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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,326 --> 00:00:07,913 - The man has arrived. - Billy, you're a stud. 2 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:10,291 Way to go, Billy! 3 00:00:23,804 --> 00:00:25,973 Follow me. Yeah! 4 00:00:28,601 --> 00:00:30,102 Kick! 5 00:00:49,455 --> 00:00:51,957 Grab him! 6 00:00:54,918 --> 00:00:57,045 Here we go! One! 7 00:00:57,212 --> 00:00:59,214 Two! Three! 8 00:01:03,844 --> 00:01:06,138 I hope you guys know a good dry-cleaner. 9 00:01:06,305 --> 00:01:10,267 Come on, what's a celebration without somebody getting in the pool? 10 00:01:10,434 --> 00:01:12,269 This is my last clean shirt. 11 00:01:12,436 --> 00:01:16,606 - Admit it, you're thrilled. - OK, I�m pretty psyched. 12 00:01:16,773 --> 00:01:20,152 I think it's so cool. Your own column in a newspaper. 13 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:22,821 Thanks, but it's not exactly the newspaper. 14 00:01:22,988 --> 00:01:25,282 It's a freebie they give away on Melrose. 15 00:01:25,449 --> 00:01:28,326 Restaurant reviews, paranoid political articles, 16 00:01:28,493 --> 00:01:32,914 "Married man, 55, seeks buxom blonde, 22, for true love." 17 00:01:33,081 --> 00:01:34,666 It's a throwaway. 18 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:37,544 The Village Voice probably started out that way. 19 00:01:37,711 --> 00:01:40,130 People are gonna line litter boxes with this. 20 00:01:40,297 --> 00:01:43,842 Adventures on Melrose. The saga of a young man in his 20's. 21 00:01:44,009 --> 00:01:45,927 - On the rise. - On the make. 22 00:01:46,094 --> 00:01:48,972 Spilling his guts for 25 bucks a week. 23 00:01:49,139 --> 00:01:51,558 - What're you gonna write about? - Me. 24 00:01:51,725 --> 00:01:55,520 - You've had adventures? - Yeah. 25 00:01:55,687 --> 00:01:57,856 Well, I mean, I�ll get some. 26 00:01:58,523 --> 00:01:59,941 OK. 27 00:02:08,575 --> 00:02:10,285 - Hey. - Hi. 28 00:02:10,452 --> 00:02:14,581 - What's up? Tough day at the boutique? - Oh, no, I�m just tired, that's all. 29 00:02:14,747 --> 00:02:17,000 - Killer dress. - Thanks. Do you like it? 30 00:02:17,167 --> 00:02:19,836 We got these at the boutique. Half off Friday. 31 00:02:20,003 --> 00:02:22,130 - Come down and try 'em on. - Great. 32 00:02:22,297 --> 00:02:25,466 What's up, dudes? 33 00:02:26,509 --> 00:02:28,845 Baby! 34 00:02:30,930 --> 00:02:33,766 - What happened? - Well, I�m sorry I missed the party. 35 00:02:33,933 --> 00:02:36,853 But the kid came through. The one that got hit by a car. 36 00:02:37,020 --> 00:02:40,148 It was touch-and-go for a few hours, but he's gonna make it. 37 00:02:40,314 --> 00:02:43,443 - That's great. - Fantastic. You saved somebody's life! 38 00:02:43,609 --> 00:02:46,821 - Yes, I guess I did. - Get him! 39 00:02:46,988 --> 00:02:48,322 What do you mean? 40 00:02:58,749 --> 00:03:01,711 The people at the hospital, everybody says Yosemite. 41 00:03:01,877 --> 00:03:03,879 The place to go is Yosemite. 42 00:03:03,921 --> 00:03:07,800 I mean, it's fantastic camping, dirt cheap, wildflowers. 43 00:03:07,967 --> 00:03:10,761 Jane, think wildflowers. 44 00:03:10,928 --> 00:03:13,973 I know spring's a long time to wait for our vacation, 45 00:03:14,140 --> 00:03:17,560 but picture this: A cosy tent for two, 46 00:03:17,727 --> 00:03:20,813 me sneaking into your sleeping bag, 47 00:03:20,980 --> 00:03:24,275 you thinking it's creepy crawlers, get excited and wake up, 48 00:03:24,442 --> 00:03:29,029 but no, it's the surgeon extraordinaire's perfect gentle hands 49 00:03:29,196 --> 00:03:31,156 on your shoulders. 50 00:03:31,323 --> 00:03:35,202 The wilderness is gonna be awesome, I�m telling ya. 51 00:03:35,953 --> 00:03:37,246 Jane? 52 00:03:40,958 --> 00:03:42,334 - Hon? - What? 53 00:03:42,501 --> 00:03:45,421 - Sound like a plan? - Yeah. Honey, that sounds great. 54 00:03:45,587 --> 00:03:46,964 That's good. 55 00:03:51,093 --> 00:03:54,054 I don't know. You can see right through it. 56 00:03:54,221 --> 00:03:58,350 I mean, maybe with a unitard. What do you think? 57 00:03:59,518 --> 00:04:02,729 A simple yes or no would suffice. 58 00:04:04,314 --> 00:04:08,235 What's wrong? Are you OK? 59 00:04:08,861 --> 00:04:14,074 I'm just pregnant, that's all. I'm gonna put these back on the rack. 60 00:04:14,241 --> 00:04:17,369 Did I hear you right? Are you pregnant? 61 00:04:17,536 --> 00:04:21,081 - Yeah, how about that? - Oh, my God. 62 00:04:21,248 --> 00:04:24,084 That's wonderful! Congratulations. 63 00:04:24,251 --> 00:04:27,921 - When did you guys decide to do this? - We didn't, actually. 64 00:04:28,088 --> 00:04:31,675 It just kind of... Well, we got carried away one night. 65 00:04:31,842 --> 00:04:34,970 - You know how it is. - Actually, I don't. 66 00:04:35,137 --> 00:04:39,766 But... a baby! You must be so excited. 67 00:04:39,933 --> 00:04:44,229 Yeah, I am. I mean, I think I am. Something. 68 00:04:44,396 --> 00:04:48,066 I don't know, it just... It just seems so soon. 69 00:04:48,233 --> 00:04:51,903 But Michael must be walking on air. 70 00:04:52,070 --> 00:04:55,073 Actually, I haven't told him yet. 71 00:04:55,240 --> 00:05:00,328 When I found out, it just blew me away, you know, like it wasn't real. 72 00:05:00,495 --> 00:05:02,539 And then he raced off to the hospital. 73 00:05:02,706 --> 00:05:04,958 Don't tell. You're the first who knows. 74 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:07,919 - Just me? - I'm going to tell him tonight. 75 00:05:08,086 --> 00:05:12,507 This is so exciting! A little Jane. 76 00:05:17,387 --> 00:05:22,934 Just relax. It's gonna come. It's gonna come. 77 00:05:49,043 --> 00:05:52,213 Well, at least I�ve still got my day job. 78 00:06:11,357 --> 00:06:15,361 - OK, what happened? - Nothing. 79 00:06:15,528 --> 00:06:18,906 Nothing happened. I was sitting there, working on my article, 80 00:06:19,073 --> 00:06:21,784 and the messiness of this place started bugging me. 81 00:06:21,951 --> 00:06:25,704 So I decided to take a little break and do a little spring cleaning. 