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(The first day at a new studio)
Our average age...
- is between 30 to 40. - 30, 40 and 50.
If the two of us get married, we'd really be...
Marriage?
Hee Chul is getting married?
Hey, Kyung Hoon!
Come here, you!
You're getting married?
(Scared)
- I told you to not do such a thing. - Do what?
I hear that you two kissed in front of a crowd.
Why did you do that?
He has the Sick House Syndrome.
- No, we didn't. - The Sick House Syndrome?
Why are you acting weird today?
I hear they kissed in front of a crowd.
Those two?
- Hee Chul kept asking me to. - What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
- You said you wanted me to. - Do what?
Did you keep asking me to, or did you not?
You asked if you could kiss him?
- That's not right. - Unbelievable.
- I did. - See?
Really?
I was performing at a concert,
and Eunhyuk asked if I could ask Kyung Hoon to perform...
"Sweet Dream" with me, since it's a popular song.
I asked him if he wanted to perform.
Kyung Hoon didn't hesitate...
- to say yes. - As a guest to the concert?
- Yes. - He was the first guest.
- That's very loyal of him. - Very.
(All cheering for Kyung Hoon)
(Performing "Sweet Dream" in their school uniforms)
(This was the first time that they performed "Sweet Dream" live.)
(It was a successful duet stage.)
Since we're talking about this,
- Call us next time. - why don't you two...
perform at some festivals?
- That's right. - There are ones about butterflies.
Hampyeong holds Butterfly Festival.
- The insects? - Yes, those.
We could all perform at festivals in a group.
Aren't there festivals about dragons?
What dragon festivals?
- Of course there are. - For you.
It goes with your song.
Sang Min can attend debt festivals held at Yeouido.
There aren't such things.
I meant light festivals where firecrackers go off.
Spring is a season for festivals.
Let's form a band.
- Why do you keep suggesting that? - In 2020,
we can perform at festivals.
No, thanks. No festivals for me.
- He's really into festivals. - No festivals for me.
I'd love that.
(The new students are here with a strong presence.)
Hey, everyone.
It's not time for you to enter yet.
- Hyung Don! - You're too early.
- Has this been planned? - Big chestnut bread.
We're not done with our intro yet.
Let's introduce ourselves first.
Hello, we're two roommates at "Idol Room"...
and an 8-year-old K-pop group,
- Hyungdon and Daejune. - Hyungdon and Daejune.
- Hello. - Nice to meet you all.
We were just talking about festivals.
You two are like the guests for our festival.
Can you all be a little bit more welcoming?
Fine.
This is pretty welcoming of us.
This isn't how you treat girl groups.
This isn't how you treat girl groups.
Anyway, you two have been together for eight years.
Yes, we've been in a duo for eight years.
That's a long time.
We wisely overcame the seven-year trouble.
- Overcame all that. - Our group is eight years old,
but it has been over 10 years since we became friends.
- Right? - Yes, over 10 years.
So, if you've been a duo for eight years,
what took you so long to visit our show?
To be honest, we live boring lives.
We just go home after work.
Shows like this require fun lives...
to talk about,
- but we have none of that. - We don't do anything fun.
We don't ask about people's personal lives here.
- Why would we do such a thing? - You do.
You guys do that quiz.
- We have no fun questions for you. - We answer boring questions.
- That's because... - Yeong Cheol, you talk so much,
but how come you don't get any screen time?
They're all edited.
I filled in for "Weekly Idol"...
when Hyung Don was on a break,
and Defconn didn't like our show very much.
- Do you remember it? - I do.
When our show was doing well, with IOI as guests and all,
he'd tell me that he watched the show,
and I'd ask him how he found it.
Then he said our show wouldn't last long...
because it's too bold.
You said that our show...
won't last a year.
Didn't you?
- Hold on. - I remember it so clearly.
So that means Defconn judged us?
But can't I make such comments as a viewer of the show?
I thought you guys were too bold...
- to last long. - Then are you...
boring on your shows?
- Who? - You.
- Are you not bold? - I am.
I lose.
Ho Dong is mad.
Do you not make jokes,
and are you boring on shows?
- He's mad. - His face definitely seems mad.
I remember those mad eyes from "Star King".
And our staffs tried to get Defconn on our show for a long time,
but he rejected every time, even when we offered to...
invite Hyung Don with you.
Your staffs contacted us three years ago.
- That's right. - It's been three years.
- They contacted you? - Yes.
But we don't do well on big shows.
But Jang Hoon visited us on "Problem Child in House".
- Which scored the highest views? - Yes.
But Jang Hoon made a deal there.
Under the orders of the staffs at this show,
What do you mean, orders?
he was told to make us come here.
He's definitely the tallest bait.
Of course.
A 2m-long bait.
I wasn't even thinking about it,
but Hyung Don said that he took the bait.
He told me that we had to come.
But it's a little bit awkward if we come for no reason, right?
That's why we released a new song to promote.
- Are you releasing a new song? - On March 16.
- When this episode airs. - At 6pm.
You mentioned "Problem Child in House".
What time does that air?
11pm on Wednesdays.
- That's the same time as... - "Dining Together"!
I need to visit that show of yours then.
As a part of "Dining Together".
- It airs at the same time. - Yes, it does.
The two shows are rivals.
Kyung Hoon said...
that Bo Sung visited "Problem Child in House"...
and kept talking about our show.
- Is that true? - Really?
I get confused because of him.
Why?
He talks about this show so much on "Problem Child in House".
- Has Bo Sung's episode aired yet? - No.
I've basically already watched it.
- Really? - It's hilarious.
He talked about us?
He keeps saying that he needs to...
- beef it out with Yong Man. - Did they work it out?
What happened?
(The age hierarchy is all ruined because of Yong Man.)
(In two days, we're heading to "Problem Child in House".)
(I'll get him to respect me as a younger person should.)
It all worked out.
Did Defconn...
carry all your stuff today as well?
- No. - We carried ours separately.
I always see him carrying things around for you. Why is that?
- We're just trying to be funny. - We have...
our ranks sorted out in our group.
- There are just the two of you. - Hyung Don is at the top,
and I'm the lowest in our team.
And I do most of the styling.
- I pick out our clothes at Dongmyo. - Like a real stylist.
- I pick out our stage outfits too. - He loves Dongmyo.
Why is it that way?
We earned money because of him.
We got popular, all thanks to him.
But even then, for a team to last long,
you two should struggle together.
- Together? - That way, your team will...
- last longer. - But I like the way things are now.
I'm thankful for Hyung Don, and I'm willing to do anything.
Sure, you can do it out of gratefulness,
but Hyung Don shouldn't just let it happen.
Hyung Don, you shouldn't be like that.
- You can't do that. - Ho Dong!
- I like it this way. - Because...
I'm fine with the way things are.
- He says he's fine. - I'm really fine.
- Why are you making a fuss? - This sounds strange, Defconn.
I'll take care of it myself, Ho Dong.
He's a pain in the butt.
- I'm not who I was before. - Actually,
(He's being bold.)
Don't you belittle Soo Geun either.
Anywhere else he goes, he's in the spotlight.
(Soo Geun has what it takes to be the main MC too.)
How long would you like to take a break for?
Three months?
Back then...
Is one week enough for you?
He's intimidated.
- When he was sick... - He seems tired.
If Hyung Don faints, I'll have to starve.
Hey!
I struggled when he was on a break.
I guess I'll fill in for you...
on "Idol Room" for a few months.
It's not nice for Hyung Don to let Defconn do everything.
People are right when the say that other people break the team.
- It's totally right. - It's okay...
for that to be the concept of your group.
But you can't look down on Defconn in real life.
- That'd be nice, but... - What do you mean, look down?
- Hyung Don, I'm begging you. - Ho Dong.
I'm on my knees. I beg of you.
- Don't actually look down on him. - Why are you like this today?
I'm begging you.
Then let me just ask you one question.
- What is it? - Does Hyung Don do this...
- only with cameras around? - What happened is...
Their concept is all about equality between the two.
It shouldn't just be a concept.
If you're going to talk amongst yourselves, why did you invite us?
Can you just listen to us for a moment?
Hyung Don, explain to us.
- Talk about what? - About what we just talked about.
- You two split your profits evenly. - Yes.
- It's split perfectly even. - But that's just for shows.
It's not actually split even, is it?
- It is. - It's split evenly in real life.
Ho Dong, it's actually split in half.
That's why I have no problem with any of this.
(We split the profits evenly, and that's why I'm fine.)
I've got no problems because it's split exactly in half.
- For real? - He'd have no problem then.
Yes. I could lick Hyung Don's toes if I had to.
It's split evenly, I'm telling you.
I was going to head back to my hometown because I flopped,
but I basically hit the jackpot, all thanks to Hyung Don.
- Is it that much? - Of course.
(I hit the jackpot thanks to Hyung Don.)
We're all bullying Hyung Don,
but there's a reason why Defconn wears sunglasses all the time.
- Why is that? - When he takes them off,
his eyes are glaring at Hyung Don.
(He's glaring at Hyung Don behind the sunglasses.)
- What are you saying? - He always glares at Hyung Don.
He's smiling now, but...
Yes, that's exactly what I do.
Hold on.
People might not know this. Did Hyung Don really stop you...
from heading back to hometown?
Yes. I was at a crossroad.
I hated how I was stuck...
in the cycle of failing, then trying to make up for it.
Nothing was getting better.
So I told Hyung Don that I was sick of all of this.
Then he told me to trust him just for once...
because he had a good idea for the two of us.
That's how we became this successful.
Basically, to Defconn, Hyung Don...
is who Gyeong Gyu was to you.
Yet, you blamed everything on him.
- Exactly. - That's not the same thing.
That's right.
Of course, he should be thankful.
You don't treat Gyeong Gyu nicely these days either.
Exactly.
You shouldn't do that.
Ho Dong,
you look down on Gyeong Gyu on "Dining Together".
Don't you?
Please don't be like that.
(I'd kneel also.)
What did Gyeong Gyu ever do to you?
- How dare you, Ho Dong. - Please be kind to him.
He dragged you out of sand.
I've been on "Dining Together" before,
and I've seen him look down on Gyeong Gyu.
I've also been on that show.
Whenever Gyeong Gyu tries to talk,
- Ho Dong silences him. - Right?
Really?
You've changed.
You are not in place to judge them.
He needs to be scolded.
(Ho Hong gives up.)
- He deserves it. - He likes it that way.
- Right? - He said he likes it this way.
Who writes all the lyrics for your songs?
Officially, Hyung Don is the songwriter.
But what people don't know...
is that Hyung Don sometimes just sends me an email.
That email contains a bunch of random words.
I ask him what they are.
He tells me that those are the lyrics.
- He's disorganized. - What he sends me...
- is basically a big tree. - A first draft.
I have to carve the song out of that.
When I first met you
Was when Dmitry Medvedev was the President of Russia
- That's one of your songs. - That's what I get in the emails.
