418
''Compliments of
the American Harvester Company.''
319
00:26:22,593 --> 00:26:25,585
''We plow deep while others sleep.''
320
00:26:30,801 --> 00:26:35,135
Doc, that new hospital hasn't got nurses,
has it?
321
00:26:35,706 --> 00:26:37,173
lt didn't have yesterday.
322
00:26:37,241 --> 00:26:38,936
lt has today.
323
00:26:40,544 --> 00:26:43,104
How did you find out that they were there?
324
00:26:43,780 --> 00:26:46,180
lt just came to me all of a sudden.
325
00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:50,578
l was lying on my bunk here
this morning, thinking.
326
00:26:51,822 --> 00:26:54,382
And there wasn't a breath of air.
327
00:26:54,725 --> 00:26:57,888
All of a sudden a funny thing happened.
A little breeze came up.
328
00:26:58,428 --> 00:27:00,692
l took a big deep breath and said to myself:
329
00:27:00,764 --> 00:27:03,164
''Pulver boy,
there's women on that island! ''
330
00:27:06,937 --> 00:27:11,601
Doc, you know a thing like that could make
a bird dog real self-conscious.
331
00:27:13,076 --> 00:27:15,010
They flew in last night. Knockouts!
332
00:27:15,078 --> 00:27:19,071
And one big blonde especially. Of course,
she went for me right away. Naturally.
333
00:27:19,349 --> 00:27:22,147
So l started to turn on the old personality,
and l said:
334
00:27:22,252 --> 00:27:25,380
''Will nothing make you come out
to the ship with me?''
335
00:27:25,455 --> 00:27:29,357
And she said,
''Yes, there is one thing and one thing only:
336
00:27:30,527 --> 00:27:32,927
''A good stiff drink of scotch.''
337
00:27:37,501 --> 00:27:40,265
l'm sorry, Frank. l'm really sorry.
338
00:27:41,071 --> 00:27:42,971
Your first assignment in a year.
339
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,703
l was gonna bring her right in here.
l had all my old pillows out.
340
00:27:48,011 --> 00:27:50,605
l'd slip her a couple of fast slugs
of scotch and....
341
00:27:51,782 --> 00:27:55,081
Without that scotch she wouldn't--
She just wouldn't, that's all!
342
00:28:00,057 --> 00:28:03,390
Doc, let's make some scotch.
343
00:28:04,428 --> 00:28:05,292
Scotch?
344
00:28:05,362 --> 00:28:07,830
As naval officers,
we're supposed to be resourceful.
345
00:28:07,898 --> 00:28:11,299
Frank here's got a great opportunity.
Let's fix him up.
346
00:28:13,136 --> 00:28:14,125
Right.
347
00:28:16,173 --> 00:28:19,506
Frank, where is the rest of that alcohol
we were drinking last night?
348
00:28:24,181 --> 00:28:27,241
-Now, that ain't even the right color.
-Quiet, boy.
349
00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:29,677
Color?
350
00:28:31,088 --> 00:28:32,521
Coke. You got any?
351
00:28:32,756 --> 00:28:36,920
l haven't seen a Coke in four months.
No, it's five months.
352
00:28:44,835 --> 00:28:46,325
l forgot l had it.
353
00:28:53,377 --> 00:28:55,004
What shade would you like?
354
00:28:55,779 --> 00:28:56,871
Shade?
355
00:28:57,481 --> 00:28:58,778
Pale, smokey?
356
00:28:59,116 --> 00:29:01,175
Well, l told her Red Label.
357
00:29:15,932 --> 00:29:17,695
-Red Label?
-Red Label.
358
00:29:18,402 --> 00:29:21,132
lt may look like it,
but it sure won't taste like it.
359
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:27,640
Doc, what does scotch taste like?
360
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,313
lt tastes like....
361
00:29:33,350 --> 00:29:36,148
You know what it's always tasted
a little like to me?
362
00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:38,044
lodine.
363
00:29:39,323 --> 00:29:40,688
Of course.
364
00:29:47,030 --> 00:29:49,863
One drop of iodine, for taste.
365
00:29:58,675 --> 00:30:00,006
Let me try that.
366
00:30:02,679 --> 00:30:04,670
This calls for a medical opinion.
367
00:30:10,787 --> 00:30:11,947
How about it?
368
00:30:13,690 --> 00:30:15,248
We're on the right track.
369
00:30:16,026 --> 00:30:20,360
Now we need something extra for age.
What have you got there, Doug?
370
00:30:21,365 --> 00:30:25,529
Seltzer, some fruit salts, hair tonic....
371
00:30:26,303 --> 00:30:29,864
Hair tonic! That's got a coal tar base.
372
00:30:33,977 --> 00:30:36,309
One drop of hair tonic, for age.
373
00:30:38,448 --> 00:30:40,609
That'll age the daylights out of it.
374
00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:44,209
That's it!
375
00:30:58,135 --> 00:31:00,569
You know, it does taste a little like scotch.
376
00:31:05,609 --> 00:31:07,076
Do you know, it does.
377
00:31:13,917 --> 00:31:16,579
That dumb little blonde will never know
the difference!
378
00:31:16,686 --> 00:31:19,484
All right, Frank,
Doug and l made the scotch...
379
00:31:20,424 --> 00:31:21,982
...the nurse is your department.
380
00:31:22,058 --> 00:31:25,152
''She won't know the difference
She won't know the difference''
381
00:31:25,295 --> 00:31:26,284
Thanks, Doc.
382
00:31:26,430 --> 00:31:29,092
''She'll never know the difference''
383
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,498
You won't know the difference,
will you, baby?
384
00:31:32,569 --> 00:31:35,265
No, you won't. No, you won't.
385
00:31:36,106 --> 00:31:37,698
Thank you, Doc. Thanks, Doug.
386
00:31:39,042 --> 00:31:40,737
Gee, you guys are wonderful to me.
387
00:31:40,811 --> 00:31:43,371
Don't mention it.
l think you almost deserve it.
388
00:31:43,780 --> 00:31:47,272
You do really? Or are you just givin' me
the old needle again?
389
00:31:48,819 --> 00:31:51,617
What do you really think of me? Honestly.
390
00:31:56,593 --> 00:31:58,788
Frank, l like you.
391
00:31:59,696 --> 00:32:02,756
There's no getting around the fact
you're a real likeable guy.
392
00:32:04,267 --> 00:32:05,700
-But....
-But what?
393
00:32:06,736 --> 00:32:11,105
Well, l also think
you're the most hapless, lazy...
394
00:32:12,476 --> 00:32:15,445
...disorganized and, in general,
the most lecherous person...
395
00:32:15,512 --> 00:32:17,070
...l've ever known in my life.
396
00:32:17,147 --> 00:32:19,081
-l am not!
-You're not what?
397
00:32:19,149 --> 00:32:20,480
l'm not disorganized.
398
00:32:20,584 --> 00:32:23,781
Have you ever in your life
finished one thing you set out to do?
399
00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:25,754
You sleep 16 hours a day.
400
00:32:26,223 --> 00:32:28,919
You pretend you want me to improve
your mind, but you've not finished a book...
401
00:32:28,992 --> 00:32:31,460
-...l've given you to read.
-l finished God's Little Acre.
402
00:32:31,528 --> 00:32:32,756
l didn't give you that.
403
00:32:32,829 --> 00:32:36,094
He's been reading God's Little Acre
for over a year now.
404
00:32:36,433 --> 00:32:40,164
He's underlined every erotic passage
and added exclamation points.
405
00:32:40,670 --> 00:32:45,300
And after a certain pornographic climax
he's inserted the words: ''Well written! ''
406
00:32:46,910 --> 00:32:50,107
You're the laundry and morale officer.
l doubt if you've ever seen the laundry!
407
00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:51,613
l was down there last week!
408
00:32:51,681 --> 00:32:53,945
-And you're scared of the Captain.
-l am not!
409
00:32:54,117 --> 00:32:57,416
Then why do you hide in the passageway
every time you see him coming?
410
00:32:57,587 --> 00:33:01,387
l am not. l'm scared of myself.
Scared of what l might do to him.
411
00:33:01,458 --> 00:33:03,289
What you might do to him!
412
00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:06,254
He lies in his sack all day long
and bores me silly...
413
00:33:06,329 --> 00:33:08,820
...with great moronic plots
against the Captain.
414
00:33:09,032 --> 00:33:10,363
He's never carried out one of them.
415
00:33:10,433 --> 00:33:12,765
-l haven't, huh?
-No, Frank, you haven't.
416
00:33:13,270 --> 00:33:16,967
Whatever happened to those marbles you
were gonna put in the Captain's overhead...
417
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,941
...so they'd roll around all night
and keep him awake?
418
00:33:21,444 --> 00:33:23,708
Now you've gone too far!
419
00:33:26,349 --> 00:33:28,214
Now you've asked for it!
420
00:33:38,795 --> 00:33:40,228
What does that look like?
421
00:33:41,164 --> 00:33:42,722
Five marbles.
422
00:33:45,001 --> 00:33:46,901
l've got another one in my pocket.
423
00:33:47,837 --> 00:33:48,929
Six...
424
00:33:50,006 --> 00:33:50,995
...marbles.
425
00:33:53,877 --> 00:33:56,675
l'm looking for marbles all day long!
426
00:34:03,353 --> 00:34:06,151
You asked me what l thought of you.
Well, l'll tell you.
427
00:34:06,423 --> 00:34:09,449
The day you finish one thing
you've started to do...
428
00:34:09,993 --> 00:34:13,554
...the day you actually put those marbles
in the Captain's overhead...
429
00:34:13,930 --> 00:34:15,830
...then have the guts to knock
on his door and say...
430
00:34:15,899 --> 00:34:18,094
...''Captain, l put those marbles there! ''...
431
00:34:18,868 --> 00:34:21,598
...that's the day
l'll have some respect for you.
432
00:34:22,072 --> 00:34:24,540
That's the day l'll look up to you as a man.
433
00:34:25,609 --> 00:34:26,598
Okay?
434
00:34:28,578 --> 00:34:29,567
Okay.
435
00:34:33,049 --> 00:34:35,517
Where's Dolan with my letter?
l'm gonna go find him.
436
00:34:35,585 --> 00:34:36,643
Wait a minute, Doug.
437
00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:38,984
l wouldn't send a letter like that in
if l were you.
438
00:34:39,055 --> 00:34:42,252
You'll get yourself in trouble saying
things like ''disharmony aboard this ship.''
439
00:34:44,294 --> 00:34:47,786
You know, if you did say ''disharmony,''
or ''harmony'' or....
440
00:34:47,864 --> 00:34:49,798
-Where's that letter?
-l don't know.
441
00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:52,093
What's the big idea?
442
00:34:52,168 --> 00:34:54,636
l just wanted to talk to you
before you signed it.
443
00:34:55,739 --> 00:34:58,537
Please don't sign that letter, Doug.
Now, please don't.
444
00:34:58,842 --> 00:35:01,777
They'll transfer you.
You'll get your can shot off, boy.
445
00:35:02,812 --> 00:35:06,578
Doc, will you tell him what you told me
last night, about how stupid he is?
446
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:12,313
Yes, Doc. Maybe you'd like
to tell me to my face.
447
00:35:14,624 --> 00:35:15,591
Yes, l would.
448
00:35:16,459 --> 00:35:18,620
You are stupid, Doug, and l can prove it.
449
00:35:18,962 --> 00:35:21,260
You quit medical school
just to get into this thing...
450
00:35:21,331 --> 00:35:23,765
...when you could be saving lives today.
Why?
451
00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:26,494
Has it ever occurred to you
that the guys fighting this war...
452
00:35:26,569 --> 00:35:28,264
...might also be saving lives?
453
00:35:28,672 --> 00:35:30,435
Your's and mine, for instance.
454
00:35:30,507 --> 00:35:32,839
l'd rather practice that kind of medicine.
455
00:35:32,976 --> 00:35:34,500
That's exactly what you're doing!
456
00:35:34,577 --> 00:35:35,703
Are you kidding?
457
00:35:35,779 --> 00:35:40,546
Look, whether you like it or not,
this sorry old bucket does a necessary job.
458
00:35:40,717 --> 00:35:43,379
And you're the guy
who keeps lumbering along.
459
00:35:43,987 --> 00:35:46,353
lt could be that right here on this bucket...
460
00:35:46,589 --> 00:35:49,319
...you're deeper and more truly
in this war than you'd ever--
461
00:35:49,392 --> 00:35:52,361
Doc, in a minute you'll start quoting
Ralph Waldo Emerson.
462
00:35:52,762 --> 00:35:54,320
That is a lousy thing to say.
463
00:35:54,397 --> 00:35:55,762
We've got nothing to do with the war.
464
00:35:55,832 --> 00:35:59,700
Maybe that's why we're on this ship,
because we're not good enough to fight.
465
00:35:59,936 --> 00:36:02,962
'Cause our glands don't secrete
enough adrenaline or...
466
00:36:03,606 --> 00:36:06,404
...our great-great-grandmothers
were afraid of the dark or something.
467
00:36:06,476 --> 00:36:08,376
What is it you want to be? A hero?
468
00:36:08,445 --> 00:36:10,743
Hero? You haven't heard a word l've said!
469
00:36:11,181 --> 00:36:13,149
Look, the war's way out there and l'm here.
470
00:36:13,216 --> 00:36:15,582
l don't want to be here.
l want to be out there.
471
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,119
l'm sick and tired of being
a lousy spectator.
472
00:36:18,555 --> 00:36:22,218
l just happen to believe in this thing and
l want to feel l'm good enough to be in it.
473
00:36:22,292 --> 00:36:24,760
Good enough! Doug, you're good enough.
474
00:36:25,595 --> 00:36:27,722
lt's just that you haven't the opportunity.
475
00:36:28,298 --> 00:36:32,496
That's mostly what makes
physical heroism: opportunity.
476
00:36:33,770 --> 00:36:34,896
lt's a reflex.
477
00:36:35,338 --> 00:36:39,274
l think that 75 out of 100 young males
have that reflex.
478
00:36:40,009 --> 00:36:44,002
You take any one of them,
say even Frank Thurlowe Pulver here...
479
00:36:44,380 --> 00:36:47,816
...put him into a B-29 over in Japan
and do you know what you'd have?
480
00:36:47,984 --> 00:36:49,315
No, l don't, Doctor.
