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Can I lend you a hand?
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Yeah, two hands.
Preferably attached to a mechanic.
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I may not be certified,
but I've had my share of comatose cars.
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Patient's all yours.
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Gotta check the water level.
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I did. It's full.
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Oh, yeah.
I'll take your word for it.
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- Transmission fluid looks good.
- Also the oil,
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- which is what you're checking.
- Right.
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So can I give you a ride
to a gas station, or?
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At last, my knight in shining armor.
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Dawn. It's a great name.
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It makes you think
of sunrises and new beginnings.
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Yeah, and Tony Orlando.
Would you mind lowering the noise?
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Oh, sorry. Is it too loud?
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You're funny.
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Don't tell me you're an actress.
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Well, you could say that.
I sell shoes and pretend I like it.
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You sell shoes? God, what a waste.
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Hey, don't knock it.
Calucci slingbacks, wholesale.
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I think you're missing a bet.
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I mean, you got all the right stuff.
Good looks, brains, wit...
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Hey, don't stop now.
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I think we should get together
and discuss this.
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You can stop now.
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There's a service station up ahead.
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Gee, it appears
I'm a little short today.
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What do you say
we take it out in trade?
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Here. Bring some friends.
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"Open Mike Night
at the Laugh Connection"?
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By day she sells footwear.
By night she makes America laugh.
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Try and come. It'd be nice to have
at least one fan in the audience.
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Cool!
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You're looking awful spiffy.
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Thanks, Jake.
Jane and I are going out for dinner.
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After a week of morning sickness,
she's suddenly feeling very romantic.
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Who knows?
Maybe I'll even get lucky tonight.
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A woman who loves you,
a baby on the way.
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Don't kid yourself, you're lucky.
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Hey, what are you complaining about?
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You've got all the women you want,
freedom to spare.
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Oh, yeah. I got it made.
You're right.
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Believe me, a relationship is hard work.
It's something you have to be ready for.
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- And you gotta want it bad enough.
- Sure.
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Even if I did, I'd blow it.
Somehow I always do.
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Cry me a river. Aren't you the guy
who wrote the book on getting women?
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Getting them is one thing.
Keeping them is something else.
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I think I'm missing out.
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Well, there is something
to be said for the slow approach.
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I mean, take my wife and myself.
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We actually dated for a while.
Took the time to get to know each other.
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Built a friendship first.
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- Friendship first?
- Friendship first.
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- Well, there's a novelty.
- And it's worth a try.
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Just a matter of controlling
your animal instincts.
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She was so awesome. I mean,
she even made me laugh at myself.
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Yeah, well, she's got
a lot of material to work with.
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- That smells great.
- It does.
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- I got bread.
- OK.
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Stop talking about this stupid dinner.
You have to see Dawn perform tonight.
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This stupid dinner you're referring to
is my spicy crawfish etouffee.
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Lust at first sight.
Billy's been down that road before.
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OK, I'd be crazy to say
she's not sexy.
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I mean, Dawn's a woman.
She's worldly, challenging, mature...
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Yeah? So, what does she see in you?
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Ouch! That's what you get
for insulting her recipe.
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Guys, I'm a lot more mature
than you think.
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I have some charm, intelligence.
I'm just not obvious about it.
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Mr Maturity, we all pitched in
for dinner.
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Put it on my tab.
Better yet, we'll take it out in trade.
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I'm in my apartment by myself,
when all of a sudden,
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the lights go off, and I freak out.
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I think, "Oh, my God,
there is a guy in the basement,
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he has flipped the switch, and he's
coming to kill me, end of story."
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Then I look out the window,
and I notice the entire block is out.
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And I am so relieved because I think,
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"Maybe he'll start at the other end
of the block."
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OK, I'm a little paranoid.
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I've only been divorced six months now.
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She's divorced.
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Hey, have you noticed that guys seem
to get serious a lot quicker these days?
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With everything going on out there,
I guess it's a little spooky.
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They gotta choose
between marriage and death.
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At least with marriage they get fed.
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But the joke's on them
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because once they get married
they find out we don't cook anymore.
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Well, you've been a great audience.
Thank you very much.
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Dawn. Dawn Bonds.
Let's hear it for her.
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We're gonna take a break
for about five minutes.
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You were great. Hilarious.
Wasn't she hilarious?
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- Yeah, funny.
- That was very, very funny.
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You were great.
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"Thank you,"
said the Christian to the lions.
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- These are my friends. This is Alison.
- Hi.
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- That's Rhonda.
- Hi.
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- And Matt.
- What you said about the single's life,
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- it couldn't be truer.
- You wanna sit down?
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No, I'm sorry, Billy.
I have to get home.
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The last downtown bus
stops running in about 15 minutes.
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It'd be a lot faster in my cab.
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And I know a great pizza place
along the way.
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I'll go get my things.
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Somebody ought to bottle this guy
for medicinal purposes.
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- So how long were you married?
- Eight years.
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Rob was gonna be the next
David Lee Roth.
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And I totally supported that.
Man, did I support that.
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Then I started to have my own dreams,
and he couldn't return the favor.
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It's the worst when someone you love
doesn't believe in you.
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So now I haunt the amateur shows,
trying to make up for lost time.
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Some nights I lie in bed and I think,
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"I'm good, I'm really good.
I'm gonna make it."
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And then other nights...
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I know the feeling.
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It's like you're in front
of this freight train,
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- and you're running as fast as you can.
- You don't know the half of it.
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I know what it's like to doubt yourself.
I wonder if I'll make it as a writer.
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But I'm not gonna give up. I'm gonna
beat that train, and so will you.
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Assuming my legs hold up.
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Well, sometimes it helps
if there's someone there to catch you.
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For a burger after work?
I'm kind of bushed.
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I mean "out" out, you know?