82 00:06:26,831 --> 00:06:31,502 - Article going badly? - Badly is not the word for it. 83 00:06:31,669 --> 00:06:34,880 I sat there for hours, Alison, hours. 84 00:06:35,548 --> 00:06:38,259 Every time I wrote something down, 85 00:06:38,425 --> 00:06:42,680 it just seemed so unbelievably stupid and boring. 86 00:06:42,846 --> 00:06:46,016 I don't know who I was kidding, I�d write about adventures. 87 00:06:46,183 --> 00:06:48,102 What big thrill can I write about? 88 00:06:48,269 --> 00:06:51,105 I'm a kid from the Valley, you know? 89 00:06:51,271 --> 00:06:56,610 What, the time I saw Milli and Vanilli shopping at the Galleria? 90 00:06:58,112 --> 00:06:59,905 I am ordinary. 91 00:07:00,072 --> 00:07:02,616 There's nothing wrong with being ordinary. 92 00:07:02,783 --> 00:07:04,368 There is if you're a writer. 93 00:07:04,535 --> 00:07:06,954 Writers have to live extraordinary lives. 94 00:07:07,121 --> 00:07:10,582 At my age, Hemingway was already in Africa shooting elephants. 95 00:07:10,749 --> 00:07:14,962 Real writers do things. You know, they get into barroom brawls. 96 00:07:15,128 --> 00:07:17,506 And they go through women like Kleenex. 97 00:07:17,673 --> 00:07:20,759 They have drinking problems and they destroy their lives 98 00:07:20,926 --> 00:07:23,553 and everyone they care about. 99 00:07:24,846 --> 00:07:26,807 Come on, we're going to Shooters. 100 00:07:26,974 --> 00:07:29,267 I can start working on my drinking problem. 101 00:07:29,434 --> 00:07:33,063 Great. You'll wind up like Hemingway, with a shotgun in your mouth. 102 00:07:41,321 --> 00:07:43,949 Well, this is one thing we never had in Chicago. 103 00:07:44,116 --> 00:07:46,201 - What's that? - Great Mexican. 104 00:07:46,368 --> 00:07:48,495 I know how you love margaritas. 105 00:07:48,662 --> 00:07:51,957 Yeah, I noticed that. Are you trying to get me drunk? 106 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:56,419 - Not a bad idea. - Yeah, till you have to carry me home. 107 00:07:58,004 --> 00:08:02,300 You've got something up your sleeve, Janie. What is it? Tell me. 108 00:08:03,635 --> 00:08:07,472 Honey, there's something that we need to discuss... 109 00:08:07,639 --> 00:08:11,184 Here it comes. Your parents are flying in for an extended visit. 110 00:08:11,351 --> 00:08:15,688 No, no, it's nothing like that. It's important. 111 00:08:15,855 --> 00:08:19,359 - Important. - Michael, I�m serious. 112 00:08:19,526 --> 00:08:21,361 OK, OK, what is it? 113 00:08:21,528 --> 00:08:25,949 - I want us to have a baby. - What? Why? 114 00:08:26,115 --> 00:08:30,119 Well, because... because I like babies. 115 00:08:30,286 --> 00:08:33,706 Honey, I love babies. Other people's babies. 116 00:08:33,873 --> 00:08:36,084 People who aren't interns, 117 00:08:36,251 --> 00:08:39,963 who don't live in one-bedroom apartments, who aren't broke. 118 00:08:40,129 --> 00:08:44,384 I don't know, I just thought that now might be a good time. 119 00:08:44,550 --> 00:08:48,221 Sweetheart, we've talked about this. I have to finish my internship. 120 00:08:48,388 --> 00:08:50,890 And what are you gonna do, quit your job? 121 00:08:51,057 --> 00:08:54,352 No, we're at least five years from having a baby. 122 00:09:04,445 --> 00:09:07,031 Drinking is so incredibly depressing. 123 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:10,076 That's what I�ve been trying to tell you. 124 00:09:10,243 --> 00:09:12,995 You know what the saddest thing is about drunks? 125 00:09:13,162 --> 00:09:15,831 They're so helpless. They're stumbling, 126 00:09:15,998 --> 00:09:18,584 laughing too loud, slurring their speech... 127 00:09:18,751 --> 00:09:21,671 Billy, nobody said you had to drink to be a writer. 128 00:09:21,837 --> 00:09:24,256 Nobody even said you had to have adventures. 129 00:09:24,423 --> 00:09:27,676 Look at Emily Dickinson. She hardly even left her house. 130 00:09:27,843 --> 00:09:29,762 What a candy-ass. 131 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:34,266 Don't bother Billy. He's busy growin' hairs on his chest. 132 00:09:34,433 --> 00:09:37,561 - Hey. - That's a real drink, huh? 133 00:09:37,728 --> 00:09:39,814 - Bottoms up, Billy. - It's OK, Sandy. 134 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,358 - I'm trying to cut down. - My God, what a day. 135 00:09:42,525 --> 00:09:45,611 One of my 12-year-olds pulls a knife on a 15-year-old, 136 00:09:45,778 --> 00:09:47,655 a couple of other kids jump in. 137 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:51,450 I had to wrestle the knife out of this kid's hand. He starts crying. 138 00:09:51,617 --> 00:09:55,913 He starts crying because his mother, his mother gave him the knife 139 00:09:56,080 --> 00:10:00,042 before she was shipped off to the mental hospital. 140 00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:03,962 Nice memento from Mom. Beer, please. 141 00:10:05,255 --> 00:10:08,467 Will you listen to that? A knife. This guy's really living. 142 00:10:08,634 --> 00:10:11,011 Seeing the world, sinking his teeth into it. 143 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:14,139 Is that what it is? Sometimes I think I�m the last person 144 00:10:14,306 --> 00:10:17,976 to realize that the entire world is hopelessly screwed up. 145 00:10:18,143 --> 00:10:22,481 And this guy. This guy's adventurous. Right, Jake? 146 00:10:22,648 --> 00:10:24,983 You've probably been in a bar fight or two. 147 00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:27,444 Maybe stared down the wrong end of a gun? 148 00:10:27,611 --> 00:10:30,656 You probably had a babe throw her stiletto-heeled pump 149 00:10:30,822 --> 00:10:33,116 at you as you were leaving her apartment. 150 00:10:33,283 --> 00:10:35,243 It was a cowboy boot in a motel room. 151 00:10:35,410 --> 00:10:37,996 Talk about writing material! That's adventure! 152 00:10:38,163 --> 00:10:39,873 - Real life. - How many has he had? 153 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:43,794 - A couple of sips. - Would ya look at this guy? 154 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:47,631 Now that man has been around. Hey, yo, buddy! 