481
00:36:49,385 --> 00:36:52,252
Pulver, as a Congressional Medal
of Honor winner.
482
00:36:53,323 --> 00:36:57,089
Pulver, who single-handed shot down
23 attacking Zeros.
483
00:36:57,827 --> 00:37:01,991
Pulver, who with bare hands held together
the severed wing stretch of his plane...
484
00:37:02,465 --> 00:37:07,903
...and with bare feet successfully landed his
mortally wounded plane on his home field!
485
00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:11,500
lt's reflex.
486
00:37:12,742 --> 00:37:14,004
Like the knee jerk.
487
00:37:14,878 --> 00:37:18,939
Strike the patellar tendon in a human being
and you produce the knee jerk. Look.
488
00:37:25,321 --> 00:37:26,686
What's the matter, Doc?
489
00:37:28,558 --> 00:37:32,016
Nothing. But stay out of B-29s,
Frank, my boy.
490
00:37:32,962 --> 00:37:35,430
You've made your point very vividly, Doc...
491
00:37:35,932 --> 00:37:38,196
...but l still want to get in this thing.
492
00:37:38,701 --> 00:37:41,465
l'm gonna keep on sending in
these letters until l do.
493
00:37:43,206 --> 00:37:46,073
-Yes, l know you are, Doug.
-l haven't got much time.
494
00:37:46,810 --> 00:37:51,611
That task force l saw was on its way
to start our last big push in the Pacific.
495
00:37:52,849 --> 00:37:54,146
l'm gonna catch it.
496
00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:56,775
LCM's coming alongside.
497
00:37:57,253 --> 00:38:00,848
Will Mr. Roberts report
topside immediately?
498
00:38:01,324 --> 00:38:03,554
Mr. Roberts! Topside!
499
00:38:06,129 --> 00:38:09,326
Doc, what are you gonna give Doug
for his birthday?
500
00:38:10,834 --> 00:38:12,927
l hadn't thought of giving him anything.
501
00:38:13,002 --> 00:38:16,233
l'm gonna show him that he's got
old Pulver figured out all wrong!
502
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,105
What does that look like to you?
503
00:38:19,943 --> 00:38:22,912
Just what it is. The cardboard center
of a roll of toilet paper.
504
00:38:22,979 --> 00:38:26,471
-l suppose it doesn't look like a firecracker?
-No, it doesn't.
505
00:38:26,649 --> 00:38:28,913
And l suppose that doesn't look like a fuse?
506
00:38:29,519 --> 00:38:30,952
lt looks like a piece of string.
507
00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:33,284
You just wait until old Pulver
gets through with it!
508
00:38:33,356 --> 00:38:37,087
l'm gonna get me some black powder
from that gunner's mate and--
509
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,391
Oh, no! This is not gonna be
any peanut of a firecracker.
510
00:38:40,730 --> 00:38:44,791
l'll pack that thing solid with that stuff
they use to blow up bridges:
511
00:38:45,501 --> 00:38:47,093
Fulminate of mercury!
512
00:38:47,270 --> 00:38:49,067
Boy, on the night of Doug's birthday...
513
00:38:49,138 --> 00:38:52,733
...l'm gonna throw that
under the old man's bunk and bam!
514
00:39:00,016 --> 00:39:03,349
Captain, it's me! lt is l, Ensign Pulver!
515
00:39:03,887 --> 00:39:07,288
l just threw the firecracker
under your stinking bunk!
516
00:39:16,332 --> 00:39:19,426
The Captain wants you to hang on
to whatever fresh fruit you have left.
517
00:39:19,502 --> 00:39:21,129
He wants it for his own mess.
518
00:39:21,771 --> 00:39:25,605
Better get braced for a storm, Mr. Roberts.
Dolan took in your letter a while back.
519
00:39:25,675 --> 00:39:28,166
Stand by bow line, ready to cast off!
520
00:39:28,244 --> 00:39:29,302
You fellas squared away?
521
00:39:29,412 --> 00:39:32,609
Thanks, Lieutenant. You wouldn't want
to swap movies, would you?
522
00:39:32,682 --> 00:39:36,277
-Sure, what you got?
-Hoot Gibson in The Sheriff's Daughter.
523
00:39:37,186 --> 00:39:38,244
Shove off.
524
00:39:40,223 --> 00:39:42,851
LCM-2, come alongside.
525
00:39:43,893 --> 00:39:46,088
Hey, Chief! Copper just passed out.
526
00:39:46,496 --> 00:39:48,123
Get him up here!
527
00:39:50,033 --> 00:39:51,159
Give him to me.
528
00:39:55,805 --> 00:39:57,204
Easy boy, easy.
529
00:39:59,575 --> 00:40:03,341
lt's murder down there, Mr. Roberts.
Can't we take our shirts off?
530
00:40:07,583 --> 00:40:09,244
Sure, take them off.
531
00:40:10,753 --> 00:40:13,688
Kennedy, give Mannion a hand.
Get him back to Sick Bay.
532
00:40:15,825 --> 00:40:17,417
Go on, take your shirts off.
533
00:40:17,493 --> 00:40:18,926
Thank you, sir.
534
00:40:25,668 --> 00:40:28,660
The boat, watch it!
Dowdy, get a defender over.
535
00:40:29,439 --> 00:40:31,134
The Captain wants to see you
on the bridge.
536
00:40:31,207 --> 00:40:32,265
Tell him l'm busy.
537
00:40:32,342 --> 00:40:34,708
Slammer, give him a hand on that line!
538
00:40:35,511 --> 00:40:36,705
Watch it!
539
00:40:44,187 --> 00:40:46,018
This is what they want.
540
00:40:46,856 --> 00:40:49,620
''One ton dry stores, one gross dundries...
541
00:40:49,692 --> 00:40:52,889
''...20 cartons toothpaste,
1 /4 ton frozen food.
542
00:40:52,962 --> 00:40:55,556
''Fresh fruit, if available.'' Scratch that.
543
00:40:56,132 --> 00:40:57,895
They've been out two months.
544
00:40:58,067 --> 00:41:00,399
-No fresh fruit in two months?
-No, sir.
545
00:41:02,038 --> 00:41:05,337
Give them a couple of crates of oranges,
compliments of the Captain.
546
00:41:08,511 --> 00:41:09,842
Sling ready, sir.
547
00:41:10,780 --> 00:41:11,769
Take it away.
548
00:41:16,452 --> 00:41:17,919
All right, Mister!
549
00:41:19,155 --> 00:41:21,180
We'll have this out right here and now.
550
00:41:21,557 --> 00:41:23,957
What do you mean telling me
you're too busy?
551
00:41:24,093 --> 00:41:25,651
We were having trouble.
552
00:41:25,728 --> 00:41:28,094
You didn't want me leaving the deck
with a ship coming--
553
00:41:28,164 --> 00:41:31,292
When l tell you l want to see you,
l mean now!
554
00:41:31,634 --> 00:41:33,568
Mister, l mean jump!
555
00:41:34,470 --> 00:41:35,368
Understand?
556
00:41:35,438 --> 00:41:37,065
Yes, sir. l'll remember that next time.
557
00:41:37,140 --> 00:41:38,732
You'd better remember!
558
00:41:40,843 --> 00:41:43,334
You think you're pretty cute
with this letter...
559
00:41:43,413 --> 00:41:46,576
-...trying to get me in bad with the Admiral.
-l'm not, Captain.
560
00:41:46,649 --> 00:41:49,846
What do you mean writing
''disharmony aboard this ship''?
561
00:41:49,952 --> 00:41:51,749
Because it's true, Captain.
562
00:41:53,856 --> 00:41:57,019
Any disharmony aboard this ship
is my own doing!
563
00:41:57,894 --> 00:41:59,293
That's true, too, Captain.
564
00:41:59,362 --> 00:42:02,092
And it ain't gonna be any letter
that leaves this ship.
565
00:42:02,565 --> 00:42:05,625
Any criticism of this ship
stays on this ship!
566
00:42:06,135 --> 00:42:09,571
l've got a good reputation with the Admiral
and l ain't gonna lose it on account of...
567
00:42:09,639 --> 00:42:12,972
...any letter written
by some smart aleck college officer!
568
00:42:15,311 --> 00:42:17,074
You retype this.
569
00:42:18,281 --> 00:42:21,409
Cut out that ''disharmony'' crack
and l'll send it in.
570
00:42:23,286 --> 00:42:26,084
But this is the last one, understand?
571
00:42:26,289 --> 00:42:29,087
Every man in the Navy has the right
to send in a request for transfer.
572
00:42:29,158 --> 00:42:31,023
No one can change their wording.
573
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,060
That's the Navy regulations.
574
00:42:35,331 --> 00:42:36,923
How about that, Dolan?
575
00:42:37,433 --> 00:42:39,401
That's what it says in the book, sir.
576
00:42:39,469 --> 00:42:42,097
Well, it's a stupid regulation!
577
00:42:42,805 --> 00:42:45,797
We wouldn't stand for it
in the Merchant Marine, l tell you.
578
00:42:46,976 --> 00:42:51,310
All right, l'll send this one in. Just as it is.
579
00:42:53,082 --> 00:42:56,074
But ''disapproved,'' like l always do.
580
00:42:57,153 --> 00:42:59,553
But there's one thing l don't have to send...
581
00:42:59,922 --> 00:43:02,049
...and that's a letter
that hasn't been written.
582
00:43:02,125 --> 00:43:06,789
And, Mister, l'm telling you here and now,
you ain't gonna write any more.
583
00:43:07,763 --> 00:43:11,859
You bring me one more
and you'll regret it the rest of your days.
584
00:43:12,935 --> 00:43:14,926
You've got a job right here.
585
00:43:15,605 --> 00:43:19,598
And, Mister, you ain't never
gonna get off this ship!
586
00:43:20,376 --> 00:43:22,867
Now get on with your work.
587
00:43:30,853 --> 00:43:32,218
Where are your shirts?
588
00:43:34,056 --> 00:43:35,023
Where are your shirts?
589
00:43:35,091 --> 00:43:36,615
-Captain--
-Shut up!
590
00:43:37,126 --> 00:43:38,457
Where are your shirts?
591
00:43:39,428 --> 00:43:41,658
Get those shirts on and be quick about it!
592
00:43:44,033 --> 00:43:45,660
l'm sorry, put your shirts on.
593
00:43:49,705 --> 00:43:51,639
Just one minute, Mister!
594
00:43:53,809 --> 00:43:55,800
Who's captain of this vessel?
595
00:43:56,045 --> 00:43:59,139
That is the rankest piece of insubordination
l ever seen.
596
00:44:01,017 --> 00:44:05,613
You've been getting pretty smart lately,
buttering up to Mr. Roberts here.
597
00:44:06,489 --> 00:44:10,550
But this time you have gone too far!
And l'm making you a little promise.
598
00:44:11,227 --> 00:44:13,195
l am never going to forget this.
599
00:44:13,396 --> 00:44:16,297
And as a starter, you're on report.
600
00:44:16,966 --> 00:44:20,493
Every one of you who appeared on deck
without a shirt, on report!
601
00:44:20,736 --> 00:44:22,795
You're not putting these men on report.
602
00:44:22,972 --> 00:44:26,533
-What do you mean l'm not?
-l'm responsible. l gave them permission.
603
00:44:27,310 --> 00:44:29,676
You disobeyed my standing order?
604
00:44:30,446 --> 00:44:32,971
Thanks a million for the fresh fruit,
Lieutenant!
605
00:44:39,155 --> 00:44:40,713
You gave that man oranges?
606
00:44:40,890 --> 00:44:42,414
Yes, sir, l'm afraid l did.
607
00:44:42,625 --> 00:44:46,823
Ten days! You just got yourself ten days
in your quarters! Ten days!
608
00:44:46,996 --> 00:44:48,588
Do you relieve me here?
609
00:44:48,898 --> 00:44:51,799
You heard me. You get to your cabin
before l make it 20 days!
610
00:44:51,867 --> 00:44:55,268
Another launch alongside, Mr. Roberts.
You want it port or starboard?
611
00:44:55,338 --> 00:44:57,238
l've been relieved, Chief.
612
00:44:57,673 --> 00:44:59,607
Where do you think you're going?
613
00:45:00,509 --> 00:45:03,239
To my room for ten days. Or was it 20?
614
00:45:03,379 --> 00:45:06,405
l'll tell you when to get to your cabin!
Get back to your job!
615
00:45:06,482 --> 00:45:09,042
-Captain, you told me--
-Never mind what l told you.
616
00:45:09,118 --> 00:45:10,380
l'm telling you.
617
00:45:18,894 --> 00:45:21,158
Who is that officer? You, boy!
618
00:45:25,167 --> 00:45:26,464
Yes, you. Come here.
619
00:45:40,516 --> 00:45:42,313
Are you one of my officers?
620
00:45:42,852 --> 00:45:43,841
Yes, sir.
621
00:45:44,787 --> 00:45:46,311
What's your name again?
622
00:45:46,522 --> 00:45:48,217
Ensign Pulver, sir.
623
00:45:54,263 --> 00:45:57,892
l'm glad to see there's someone aboard
this vessel who knows how to salute.
624
00:46:04,273 --> 00:46:06,833
How is it l don't see you around much,
Pulver?
625
00:46:08,110 --> 00:46:10,601
l've often wondered
the same thing myself, sir.
626
00:46:11,047 --> 00:46:12,480
What's your job?
627
00:46:12,848 --> 00:46:15,681
Officer in charge of laundry and morale, sir.
628
00:46:17,153 --> 00:46:19,348
How long have you been aboard?
629
00:46:26,028 --> 00:46:27,586
Fourteen months, sir.
630
00:46:28,698 --> 00:46:30,290
Fourteen months!
631
00:46:36,872 --> 00:46:39,033
Spend most of your time
in the laundry, huh?
632
00:46:39,508 --> 00:46:41,271
Yes, sir. Most of the time.
633
00:46:42,678 --> 00:46:44,543
-You do a very good job.
-Thank you, sir.
634
00:46:44,613 --> 00:46:46,137
-Except for one thing.
-Sir?
635
00:46:46,649 --> 00:46:48,844
l don't like starch in my pajamas.
636
00:46:49,452 --> 00:46:51,716
-You'll watch out for that, won't you?
-Yes, sir.