Now don't make me do this.
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I think we have something going here.
Why should we put the brakes on now?
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I can think of several good reasons.
For starters, we tried this once before.
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Oh, come on, Sandy. I don't call
a one-night stand really trying.
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I was ready for more.
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So, what do you say we wipe the slate
clean and start over again?
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Only this time, we do it right.
A real first date. Strictly platonic.
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- Strictly platonic.
- Why not?
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We start out as friends, get to know
each other, see what happens from there.
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Without sex.
That's a mighty tall ground rule.
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They say abstinence
makes the heart grow fonder.
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- I think that's "absence."
- Whatever.
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What do you say, huh?
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I really like this place.
Gives you a feeling of a bygone era.
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Yeah, the Dark Ages.
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Thanks for everything, Billy.
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All in all, I would say
it was quite a day.
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It doesn't have to end. You could
ask me in for another cup of coffee.
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No, it's not a good idea.
My place is a mess.
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You should see my room.
It looks like a post-nuclear wasteland.
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Billy, you're a very sweet guy.
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But I have grown out
of one-night stands.
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Me too.
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Sorry, Dawn. We heard you talking,
and Martin's been waiting up for you.
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It's OK, Emma. You can go home,
and I'll just pay you in the morning,
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- if it's OK.
- Sure.
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- Goodnight, Martin.
- Bye.
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Thanks, Emma. Hey, dude.
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Martin, this is Billy.
Billy, this is my son, Martin.
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Hi, Martin.
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Finally, he returns from the wars.
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I swear, that's the last time
I do it all night.
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Dawn may have something
to say about that.
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I left Dawn at her doorstep.
I drove the graveyard shift last night.
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I wasn't about to try anything
with Martin there.
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- Martin? Who's Martin?
- Her son.
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One small thing she left out
of the routine.
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There goes Dawn.
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Don't get me wrong. Dawn's great.
But a kid, that's a little complicated.
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To put it mildly.
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You gotta watch what you say,
what you do.
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I mean, there's no spontaneity,
no privacy.
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What if we want to go away
for a weekend, couldn't find a sitter?
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Could happen.
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God, it must be really hard
being a single mom.
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Guys running away
at the sight of your kid.
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In a way, I understand.
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It's hard enough committing
to one person, let alone two.
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Yeah, I never thought
about it like that.
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I mean, maybe I am being selfish.
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Dawn and I might have something going.
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Why should I let this stand in the way?
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Billy, you can't jump
into this half-cocked.
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Martin is an 8-year-old.
I was a kid once. I can relate.
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I'll say.
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You are dealing with a family here,
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a responsibility you
are hardly ready to face.
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Come on, Alison. Just because
you're intimated by children...
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Who's intimidated? I am not intimidated.
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I can teach him soccer,
show him my comic book collection...
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I was a wonderful baby-sitter.
Everybody said so.
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- Where are you going?
- To call Dawn.
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See what she's doing for dinner tonight.
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If you think I'm making a mistake here,
just come right out and tell me.
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- Who, me? I'm not gonna say a word.
- No, you never do.
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When you want me to know
something bad, you leave me to find it.
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I just think you're setting
yourself up again.
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I mean, yeah, Jake is a great guy.
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But remember what he did to you
the last time?
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Yeah, I know. But to tell you the truth,
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that was just as much my fault
as it was Jake's.
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It started out as a regular date.
We were gonna go to the movies.
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Then we sat on the couch,
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had a drink for the road.
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One thing led to another,
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and we never got out the door.
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Till the next morning.
Then he never called you back.
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Yeah, I bitched and I moaned. But maybe
Jake was just more honest than me.
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He knew he wasn't ready
for a serious relationship.
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- You think he's changed in six months?
- Yeah, I have. Why not him?
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Rhonda, listen to me.
This time we're gonna do it right.
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We're gonna go out for dinner,
to the movies.
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We're gonna communicate
without jumping in the sack.
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OK, Sandy. But be straight with me.
Do you trust him?
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I think the question here is,
do I trust myself?
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I'm a pretty good soccer player.
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I could teach you some moves.
You could show your friends.
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I hate soccer.
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- Martin plays in a Little League.
- The national pastime, huh?
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I was the Reggie Jackson
of Granada Hills High.
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Reggie who?
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Martin loves his comic books.
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Well, it so happens that I have every
Silver Surfer comic book from one on.
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Silver Surfer? What a wuss.
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- Martin, enough of the wise talk.
- Why? I'm not doing anything.
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You're being a royal pain in the butt.
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You broke our deal. You said
you wouldn't bring guys home for dinner.
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Without asking you first,
which I did, did I not?
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So, Dawn, what were you saying
about the stand-up gig in Ventura?
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A few weeks ago, I played a show,
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an amateur show at a comedy club
up there,
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and the owner called me
at the shoe store today,
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said he had a cancellation
for Saturday night,
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and he wanted me to fill in.
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- Said it could be permanent.
- God, that's fantastic, a paying gig?
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Unfortunately, Ventura's
a million miles away.
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How will I get there
with a car that doesn't run?
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I can give you a ride.
Martin can ride shotgun.
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- I'm not going with him. No way!
- Martin, chill out.
230
00:15:01,814 --> 00:15:05,943
Why can't you just ask Dad?
Get him to pay for the car!
231
00:15:06,109 --> 00:15:11,573
Your dad won't even pay child support,
let alone $300 to fix the car!
232
00:15:14,868 --> 00:15:18,205
I can't believe I said that.
I'm sorry.
233
00:15:18,372 --> 00:15:21,208
Honey... Martin...
234
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:36,014
- We finally made it to the movies.
- So, what if it sucked?
235
00:15:36,181 --> 00:15:38,099
- We had fun, right?
- We sure did.
