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- The man has arrived.
- Billy, you're a stud.
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Way to go, Billy!
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Follow me. Yeah!
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Kick!
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Grab him!
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Here we go! One!
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Two! Three!
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I hope you guys know
a good dry-cleaner.
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Come on, what's a celebration
without somebody getting in the pool?
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This is my last clean shirt.
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- Admit it, you're thrilled.
- OK, I�m pretty psyched.
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I think it's so cool.
Your own column in a newspaper.
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Thanks, but it's not exactly
the newspaper.
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It's a freebie
they give away on Melrose.
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Restaurant reviews,
paranoid political articles,
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"Married man, 55, seeks buxom blonde,
22, for true love."
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It's a throwaway.
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The Village Voice
probably started out that way.
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People are gonna
line litter boxes with this.
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Adventures on Melrose.
The saga of a young man in his 20's.
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- On the rise.
- On the make.
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Spilling his guts for 25 bucks a week.
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- What're you gonna write about?
- Me.
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- You've had adventures?
- Yeah.
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Well, I mean, I�ll get some.
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OK.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- What's up? Tough day at the boutique?
- Oh, no, I�m just tired, that's all.
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- Killer dress.
- Thanks. Do you like it?
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We got these at the boutique.
Half off Friday.
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- Come down and try 'em on.
- Great.
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What's up, dudes?
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Baby!
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- What happened?
- Well, I�m sorry I missed the party.
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But the kid came through.
The one that got hit by a car.
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It was touch-and-go for a few hours,
but he's gonna make it.
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- That's great.
- Fantastic. You saved somebody's life!
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- Yes, I guess I did.
- Get him!
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What do you mean?
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The people at the hospital,
everybody says Yosemite.
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The place to go is Yosemite.
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I mean, it's fantastic camping,
dirt cheap, wildflowers.
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Jane, think wildflowers.
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I know spring's a long time
to wait for our vacation,
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but picture this: A cosy tent for two,
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me sneaking into your sleeping bag,
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you thinking it's creepy crawlers,
get excited and wake up,
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but no, it's the surgeon
extraordinaire's perfect gentle hands
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on your shoulders.
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The wilderness is gonna be awesome,
I�m telling ya.
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Jane?
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- Hon?
- What?
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- Sound like a plan?
- Yeah. Honey, that sounds great.
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That's good.
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I don't know.
You can see right through it.
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I mean, maybe with a unitard.
What do you think?
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A simple yes or no would suffice.
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What's wrong? Are you OK?
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I'm just pregnant, that's all.
I'm gonna put these back on the rack.
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Did I hear you right?
Are you pregnant?
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- Yeah, how about that?
- Oh, my God.
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That's wonderful! Congratulations.
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- When did you guys decide to do this?
- We didn't, actually.
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It just kind of...
Well, we got carried away one night.
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- You know how it is.
- Actually, I don't.
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But... a baby!
You must be so excited.
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Yeah, I am.
I mean, I think I am. Something.
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I don't know, it just...
It just seems so soon.
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But Michael must be walking on air.
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Actually, I haven't told him yet.
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When I found out, it just blew me away,
you know, like it wasn't real.
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And then he raced off to the hospital.
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Don't tell. You're the first who knows.
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- Just me?
- I'm going to tell him tonight.
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This is so exciting! A little Jane.
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Just relax. It's gonna come.
It's gonna come.
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Well, at least I�ve still
got my day job.
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- OK, what happened?
- Nothing.
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Nothing happened. I was sitting there,
working on my article,
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and the messiness
of this place started bugging me.
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So I decided to take a little break
and do a little spring cleaning.
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- Article going badly?
- Badly is not the word for it.
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I sat there for hours, Alison, hours.
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Every time I wrote something down,
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it just seemed
so unbelievably stupid and boring.
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I don't know who I was kidding,
I�d write about adventures.
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What big thrill can I write about?
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I'm a kid from the Valley, you know?
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What, the time I saw Milli
and Vanilli shopping at the Galleria?
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I am ordinary.
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There's nothing wrong
with being ordinary.
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There is if you're a writer.
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Writers have to live
extraordinary lives.
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At my age, Hemingway was already
in Africa shooting elephants.
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Real writers do things.
You know, they get into barroom brawls.
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And they go through women like Kleenex.
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They have drinking problems
and they destroy their lives
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and everyone they care about.
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Come on, we're going to Shooters.
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I can start working
on my drinking problem.
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Great. You'll wind up like Hemingway,
with a shotgun in your mouth.
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Well, this is one thing
we never had in Chicago.
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- What's that?
- Great Mexican.
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I know how you love margaritas.
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Yeah, I noticed that.
Are you trying to get me drunk?
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- Not a bad idea.
- Yeah, till you have to carry me home.
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You've got something up your sleeve,
Janie. What is it? Tell me.
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Honey, there's something
that we need to discuss...
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Here it comes. Your parents
are flying in for an extended visit.
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No, no, it's nothing like that.
It's important.
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- Important.
- Michael, I�m serious.
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OK, OK, what is it?
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- I want us to have a baby.
- What? Why?
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Well, because...
because I like babies.
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Honey, I love babies.
Other people's babies.
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People who aren't interns,
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who don't live in one-bedroom
apartments, who aren't broke.
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I don't know, I just thought
that now might be a good time.
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Sweetheart, we've talked about this.
I have to finish my internship.
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And what are you gonna do,
quit your job?
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No, we're at least five years
from having a baby.
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Drinking is so incredibly depressing.
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That's what I�ve been
trying to tell you.
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You know what the saddest thing
is about drunks?
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They're so helpless.