155 00:10:47,798 --> 00:10:50,926 How'd you get the neck brace? Take a bad spill on your hog? 156 00:10:51,092 --> 00:10:53,178 Bungee jumping. 157 00:10:54,596 --> 00:10:58,225 - Whiskey, straight up. - No, no, no, here, take mine. 158 00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:03,980 I wasn't gonna drink it. So that bungee cord thing, you really did that? 159 00:11:05,857 --> 00:11:09,861 Jumped off a bridge. Man, it was outrageous. 160 00:11:10,028 --> 00:11:14,157 You're up there about a hundred stories. They strap you in with these bungees. 161 00:11:14,324 --> 00:11:17,327 Then you jump, and you're thinking, "I�m gonna die. 162 00:11:17,494 --> 00:11:21,039 I'm gonna hit the ground and smash my brain and spread my guts, 163 00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:23,291 liver, intestines all over the place." 164 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:28,046 And then... the bungees kick in. 165 00:11:28,213 --> 00:11:31,424 - Awesome! - If it was so awesome, 166 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:35,428 - why are you wearing that neck brace? - Whiplash. 167 00:11:37,138 --> 00:11:39,557 No pain, no glory. 168 00:11:39,724 --> 00:11:43,394 - Guys, we gotta do it. - Do what? 169 00:11:46,481 --> 00:11:48,650 - What are you, crazy? - I'm serious. 170 00:11:48,816 --> 00:11:51,486 Come on, talk about real life experience! 171 00:11:51,653 --> 00:11:54,155 Three men in the desert, facing life and death? 172 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:57,283 The right stuff! I could make a career off an article! 173 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,285 What the hell, let's do it. 174 00:11:59,994 --> 00:12:04,040 - I'll try anything once. - You guys are insane. 175 00:12:05,082 --> 00:12:06,626 Oh, God! 176 00:12:09,378 --> 00:12:11,339 Babies, Jane. 177 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:15,384 We talked about this before we got married. 178 00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:18,554 Michael, why does everything have to be so programmed? 179 00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:21,307 There's nothing wrong with planning our future. 180 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:25,561 Look at my parents. They were hardly married before they popped out kids. 181 00:12:25,728 --> 00:12:29,273 - They didn't do so badly. - Trust me, they weren't ready. 182 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:33,444 I still get the feeling that they sacrificed their dreams and lives. 183 00:12:33,611 --> 00:12:35,738 Yeah, but you know that they love you. 184 00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:37,907 But it's a strange kind of love. 185 00:12:38,074 --> 00:12:40,159 Mixed with resentment. 186 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:45,080 And sometimes I feel that I�m living the life my father wanted for himself. 187 00:12:45,247 --> 00:12:47,249 Only one thing stood in his way. 188 00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:49,460 So how do we know when we're ready? 189 00:12:51,128 --> 00:12:53,422 I think we'll know. 190 00:12:53,589 --> 00:12:58,510 Sweetheart, we both have careers that are important to us. 191 00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:00,888 Now, when we first moved out here, 192 00:13:01,055 --> 00:13:04,224 you promised that you'd have an entire line of... 193 00:13:04,391 --> 00:13:05,893 - What was it? - Funky... 194 00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:09,355 Right, funky evening wear in the stores by the end of the year. 195 00:13:09,521 --> 00:13:12,691 - What about that? - But it doesn't happen overnight. 196 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:16,653 That's exactly right. That's exactly my point. 197 00:13:16,820 --> 00:13:22,034 We need time to lead our own lives before we can give it all to a baby. 198 00:13:26,788 --> 00:13:30,751 Yeah, maybe you're right. 199 00:13:30,918 --> 00:13:33,211 Maybe now's not the time. 200 00:13:33,837 --> 00:13:37,591 Now, sweetheart, I�m sorry 201 00:13:37,758 --> 00:13:40,385 that I don't have a lot of time to spend with you. 202 00:13:40,552 --> 00:13:43,388 I think maybe that's where this is coming from. 203 00:13:43,555 --> 00:13:47,434 But hey, what do you think about getting a dog? 204 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:52,397 Michael, I don't want a dog. 205 00:13:56,651 --> 00:13:58,612 I'm going to the bathroom. 206 00:14:21,634 --> 00:14:23,428 Damn it. 207 00:14:29,058 --> 00:14:31,853 - Hey, Jane. - Hey. 208 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:36,024 - So how'd the new dad take the news? - He didn't. I didn't tell him. 209 00:14:36,191 --> 00:14:39,944 - Why? - He didn't want to hear it. 210 00:14:40,111 --> 00:14:42,322 Alison, he's not ready to have a baby. 211 00:14:42,488 --> 00:14:44,365 - What are you gonna do? - Not sure. 212 00:14:44,532 --> 00:14:47,243 I'm afraid if I tell, he's gonna go through with it. 213 00:14:47,410 --> 00:14:49,120 It's not something he wants. 214 00:14:49,287 --> 00:14:53,374 Well, are you thinking of maybe not having the baby? 215 00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:55,168 I don't know. 216 00:14:56,377 --> 00:14:59,005 I'm thinking about a lot of things right now. 217 00:14:59,172 --> 00:15:01,716 You know, Jake, sometimes I feel my... 218 00:15:01,883 --> 00:15:04,844 Jake, sometimes I feel my marriage is like a doughnut. 219 00:15:05,011 --> 00:15:08,139 God, here we go. An early morning lesson in philosophy. 220 00:15:08,306 --> 00:15:12,101 No, hear me out. A doughnut is round, a doughnut is sweet, perfect. 221 00:15:12,268 --> 00:15:15,354 But something in the middle is missing, hence, the hole. 222 00:15:15,521 --> 00:15:17,982 I never know if you're supposed to fill that, 223 00:15:18,149 --> 00:15:21,319 or if it's a characteristic of a union between two people. 