236
00:15:38,266 --> 00:15:42,145
For two hours we sat together
in the dark and didn't even hold hands.
237
00:15:42,312 --> 00:15:46,316
See? We can have a good time without
ripping each other's clothes off.
238
00:15:46,483 --> 00:15:50,654
- What took us so long to find out?
- That beats the hell out of me.
239
00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:55,075
I used to think you looked at me like
this airhead blonde, willing and easy.
240
00:15:55,241 --> 00:15:58,370
I figured you thought I was
a macho construction worker,
241
00:15:58,536 --> 00:16:01,081
looking to put another notch
in his tool belt.
242
00:16:01,247 --> 00:16:03,666
- Funny how wrong we can be.
- I know.
243
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:06,252
Maybe we were just being cautious.
244
00:16:06,419 --> 00:16:09,380
Or maybe we were just afraid
of getting too close.
245
00:16:09,547 --> 00:16:14,010
Well, we already are.
With you living upstairs and all.
246
00:16:14,928 --> 00:16:16,679
Yeah.
247
00:16:17,222 --> 00:16:21,309
I can't tell you how many times
I thought about coming up there and...
248
00:16:22,727 --> 00:16:24,520
I know what you mean.
249
00:16:35,323 --> 00:16:39,911
Hey, way cool.
You're a Terminator freak too.
250
00:16:40,078 --> 00:16:44,665
- Where's my mom?
- She's around.
251
00:16:44,832 --> 00:16:50,755
I just... I thought that maybe
you and I could have a little talk.
252
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:53,382
- Like men.
- No, we can't.
253
00:16:54,967 --> 00:16:57,345
I'm a kid.
254
00:16:58,012 --> 00:16:59,764
Boy, that was some flick, huh?
255
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:04,268
You know, the way old Arnold
was kicking butt, crashing cars,
256
00:17:04,435 --> 00:17:07,396
turning that evil cyborg
into molten lead.
257
00:17:07,563 --> 00:17:10,858
Steel. He melted him into steel.
258
00:17:11,817 --> 00:17:13,277
Right.
259
00:17:13,444 --> 00:17:15,946
But you know what the best part
about it was?
260
00:17:16,113 --> 00:17:19,200
The way he was always there
for the kid and his mother,
261
00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:22,411
protecting them
and bringing them together,
262
00:17:22,578 --> 00:17:26,373
making them realize how much
they love and need each other
263
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:27,583
and always will.
264
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:31,754
Yeah, but the Terminator went away
at the end.
265
00:17:32,796 --> 00:17:38,719
Yeah, but that was in the movie.
This is real.
266
00:17:38,886 --> 00:17:43,223
Everything's gonna be OK, Martin.
I promise.
267
00:17:54,151 --> 00:17:57,488
Jake, I'm really glad
that we did this tonight.
268
00:17:58,072 --> 00:17:59,323
Hell of a first date.
269
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:02,451
I thought it was one of the top five
of all time.
270
00:18:03,619 --> 00:18:05,954
I feel like I got to know you better.
271
00:18:06,121 --> 00:18:07,456
Me too.
272
00:18:08,081 --> 00:18:10,501
So I guess it's time to hit the sheets.
273
00:18:11,627 --> 00:18:13,086
Yeah, I guess.
274
00:18:13,503 --> 00:18:15,255
Good night, Jake.
275
00:18:17,466 --> 00:18:19,217
- Good night.
- Good night.
276
00:18:19,384 --> 00:18:23,639
- I feel like I'm in junior high school.
- I know, isn't that the truth?
277
00:19:09,893 --> 00:19:11,644
Jake...
278
00:19:12,312 --> 00:19:15,732
Jake, this wasn't supposed to happen.
279
00:19:15,899 --> 00:19:18,943
We were gonna try to talk
and communicate.
280
00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:24,491
- What are we doing here?
- Yeah, we do that so well.
281
00:19:24,657 --> 00:19:27,035
OK, all right. Wait, wait.
282
00:19:28,912 --> 00:19:31,956
OK, we were supposed
to be taking this slow.
283
00:19:32,123 --> 00:19:34,918
Wasn't that the whole point of tonight?
284
00:19:35,335 --> 00:19:40,214
Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. We just
got a little carried away, that's all.
285
00:19:40,381 --> 00:19:43,926
We got carried away?
No, you got carried away.
286
00:19:44,093 --> 00:19:46,220
This is all you ever wanted!
287
00:19:46,387 --> 00:19:49,515
What? You're wrong. I just...
288
00:19:49,682 --> 00:19:51,934
When you started hugging me, I...
289
00:19:52,101 --> 00:19:56,606
Oh, don't try to turn this around.
That out there was just a friendly hug.
290
00:19:56,773 --> 00:20:00,067
A friendly hug? Come on,
my aunt gives me a friendly hug.
291
00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:03,362
- That was not a friendly hug.
- So this is all my fault?
292
00:20:03,654 --> 00:20:06,240
You were enjoying this as much as I did.
293
00:20:06,407 --> 00:20:09,327
Yeah, I did. You bet I did, Jake.
294
00:20:09,702 --> 00:20:13,247
Yeah, why not? Sex is all
we've got going for us, isn't it?
295
00:20:13,414 --> 00:20:14,624
- Not true!
- It is.
296
00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:17,835
We use it as an escape,
a way of avoiding what we feel.
297
00:20:18,002 --> 00:20:21,255
- And that's not me! Not anymore.
- We made a mistake.
298
00:20:21,422 --> 00:20:24,550
You bet we did. Without sex,
there's nothing between us!
299
00:20:24,717 --> 00:20:25,801
OK, fine, fine.
300
00:20:25,968 --> 00:20:28,888
If that's the way you want it,
then we're nothing.
301
00:20:29,054 --> 00:20:32,558
That's not the way I want it, Jake.