They're stumbling,
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laughing too loud,
slurring their speech...
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Billy, nobody said you
had to drink to be a writer.
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Nobody even said you
had to have adventures.
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Look at Emily Dickinson.
She hardly even left her house.
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What a candy-ass.
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Don't bother Billy.
He's busy growin' hairs on his chest.
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- Hey.
- That's a real drink, huh?
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- Bottoms up, Billy.
- It's OK, Sandy.
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- I'm trying to cut down.
- My God, what a day.
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One of my 12-year-olds pulls a knife
on a 15-year-old,
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a couple of other kids jump in.
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I had to wrestle the knife out
of this kid's hand. He starts crying.
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He starts crying because his mother,
his mother gave him the knife
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before she was shipped off
to the mental hospital.
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Nice memento from Mom.
Beer, please.
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Will you listen to that? A knife.
This guy's really living.
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Seeing the world,
sinking his teeth into it.
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Is that what it is?
Sometimes I think I�m the last person
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to realize that the entire world
is hopelessly screwed up.
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And this guy. This guy's adventurous.
Right, Jake?
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You've probably been
in a bar fight or two.
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Maybe stared down
the wrong end of a gun?
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You probably had a babe
throw her stiletto-heeled pump
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at you as you were
leaving her apartment.
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It was a cowboy boot in a motel room.
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Talk about writing material!
That's adventure!
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- Real life.
- How many has he had?
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- A couple of sips.
- Would ya look at this guy?
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Now that man has been around.
Hey, yo, buddy!
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How'd you get the neck brace?
Take a bad spill on your hog?
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Bungee jumping.
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- Whiskey, straight up.
- No, no, no, here, take mine.
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I wasn't gonna drink it. So that
bungee cord thing, you really did that?
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Jumped off a bridge.
Man, it was outrageous.
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You're up there about a hundred stories.
They strap you in with these bungees.
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Then you jump, and you're thinking,
"I�m gonna die.
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I'm gonna hit the ground and
smash my brain and spread my guts,
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liver, intestines all over the place."
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And then... the bungees kick in.
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- Awesome!
- If it was so awesome,
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- why are you wearing that neck brace?
- Whiplash.
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No pain, no glory.
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- Guys, we gotta do it.
- Do what?
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- What are you, crazy?
- I'm serious.
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Come on,
talk about real life experience!
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Three men in the desert,
facing life and death?
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The right stuff! I could make
a career off an article!
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What the hell, let's do it.
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- I'll try anything once.
- You guys are insane.
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Oh, God!
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Babies, Jane.
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We talked about this
before we got married.
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Michael, why does everything
have to be so programmed?
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There's nothing wrong
with planning our future.
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Look at my parents. They were hardly
married before they popped out kids.
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- They didn't do so badly.
- Trust me, they weren't ready.
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I still get the feeling that they
sacrificed their dreams and lives.
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Yeah, but you know
that they love you.
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But it's a strange kind of love.
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Mixed with resentment.
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And sometimes I feel that I�m living
the life my father wanted for himself.
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Only one thing stood in his way.
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So how do we know
when we're ready?
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I think we'll know.
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Sweetheart, we both have careers
that are important to us.
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Now, when we first moved out here,
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you promised that you'd
have an entire line of...
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- What was it?
- Funky...
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Right, funky evening wear
in the stores by the end of the year.
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- What about that?
- But it doesn't happen overnight.
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That's exactly right.
That's exactly my point.
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We need time to lead our own lives
before we can give it all to a baby.
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Yeah, maybe you're right.
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Maybe now's not the time.
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Now, sweetheart,
I�m sorry
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that I don't have a lot of time
to spend with you.
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I think maybe that's
where this is coming from.
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But hey, what do you think
about getting a dog?
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Michael, I don't want a dog.
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I'm going to the bathroom.
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Damn it.
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- Hey, Jane.
- Hey.
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- So how'd the new dad take the news?
- He didn't. I didn't tell him.
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- Why?
- He didn't want to hear it.
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Alison, he's not ready to have a baby.
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- What are you gonna do?
- Not sure.
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I'm afraid if I tell,
he's gonna go through with it.
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It's not something he wants.
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Well, are you thinking
of maybe not having the baby?
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I don't know.
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I'm thinking about
a lot of things right now.
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You know, Jake,
sometimes I feel my...
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Jake, sometimes I feel my marriage
is like a doughnut.
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God, here we go.
An early morning lesson in philosophy.
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No, hear me out. A doughnut is round,
a doughnut is sweet, perfect.
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But something in the middle
is missing, hence, the hole.
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I never know
if you're supposed to fill that,
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or if it's a characteristic
of a union between two people.
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If I was married,
the hole in my doughnut
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would be big enough
to run a train through.
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Hold this.
Jane's talking about having kids.
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As if life isn't
complicated enough for us.
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The thought of bringing kids
into this world...
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Don't be a cynic.
You couldn't handle the responsibility.
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And you could?
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There are a couple of dads
in my intern program.
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They don't have happy marriages.
No, now's not the time.
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00:15:47,678 --> 00:15:50,264
- You gotta tell her how you feel.
- Yeah, I did.
234
00:15:50,431 --> 00:15:52,266
She gets so sensitive...
235
00:15:52,433 --> 00:15:54,727
Don't you guys know
nobody walks in IA?
236
00:15:54,894 --> 00:15:56,812
Hey, man, we're trendsetters.
237
00:15:56,979 --> 00:15:58,981
- You should come with us.
- What?
238
00:15:59,148 --> 00:16:01,400
We're bungee jumping.
239
00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:05,070
No, I think I�ll probably
be working tomorrow, unfortunately.