224 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,696 If I was married, the hole in my doughnut 225 00:15:23,863 --> 00:15:26,532 would be big enough to run a train through. 226 00:15:26,699 --> 00:15:29,285 Hold this. Jane's talking about having kids. 227 00:15:29,452 --> 00:15:31,829 As if life isn't complicated enough for us. 228 00:15:31,996 --> 00:15:34,790 The thought of bringing kids into this world... 229 00:15:34,957 --> 00:15:38,836 Don't be a cynic. You couldn't handle the responsibility. 230 00:15:39,003 --> 00:15:40,337 And you could? 231 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:43,090 There are a couple of dads in my intern program. 232 00:15:43,257 --> 00:15:47,511 They don't have happy marriages. No, now's not the time. 233 00:15:47,678 --> 00:15:50,264 - You gotta tell her how you feel. - Yeah, I did. 234 00:15:50,431 --> 00:15:52,266 She gets so sensitive... 235 00:15:52,433 --> 00:15:54,727 Don't you guys know nobody walks in IA? 236 00:15:54,894 --> 00:15:56,812 Hey, man, we're trendsetters. 237 00:15:56,979 --> 00:15:58,981 - You should come with us. - What? 238 00:15:59,148 --> 00:16:01,400 We're bungee jumping. 239 00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:05,070 No, I think I�ll probably be working tomorrow, unfortunately. 240 00:16:05,237 --> 00:16:07,156 Too bad. It's gonna be a blast! 241 00:16:07,323 --> 00:16:09,575 - Have a good time. - Car 46, come back. 242 00:16:09,742 --> 00:16:13,203 - Duty calls. Later, guys. - Later. 243 00:16:13,871 --> 00:16:16,457 Bungee jumping? You're really gonna do that? 244 00:16:28,385 --> 00:16:31,805 - I hate fish. - You're gonna shut up and eat it. 245 00:16:31,972 --> 00:16:35,517 It's time you started putting something healthy into that body. 246 00:16:35,684 --> 00:16:40,022 I'm thinking of adding a bit of nutritional counseling to my classes. 247 00:16:40,188 --> 00:16:41,440 Leave me out. 248 00:16:41,607 --> 00:16:45,569 No, honey, you are my personal low-cholesterol guinea pig. 249 00:16:45,736 --> 00:16:48,780 If I can turn you on to a healthy diet, l can do it for anyone. 250 00:16:48,947 --> 00:16:53,785 Rhonda, I am living proof a person can never exercise and eat what she wants 251 00:16:53,952 --> 00:16:58,123 - and still be absolutely gorgeous. - Trust me. Not for long. 252 00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:01,668 I'll go get that. 253 00:17:05,172 --> 00:17:09,092 Whatever you're doing, drop it. Rhon! I need to see you in these dresses. 254 00:17:09,259 --> 00:17:12,262 - Those are hot. Very hot. - Guess who designed them? 255 00:17:12,429 --> 00:17:15,515 - Come on, take a shot. - Armani, Valentino? 256 00:17:15,682 --> 00:17:18,393 - Mancini originals. - They're fabulous, Jane! 257 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,396 - I need to see them. - Can it wait till after dinner? 258 00:17:21,563 --> 00:17:23,940 - No, now. - OK. 259 00:17:24,107 --> 00:17:27,110 You are the best. I'm going to take these to the mart. 260 00:17:27,277 --> 00:17:30,572 These dresses have been sitting in my closet for months, 261 00:17:30,739 --> 00:17:35,118 when all of a sudden I thought, "What am I waiting for? Life is short. 262 00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:38,413 I've got to do things now." So I called in sick from work 263 00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:40,790 and I finally finished a couple of these. 264 00:17:40,957 --> 00:17:45,295 Hey girl, we've gotta get you on some decaf. You are shaking like a leaf. 265 00:17:45,461 --> 00:17:47,338 Mine needs a few nips and tucks. 266 00:17:47,505 --> 00:17:49,841 Well, how's mine? 267 00:17:51,593 --> 00:17:53,469 They look awful. 268 00:17:54,387 --> 00:17:59,392 The neck is too big, the sleeves are too frumpy and it's way too long. 269 00:17:59,559 --> 00:18:02,061 - It's all wrong. - It's OK. 270 00:18:02,228 --> 00:18:05,606 Why don't you stay for dinner? I'm cooking some codfish. 271 00:18:05,773 --> 00:18:09,694 It's low-calorie, high-protein. What do you say? 272 00:18:18,035 --> 00:18:21,789 - Jane! - Jane? Is everything OK? 273 00:18:21,956 --> 00:18:23,749 Jane! 274 00:18:31,924 --> 00:18:34,010 Are you pregnant? 275 00:18:38,014 --> 00:18:41,225 The only reason I ask is I�ve had a couple pregnant friends. 276 00:18:41,392 --> 00:18:45,146 Just one whiff of fish, upchuck city. All over the place. 277 00:18:45,312 --> 00:18:49,275 Sandy, you know, you have the sensitivity of a doorknob. 278 00:18:49,442 --> 00:18:54,321 - Are you OK? - Yeah, I�m fine. 279 00:18:54,488 --> 00:18:57,116 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 280 00:18:57,283 --> 00:19:00,661 Yeah, Janie, this is so wonderful! 281 00:19:02,872 --> 00:19:07,793 Forgive me for saying so, but you don't exactly seem to be jumping for joy. 282 00:19:08,961 --> 00:19:11,505 - Jane? - Oh, God. 283 00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,674 You guys don't say a word. 284 00:19:26,895 --> 00:19:29,064 Keep going, Billy. That's it. That's it. 285 00:19:29,231 --> 00:19:32,651 There you go, Billy! Way to go! 286 00:19:35,779 --> 00:19:37,739 Go get it, Billy! 287 00:19:39,491 --> 00:19:41,743 Hey, Billy! Hey, Billy! 288 00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:45,330 Come on, you can do it. Come on! 289 00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:51,003 Billy! You can do it! Come on! 290 00:19:58,009 --> 00:20:00,303 Come on now, you can do it! 291 00:20:03,682 --> 00:20:05,642 Dive! 292 00:20:37,257 --> 00:20:40,635 Billy, are you all right? 293 00:20:49,519 --> 00:20:50,562 Nightmare? 294 00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:53,606 The kind where you're falling, 295 00:20:53,773 --> 00:20:56,943 and you're about to hit the ground any second. 296 00:21:01,572 --> 00:21:06,869 You know, they say if you hit the ground in your dream, you really die. 297 00:21:09,872 --> 00:21:12,291 But that almost never happens. 