That's just the way it is.
302
00:20:38,481 --> 00:20:40,774
- Hey.
- What are you doing up so late?
303
00:20:40,941 --> 00:20:45,696
Caffeine overdose. Nothing like
a crossword puzzle to put you to sleep.
304
00:20:45,863 --> 00:20:49,158
What is a four-letter word for behemoth?
305
00:20:49,325 --> 00:20:54,246
I don't know. I don't have the solution
to anybody's problems.
306
00:20:56,081 --> 00:20:59,418
- Is there anything I can do to help?
- No.
307
00:20:59,585 --> 00:21:02,671
Not unless you can lend me $300.
308
00:21:02,838 --> 00:21:05,466
Three hundred dollars?
309
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:08,010
God, I only have 520 in the bank.
310
00:21:12,473 --> 00:21:16,894
I swear I'll pay you back every cent,
with interest.
311
00:21:17,728 --> 00:21:20,272
Oh, Billy, you can't be serious.
312
00:21:20,439 --> 00:21:23,191
You're already behind
in apartment expenses.
313
00:21:23,358 --> 00:21:27,029
I'd ask my parents, but you know
what the situation is there.
314
00:21:27,195 --> 00:21:30,824
I really need it, Alison.
I wouldn't ask you otherwise.
315
00:21:30,991 --> 00:21:34,745
For what? Can I at least ask that?
316
00:21:36,455 --> 00:21:39,458
I had an accident in my cab.
317
00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:41,168
What happened?
318
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:46,298
I banged into this lady's car,
and my boss won't cover the damages.
319
00:21:46,465 --> 00:21:49,384
If I don't pay for the repairs,
then I'm out of a job.
320
00:21:49,551 --> 00:21:51,595
Besides, I feel really bad for her.
321
00:21:51,761 --> 00:21:57,100
Because she just got this new job,
and she needs the car to go to work.
322
00:21:57,267 --> 00:22:00,896
I'm just trying to be responsible.
323
00:22:02,564 --> 00:22:08,820
Well, I was gonna get Betsy
a new transmission.
324
00:22:09,487 --> 00:22:12,324
- But I guess she'll have to wait.
- I don't know.
325
00:22:12,490 --> 00:22:17,454
- There's gotta be another way.
- Hey, you'd do the same for me, right?
326
00:22:18,830 --> 00:22:20,623
I mean, it is your job.
327
00:22:23,793 --> 00:22:25,295
Right.
328
00:22:36,639 --> 00:22:38,600
Did you hold up a mini-mart?
329
00:22:38,766 --> 00:22:42,687
Never mind. It's yours.
Now you can get your car fixed.
330
00:22:42,854 --> 00:22:45,523
This is crazy. I have to be
up in Ventura tonight.
331
00:22:45,690 --> 00:22:47,608
They'll never have my car by then.
332
00:22:47,775 --> 00:22:50,361
So they'll give you a loaner.
They always do.
333
00:22:50,528 --> 00:22:53,364
You don't understand.
I'm not prepared for this.
334
00:22:53,531 --> 00:22:55,908
Listen, this is all going
too fast for me.
335
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,369
I appreciate what you're doing, but...
336
00:22:58,536 --> 00:23:00,913
I know, you told me.
You hate to be in debt.
337
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,791
Just pay me back
by knocking 'em dead tonight.
338
00:23:03,958 --> 00:23:07,170
I mean, I don't even have
a baby-sitter for Martin.
339
00:23:07,336 --> 00:23:10,006
I'll watch Martin.
Assuming it's OK with him.
340
00:23:10,173 --> 00:23:11,966
Billy, it's more than that.
341
00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:14,260
Look...
342
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:18,889
What you're trying to do is wonderful,
but I have to admit, it's really scary.
343
00:23:19,056 --> 00:23:23,394
For me too. Look, what can I say?
I think you're the greatest.
344
00:23:29,025 --> 00:23:31,694
I took your advice,
tried the slow approach.
345
00:23:31,861 --> 00:23:35,322
Don't lay this on me. I only told you
what happened in my case.
346
00:23:35,489 --> 00:23:36,824
And it was working out.
347
00:23:36,991 --> 00:23:40,411
We were talking, laughing,
really expressing how we felt.
348
00:23:40,578 --> 00:23:43,706
Nothing sexual, and then...
349
00:23:43,873 --> 00:23:47,710
Every so often she would smile at me,
or her hand would brush mine
350
00:23:47,877 --> 00:23:50,796
with that look in her eye.
By the time we got home...
351
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:53,048
He was all over me like a cheap suit.
352
00:23:53,215 --> 00:23:56,302
Well, I don't want to be the one
to say "I told you so."
353
00:23:56,468 --> 00:23:57,511
Then don't.
354
00:23:57,678 --> 00:24:01,640
I should have my head examined
for thinking it could work between us.
355
00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:04,476
He is a selfish, irresponsible,
womanizing...
356
00:24:04,935 --> 00:24:07,271
Sarcastic, conceited, immature.
357
00:24:07,438 --> 00:24:09,815
The last thing she wants
is a commitment.
358
00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:13,152
No way is he ready
for a serious relationship.
359
00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:16,822
It's over between Jake and I,
and I mean it this time.
360
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:20,075
The only way to deal with Jake
is not deal with him at all.
361
00:24:20,242 --> 00:24:21,660
You can't be serious.
362
00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:25,455
As far as I'm concerned,
the woman doesn't exist anymore, period.
363
00:24:32,921 --> 00:24:36,675
This is it, Marty.
Casa Campbell in all it's splendor.
364
00:24:36,842 --> 00:24:41,263
Hey, Alison, I want you to meet
my bud, Martin. Martin, this is Alison.