637
00:46:51,787 --> 00:46:54,347
Fine. You're doing very good work, Pulver.
638
00:46:55,991 --> 00:46:58,824
You must come to my cabin sometime
and have dinner.
639
00:47:16,212 --> 00:47:18,646
Cut it out, Doug. Now knock it off!
640
00:47:18,948 --> 00:47:20,779
Cut it out! He's got his nerve.
641
00:47:21,083 --> 00:47:24,314
Wait till next week, Doug,
when he gets his laundry.
642
00:47:25,354 --> 00:47:29,290
Doug, l'm gonna get some starch.
You know, some of that real thick starch...
643
00:47:29,658 --> 00:47:31,683
...like they use on nurses' uniforms--
644
00:47:44,173 --> 00:47:48,439
And when old Roberts said that, l thought
the Captain was gonna lose his marbles!
645
00:47:49,712 --> 00:47:52,306
Nothing stops old Roberts!
646
00:48:02,491 --> 00:48:03,651
Nice goin', Mr. Roberts.
647
00:48:03,726 --> 00:48:06,923
lt was really beautiful
the way you read the old man off.
648
00:48:07,163 --> 00:48:09,427
You're gonna send in another one
next week?
649
00:48:09,498 --> 00:48:13,798
He sure is! And it's my turn to shove it
right under the old man's nose.
650
00:48:14,036 --> 00:48:16,800
Yeah, but you've got a promotion
coming up, haven't you?
651
00:48:16,872 --> 00:48:18,339
But could he stop that?
652
00:48:18,607 --> 00:48:19,972
Promotion? This is Mr. Roberts!
653
00:48:20,042 --> 00:48:22,977
You think he gives a good hoot
about another lousy stripe?
654
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,110
We've gotta write a real hot one
next week, huh, Mr. Roberts?
655
00:48:27,183 --> 00:48:28,980
We'll use asbestos paper.
656
00:48:32,521 --> 00:48:35,615
He'll fix the old man's clock. You wait!
657
00:48:40,863 --> 00:48:45,425
All men who have not been put on report
for three weeks...
658
00:48:45,835 --> 00:48:50,363
...can now go swimming for ten minutes.
That is all.
659
00:49:07,189 --> 00:49:08,451
How do l look?
660
00:49:09,124 --> 00:49:11,592
You don't mind me borrowing
your binoculars, do you?
661
00:49:11,660 --> 00:49:13,992
lt's okay, Frank.
Won't they get in your way?
662
00:49:15,898 --> 00:49:17,058
Now hear this!
663
00:49:17,766 --> 00:49:21,964
Now hear this!
Station launch coming alongside....
664
00:49:22,471 --> 00:49:25,463
She's here! Now you guys
stay away from that cabin.
665
00:49:32,047 --> 00:49:34,538
Last one in is an ensign!
666
00:49:55,237 --> 00:49:58,172
Your permission to come aboard, sir?
Where's the skipper?
667
00:49:58,741 --> 00:50:00,538
Never mind, l'll find him.
668
00:50:02,545 --> 00:50:05,537
-Request permission to come aboard, sir.
-Permission granted.
669
00:50:05,614 --> 00:50:07,081
Hop aboard.
670
00:50:09,184 --> 00:50:12,813
-Request permission to come aboard, sir.
-Permission granted.
671
00:50:13,656 --> 00:50:16,318
Request permission to come aboard, sir.
672
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,628
Request permission to come aboard, sir.
673
00:50:22,364 --> 00:50:24,457
Request permission to come aboard, sir.
674
00:50:25,501 --> 00:50:28,026
Request permission to come aboard, sir.
675
00:50:29,605 --> 00:50:30,663
Well, that's all.
676
00:50:30,940 --> 00:50:34,398
Cobinna had to wash her hair
but she'd just love to come another time.
677
00:50:43,185 --> 00:50:44,914
How would you girls like to look
around the ship...
678
00:50:44,987 --> 00:50:47,251
...while the Lieutenant and l
discuss a little business?
679
00:50:48,824 --> 00:50:50,724
Men, the nurses!
680
00:50:52,761 --> 00:50:54,786
l wouldn't think of leaving them
unprotected!
681
00:50:54,863 --> 00:50:57,661
Right this way. Pardon me. Right up here.
682
00:51:02,771 --> 00:51:04,363
That's it. There we are, right here.
683
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,739
-This is Doc. Girls, Mr. Roberts.
-Hi!
684
00:51:08,677 --> 00:51:11,942
Ensign Pulver is executive officer.
What's your job?
685
00:51:14,483 --> 00:51:17,008
Laundry and morale officer.
Glad to have you aboard.
686
00:51:17,086 --> 00:51:19,714
Oh, are you laundry and morale? So am l!
687
00:51:20,623 --> 00:51:24,252
Why don't you just take the girls
off somewhere and tell them all about it?
688
00:51:24,393 --> 00:51:28,386
Gee, l wish l could. But l've gotta clean up.
l did a lot of laundry today.
689
00:51:29,031 --> 00:51:30,020
Sure.
690
00:51:31,634 --> 00:51:33,431
Maybe Doc will show them Surgery.
691
00:51:34,269 --> 00:51:36,897
Oh, Doc, oh yeah.
Girls, this is our surgeon.
692
00:51:38,741 --> 00:51:40,436
You just go right off with Doc.
693
00:51:40,609 --> 00:51:43,578
Don't let the grey hair
and the baggy eyes bother you.
694
00:51:43,679 --> 00:51:46,307
He's a very likeable--
He has a great sense of humor.
695
00:51:47,883 --> 00:51:52,013
l'd be delighted to take these young ladies
of the medical profession to my Surgery.
696
00:51:52,488 --> 00:51:56,447
But unfortunately we haven't had a chance
to clean up since our last enemy action.
697
00:51:57,259 --> 00:51:59,056
Come on, let's see the ship!
698
00:52:13,075 --> 00:52:14,770
Flemish up the lines out there,
will you, Dowdy?
699
00:52:14,843 --> 00:52:17,277
-What?
-Yeah. New man....
700
00:52:24,753 --> 00:52:27,119
More salt, Cookie.
Put some more salt in there.
701
00:52:27,289 --> 00:52:29,917
Now, girls, up here is where we have the--
702
00:52:31,794 --> 00:52:33,625
Follow me right up here, girls.
703
00:52:44,873 --> 00:52:47,239
Now, girls, this is the uh....
That's a gun.
704
00:52:47,409 --> 00:52:49,309
-lmagine.
-ls this the poop deck?
705
00:52:49,411 --> 00:52:51,641
You boys must be the lookouts?
Could l borrow these?
706
00:52:51,714 --> 00:52:54,012
Sorry, sir. lt's top secret.
707
00:52:54,717 --> 00:52:57,515
Captain's orders, Miss. You know, bifocals.
708
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,683
-l can make an exception in your case.
-Thank you.
709
00:53:03,225 --> 00:53:04,852
Look at the fish jumping over there!
710
00:53:04,927 --> 00:53:05,916
lt's a whale!
711
00:53:05,994 --> 00:53:07,985
-A real interesting cloud formation!
-Where?
712
00:53:08,063 --> 00:53:10,531
You can see your hospital
right from over the rail here.
713
00:53:10,599 --> 00:53:12,624
Ensign Pulver!
714
00:53:17,539 --> 00:53:20,997
Hey, l can!
Why, you can almost reach out and--
715
00:53:27,983 --> 00:53:28,972
Glasses.
716
00:53:40,863 --> 00:53:42,922
Well, you certainly can see Cobinna!
717
00:53:46,869 --> 00:53:50,600
We've gotta get back and hang
those window curtains right away!
718
00:53:51,907 --> 00:53:53,033
Ten hut!
719
00:53:54,376 --> 00:53:55,604
Right, haste!
720
00:53:56,645 --> 00:53:58,374
Forward, march!
721
00:54:06,155 --> 00:54:07,816
So long, harmless.
722
00:54:13,629 --> 00:54:16,530
l was just getting the hang of this thing!
723
00:54:16,965 --> 00:54:19,126
Now we've got nothing to look forward to!
724
00:54:19,201 --> 00:54:21,328
Just that same cruddy island!
725
00:54:21,737 --> 00:54:23,136
You gotta rub it in?
Why don't you shut up?
726
00:54:23,539 --> 00:54:24,563
You gonna make me?
727
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,438
-How'd you find out?
-We seen them taking a bath.
728
00:54:27,509 --> 00:54:31,138
Through this glass, Mr. Roberts,
we could see all of them.
729
00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:34,941
You heard what she said.
They're gonna hang some curtains.
730
00:54:36,318 --> 00:54:38,980
Them nurses was pretty to look at!
731
00:54:39,655 --> 00:54:42,886
They've got a ten minute boat ride.
You've still got ten minutes.
732
00:54:42,958 --> 00:54:46,826
Yeah, but it wouldn't be any fun
when you know you're gonna be rushed.
733
00:54:46,895 --> 00:54:50,456
This is the first real good day
this bucket's ever had.
734
00:54:51,266 --> 00:54:52,597
lt's all over now.
735
00:54:53,135 --> 00:54:56,263
Maybe you've got time now
to listen to a little piece of news.
736
00:54:57,139 --> 00:55:01,838
''When in all respects ready for sea,
on or about 1600 today...
737
00:55:02,144 --> 00:55:07,605
''...the AK-601 will proceed at ten knots
to Elysium lsland...
738
00:55:07,716 --> 00:55:11,914
''...arriving there in seven days, reporting
to the port director for cargo assignment.
739
00:55:13,488 --> 00:55:18,516
''During its stay in Elysium
the ship will make maximum use...
740
00:55:19,228 --> 00:55:22,789
''...of the recreational facilities of this port.''
741
00:55:23,932 --> 00:55:25,092
That means liberty!
742
00:55:25,167 --> 00:55:28,102
-That don't mean liberty?
-That's exactly what it means.
743
00:55:28,170 --> 00:55:30,866
Somebody must have been drunk
to send us to a liberty port.
744
00:55:30,939 --> 00:55:33,134
-The old man seen them orders?
-Saw them before l did.
745
00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:35,199
Elysium, where is that?
746
00:55:35,544 --> 00:55:39,139
''Elysium is the largest
of the Limbo lslands.
747
00:55:39,214 --> 00:55:41,978
''lt's often referred to
as the Polynesian paradise.
748
00:55:43,218 --> 00:55:47,746
''Vanilla, sugar, cocoa, coffee, phosphates
and rum are the chief exports.''
749
00:55:47,990 --> 00:55:49,855
Rum! Did you hear that?
750
00:55:50,893 --> 00:55:53,828
''Elysium City, its capital,
is a beautiful metropolis...
751
00:55:53,896 --> 00:55:58,731
''...of palm-lined boulevards, handsome
public buildings and colorful stucco homes.
752
00:55:59,968 --> 00:56:04,405
''Since 1900, its population has remained
remarkably constant at about 30,000.''
753
00:56:04,473 --> 00:56:06,441
Wait till we get there!
754
00:56:06,508 --> 00:56:08,806
Go on, Mr. Roberts, go on.
755
00:56:10,412 --> 00:56:15,406
''Elysium harbor, offering
excellent anchorage and docking facilities...
756
00:56:15,918 --> 00:56:20,787
''...is surrounded on three sides
by beautiful, green, cloud-covered hills.
757
00:56:21,890 --> 00:56:25,690
''The natives are noted
for their congeniality and hospitality.''
758
00:57:17,512 --> 00:57:19,070
Nice port, huh, Mr. Roberts?
759
00:57:19,147 --> 00:57:21,308
We finally made it, Mr. Roberts!
760
00:57:56,084 --> 00:57:58,484
You! On deck. Off.
761
00:57:59,221 --> 00:58:02,384
Get them cannibals off this vessel!
Get them off!
762
00:58:35,891 --> 00:58:38,951
Chief, will you tie this?
lt's been so long, l sort of forgot.
763
00:58:40,095 --> 00:58:42,029
What are you gonna do
when you get ashore?
764
00:58:42,097 --> 00:58:46,090
Kid will probably go to the first saloon.
lce cream saloon, eh, Booksie?
765
00:58:46,635 --> 00:58:48,000
l haven't thought much about it.
766
00:58:48,070 --> 00:58:51,369
l've got my camera Ma sent me.
l guess l'll just wander around.
767
00:59:03,618 --> 00:59:04,880
Hey, Lindstrom!
768
00:59:06,154 --> 00:59:09,749
l've got good news for you.
You can take off them liberty whites.
769
00:59:10,525 --> 00:59:12,720
l ain't got the duty tonight!
770
00:59:12,794 --> 00:59:15,558
That's right. You and Mr. Roberts
got the duty tonight.
771
00:59:15,630 --> 00:59:17,029
Now hear this!
772
00:59:17,399 --> 00:59:19,799
Here we go! Here we go!
773
00:59:21,903 --> 00:59:23,962
This is the Captain speaking.
774
00:59:24,473 --> 00:59:28,000
l just found out that there's
men on this vessel expecting liberty.
775
00:59:29,177 --> 00:59:33,079
I don't know how this rumor got around,
but I'd like to clear it up right now.
776
00:59:33,615 --> 00:59:36,311
On account of cargo requirements
and security conditions...
777
00:59:36,384 --> 00:59:38,852
...which have just come
to my personal attention...
778
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:42,151
...there will be no liberty
while in this here port!
779
00:59:44,025 --> 00:59:45,117
That is all.
780
01:00:00,242 --> 01:00:03,075
Come in, Mr. Roberts.
781
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,646
Twenty-eight seconds! Pretty good time.
782
01:00:09,851 --> 01:00:11,079
You see, l've been expecting you.
783
01:00:11,153 --> 01:00:13,417
Okay, when does this crew get liberty?
784
01:00:13,889 --> 01:00:16,414
ln the first place,
just kindly hold your tongue.
785
01:00:16,758 --> 01:00:18,089
l'm still Captain here.
786
01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:21,257
-When are you gonna let this crew ashore?
-l'm not.
787
01:00:21,830 --> 01:00:24,196
lt was not my idea
coming to this liberty port.
788
01:00:24,733 --> 01:00:28,169
lt seems one of my officers arranged it
with a certain port director.
789
01:00:28,436 --> 01:00:31,530
Gave him a bottle of scotch whiskey,
compliments of the Captain.