I had no idea why I had to repeat "big chestnut bread" over and over.
I just get emails like those.
I had no idea, but I carved the lyrics out of those...
and add a flow to it.
That's how our songs are made.
(These are actually what Hyung Don sends Defconn.)
(A bunch of math equations)
(These are the actual lyrics.)
(Defconn can make a whole song out of random math equations.)
Who's named as the official songwriter?
- Hyung Don. - Me.
That's because he builds the initial framework.
But Defconn, you do the rest.
Shouldn't you be credited as the songwriter as well?
But people don't know.
But...
(A clever answer)
Sometimes, I add in more things...
than the amount of things that he gives me.
But as I repeat,
I'm happy, so stop talking.
- I'm happy, so stop talking! - Hey, hey.
Stop talking.
- What's your problem? He's happy. - Okay.
Why do you make it seem like I'm Hyung Don's slave?
Then does all the profit from copyrights go to Hyung Don?
No.
Defconn composes the song.
Hyung Don gets the loyalties from writing the lyrics.
- Of course. - We split evenly in half.
Do you get approvals from Hyung Don...
while you write the song?
When I was writing "Rap Impossible",
I felt like I was stuck.
But I made a flow out of the lyrics...
- and sent Hyung Don my first draft. - You did.
Then he told me...
that this wasn't what he wanted.
It was a difficult song.
I asked him what was wrong with it,
and he just said this wasn't it.
He was just not feeling it.
I don't know anything about rapping.
Hyung Don...
doesn't listen to a lot of music.
He doesn't know music. He doesn't know what trap beat is.
Even if I write a song with the trendy trap beat...
and add a rap part to it,
- he wouldn't know the rhythms. - He doesn't really understand.
This is why when I ask him what's wrong with my drafts,
he just tells me to give it another try because this isn't it.
- He just says no? - So I just...
He's like a CEO of a big company.
- He makes Defconn work so much. - He doesn't give good feedbacks.
- He just says no. - Jang Hoon,
I'm happy.
I'm very happy.
- Jang Hoon. - All right then.
As long as you're happy.
I'm just telling you how our songs are made.
I send him a few more drafts after.
Then when he finds the one,
he laughs and says, "This is it!"
He says, "You can do it, see?"
That's the copy that's released.
(This is how their albums are produced.)
In my eyes, Hyung Don is...
the same as Drake, Eminem and Jay-Z.
He doesn't rap to just any beats.
But in reality,
Defconn, you're the expert in hip-hop.
Can't you make suggestions on how the music should be?
He does what he wants on his own albums.
- But we're Hyungdon and Daejune. - That's right.
We're not Daejune and Hyungdon.
I think...
(Hyung Don is the leader. Leader does what he wants.)
I think if I were in a group called Ho Dong and Daejune,
- I'd do as Ho Dong wants. - That's right.
As long as we make money.
You make quite good money.
Are there any songs that you didn't like or scrapped?
There are some that I felt were too good to throw away.
- Can't you give those to me? - Why?
Are you close to me?
(Shocked)
You scared me.
I thought we were close.
I thought we were close. You scared me.
Hyung Don, were you a fan of hip-hop before all of this?
No, I'm not into hip-hop.
That's not what he wants to ask.
- Then what? - Just...
ask him the question. Fire away.
We don't beat the bushes on this show.
What is hip-hop to you?
(What?)
- This is... - That's...
That's a deep question.
There's only a good answer and a bad one.
Kyung Hoon once asked Moon Hee Joon...
what rock was to him.
This is his first time asking this when he's sober. Be thoughtful.
- I've never thought about this. - He doesn't ask this sober.
And we've never advertised ourselves as hip-hop artists.
We just promote ourselves as a pop music group.
We just rap on hip-hop beats.
When "The Gloomy Song" succeeded,
we got a lot of invites to hip-hop events.
We agreed that...
if we went on those hip-hop shows when we're not even hip-hop artists,
we'd be taking the spotlight away from those who actually do hip-hop.
That's why we agreed that we won't go on any hip-hop shows or events.
- That was what we decided on. - But "The Gloomy Song" was hip-hop.
We think of it as pop music as well.
What exactly is the type of music...
that you want to make, Hyung Don?
I really want to know this as well.
What do you want?
This feels like a musician special.
He's writing in Chinese characters.
He's smart.
He likes things like this.
He's a really smart person.
Music is...
You sound like a teacher.
What is the dictionary definition of music?
- Are you questioning us? - Are you okay?
There are a few musicians amongst you guys.
Isn't it listening to sounds and playing the sheet music?
Isn't it to enjoy?
It's something to enjoy.
Something that makes you happy when you listen to it.
Is that what it means?
- What does it mean? - Is this the answer you wanted?
- I asked because I don't know. - Because you don't know?
He just wanted to show that he could write music in Chinese characters.
I just wrote that...
to prove that I'm smarter than all of you.
Defconn, let me ask you a question.
Have you ever been invited to perform at a hip-hop event...
and rejected it because you're a pop music group,
then asked if it was okay if you performed alone?
- As a solo artist? - He has performed alone before.
- I've done it before. - Just yourself?
I explain that we can't perform as a duo,
but if they need someone, I can perform as a soloist.
Sometimes, they ask me if I'd like to perform alone.
I always say yes, of course.
- He has done it before. - I've gone alone.
(I've gone as the peacemaker of hip-hop.)
I had a lot of fun.
What songs did you perform?
Hyungdon and Daejune songs?
- No, my solo songs. - "Rappers' Breakup" is famous.
You've performed Hyungdon and Daejune song at least once, right?
Have you done "Rap Impossible" alone?
I've done it before.
Why did you just lie to all of us?
- I was going to be touched. - We asked to check if you did.
- The audience wants it. - It wasn't at a hip-hop event.
It was an event at a waterpark.
Kids really wanted to hear it.
I told them that I couldn't, since Hyung Don wasn't there.
But they wanted it nonetheless, so I did it.
But our team is special.
You know how other groups...
perform at a bunch of events all at once?
But that's difficult for us since we have our own shows.
That's why we don't release new songs often.
We only release a few per year.
- Is "Rap Impossible" two years old? - We took a break last year.
Right. We took a break last year...
because Defconn is from a Christian school,
and the shaman said last year wasn't a good year for new releases.
- What is this nonsense? - What school?
Isn't your mother a pastor?
There's a big misunderstanding.
That's why we took a break last year.
You know how variety show stars like us...
go on shows on New Year's,
and they have shamans that tell us our luck for the year?
This shaman told me...
that I shouldn't do anything that year.
He told me to just not do anything.
I just took that like a grain of salt.
But I went on another show,
and they had another shaman.
I asked her how my year was looking.
(What will she tell me this time?)
She also told me that I'd fail if I do anything that year.
- She told me to be careful. - There must've been bad luck.
Since both shamans said that, I told Hyung Don about it.
I told him that the shamans told me to not do anything this year...
and suggested that we take a break.
That was at the end of 2016.
If you really want to hear about your luck,
- go to a proper shaman. - Or...
there's a show, where you can ask that.
I know.
- Come, I'll help you out. - I know what it is.
My face is on the show, but apparently, it's not my face.
It's totally me,
but apparently they say he's a foreigner.
- I'm sad. - Of course.
I know it's me, but they deny it.
- It looks like Ho Dong. - Hasn't Ho Dong changed so much?
- He changed a lot. - He's a lot nicer.
How was he back then?
He was a real tiger back then.
He has changed since "Cool Kiz on The Block".
- How was he before? - Do you remember him back then?
I was going to ask this as a quiz question,
but I'll tell you about it since we're talking about it now.
There was a time...
when I really thought I was going to die on the show.
- Actually dying. - Why?
Let's not talk about that.
It was your fault.
- It was your fault. - What is it?
He doesn't know what I'm talking about.
- He doesn't? - What is it?
I don't think it was aired.
It was when...
- I was doing chin-ups on the show. - Chin-ups?
Ho Dong, as a joke,
tried to tickle my armpits.
Out of defense mechanism,
Because you were tickled.
I swore and slapped him in the face.
(I swore at him and slapped his face.)
- You slapped him? - That really happened?
Out of your instinct.
I slapped him really hard.
I understand.
It happens when someone tickles me too.
- Just unintentionally. - Out of defense mechanism.
He wouldn't remember it.
I see how that could happen.
- That could happen. - But that was...
probably the first time that Ho Dong was ever hit.
- Nobody would dare to hit him. - Of course.
Since he has never been hit before,
he didn't seem to know what to do.
- I guess he couldn't laugh. - Ho Dong always says,
"Don't put on a serious look on camera." Did he look serious?
It was somewhere between looking serious and being taken aback.
I thought I might be killed,
but on the other hand, that I could be alive. I was in between.
- I think you kind of... - In my opinion...
intended to hit him at that moment.
- It was not a mistake, right? - Honestly, I'd thought,
"I'm going to hit him someday."
(He admits it.)
Because he always hit me. You know what he's like, right, Soo Geun?
- Soo Geun, Jong Min, and... - Not me!
I've never been hit by him...
Soo Geun, are you happy?
Yes, I'm happy.
- It's okay if you're happy. - It's okay then.
He can make up something that didn't exist...
and make it sound real.
He has such an amazing ability.
In fact, Kyung Hoon and I have...
never been hit by Ho Dong.
Unexpectedly, I have never been hit by Ho Dong either.
- It means he's not interested. - He's not interest in you.
- He's just not interested in you. - I guess so.
- He doesn't hit me. - Right.
That does sound like a real story.
- That is incredible. - And Ho Dong...
- Ho Dong... - Okay, make up another story.
When we were shooting "Cool Kiz on The Block",
a soccer player came as our opponent...
and showed great skills for trapping a ball.
Did he show an amazing feat?
Ho Dong didn't want our team to be intimidated by that,
and I was standing by him.
Then he nudged me,
which made me step up before I knew it.
- Automatically? - And I had to show something.
- You know my life was on the line. - Right.
- So my new ability appears. - What do you mean?
I suddenly got to show a very fancy skill.
But I had never done such a thing before in my life.
And you did that for the first time that day?
Yes. Ho Dong makes that happen.
(The first amazing specialty in his life)
(Extreme pressure enables him...)
(to realize the potential he didn't know he had.)
It's like kicking Hyung Don standing on a cliff.
He doesn't realize that he has wings until he falls down.
- It was not something like that. - Humans don't have wings.
Ho Dong, why don't you push me too?
- Push me off a cliff. - It'll be interpreted wrongly.
(I can't push Yeong Cheol. It'll be misinterpreted.)
He'll die when he falls, so it'll be misinterpreted.
(It can lead to a result that was not intended.)
While I was shooting with Ho Dong in the past,
I farted a lot.
He tried to react to it a few times,
but when he was really annoyed, he said, "Eat it."
Then in spite of myself, I got to inhale like this.