240
00:16:05,237 --> 00:16:07,156
Too bad. It's gonna be a blast!
241
00:16:07,323 --> 00:16:09,575
- Have a good time.
- Car 46, come back.
242
00:16:09,742 --> 00:16:13,203
- Duty calls. Later, guys.
- Later.
243
00:16:13,871 --> 00:16:16,457
Bungee jumping?
You're really gonna do that?
244
00:16:28,385 --> 00:16:31,805
- I hate fish.
- You're gonna shut up and eat it.
245
00:16:31,972 --> 00:16:35,517
It's time you started putting
something healthy into that body.
246
00:16:35,684 --> 00:16:40,022
I'm thinking of adding a bit of
nutritional counseling to my classes.
247
00:16:40,188 --> 00:16:41,440
Leave me out.
248
00:16:41,607 --> 00:16:45,569
No, honey, you are my personal
low-cholesterol guinea pig.
249
00:16:45,736 --> 00:16:48,780
If I can turn you on to a healthy diet,
l can do it for anyone.
250
00:16:48,947 --> 00:16:53,785
Rhonda, I am living proof a person can
never exercise and eat what she wants
251
00:16:53,952 --> 00:16:58,123
- and still be absolutely gorgeous.
- Trust me. Not for long.
252
00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:01,668
I'll go get that.
253
00:17:05,172 --> 00:17:09,092
Whatever you're doing, drop it. Rhon!
I need to see you in these dresses.
254
00:17:09,259 --> 00:17:12,262
- Those are hot. Very hot.
- Guess who designed them?
255
00:17:12,429 --> 00:17:15,515
- Come on, take a shot.
- Armani, Valentino?
256
00:17:15,682 --> 00:17:18,393
- Mancini originals.
- They're fabulous, Jane!
257
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,396
- I need to see them.
- Can it wait till after dinner?
258
00:17:21,563 --> 00:17:23,940
- No, now.
- OK.
259
00:17:24,107 --> 00:17:27,110
You are the best. I'm going
to take these to the mart.
260
00:17:27,277 --> 00:17:30,572
These dresses have been
sitting in my closet for months,
261
00:17:30,739 --> 00:17:35,118
when all of a sudden I thought,
"What am I waiting for? Life is short.
262
00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:38,413
I've got to do things now."
So I called in sick from work
263
00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:40,790
and I finally finished
a couple of these.
264
00:17:40,957 --> 00:17:45,295
Hey girl, we've gotta get you on some
decaf. You are shaking like a leaf.
265
00:17:45,461 --> 00:17:47,338
Mine needs a few nips and tucks.
266
00:17:47,505 --> 00:17:49,841
Well, how's mine?
267
00:17:51,593 --> 00:17:53,469
They look awful.
268
00:17:54,387 --> 00:17:59,392
The neck is too big, the sleeves
are too frumpy and it's way too long.
269
00:17:59,559 --> 00:18:02,061
- It's all wrong.
- It's OK.
270
00:18:02,228 --> 00:18:05,606
Why don't you stay for dinner?
I'm cooking some codfish.
271
00:18:05,773 --> 00:18:09,694
It's low-calorie, high-protein.
What do you say?
272
00:18:18,035 --> 00:18:21,789
- Jane!
- Jane? Is everything OK?
273
00:18:21,956 --> 00:18:23,749
Jane!
274
00:18:31,924 --> 00:18:34,010
Are you pregnant?
275
00:18:38,014 --> 00:18:41,225
The only reason I ask is I�ve
had a couple pregnant friends.
276
00:18:41,392 --> 00:18:45,146
Just one whiff of fish, upchuck city.
All over the place.
277
00:18:45,312 --> 00:18:49,275
Sandy, you know, you have
the sensitivity of a doorknob.
278
00:18:49,442 --> 00:18:54,321
- Are you OK?
- Yeah, I�m fine.
279
00:18:54,488 --> 00:18:57,116
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.
280
00:18:57,283 --> 00:19:00,661
Yeah, Janie, this is so wonderful!
281
00:19:02,872 --> 00:19:07,793
Forgive me for saying so, but you don't
exactly seem to be jumping for joy.
282
00:19:08,961 --> 00:19:11,505
- Jane?
- Oh, God.
283
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,674
You guys don't say a word.
284
00:19:26,895 --> 00:19:29,064
Keep going, Billy. That's it. That's it.
285
00:19:29,231 --> 00:19:32,651
There you go, Billy! Way to go!
286
00:19:35,779 --> 00:19:37,739
Go get it, Billy!
287
00:19:39,491 --> 00:19:41,743
Hey, Billy! Hey, Billy!
288
00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:45,330
Come on, you can do it. Come on!
289
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:51,003
Billy! You can do it! Come on!
290
00:19:58,009 --> 00:20:00,303
Come on now, you can do it!
291
00:20:03,682 --> 00:20:05,642
Dive!
292
00:20:37,257 --> 00:20:40,635
Billy, are you all right?
293
00:20:49,519 --> 00:20:50,562
Nightmare?
294
00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:53,606
The kind where you're falling,
295
00:20:53,773 --> 00:20:56,943
and you're about to hit
the ground any second.
296
00:21:01,572 --> 00:21:06,869
You know, they say if you hit the ground
in your dream, you really die.
297
00:21:09,872 --> 00:21:12,291
But that almost never happens.
298
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:15,753
I'm sorry I woke you up.
It was just a dream,
299
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,132
which happened to have
an excruciatingly hellish quality.
300
00:21:19,298 --> 00:21:22,301
Billy, why are you doing this?