298 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:15,753 I'm sorry I woke you up. It was just a dream, 299 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,132 which happened to have an excruciatingly hellish quality. 300 00:21:19,298 --> 00:21:22,301 Billy, why are you doing this? 301 00:21:22,468 --> 00:21:26,389 I was reading just the other day about these two guys somewhere 302 00:21:26,556 --> 00:21:29,934 who wanted to celebrate their graduation by bungee jumping 303 00:21:30,101 --> 00:21:32,019 off the top of their dorm. 304 00:21:32,186 --> 00:21:35,690 Only they made the rope too long and ended up... 305 00:21:37,191 --> 00:21:39,151 You know. 306 00:21:39,318 --> 00:21:42,446 I mean, what do you have to prove? 307 00:21:42,613 --> 00:21:44,949 All my life, I�ve been so safe, Alison. 308 00:21:45,116 --> 00:21:48,244 I've done everything right. Good grades in high school, 309 00:21:48,411 --> 00:21:53,332 good grades in college, spent the summers working for my dad's store. 310 00:21:53,499 --> 00:21:57,920 - I've got to take a risk. - A stupid, reckless risk? 311 00:21:58,087 --> 00:22:00,965 Whatever it takes. 312 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,927 OK. 313 00:22:10,516 --> 00:22:13,435 Just make sure they make the cord the right length. 314 00:22:18,524 --> 00:22:21,443 Come on, we gotta get the show on the road. 315 00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:23,237 I'll get Jake. 316 00:22:25,114 --> 00:22:26,865 Jake! 317 00:22:27,908 --> 00:22:30,369 Come on, pal, we gotta get rollin'. 318 00:22:30,744 --> 00:22:33,122 - Hello! - What? 319 00:22:33,288 --> 00:22:35,374 We're supposed to meet ten minutes ago. 320 00:22:35,541 --> 00:22:38,585 Oh, man, are we really going to go through with this? 321 00:22:38,752 --> 00:22:42,965 - Yes! - OK. I'll be right there. 322 00:22:43,131 --> 00:22:45,551 All right, we'll meet you at the car. 323 00:22:48,595 --> 00:22:51,431 How do you feel? I mean, are you psyched? You scared? 324 00:22:51,598 --> 00:22:54,434 I want to get everybody's experiences for my story. 325 00:22:54,601 --> 00:22:57,187 I feel like I�m about to do something stupid. 326 00:22:58,063 --> 00:23:00,524 Wait till you're swinging from that bungee. 327 00:23:00,691 --> 00:23:03,318 You will thank me for dragging you along. 328 00:23:13,036 --> 00:23:15,038 Hey. Sorry to bother you so early. 329 00:23:15,205 --> 00:23:18,875 - No, come on in. Are you OK? - Is Billy home? 330 00:23:19,042 --> 00:23:22,963 No, he and Jake and Matt left early to go bungee jumping. 331 00:23:23,129 --> 00:23:25,549 - Michael left early too. - Not to go with them? 332 00:23:25,715 --> 00:23:28,385 No, no, he's at the hospital. 333 00:23:31,054 --> 00:23:33,974 - Alison, I need to talk. - OK. 334 00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:36,851 I think I�ve decided to have... 335 00:23:39,187 --> 00:23:42,107 l have decided not to have this baby. 336 00:23:42,273 --> 00:23:44,401 - Talked it over with Michael? - I can't. 337 00:23:44,567 --> 00:23:49,114 I mean, I already know how he feels. I don't want to push him into anything. 338 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,867 God, I just feel like there's no way out of this, you know? 339 00:23:53,034 --> 00:23:56,412 I mean, I just... l wish I could make everything OK. 340 00:23:56,579 --> 00:24:00,124 - It's not just your responsibility. - I know it's not. 341 00:24:00,291 --> 00:24:02,418 Things are tough enough for us as it is, 342 00:24:02,585 --> 00:24:06,464 and I�m not gonna bring a child into this world my husband doesn't want. 343 00:24:06,631 --> 00:24:09,968 - That's not fair to either of us. - I understand, but... 344 00:24:10,134 --> 00:24:13,012 - I made an appointment this afternoon. - Where? 345 00:24:13,179 --> 00:24:17,684 An abortion clinic in Hollywood. It's just a counseling session, 346 00:24:17,850 --> 00:24:20,478 but I was wondering, I mean... 347 00:24:20,645 --> 00:24:23,481 l would feel so much less alone if you would come. 348 00:24:23,648 --> 00:24:27,401 This seems so drastic. Don't you think you ought to include Michael? 349 00:24:27,568 --> 00:24:30,738 - It's his baby too. - I'm just exploring my options. 350 00:24:31,364 --> 00:24:35,034 OK. I'm so sorry. 351 00:24:35,201 --> 00:24:38,621 I am so sorry you have to go through all this. 352 00:24:52,343 --> 00:24:55,554 I can't believe we're doing this! Last night I was worried, 353 00:24:55,721 --> 00:24:58,516 but now we're on the road, and yes! We're gonna do it. 354 00:24:58,682 --> 00:25:00,976 Three men, the adventure of their lives. 355 00:25:01,143 --> 00:25:03,813 Gonna look death in the face without blinking, 356 00:25:03,979 --> 00:25:07,441 men who look at risk and say, "Make mine a double." 357 00:25:07,608 --> 00:25:09,902 Hey, there it is. 358 00:25:12,988 --> 00:25:15,449 Oh, my God! 359 00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:28,003 Jumper coming! 360 00:25:43,018 --> 00:25:45,187 I'm lovin' it! 361 00:25:47,773 --> 00:25:50,859 - Hey, let's do it! - Let�s do it. 362 00:25:53,528 --> 00:25:56,573 Think how cool it'll be with a munchkin running around. 363 00:25:56,740 --> 00:26:00,535 - How cute will the baby be. - They're so cute. 364 00:26:02,496 --> 00:26:04,873 We were coming by to see how you're doing. 365 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,417 Unless you're going somewhere. 366 00:26:07,584 --> 00:26:10,545 Yeah, kind of. But thanks, you guys. 367 00:26:10,712 --> 00:26:13,632 Are you holding up OK? 368 00:26:13,799 --> 00:26:17,010 - Alison knows. - Oh, sorry. 369 00:26:17,177 --> 00:26:20,096 To tell you the truth, she was taking me to the clinic. 370 00:26:20,263 --> 00:26:21,556 The clinic? 371 00:26:21,723 --> 00:26:24,726 Are you sure that this is something you both want? 372 00:26:24,893 --> 00:26:27,604 Giving it serious thought. 373 00:26:27,771 --> 00:26:31,358 Then I�m coming too. You need your friends at a time like this. 374 00:26:31,524 --> 00:26:35,028 - C.J. Can take over my classes. - No, that's OK. I'll be fine. 375 00:26:35,195 --> 00:26:38,073 - You sure? - Yeah. 376 00:26:45,497 --> 00:26:49,000 Well, our urine test confirms that you are pregnant. 