Automatically,
- "Eat it." - I did that sometimes...
to get rid of the smell quietly.
(He could even purify the air.)
Because you were too frightened, right?
You make up all the stories and make them sound so real.
- Gosh, I can't believe you. - Goodness.
You guys have amazing abilities.
- Ho Dong was scary in the past. - He was.
Wait. Defconn, what did you do with Ho Dong?
I haven't seen him on shows often, but long ago,
I went on "Yashimmanman" with Haha.
- That was really long ago. - I first met Ho Dong then.
I did a lot of radio shows back then,
so I was nicknamed the Yu Jae Seok of Radio.
I was on radio shows often.
- He is sensitive to that name. - I had not been...
on TV variety shows and had no experience.
Haha introduced me to Ho Dong...
as the Yu Jae Seok of Radio and asked him to be nice to me.
Then Ho Dong looked at me and said,
"Go back to hosting radio shows."
- When he first met you? - When you first met?
- "Go back to hosting radio shows." - Interesting.
If I had been doing variety shows back then,
- I could've reacted in a fun way. - Right.
- He said that jokingly. - Exactly.
He did go back to the radio though.
- He meant it. - I really went back to the radio.
When he said that, I couldn't breathe.
- Where are you going? - Never mind. Keep talking.
- Okay. And... - Only these guys are sitting.
- Okay. - I feel tired.
- All right. That's what happened. - You should've taken two chairs...
to look nice.
He is really mean.
No, it's okay. I like standing.
(Everyone is impressed.)
That was perfect.
(Believe me. I'm happy.)
- Gosh. - You're happy, right?
- What? - You're happy, right?
Yes, I am happy.
But I had a hard time back then.
I feared you.
Kyung Hoon, this is how variety shows work.
- The reason they're... - He talks a lot, right?
- loved as pros... - It's because he is on edge.
is that they always pick one proper person to tease...
and keep picking on him...
while making up stories and exaggerating things.
- But it's not a nice thing to do. - Isn't it?
We'll never understand it even if you tell both of us about it.
By the way, where did the "big chestnut bread" come from?
After hearing all Ho Dong said, did you just let it slide?
Yes, I don't pay attention to all he says.
You seemed to listen to him carefully, but you moved on.
- He just seemed like that. - He says things like that often.
I'm not even bothered when he does that now.
- I talked to him enthusiastically. - He could've said, "You're right."
- So that it can be edited out. - He says something nice sometimes.
- Something nice? - What about the big chestnut bread?
How did we come up with the word, big chestnut bread?
- As I said earlier... - Was that Hyung Don's idea too?
Is there something called big chestnut bread for real?
- Of course. - Of course there is.
Jang Hoon, you haven't eaten it because you live in Gangnam?
(What are you talking about?)
- Gosh. - I can't believe you.
- Don't be like that. - You're being ridiculous.
- Big chestnut bread... - There is tteokbokki too.
- Do you even know tteokbokki? - What?
Do you know tteokbokki, fried food, and sundae?
There is big chestnut bread in every grocery shop.
Are you talking about chestnut bread that is big?
They don't carry it in the department stores you usually go to.
My gosh.
There is no big chestnut bread in the department stores you go to.
(It's only in grocery stores.)
- Hey. - Big chestnut bread does exist.
You eat ice cream only when it's from Haagen-Dazs, right?
- Don't be ridiculous. - I'm right, aren't I?
- I just prefer that brand. - I think he eats Natuur ice cream.
Have you heard about Seoju ice cream bars?
Hey, I've lived longer than you guys.
- You... - You little...
- I must've not been rich back then. - What?
You must've not been well off back then...
seeing that you ate that in the past.
So where is big chestnut bread?
I said it's not in your neighborhood!
It is in your neighborhood then?
- Of course it is. - It's everywhere else.
- It's all over the country. - What exactly is it?
What is big chestnut bread?
- It's big. - And it's chestnut bread.
- I've never seen it. - Chestnut bread that is big.
A bag of five pieces of ordinary chestnut bread is sold...
for 2.5 dollars including tax.
And there is big chestnut bread that is sold for 2 dollars each.
- But it's not in Gangnam. - The thing is...
In my opinion, they made a new name called big chestnut bread.
- Usually, it's just chestnut bread. - There is big chestnut bread.
It exists, and why do you say it doesn't?
Gosh, I don't want to argue with them anymore.
He goes out too often.
- Gosh. - Why is he so stubborn?
- There is an extra chair now. - Leave him as he is.
- I can't believe him. - Jang Hoon...
- You sit there, and I'll sit here. - Jang Hoon...
Jang Hoon wants to make things clear.
He is saying that he hasn't seen any bread...
- called big chestnut bread. - I said there is such bread.
Why does he think it doesn't exist if he doesn't know about it?
What makes me feel sad in the middle of this is...
the fact that Defconn actually likes sitting down.
It's just chestnut bread.
It turned out that Defconn really likes sitting down.
- He was waiting... - You sit here.
That's so sad. As soon as Hyung Don comes back,
- Defconn said, "You sit here." - "You sit here."
I am happy.
When the song about the big chestnut bread was released,
I was surprised at how amazing Defconn was.
I think it was on "Yu Hui Yeol's Sketchbook".
- People got crazy about it. - Hyung Don sang the first verse.
Honestly, the lyrics are really difficult to sing.
- We tried that on this show too. - The pronunciation...
- is really difficult. - We did that here.
(The audition for "Show Me the Dollar")
(It's hard to sing it even if you read the lyrics.)
(Big chestnut bread)
Defconn started to sing the second verse,
and he articulated it with a nice flow.
- Totally. - There were about 1,000 people.
- All of them held their breaths. - In deed.
We have to listen to that song then.
Let's do it this way. You can try to sing the whole song.
But if you make a mistake in your lyrics,
- Then you have to stop. - that's the end of it.
Then let's do it this way, Ho Dong.
We'll try the second verse.
Excuse me. Your hand doesn't fit into your pocket,
but why do you keep posing like this?
I told you to make the pockets bigger, didn't I?
- Because I'm fat... - His hand...
- doesn't fit in there, but... - It doesn't?
And the clothes here aren't custom-made, right?
Did Min Sang wear these pants?
This is a fit for a bully, I think.
Gosh, I was surprised to see how wide the pants are.
- Please try it. - Give it a go.
- I love this song. - Try it.
(Hyungdon and Daejune's performance starts.)
Music, please.
Music, please. Testing the mic.
- Yes. - I like it a lot.
("Rap Impossible" by Hyungdon and Daejune)
(I miss you)
(I miss you)
1, 2, 3, come on.
Defconn is the real deal.
Here it comes. He's really good at it.
- The lyrics are incredible. - Please help me make it.
Try to see if you can sing along.
Here you go, Defconn.
Go!
(His jaw drops.)
(She was taking care of window security bars of the city hall)
(Chanting "mussels")
(Chanting "big chestnut bread")
(The live performance is a great success!)
- Big chestnut bread. - Let's go.
(Incredible)
- A, b, c, d, e, f, g... - Wasn't that amazing?
Defconn is surely good.
Please take the mic back.
Defconn!
That was hard.
He is really good.
It was hard to do.
Hyung Don, I'm too curious about this thing.
Let me ask you about this one last time.
Does "Cheongsong sweet rice cake with beans" really exist?
- It's very famous in Cheongsong. - Jang Hoon.
Jang Hoon, is there no sweet rice cake in Gangnam?
Hey. In Gangnam...
- The Cheongsong rice cake is good. - It's over now.
I asked that just because I didn't know about it.
Cheongsong sweet rice cake with beans.
All the words in the lyrics do exist.
If we used words that don't exist, people would think...
- it's not funny enough. - It wouldn't make sense then.
Give us your enrollment forms now.
- Give us the EF. - Bring it to me.
What? Are you giving me your bag?
You're the first one to give me the whole bag.
- Wait. - Give it to me.
Don't do it. I'll do it instead.
Defconn.
- He didn't know. I'm sorry. - Defconn.
Turn around and come back this way to give it to him.
- Oh, should I? Okay. - He is so obedient.
He is really obedient.
Sure. I listen to people very well.
- I see. - The enrollment forms...
for Hyung Don and Defconn.
Nicknames. We know Hyung Don's nickname has always been...
Donny.
- And as for Defconn... - It sounds like "pig".
It's the nickname I've never heard before.
It's Stone Nipples.
- What? - What does it mean?
- Well, - Stone?
Daejune is my real name.
One day, my father came back after visiting a certain place, and said,
- "You have to change your name." - Why?
He said I would get my big break if I changed my name.
The new name he got for me was Du Seok.
- Then Yu Du Seok? - And my family name is Yu.
When I went to school, every kid called me...
Stone Nipples.
My new name sounded like "stone nipples".
Oh, it does sound like that.
At first, I liked that name because back then...
- Fan Guru was popular... - That was Jang Du Seok.
- on a comedy show. - Oh, Jang Du Seok.
Du Seok was really popular back then.
But I had to tell my parents...
- Right. - that I can't use that name.
I asked them to cancel it,
- so I became Daejune again. - Back to Daejune?
I bet you also had a nickname when you were young.
Something you feel embarrassed to say.
You don't? Aren't you guys going to work?
We actually talked about that a lot.
What a funny guy he is.
Let me introduce their strong points.
First, it's Defconn's strong point.
He wrote "toothpicks" here.
What does that mean?
When I was shooting "One Night Two Days" recently,
we played a game with toothpicks,
and I did a really good job.
What exactly do you do with them?
- I can take out so many... - Is it...
toothpicks with my forehead that all the staff members here...
can use them to pick their teeth.
I knew it.
- Won't you get hurt? - Using my forehead,
- I can move them. - Without using your hands?
Right.
In the last game, I took out about 170 toothpicks.
If the case is packed with toothpicks,
- it won't hurt that much... - Right.
- even if you do that. - But won't it be...
too much work to count all the toothpicks that are taken out?
- Let's do some work. - Let's do some work.
Well, Jang Hoon. Why...
- Do it. Just do it. - Show it to us.
Please show it to us.
But these are not the same kind of toothpicks I used before.
- Does it matter? - Kids should not try this at home.
- All right. - Okay.
(He places his forehead carefully.)
He is not supposed to touch the case.
I should do it like this.
I bet Sang Min will be good at it too.
You try it too, Sang Min.
You try it too, Sang Min.
(Tons of toothpicks come along.)
(You can tell there are quite a lot of them even at a glance.)
- That is a lot. - Is it a lot?
- You try it. - Jang Hoon...
Sang Min says he can do it well too.
- Let Sang Min try it. - Sang Min said...
- Really? - he can take out more.
- Try it. - Do it here.
- He wants to do it over there. - Over there?
- That's his home ground. - Try it.
Don't feel pressured. If you can't make it,
Soo Geun can do it at the end.
Sang Min, don't try to stick them between your wrinkles.