790
01:00:32,407 --> 01:00:35,069
The port director was kind enough
to send me a thank-you note...
791
01:00:35,143 --> 01:00:36,610
...along with our order.
792
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:39,777
Sit down, Mr. Roberts.
793
01:00:44,452 --> 01:00:47,580
Now l admit l was a little provoked
about not being consulted...
794
01:00:48,256 --> 01:00:51,453
...then l got to thinking
maybe we ought to come to this port...
795
01:00:51,626 --> 01:00:52,854
...so as you and me could have a talk.
796
01:00:52,928 --> 01:00:55,226
All right. Take it out on me,
but not the men.
797
01:00:55,297 --> 01:00:58,630
Don't you hear that music?
Don't you know it's tearing the guys apart?
798
01:00:58,700 --> 01:01:00,895
They're breakable, Captain! l promise you.
799
01:01:02,604 --> 01:01:03,866
Now you listen to me.
800
01:01:05,340 --> 01:01:07,501
l've got two things l want to show you.
801
01:01:22,457 --> 01:01:24,482
That is the cap of a full commander.
802
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:28,487
l'm going to wear that cap some day,
and you're going to help me.
803
01:01:29,431 --> 01:01:32,798
lt won't do any harm to tell you
that you helped me win that palm tree...
804
01:01:32,867 --> 01:01:34,095
...by working cargo.
805
01:01:34,869 --> 01:01:36,837
Don't let this go to your head.
806
01:01:37,339 --> 01:01:40,206
When Admiral Finchley awarded me
that palm tree, he said:
807
01:01:40,275 --> 01:01:44,143
''You've got a good cargo officer.
Keep him at it. You're going places.''
808
01:01:45,547 --> 01:01:47,742
And l went right out and bought that hat.
809
01:01:47,816 --> 01:01:51,252
And nobody is gonna stand
between me and that hat!
810
01:01:52,020 --> 01:01:53,544
Certainly not you.
811
01:01:56,057 --> 01:01:58,025
Now last week it was agreed...
812
01:01:59,094 --> 01:02:01,255
...that there was to be no more
of these ''disharmony'' letters.
813
01:02:01,329 --> 01:02:02,489
l didn't say that.
814
01:02:03,131 --> 01:02:06,100
And what do l find on my desk
this morning? Another one.
815
01:02:06,901 --> 01:02:10,496
lt says here, ''friction between me
and the commanding officer.''
816
01:02:13,241 --> 01:02:14,538
That ain't goin' in, Mister.
817
01:02:14,609 --> 01:02:16,406
How are you gonna stop it?
818
01:02:18,246 --> 01:02:19,235
l ain't.
819
01:02:22,083 --> 01:02:23,141
You are.
820
01:02:25,487 --> 01:02:28,513
Just how much do you want this crew
to have a liberty?
821
01:02:28,823 --> 01:02:31,087
Enough to stop this ''friction''?
822
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:33,921
Enough to stop writing letters ever?
823
01:02:34,996 --> 01:02:37,521
'Cause that's the only way
this crew is going to get ashore...
824
01:02:37,599 --> 01:02:40,124
...this day or any other day.
825
01:02:44,939 --> 01:02:46,907
Now we've had our little chat.
826
01:02:48,143 --> 01:02:49,474
What do you say?
827
01:02:51,813 --> 01:02:53,747
How did you get in the Navy?
828
01:02:54,683 --> 01:02:56,548
How did you get on our side?
829
01:02:57,952 --> 01:03:02,651
You ignorant, arrogant, ambitious...!
Keeping 62 men in prison...
830
01:03:02,957 --> 01:03:05,551
...'cause you got a palm tree
for the work they did!
831
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:09,423
l don't know which l hate worse,
you or that other malignant growth--
832
01:03:09,764 --> 01:03:11,493
How'd you ever get to be
commander of a ship?
833
01:03:11,566 --> 01:03:14,364
l realize in war time they have to scrape
the bottom of the barrel...
834
01:03:14,436 --> 01:03:15,596
...but where'd they ever scrape you up?
835
01:03:15,670 --> 01:03:18,503
There's just one thing left for you, Mister.
A general court-martial!
836
01:03:18,573 --> 01:03:20,006
Fine, court-martial me!
837
01:03:20,575 --> 01:03:24,409
l'm asking for it! lf l can't get transferred,
l'll get court-martialed! l'm fed up!
838
01:03:25,780 --> 01:03:27,077
You'll need a witness.
839
01:03:29,017 --> 01:03:31,884
Call your messenger.
l'll say it over again in front of him.
840
01:03:33,121 --> 01:03:36,784
Go on, call him. You want me to call him?
841
01:03:47,702 --> 01:03:49,465
You're a smart boy, Roberts.
842
01:03:51,206 --> 01:03:53,538
But l know how to take care of smart boys.
843
01:03:54,476 --> 01:03:57,741
l hate your guts, you smart college guys!
844
01:03:58,380 --> 01:04:02,749
l've been seeing your kind around since
l was ten years old, working as a busboy.
845
01:04:03,451 --> 01:04:06,909
''Oh, busboy, it seems my friend
has thrown up on the table.
846
01:04:07,355 --> 01:04:09,448
''Clean up that mess, boy, will you?''
847
01:04:09,824 --> 01:04:13,851
And then when l went to sea as a steward,
people poking at you with umbrellas.
848
01:04:14,562 --> 01:04:18,726
''Oh, boy! You, boy!
Careful with that luggage, boy! ''
849
01:04:19,467 --> 01:04:22,129
And l took it. l took it for years!
850
01:04:23,304 --> 01:04:25,272
But l don't have to take it anymore.
851
01:04:26,875 --> 01:04:31,403
There's a war on and l'm Captain of this
vessel. Now you can take it for a change.
852
01:04:32,347 --> 01:04:36,147
The worst l can do to you is
to keep you right here, Mister!
853
01:04:36,818 --> 01:04:40,982
And here is where you're going to stay!
Now, get out!
854
01:04:55,303 --> 01:04:57,396
What do you want for liberty, Captain?
855
01:05:02,210 --> 01:05:04,701
You are through writing letters ever.
856
01:05:10,151 --> 01:05:11,140
Okay.
857
01:05:11,653 --> 01:05:12,950
And that's not all.
858
01:05:13,655 --> 01:05:16,317
You're through talking back to me
in front of the crew.
859
01:05:16,391 --> 01:05:18,689
When l give an order, you jump!
860
01:05:21,996 --> 01:05:23,588
-ls that all, Captain?
-No.
861
01:05:25,033 --> 01:05:26,694
Anyone know you're in here?
862
01:05:27,969 --> 01:05:28,958
No one.
863
01:05:29,170 --> 01:05:30,159
Good.
864
01:05:30,839 --> 01:05:33,569
Then you're not to go blabbing this around
to anyone ever.
865
01:05:33,641 --> 01:05:35,131
Might not sound so good.
866
01:05:35,610 --> 01:05:37,942
l don't want you to take credit
for getting this--
867
01:05:38,012 --> 01:05:39,809
You think l'm doing this for credit?
868
01:05:39,881 --> 01:05:42,247
-You think l'd let anyone know?
-l've gotta make sure.
869
01:05:42,317 --> 01:05:44,751
-You've got my word, that's all.
-Your word!
870
01:05:45,653 --> 01:05:48,679
You college boys make such a great show
of keeping your word.
871
01:05:54,095 --> 01:05:57,155
Now hear this!
This is the Captain speaking.
872
01:05:58,099 --> 01:06:00,590
l've got further word
on the subject of liberty.
873
01:06:01,703 --> 01:06:05,434
lt gives me great pleasure to announce
liberty for the starboard section--
874
01:06:06,374 --> 01:06:08,205
The whole crew, or there's no deal!
875
01:06:09,143 --> 01:06:10,132
l mean it.
876
01:06:15,350 --> 01:06:19,252
Correction. Liberty for the entire crew
will commence immediately.
877
01:06:20,321 --> 01:06:22,881
You don't have to tell them again.
They heard you.
878
01:06:24,792 --> 01:06:26,419
Look at those crazy bugs!
879
01:06:28,296 --> 01:06:29,490
Listen to them!
880
01:07:04,632 --> 01:07:06,930
l've got a bunch of real beauties
for you this time!
881
01:07:07,001 --> 01:07:08,559
-Can they walk?
-Walk?
882
01:07:08,703 --> 01:07:10,295
Some of them can't even crawl.
883
01:08:00,288 --> 01:08:02,153
Well, they're peaceful anyhow.
884
01:08:02,423 --> 01:08:04,653
All right, lads. Come on, lend a hand.
885
01:08:28,349 --> 01:08:29,816
Hiya, Mr. Roberts!
886
01:08:32,153 --> 01:08:33,518
Evening, Mr. Roberts!
887
01:08:36,524 --> 01:08:38,424
-Duty officer, sir.
-That's right.
888
01:08:39,594 --> 01:08:42,825
Colonel Middleton presents
his compliments to the Captain, sir...
889
01:08:42,897 --> 01:08:46,264
...and wishes him to know that these men
made a shambles...
890
01:08:46,334 --> 01:08:48,598
...of the Colonel's testimonial dinner-dance.
891
01:08:49,103 --> 01:08:51,469
You men crashed a dance
for Army personnel?
892
01:08:51,873 --> 01:08:54,273
Yes, sir.
And they made us feel unwelcome.
893
01:08:54,842 --> 01:08:56,332
The Army started a fight, huh?
894
01:08:56,411 --> 01:08:58,208
No, sir, we started it.
895
01:08:58,312 --> 01:08:59,677
And we finished it.
896
01:09:00,648 --> 01:09:03,776
Tell Mr. Roberts how many of you
Army bums is in the hospital.
897
01:09:04,819 --> 01:09:08,619
Thirty-eight soldiers of the U.S. Army
have been hospitalized.
898
01:09:09,390 --> 01:09:12,757
And the Colonel himself has
a very bad bruise on his left shin.
899
01:09:15,096 --> 01:09:16,586
That's not all, Lieutenant.
900
01:09:17,131 --> 01:09:19,429
There were young ladies present,
50 of them...
901
01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:21,661
...from the finest families of Elysium.
902
01:09:22,236 --> 01:09:23,225
Well, sir....
903
01:09:26,340 --> 01:09:30,037
Two of these young women were
somewhat mauled.
904
01:09:30,978 --> 01:09:32,946
One of them actually got a black eye.
905
01:09:33,748 --> 01:09:35,943
Six others had their clothes
torn from them.
906
01:09:36,417 --> 01:09:38,351
They ran screaming into the night.
907
01:09:38,419 --> 01:09:40,387
They haven't been heard from since.
908
01:09:41,089 --> 01:09:42,886
What are you going to do about it?
909
01:09:43,224 --> 01:09:47,320
l'm due to be relieved here in 15 minutes.
l'd be glad to lead a search party.
910
01:09:48,930 --> 01:09:52,491
No, sir, the Army will take charge
of that end.
911
01:09:53,434 --> 01:09:56,733
Colonel Middleton will want to know
what punishment you'll give these men.
912
01:09:56,804 --> 01:09:59,500
You tell him l'm sure our captain
will think of something.
913
01:09:59,574 --> 01:10:01,337
-But, sir--
-That's all, Sergeant.
914
01:10:01,509 --> 01:10:03,636
-Thank you, sir.
-Good night!
915
01:10:06,814 --> 01:10:08,975
-So long, you guys!
-See you around.
916
01:10:13,921 --> 01:10:15,889
What have you got to say for yourselves?
917
01:10:15,957 --> 01:10:17,652
Okay if we go ashore again?
918
01:10:18,226 --> 01:10:19,750
What do you say, Doc?
919
01:10:23,397 --> 01:10:25,592
-Anybody got a fractured skull?
-No!
920
01:10:27,468 --> 01:10:29,197
They pass the physical.
921
01:10:29,837 --> 01:10:31,998
Go and take a shower
and get into some clothes.
922
01:10:32,073 --> 01:10:34,371
We've just got time to get back
to the dance!
923
01:10:35,910 --> 01:10:39,437
Hey, Mr. Roberts! l'm drunk as a goat!
924
01:10:40,715 --> 01:10:42,444
Show him how drunk l am!
925
01:10:43,451 --> 01:10:47,683
Mr. Roberts, when l first saw her
she was eating.
926
01:10:48,656 --> 01:10:52,649
And you know,
she just ate her way into my heart.
927
01:10:54,061 --> 01:10:57,963
She was eating a little old palm tree!
928
01:10:58,733 --> 01:11:01,065
There you are, kid! Chow!
929
01:11:02,270 --> 01:11:04,101
Wait a minute!
930
01:11:05,173 --> 01:11:06,367
What's her name?
931
01:11:07,842 --> 01:11:10,367
-l don't know, sir.
-She's got a nameplate.
932
01:11:11,312 --> 01:11:12,540
Her name is....
933
01:11:15,683 --> 01:11:16,775
''Property of.''
934
01:11:17,318 --> 01:11:18,785
What's her last name?
935
01:11:20,421 --> 01:11:21,683
Her last name?
936
01:11:22,723 --> 01:11:24,714
''Rear Admiral Wentworth.''
937
01:11:25,860 --> 01:11:28,158
Okay, hit the sack. l'll take care of her.
938
01:11:28,329 --> 01:11:32,095
Okay, Mr. Roberts.
See that she gets a good square meal!
939
01:11:34,669 --> 01:11:35,693
Come on, baby.
940
01:11:37,071 --> 01:11:39,062
Hey, Kennedy, where you been?
941
01:11:39,340 --> 01:11:41,467
Okay, you're relieved.
942
01:11:41,976 --> 01:11:44,001
Request permission to go ashore, sir.
943
01:11:50,218 --> 01:11:52,152
Did one of your men turn up with a--
944
01:11:52,854 --> 01:11:53,980
Oh, there she is!
945
01:11:55,323 --> 01:11:57,518
Thanks. Come on. Come on.
946
01:11:57,592 --> 01:11:59,856
Your papa's over there worried about you.
947
01:12:01,262 --> 01:12:03,492
Say, Mr. Roberts, where's your relief?
948
01:12:03,564 --> 01:12:05,395
He'll be along any minute now.
949
01:12:06,300 --> 01:12:07,699
Any minute now.
950
01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:10,101
What are you looking so cocky about?