377 00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:53,254 And from the date of your last period, you're about six weeks along. 378 00:26:53,421 --> 00:26:56,424 I take it that this pregnancy comes as a surprise to you. 379 00:26:56,591 --> 00:27:02,180 Yes. We never planned to have kids this young. 380 00:27:02,347 --> 00:27:05,266 At this point you'd like to terminate the pregnancy. 381 00:27:05,433 --> 00:27:07,310 Yes. 382 00:27:07,477 --> 00:27:12,315 Well, I�d like to discuss some of the options to abortion. 383 00:27:12,482 --> 00:27:15,526 For example, adoption and keeping the child. 384 00:27:15,693 --> 00:27:17,945 Before that, would your husband join us? 385 00:27:18,112 --> 00:27:21,824 He's not here. He's busy. You know, with work and... 386 00:27:21,991 --> 00:27:24,786 We can reschedule for some time when he's available. 387 00:27:24,952 --> 00:27:26,537 That's fine. Today is fine. 388 00:27:26,704 --> 00:27:29,665 - Have you discussed this with him? - I can't. 389 00:27:29,832 --> 00:27:34,045 - Jane, is he aware of the pregnancy? - I can't tell him. 390 00:27:34,212 --> 00:27:36,756 Michael doesn't want to have a baby right now. 391 00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:41,302 Even so, how do you feel about having an abortion without telling him? 392 00:27:41,469 --> 00:27:45,806 I feel like if he ever finds out, it'll tear us apart. 393 00:27:45,973 --> 00:27:50,519 And if he doesn't, it'll be this huge thing that I never told him. 394 00:27:50,686 --> 00:27:52,938 Every marriage has its secrets, right? 395 00:28:00,821 --> 00:28:03,032 "And in the event of my debt..." 396 00:28:03,199 --> 00:28:05,910 Sorry, "death. 397 00:28:06,077 --> 00:28:09,038 I state that I do not hold the Bungee Adventure Company 398 00:28:09,205 --> 00:28:14,585 responsible for said death, nor any expenses related to said... 399 00:28:16,420 --> 00:28:18,881 ...death." And... 400 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,344 Beautiful, beautiful. Oscar material. Really. 401 00:28:23,510 --> 00:28:24,887 You can still talk? 402 00:28:25,054 --> 00:28:30,184 Billy, it is the most incredible... l can't even describe it. 403 00:28:30,351 --> 00:28:33,437 - But weren't you scared? - Yeah, I was scared. 404 00:28:33,604 --> 00:28:37,024 - I was thrilled. It's insane. - Jumper coming! 405 00:28:37,191 --> 00:28:38,692 There goes Jake. 406 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:56,460 Hey, you're on. 407 00:29:02,215 --> 00:29:06,553 - Let�s do it. - OK, we are all set here. 408 00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:09,139 Let�s go. 409 00:29:09,306 --> 00:29:12,392 OK, carefully, put your legs over that side of the rail. 410 00:29:12,559 --> 00:29:15,645 - This side? - Yeah, that's the side. 411 00:29:15,812 --> 00:29:17,439 OK. There you go. 412 00:29:17,606 --> 00:29:19,149 Good. 413 00:29:22,569 --> 00:29:26,031 Almost lost ya there, pal. OK. OK, you ready? 414 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:30,619 We're gonna go on three. OK? You ready? 415 00:29:30,785 --> 00:29:32,913 One. Two. 416 00:29:33,079 --> 00:29:36,541 Come on, now. You can do it, come on. 417 00:29:37,584 --> 00:29:40,045 Come on, now. You can do it. 418 00:29:45,342 --> 00:29:48,553 Dive! Dive! Dive! 419 00:29:51,431 --> 00:29:53,933 I can't. I can't do it. I'm just not gonna do it. 420 00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:57,312 - OK, let's get him up back... - Get my leg back on this side. 421 00:29:57,479 --> 00:30:00,315 - I'm sorry, guys. - That's all right. 422 00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:03,401 It's just not worth it. 423 00:30:14,829 --> 00:30:19,751 They're taking so long. I hope she's OK. 424 00:30:19,917 --> 00:30:21,628 All kinds of stuff you gotta do: 425 00:30:21,794 --> 00:30:24,339 The pregnancy test, then talk to a counselor. 426 00:30:24,505 --> 00:30:27,342 They want to make sure you know what you're doing. 427 00:30:27,508 --> 00:30:29,427 How do you know so much? 428 00:30:30,970 --> 00:30:35,141 - I had one. - An abortion? 429 00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:40,480 God, it's so weird. I haven't thought about it for so long. 430 00:30:40,646 --> 00:30:43,483 I was 16, back home. 431 00:30:43,649 --> 00:30:47,195 That's when Mama thought l was gonna be Miss Teenage America. 432 00:30:49,155 --> 00:30:51,282 I was training for this local contest. 433 00:30:51,449 --> 00:30:55,578 I figured if I won, that'd be my way out of town. 434 00:30:55,745 --> 00:30:57,913 My talent was baton. 435 00:31:02,418 --> 00:31:04,378 There was this boy. 436 00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:10,426 He was the son of one of the judges. 437 00:31:11,177 --> 00:31:13,387 I liked him well enough. 438 00:31:14,764 --> 00:31:18,893 I thought if I slept with him, he'd help me with his dad. 439 00:31:19,059 --> 00:31:21,270 God, that was so stupid. 440 00:31:21,979 --> 00:31:24,523 I learned that lesson young. 441 00:31:24,690 --> 00:31:27,109 You don't sleep with a man to get something, 442 00:31:27,276 --> 00:31:30,321 - unless you want to get pregnant. - What happened? 443 00:31:33,032 --> 00:31:35,367 My mama drove me. 444 00:31:38,329 --> 00:31:40,331 She drove me, we had to... 445 00:31:42,499 --> 00:31:45,335 We had to drive for hours to get there. 446 00:31:48,046 --> 00:31:50,340 The only place that would do an abortion, 447 00:31:50,507 --> 00:31:53,051 and even then it was just this little... 448 00:31:53,218 --> 00:31:57,764 It was just this little trailer, it had no sign or anything. 449 00:31:59,725 --> 00:32:01,727 It didn't hurt too much. 450 00:32:03,604 --> 00:32:06,773 I just remember, l couldn't stop shivering. 451 00:32:09,359 --> 00:32:13,155 It was so crazy. It must've been... It must've been 90 degrees, 452 00:32:13,322 --> 00:32:18,785 but I was just... shivering and shivering. 