365
00:24:41,430 --> 00:24:43,890
Hi, Martin.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
366
00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:47,602
Afraid you've taken me a bit
by surprise.
367
00:24:47,769 --> 00:24:50,147
Nobody told me I was expecting company.
368
00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:52,941
We're spending the day together.
369
00:24:53,108 --> 00:24:56,945
- Well, isn't that wonderful for you?
- Yeah.
370
00:24:58,071 --> 00:25:01,157
Martin, would you like
some Fruit Doodles?
371
00:25:01,324 --> 00:25:04,744
- They're Billy's favorite.
- Wait a second, Alison.
372
00:25:04,911 --> 00:25:07,205
We should be nutrition-conscious.
373
00:25:07,372 --> 00:25:10,834
- Maybe some granola would be better.
- I'm not hungry.
374
00:25:11,293 --> 00:25:13,253
Is she your girlfriend?
375
00:25:15,046 --> 00:25:16,464
'Course not.
376
00:25:16,631 --> 00:25:19,217
- We just live together.
- Roommates.
377
00:25:19,384 --> 00:25:21,928
- Yeah, like in camp.
- Or the Army.
378
00:25:24,264 --> 00:25:25,640
So...
379
00:25:25,807 --> 00:25:31,896
So I'm sure you two have lots of guy
stuff you wanna do, so I'll let you...
380
00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:36,401
Wait a second. I got a great idea.
You wanna go to Magic Mountain?
381
00:25:36,568 --> 00:25:37,735
What do you think?
382
00:25:37,902 --> 00:25:41,781
Come on, it'll be great.
Come on, we're gonna go!
383
00:26:30,788 --> 00:26:34,375
Man, that was something else!
384
00:26:48,472 --> 00:26:50,307
- Come on, Billy!
- Take it easy.
385
00:26:50,474 --> 00:26:54,353
- Billy, he's gonna get lost.
- It's cool. I've got an eye on him.
386
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:58,607
- Admit you're having a great time.
- I'm having an OK time.
387
00:26:58,774 --> 00:27:04,280
- You're having a wonderful time.
- All right, it's wonderful.
388
00:27:04,446 --> 00:27:08,158
I'm having a ball with Martin.
389
00:27:08,826 --> 00:27:10,577
Come on, Billy.
390
00:27:11,286 --> 00:27:14,957
- It's not all amusement parks.
- Tell me something I don't know.
391
00:27:15,124 --> 00:27:18,961
It's giving up your freedom
when you're just getting a taste of it.
392
00:27:19,128 --> 00:27:23,715
Being responsible every minute
for another human being.
393
00:27:23,882 --> 00:27:27,761
- I don't know how people handle it.
- Well, you'll find out someday.
394
00:27:29,304 --> 00:27:32,099
- I don't want to have kids.
- Are you kidding?
395
00:27:32,266 --> 00:27:34,434
Come on, every woman
wants to be a mom.
396
00:27:34,601 --> 00:27:39,314
Just because I can produce them doesn't
mean I'm duty-bound to have them.
397
00:27:39,481 --> 00:27:41,692
Maybe I don't want to be tied down.
398
00:27:42,442 --> 00:27:45,112
Maybe I want more out of life.
399
00:27:47,030 --> 00:27:49,533
Maybe I don't think I can handle it.
400
00:27:50,701 --> 00:27:53,203
I know plenty of parents who can't.
401
00:27:53,787 --> 00:27:55,205
Like yours?
402
00:27:57,082 --> 00:27:59,167
You can't rush these things.
403
00:27:59,334 --> 00:28:02,170
It takes a while to get used
to the idea.
404
00:28:02,337 --> 00:28:04,422
And then you fall in love with it.
405
00:28:06,591 --> 00:28:08,343
Billy!
406
00:28:09,052 --> 00:28:10,887
Like it?
407
00:28:17,352 --> 00:28:19,396
I got it, I got it!
408
00:28:25,485 --> 00:28:28,196
How does he keep going?
Where's he get the steam?
409
00:28:28,363 --> 00:28:31,199
- Which one, Billy or Martin?
- Both.
410
00:28:31,366 --> 00:28:34,327
I guess Martin just brings out
the child in Billy.
411
00:28:34,494 --> 00:28:38,665
You mean that carefree, immature
side he's been keeping under wraps?
412
00:28:41,334 --> 00:28:44,629
All right, champ. It's late.
We gotta get you dry.
413
00:28:44,879 --> 00:28:47,632
He's actually better at this
than you'd think.
414
00:28:47,799 --> 00:28:50,885
It's the first time I've seen Billy
act like an adult.
415
00:28:51,052 --> 00:28:54,180
I guess some people are
just natural-born parents.
416
00:28:54,347 --> 00:28:56,140
Yeah.
417
00:28:56,933 --> 00:29:00,353
I love kids, you know. I really do.
418
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:04,107
But sometimes I wonder
whether I'm ready for the job.
419
00:29:04,273 --> 00:29:06,401
Or if I ever will be.
420
00:29:06,567 --> 00:29:08,111
You're not alone there.
421
00:29:08,277 --> 00:29:12,281
Hey, guys, I wasn't exactly ready
for this miracle baby of mine.
422
00:29:12,448 --> 00:29:14,742
I don't think anyone really ever is.
423
00:29:14,909 --> 00:29:18,162
But you'd be surprised
how much you change.
424
00:29:25,545 --> 00:29:27,421
He's so cute.
425
00:29:32,468 --> 00:29:34,387
Oh, that's probably Dawn.
426
00:29:37,890 --> 00:29:40,017
- Hi.
- Hi.
427
00:29:43,562 --> 00:29:47,024
Hey, Alison.
How's my big boy doing?
428
00:29:47,191 --> 00:29:50,528
Oh, he's out like a light.
He had a very exciting day.