301
00:21:22,468 --> 00:21:26,389
I was reading just the other day
about these two guys somewhere
302
00:21:26,556 --> 00:21:29,934
who wanted to celebrate their
graduation by bungee jumping
303
00:21:30,101 --> 00:21:32,019
off the top of their dorm.
304
00:21:32,186 --> 00:21:35,690
Only they made the rope
too long and ended up...
305
00:21:37,191 --> 00:21:39,151
You know.
306
00:21:39,318 --> 00:21:42,446
I mean, what do you have to prove?
307
00:21:42,613 --> 00:21:44,949
All my life, I�ve been so safe, Alison.
308
00:21:45,116 --> 00:21:48,244
I've done everything right.
Good grades in high school,
309
00:21:48,411 --> 00:21:53,332
good grades in college, spent the
summers working for my dad's store.
310
00:21:53,499 --> 00:21:57,920
- I've got to take a risk.
- A stupid, reckless risk?
311
00:21:58,087 --> 00:22:00,965
Whatever it takes.
312
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,927
OK.
313
00:22:10,516 --> 00:22:13,435
Just make sure they
make the cord the right length.
314
00:22:18,524 --> 00:22:21,443
Come on, we gotta get
the show on the road.
315
00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:23,237
I'll get Jake.
316
00:22:25,114 --> 00:22:26,865
Jake!
317
00:22:27,908 --> 00:22:30,369
Come on, pal, we gotta get rollin'.
318
00:22:30,744 --> 00:22:33,122
- Hello!
- What?
319
00:22:33,288 --> 00:22:35,374
We're supposed
to meet ten minutes ago.
320
00:22:35,541 --> 00:22:38,585
Oh, man, are we really going
to go through with this?
321
00:22:38,752 --> 00:22:42,965
- Yes!
- OK. I'll be right there.
322
00:22:43,131 --> 00:22:45,551
All right, we'll meet you at the car.
323
00:22:48,595 --> 00:22:51,431
How do you feel?
I mean, are you psyched? You scared?
324
00:22:51,598 --> 00:22:54,434
I want to get everybody's
experiences for my story.
325
00:22:54,601 --> 00:22:57,187
I feel like I�m about to do
something stupid.
326
00:22:58,063 --> 00:23:00,524
Wait till you're swinging
from that bungee.
327
00:23:00,691 --> 00:23:03,318
You will thank me
for dragging you along.
328
00:23:13,036 --> 00:23:15,038
Hey. Sorry to bother you so early.
329
00:23:15,205 --> 00:23:18,875
- No, come on in. Are you OK?
- Is Billy home?
330
00:23:19,042 --> 00:23:22,963
No, he and Jake and Matt
left early to go bungee jumping.
331
00:23:23,129 --> 00:23:25,549
- Michael left early too.
- Not to go with them?
332
00:23:25,715 --> 00:23:28,385
No, no, he's at the hospital.
333
00:23:31,054 --> 00:23:33,974
- Alison, I need to talk.
- OK.
334
00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:36,851
I think I�ve decided to have...
335
00:23:39,187 --> 00:23:42,107
l have decided not to have this baby.
336
00:23:42,273 --> 00:23:44,401
- Talked it over with Michael?
- I can't.
337
00:23:44,567 --> 00:23:49,114
I mean, I already know how he feels.
I don't want to push him into anything.
338
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,867
God, I just feel like there's
no way out of this, you know?
339
00:23:53,034 --> 00:23:56,412
I mean, I just...
l wish I could make everything OK.
340
00:23:56,579 --> 00:24:00,124
- It's not just your responsibility.
- I know it's not.
341
00:24:00,291 --> 00:24:02,418
Things are tough enough
for us as it is,
342
00:24:02,585 --> 00:24:06,464
and I�m not gonna bring a child into
this world my husband doesn't want.
343
00:24:06,631 --> 00:24:09,968
- That's not fair to either of us.
- I understand, but...
344
00:24:10,134 --> 00:24:13,012
- I made an appointment this afternoon.
- Where?
345
00:24:13,179 --> 00:24:17,684
An abortion clinic in Hollywood.
It's just a counseling session,
346
00:24:17,850 --> 00:24:20,478
but I was wondering, I mean...
347
00:24:20,645 --> 00:24:23,481
l would feel so much less alone
if you would come.
348
00:24:23,648 --> 00:24:27,401
This seems so drastic. Don't you
think you ought to include Michael?
349
00:24:27,568 --> 00:24:30,738
- It's his baby too.
- I'm just exploring my options.
350
00:24:31,364 --> 00:24:35,034
OK. I'm so sorry.
351
00:24:35,201 --> 00:24:38,621
I am so sorry you
have to go through all this.
352
00:24:52,343 --> 00:24:55,554
I can't believe we're doing this!
Last night I was worried,
353
00:24:55,721 --> 00:24:58,516
but now we're on the road,
and yes! We're gonna do it.
354
00:24:58,682 --> 00:25:00,976
Three men, the adventure of their lives.
355
00:25:01,143 --> 00:25:03,813
Gonna look death in the face
without blinking,
356
00:25:03,979 --> 00:25:07,441
men who look at risk and say,
"Make mine a double."
357
00:25:07,608 --> 00:25:09,902
Hey, there it is.
358
00:25:12,988 --> 00:25:15,449
Oh, my God!
359
00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:28,003
Jumper coming!
360
00:25:43,018 --> 00:25:45,187
I'm lovin' it!
361
00:25:47,773 --> 00:25:50,859
- Hey, let's do it!
- Let�s do it.
362
00:25:53,528 --> 00:25:56,573
Think how cool it'll be
with a munchkin running around.