You should just make your wrinkles straight.
- He's touching it. - It says...
there are 1,100 toothpicks in this container.
- You shouldn't use your hands. - Wait.
Just like you're standing at ease. There you go.
Try it when you're ready.
Doesn't he have to press harder?
(Taking a deep breath)
- They're stuck on his forehead. - Don't let them fall.
(The toothpicks get stuck on his forehead and then fall.)
- Wow, look. - It's stuck there.
- It's like acupuncture. - You shouldn't have dropped them.
It must not be that easy.
- It's not. - It's not easy to do.
- In this case... - It's less than a third of his.
It's not that many.
- Then... - It was really my strong point.
When Defconn did that at first,
we didn't know he did an amazing job.
- Right. - He took out so many of them.
- Next. - It must be very hard.
- Hyung Don's strong point is... - That was amazing.
I'm not sure what it means, but you wrote "jelly strips" here.
On "Idol Room"...
You mean this?
Yes. We competed to eat jelly strips faster without using hands,
and no one beat us.
- Really? - I think we'll be good at that too.
- Let's have a match then. - Jelly strips?
Let's have a match to see who can eat jelly strips faster.
Jang Hoon, this is a game that will make you an insider.
The toothpick game too.
- Should we bite it? - Yes, bite it.
When I say, "Start", you should start to eat it...
- only with your mouth. - Like this?
You don't have to swallow it.
You can just pull it up.
Guys, bite it like a recorder like this.
- Quickly, Defconn. - It's melting. Let's start quickly.
- Start. - Start.
(The competition to eat jelly strips fast starts.)
(Slurping)
(Slurping)
(While everyone is slurping hard...)
(The staff members are stirred up.)
(You're done already?)
(Start!)
(His strip is getting obviously shorter as soon as he starts.)
[VIU Ver] E171 Knowing Brothers "Jung Hyung Don & Defconn" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-
(He finished eating the jelly strip in 10 seconds.)
(Defconn wins the competition.)
Aren't I quick?
What are you doing? Try to eat it faster.
- You won a gold medal. - I got it now.
(Hyung Don comes in 3rd.)
Hyung Don finished eating it too.
- This is funny. - If we lose today...
What are you doing?
(Hee Chul still has a long strip.)
What are you doing?
Aren't you going to come out and do anything?
(Glaring)
Then... Welcome to the school!
(Welcome to the school, Hyung Don and Defconn.)
Kids like the jelly strips because they taste good.
They really do.
(There is one person who can't go out.)
(Slurping)
Gosh, I feel too dizzy.
I have anemia.
(Brother School)
- Defconn. - Start.
(Guess Who I Am)
There is something I'm really curious about.
Why is your class motto "Jae Seok is watching"?
You saw that now?
It means that we have to work hard.
- You couldn't see it at the podium. - In fact...
It means that we have to try hard.
He is the goal we have to reach.
- Guys... - "If we keep trying hard,"
- "we can reach that level." - There are three great MCs.
I mean Yu Jae Seok, Shin Dong Yeob, and Jun Hyun Moo.
The class motto is next to the national flag.
- So we always... - Let's cheer up.
- We should try harder. - Four great MCs...
Gosh, you're doing a show with him on much better days.
We're almost there.
Cheer up, Ho Dong. Let's go.
This is incredible.
You tease him that much, but he doesn't tell you
to go back to the radio, right?
Hey, we had to risk our lives to say something like that.
- Really? - We did in old days.
That sounds like a real story.
- Gosh. - Give us your question now.
Okay. Here is the first question.
While I was working...
in the entertainment business,
I've become the talk of the town once.
Oh, I know that.
Why do you think it was?
- Defconn's image is... - Where is the hammer?
Where is the hammer?
- "The hammer"? - Shouldn't I use it?
- That sound scary. - "The hammer".
Unlike his image, I think Defconn didn't cause any controversy.
No, he did once.
- I did once. - Just once.
- I got it. - You were mistaken for a ghost?
Me? I have never been mistaken for a ghost.
I was mistaken for a bear though.
- A bear? - I was sleeping...
on a bench in the countryside,
and someone poked me with a bamboo spear.
- He really did. - He...
- exaggerates a lot. - Hey.
I was wearing a black hoodie...
- and black pants. Hey. - No way.
Someone really poked me with a bamboo spear.
I can't believe they thought you were a bear because...
- you were in black hoodie. - Why would I...
make up such a story?
He poked me with a rod.
- Who? - One of the residents in the town.
- Residents? - Residents in the town?
The residents gathered together?
Right. They didn't know...
- what I was, so they poked me. - They thought you were a thief.
That's true. It happened while I was shooting a music show.
- Okay. - I got it.
Then I think this is obviously the correct answer.
While shooting a live music show, your pants...
- got ripped. - Gosh.
So your underwear was exposed before you knew it.
- On a live show? - Yes, on a live show.
(That was close.)
Was it a music show? Then it's different from what I know.
- What did you think of? - It was a music show.
Was it? Then let me try to guess too.
- You're wrong. - It must be different. What is it?
In a taxi...
You didn't pay a taxi fare long time ago,
you were arrested for theft, right?
Is it the correct answer?
- I was not arrested. - I mean...
- Someone that looks like me... - A man who looks like Defconn...
- took a taxi, - Really?
said that he was Defconn, didn't pay the taxi fare,
- and just got off. - Goodness.
And the taxi driver wrote a comment on the bulletin board of my show.
"Hey, you jerk."
"What kind of entertainer does something like that?"
"You didn't pay the taxi fare."
Then he wrote something on my social media too.
- What did he write? - "I know..."
"you have a scar on your left palm, you punk."
So I took pictures of my hands and uploaded them.
Because I didn't have a scar.
I don't have a scar.
- Someone... - The scar is removed very well.
- "Removed very well"? - What do you mean by "removed"?
- Back then, I was... - As time passed,
the scar could've healed up.
- He must've pretended to be you. - I was mistaken for that man.
Let me say this again. Even now,
I never get a free ride. Please remember that.
- Right. - So it's not the answer.
Did it happen during a live broadcast?
Yes.
It's not something unpleasant or offensive.
After the show,
it went viral online.
That day, we...
We? It means Hyungdon and Daejune.
That's right. I can say that.
You should know it then.
After the show...
It went viral?
I got it. You sang...
"Secret Love Song" on stage in a cheesy way.
- The lyrics are very buttery. - I love you.
- Right. I love you. - Te quiero.
At the end of the song, when the camera zooms in,
(At the end of the song...)
he winks without sunglasses.
- There must've been controversy. - After the show,
mothers said...
their children's eyesight got worse.
- And they cried? - They cried.
"Children were so shocked that they passed out."
- "What a sight." - Put them into simple words.
- Is it correct? - Organize the thoughts.
- So that's the situation. - Organize it.
I got it. Unsuitable for broadcasting.
(It didn't meet the censorship criteria.)
It was aired.
It was aired already.
- So you were surprised. - It was a live show.
Hyung Don.
So the song was banned except on "Music Bank".
It wasn't banned. We just didn't appear in other shows.
It went viral You should say the exact word.
People called him The Ending Fairy.
- It was crazy. - That's right.
- After people watched it... - The Ending Fairy?
(People called him The Ending Fairy.)
- That's correct. Okay. - The ending part was controversial.
Because I was The Ending Fairy.
- I see. - It was controversial.
EXO was the last artists to perform that day.
The video clip of EXO...
and the one of Defconn...
received almost the same views.
When I sang the song...
What's that?
This is the ending part.
Someone started calling me The Ending Fairy.
It looks like a clip of North Korea.
- North Korea? - A North Korean soldier.
The director of the show worked with me on "One Night Two Days".
We didn't have a chance to be on music shows,
so I asked him to let us perform in the show.
And he said he'd make the best special performance.
It was really special.
It was pre-recorded.
Hyung Don usually appears in the ending part.
But when the song was over,
the camera was on me.
I was like, "What?"
Am I the star of the show today?
I made a heart with my fingers thinking that way.
It was amazing. After the performance,
as Hyung Don and Defconn left the stage,
they said, "We're sorry. We won't appear in music shows again."
- Really? It was on TV. - The whole thing was aired.
(A buttery live performance)
(Good night)
(My honey)
(This is the ending scene.)
(Blowing a kiss)
We're sorry.
We're really sorry.
We will make sure...
to keep out of sight for a while.
We're sorry.
They must've been surprised.
- Did you hear the cheers? - Yes.
They were fans of EXO.
EXO performed right before us.
You benefited from them.
When we went on the stage,
I thought we'd be alone.
But there were a lot of people.
The fans of EXO cheered for you.
They welcomed us with cheers.
That's how it became a legendary performance.
It was really funny.
That day, the ending part...
recorded the highest viewer ratings per minute.
Isn't it amazing?
When I sang "Ring Ring" in "Show Champion" for the first time...
It was my first time to perform.
I heard the clip recorded...
- the third highest hits. - Hey, hey.
Do you have to talk about "Ring Ring" now?
It's because we are talking about hits.
My clip recorded...
the third highest hits in "Show Champion",
after AOA's "Short Hair" and Lee Hyo Lee's song.
I admire his fighting spirit.
He's unbelievable.
He always reminds us of the song.
It will last long like the folk song, "Bird Song".
My new album is coming out soon.
- Really? - You better be ready for it.
- What's the title? - I finished recording. It's...
(As you wish)
(He manages to promote his new album and get his screen time.)
"As You Wish".
- Seriously? - That's the title.
- Next question. - Guys.
The other day,
when I was drinking,
I was embarrassed...
by some stranger.
A drunk guy asked Defconn.
"Where do you belong?"
(Where do you belong?)
Where do I belong?
I sometimes hear that.
- I think... - It's not embarrassing.
It can happen to me all the time.
The customers there left without paying as they thought you'd pay.
It was a long time ago,
so I didn't have enough money to do that.
It was a long time ago?
When you were drinking,
some guy walked in through the door.
Someone walked in through the door?
He thought Defconn was his friend.
So he hit him on the head.
For example, he went, "Kyung Hoon!"
He hit you on the head calling someone else's name.
You're so good at making things up.
- That's not the answer. - Give us a hint.
A hint?
To be honest,
I was a little surprised.
- Really? - But...
I wasn't offended.
- I got it. - It didn't feel bad.
I drank with Hyung Don like a hundred times.
So I'm not afraid of anyone now.
I saw the worst side of Hyung Don.
When I drank with Hyung Don for the first time,
(Sang Min has experience in drinking with Hyung Don.)
he gave me money.
- Money? - It's not that I gave you money.
He took a 50-dollar bill from a wallet...
- Then what happened? - and handed them out to the staff.
Then he gave me one too.
Did you get it?
- Did you get it or not? - That day, Sang Min was...
having dinner with the staff of a show.
And I handed out some money for the chauffeur service.
- To production staff. - "Come here."
"Thank you for your hard work."