453 00:32:20,162 --> 00:32:23,707 I think it was the hardest thing l ever had to do. 454 00:32:23,874 --> 00:32:27,252 But I know under the circumstances l chose right. I know. 455 00:32:27,419 --> 00:32:28,462 Of course you did. 456 00:32:30,422 --> 00:32:33,175 I haven't told this to anybody out here. 457 00:32:35,302 --> 00:32:38,430 - I'm glad you told me. - Me too. 458 00:32:39,764 --> 00:32:43,310 I'm always afraid that if you tell somebody something in private, 459 00:32:43,476 --> 00:32:47,105 - that they'll use it against you. - Not if they're your friends. 460 00:32:47,272 --> 00:32:49,524 Is that what we are? Are we friends? 461 00:32:51,109 --> 00:32:53,153 Absolutely. 462 00:32:54,571 --> 00:32:57,407 I could have really used someone like you back then. 463 00:33:07,417 --> 00:33:09,294 - Oh, Rhonda. - Hi. 464 00:33:09,461 --> 00:33:12,881 - Come on in. - Low-fat fettuccine. 465 00:33:13,047 --> 00:33:15,341 Major comfort food without the calories. 466 00:33:15,508 --> 00:33:17,302 Well, thanks. That's very nice. 467 00:33:17,468 --> 00:33:19,846 Figured you wouldn't be in any mood to cook. 468 00:33:20,013 --> 00:33:23,141 Thought I�d whip together pasta. Carbohydrates kick... 469 00:33:23,308 --> 00:33:26,978 - The chemicals that make you happy? - Endorphins. 470 00:33:27,145 --> 00:33:30,273 Right. So just eat it, don't cook, don't exert yourself. 471 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,401 Wanted you to know I was thinking about you. How's Jane? 472 00:33:33,568 --> 00:33:35,528 I don't know. She hasn't come home. 473 00:33:35,695 --> 00:33:39,031 Well, let me get out of here. You probably want to be alone. 474 00:33:39,198 --> 00:33:42,201 But listen, I understand. You guys are so young. 475 00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:44,036 Have a baby when you're ready. 476 00:33:44,203 --> 00:33:47,081 A baby? What baby? What are you talking about? 477 00:33:50,168 --> 00:33:53,129 Rhonda, what the hell is going on? 478 00:33:53,296 --> 00:33:57,008 Nothing. Nothing. You know, forget I came by. 479 00:33:57,174 --> 00:34:00,094 I say stupid things. Don't know what I�m talking about. 480 00:34:00,261 --> 00:34:02,722 Doesn't mean anything. I gotta go, I�m late. 481 00:34:27,746 --> 00:34:30,124 Suddenly I thought, 482 00:34:30,291 --> 00:34:33,252 "What am I doing on this bridge? I could die, for real." 483 00:34:33,419 --> 00:34:37,256 I don't know who the bigger jerk is, us for jumping, or this guy for not. 484 00:34:37,423 --> 00:34:40,551 Why am I ashamed that l have yen for self-preservation? 485 00:34:40,718 --> 00:34:43,762 Billy, you're the only guy around here with half a brain. 486 00:34:43,929 --> 00:34:46,682 Yeah, right, and I was too scared to jump. 487 00:34:46,849 --> 00:34:51,311 Billy, there is nothing wrong with being too scared. 488 00:34:51,729 --> 00:34:55,232 I have ten hours until my deadline and I don't even have a story. 489 00:34:55,399 --> 00:34:58,193 Unless you consider being gutless front-page news. 490 00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,281 Don't kid yourself. It takes real guts to admit something like that. 491 00:35:04,241 --> 00:35:05,993 Here's to gutless wonders. 492 00:35:06,159 --> 00:35:08,495 - Long may they live. - Longer than us. 493 00:35:08,662 --> 00:35:10,247 - Hi, Jane. - Hi. 494 00:35:10,414 --> 00:35:15,377 - Hey, Jane, come join the celebration. - Not tonight, guys. 495 00:35:15,544 --> 00:35:17,629 OK, be that way. 496 00:35:20,173 --> 00:35:22,050 Michael? 497 00:35:23,552 --> 00:35:25,387 Honey? 498 00:35:32,102 --> 00:35:33,979 Michael, what's wrong? 499 00:35:34,146 --> 00:35:38,525 Rhonda came by. She thought we might need it after what we've been through. 500 00:35:38,692 --> 00:35:40,110 Oh, God. Michael... 501 00:35:40,277 --> 00:35:43,029 - How could you do it, Jane? - Michael, let me... 502 00:35:43,196 --> 00:35:45,991 You aborted our baby. 503 00:35:46,157 --> 00:35:49,119 A baby I never even knew existed. 504 00:35:49,286 --> 00:35:51,788 My God, how could you keep this from me? 505 00:35:51,955 --> 00:35:54,833 - Michael, I tried to tell you... - But you didn't. 506 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,503 After what you said about not wanting a baby? What's the point? 507 00:35:58,670 --> 00:36:01,798 - I knew how you felt. - You don't know me at all. 508 00:36:03,883 --> 00:36:06,219 What would you have wanted, Michael? 509 00:36:06,386 --> 00:36:10,390 No speeches. No pre-conceived plans. Tell me what you would have wanted. 510 00:36:10,557 --> 00:36:14,018 - A baby or an abortion? - What difference does it make? 511 00:36:14,185 --> 00:36:16,688 - You made that choice for me. - No, I didn't. 512 00:36:16,855 --> 00:36:18,106 - You did. - I didn't. 513 00:36:18,273 --> 00:36:21,109 I couldn't go through with it. I went to the clinic. 514 00:36:21,276 --> 00:36:25,280 But when I started talking about it, l realized how much I want this baby. 515 00:36:25,446 --> 00:36:28,408 Michael, you can't just plan life. You have to live it. 516 00:36:28,575 --> 00:36:32,787 Great, great. So now you've decided that we are going to have a baby. 517 00:36:32,954 --> 00:36:35,540 Now, tell me, when do l get a say in all of this? 518 00:36:35,707 --> 00:36:38,501 - Have a say now. - Now that you've made up your mind? 519 00:36:38,668 --> 00:36:41,963 - It's not like that. - Yes, it is! Just listen to yourself! 520 00:36:42,130 --> 00:36:45,133 Do you have to get so angry? Can't we talk about this? 521 00:36:45,299 --> 00:36:48,386 You can't keep secrets like this in a marriage, honey. 522 00:36:48,553 --> 00:36:51,806 - This is my life, too, damn it. - Michael, come on. 523 00:36:51,973 --> 00:36:54,392 Walk away. Like that'll solve everything. 524 00:36:54,559 --> 00:36:57,061 This is not a dress. Hems and tucks won't fix it! 525 00:36:57,228 --> 00:37:00,439 - Damn it, not out here. - Why not? Hell, they already know. 526 00:37:00,606 --> 00:37:04,402 - They know everything before I do. - Maybe they're easier to talk to. 527 00:37:04,569 --> 00:37:08,239 Here they are. All your friends. Talk to 'em. Talk all night! 