363
00:25:56,740 --> 00:26:00,535
- How cute will the baby be.
- They're so cute.
364
00:26:02,496 --> 00:26:04,873
We were coming by
to see how you're doing.
365
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,417
Unless you're going somewhere.
366
00:26:07,584 --> 00:26:10,545
Yeah, kind of.
But thanks, you guys.
367
00:26:10,712 --> 00:26:13,632
Are you holding up OK?
368
00:26:13,799 --> 00:26:17,010
- Alison knows.
- Oh, sorry.
369
00:26:17,177 --> 00:26:20,096
To tell you the truth,
she was taking me to the clinic.
370
00:26:20,263 --> 00:26:21,556
The clinic?
371
00:26:21,723 --> 00:26:24,726
Are you sure that this
is something you both want?
372
00:26:24,893 --> 00:26:27,604
Giving it serious thought.
373
00:26:27,771 --> 00:26:31,358
Then I�m coming too. You need
your friends at a time like this.
374
00:26:31,524 --> 00:26:35,028
- C.J. Can take over my classes.
- No, that's OK. I'll be fine.
375
00:26:35,195 --> 00:26:38,073
- You sure?
- Yeah.
376
00:26:45,497 --> 00:26:49,000
Well, our urine test confirms
that you are pregnant.
377
00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:53,254
And from the date of your last period,
you're about six weeks along.
378
00:26:53,421 --> 00:26:56,424
I take it that this pregnancy
comes as a surprise to you.
379
00:26:56,591 --> 00:27:02,180
Yes. We never planned
to have kids this young.
380
00:27:02,347 --> 00:27:05,266
At this point you'd like
to terminate the pregnancy.
381
00:27:05,433 --> 00:27:07,310
Yes.
382
00:27:07,477 --> 00:27:12,315
Well, I�d like to discuss
some of the options to abortion.
383
00:27:12,482 --> 00:27:15,526
For example,
adoption and keeping the child.
384
00:27:15,693 --> 00:27:17,945
Before that,
would your husband join us?
385
00:27:18,112 --> 00:27:21,824
He's not here. He's busy.
You know, with work and...
386
00:27:21,991 --> 00:27:24,786
We can reschedule
for some time when he's available.
387
00:27:24,952 --> 00:27:26,537
That's fine. Today is fine.
388
00:27:26,704 --> 00:27:29,665
- Have you discussed this with him?
- I can't.
389
00:27:29,832 --> 00:27:34,045
- Jane, is he aware of the pregnancy?
- I can't tell him.
390
00:27:34,212 --> 00:27:36,756
Michael doesn't want
to have a baby right now.
391
00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:41,302
Even so, how do you feel about having
an abortion without telling him?
392
00:27:41,469 --> 00:27:45,806
I feel like if he ever finds out,
it'll tear us apart.
393
00:27:45,973 --> 00:27:50,519
And if he doesn't, it'll be this
huge thing that I never told him.
394
00:27:50,686 --> 00:27:52,938
Every marriage
has its secrets, right?
395
00:28:00,821 --> 00:28:03,032
"And in the event of my debt..."
396
00:28:03,199 --> 00:28:05,910
Sorry, "death.
397
00:28:06,077 --> 00:28:09,038
I state that I do not hold
the Bungee Adventure Company
398
00:28:09,205 --> 00:28:14,585
responsible for said death,
nor any expenses related to said...
399
00:28:16,420 --> 00:28:18,881
...death." And...
400
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,344
Beautiful, beautiful.
Oscar material. Really.
401
00:28:23,510 --> 00:28:24,887
You can still talk?
402
00:28:25,054 --> 00:28:30,184
Billy, it is the most incredible...
l can't even describe it.
403
00:28:30,351 --> 00:28:33,437
- But weren't you scared?
- Yeah, I was scared.
404
00:28:33,604 --> 00:28:37,024
- I was thrilled. It's insane.
- Jumper coming!
405
00:28:37,191 --> 00:28:38,692
There goes Jake.
406
00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:56,460
Hey, you're on.
407
00:29:02,215 --> 00:29:06,553
- Let�s do it.
- OK, we are all set here.
408
00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:09,139
Let�s go.
409
00:29:09,306 --> 00:29:12,392
OK, carefully, put your legs
over that side of the rail.
410
00:29:12,559 --> 00:29:15,645
- This side?
- Yeah, that's the side.
411
00:29:15,812 --> 00:29:17,439
OK. There you go.
412
00:29:17,606 --> 00:29:19,149
Good.
413
00:29:22,569 --> 00:29:26,031
Almost lost ya there, pal.
OK. OK, you ready?
414
00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:30,619
We're gonna go on three.
OK? You ready?
415
00:29:30,785 --> 00:29:32,913
One. Two.
416
00:29:33,079 --> 00:29:36,541
Come on, now. You can do it, come on.
417
00:29:37,584 --> 00:29:40,045
Come on, now. You can do it.
418
00:29:45,342 --> 00:29:48,553
Dive! Dive! Dive!
419
00:29:51,431 --> 00:29:53,933
I can't. I can't do it.
I'm just not gonna do it.
420
00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:57,312
- OK, let's get him up back...
- Get my leg back on this side.
421
00:29:57,479 --> 00:30:00,315
- I'm sorry, guys.
- That's all right.
422
00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:03,401
It's just not worth it.
423
00:30:14,829 --> 00:30:19,751
They're taking so long.
I hope she's OK.
424
00:30:19,917 --> 00:30:21,628
All kinds of stuff you gotta do:
425
00:30:21,794 --> 00:30:24,339
The pregnancy test,
then talk to a counselor.