I handed out some money saying that.
And Sang Min was like this.
- What are you saying? - He was waiting in line?
- That's not true. - How did he look?
(With pathetic eyes)
He was like this.
- He looked pitiful. - Right.
I was just surprised.
People don't carry a lot of cash these days.
I knew we were having dinner with the production staff.
- So I brought some cash. - For the staff.
And it was so...
I couldn't help but give some to him.
(His eyes were asking for money.)
Did he get the money?
Yes, he did.
- He did? - He gave me the money.
(What's wrong about that?)
I thought you'd say no.
All right. You should get it.
- Defconn. - If I were you, I would have too.
I sometimes get money from him.
Defconn, give us a hint. Give us another one.
It's about my hairstyle.
I had curly hair back then.
It was an Afro style.
I'm a big fan, Yoon Taek.
What are you doing here, Yoon Taek?
I heard that a lot.
I'm a big fan, Yang Dong Geun.
Yang Dong Geun, Guribangbang.
Yang Dong Geun, Guribangbang?
They look similar.
I know.
A drunk guy...
(One more hint)
came to me...
and touched...
(A stranger touched my hair.)
- my hair. - He touched it?
So I was surprised.
But as his friend said something,
I thought...
it could happen.
He touched your hair,
thinking...
it was some tree or plant.
It can happen.
You're almost there.
(What kind of tree is this?)
What kind of three is this?
And his friend told him not to touch the tree.
He mistook it for something.
His friend said,
"Hey, it's not a tree."
"You shouldn't pee on it."
- It was an illusion. - An illusion?
What did he think his hair was?
It wasn't unpleasant.
If someone peed on my hair, I would've been upset.
What did he think his hair was?
I was drinking with my friends.
And suddenly...
(While he was drinking with his friends...)
Some hands got on my head.
And she said something.
- It was a woman? - It was a woman?
Yes, it was a woman.
Someone touched my head, so I was surprised.
- I got it. "It's not a poodle." - I think I got it.
- You're almost there. - "It's not a bichon."
- That's not it. - It's so close.
Listen carefully.
She suddenly touched my hair.
With her hands on my head,
she said something.
And her friend came running...
- "It's not a dog." - and said something.
Okay. I got it.
"I'm sorry. She lost a dog that looks just like your hair."
That's so close.
You're almost there.
- I got it. - I got it.
She had a dog that looks the same.
She had a dog. Right.
But the dog died a few days before.
That's correct.
(Jang Hoon got it right.)
It crossed the rainbow bridge.
- Pretend to have a talk. - Let's talk.
(Hyung Don plays Defconn.)
You should work hard.
(Surprised)
- That's terrifying. - And she said...
What was the name of the dog?
Was it Sonny? She went, "Sonny."
She was like this.
She said that.
- Are you serious? - I'm serious.
- You didn't make that up? - No, I didn't.
Why would I make that up?
- She was like this. - That's hard to believe.
"Sonny." She was like this.
So I was startled. And her friend came running...
calling her.
"I'm sorry. She recently..."
- "lost her pet dog." - It went across the rainbow bridge.
So I said...
- I didn't have to feel offended. - Right.
- I felt bad for her. - It's so sad.
- So... - She must've loved it a lot.
It's not like...
the dog died from an illness.
- It just died of natural causes. - Because it was old.
- She just loved the dog so much. - I see.
When I heard that,
I said it was okay.
- You should've barked. - I said it could happen.
Then she came to me and touched my hair...
- like 4 or 5 more times. - That means she knew.
- "Sonny". - She was very drunk.
And her friend kept saying that she was sorry.
I told her it was okay.
She talked to a man's head like that?
- "Sonny." - She must've been really drunk.
- I guess so. - I once...
You know I love dogs.
When I lived with my parents, I had a dog...
named Seo Mink.
And it died suddenly.
Back then, I was staying at the Taereung Training Center...
for the Asian Games.
And I heard the news...
that Mink suddenly died.
- You must've been sad. - I told my coach about it.
I left and went to the hospital in front of my house.
It was on a huge street in Gangnam.
I raised my dog for more than 10 years,
so I cried my eyes out.
- It's very sad. - It was in broad daylight,
but I didn't care if people saw.
- I wasn't embarrassed. - Of course.
I didn't even think about that.
I went in to the place...
where dogs are buried.
I wrapped it up and returned to the Taereung Training Center.
He really loves animals.
- I've never cried so much. - He really does.
He doesn't seem like it, but he really loves animals.
I've had my cat for 14 years now.
When I'm using the computer, he used to sleep next to me...
and I didn't give it much thought,
but nowadays, if he doesn't move at all,
I call his name and wake him up as he's gotten much older.
- I get worried. - Because he might be dead?
Yes, since he's family.
It's the same for everyone who has a pet.
- So I just let her touch my hair. - She loved her dog so much.
- The last question. - Okay.
There's something I couldn't understand...
about Hyung Don.
- What? - You couldn't understand?
There's something I couldn't understand...
about Hyung Don.
- What? - You couldn't understand?
Why he got married?
(He can't help but laugh.)
When you're at a shoot together,
you look over at him to see what he's doing...
and he's always watching "Surprise Mystery TV".
- He loves "Surprise Mystery TV "? - The mystery TV show?
- I don't understand that either. - I believe...
"Surprise Mystery TV " should pay me.
He loves the show.
- He really does. - I've never seen anyone...
who watches it so often or loves it so much.
I fell asleep watching it last night.
- He's always watching it. - Episode 862.
He watches it on his phone.
- I like mysteries. - Documentaries?
I really like it.
- You like that genre. - I love it.
Once on a quiz show with idol stars,
a foreigner was on it.
He was shaking in surprise.
(Hyung Don started shaking after seeing him.)
He was shaking.
He was an actor from "Surprise Mystery TV ".
- Really? - He...
He must've been the best celebrity Hyung Don could meet.
I was really surprised.
He doesn't get like that no matter whom he meets.
I've done a few shows with Hyung Don.
He was always watching...
"Surprise Mystery TV" on his phone when I went to his waiting room.
- He must really love it. - It's a fun show.
If there are questions related to other countries...
- on "Problem Child in House", - He answers them.
he can answer them thanks to "Surprise Mystery TV".
- It's like that for him. - Do you know this?
What?
Hitler is still alive.
(A conspiracy out of nowhere)
He's even bringing up a conspiracy.
It's the most common topic on "Surprise Mystery TV".
How surprising.
Where does Hitler live?
(He walks to the chalkboard without saying anything.)
(Hitler is alive?)
- This is the Earth. - Okay.
- Moon. - Moon.
Do you know why we can't see the back of the moon?
Why?
It's because the Earth and the moon...
are turning in the same direction.
- You can't see the back. - They're facing each other.
That's right.
Hitler knew he was going be defeated...
in the Second World War.
So he went to a place where people can't see him. Where?
- The back of the moon. - Here.
- He made a station there? - He made a station here.
I've told you one thing.
The next thing is about one-dollar bills.
There is an eye on it.
These people are ruling the whole world.
- Freemasons? - No.
It's different from Freemasons.
- It is? - Freemasons...
believe that Jesus' child is alive.
That's what Freemasons believe?
- They want to change the world. - Change the world?
There are people...
(Rummaging)
that are part of Freemasons...
- and ruling the world. - Take two of these.
What?
(Perfect timing)
(Calm down, Hyung Don.)
This is the best thing you did this year.
Have a seat.
- The meds have to kick in. - There's something...
Hyung Don does that I don't understand.
It's something everyone knows if they know Hyung Don.
- I got it. - Yes?
Wherever he goes,
he goes to the bathroom...
whether he needs to go or not.
He always goes to the bathroom.
You're close.
- I'm right, aren't I? - That's close.
He goes to the bathroom often. Tell me why he does that.
- Because he ate a lot. - Because he ate something.
Yes, he ate something.
- Milk. - No, it isn't milk.
- Something spicy. - No, it isn't something spicy.
- Porridge? - No.
- Ice cream. - What is ice cream like?
- Something cold. - Something cold?
Cold ice.
You're right.
- He eats ice? - Ice?
He loves cold things.
He likes things like ice or iced coffee. He loves ice.
He has bowel movements very often.
Then he drinks something cold again.
Then he goes to the bathroom again.
He has it wrong.
Jang Hoon is right.
- I knew it. - How?
He just goes to the bathroom.
I go to the bathroom when I see one,
regardless of whether I need to use it or not.
I sit down on the toilet.
(He sees if the toilet fits his bottom.)
When I sit on a toilet,
and it grips my bottom well...
- When it fits just right? - Yes, when it fits,
I like that feeling.
(This is a small joy in Hyung Don's life.)
I like bidets.
- They're nice. - I love them.
I'm part of the first generation that used bidets.
- When it was first introduced... - The first generation?
in Korea, I used it.
When I'm shooting "One Night, Two Days",
- some bathrooms aren't very nice. - Of course.
- Most aren't very nice. - Then I take wet wipes.
What I remember...
is when I had a new stylist.
I asked for wet wipes at night and went to the bathroom.
After an hour,
my body felt hot.
My bottom was hot.
I realized it was face wipes, not wet wipes.
What happens if you use them?
Your bottom feels hot?
- Tell us about it. - It feels very hot.
- If you use face wipes? - It gets really hot.
It feels like a volcano.
- It's different? - Yes, it is.
- This comes from experience. - When you use face wipes,
your face doesn't sting.
It's different from your face.
It's more sensitive.
Yes, it is.
(Be careful, Defconn.)
Before we start the quiz,
we attacked Ho Dong during the opening.
I said some things to him too.
Then we took a break.
I saw Ho Dong walking in front of me.
I called out to him.
He's a professional.
(Cold)
(Laughing)
He was like that until he reached the waiting room.
- Ho Dong, Ho Dong, Ho Dong. - You make it sound real.
(Hyung Don is very good at accusing Ho Dong.)
- Let's start now. - Okay.
Let's just say what's necessary since we're all professionals.
(Laughing)
Out of the things my mom said to my dad,
there's something I still can't get out of my head. What is it?
- What his mom said? - I feel like I should be cautious.
You're right.
I feel like I should be careful of what I say.
We can't joke about it.
My mom said it in a Busan dialect.
I got it. Your mom said,
"Look, he's just like you and doesn't listen to me".
Come on out.
- I have to go out to get hit? - Bend over.
He's a pro in hitting with that hammer.
- Bend over? - I can't hit your head...
because it hurts too much.
(Gives a loud thud)
- What was that? - I thought I wiped my bottom...
with face wipes.
You might break a bone.
It's very hot.
Ho Dong, answer the question.
- What? - You said you knew.
I was talking about Hee Chul.
I heard him too.
- Right? - I heard it.
Tell us the answer.
I heard him say it while getting hit too.
Wait, I'll get the right answer.
- You have to say it now. - Answer it right now.
- Give me a minute. - You have to answer right now.