951
01:12:10,171 --> 01:12:11,695
Am l looking cocky?
952
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:16,940
Maybe it's because for the first time since
l've been on this ship, l'm seeing a crew.
953
01:12:17,478 --> 01:12:19,571
What do you think you were living with
all this time?
954
01:12:19,647 --> 01:12:21,808
With 62 separate guys.
955
01:12:22,116 --> 01:12:25,711
There's a big difference. Now in one night,
these guys are bound together.
956
01:12:27,188 --> 01:12:29,315
l think now maybe they're strong enough
to stand...
957
01:12:29,390 --> 01:12:33,019
...all the miserable, endless days
ahead of us.
958
01:12:33,861 --> 01:12:35,852
l only hope l'm strong enough.
959
01:12:38,933 --> 01:12:40,696
Tomorrow you and l are going over there...
960
01:12:40,768 --> 01:12:43,896
...to take advantage of the groundwork
that's been laid tonight.
961
01:12:44,505 --> 01:12:46,996
You and l are going
to give ourselves a liberty.
962
01:12:51,112 --> 01:12:52,909
Get a load of Pulver.
963
01:12:56,150 --> 01:12:58,015
Hello Frank, how was your liberty?
964
01:13:01,289 --> 01:13:04,747
''l'm telling you true
l'd be anything but blue
965
01:13:05,126 --> 01:13:07,390
''lf l could be with you''
966
01:13:22,843 --> 01:13:25,175
All right, you men know your posts.
967
01:13:28,215 --> 01:13:29,477
Officer of the deck?
968
01:13:30,117 --> 01:13:33,985
l hope you don't mind, but l've stationed
my men along your starboard side.
969
01:13:34,588 --> 01:13:38,991
l'm sorry, but this ship is restricted
for the rest of its stay in Elysium.
970
01:13:39,627 --> 01:13:44,394
Your captain is to report to
the island commander at 7:00 this morning.
971
01:13:45,266 --> 01:13:47,860
l recommend that he's there on time.
972
01:13:48,436 --> 01:13:50,904
The Admiral is a pretty tough cookie
when he's mad.
973
01:13:51,672 --> 01:13:53,663
He's madder now then l ever seen him.
974
01:13:54,041 --> 01:13:55,941
What in particular did this?
975
01:13:57,044 --> 01:13:59,979
A little while ago, six men from your ship...
976
01:14:00,081 --> 01:14:02,982
...broke into the home
of the French colonial governor...
977
01:14:03,718 --> 01:14:07,586
...and started throwing things
through a plate-glass living-room window.
978
01:14:08,856 --> 01:14:11,256
We found some of the things on the lawn.
979
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,191
A large world globe...
980
01:14:15,062 --> 01:14:18,589
...a small love seat, a lot of books...
981
01:14:19,533 --> 01:14:21,626
...and a bust of Balzac...
982
01:14:23,037 --> 01:14:24,334
...the French writer.
983
01:14:25,439 --> 01:14:28,636
We also found an Army private, first class...
984
01:14:29,010 --> 01:14:30,875
...who was unconscious at the time.
985
01:14:32,413 --> 01:14:34,472
He claims they threw him, too.
986
01:14:35,149 --> 01:14:37,174
-Through the window?
-That's right.
987
01:14:38,452 --> 01:14:40,852
lt seems he took him there for a little joke.
988
01:14:41,055 --> 01:14:43,387
He didn't tell him it was
the governor's house.
989
01:14:43,891 --> 01:14:45,358
He told them it was a....
990
01:14:47,828 --> 01:14:50,126
Well, what we call in Alabama--
991
01:14:51,365 --> 01:14:53,333
We call it the same thing in Nebraska.
992
01:14:54,201 --> 01:14:56,169
That's about all, Lieutenant.
993
01:14:57,338 --> 01:15:00,671
lf it makes you feel any better,
Admiral Wentworth says...
994
01:15:00,741 --> 01:15:05,508
...this is the worst ship he's ever seen
in his entire naval career!
995
01:15:07,148 --> 01:15:09,082
-Good night, Lieutenant.
-Night.
996
01:15:25,332 --> 01:15:26,856
Schlemmer, are you all right?
997
01:15:26,934 --> 01:15:28,526
Get up here, you idiot!
998
01:15:29,837 --> 01:15:31,304
What are you trying to do?
999
01:15:34,341 --> 01:15:35,308
Get up here!
1000
01:15:35,876 --> 01:15:38,470
l forgot my motorcycle!
1001
01:15:38,813 --> 01:15:40,075
Come back here!
1002
01:15:58,165 --> 01:16:00,190
Kicked out! Kicked out!
1003
01:16:00,601 --> 01:16:02,796
The first time l've ever been
kicked out of a port!
1004
01:16:02,870 --> 01:16:04,599
You're going to pay for this!
1005
01:16:04,872 --> 01:16:07,773
Now get the gangway up
and we're going to get out of here.
1006
01:16:15,916 --> 01:16:20,376
Chief, bring in the gangway.
We've been kicked out of port.
1007
01:16:21,555 --> 01:16:24,524
Bookser ain't aboard, sir.
He didn't come back last night.
1008
01:16:25,826 --> 01:16:29,421
Get that gangway up, Mister!
And l mean now!
1009
01:16:30,164 --> 01:16:31,131
Yes, sir.
1010
01:16:50,151 --> 01:16:52,016
Come on, Booksie! Come on!
1011
01:17:05,332 --> 01:17:06,890
l'm surprised at you!
1012
01:17:07,067 --> 01:17:08,557
Yes, sir, so am l.
1013
01:17:08,802 --> 01:17:10,201
Where did you meet her?
1014
01:17:10,271 --> 01:17:12,136
-At a church social.
-All night?
1015
01:17:13,274 --> 01:17:17,040
We went for a walk down on the beach.
We sat there and counted the stars.
1016
01:17:18,212 --> 01:17:20,180
Honest, sir, that's all.
1017
01:17:21,382 --> 01:17:23,145
-Better get below.
-Yes, sir.
1018
01:17:48,742 --> 01:17:50,573
All present and accounted for, sir.
1019
01:17:54,114 --> 01:17:55,445
Right here, Mister.
1020
01:18:01,055 --> 01:18:04,547
Well, l guess you're mighty proud
of yourselves...
1021
01:18:05,459 --> 01:18:07,757
...getting me kicked out of port, that way.
1022
01:18:09,029 --> 01:18:11,691
Well, we are going to erase this blot
from my record...
1023
01:18:12,233 --> 01:18:15,066
...if we have to work 24 hours a day!
1024
01:18:16,503 --> 01:18:17,902
Right, Mr. Roberts?
1025
01:18:18,772 --> 01:18:19,830
Yes, sir.
1026
01:18:21,075 --> 01:18:24,670
We are going to move more cargo
than we ever moved before.
1027
01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:29,005
-Right, Mr. Roberts?
-Yes, sir.
1028
01:18:30,217 --> 01:18:32,082
Mr. Roberts is going to see to it...
1029
01:18:32,419 --> 01:18:35,582
...that you men tow the line at all times.
1030
01:18:37,725 --> 01:18:39,022
That's right, too...
1031
01:18:40,828 --> 01:18:42,022
...isn't it, Mister?
1032
01:18:42,896 --> 01:18:43,988
That's right, sir.
1033
01:18:44,265 --> 01:18:45,960
You know as well as l do...
1034
01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:49,569
...that Mr. Roberts is a man
who keeps his word.
1035
01:18:50,971 --> 01:18:53,633
And, Roberts, you do a good job...
1036
01:18:54,275 --> 01:18:57,142
...and one of these days there may be
a promotion in it for you.
1037
01:18:57,211 --> 01:18:59,076
An extra little bar on that collar.
1038
01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:02,548
That'd be all right, wouldn't it, Mister?
1039
01:19:04,952 --> 01:19:06,886
Wouldn't that be all right, Roberts?
1040
01:19:08,989 --> 01:19:10,456
Yes, sir, if you say so.
1041
01:19:10,991 --> 01:19:12,652
You just heard me say so!
1042
01:19:14,194 --> 01:19:15,161
Take over.
1043
01:19:16,964 --> 01:19:18,556
See they work up a sweat.
1044
01:19:23,504 --> 01:19:26,905
l just gave an order
and l ain't heard no answer!
1045
01:19:28,642 --> 01:19:30,041
l'm waiting.
1046
01:19:32,179 --> 01:19:33,203
Aye, aye, sir.
1047
01:19:33,647 --> 01:19:34,909
That's better.
1048
01:19:35,749 --> 01:19:37,307
That's more like it.
1049
01:19:49,263 --> 01:19:52,892
Deck division, bring out the chippers
and scrapers and get after that rust.
1050
01:19:54,268 --> 01:19:56,862
Engineering division, air bedding. Fall out.
1051
01:20:10,250 --> 01:20:12,081
What's he taking all that guff for?
1052
01:20:12,486 --> 01:20:14,283
''Yes, sir.'' ''No, sir.''
1053
01:20:14,588 --> 01:20:16,021
''Aye, aye, sir.''
1054
01:20:16,256 --> 01:20:19,851
Hey, Killer, do you really think
he's bucking for a promotion?
1055
01:20:20,194 --> 01:20:23,220
Who, Mr. Roberts?
He's just tired, that's all.
1056
01:20:24,865 --> 01:20:27,026
Yeah, that's right. He's just tired.
1057
01:20:27,701 --> 01:20:29,760
Mr. Roberts, l got something here.
1058
01:20:30,104 --> 01:20:33,130
A little love letter from the Bureau came in
just this morning.
1059
01:20:33,273 --> 01:20:36,504
Get a load of this.
''To all ships and stations:
1060
01:20:36,643 --> 01:20:40,374
''Heightened war offensive has created
urgent need aboard combat ships...
1061
01:20:40,514 --> 01:20:42,106
''...for experienced officers.
1062
01:20:42,216 --> 01:20:46,619
''All commanding officers are directed
to forward with their endorsement...
1063
01:20:46,987 --> 01:20:50,718
''...all applications for transfer from officers
with 24 months sea duty.''
1064
01:20:51,024 --> 01:20:52,355
You've got 29 months.
1065
01:20:52,459 --> 01:20:54,950
Does that put old stupid
behind the eight ball or don't it?
1066
01:20:55,028 --> 01:20:58,896
Here's your letter, all typed up and ready
to go. Just the old John Hancock.
1067
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:02,296
Go ahead, Mr. Roberts.
l want to hear him explode.
1068
01:21:02,369 --> 01:21:04,530
Yeah, he'll go right through the overhead!
1069
01:21:05,439 --> 01:21:07,407
l want to look it over first.
1070
01:21:07,841 --> 01:21:10,173
What's to look over?
lt's just a standard form--
1071
01:21:10,244 --> 01:21:13,645
l'm not going to stand here and argue!
l told you l want to look it over.
1072
01:21:13,714 --> 01:21:16,581
Get back to your typewriter
before l put you on report!
1073
01:21:23,056 --> 01:21:25,524
All right, don't just stand here.
1074
01:21:54,221 --> 01:21:57,088
...from the headquarters
of the Allied Command in Europe.
1075
01:21:57,191 --> 01:22:00,092
I repeat,
there is no official announcement yet.
1076
01:22:00,527 --> 01:22:02,586
The report that the war
in Europe has ended...
1077
01:22:02,663 --> 01:22:04,893
...has come from only one correspondent.
1078
01:22:04,965 --> 01:22:08,799
It has not been confirmed by other
correspondents or by Allied Headquarters.
1079
01:22:08,969 --> 01:22:11,335
But here is one highly intriguing fact:
1080
01:22:11,872 --> 01:22:13,931
That report has not been denied.
1081
01:22:14,508 --> 01:22:16,408
Turn that thing off, will you, Doc?
1082
01:22:18,946 --> 01:22:21,972
Has Doug ever said anything to you
about wanting a promotion?
1083
01:22:22,483 --> 01:22:26,476
Of course not. l doubt if he's even
conscious of what rank he is.
1084
01:22:26,620 --> 01:22:30,420
He never thinks about a promotion.
All he ever thinks about is the war news.
1085
01:22:30,691 --> 01:22:34,092
Anybody who says he's bucking
for another stripe is a dirty liar!
1086
01:22:34,194 --> 01:22:35,126
Who says he is?
1087
01:22:35,195 --> 01:22:38,858
lnsigna, Mannion, some of those
other guys. l heard them talking.
1088
01:22:39,299 --> 01:22:42,530
Outside the porthole,
talking loud on purpose so l'd hear them.
1089
01:22:43,370 --> 01:22:45,565
Must've guessed l was lying here
in my sack.
1090
01:22:46,073 --> 01:22:47,904
What's happened to Doug, anyway?
1091
01:22:48,108 --> 01:22:49,336
How would l know?
1092
01:22:49,910 --> 01:22:52,902
He's spoken about ten words to me
in as many days.
1093
01:22:53,213 --> 01:22:54,510
l'll find out though.
1094
01:22:55,415 --> 01:22:57,007
He won't talk, Doc.
1095
01:22:57,317 --> 01:23:00,411
l followed him all around the room
this morning while he was shaving.
1096
01:23:00,487 --> 01:23:02,250
l begged him to talk to me.
1097
01:23:02,589 --> 01:23:05,581
l said, ''You're a fella who needs a friend,
and here l am.
1098
01:23:06,026 --> 01:23:08,119
''What's all this trouble
between you and the crew?
1099
01:23:08,195 --> 01:23:10,322
''You tell me and l'll fix it up like that! ''
1100
01:23:10,397 --> 01:23:14,333
Then l gave him a lot of good advice.
Things like: ''Keep your chin up.''
1101
01:23:14,535 --> 01:23:15,524
You know what he did?
1102
01:23:15,602 --> 01:23:18,332
He walked right out of this room
just as though l wasn't here.
1103
01:23:18,405 --> 01:23:19,702
And l was here.
1104
01:23:20,507 --> 01:23:23,601
Mr. Roberts is turning out to be
like an officer, ain't he?
1105
01:23:41,795 --> 01:23:45,561
Doug boy, we thought you were up in
the radio shack listening to the war news.
1106
01:23:45,799 --> 01:23:47,994
Don't you want to go out
and get a cup of coffee?
1107
01:23:48,068 --> 01:23:51,367
-Yeah, sure. l'll go with you.