426
00:30:24,505 --> 00:30:27,342
They want to make sure
you know what you're doing.
427
00:30:27,508 --> 00:30:29,427
How do you know so much?
428
00:30:30,970 --> 00:30:35,141
- I had one.
- An abortion?
429
00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:40,480
God, it's so weird.
I haven't thought about it for so long.
430
00:30:40,646 --> 00:30:43,483
I was 16, back home.
431
00:30:43,649 --> 00:30:47,195
That's when Mama thought
l was gonna be Miss Teenage America.
432
00:30:49,155 --> 00:30:51,282
I was training for this local contest.
433
00:30:51,449 --> 00:30:55,578
I figured if I won,
that'd be my way out of town.
434
00:30:55,745 --> 00:30:57,913
My talent was baton.
435
00:31:02,418 --> 00:31:04,378
There was this boy.
436
00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:10,426
He was the son of one of the judges.
437
00:31:11,177 --> 00:31:13,387
I liked him well enough.
438
00:31:14,764 --> 00:31:18,893
I thought if I slept with him,
he'd help me with his dad.
439
00:31:19,059 --> 00:31:21,270
God, that was so stupid.
440
00:31:21,979 --> 00:31:24,523
I learned that lesson young.
441
00:31:24,690 --> 00:31:27,109
You don't sleep
with a man to get something,
442
00:31:27,276 --> 00:31:30,321
- unless you want to get pregnant.
- What happened?
443
00:31:33,032 --> 00:31:35,367
My mama drove me.
444
00:31:38,329 --> 00:31:40,331
She drove me, we had to...
445
00:31:42,499 --> 00:31:45,335
We had to drive for hours to get there.
446
00:31:48,046 --> 00:31:50,340
The only place
that would do an abortion,
447
00:31:50,507 --> 00:31:53,051
and even then it was just this little...
448
00:31:53,218 --> 00:31:57,764
It was just this little trailer,
it had no sign or anything.
449
00:31:59,725 --> 00:32:01,727
It didn't hurt too much.
450
00:32:03,604 --> 00:32:06,773
I just remember,
l couldn't stop shivering.
451
00:32:09,359 --> 00:32:13,155
It was so crazy. It must've been...
It must've been 90 degrees,
452
00:32:13,322 --> 00:32:18,785
but I was just...
shivering and shivering.
453
00:32:20,162 --> 00:32:23,707
I think it was the hardest thing
l ever had to do.
454
00:32:23,874 --> 00:32:27,252
But I know under the circumstances
l chose right. I know.
455
00:32:27,419 --> 00:32:28,462
Of course you did.
456
00:32:30,422 --> 00:32:33,175
I haven't told this
to anybody out here.
457
00:32:35,302 --> 00:32:38,430
- I'm glad you told me.
- Me too.
458
00:32:39,764 --> 00:32:43,310
I'm always afraid that if you
tell somebody something in private,
459
00:32:43,476 --> 00:32:47,105
- that they'll use it against you.
- Not if they're your friends.
460
00:32:47,272 --> 00:32:49,524
Is that what we are?
Are we friends?
461
00:32:51,109 --> 00:32:53,153
Absolutely.
462
00:32:54,571 --> 00:32:57,407
I could have really used someone
like you back then.
463
00:33:07,417 --> 00:33:09,294
- Oh, Rhonda.
- Hi.
464
00:33:09,461 --> 00:33:12,881
- Come on in.
- Low-fat fettuccine.
465
00:33:13,047 --> 00:33:15,341
Major comfort food without the calories.
466
00:33:15,508 --> 00:33:17,302
Well, thanks. That's very nice.
467
00:33:17,468 --> 00:33:19,846
Figured you wouldn't be
in any mood to cook.
468
00:33:20,013 --> 00:33:23,141
Thought I�d whip together pasta.
Carbohydrates kick...
469
00:33:23,308 --> 00:33:26,978
- The chemicals that make you happy?
- Endorphins.
470
00:33:27,145 --> 00:33:30,273
Right. So just eat it,
don't cook, don't exert yourself.
471
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,401
Wanted you to know I was
thinking about you. How's Jane?
472
00:33:33,568 --> 00:33:35,528
I don't know.
She hasn't come home.
473
00:33:35,695 --> 00:33:39,031
Well, let me get out of here.
You probably want to be alone.
474
00:33:39,198 --> 00:33:42,201
But listen, I understand.
You guys are so young.
475
00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:44,036
Have a baby when you're ready.
476
00:33:44,203 --> 00:33:47,081
A baby? What baby?
What are you talking about?
477
00:33:50,168 --> 00:33:53,129
Rhonda, what the hell is going on?
478
00:33:53,296 --> 00:33:57,008
Nothing. Nothing.
You know, forget I came by.
479
00:33:57,174 --> 00:34:00,094
I say stupid things.
Don't know what I�m talking about.
480
00:34:00,261 --> 00:34:02,722
Doesn't mean anything.
I gotta go, I�m late.
481
00:34:27,746 --> 00:34:30,124
Suddenly I thought,
482
00:34:30,291 --> 00:34:33,252
"What am I doing on this bridge?
I could die, for real."
483
00:34:33,419 --> 00:34:37,256
I don't know who the bigger jerk is,
us for jumping, or this guy for not.
484
00:34:37,423 --> 00:34:40,551
Why am I ashamed that
l have yen for self-preservation?
485
00:34:40,718 --> 00:34:43,762
Billy, you're the only guy
around here with half a brain.
486
00:34:43,929 --> 00:34:46,682
Yeah, right,
and I was too scared to jump.