(His lips get dry.)
Your mom...
- What did she say to your dad? - What did you do?
"He's picky with food..."
"because you are".
- What? - "He's picky with food..."
"because you are."
- "He doesn't eat vegetables". - Come on.
"He only likes sausages."
"Look at him."
"Adults should show a good example."
- Come this way. - This way.
It'll be over soon.
- It's like getting a shot. - Bend over.
- It's like a shot. - Don't bend your knees.
- It's a vaccination shot. - Am I shaking?
Try harder, Ho Dong.
(A full swing)
(Yelping)
Goodness.
(He is speechless from the pain.)
Jang Hoon? Say it.
He knows the answer?
(The third target is Jang Hoon.)
- Come on. - Jang Hoon.
- Give it a shot. - Come on.
I forgot what was on my mind...
while watching him hit Ho Dong.
I had a part time job.
I delivered the newspaper,
but my dad told me to quit it.
I was doing it in secret, but got caught by my dad.
My dad scolded me...
for doing it, and my mom...
said something while trying to stop my dad.
All right.
"Why are you scolding our boy..."
"when he's working so hard? I'm proud of him."
"Why don't you go and work?"
"Don't you feel bad?"
"Don't you feel bad for him?"
My dad never took a break from working.
(Giving up)
Fine.
It'll be over soon.
(He bends over without being told.)
- This is scary. - Wait.
- It hurts for real, right? - It does.
It makes such a huge sound.
- Look at the hammer. - The hammer is broken.
All right.
Look at the hammer.
- Where did it go? - This is it.
What happened to the hammer?
My dad hit me for the first and last time.
He ripped the money...
I made from the part time job.
I got it.
Your mom said, "Put it together with tape."
"Scotch tape."
"I don't care if you're mad."
"Why would you rip money?"
You're close.
- You're close. - "Tape".
"Why would you... innocent money..."
Bend over.
- You need to get hit. - He's a great MC, but...
Rice, rice, rice.
"Go and bring some rice."
Bend over.
"Why would you damage money?"
- He's still answering the question. - "It's money."
- "Tape." - Hurry up.
It's a monodrama.
"How could you do this to him because of money?"
- Goodness. - He's trying hard.
"You're an idiot."
"Honey, does money come first or people?"
- "Come on." - That'll hurt more than the hammer.
It's a play.
"Come here, honey. Why would he hit our child?"
What is the answer?
"Why would you hit our child?"
(Turning his hat)
(Ho Dong's monodrama comes to an end.)
I got it. "When you're done hitting Hyung Don,"
"tape that money together".
You're close.
"It's okay to hit Hyung Don, but don't rip money".
(Very close)
"Hit Hyung Don, but not the money".
"It's okay to hit Hyung Don, but why rip the money?"
That's right!
No, no.
- What? - What is this?
- It's the same thing. - You didn't say it in a dialect.
- I got it. - Come on.
"It's okay..."
"to hit Hyung Don, but why rip the money?"
- That's the wrong tone. - I got it.
Everyone, line up.
- I got it. - It's in the tone.
"It's okay to hit Hyung don, but why rip the money?"
- That's right. - I knew I could get it right.
"You can't do that."
Is this a hometown advantage?
It's an advantage I got.
Then only two people can get the right answer.
You must've felt sad.
My dad was okay the first month,
but then told me to quit.
- I was young, and I think... - You did it in secret.
- it hurt my dad's pride. - All parents...
wouldn't be happy if their child goes out to make money.
I still remember. It was around 50 dollars.
- That's a lot. - I think it was 47 dollars.
That was a lot back then.
"Where is the money?"
I told him where it was, and he ripped it.
Thankfully, he only ripped it once.
- So you can put it together. - He was thoughtful.
He told me he'd kill me...
if I delivered the newspaper again.
My dad was leaving the room when my mom came in.
"It's okay to hit Hyung Don, but why rip the money?"
"It's okay to hit Hyung Don."
She taped it together while crying.
She did take out tape.
She put it together.
That happened often when we were young.
Then you can use it.
- Many people used to rip money. - Then she said,
"I can put it together since your dad only ripped it once."
- You aren't supposed to rip money. - That's right.
When I was done crying, she was done taping it.
Why did you keep your part time job when your dad told you not to?
I liked being able to...
buy my parents something with that money.
You could do something...
on your own even at that age...
- to make money. - It's nice.
I was a newspaper delivery boy too.
The nice thing is that you don't have to pay...
the bus fee if you give the driver a newspaper.
- That's right. - When you have leftovers,
you can trade it for gum.
We all did it at one point when we were young.
- That's right. - It's either the newspaper or milk.
- Right. - Onto the next question.
- All right. - I faced the biggest crisis...
of my life after becoming a TV personality. What was it?
I'm not sure if I should call it a crisis,
but I wouldn't do it even if someone offered me 100 million dollars.
Is it "Infinite Challenge"?
I got it. Going on the ride on "Infinite Challenge".
- Wrong. - It must be something worse.
- "Infinite Challenge". - Yeo Woon Hyuk...
I got it. "Imagination Expedition".
- That's right. - He...
You did "Sunday Night" with Gyeong Gyu, right?
- "Imagination Expedition". - "Imagination Expedition".
You traveled around the world.
("Imagination Expedition" from "Sunday Night")
(They go on rides all over the world to incite scientific imagination.)
(Hyung Don rode a variety of rides from all over the world.)
(This is a famous scene of Hyung Don.)
- Acrophobia. - "Imagination Expedition".
He has acrophobia...
- and doesn't like rollercoasters. - He's scared of rollercoasters.
I totally empathize with Soo Geun.
Ho Dong always says,
- "Come on up, Soo Geun". - We talked about that a lot.
It's the same as Gyeong Gyu saying,
"What are you waiting for, Hyung Don?"
(This is equivalent to "Come on up, Soo Geun".)
Then I would find myself sitting in the rollercoaster.
- It's "Imagination Expedition". - And...
it was at the last shoot.
There must be something.
I got it. I've seen it somewhere.
It's on top of a tall skyscraper.
The seats lean over...
on top of the skyscraper.
- That was the first episode. - It was?
- You rode that? - Yes, I did.
There are snakes in the water.
Alligator.
You have to walk through it.
You have to walk pass it.
- It's a ride. - It is?
I got it. You rode a plane.
- You rode a plane. - Is it skydiving?
You have to go skydiving.
You have to jump without a parachute.
- Someone comes after you? - Yes,
a professional skydiver jumps after you and catches you.
- That's terrifying. - He holds onto you.
My goodness.
- It's as scary as that. - It's worse than that?
- It is? - I got it.
It's as scary as that.
- I got it. You're a human cannon. - It's the worst one.
You're a human cannon and have to drop into the sea.
There could be sharks.
You don't know what will happen.
- You fall into the sea. - This is from "One Night Two Days".
It's up to your luck.
It's scary, but it's part of a show. Right?
- Yes. - That's right.
It isn't illegal.
No, it isn't.
- It's just scary. - You were anxious.
It was as scary...
as what Ho Dong said.
I'll give you a huge clue.
He made us go bungee jumping.
- Bungee jumping. - Bungee jumping with no rope.
I think that's close.
I got it. You have to go bungee jumping...
- No. - with an umbrella.
(Jump with an umbrella?)
He's highly motivated...
and could come up with something like that.
You have to jump yourself.
- Yes. - You jump and touch the ground.
When you bounce back up,
they cut the rope.
- Then you just fall? - You fall into the sea.
- Bungee jumping into the sea. - That's 99 percent right.
- What? - It is?
- This is crazy. - I got it.
- You're very close. - I got it.
You have to go bungee jumping,
but you're holding onto the rope...
and have to let go when you reach the ground.
No, Ho Dong...
was almost right.
But there's a safety device.
We went bungee jumping off a cliff.
We have to jump,
and when we bounce back up, they cut the rope.
- Then what happens? - Does that even exist?
- That exists? - I got it.
They cut the rope and you have to land with a parachute.
- No. - No?
There's something on the ground.
After cutting the rope?
A cowboy is waiting with a lasso.
He determines whether you live or die.
- Come on. - On the ground,
when you fall,
there is a flimsy sponge...
No, we had a safety device.
- A box. - A trampoline.
- I know. - There's a trampoline.
- No. - The safety device...
isn't on the ground.
- Right, it isn't on the ground. - You bounce back up, and you...
- have to grab onto something. - Wrong.
- I'll answer it. - Am I wrong?
When the rope is cut,
there is a huge net you see at circuses.
- It's like a fishing net. - That net?
That's close.
- It's a net. - What kind of net?
You have to shoot it out with a gun.
- I know. - A casting net.
What kind of net?
A mesh net.
A fishing net.
- You're right. - A fishing net?
They didn't call it a fishing net.
It was see-through.
- See-through? - A see-through net.
You can't see it.
They bring out as much fear as they can.
You can't see the net.
You have to jump,
they cut the rope when you bounce back up,
and the net catches you when you fall.
He made us do that.
That's unbelievable.
That was the last episode of "Imagination Expedition".
He put much thought into the last episode.
Let's hear what Yeo Woon Hyuk has to say.
Don't the staff try it first?
That's different from the truth.
- I'm right. - What?
How would you explain it then?
You...
There is a net, and they cut the rope on top.
You don't bounce back up.
They just cut it when you jump.
- That's worse. - That's even scarier.
That means you're freefalling.
- That's scarier. - That's scarier.
That's dangerous. It's absurd.
Come over here.
- That's dangerous. - Think about it.
If you cut it when you bounce back up...
He's running away.
- When you cut it... - If you bounce back up...
I'll tell you what it is.
It's called sky bungee jumping.
You hang there,
and when they release you, you fall.
You fall onto a net.
That's what Hyung Don did.
- What I heard was... - That's more brutal.
There is a big bridge here.
It's about 100m down.
- There's the transparent net here. - That's right.
Then you jump from here.
The water is here.
- Did you get on it or not? - Yes, did you get on it?
We couldn't get on it from the start.
- Because... - Of course not.
Woon Hyuk first came into the room all excited.
He was saying, "This is it!"
Then we all gathered together.
We watched the video, and Gyeong Gyu said,
"Do you expect a human to do this?"
(How on earth can we do this?)
- So... - So?
You remember the final episode, right?
The final episode was made up of series highlights.
- Really? - With highlights.
Gyeong Gyu pretty much agrees to most things.
But in this case, even he thought he couldn't do it.
So the final episode was made up of highlights.
- That was really interesting. - That was fun.
- Let's go to the second period. - Let's go.
(Teamwork Dance Class)
Hey, Hyung Don.
Did you write the lyrics for the new song?
Did Hyung Don write it?
We didn't have to write the lyrics this time.
Why not? What's the title of the song?
- It's Patti Kim's song. - We made a remake.
It's "Can't Live Without You".
("Can't Live Without You" by Patti Kim)
(I can't live if you leave)
- Did you guys collaborate? - No.