429
00:29:50,694 --> 00:29:53,405
Took him to Magic Mountain.
Piece of cake, right?
430
00:29:53,572 --> 00:29:56,992
That's fantastic, Billy.
I guess we all had a great day.
431
00:29:57,159 --> 00:29:59,745
- Knock 'em dead?
- Slaughtered is more like it.
432
00:29:59,912 --> 00:30:03,207
I had them laughing so hard
they were coughing up Coronas.
433
00:30:03,374 --> 00:30:04,833
Congratulations.
434
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,711
Tomorrow is my swan song
at the Laugh Connection,
435
00:30:07,878 --> 00:30:11,590
then it is goodbye amateur night.
And I owe it all to you, Billy.
436
00:30:11,757 --> 00:30:15,010
- All I did was believe in you.
- Don't be so damn modest.
437
00:30:15,177 --> 00:30:21,433
If you hadn't loaned me the money for
my car, I wouldn't have made this gig.
438
00:30:23,185 --> 00:30:24,269
How nice.
439
00:30:25,687 --> 00:30:28,524
I better go get Martin.
We gotta boogie home.
440
00:30:29,066 --> 00:30:32,444
- He's in the back room on your right.
- Thanks.
441
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,659
You lied to me. You sat right there,
and you lied to me.
442
00:30:38,825 --> 00:30:43,956
- Alison, please, not so loud.
- I'm such an idiot. I believed you.
443
00:30:44,122 --> 00:30:47,626
Try and understand.
They needed my help, OK?
444
00:30:47,793 --> 00:30:50,379
It's not like I was being selfish here.
445
00:30:50,545 --> 00:30:53,090
No. No, you were being very unselfish,
446
00:30:53,256 --> 00:30:57,260
very responsible, at my expense.
447
00:31:00,055 --> 00:31:02,140
We're out of here.
448
00:31:02,307 --> 00:31:05,435
- Thanks for everything.
- Let me walk you to the car.
449
00:31:05,602 --> 00:31:08,730
It's OK, Billy.
You've done enough for one day.
450
00:31:08,897 --> 00:31:11,191
Thank you, Sir Galahad.
451
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,610
Bye.
452
00:31:13,777 --> 00:31:15,737
- See you later.
- Come on, kiddo.
453
00:31:15,904 --> 00:31:17,572
See you, Martin.
454
00:31:18,073 --> 00:31:19,574
You do this every time.
455
00:31:19,741 --> 00:31:23,078
You jump into a relationship
without a moment's thought.
456
00:31:23,244 --> 00:31:24,871
You and I are different, OK?
457
00:31:25,038 --> 00:31:28,333
When I meet somebody I like,
I don't hold back my feelings.
458
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:32,921
Feelings? Billy, you are a child
play-acting as an adult.
459
00:31:33,088 --> 00:31:35,215
OK, you made your point.
460
00:31:36,216 --> 00:31:37,967
Oh, he forgot his hat.
461
00:31:38,134 --> 00:31:40,428
It is like you are living
in a dream world.
462
00:31:40,595 --> 00:31:41,638
Alison...
463
00:31:41,805 --> 00:31:45,975
How can you take care of somebody else?
You can barely take care of yourself.
464
00:31:46,142 --> 00:31:49,521
- That's my problem, not yours.
- No, Billy, it's mine.
465
00:31:49,687 --> 00:31:50,730
Thanks to you.
466
00:31:51,439 --> 00:31:55,818
I'm sorry, Alison, OK?
I am sorry, I am sorry.
467
00:31:55,985 --> 00:31:59,113
I will work day and night
to pay you back in full.
468
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,157
You can't pay me back in full.
469
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,871
I don't think I can ever
trust you again.
470
00:32:21,594 --> 00:32:25,598
- I'm sure that made him feel better.
- You care so much about Marty?
471
00:32:25,765 --> 00:32:29,227
All you care about is your comedy,
and you're not even funny!
472
00:32:29,393 --> 00:32:31,979
You don't send a dime for weeks
and just show up!
473
00:32:32,146 --> 00:32:34,023
The hell with you. He's my son too!
474
00:32:34,190 --> 00:32:35,816
- Billy!
- Are you all right?
475
00:32:35,983 --> 00:32:37,652
Well, who the hell is this?
476
00:32:37,818 --> 00:32:40,613
- Someone who cares more than you.
- Stay out of it.
477
00:32:40,780 --> 00:32:43,532
Yeah, this is none
of your business, so beat it.
478
00:32:43,699 --> 00:32:47,244
Since when has it been your business?
You're a lousy husband,
479
00:32:47,411 --> 00:32:49,997
- an even lousier father...
- Billy, stop it!
480
00:32:50,164 --> 00:32:53,417
Is this your new boyfriend, Dawn, huh?
481
00:32:54,251 --> 00:32:57,588
Does Marty get to watch
when you guys are doing it?
482
00:32:57,755 --> 00:32:59,215
Oh, you're an ass.
483
00:32:59,381 --> 00:33:01,592
For God's sake, you guys, stop it!
484
00:33:02,343 --> 00:33:04,803
Will you get out of here?
485
00:33:06,764 --> 00:33:10,059
I'll be back at noon.
Make sure Martin's ready.
486
00:33:30,412 --> 00:33:32,289
Are you satisfied?
487
00:33:32,456 --> 00:33:34,500
Do you feel like a real man now?
488
00:33:35,626 --> 00:33:39,546
I'm sorry. I thought you were
in trouble. I was trying to help.
489
00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:42,758
By throwing out Martin's father
in front of his face?
490
00:33:42,925 --> 00:33:44,593
Who gave you the right?
491
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:48,722
I hardly know you, and you barge in
acting like you own this family.
492
00:33:48,889 --> 00:33:51,850
Making promises to my kid
you're never gonna keep?