-No, l don't want to. You go ahead.
1108
01:23:53,373 --> 01:23:56,206
Will you get out anyway?
l want to talk to Doc.
1109
01:23:56,677 --> 01:24:00,113
All right. l'm goin' for a cup of coffee.
No, l'm not.
1110
01:24:00,180 --> 01:24:02,114
l'm going to the radio shack
and listen to the war news.
1111
01:24:02,182 --> 01:24:03,774
You're not the only one interested.
1112
01:24:03,850 --> 01:24:05,442
See you later, Doc.
1113
01:24:12,593 --> 01:24:14,026
Transfer me, will you?
1114
01:24:14,661 --> 01:24:17,858
Transfer me to the hospital
on this next island. You can do it.
1115
01:24:18,131 --> 01:24:21,692
You don't need the Captain's approval.
Just put me ashore for examination.
1116
01:24:22,336 --> 01:24:24,827
Say there's something wrong
with my eyes or my feet or my head.
1117
01:24:24,905 --> 01:24:26,566
You can trump up something.
1118
01:24:29,076 --> 01:24:30,270
What good would that do?
1119
01:24:30,344 --> 01:24:34,337
Plenty. l'd lie around that hospital
for a couple of weeks till the ship sailed.
1120
01:24:34,748 --> 01:24:37,649
l'd be off this ship! Will you do it, Doc?
1121
01:24:44,691 --> 01:24:46,124
What's really the matter?
1122
01:24:50,430 --> 01:24:52,398
l just put Dolan on report.
1123
01:24:54,735 --> 01:24:55,724
On report?
1124
01:24:57,504 --> 01:24:58,528
Why?
1125
01:24:59,306 --> 01:25:02,537
l gave him an order. He didn't carry it out
fast enough to suit me.
1126
01:25:05,812 --> 01:25:07,245
No, that's not true.
1127
01:25:08,415 --> 01:25:09,541
lt's the war.
1128
01:25:10,651 --> 01:25:14,451
l heard the news. The war was ending
and l couldn't get to it.
1129
01:25:15,889 --> 01:25:19,689
There's Dolan, giving me guff about
something, and all of a sudden l hated him!
1130
01:25:20,227 --> 01:25:21,888
l hated all of them.
1131
01:25:22,729 --> 01:25:26,290
lf they think l'm bucking for a promotion,
that l walk ten feet across the room...
1132
01:25:26,366 --> 01:25:27,765
...to get anything from that captain...
1133
01:25:27,834 --> 01:25:30,064
...l'm through
with the whole ungrateful mob!
1134
01:25:30,504 --> 01:25:32,404
Does this crew owe you something?
1135
01:25:32,506 --> 01:25:33,973
What do you mean by that?
1136
01:25:34,374 --> 01:25:35,932
You talk as if they did.
1137
01:25:41,281 --> 01:25:43,181
That's exactly how l'm talking.
1138
01:25:45,318 --> 01:25:47,616
Doc, that shows you how far gone l am.
1139
01:25:49,022 --> 01:25:51,047
l'm blaming them for something that--
1140
01:25:51,792 --> 01:25:53,259
What? Something what?
1141
01:25:55,195 --> 01:25:59,564
Doug, you've made some sort of an
agreement with the Captain, haven't you?
1142
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:02,025
Agreement? l don't know what you mean.
1143
01:26:02,169 --> 01:26:04,569
Doc, turn on the radio!
1144
01:26:04,905 --> 01:26:07,533
This broadcast will bring you
a special newsflash.
1145
01:26:07,808 --> 01:26:11,574
The war is over in Europe!
The war is over in Europe!
1146
01:26:12,012 --> 01:26:15,004
Germany has surrendered unconditionally
to the Allied Armies.
1147
01:26:15,248 --> 01:26:18,308
The surrender was signed
in a schoolhouse in the city of Reims.
1148
01:26:19,853 --> 01:26:23,584
l would remind you that there is still
a minor skirmish here in the Pacific.
1149
01:26:23,924 --> 01:26:25,391
l'll miss that, too.
1150
01:26:26,393 --> 01:26:29,590
But this is the greatest day in the world.
We've got to celebrate.
1151
01:26:29,996 --> 01:26:32,396
-How about it, Frank?
-Yeah, we've gotta celebrate.
1152
01:26:32,466 --> 01:26:35,629
What'll it be? Alcohol and orange juice
or orange juice and alcohol?
1153
01:26:35,702 --> 01:26:37,329
Doc, that's not good enough.
1154
01:26:38,171 --> 01:26:40,969
We've gotta think of something
to lift this ship out of the water...
1155
01:26:41,041 --> 01:26:42,975
...and turn it around the other way.
1156
01:26:45,312 --> 01:26:47,303
You're gonna blow your lids
when you hear this idea!
1157
01:26:47,380 --> 01:26:49,143
Oh, what a sweet idea!
1158
01:26:49,449 --> 01:26:52,043
You said l never finish anything l start.
Boy, you're wrong.
1159
01:26:52,119 --> 01:26:54,280
Tonight l started something
and l'm gonna finish it.
1160
01:26:54,354 --> 01:26:56,618
-Wait a minute, what is it?
-A firecracker.
1161
01:26:56,890 --> 01:27:00,656
We're gonna heave a firecracker
under that old man's bunk, and bam!
1162
01:27:02,362 --> 01:27:06,162
Wake up, you unpatriotic old slob!
lt's V-E Day!
1163
01:27:06,733 --> 01:27:10,829
Did you ever see such a hand-painted,
hand-packed firecracker in your life?
1164
01:27:11,271 --> 01:27:14,399
lt's the most beautiful firecracker
l've ever seen, but will it work?
1165
01:27:14,474 --> 01:27:16,772
Sure it will! Well, l think it will.
1166
01:27:16,910 --> 01:27:19,936
Haven't you tested it?
lt's gotta work, it's just gotta.
1167
01:27:20,013 --> 01:27:23,005
l'll take it to the laundry, my laboratory.
l've got all the makings there.
1168
01:27:23,083 --> 01:27:25,643
lf this one works,
l can make another in two minutes.
1169
01:27:25,852 --> 01:27:29,686
We'll wait here. Be sure you've got enough
to make it loud. What about powder?
1170
01:27:29,756 --> 01:27:32,350
Powder? This ain't no popgun.
lt's a firecracker.
1171
01:27:32,459 --> 01:27:34,859
l used fulminate of mercury!
1172
01:27:38,498 --> 01:27:42,025
Fulminate of mercury? That stuff's murder.
Do you suppose he means it?
1173
01:27:42,235 --> 01:27:45,466
Of course not! Where would he get
fulminate of mercury?
1174
01:27:46,473 --> 01:27:48,737
l don't know. He's pretty resourceful.
1175
01:27:49,643 --> 01:27:52,271
-Well, how about a little drink?
-Right.
1176
01:27:53,914 --> 01:27:57,748
Doc, l've been living with a genius.
1177
01:27:59,486 --> 01:28:03,252
This makes everything worthwhile, a whole
year and a half he spent in his bunk.
1178
01:28:04,291 --> 01:28:07,089
How else could you celebrate VE Day?
1179
01:28:07,761 --> 01:28:10,229
A firecracker under the old man's bunk!
1180
01:28:14,901 --> 01:28:16,766
-To better days.
-Right.
1181
01:28:18,205 --> 01:28:22,403
And to a great American,
Frank Thurlowe Pulver...
1182
01:28:23,543 --> 01:28:27,741
...soldier, statesman, scientist.
1183
01:28:28,849 --> 01:28:30,749
Friend of the working girl.
1184
01:28:49,002 --> 01:28:50,264
What was that?
1185
01:28:51,071 --> 01:28:54,905
l don't know what it was, Captain,
but l'll try and find out.
1186
01:28:58,311 --> 01:29:02,907
Hey, there! Up on the bridge!
ls there anything wrong up there?
1187
01:29:15,595 --> 01:29:17,392
Help! Help!
1188
01:29:22,369 --> 01:29:24,633
This may be pretty bad, Doug.
1189
01:29:35,815 --> 01:29:38,113
Geez, that stuff's terrific!
1190
01:29:39,452 --> 01:29:40,578
Are you all right?
1191
01:29:40,787 --> 01:29:43,654
Yeah, l'm great.
You should have been there!
1192
01:29:43,924 --> 01:29:45,915
You're not burned or anything?
1193
01:29:45,992 --> 01:29:50,088
No, but that laundry's kind of beat up.
You know those laundry machines...
1194
01:29:50,563 --> 01:29:52,861
...are clear on the other side of the room.
1195
01:29:52,933 --> 01:29:57,029
There's a new porthole on the starboard
side. The electric eye went right through.
1196
01:29:57,337 --> 01:30:01,034
l guess a steam line must have busted.
l was up to here in lather!
1197
01:30:02,275 --> 01:30:07,178
Soapsuds were flying all around.
lt was absolutely beautiful!
1198
01:30:07,881 --> 01:30:10,247
What was it? Has anybody found out?
1199
01:30:11,418 --> 01:30:16,219
lt was the laundry, Captain.
A steam line must have busted.
1200
01:30:17,023 --> 01:30:18,115
Any damage?
1201
01:30:18,558 --> 01:30:23,723
We can't get in there.
The passageway is solid soapsuds.
1202
01:30:24,397 --> 01:30:26,524
Well, tell those men to be more careful.
1203
01:30:26,900 --> 01:30:28,595
Aye, aye, sir.
1204
01:30:42,349 --> 01:30:46,080
Frank, our celebration is
just getting started.
1205
01:30:46,653 --> 01:30:49,315
The night is young and our duty is clear.
1206
01:30:49,489 --> 01:30:52,253
-What now?
-We're gonna get the rest of your stuff.
1207
01:30:52,325 --> 01:30:55,260
You proved that it worked.
You just hit the wrong target, that's all.
1208
01:30:55,328 --> 01:30:58,923
We're gonna make another firecracker
and put it where it really belongs.
1209
01:31:00,967 --> 01:31:04,334
All of my stuff was down in the laundry.
lt all went up.
1210
01:31:06,573 --> 01:31:08,939
l'm sorry, Doug. l'm awful sorry.
1211
01:31:09,442 --> 01:31:10,773
That's okay, Frank.
1212
01:31:11,344 --> 01:31:13,437
-You're not sore at me, are you?
-What for?
1213
01:31:13,513 --> 01:31:15,811
-For spoiling the celebration.
-Of course not.
1214
01:31:16,916 --> 01:31:18,383
lt was a good idea, wasn't it?
1215
01:31:18,451 --> 01:31:22,319
lt was a great idea. l'm proud of you.
lt just didn't work, that's all.
1216
01:31:23,490 --> 01:31:24,821
-Where are you going?
-Out on deck.
1217
01:31:24,891 --> 01:31:26,449
Wait, l'll clean up and come.
1218
01:31:26,526 --> 01:31:30,428
l'm gonna turn in after that.
lt's okay, Frank.
1219
01:31:36,269 --> 01:31:39,170
He was happy there for a minute.
Did you hear him laughing?
1220
01:31:43,109 --> 01:31:45,407
Did you find out
what's the matter with him?
1221
01:31:46,346 --> 01:31:48,109
No, he wouldn't tell me.
1222
01:31:49,649 --> 01:31:52,777
But l know one thing he's feeling tonight
and that's panic.
1223
01:31:54,120 --> 01:31:57,521
Tonight he feels his war is dying
before he can get to it.
1224
01:32:02,695 --> 01:32:03,821
l let him down.
1225
01:32:05,698 --> 01:32:08,132
He wanted to celebrate and l let him down.
1226
01:32:08,568 --> 01:32:11,696
We hope that the King and Queen
will come out.
1227
01:32:11,805 --> 01:32:14,399
The crowds are cheering. Listen to them.
1228
01:32:16,609 --> 01:32:20,602
At any second now
we hope to see Their Majesties.
1229
01:32:20,847 --> 01:32:22,542
The color here is tremendous.
1230
01:32:22,615 --> 01:32:26,449
Everywhere rosettes!
Everywhere gay red, white and blue hats!
1231
01:32:26,653 --> 01:32:28,712
What's all that jabberin' on the radio?
1232
01:32:28,822 --> 01:32:30,881
Something about the King and Queen.
1233
01:32:37,197 --> 01:32:40,291
A steam line busted in the laundry.
They're cleaning it up now.
1234
01:32:40,366 --> 01:32:42,129
lt ain't even worth going to see.
1235
01:32:43,803 --> 01:32:46,101
Come on, Dolan,
don't let them get you down.
1236
01:32:49,843 --> 01:32:52,744
What was them croquette things
we had for chow tonight?
1237
01:33:00,487 --> 01:33:01,476
Good evening.
1238
01:33:03,156 --> 01:33:05,784
You fellas hear the news?
The war is over in Europe.
1239
01:33:06,159 --> 01:33:07,217
Yes, sir, we heard.
1240
01:33:07,293 --> 01:33:10,126
Sure, maybe somebody'll get
on the ball out here now.
1241
01:33:12,298 --> 01:33:13,492
Dolan, l....
1242
01:33:15,335 --> 01:33:20,363
l guess l kind of blew my top.
l'm sorry. l'm taking you off report.
1243
01:33:21,508 --> 01:33:22,873
Whatever you want, sir.
1244
01:33:23,843 --> 01:33:25,868
Well, l guess l'll hit the old sack.
1245
01:33:26,446 --> 01:33:27,811
Yeah, me too.
1246
01:33:28,681 --> 01:33:30,808
-Yeah, l think so.
-Good night.
1247
01:33:32,218 --> 01:33:34,015
l didn't realize how late it was.
1248
01:33:53,540 --> 01:33:55,303
Since I talked to you 35 minutes ago...
1249
01:33:55,375 --> 01:33:58,503
...the picture's changed a little bit
here in Times Square....
1250
01:33:59,546 --> 01:34:02,481
Our boys have won this victory today.
1251
01:34:04,117 --> 01:34:06,051
But the rest is up to you.
1252
01:34:07,120 --> 01:34:10,681
You, and you alone must recognize
our enemies...
1253
01:34:11,958 --> 01:34:16,895
...the forces of ambition, cruelty,
arrogance and stupidity!
1254
01:34:18,198 --> 01:34:22,134
You must recognize them.
You must destroy them!