487
00:34:46,849 --> 00:34:51,311
Billy, there is nothing wrong
with being too scared.
488
00:34:51,729 --> 00:34:55,232
I have ten hours until my deadline
and I don't even have a story.
489
00:34:55,399 --> 00:34:58,193
Unless you consider
being gutless front-page news.
490
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,281
Don't kid yourself. It takes real
guts to admit something like that.
491
00:35:04,241 --> 00:35:05,993
Here's to gutless wonders.
492
00:35:06,159 --> 00:35:08,495
- Long may they live.
- Longer than us.
493
00:35:08,662 --> 00:35:10,247
- Hi, Jane.
- Hi.
494
00:35:10,414 --> 00:35:15,377
- Hey, Jane, come join the celebration.
- Not tonight, guys.
495
00:35:15,544 --> 00:35:17,629
OK, be that way.
496
00:35:20,173 --> 00:35:22,050
Michael?
497
00:35:23,552 --> 00:35:25,387
Honey?
498
00:35:32,102 --> 00:35:33,979
Michael, what's wrong?
499
00:35:34,146 --> 00:35:38,525
Rhonda came by. She thought we might
need it after what we've been through.
500
00:35:38,692 --> 00:35:40,110
Oh, God. Michael...
501
00:35:40,277 --> 00:35:43,029
- How could you do it, Jane?
- Michael, let me...
502
00:35:43,196 --> 00:35:45,991
You aborted our baby.
503
00:35:46,157 --> 00:35:49,119
A baby I never even knew existed.
504
00:35:49,286 --> 00:35:51,788
My God, how could you keep this from me?
505
00:35:51,955 --> 00:35:54,833
- Michael, I tried to tell you...
- But you didn't.
506
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,503
After what you said about
not wanting a baby? What's the point?
507
00:35:58,670 --> 00:36:01,798
- I knew how you felt.
- You don't know me at all.
508
00:36:03,883 --> 00:36:06,219
What would you have wanted, Michael?
509
00:36:06,386 --> 00:36:10,390
No speeches. No pre-conceived plans.
Tell me what you would have wanted.
510
00:36:10,557 --> 00:36:14,018
- A baby or an abortion?
- What difference does it make?
511
00:36:14,185 --> 00:36:16,688
- You made that choice for me.
- No, I didn't.
512
00:36:16,855 --> 00:36:18,106
- You did.
- I didn't.
513
00:36:18,273 --> 00:36:21,109
I couldn't go through with it.
I went to the clinic.
514
00:36:21,276 --> 00:36:25,280
But when I started talking about it,
l realized how much I want this baby.
515
00:36:25,446 --> 00:36:28,408
Michael, you can't just plan life.
You have to live it.
516
00:36:28,575 --> 00:36:32,787
Great, great. So now you've decided
that we are going to have a baby.
517
00:36:32,954 --> 00:36:35,540
Now, tell me, when do l
get a say in all of this?
518
00:36:35,707 --> 00:36:38,501
- Have a say now.
- Now that you've made up your mind?
519
00:36:38,668 --> 00:36:41,963
- It's not like that.
- Yes, it is! Just listen to yourself!
520
00:36:42,130 --> 00:36:45,133
Do you have to get so angry?
Can't we talk about this?
521
00:36:45,299 --> 00:36:48,386
You can't keep secrets
like this in a marriage, honey.
522
00:36:48,553 --> 00:36:51,806
- This is my life, too, damn it.
- Michael, come on.
523
00:36:51,973 --> 00:36:54,392
Walk away.
Like that'll solve everything.
524
00:36:54,559 --> 00:36:57,061
This is not a dress.
Hems and tucks won't fix it!
525
00:36:57,228 --> 00:37:00,439
- Damn it, not out here.
- Why not? Hell, they already know.
526
00:37:00,606 --> 00:37:04,402
- They know everything before I do.
- Maybe they're easier to talk to.
527
00:37:04,569 --> 00:37:08,239
Here they are. All your friends.
Talk to 'em. Talk all night!
528
00:37:10,491 --> 00:37:12,535
Let�s go get him.
529
00:37:13,995 --> 00:37:17,623
Yo, buddy, come on, Mike.
Michael!
530
00:37:17,790 --> 00:37:19,458
Slow down, come on!
531
00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:21,502
Michael!
532
00:37:29,635 --> 00:37:32,513
Slow down. Slow down!
What happened?
533
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,099
- Nothing, I�m OK.
- What did she do?
534
00:37:35,266 --> 00:37:36,600
It's all right.
535
00:37:36,767 --> 00:37:40,104
Women, you know?
They'll drive you bonkers every time.
536
00:37:40,271 --> 00:37:42,898
I got two words for you,
never trust 'em.
537
00:37:43,065 --> 00:37:46,151
They'll rip your heart out,
eat it for lunch.
538
00:37:46,318 --> 00:37:47,653
Men aren't any better.
539
00:37:47,820 --> 00:37:50,698
Let�s get a drink
and then we're gonna get you home.
540
00:37:50,864 --> 00:37:52,658
Home. Where the hell is that?
541
00:37:52,825 --> 00:37:56,453
I just had to bring over
that fettuccine, didn't l?
542
00:37:56,620 --> 00:38:00,874
Janie, I�m sorry. Sometimes I wish l
never even learned how to boil water.
543
00:38:01,041 --> 00:38:03,460
Forget it, Rhonda, it's not your fault.
544
00:38:03,627 --> 00:38:07,506
I should have told him,
right from the start.
545
00:38:07,673 --> 00:38:09,299
God, why didn't l?
546
00:38:09,466 --> 00:38:11,844
You were doing
what you thought was right.