Ms. Kim retired five years ago.
I didn't know if I should...
talk about this here.
I really thought about this a lot.
When Hyung Don first told me...
he wanted to do a remake of this song, I wasn't sure.
We've been releasing only original songs.
And to suddenly do a remake at this point...
was unnerving for me.
So I asked him, "Why should we?"
- That's true. - To tell you the short version...
My mother has been bedridden for a long time.
She's been sick for a long time.
She still can't move.
She can't talk.
She was at a critical time.
But she reacted for the first time to this song.
- My mother reacted to it. - He told me this.
As her son, I wanted to...
do something for my mother that would be special...
like this song.
Was your mother humming the song?
No. She's in no condition to do that.
- But she reacted. - She reacted.
She never showed any response.
But when she heard this song,
she reacted for the first time.
Then she started showing a little difference.
As her son, I wanted to do a remake...
- of this song. - It's something to be thankful.
To make a special song for her.
We really have to listen to the new song.
- Here. - So...
So we contacted Patti Kim and her agent cautiously.
- She gave us her permission. - She said yes.
She's really nice.
If we get the chance, we should invite Ms. Pa...
It's Ms. Kim.
- It's not Ms. Pa. - It's not Ms. Pa.
(Patti Kim's real name is Kim Hye Ja.)
Our teacher is here.
How have you guys been?
- Mr. Jang is here. - Hi.
Hey, Sung Kyu.
- You mustn't talk to me like that. - He's the teacher.
It's been a while.
- I said he's the teacher. - How dare you!
Is this a comedy sketch or a drama?
- He is the teacher. - Really?
- He's the teacher. - Take off your glasses.
Mr. Jang, we seem to see you often these days.
We didn't get to see you that much when you were earning 24 dollars.
- Me? - Yes.
(No, no, no, no)
(I've cancelled all programs except for Knowing Brothers)
That's good.
I need to listen to the original song.
- Please sing the original song. - Please sing it.
(Those women who broke up yesterday, don't listen)
(You might be crying, but he is laughing)
Do I have to do this?
Do it now.
(No, no, no, no)
- You have to roll your eyes back. - Roll them back.
- This song is really good. - It is.
- I can't do the eyes. - Mr. Jang, you have to do that.
- This is nice. - The original is different.
- That's hard. - He's the best in Korea...
for rolling the eyes backwards.
This is the reason why I can't go on performances alone.
Even I can't do that.
I was really moved by what you guys did...
last week. Very moved.
I didn't imagine you'd show such good teamwork.
- Last week? - I didn't know you'd succeed.
- So once again today... - We succeed last week.
- Where is it? - We try nine times.
We try nine times.
But if we succeed on the first try,
- That's my line. - then...
- That's right. - That's right.
- You must not take other's lines. - My gosh!
Ho Dong.
- It's mine. - What is it, Hyung Don?
- What is it, Hyung Don? - What's happening?
- What's happening? - Why do you take other's lines?
Hyung Don, why are you so surprised?
I mean, who dares to interrupt Ho Dong when he is talking?
- I'm the teacher. - Hyung Don.
- Hyung Don. - Hyung Don.
He's lucky he wasn't punched.
(He's lucky he wasn't punched.)
He gets punched?
The more important thing is,
- it's been like this for a while. - That's true.
It's been more than three years.
He's the first in ranking.
Once again, you have to get your strengths together today...
to take the 900 dollar teamwork scholarship.
We have to get our strengths together.
100 dollars each.
I will now play you a song.
Dance as hard as you can.
When the song stops, as soon as I give you a word,
you must make a pose that the word reminds you of.
All nine of you have to make the same pose for you to succeed.
Every time the poses are different,
100 dollars will be deducted.
- You'll get hit by the toy hammer. - Naturally.
- Understood? - We'll succeed 100 percent.
The largest amount we took was 100 dollars.
- Right. - That was last week.
This ends if we succeed on the first try?
- It ends. - There's nothing else?
- Nothing else. - We go home.
- We go home? - We go home.
Just in case, I think we should...
talk more about ourselves.
- We talked enough already. - There's no need to worry at all.
I'll give you a really upbeat song, so do your best.
- It won't be hard. - Let's finish this in one go.
- Let's finish it at once. - We can do it.
You must not cheat.
(Cheating is strictly prohibited.)
Let's just be simple. Really.
Could we do a warm-up practice?
- Sure. - Why not?
- We don't need it. - No practice.
Let's give it a go.
Think of the first try as a practice.
I'm curious about what they will do for "Kang Ho Dong".
Me too. Let's try "Kang Ho Dong" once.
- For practice. - I know what to do for that word.
I am curious.
Let's do it with the word "Kang Ho Dong".
Let's do it with the word "Kang Ho Dong".
(Ho Dong insists they give it a try.)
(They just start the warm-up exercise.)
"Kang Ho Dong"!
This is it.
- You failed! - It's this for these days.
- Wait a minute. - These days...
- They're all different. - What are you doing?
What is that?
(They're doing different versions of Ho Dong.)
- Everyone is different. - It's this.
- Everyone is different. - I don't get what this is.
I did the thigh band.
- I did him holding the thigh band. - Jang Hoon did the thigh band.
- He did the thigh band. - We should take...
the pose he's trying to promote now.
- That's how you do it. - Take the latest one.
This shows how difficult it is.
We start at 900 dollars.
- Yes. - Let's get it.
Give us the music.
Dance.
It's dance time now.
Na Mi, Na Mi.
Oh Na Mi.
(Juggling and rabbit dance happening at the same time.)
My heart like an Indian doll
(This is group rabbit dance.)
(Singing)
Let's go.
(My heart burned to ashes because of loneliness)
(Ho Dong juggles too.)
Baseball. 1, 2, 3.
(The given word is "baseball".)
It's this one, right?
(Will they succeed on their first try?)
(Kyung Hoon is the only pitcher.)
Fail!
- Who is it? - Who is it?
(The 1st try is a fail.)
- It's this one. - Oh, no.
- It's Kyung Hoon. - Who is it?
Kyung Hoon did the pitcher pose. The rest were batters.
- How could you do the pitcher? - You are all batters?
- We were all batters. - Goodness.
- Kyung Hoon. - It was so close.
- We nearly got it right? - Yes.
(We nearly got it right on the first try?)
Kyung Hoon was the only pitcher.
- I didn't know. - The MLB symbol is a hitter.
It's always a hitter.
- This was the easiest. - I did this.
- Start. - Just one person this time.
- Start. - Indian rice!
(They carry out a penalty with "Indian rice".)
Just one of us did the pitcher.
I think we can make it.
How could all of you do the hitter?
This can happen.
- Don't worry. - Good job.
- Don't scold me too much. - Who are we to blame others?
- That was something else. - But do you know...
what Kyung Hoon did?
He did this. Then he saw that others were all hitters.
(He silently pretended to be a hitter.)
That's true.
- Three! - This one.
(He saw that others were all hitters.)
(He silently changed his pose to a hitter.)
But I felt guilty.
I like how this is going.
- It was so close. - It was.
We were so good on the first try that the staff got really scared.
- It was only our first try. - They were scared.
It was the first try, and everyone had the same pose except for one.
I'm deducting 100 dollars.
- This is the second try. - We can do this.
- Please give us the music. - How could you do that?
("Last Night Story" by Sobangcha)
Come on!
- Isn't it this? - Hey!
- He has to jump. - Let's go.
We have to do the Sobangcha dance.
(They are doing Sobangcha moves.)
(Since last night, I began to hate you)
- Yeong Cheol, dance properly. - I hate you.
(Since last night, I began to hate you)
(I hate you.)
Yeong Cheol, do the head spin.
Yeong Cheol is too loud.
Okay. Dance!
Did you say I was too loud?
(He throws the microphone.)
(My heart ached all alone)
1, 2, 3.
(The word is chicken.)
Chicken! 1, 2, 3!
(He looks sideways and changes his pose.)
(Have they taken similar poses this time too?)
(He is holding up both of his hands alone.)
(Yeong Cheol is sitting down.)
(Are they done?)
I have to do this.
- Fail! - Why?
- Why? - Who was it?
- Who was it? - Why?
Hyung Don had both of his hands up.
- What's wrong with this? - It's this.
- This is cockscomb. - It's cockscomb.
He can't help his arms going that way.
He was doing the cockscomb.
But he was the only one sitting down.
- He was sitting down? - The rest were the same?
This is absurd.
- Nobody sit down. - Hyung Don was the only one wrong.
You have to do this, if you are the only one.
What? I have to do this because the cock sat down?
- Yes. - Sitting down was a big mistake.
Start.
- Indian rice. - Indian rice.
Chickens don't usually sit.
From now on, no more sitting down.
- Just remain standing. - Don't do weird poses.
- This is absurd. - You know...
Jang Hoon was also standing on one foot.
What? I can't stand on one foot?
- Come on. - Chickens have two legs.
- I lifted one leg too. - I mean,
- chickens usually stand like this. - That's a crane.
- That's a crane. - Chickens stand on two legs.
- Why would they lift one leg? - I lifted my leg.
- Jang Hoon... - Last time,
we saw chickens stand on one leg for a long time.
- We have to start again. - Gosh.
Sit down.
This program is really unfair.
It specializes in disorder.
It's a really unfair program.
The program ends by explaining for yourself.
- The atmosphere is really nice. - We're not acting...
We're not acting, we're really on bad terms.
- They step on each other. - You're not personally close?
- That's right. - This is how we lasted long.
- We end by fighting. - Another 100 dollars is deducted.
- Earlier, we... - I can't believe you!
- Why? - I'm so upset.
- Why? - Why?
Do you know how many times Ho Dong tried to talk,
- but just swallowed air? - Jung Hyung Don!
- I'm happy! - No.
I'm happy enough!
You should be thankful for living in a good world!
You should also be quiet.
- Let's start. - Gosh.
- It's a skit. - We have 700 dollars left now.
- We have 700 dollars left now. - Gosh.
- Be quiet. - 700 dollars.
- Let's try it. - Okay.
It's a good atmosphere. 1 person got the 1st question wrong,
and 2 people got the 2nd question wrong.
Everyone can do it now, okay?
- Please give us the third question! - Should we turn around?
Play the music!
- Dance! - What?
I'll give you an easy question if you do your best at dancing.
(Everyone takes one round around the classroom.)
Okay, a globe dance!
Good! More!
(Sexy)
Sexy, 1, 2, 3!
(Sexy)
(Oh, yes.)
(He's the only one who posed while covering his chest.)
- You failed! - Why?
- He covered his chest. - Why?
- Why? - It's not sexy!
Hyung Don covered his chest.
- How is that sexy? - This was confusing for everyone.
How could you do that by yourself?
- If so... - Isn't sexy basically like this?
- That's right. - That's it.
- What are you doing? - Bend over.
- Bend over. - This isn't right.