1255
01:34:23,036 --> 01:34:26,437
You must tear them out
as you would a malignant growth...
1256
01:34:27,273 --> 01:34:29,867
...and cast them
from the surface of the Earth!
1257
01:35:58,131 --> 01:36:01,328
Sound the general alarm!
Sound the general alarm!
1258
01:36:02,035 --> 01:36:04,595
Sound the general alarm.
Off to the deck!
1259
01:36:24,223 --> 01:36:25,781
What happened?
What happened?
1260
01:36:26,225 --> 01:36:27,453
Must be an air raid!
1261
01:36:27,527 --> 01:36:30,291
Submarine! Must be a submarine!
1262
01:36:30,396 --> 01:36:31,328
What happened?
1263
01:36:31,397 --> 01:36:33,228
-Submarine!
-Must be an air raid!
1264
01:36:40,707 --> 01:36:43,642
Secure that life raft!
He didn't say abandon ship!
1265
01:36:44,444 --> 01:36:47,902
All right, now, wait a minute!
Laundry detail report to forward gun!
1266
01:36:49,582 --> 01:36:51,209
l'm coming! Where's the gun?
1267
01:36:51,351 --> 01:36:52,716
-lnsigna?
-Yeah.
1268
01:36:52,885 --> 01:36:54,614
Are you supposed to be up there?
1269
01:36:54,687 --> 01:36:56,678
Yeah. We was up here last year.
1270
01:36:57,390 --> 01:36:59,255
Dowdy, where's my battle station?
1271
01:36:59,325 --> 01:37:02,089
l don't know where your battle station is.
Look around!
1272
01:37:03,129 --> 01:37:06,963
Ask a man politely where his battle station
is and he says, ''Look around! ''
1273
01:37:07,467 --> 01:37:09,435
Engine room manned and ready.
1274
01:37:09,535 --> 01:37:11,901
All battle stations manned and ready.
1275
01:37:11,971 --> 01:37:13,336
All except mine.
1276
01:37:15,942 --> 01:37:18,342
All battle stations manned and ready,
Captain.
1277
01:37:37,530 --> 01:37:40,829
All right. Who did it?
1278
01:37:42,535 --> 01:37:44,025
Who did it?
1279
01:37:44,971 --> 01:37:50,273
You are going to stand sweating at those
battle stations until someone confesses!
1280
01:37:51,511 --> 01:37:53,945
It's an insult to the honor of this ship.
1281
01:37:55,214 --> 01:37:58,183
The symbol of our cargo record
has been destroyed...
1282
01:37:58,651 --> 01:38:03,213
...and l'm going to find out who did it
if it takes all night!
1283
01:38:03,956 --> 01:38:06,618
Symbol of our cargo record. What's that?
1284
01:38:06,759 --> 01:38:08,192
l don't know.
1285
01:38:20,706 --> 01:38:23,197
Stefanowski, find some battle station.
1286
01:38:28,614 --> 01:38:31,276
-The palm tree's gone.
-Hey, come on, come on!
1287
01:38:31,350 --> 01:38:34,581
-The palm tree. The palm tree's gone.
-The palm tree's gone.
1288
01:38:37,457 --> 01:38:39,084
Read me that master list.
1289
01:38:41,727 --> 01:38:42,751
Abernathy.
1290
01:38:42,962 --> 01:38:44,190
No, not Abernathy.
1291
01:38:44,263 --> 01:38:45,389
-Baker.
-No.
1292
01:39:05,685 --> 01:39:07,585
-O'Neill.
-No, not O'Neill.
1293
01:39:08,221 --> 01:39:09,245
Pulver.
1294
01:39:14,160 --> 01:39:17,652
Pulver wouldn't have the guts.
Go on, go on.
1295
01:39:18,231 --> 01:39:19,323
Roberts.
1296
01:39:21,033 --> 01:39:23,524
Roberts! That's the one!
1297
01:39:24,403 --> 01:39:27,463
Get him up here. Get him up here,
right now! Get him up here!
1298
01:39:27,540 --> 01:39:28,939
Mr. Roberts will report...
1299
01:39:29,008 --> 01:39:31,169
...to the Captain's cabin on the double.
1300
01:39:40,152 --> 01:39:43,121
Mr. Roberts will report
to the Captain's cabin on the double.
1301
01:39:43,189 --> 01:39:44,349
Give me that!
1302
01:39:45,558 --> 01:39:48,891
Roberts! Roberts, you get up here
in one quick hurry!
1303
01:39:49,362 --> 01:39:52,525
Roberts, get a move on.
I'm giving you an order!
1304
01:39:52,798 --> 01:39:54,265
Do you hear me, Roberts?
1305
01:39:54,333 --> 01:39:58,895
This is it. You get a move on
and get up here, or this is finally...
1306
01:39:59,171 --> 01:40:02,868
...finally the showdown. We are going
to have it out right here and now.
1307
01:40:03,209 --> 01:40:05,939
Do you hear, Roberts?
Get up here now!
1308
01:40:06,779 --> 01:40:08,144
You want to see me, Captain?
1309
01:40:08,214 --> 01:40:11,513
You did it! Don't stand there and lie to me.
Confess it!
1310
01:40:14,654 --> 01:40:16,986
Confess what? l don't know
what you're talking about.
1311
01:40:17,056 --> 01:40:19,581
You know what l'm talking about
because you did it!
1312
01:40:19,992 --> 01:40:23,086
You've double-crossed me!
You've gone back on your word!
1313
01:40:23,329 --> 01:40:24,159
No, I haven't, Captain.
1314
01:40:24,230 --> 01:40:28,223
Oh, yes, you have! Yes, you have.
I kept my part of the bargain.
1315
01:40:28,401 --> 01:40:31,996
I gave this crew liberty!
I gave this crew liberty...
1316
01:40:32,204 --> 01:40:34,195
...but you've gone back on your word.
1317
01:40:34,373 --> 01:40:36,364
You promised me on your word of honor!
1318
01:40:36,642 --> 01:40:39,907
I kept my word. I haven't written
any more letters.
1319
01:40:42,281 --> 01:40:45,273
l'm not talking about your stinking letters.
1320
01:40:45,651 --> 01:40:47,619
l'm talking about what you did tonight!
1321
01:40:47,687 --> 01:40:51,054
Tonight? l don't understand you, Captain.
What do you think l did tonight?
1322
01:40:51,123 --> 01:40:52,522
You know what you did!
1323
01:40:54,226 --> 01:40:55,887
You stabbed me in the back!
1324
01:40:57,263 --> 01:40:58,730
You stabbed me in the--
1325
01:41:07,974 --> 01:41:12,274
Will the Doctor please report
to the Captain's cabin on the double!
1326
01:41:19,285 --> 01:41:23,244
Will the doctor please report
to the Captain's cabin on the double!
1327
01:41:30,863 --> 01:41:32,888
Hey, Lindstrom, where is the old man?
1328
01:41:33,065 --> 01:41:35,363
He's sittin' in a chair, leaning way forward.
1329
01:41:35,635 --> 01:41:36,932
What's the Doc doing?
1330
01:41:37,069 --> 01:41:39,037
Doc's holding a wastebasket.
1331
01:41:39,138 --> 01:41:40,298
What wastebasket?
1332
01:41:40,439 --> 01:41:42,464
The one the old man's got his head in.
1333
01:41:44,377 --> 01:41:45,844
There he goes again!
1334
01:41:46,979 --> 01:41:48,446
They got him to the couch.
1335
01:41:50,683 --> 01:41:52,014
That's it.
1336
01:41:53,185 --> 01:41:56,882
Now we mustn't let ourselves
get angry, Captain.
1337
01:41:57,690 --> 01:41:59,487
We know that, don't we?
1338
01:42:11,170 --> 01:42:12,637
Look out, here they come.
1339
01:42:16,409 --> 01:42:18,536
We'll not need the stretcher now.
Sorry.
1340
01:42:20,146 --> 01:42:21,170
Chief?
1341
01:42:22,615 --> 01:42:23,604
Yes, sir.
1342
01:42:23,816 --> 01:42:26,717
Pass the word to the men
to secure from general quarters.
1343
01:42:32,024 --> 01:42:33,286
See you later.
1344
01:42:36,128 --> 01:42:39,097
Now hear this! Now hear this!
1345
01:42:39,298 --> 01:42:41,129
Secure from general quarters.
1346
01:42:46,172 --> 01:42:47,696
Good night, Mr. Roberts.
1347
01:42:48,074 --> 01:42:49,905
Good night, Reber.
1348
01:43:41,227 --> 01:43:43,923
Okay, Mr. Roberts. l'll take these down
to the gangway.
1349
01:43:43,996 --> 01:43:48,092
The boat from the island should be out
here any minute for you. l'll let you know.
1350
01:43:48,334 --> 01:43:49,926
Never thought you'd be taking this trip,
did you?
1351
01:43:50,002 --> 01:43:52,334
l'll be off this bucket before l even wake up.
1352
01:43:52,505 --> 01:43:54,473
They're flying you all the way
to the Livingston?
1353
01:43:54,540 --> 01:43:58,237
l don't know. Dispatch said,
''Transfer, travel by air, if possible.''
1354
01:43:58,544 --> 01:44:00,637
They're landing planes at Okinawa now.
1355
01:44:00,713 --> 01:44:03,113
That's where my can's
probably running around.
1356
01:44:04,049 --> 01:44:07,246
Okinawa?
You be mighty careful, Doug boy.
1357
01:44:09,789 --> 01:44:12,781
Doc, l even got a destroyer:
the Livingston.
1358
01:44:13,259 --> 01:44:15,989
l know a guy on the Livingston.
He don't think it's so hot.
1359
01:44:16,061 --> 01:44:19,189
Here your are, Mr. Roberts. l typed up
three copies of the radio dispatch.
1360
01:44:19,265 --> 01:44:21,733
l have to keep one copy
and here's two for you.
1361
01:44:22,101 --> 01:44:26,936
You are now officially detached
from this here bucket. Let me be the first.
1362
01:44:29,041 --> 01:44:31,771
How about these orders?
l haven't sent in a letter for a month.
1363
01:44:31,844 --> 01:44:33,971
Listen, l can tell you exactly
how that happened.
1364
01:44:34,046 --> 01:44:37,573
You see, those guys in Washington
need men awful bad for combat duty.
1365
01:44:37,817 --> 01:44:39,478
They lookinged through
some of the old letters...
1366
01:44:39,552 --> 01:44:41,315
...and come across one of yours.
1367
01:44:41,453 --> 01:44:45,082
Listen, we can't stand here
beating our gums. The old man says:
1368
01:44:45,658 --> 01:44:49,526
''lf he ain't out of here in one hour,
l'll throw him off! ''
1369
01:44:50,129 --> 01:44:52,029
-ls that all he said?
-That's all he said.
1370
01:44:52,097 --> 01:44:55,533
After fighting this thing for two years,
you'd think he'd say more than that.
1371
01:44:55,601 --> 01:44:59,867
Guard, I don't want no man closer
than ten feet! Understand?
1372
01:45:00,506 --> 01:45:01,438
What's that?
1373
01:45:01,674 --> 01:45:04,302
A new botanical garden.
Ain't you heard?
1374
01:45:05,477 --> 01:45:08,844
When we anchored this morning,
he sent Olsen out with a special detail.
1375
01:45:08,914 --> 01:45:10,347
Dug up a new palm tree.
1376
01:45:10,583 --> 01:45:15,213
He's already set a 24-hour watch on that
new baby, with orders to shoot to kill!
1377
01:45:16,055 --> 01:45:19,684
That reminds me, Ensign Pulver,
the Captain wants to see you right away.
1378
01:45:20,125 --> 01:45:21,888
-What about?
-l don't know, sir.
1379
01:45:22,027 --> 01:45:25,724
l'll come back to say good-bye later,
Mr. Roberts. Come on, Ensign Pulver.
1380
01:45:26,332 --> 01:45:29,529
l bet those guys down in the laundry
starched his pajamas again!
1381
01:45:32,371 --> 01:45:34,464
-You're pretty happy, aren't you?
-Yep.
1382
01:45:34,773 --> 01:45:37,037
You're happy about it, too, aren't you, Doc?
1383
01:45:37,376 --> 01:45:39,276
l think it's the only thing for you.
1384
01:45:41,280 --> 01:45:43,009
What do you think of the crew now?
1385
01:45:43,082 --> 01:45:45,243
They're all right. They're nice guys.
1386
01:45:47,219 --> 01:45:49,050
How do you think they feel about you?
1387
01:45:49,121 --> 01:45:52,147
They like me well enough,
till the next guy comes along.
1388
01:45:53,058 --> 01:45:55,117
You don't think you're necessary to them?
1389
01:45:55,194 --> 01:45:57,754
Doc, no officer is necessary to a crew.
1390
01:45:59,265 --> 01:46:01,597
Are you going to leave this ship
believing that?
1391
01:46:01,667 --> 01:46:02,895
lt's nothing against them, Doc.
1392
01:46:02,968 --> 01:46:06,495
They're too busy lookin' out for themselves
to worry about anybody else.
1393
01:46:07,273 --> 01:46:09,741
Well, take a good, deep breath, Buster.
1394
01:46:14,013 --> 01:46:16,413
What do you think got you your orders?
1395
01:46:16,815 --> 01:46:20,012
Prayer and fasting?
Sending in enough box tops?
1396
01:46:20,653 --> 01:46:22,883
Dolan said one of my old letters turned up.
1397
01:46:24,790 --> 01:46:26,587
This crew got you transferred.
1398
01:46:27,192 --> 01:46:29,558
They were so busy
thinking about themselves...
1399
01:46:29,628 --> 01:46:33,894
...that they took a chance of landing
in prison for five years, every one of them.
1400
01:46:34,934 --> 01:46:38,802
You couldn't send in a letter for transfer,
so they sent one in for you.
1401
01:46:39,672 --> 01:46:41,799
They knew the Captain wouldn't
sign it approved...
1402
01:46:41,874 --> 01:46:44,536
...so they didn't bother him.
They signed it for him.
1403
01:46:45,077 --> 01:46:47,136
Doc, what do you mean?
They forged the Captain's name?
1404
01:46:47,212 --> 01:46:48,543
That's it exactly.
1405
01:46:51,684 --> 01:46:54,016
lt was quite a thing to see, Doug...