493
00:33:52,017 --> 00:33:55,270
- Everything you said about Rob...
- It doesn't matter!
494
00:33:55,437 --> 00:33:58,148
Rob is the father of my child.
495
00:33:59,775 --> 00:34:02,736
Listen, just try and understand
how I feel...
496
00:34:02,903 --> 00:34:04,696
How do you feel, Billy?
497
00:34:05,238 --> 00:34:08,742
You're a 23-year-old cabby.
You are free as a bird.
498
00:34:08,909 --> 00:34:11,620
Do you feel like stepping
into Rob's shoes?
499
00:34:11,828 --> 00:34:15,415
Do you feel like taking on
the obligations of a family?
500
00:34:15,582 --> 00:34:19,878
Well, come on, Billy.
I'm ready if you are. Yes or no?
501
00:34:24,799 --> 00:34:26,509
That's what I thought.
502
00:34:31,514 --> 00:34:32,849
Three hundred dollars.
503
00:34:33,016 --> 00:34:36,102
Rob's child-support money.
He just dropped it off.
504
00:34:36,269 --> 00:34:40,190
That's right, Billy.
Things aren't always black-and-white.
505
00:34:40,356 --> 00:34:44,402
- It's OK. Really.
- Just take the money and go.
506
00:35:10,345 --> 00:35:12,972
Take it easy.
You nearly took the door off.
507
00:35:13,139 --> 00:35:16,768
At least your door opens, which is
more than I can say for my closet.
508
00:35:16,934 --> 00:35:19,562
I'm sorry. Michael's on call
at the hospital.
509
00:35:19,729 --> 00:35:20,772
No way.
510
00:35:21,230 --> 00:35:25,109
But I'm sure there's somebody
around here handy enough to help.
511
00:35:33,576 --> 00:35:35,286
Come on.
512
00:35:35,453 --> 00:35:37,413
Go on.
513
00:35:42,084 --> 00:35:45,463
The problem is you got a nut loose.
Needs a good tightening.
514
00:35:47,214 --> 00:35:48,341
No pun intended.
515
00:35:51,385 --> 00:35:54,972
- Where's my Allen wrench?
- I really do appreciate this.
516
00:35:55,139 --> 00:35:59,185
See, I've got a hot date tonight,
and I need to get to my dressy clothes.
517
00:35:59,351 --> 00:36:02,772
Well, one more screw,
and I'll have it locked in.
518
00:36:20,664 --> 00:36:22,291
Are you OK?
519
00:36:23,208 --> 00:36:25,711
So much for my closet.
520
00:36:28,464 --> 00:36:30,841
So much for your hot date.
521
00:36:37,139 --> 00:36:39,808
Last night was the worst
first date of my life.
522
00:36:39,975 --> 00:36:42,478
Of the entire universe.
Let's just face it.
523
00:36:42,644 --> 00:36:46,732
- As a romantic item, we're a bust.
- A total wipe-out.
524
00:36:46,899 --> 00:36:49,735
- We're too much alike.
- We have no self-control.
525
00:36:49,902 --> 00:36:52,446
Especially when it comes to each other.
526
00:36:53,447 --> 00:36:56,825
You know, last night you said
without sex we were nothing.
527
00:36:56,992 --> 00:36:59,077
I think you're wrong.
528
00:36:59,244 --> 00:37:01,955
I think we have something
very solid between us.
529
00:37:02,122 --> 00:37:04,666
Something more lasting
than a roll in the hay.
530
00:37:04,833 --> 00:37:07,377
- Friendship.
- Exactly.
531
00:37:07,544 --> 00:37:12,424
So let's just keep what we have
and forget the rest
532
00:37:12,591 --> 00:37:15,177
- cos life's already too tough.
- That's right.
533
00:37:15,343 --> 00:37:18,513
And if that someone special
comes along,
534
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:22,893
- that'll just be the icing on the cake.
- Well, you've already found him.
535
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,187
You know, your hot date?
536
00:37:26,646 --> 00:37:29,524
I'm going to the movies with Rhonda.
537
00:37:41,453 --> 00:37:43,788
You left early this morning.
538
00:37:44,748 --> 00:37:46,332
I didn't mean to wake you.
539
00:37:46,499 --> 00:37:50,754
It's OK. I wasn't very sleepy.
540
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,130
Here.
541
00:37:52,297 --> 00:37:54,174
What's this?
542
00:37:55,175 --> 00:37:57,385
Three hundred dollars.
543
00:37:57,552 --> 00:38:00,680
I'll have Betsy write you
a thank-you note.
544
00:38:00,847 --> 00:38:04,434
Look, Alison, I'm sorry
for screwing things up.
545
00:38:04,601 --> 00:38:07,228
I didn't mean to jeopardize
what we have here.
546
00:38:08,187 --> 00:38:11,983
And I don't want you
to stop trusting me.
547
00:38:14,485 --> 00:38:19,949
Billy, I know your heart
was in the right place...
548
00:38:20,867 --> 00:38:25,872
...and you were just trying to be noble,
but not very realistic.
549
00:38:27,331 --> 00:38:31,586
You know, sometimes I just feel like
my whole life's on cruise-control.
550
00:38:31,752 --> 00:38:36,299
Everybody's always been there for me
and always caring for me.
551
00:38:36,465 --> 00:38:40,803
You know, my mom and my sister.
Even you.
552
00:38:41,304 --> 00:38:44,515
And then along comes Dawn,
and for once in my life,
553
00:38:44,682 --> 00:38:48,519
finally I find somebody who needs me.
554
00:38:48,686 --> 00:38:52,440
You know, really needs me.
555
00:38:52,606 --> 00:38:54,025
And it felt great.
556
00:38:56,152 --> 00:38:58,904
And I just don't wanna lose that.