528 00:37:10,491 --> 00:37:12,535 Let�s go get him. 529 00:37:13,995 --> 00:37:17,623 Yo, buddy, come on, Mike. Michael! 530 00:37:17,790 --> 00:37:19,458 Slow down, come on! 531 00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:21,502 Michael! 532 00:37:29,635 --> 00:37:32,513 Slow down. Slow down! What happened? 533 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,099 - Nothing, I�m OK. - What did she do? 534 00:37:35,266 --> 00:37:36,600 It's all right. 535 00:37:36,767 --> 00:37:40,104 Women, you know? They'll drive you bonkers every time. 536 00:37:40,271 --> 00:37:42,898 I got two words for you, never trust 'em. 537 00:37:43,065 --> 00:37:46,151 They'll rip your heart out, eat it for lunch. 538 00:37:46,318 --> 00:37:47,653 Men aren't any better. 539 00:37:47,820 --> 00:37:50,698 Let�s get a drink and then we're gonna get you home. 540 00:37:50,864 --> 00:37:52,658 Home. Where the hell is that? 541 00:37:52,825 --> 00:37:56,453 I just had to bring over that fettuccine, didn't l? 542 00:37:56,620 --> 00:38:00,874 Janie, I�m sorry. Sometimes I wish l never even learned how to boil water. 543 00:38:01,041 --> 00:38:03,460 Forget it, Rhonda, it's not your fault. 544 00:38:03,627 --> 00:38:07,506 I should have told him, right from the start. 545 00:38:07,673 --> 00:38:09,299 God, why didn't l? 546 00:38:09,466 --> 00:38:11,844 You were doing what you thought was right. 547 00:38:12,010 --> 00:38:14,429 It's just that he's so hard to talk to. 548 00:38:14,596 --> 00:38:18,058 He's so sure of everything when there's nothing to be sure of. 549 00:38:20,310 --> 00:38:23,814 - Now I�ve blown it for good. - Come on, Jane, it was one mistake. 550 00:38:23,981 --> 00:38:26,358 He's not gonna hold this against you. 551 00:38:26,525 --> 00:38:32,572 You don't know Michael. If he loves you, he loves you forever. 552 00:38:32,739 --> 00:38:38,120 But if he thinks you've betrayed him, forget it. 553 00:38:44,209 --> 00:38:45,919 Thank you. 554 00:38:53,009 --> 00:38:55,512 You think you know somebody, really know 'em. 555 00:38:55,679 --> 00:38:58,765 Live in the same house, have the same bed, share. 556 00:38:58,932 --> 00:39:02,936 One day you wake up and realize you don't know anything about that person. 557 00:39:03,103 --> 00:39:06,523 - And never did. - Yeah, well, they're yang, we're yin. 558 00:39:06,690 --> 00:39:09,567 Billy, I think it's the other way around. 559 00:39:09,734 --> 00:39:12,362 I don't know what went down between you guys, 560 00:39:12,529 --> 00:39:14,531 but you can't just walk out. 561 00:39:14,697 --> 00:39:17,408 The bottom line is you love her, right? 562 00:39:17,575 --> 00:39:20,203 Of course, I love her. I probably shouldn't, 563 00:39:20,370 --> 00:39:23,540 but I still do. I can't stop. 564 00:39:23,706 --> 00:39:27,377 Oh, man. Life is so bizarre, you know? 565 00:39:27,544 --> 00:39:31,923 I mean, I always thought when you had a baby, it'd be this incredibly... 566 00:39:32,090 --> 00:39:34,133 - Wait a minute. Baby? - What baby? 567 00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:37,136 - What baby? - Jane's and my baby. She's pregnant. 568 00:39:37,303 --> 00:39:40,473 - I thought the building knew. - Congratulations! 569 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,142 - It's amazing! - Hey, that's incredible! 570 00:39:43,309 --> 00:39:44,352 Thanks. 571 00:39:44,519 --> 00:39:47,814 The rest of us are jumping bridges, and you know what you are? 572 00:39:47,980 --> 00:39:50,400 - What? - You're the bravest guy here. 573 00:39:50,566 --> 00:39:53,069 - I'll drink to that. - Or the craziest. 574 00:39:53,236 --> 00:39:54,737 Another round for Mr Dad! 575 00:39:54,904 --> 00:39:59,492 No, no. I think there's someone l should probably go talk to. 576 00:39:59,659 --> 00:40:02,745 None of that! None of that! 577 00:40:35,194 --> 00:40:39,240 - A baby. - I know. 578 00:40:41,367 --> 00:40:43,994 Do you really want it, Michael? 579 00:40:45,996 --> 00:40:49,625 - I do. - Me too. 580 00:40:50,542 --> 00:40:52,252 God, I�m sorry. 581 00:40:52,419 --> 00:40:55,255 I don't know why l thought I couldn't talk to you. 582 00:40:55,422 --> 00:40:57,591 It was just such a shock. 583 00:40:57,758 --> 00:41:00,386 And with everything you said, all our plans... 584 00:41:00,552 --> 00:41:03,931 Yeah, but plans are made to be broken. 585 00:41:04,098 --> 00:41:06,767 God, I love you. 586 00:41:06,934 --> 00:41:09,895 And you are gonna be the best dad. 587 00:41:10,062 --> 00:41:13,440 OK, now if it's a boy, no juniors, OK? 588 00:41:13,607 --> 00:41:17,319 - Why? I love the name Michael. - We'll talk. 589 00:41:17,486 --> 00:41:22,574 - Yeah, we got plenty of time. - About eight months. 590 00:41:23,951 --> 00:41:25,869 - Mom. - Dad. 591 00:41:31,667 --> 00:41:35,045 "So call me a wimp. Go ahead. I don't care. 592 00:41:35,212 --> 00:41:36,880 But I can tell you one thing: 593 00:41:37,047 --> 00:41:40,008 I don't need to risk my life to prove anything anymore. 594 00:41:40,175 --> 00:41:44,137 Life�s the adventure. Not death." 595 00:41:44,304 --> 00:41:45,764 So that's it. 596 00:41:45,931 --> 00:41:50,310 You know, for a Valley boy, you can be surprisingly cool. 597 00:41:50,477 --> 00:41:54,189 - Do you like it? - Yeah, it's great. 598 00:41:56,441 --> 00:42:00,195 At last, she approves. 599 00:42:01,488 --> 00:42:03,281 Thanks. 600 00:42:04,824 --> 00:42:07,035 So, what do you have lined up for next week? 601 00:42:07,202 --> 00:42:09,371 - Next week? - Your next column? 602 00:42:09,537 --> 00:42:14,000 That's still seven days away. Do I look worried? 603 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,963 Good night, Billy. 604 00:42:19,422 --> 00:42:21,174 Good night, Alison. 605 00:42:34,771 --> 00:42:37,482 "Today I saw a young man 606 00:42:37,649 --> 00:42:40,777 meet fatherhood head on... 607 00:42:45,156 --> 00:42:46,949 ...and survive." 608 00:42:49,535 --> 00:42:52,246 Move over, Doogie Howser. 609 00:42:52,296 --> 00:42:56,846 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49900

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