1406
01:46:54,353 --> 01:46:56,787
...the Captain's name-signing contest.
1407
01:46:56,989 --> 01:46:59,685
Every man in the crew trying his best...
1408
01:46:59,925 --> 01:47:02,951
...to copy that little scrawl of the Captain's.
1409
01:47:04,296 --> 01:47:07,026
Then the judges decided the winner.
1410
01:47:08,167 --> 01:47:11,193
At the time, there was some criticism
of their decision...
1411
01:47:11,270 --> 01:47:13,636
...on the grounds that the judges
were drunk.
1412
01:47:14,273 --> 01:47:17,401
But apparently from the results,
they chose pretty well.
1413
01:47:18,610 --> 01:47:20,305
How did you find out about it?
1414
01:47:21,547 --> 01:47:23,208
Well, it was a great honor.
1415
01:47:24,917 --> 01:47:27,112
l'm the only officer aboard who knows.
1416
01:47:28,787 --> 01:47:30,118
l was a contestant.
1417
01:47:31,056 --> 01:47:32,546
l was also a judge.
1418
01:47:32,992 --> 01:47:37,554
This double honor was accorded me
because of my character...
1419
01:47:37,930 --> 01:47:40,023
...charm, good looks...
1420
01:47:41,100 --> 01:47:43,830
...and because the medical department
contributed...
1421
01:47:43,969 --> 01:47:46,995
...four gallons of grain alcohol
to the contest.
1422
01:47:50,676 --> 01:47:52,735
Who won? Who signed it?
1423
01:47:55,047 --> 01:47:58,847
l'm not at liberty to say.
Basically, they all did.
1424
01:47:59,985 --> 01:48:02,283
And with just one idea in mind:
1425
01:48:03,622 --> 01:48:05,988
To do something for Mr. Roberts.
1426
01:48:10,896 --> 01:48:12,454
l wish you hadn't told me.
1427
01:48:15,167 --> 01:48:17,863
lt makes me look pretty silly
after what l just said.
1428
01:48:19,772 --> 01:48:21,330
But l didn't mean it, Doc.
1429
01:48:22,841 --> 01:48:25,002
l was afraid to say what l really feel.
1430
01:48:26,979 --> 01:48:28,446
l love those guys.
1431
01:48:30,082 --> 01:48:32,607
l think they're the greatest guys
on this Earth.
1432
01:48:34,520 --> 01:48:38,320
All of a sudden l feel there's something
terribly wrong about leaving them.
1433
01:48:40,826 --> 01:48:42,293
What can l say to them?
1434
01:48:42,828 --> 01:48:45,023
Nothing. You don't know about it.
1435
01:48:47,066 --> 01:48:51,969
After you're safely aboard your new ship
l'm supposed to write and tell you about it.
1436
01:48:53,839 --> 01:48:56,239
At the bottom of the letter l'm to say:
1437
01:48:57,743 --> 01:48:59,973
''Thanks for the liberty, Mr. Roberts.
1438
01:49:02,014 --> 01:49:03,777
''Thanks for everything.''
1439
01:49:29,241 --> 01:49:31,334
l'm the new cargo officer.
1440
01:49:32,978 --> 01:49:36,004
And that ain't all. l've gotta have dinner
with him tonight.
1441
01:49:36,215 --> 01:49:37,239
He likes me!
1442
01:49:39,251 --> 01:49:40,240
Come in.
1443
01:49:41,553 --> 01:49:42,281
What's that?
1444
01:49:42,354 --> 01:49:45,084
Fire and rescue party!
We heard you had a fire in here.
1445
01:49:45,491 --> 01:49:46,685
No, but as long as you're here--
1446
01:49:46,758 --> 01:49:51,195
A false alarm, then? ln that case,
we might as well drink this stuff.
1447
01:49:53,565 --> 01:49:56,125
What's in that?
A new batch of jungle juice?
1448
01:49:56,668 --> 01:49:58,863
ln the handy new portable container.
1449
01:50:15,654 --> 01:50:16,848
Everybody loaded?
1450
01:50:17,055 --> 01:50:19,615
All right, you guys, you can come in now.
1451
01:50:29,902 --> 01:50:31,062
What is it?
1452
01:50:32,271 --> 01:50:33,238
Open it.
1453
01:50:39,311 --> 01:50:40,710
What is it, Doug?
1454
01:50:45,717 --> 01:50:47,275
lt's a palm tree, see.
1455
01:50:47,619 --> 01:50:49,553
lt was Dowdy's idea.
1456
01:50:50,556 --> 01:50:53,320
Mannion made it.
He cut it out of sheet brass.
1457
01:50:53,625 --> 01:50:55,422
Mannion drew the words on it, too.
1458
01:50:55,494 --> 01:50:57,189
Stefanowski thought up the words.
1459
01:50:57,262 --> 01:51:01,062
Booksie gets credit for the ribbon, from
a box of candy he got from his mother.
1460
01:51:02,868 --> 01:51:06,304
Read the words, Mr. Roberts.
1461
01:51:08,373 --> 01:51:09,772
''Order of....''
1462
01:51:22,821 --> 01:51:24,516
''Order of the Palm.
1463
01:51:25,157 --> 01:51:27,682
''To Lieutenant J.G. Douglas Roberts.
1464
01:51:28,527 --> 01:51:33,328
''For action against the enemy,
above and beyond the call of duty.''
1465
01:51:40,772 --> 01:51:43,366
lt's very nice,
but l think you've got the wrong guy.
1466
01:51:43,909 --> 01:51:46,434
We know, sir.
But we'd like you to have it anyway.
1467
01:51:48,580 --> 01:51:50,047
Okay, l'll keep it.
1468
01:51:50,249 --> 01:51:52,217
Stefanowski thought up the words.
1469
01:51:53,151 --> 01:51:54,311
They're fine words.
1470
01:51:55,787 --> 01:51:58,119
The boat's here, Mr. Roberts.
l put your gear in.
1471
01:51:58,190 --> 01:52:00,090
They want to shove off right away.
1472
01:52:08,200 --> 01:52:10,498
-We haven't had our drink yet.
-No, sir.
1473
01:52:11,036 --> 01:52:14,199
You won't get any jungle juice
aboard that destroyer, Mr. Roberts.
1474
01:52:14,673 --> 01:52:16,004
That's right, Dowdy.
1475
01:52:27,519 --> 01:52:30,283
Good-bye, Doc. And thanks.
1476
01:52:31,290 --> 01:52:34,191
Good-bye, Frank.
Remember, l'm counting on you!
1477
01:53:29,081 --> 01:53:31,948
Mail call will be
on the forward hatch immediately.
1478
01:53:40,892 --> 01:53:43,417
Newspapers. Eight weeks old.
1479
01:53:46,798 --> 01:53:50,666
Ensign Pulver, we just heard.
No movies again tonight!
1480
01:53:51,169 --> 01:53:51,965
Why not?
1481
01:53:52,037 --> 01:53:56,201
He said we was making too much noise.
We wasn't making too much noise.
1482
01:53:56,808 --> 01:53:58,400
Talk to him, will you, Ensign Pulver?
1483
01:53:58,477 --> 01:54:01,537
What me? To the Captain? Yeah.
1484
01:54:05,450 --> 01:54:06,849
-Bookser?
-Yes, sir.
1485
01:54:07,119 --> 01:54:08,916
-Lindstrom?
-Yes, sir.
1486
01:54:09,354 --> 01:54:10,981
-Dolan?
-Here, sir.
1487
01:54:11,223 --> 01:54:13,453
-Stefanowski?
-Right here, sir.
1488
01:54:24,536 --> 01:54:27,300
My mother, all she ever says is,
''Stay away from Japan.''
1489
01:54:28,573 --> 01:54:29,597
What's your news, Doc?
1490
01:54:32,077 --> 01:54:34,637
My wife got some new wallpaper
for the living room.
1491
01:54:36,848 --> 01:54:37,837
Pretty.
1492
01:54:42,687 --> 01:54:43,745
Alabama.
1493
01:54:44,856 --> 01:54:46,653
l shall read that one later.
1494
01:54:47,993 --> 01:54:50,461
-Hey, Doc. This is from Doug.
-Yeah?
1495
01:54:50,529 --> 01:54:51,860
What does he say?
1496
01:54:51,930 --> 01:54:55,195
Hey, you guys. You want to hear a letter
from Mr. Roberts?
1497
01:55:01,206 --> 01:55:02,468
''Dear Frank....
1498
01:55:03,175 --> 01:55:05,541
''This will be short and sweet...
1499
01:55:06,044 --> 01:55:08,706
''...as we're shoving off
in about two minutes.''
1500
01:55:09,714 --> 01:55:11,773
This was dated three weeks ago.
1501
01:55:12,250 --> 01:55:13,581
Does he say where he is?
1502
01:55:13,652 --> 01:55:17,315
Yeah, he says, ''My guess about
the location of this ship is exactly right.''
1503
01:55:17,389 --> 01:55:19,357
That means he's around Okinawa.
1504
01:55:23,161 --> 01:55:25,254
He met Fornell.
1505
01:55:25,964 --> 01:55:28,524
That friend of mine, guy named Fornell
l went to college with?
1506
01:55:28,600 --> 01:55:29,862
This is what he says:
1507
01:55:30,035 --> 01:55:34,199
''Fornell says that you and he used
to load up your car with liquor in Omaha...
1508
01:55:34,272 --> 01:55:38,106
''...and sell it at an indecent profit
to the fraternity boys at lowa city.''
1509
01:55:38,176 --> 01:55:39,507
''How about that?''
1510
01:55:40,011 --> 01:55:41,205
We did, too!
1511
01:55:43,281 --> 01:55:45,647
''This part is for Doc. l've been....''
1512
01:55:46,184 --> 01:55:48,675
Go ahead and read it. lt's for both of us.
1513
01:55:49,354 --> 01:55:53,347
''Doc, l've been aboard this destroyer
for two weeks now...
1514
01:55:53,425 --> 01:55:56,394
''...and we've already been through
four air attacks.
1515
01:55:56,761 --> 01:55:58,729
''l'm in the war at last, Doc!
1516
01:55:59,164 --> 01:56:02,190
''l've caught up with that task force
that passed me by.
1517
01:56:02,667 --> 01:56:06,262
''l'm glad to be here.
l had to be here, l guess.
1518
01:56:06,872 --> 01:56:10,205
''But l'm thinking now of you, Doc,
and you, Frank.
1519
01:56:10,775 --> 01:56:15,474
''And Dolan, and Dowdy, and lnsigna
and everyone else on that bucket.
1520
01:56:16,314 --> 01:56:20,774
''All the guys everywhere who sail
from Tedium to Apathy...
1521
01:56:21,453 --> 01:56:25,651
''...and back again,
with an occasional side trip to Monotony.
1522
01:56:27,192 --> 01:56:30,992
''This is a tough crew on here,
and they have a wonderful battle record.
1523
01:56:32,097 --> 01:56:35,828
''But l've discovered, Doc,
that the unseen enemy of this war...
1524
01:56:36,201 --> 01:56:39,261
''...is the boredom
that eventually becomes a faith...
1525
01:56:40,238 --> 01:56:43,002
''...and, therefore, a terrible sort of suicide.
1526
01:56:43,942 --> 01:56:47,469
''l know now that the ones
who refuse to surrender to it...
1527
01:56:47,946 --> 01:56:49,914
''...are the strongest of all.
1528
01:56:50,749 --> 01:56:54,241
''Right now l'm looking at something
that's hanging over my desk.
1529
01:56:54,753 --> 01:56:56,812
''A preposterous hunk of brass...
1530
01:56:56,888 --> 01:57:00,483
''...attached to the most bilious piece
of ribbon l've ever seen.
1531
01:57:00,926 --> 01:57:04,191
''l'd rather have it
than the Congressional Medal of Honor.
1532
01:57:05,230 --> 01:57:07,960
''lt tells me what l'll always be proudest of:
1533
01:57:08,800 --> 01:57:11,997
''That at a time in the world
when courage counted most...
1534
01:57:12,771 --> 01:57:15,535
''...l lived among 62 brave men.
1535
01:57:17,375 --> 01:57:22,039
''So, Doc, and especially you, Frank,
don't let those guys down.
1536
01:57:23,882 --> 01:57:27,283
''Of course l know that by this time
they must be very happy...
1537
01:57:27,519 --> 01:57:30,852
''...because the Captain's overhead
is filled with marbles.
1538
01:57:34,626 --> 01:57:38,756
''And here comes the mail orderly.
This has to go now. l'll finish it later.
1539
01:57:39,130 --> 01:57:42,429
''Meanwhile you guys can write too,
can't you? Doug.''
1540
01:57:43,602 --> 01:57:45,229
May l see that, Frank?
1541
01:57:46,671 --> 01:57:48,298
This one's from Fornell.
1542
01:57:49,674 --> 01:57:52,905
''l'd rather have it
than the Congressional Medal of Honor.''
1543
01:57:55,947 --> 01:57:58,381
Well, l'm glad he found that out.
1544
01:58:07,158 --> 01:58:08,625
What's the matter?
1545
01:58:13,398 --> 01:58:14,763
What's the matter?
1546
01:58:22,273 --> 01:58:24,002
Frank, what is it?
1547
01:58:29,748 --> 01:58:31,272
Mr. Roberts is dead.
1548
01:58:34,819 --> 01:58:36,309
This is from Fornell.
1549
01:58:37,722 --> 01:58:40,987
They took a Jap suicide plane
and killed everybody in a twin 40 battery...
1550
01:58:41,059 --> 01:58:43,459
...and went right on through
and killed Doug...
1551
01:58:43,728 --> 01:58:46,219
...and some other officer, in the wardroom.
1552
01:58:48,166 --> 01:58:50,498
They were drinking coffee when it hit.
1553
01:58:56,708 --> 01:58:57,800
Coffee?
1554
01:58:58,576 --> 01:59:02,444
Could l have that?
l'd like to post it for the crew.
1555
01:59:07,619 --> 01:59:10,782
Post this instead. lt's theirs.
1556
02:00:00,238 --> 02:00:01,637
Yes, who is it?
1557
02:00:01,740 --> 02:00:07,440
lt is l, Ensign Pulver, and l just threw
your stinkin' palm tree overboard.
1558
02:00:10,615 --> 02:00:13,743
Now what's all this crud
about no movie tonight?
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