547
00:38:12,010 --> 00:38:14,429
It's just that he's so hard to talk to.
548
00:38:14,596 --> 00:38:18,058
He's so sure of everything
when there's nothing to be sure of.
549
00:38:20,310 --> 00:38:23,814
- Now I�ve blown it for good.
- Come on, Jane, it was one mistake.
550
00:38:23,981 --> 00:38:26,358
He's not gonna hold this against you.
551
00:38:26,525 --> 00:38:32,572
You don't know Michael.
If he loves you, he loves you forever.
552
00:38:32,739 --> 00:38:38,120
But if he thinks
you've betrayed him, forget it.
553
00:38:44,209 --> 00:38:45,919
Thank you.
554
00:38:53,009 --> 00:38:55,512
You think you know somebody,
really know 'em.
555
00:38:55,679 --> 00:38:58,765
Live in the same house,
have the same bed, share.
556
00:38:58,932 --> 00:39:02,936
One day you wake up and realize you
don't know anything about that person.
557
00:39:03,103 --> 00:39:06,523
- And never did.
- Yeah, well, they're yang, we're yin.
558
00:39:06,690 --> 00:39:09,567
Billy, I think
it's the other way around.
559
00:39:09,734 --> 00:39:12,362
I don't know what
went down between you guys,
560
00:39:12,529 --> 00:39:14,531
but you can't just walk out.
561
00:39:14,697 --> 00:39:17,408
The bottom line is
you love her, right?
562
00:39:17,575 --> 00:39:20,203
Of course, I love her.
I probably shouldn't,
563
00:39:20,370 --> 00:39:23,540
but I still do. I can't stop.
564
00:39:23,706 --> 00:39:27,377
Oh, man.
Life is so bizarre, you know?
565
00:39:27,544 --> 00:39:31,923
I mean, I always thought when you
had a baby, it'd be this incredibly...
566
00:39:32,090 --> 00:39:34,133
- Wait a minute. Baby?
- What baby?
567
00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:37,136
- What baby?
- Jane's and my baby. She's pregnant.
568
00:39:37,303 --> 00:39:40,473
- I thought the building knew.
- Congratulations!
569
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,142
- It's amazing!
- Hey, that's incredible!
570
00:39:43,309 --> 00:39:44,352
Thanks.
571
00:39:44,519 --> 00:39:47,814
The rest of us are jumping bridges,
and you know what you are?
572
00:39:47,980 --> 00:39:50,400
- What?
- You're the bravest guy here.
573
00:39:50,566 --> 00:39:53,069
- I'll drink to that.
- Or the craziest.
574
00:39:53,236 --> 00:39:54,737
Another round for Mr Dad!
575
00:39:54,904 --> 00:39:59,492
No, no. I think there's someone
l should probably go talk to.
576
00:39:59,659 --> 00:40:02,745
None of that! None of that!
577
00:40:35,194 --> 00:40:39,240
- A baby.
- I know.
578
00:40:41,367 --> 00:40:43,994
Do you really want it, Michael?
579
00:40:45,996 --> 00:40:49,625
- I do.
- Me too.
580
00:40:50,542 --> 00:40:52,252
God, I�m sorry.
581
00:40:52,419 --> 00:40:55,255
I don't know why
l thought I couldn't talk to you.
582
00:40:55,422 --> 00:40:57,591
It was just such a shock.
583
00:40:57,758 --> 00:41:00,386
And with everything you said,
all our plans...
584
00:41:00,552 --> 00:41:03,931
Yeah, but plans are made to be broken.
585
00:41:04,098 --> 00:41:06,767
God, I love you.
586
00:41:06,934 --> 00:41:09,895
And you are gonna be the best dad.
587
00:41:10,062 --> 00:41:13,440
OK, now if it's a boy, no juniors, OK?
588
00:41:13,607 --> 00:41:17,319
- Why? I love the name Michael.
- We'll talk.
589
00:41:17,486 --> 00:41:22,574
- Yeah, we got plenty of time.
- About eight months.
590
00:41:23,951 --> 00:41:25,869
- Mom.
- Dad.
591
00:41:31,667 --> 00:41:35,045
"So call me a wimp.
Go ahead. I don't care.
592
00:41:35,212 --> 00:41:36,880
But I can tell you one thing:
593
00:41:37,047 --> 00:41:40,008
I don't need to risk my life
to prove anything anymore.
594
00:41:40,175 --> 00:41:44,137
Life�s the adventure. Not death."
595
00:41:44,304 --> 00:41:45,764
So that's it.
596
00:41:45,931 --> 00:41:50,310
You know, for a Valley boy,
you can be surprisingly cool.
597
00:41:50,477 --> 00:41:54,189
- Do you like it?
- Yeah, it's great.
598
00:41:56,441 --> 00:42:00,195
At last, she approves.
599
00:42:01,488 --> 00:42:03,281
Thanks.
600
00:42:04,824 --> 00:42:07,035
So, what do you have
lined up for next week?
601
00:42:07,202 --> 00:42:09,371
- Next week?
- Your next column?
602
00:42:09,537 --> 00:42:14,000
That's still seven days away.
Do I look worried?
603
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,963
Good night, Billy.
604
00:42:19,422 --> 00:42:21,174
Good night, Alison.
605
00:42:34,771 --> 00:42:37,482
"Today I saw a young man
606
00:42:37,649 --> 00:42:40,777
meet fatherhood head on...
607
00:42:45,156 --> 00:42:46,949
...and survive."
608
00:42:49,535 --> 00:42:52,246
Move over, Doogie Howser.
609
00:42:52,296 --> 00:42:56,846
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