557
00:38:59,655 --> 00:39:02,324
I've gotta talk to her again.
558
00:39:07,413 --> 00:39:11,792
Yeah, my life is one big search
for that pirate prince
559
00:39:11,959 --> 00:39:16,755
to come and steal my heart,
with or without a pierced ear.
560
00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:18,257
No, no, no, really.
561
00:39:18,424 --> 00:39:23,178
To me, a pierced ear could mean a guy
is ready for a relationship.
562
00:39:23,345 --> 00:39:26,598
It shows he has chosen pain.
563
00:39:28,142 --> 00:39:30,144
I don't know, I guess it's my fault
564
00:39:30,311 --> 00:39:34,189
for always falling for guys
who are just living out a fantasy.
565
00:39:34,356 --> 00:39:36,108
It's really easy to spot them.
566
00:39:36,275 --> 00:39:40,571
They're dressed like superheroes
with the little capes and the leotards.
567
00:39:40,738 --> 00:39:43,615
"Hello, I'd like to rescue you."
568
00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:48,036
Now, if I could just say, "I'm sorry,
but I'm really looking for someone
569
00:39:48,203 --> 00:39:51,206
who isn't wearing
their underwear on the outside."
570
00:39:54,042 --> 00:39:58,213
But there are guys that are just
into this damsel-in-distress thing,
571
00:39:58,380 --> 00:40:00,340
like it is their favorite game.
572
00:40:00,507 --> 00:40:03,552
"Stand back, I will rescue you
from that villain."
573
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:07,306
"Lighten up, it's just the guy
trying to deliver the pizza."
574
00:40:10,517 --> 00:40:13,353
I think we need a new superhero.
575
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,897
Commitment Man.
576
00:40:18,692 --> 00:40:22,404
He may not be able to leap
tall buildings in a single bound,
577
00:40:22,571 --> 00:40:26,032
but damn it, he'll be there for you.
578
00:40:27,450 --> 00:40:30,370
Thank you very much. Good night.
579
00:40:31,872 --> 00:40:36,209
Dawn Bonds. Dawn Bonds.
580
00:40:39,713 --> 00:40:43,425
- Thank you. Thank you very much.
- Hey, that was really cool.
581
00:40:44,259 --> 00:40:47,470
Oh, thank you, Barney.
Do you got a light?
582
00:40:49,389 --> 00:40:52,892
I thought you were gonna start
protecting those lungs.
583
00:40:54,936 --> 00:40:57,772
I told you before. I have no character.
584
00:40:57,939 --> 00:41:02,068
Wrong. I'm the one that seems
to be lacking in that area.
585
00:41:02,235 --> 00:41:04,487
Billy, let's just leave it alone.
586
00:41:04,654 --> 00:41:07,240
I don't want to leave it alone.
587
00:41:07,407 --> 00:41:11,286
Look, Dawn, I'm not saying
that I wanna move in with you
588
00:41:11,452 --> 00:41:13,496
or be the father to your son.
589
00:41:16,416 --> 00:41:19,877
I'm just enjoying spending time
with you, OK?
590
00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:21,963
And I don't want that to stop.
591
00:41:24,966 --> 00:41:28,302
Billy, this isn't about you.
This is about me.
592
00:41:28,845 --> 00:41:30,847
I'm the one who isn't ready.
593
00:41:31,848 --> 00:41:35,685
I got married young.
I've never really been independent.
594
00:41:35,852 --> 00:41:39,772
And now I have a shot at getting
on my feet and making it on my own.
595
00:41:40,439 --> 00:41:42,692
Well, then why are you
shutting me out?
596
00:41:42,859 --> 00:41:45,236
Don't you understand
597
00:41:45,403 --> 00:41:49,824
that, between my career and my son,
there's no room?
598
00:41:51,534 --> 00:41:53,119
I'm sorry, Billy.
599
00:41:56,414 --> 00:41:59,250
Can I at least say goodbye to Martin?
600
00:42:00,876 --> 00:42:04,880
I don't think it's a good idea
for either of you.
601
00:42:06,048 --> 00:42:10,052
Just tell him that I said,
"Hasta la vista, baby."
602
00:42:10,219 --> 00:42:13,597
- He'll understand.
- OK.
603
00:42:22,690 --> 00:42:26,110
A geologist in Parma claims
that the Leaning Tower of Pisa
604
00:42:26,277 --> 00:42:30,698
is leaning faster than ever and
is destined to topple by the year 2200.
605
00:42:30,864 --> 00:42:34,493
- I've never even seen the thing.
- You better book your flight.
606
00:42:34,660 --> 00:42:37,037
Maybe I should travel more.
607
00:42:37,204 --> 00:42:41,500
You know, the Orient, South America,
maybe Africa.
608
00:42:41,667 --> 00:42:44,169
Lot of places I haven't been to.
609
00:42:45,671 --> 00:42:49,299
I mean, I'm young.
I have no ties to hold me back.
610
00:42:49,466 --> 00:42:53,053
It's great to have the freedom
to take off and go.
611
00:42:56,431 --> 00:42:59,893
God, that was something.
612
00:43:00,352 --> 00:43:05,399
I mean, for a little while there,
I had my own family.
613
00:43:06,066 --> 00:43:07,109
I know.
614
00:43:07,359 --> 00:43:09,653
Gives you something to look forward to.
615
00:43:09,820 --> 00:43:12,072
Yeah, someday.
616
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:13,740
Someday?
617
00:43:14,449 --> 00:43:15,492
You never know.
618
00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:17,077
Any idea who with?
619
00:43:18,370 --> 00:43:19,871
You never know.
620
00:43:22,165 --> 00:43:25,877
- Have a good day, Billy.
- Bye, Alison.
621
00:43:25,927 --> 00:43:30,477
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