You should get beaten before we carry on.
Okay, start!
- Indian rice! - Indian rice!
- We were so close. - How much do we have left?
If we deduct 100 dollars, there's only 600 dollars.
- 600 dollars... - Seriously...
Play the music!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
This reminds me of Kim Seo Hyung.
- I think I'm good at this. - Let's go!
Jang Hoon, do your best at dancing!
What are you doing?
(Riding horses)
- Okay. - Gangnam style
(A chimpanzee broke into the room.)
(Turn!)
Taekwondo, 1, 2, 3!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
(Yeong Cheol, Kyung Hoon, and Soo Geun are doing different poses.)
- Why are you doing kicks? - Come on!
- Why are you doing kicks? - Come on!
- I was going to kick. - Gosh!
Gosh!
- You should do the basic form! - You think of this for Taekwondo!
- The basic form of Taekwondo! - Gosh!
- This form is the basic. - You've done Taekwondo before!
- This is it. - You should do this!
(You think of this for Taekwondo.)
- You should do this! - You think of this for Taekwondo!
- What did you do? - You should do the basic form!
- He got it wrong. - Everyone got it wrong.
Everyone does this at Taekwondo studios.
- No, this is the first form. - That's the basic form.
Didn't you watch "Maruchi and Arachi"?
They do this on "Maruchi and Arachi".
- How could you get this wrong? - Gosh.
How could you get this wrong?
- He did a kick. - The questions are fun.
Can I give you 300 dollars to do 3 more rounds?
I'll give you 300 dollars.
Can I give you 300 dollars to do 3 more rounds?
- Will you sponsor us? - Yes.
- This is fun. - But you're a transfer student.
I'll think about it.
- Let's go on to the fifth question. - Let's just do it.
- Play the music! - Let's go!
Okay!
Jang Hoon, dance!
Jang Hoon, do a head spin!
(It's a dance floor again.)
- Turn! - Okay!
"Jung Hyung Don". 1, 2, 3!
(The fifth word is "Jung Hyung Don".)
- Gosh, this is hard. - You failed!
- Why? - Jang Hoon didn't do anything.
Bus, 1, 2, 3!
(The sixth word is "Bus".)
(People who are on buses versus people who drive buses)
- Buzz? - You failed!
- I said, "bus". - Did anyone not grab the handle?
- Gosh. - It's a bus.
- This is how you drive buses. - No.
- What did you do? - You think of this for buses.
- This is taking the subway. - What?
- You think of drivers for buses. - No.
- You think of this for buses! - You think of this for buses!
- This is it. - This is it.
Who does that for buses? This is it.
- What will you do for subways? - What?
You do this for subways.
- That's right. - What are you talking about?
- Let's plan it beforehand. - We can't help it now.
- Let's cheat. - Let's plan it.
- We're not going to cheat. - Look at the person next to you.
- You can't cheat. - Okay.
- Play the music! - Let's play individually.
Let's go! Let's dance!
Okay. Jang Hoon, dance!
(Sang Min's swag)
- Okay! - Take control
(Take control of everything)
This is good!
Sang Min is doing a good job!
I'll give you an easy one if you do your best at dancing!
Heart, 1, 2, 3!
Please!
- You fool! - You failed!
(He made a cute heart with his fingers.)
- You fool! - You failed!
- Soo Geun! - He did something else too!
- That's too small. - Everyone posed differently.
- That was good. - You wanted the newest one!
- This is the basics. - Okay.
- Who does this? - Hyung Don, Jang Hoon,
- and Kyung Hoon were different. - Of course, this is it!
- This is it! - You should have done this!
- Gosh. - What are you doing?
Don't you know that the biting heart is the most popular these days?
- That's a modification. - Who does that?
- Teenagers do finger hearts. - Who does this?
- That's a modification. - Soo Geun.
- They use this these days. - You were all different.
Teenagers all do this. 1, 2, 3.
- A biting heart. - Ho Dong, that's over now.
- You should make it with your arms. - That was from a long time ago.
- How is that a heart? - Again...
- That's Venus flytrap. - It started a craze again.
- A craze? - A craze?
This is completely new.
There's only 200 dollars.
- We're not doing it for money. - Let's gather around.
- What? - Let's gather around.
We're not doing it for money.
(Gathering around)
You all still listen to me. That's enough to know then.
What are you talking about?
Did you want to see us gather around?
I was curious whether you would gather or not.
- He's the leader. - He wants our attention.
He thinks that his leadership grew really weak, right?
- We obey you, don't we? - Gosh.
When a leader tells people to gather around,
he stands still, and people should gather around him.
- But he moved towards us. - He moved towards us.
He moved toward us and told us to gather around.
- I still got it. - Good.
- Let's go! - He became really soft.
- Let's go! - You have 200 dollars left.
Play the music!
("Sparks" by Jeon Young Rok)
(A street where Neon signs are on fire)
(Are you ready to have fun?)
- Okay! - Okay!
Defconn, come on!
1, 2, 3, 4!
(My hot heart)
(My heart like fire)
Hee Chul!
(Dancing to the beat)
How?
(I really don't want to part)
It's a lie!
(You should do it gently now)
- Okay! - Do it passionately!
Do it passionately! Kyung Hoon, sing it louder!
"The Little Mermaid", 1, 2, 3!
("The Little Mermaid")
(Let's lie down!)
We got this right!
(Jang Hoon is the only one lying in the opposite direction.)
- I did it. - You're in the opposite direction!
- Come on. - You failed!
- Why did you lie down that way? - Jang Hoon got it wrong!
- Jang Hoon got it wrong! - He's in the opposite direction!
That's the land!
Why are you lying in the direction of the land?
When did you stand up?
- I can't believe this. - Wait a minute.
- You're facing that alone. - You should face the see.
- Don't look at the land. - Don't look at the land.
Are you trying to go back to the land?
Why did you point your tail towards the land?
You all failed. He was too different from you.
- Jang Hoon. - You were completely the opposite.
Still, it's amazing that we almost got "The Little Mermaid" right.
How could you be the only one to get it wrong out of nine people?
- Jang Hoon, that's amazing. - He was the only one.
- You shouldn't show your back! - That's right.
- That's not it. - You weren't professional.
I just put my hands here, and sat down quickly.
I tried to lie down quickly.
- The direction is important. - Jang Hoon, didn't you feel it?
We tried to do "The Little Mermaid" together like this.
(Glaring)
Didn't everyone feel this? We did it...
- while looking at each other. - We looked at each other.
(Video review)
(He cheats for the position.)
(He pretends to not know anything after cheating.)
- We got it right! - "The Little Mermaid",
1, 2, 3!
(Cheating)
(Hyung Don also cheated.)
- We got it right! - 1, 2, 3!
(Cheating)
We got it right!
- We were all cheating. - I already...
threw my body to the ground.
I already threw my body in this direction. It was too late.
We can't complain because eight people faced this way,
- and one faced the other way. - Of course.
Last week, you succeeded at the last question.
This is the last question.
- It's the last one. Let's go! - I'll see...
if you will succeed at the last question...
- following last week. - Let's go!
- Let's go! - Play the last song!
Okay, let's do our best!
("Lady on the Beach" by Cool)
(Let's go to the sea)
Let's go!
Do your best at dancing!
Do your best to be excited!
- Let's go! - Yeong Cheol, dance harder!
(Throw away your pain in the sea)
Yeong Cheol, did you forget?
Be quiet!
Okay, let's go!
(I'll give you an easy one if you do your best at dancing.)
"Kang Ho Dong". 1, 2, 3!
"Kang Ho Dong". 1, 2, 3!
(Kang Ho Dong)
(Isn't this the question we had earlier?)
(Did they succeed?)
"Kang Ho Dong". 1, 2, 3!
(He bites his mouth.)
- No! - We decided to do this earlier!
(Am I wrong?)
- No! - We decided to do this earlier!
- No! - What?
- Why? - Wait a minute.
- We decided to do this. - We decided to do this earlier!
- What happened? - We decided to do the easiest one.
- We decided to do this. - What happened?
- I did this one. - We decided to do this earlier!
- How could you get that wrong? - What did you say?
- Ho Dong cheated. - Who?
(Pay attention to Jang Hoon, Ho Dong, and Hyung Don.)
(Cheating)
- Are you saying that I cheated? - Ho Dong!
- Gosh. - Gosh.
How could you cheat on your question?
That's right. How could Ho Dong cheat when it's his question?
Just pay 500 dollars, so we can play 5 more games.
Bring Ho Dong's wallet!
Okay, let's do five more times.
- Wait a minute. - We're having so much fun.
- Let's do five more times. - Ho Dong...
He will put in more coins.
(They failed to get the scholarship.)
- We've never performed it before. - I've heard it already.
- We'll just sing the first verse. - Okay.
Okay!
- I'll watch the show on time. - Okay.
Please play the music.
("Can't Live Without You" by Hyungdon and Daejune)
(The melody of the introduction sounds familiar.)
I can't live without you
I can't live without Knowing Brothers
Hyungdon and Daejune!
Hyungdon and Daejune
Another love song
Kei from Lovelyz is featured in this song.
Kei, thank you.
Patti Kim, thank you.
1, 2, 3, 4
(Lip-sync)
(The AR is like live music.)
(I like you)
(They made a masterpiece more hip in Hyungdon and Daejune style.)
(Daejune's hurricane-like rapping)
(I can't live without Knowing Brothers)
This is Kei's part.
(I'm excited.)
(I can't live apart from you)
(I can't live if you leave me)
Thank you!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
I can't live without Knowing Brothers!
Knowing Brothers!
(The preview of Yi Hyun and Gyo Jin's episode will be revealed.)
(They made everyone have goosebumps.)
(They're from the Devoted Couple School.)
(Sweet In-So Couple, In Gyo Jin)
(So Yi Hyun)
(It's our first time having a transfer student couple.)
(How could high school students get married?)
(They even get divorces!)
(The In-So Couple and Jang Hoon are best friends.)
(We're going to make Jang Hoon get married again!)
(I'm not afraid of parting)
(A new love will come someday)
(They are holding hands tightly.)
(She shows off her husband with full affection.)
He's going to cry again.
(The Gyo Jin Dam is about to collapse.)
Send a video message to Ha Eun.
(I think I will really cry then.)
(It's the first time playing Guess Who I am with a couple.)
(There were rumors that our wedding broke up.)
(Gyo Jin peed in his pants.)
(Did he blame it on their daughter?)
(Do I look like a fool?)
Gyo Jin is excited today.
(It was filled with happy laughter thanks to the In-So Couple.)"
(Move flour with paper)
(Teamwork game for the dove scholarship)
(Puffing)
(They're puffing flour from everywhere.)
(They're happy to just see their faces.)
(What are you doing?)
(You should focus on doing a good job.)
(Will they get the dove scholarship?)
(Knowing Brothers)
("Gogobebe" by MAMAMOO)
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